WWE CLASH IN PARIS 2025: MERDE MISERY TOUR

 WWE Opens the Show By let's be honest, Saying this show is nothing but a stopgap before Tapping the Bank Accounts of Every "Celebrity" they wish to feature at ESPN'S RASSLINGFERLOSERSD! French Commentary get muted In their own country!

NOT THE FIRST TIME A N*ZI MUTED FRENCH BROADCASTING!

We open Our Show and the first Hour with Roman Reigns VS Bronson Reed and the first 20 minutes was The Entrances and Cheering. Bronson looked great and May have went from Midcard Bodyguard for Life to Heavyweight Hell Challenger in the next few years. Bronson took all of Roman's Big moves and didn't Flinch, just like a monster heel is suppose to. In the end after a great Grueling back and forth match. Roman Won and With Paul Heymen standing over his Australian Charge after his defeat laden with Roman's Stolen Shoes, Roman got them back, as well as a measure of Revenge of his former Wiseman. After signing his shoes and throwing them into the crowd by standing on the announce table, Bron Brekker ran down the top of the guard rail to spear Roman, Causing a 2 man assault than dragged everyone out to try and stop it. In the end Roman got Pilmanized by Brekker and put on a stretcher. Returning to Backstage after a commercial, General Manager Adam Pierce Threatened Both Brons with Suspension Without Pay. Paulie was also Hospitalized, So Seth is all Alone in the Main event....Or is he? 

Wwe Smackdown tag team championship- The Street Profits challenged the Wyatt Sicks' Joe Gacy and Dexter Lumis in a competent Display for Tag Wrestling. I'm Convinced B-Fab only got into Wrestling to wear Nice Clothes and be filmed looking good! She stood there doing nothing! If She was only out there to counteract Nikki Cross Because A face Can't hit a Women, Then She wasn't Smartened up to that! Like I Said, Yes the Heels Interfered to make sure The Wyatts retained.

Becky Lynch vs Nikki Bella. 0 Stars. Lame. No Notes. Becky retains/

Fourth in Line was the Donnybrook match Between Sheamus and Rusev. So of course Being a Donnybrook it was a Gimmick Match with Pub Furniture and Whiskey Barrels at Ringside. I wonder IF People from The real Donnybrook In county Dublin Know their town is a shorthand for a Drunken Fight!

Anyway Streetfight, LAAAAZZZY BOOKING! This was not Wrestling! This was a Fight, In the end after destroying Barrels and Lawnchairs and someone's china cabinet. Rusev Choked Sheamus with his own Shilleighleigh.

CenaWinsLOL!

If there was ever an Opponent for people to hope John Cena Doesn't Beat the Allegations Of Burying Talent, It would be L***n P**l! No Sign of Lesner who we all Suspect to be Cena's Opponent for Wrestlepalooza .

Four way for the World Championship-Seth Rollins defended the World Heavyweight Championship against Jey Uso, LA KNIGHT And the Man Seth Cheated out of the title with the MITB Contract, CM PUNK, No Eliminations. One fall to a Finish. YOU GUESSED IT-LAAAAZZZZY BOOKING! As soon as Jey kicked Punk over the ropes and Seth played The Coward, I Knew the Song and Dance routine by Heart-The "I Slide In, Do a Move, You Slide Out, Someone Else Slides In, Does a Move on Me, I Slide Out" Let's Fast Forward to the Finish because it was the only thing of Merit. After both Knight and Uso are Neutralized after Table spots each. Seth Grabs a chair from ringside and Berates Punk, telling Punk he hates him and his family, He goes to Kerb Stomp Punk's head through the metal chair before Punk moves and Seth Injures his foot. Punk Hits Go-2-Sleep, when Seth Staggers the ropes and falls into Punk's Shoulders! That's when a Masked Person goes and saves Punk from given Seth a second GTS By decking Punk in his Love-Spuds....It's Becky Lynch who saves the belt for her husband! Could this mean what i think it means? Could AJ LEE Come out of Retirement?

I'm Afraid if that's the case, then I will have to watch Wrestlepalooza as a casual watcher, as until Saturday I was Convinced The ESPN only show was not going to be shown internationally on Netflix and I Decided to focus on drafting the Halloween Special for Boggerboxoffice in advance of Halloween, Besides have you seen the ad campaign for Wrestlepalooza? they are backing more "Celebrity" appearances than Matches. Hell, If AJ LEE Does come out of retirement for a mixed Tag match, it means one of the World Title Holders will not the Putting a title on the line. Not that it's already a circus sideshow with the rumoured Cena vs Brock Lesner Match. so no, the Schedule doesn't change because Triple H thinks a Show run by a C*kehead is competition, that he has to run a show for "DA REALLY REAL SPORTZ GUYZ!" App on the same day! I will return in two weeks for MLW Fightland.

MLW BLOOD AND THUNDER: BREAD. FISH. BREADED FISH.

 List of Champions- CHANGES IN CAPITALS 

World's: Matt Riddle 

Middleweight:Vacated, Currently stolen by Ikuro Kwan 

Openweight: Ultimo Guerrero 

TAG-THE SKYSCRAPERS (DIJAK/BISHOP DYER)

Featherweight: Shoko Nakajima 

Gravity Gamble Winner (MITB) Mads Krule Kruger

SHOTZI BLACKHART RETURNED TO THE INDIES ON SUMMER OF THE BEASTS! And so did Ava Everett. Despite Shotzi not being dressed to Wrestle and a broken Ulna set in cast, Salina Dela Renta made a match for tonight.

Starting tonight is the tradition. The Opera Cup will see A joint Tournament of the league, CMLL and New Japan this year. After the disrespect shown by Ikuro Kwan for months, Mistico will face "The Concrete Dragon" in a first round qualifier. In another, The only double world champion in MLW's history, Satoshi Kojima will face Bobby Fish, but how will Bobby be after the Implosion of the Rogue Horseman?

Was there something else that happened?

Oh yeah....THAT!

As for the championships, we have new tag champions as Cesar's Surprise for Los Predatores was MSL's two Bulls in Donovan Dijak and Bishop Dyer. And despite Matthew Justice sticking his nose into making Hammerstone Title match into a three way,  Ultimo Guerrero lives to hot-dog another day!  Hammerstone after the match called his spot  against Matthew Justice and The world champion, Matt Riddle. 

Speaking of Matt Riddle, the world champion put over but still Defeated the over-rated Broken down Trampoline cowboy from Japan not named Ibushi or Okada, but Kenta. However, damage maybe done to Riddle's Legs.

Filmed as the Dark Matches of Summer of The Beasts back in June, this is Blood and Thunder.

Duran falling run down tonight's card.  Then Salina announces the Middleweight title will have a Champion at Fightland next month.

Starting Proceedings was Six man scramble match; Mads Kruger, Mr Thomas, Matthew Justice, Okamura, CW Anderson and Ariel Dominguez, who should be renamed as "The Human Lawn-Dart", Because He was passed like A change-basket During Mass! This was One fall to a finish, (LAAAZY BOOKING!) And A way to Continue to Rehab Krule as not being the Stupidest Big-man in wrestling since Abyss. What I didn't like is MLW went for a break a minute before the Finish. Krule Won, But this won't be last Time we see Krule, which is Ironic in the closing minutes of this show

Salina and Cesar get A Lucha key from El Gato, Meaning they will have to Go to El Gato's Plantation in a Tequila advert dressed as an Angle In the next few months. 

Neon vs Paul London in a Lightning match Ended in a 10 minute draw. Are we really going down the road of a Heel Paul London vs Paul Walter Hauser? Who wants to see that? especially if Naked Gun is in The Oscar Chase next year? Speaking of Hauser.....

Somewhere in Mexico, Paul Walter Hauser and some weird looking mark pretend to be Hunter S Thompson in two ads for El Gato's Tequila. 

Bishop Dyer vs Anthony Greene Opera Cup qualifying match 1. If you thought Anthony Greene was going to win against The Possum King, Get some Help!

World's Heavyweight championship match Matt Riddle versus Donovan Dijak Didn't happen, As Contra attacked Riddle backstage, So out Comes Krule with a Ref and the Title Shot Briefcase, But Once again, Dijak Kicks the briefcase into the head of Krule. The match is Thrown out! NO CONTEST!

Dijak and Krule Fight backstage, This will Continue for the rest of the show.

Qualifying match 2 Satoshi Kojima vs Bobby Fish. At this point, since I watched this live, And I live in Ireland so this 4am, so I was getting Fatigued, because I've seen these two in some variation or another for nearly a year now! A Good Solid match! Kojima wins with the Trademark LARIOT-O! After the match, the Crowd threw Bread and Okamura came in with a Peace offering of Donuts for his friend, but it did look like, Okamura was waiting for Kojima to turn his back during the promo to attack him. One can only wonder! 

Shotzi vs Ava Everett. I'm sorry but I Didn't pay attention to this match, It does look like, Shotzi after her Tenure at wwe, has stopped wanting to sell Toys and focus on Wrestling. And Ava is the best one to do it against. It's just a shame I was Fighting Sleep at his point!

Qualifying match 3. Ikuro Kwan vs Mistico. The Big Blowoff before Mistico left to Settle Things with MJF in CMLL and Despite Losing This match with Mistico, Kwan next month has the chance to Legitimize his claim to the title, as he will face The Uncrowned Challenger to this point, Templario next month in Dallas at Fightland.

Dijak supposedly drops Krule to his death, but noone sees him fall. MLW didn't do a Hulk Hogan tribute by Name, But Here they are recreating the Time Hogan "Dropped" The Giant to his "Death", only without Monster Trucks!

Well That's it!

Next Month, we see what will be a Dumpster Fire in the City of Lights, as John Cena faces L***n P**l as one of it's marquee matches.

NO REALLY!

TASTE TEST 2K25: TAYTO THAI RINGS FLAVOUR POTATO CRISPS

 Hello Everyone!

Brand new Taste Test while you wait for Blood and Thunder in 2 weeks. Tayto is back with the third year of Tayto's Corn Snacks transformed into A potato crisp. Following the Road set by Meanies two years ago and mighty munch last year, now in 2025. Thai Rings gets it's Turn.

TAYTO THAI RINGS POTATO CRISPS 

Package Colour: Pitch black with Mr Tayto standing behind logo with an Oriental Dragon beside him. The bottom of the packaging is blue to harken back to The original Cheese and Onion.

Flavour: As Vague as it Comes,  "Oriental Spices" Flavoured Potato Crisps. Flavoured after the Ring Shaped Corn Snacks originally made by Perry.

Taste: Opening the Bag, the Spices waft towards my nose and it's a pleasant warm smell. Taking a bite,  I notice the crisps are not uniform. Those with Specks of spice are lightly flavoured, while those completely tanned with Spice rub have an overwhelming amount of Heat! This inconsistency inadvertently solves the problem Mighty Munch had just 12 months ago: the further I went down the bag of those last year, the spicier and unbearable the crisps got. Not this time. Maybe by luck, perhaps by Transit and Settling, but definitely not by design, But this year's flavour is delicious, even if it's still vague on what exactly makes this "Thai"!

Thank you for Reading! I'll be In two weeks to Cover MLW Blood and Thunder as Normal Services resume. Over at boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com my film review site my latest review is Kinda Pregnant with Leave the World behind being up on August 1st. Don't miss that!

WWE EVOLUTION 2025: I CAN'T GET NO STRATTON-FACTION!

 Video package of women who should be here in the Battle Royale, but aren't.

Joe Tessatore is joined by Stephanie Mcmahon and she just feels like the Old Man, in a way that feels like she had the assistant give her notes that she memorised between matches.

No female commentary.  You'd think they'd try. 

Wwe intercontinental women's championship. Bayley vs The Crazy Bird Lady and Becky Lynch. A few "Becky Hogan" signs in the crowd. Bayley got the crowd hyped and then popped Theatre Kid in the mouth, which caused her to slide out the ring until it was her cue. TRIPLE THREAT, NO ELIMINATIONS, ONE FALL TO A FINISH, LAAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! Finish was Becky kicking her Leg out of her leg, I mean rolling up Bayley, out of her roll-up!

RINGSIDE At this ple, Rocky's Daughter, Mark Henry, Ivory, Jazz, Madusa, Leilani Kai, Maris, Torrie Wilson, Melina Perez, Molly and F**KING VICKI GUERRERO! They flew her out to scream "Excuse me" I hope they delay her flight again (if you know, you know!)

You're telling me That noone saw it coming, that Blake Monroe, the Heel who dresses like a Str**per, was going to cheat Jordyn Grace, by joining Fatal Influence the Heel Group who dress like Str**pers. Really?

FOUR TEAMS. NO ELIMINATIONS.  ONE FALL TO A FINISH. MORE LAAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! Judgement day retained!

Next was a treat, which sad to say due to Storms overnight, messed with Netfix at this match. But I did go back and watch it later and I was impressed with Trish and Tiffany having a competitive match, which to be honest when wwe just fills secondary events with nothing but multi person matches, the one on one matches are always what I look forward to. Tiffany had to fight to retain again the Hall of Famer, who has not had a title shot for 18 years. But sadly Trish Breaking her own Record to hold the belt an eighth time would not come to pass, but the crowd did let Trish have a moment after the match.

Garbage match for the Women with Bianca Bel-Air as referee. Match was made because Naomi had Money in the Bank so to lose in long standing feud is understandable.  But I'm sick of Garbage matches! MLW can be blamed for that! Finish was the Jaded through a table from the top rope. The story was the facial expressions on Bianca raising Jade's hand. It looked like she felt sorry for Naomi. Boy will that bite her later this week in Smackdown.

Everyone get in here battle royal for a women's title shot at Clash in Paris. Everyone who was not in a match, or ringside was in this match. Namely Nikki Bella, Chelsea Green, Alba Fyre, Piper Niven, Nattie, Maxine Dupri, Jayda Parker, Lash Legend, J-Lola Vice and her big A*s!, Zelina Vega, Kelani Jordan, Tatum Paxley, Izzy Dame, B-Fab, Ivy Nile, Mrs SameFace, Potato Jax, Stephanie Vaquer and Giula, no surprises.  

Stephanie Vaquer is the number one contender for one of the women's belts at Clash in Paris in August/September. 

And now our main event. Raw women's championship. Rhea Ripley vs the champion. Iyo Sky. A feeling out process to start, as the narrative is Rhea has never won against Iyo one on one.  Headlock takeover leapfrog and Iyo taunts that she is in her head.  On the outside, Rhea Attempted an Electric Chair Drop, but Sky hits an Asai Moonsault. Tiger Feint Knee. Iyo was later whipped hard into the barrier and then Flung in the ring like a Carcass.  Abdominal Stretch by  "The Destructor", but Iyo stands up to reduce the pain and pressure. Spike DDT and the Japanese champion celebrates like she won the lotto! Cassadora countered into a Powerbomb.  Rhea grabs Iyo's legs to counter a Moonsault. But a razors edge and sit out powerbomb contains the Threat for now. Riptide countered into a Sleeper, but Sky is Driven into the corner to break free. Iyo kicks  referee Jessica Carr who takes a bump. Rhea  pins but there is no ref, the match becomes Chaos as they fight in the crowd. Iyo Crossbodies Ripley from 20 feet, back at Ringside Rhea is thrown rib first into the announcer table. Ref is back in, Moonsault only gets two.  Super Riptide that becomes a Spanish Fly that takes both women out.That when Naomi comes In!

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE WOMEN CHAMPIONSHIP!

Rhea is tossed out unceremoniously and Iyo eats a split legged Moonsault. And we have a new Champion.

WINNER AND NEW WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPION: Naomi. 

A quick review from me this time. I'm afraid my usual Internet provider is on holiday so I'm using a library computer and my phone to get this out. Things will be back to normal by Thursday the 17th of July. 

DOUBLE FEATURE: WWE/AAA WORLDS COLLIDE & MLW WAR CHAMBER

 PART ONE WORLD'S COLLIDE: SOMEWHERE IN KENTUCKY, JIM CORNETTE IS SCREAMING!

Live from LA, hours from MITB, it's WWE/AAA World's Collide. 

We open with The Executives from wwe and AAA. Maripol Pena looks like shes about to talk to The manager. Shawn Micheal's was there with his one good eye on the prize.

Okay, all the good critiques first, having Konnan on commentary,  was a good idea, since wwe fans would not know who these people are. We also had video packages on the history of AAA. (JUST DON'T GOOGLE ART BARR) But this show with it's many tag and multi person matches felt like get as much people in here as possible.

Case in point, The LuchaFaces-Dragon Lee and Cruz Del Toro and the Returning Lince Dorado, who looks like it's a one night deal versus Aerostar, Octogon Jr and.....Some Comedy Jackass called Mister Iguana. Aerostar and Octogon, I've seem before in MLW and I was impressed. This Iguana Putz, like Santino uses a Puppet that guys have to sell Offence for. It was ridiculous! With that said Del Toro showed great offence despite the AAA winning. Finish was Octogon hitting a Top Rope Spanish Fly. Dirty Dom Challenges octogon to a match later tonight at money  at Mitb.

Second match, Two Biker Moms vs Stephanie Vaquer and the J-Lola Vice. Seriously without her big A*s, what has she got really? The two biker moms work stiff, but they were trained by men, so it wasn't their fault. Wwe won. Vaquer can take those hits, but J-Lola Vice? Watch her face and her T*ts, that's how she makes her livings!

The Luchajobbers vs Literal indie Clowns. Another tag match and after 2 tag matches already a third overstayed it's welcome. Despite teasing decention in the ranks, The Luchajobbers Won.

Four way North American championship match. ONE FALL TO A FINISH. NO ELIMINATIONS. LAAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! If you wanted Flippies and Dippies on this show, this had it in spades. At this point I knew, wwe wasn't going to let Any talent, AAA or otherwise, to take the belt off All Eejit Julian The Green Screen Karate Man.

What Does Chad Gable have to do to finally get out of the midcard? Pulling Double duty last night and getting nowhere, despite carrying a Trampoline Cowboy like Viking-Oh to basic levels of compentcy. Even breaking out a middle rope Powerbomb, it wasn't even enough.  If you thought wwe not dropping their belt was a dead cert, by now you knew what side the bread was buttered. Vikingo won after a stiff 630 splash. Now to focus on the mlw show the next day.

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Part 2-MLW WAR CHAMBER: SOMEHOW, AN IGUANA PUPPET WAS NOT THE MOST STUPID THING I SAW IN A WRESTLING RING THIS WEEKEND!

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-UPDATE IN CAPITALS 

World's: Matt Riddle 

Openweight: Ultimo Guerrero 

MIDDLEWEIGHT: VACATED, BELT CURRENTLY STOLEN BY IKURO KWAN 

Tag Los Predatores: (Magnus and Rugido)

Featherweight; Shoko Nakajima 

We start already in the Ring With Monsieur Saint Laurent, calling out the World Champion Matt Riddle. Riddle with what little Braincells he has being friends with Mary-Jane, falls for the trap and is attacked...Not by any of the World Titans, But by Contra's Babathunder. Krule tries to cash in once again his Legally Distinct Money In the Bank. But Tom Lawlor comes out to save his Partner. Out comes the President Cesar Duran who makes a Chicago Street Between Contra and The Filthy Bros...RIGHT NOW! 

Chicago Street Fight-GARBAGE MATCH DOTCOM DOTORG NO NOTES!....Well actually Dijak interfered in the match and Took out Matt Riddle without Krule noticing and he was angry with the tainted Win on the champion.

Promo with Ikuro Kwan and the stolen belt.

Kruger attacks Dijak backstage.

Lightning match Ariel Dominguez vs Myron Reed, Let's not act like this is a not direct jab to WWE Speed! With that said, A 3 MINUTE Format Suits the 3 middleweights, and I think The Lightning Match should be the Standard! Myron won with a Splash and after the match, he once again admonishes Kwan for stealing the belt. 

Backstage Bomaye, London and Matt Justice. Paul London says he's gonna tear off Someone's N*ts and Eat them!

Backstage in Cesar's Office, Salina is made C.O.O. Los Predatores, Annoyed they are not on the show tonight, want a match at Summer of The Beasts. Cesar books that match but it'll be a Mystery Team.

Speaking of Surprises a Washed up Japanese Guy called Kenta who thought he was bigger than WWE Gets a title shot he Doesn't Deserve! Again, If you missed the comment I Put on my Rest of the Year Schedule, I Have cancelled the Review of Summer Of The Beasts in lieu of a Medical Check-up! I Will watch the show casually and it's place I will review Evolution in July Instead! 

Los Panthers vs COZYMAX Ended in a Count out When Kojima and Okamura came to blows, Disbanding the team. This felt this was a long time coming, given Okamura was presenting himself as heelish.

Alex Hammerstone wants Ultimo Guerrero at "Battle at the Beasts"

....

Brock Anderson shows the camera his stitches. He'll get his REVENGE On Matthew Justice in War Chamber in the Main Event.

Now that Janai Kai is no longer working for MLW, can we just Disband the Division? Especially when Joe Drombroski confirms the champion isn't a 5 foot Joke Wrestler Schoolgirl who thinks she's Godzilla...She's a FOUR FOOT ELEVEN INCH JOKE WRESTLER SCHOOLGIRL WHO THINKS SHE'S GODZILLA! And by beating Delmi Exo fairly a second time, She living in Delmi's mind Rent Free. She's that Small!

WHY? WHY? WHY WOULD YOU SPLIT UP THE ROGUE HORSEMAN? WHY WOULD YOU SPLIT UP THE ONE THING THAT MADE THIS SHOW INTERESTING? After another Garbage cage match, Brett Ryan Gosleen shown his frustration and took out on his Stablemates. In turn The Andersons Took out BRG To end the show. Still BRG, If you are angry all you have to do Be like Alex Kane and Suplex An Obvious Jobber posing as a fake Cameraman!

And That's The Double Feature...To Be Honest, That's what I Really was Expecting. I'm getting Burnt Out on Wrestling Earlier than Usual, and Having a Women's PPV to Make people Ignore the Fact, Only 4 women will be on the plane to Saudi Arabia for Night Of Champions. The Next review will be Evolution Next Month, After Reviewing the Reader's Poll Winner On the 1st of July, Though i am still expecting a Draft before the Saudi Show to take place!

Until Then This Is Eamonn Bermingham Signing off! 

Major League Wrestling Azteca Lucha 2025: C-M-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS!

 List of Champions-Update after both Battle Riot and CMLL Vs MLW-UPDATES IN CAPITALS!

World's: Matt Riddle 

OPENWEIGHT :ULTIMO GUERRERO 

MIDDLEWEIGHT: VACATED, CURRENTLY STOLEN!

TAG:RUGIDO & MAGNUS 

FEATHERWEIGHT: SHOKO NAKAJIMA 

PREVIOUSLY IN MLW....AND BEHIND CMLL'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL PAYWALL!

Against all Odds, Matt Riddle retained the worlds title against Friend and Foe, upstarts and legends alike. And is the only champion who has retained their belt to this point.

At Battle Riot, to instigate a fake Shakeup in the women's division, we have a new champion of Shoko Nakajima, a Petite Japanese that is nicknamed Big Kaiju for a rib!

Also at the Riot, Mistico vacated the Middleweight belt, and was attacked by Contra's Ikuro Kwan. 

But that bring us to a collaboration show with Mexico's CMLL, Which they think we going to pay money to see 30 something Matthew Justice lose the belt to 50 something Ultimo Guerrero. 

The tag belts were not save, as a less than cohesive COZYMAX,  were both pinned by the team now calling themselves Los Predatores "The Predators".

And we opening with the new Tag team championship, in a CMLL Showcase, tonight all matches with CMLL talent is contested under Lucha Rules: Tags are made by partners entering the ring then tagging with the hand, Count outs are now up to the count of 20.

So here is our first real look at Rugido ("Roar"), we've seen him in Battle Riots before but not In a real match setting. His mask is teddy bear shaped. The Panther Brothers are two jacked muscle heads but they are also technically sound, they are no Gymnasts,  though there was enough Flippies and Dippies the whole show. This match was good. It seems like The Panther Brothers were going to win, but Rugido punched Blue Panther Jr in the love spuds.

After the match, Blue Panther demands a rematch, Back in Mexico. The heels pretend not to understand Spanish, and attack the faces with a Cheapshot.

Backstage, Selina and Cesar shill El Gato tequila and welcomes back Mistico, Templario encounters him, Cesar tells Them both save it for the main event tonight. Jesus Rodriguez comes in panicked, and tells the Durans that contra are assaulting security,  so with Dutch Courage, they leave and we don't see them for the rest of the show.

Alex Hammerstone vs Satoshi Kojima. Kojima spent the entire match being downtrodden and confused, not the Kojima with the new lust of life, he's had for a year now. Still I must commend Kojima for still having competitive matches at his age. Given we have an old champion who hot-dogs through out his partners entrance and through his matches. Hammerstone won with the Nightmare Pendulum.

Squash Match-Azteca Guard #13 vs The Returning Myron Reed, Reed who jumped the Guardrail, Gave the Masked Putz a Cutter and then cut a Babyface Promo about the state of the middleweight division. Saying that the fact there is no real champion right now is an "Injustice"

Trailer for the Naked Gun remake, Which Paul Walther Hauser is Co-starring in!

Lucha tag match between Maya Guerrero & Surprise Fan Favourite, AEW'S Hechicero vs Esfinge and Atlantis Sr. And what can i say about this Match that I haven't all ready said about these guys? You see one Flip, You've seen them all! Esfinge and Atlantis Won.

Backstage, The Rogue Horsemen, Despite their best intentions, BRG Challenges Bombaye, London and Justice to War Chamber, which is the same day as World's Collide/Money In the Bank. So because mlw shows are only 2 hours and change, I've only decided to review NXT/AAA and MLW. And to those out there who are reviewing all 3 shows and 8 hours....

(YOU HAVE MY UPMOST RESPECT!)

Triple threat Lucha match for the Openweight championship. And who is the Babyface! It's not Powder Biologicalo, He's a Heel, It's not Zandokan jr, aka Zteve the Pirate, the People are Reacting to the Broken down Grandpa Hotdogging every 5 seconds. And that was this match, Indie J**k-offs Circlej**king themselves with Preening and Doing the worm and excessive Hot-dogging! Ultimo Guerrero Won! and So did the crowd, and what did he do when he won, More Hotdogging!

Hammerstone ringside interview, With EL PERITO CALIENTE (That's Hotdog in spanish!) still in the ring, He grabs an American flag from a fan and drapes it over his shoulders so the CMLL Groupies Can boo him, Alex Challenges for the Belt, Ultimo leaves the ring to shout at his new challenger but Hammersone throws the flag in Ultimo's Face and steals to belt to deck him.

SHITZI BLACKFART RETURNS TO MLW. That'll bump up the steady mlw roster to.......Four.....We'll have, not counting any partnerships.....FOUR FULLTIME WOMEN!

Matt Riddle vs Dijak for the World's Title. Riddle was uncharacteristically serious. But against Dijak, That's fair. Riddle also has to keep Mads Krule Kruger in the back of his mind also, As He has the Gravity Gamble Briefcase, which he tried to cash in if only Tom Lawlor wasn't there as an insurance policy against MSL. With Dijak Distraced Matt Riddle put him in a crossface. Matt Riddle retains.

And So to our Main event- The triple threat for the vacated Middleweight championship. Templario vs the Now Medically Cleared Former champion Mistico vs the Man who stole the Belt, Ikuro Kwan. And this was Triple threat, No eliminations, One Fall to a finish, 20 Count Lucha Rules, LAAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! Typical Modern Multiman match where one gets knocked out of the ring and the other Flashy Move-Doers 2 Do Flashy Moves to each other, until the other guy comes In on his cue to throw another go out so a new pair do their Set-Dance! And after all that, Mistico Regains the belt, Like nothing happened! But something Did Happen Ikuro Kwan who was not Pinned Attacked the new Champion and not only Stolen the Belt again, But ripped Mistico's Mask of for Atomic levels of Heat!

List of Champions-Changes in Capitals

World's Matt Riddle Openweight Ultimo Guerrero 

MIDDLEWEIGHT: OFFICALLY MISTICO, BELT CURRENTLY STOLEN BY IKURO KWAN

Tag: Los Predatores (Rugido and Magnus)

Featherweight: Shoko Nakajima 

AN ATTEMPT TO ANNOUNCE THE REST OF THE YEAR'S SCHEDULE!

 Well....Night 2 of mania was underwhelming, wasn't it?

So it looks like I have to ride my own wave of Excitement, By Attempting to Announce my Whole Schedule for the rest of the year. Because of Health and Family Reasons, I hold the right to Cancel anything on this schedule Outright if I have to.

ESTIMATED SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS FOR THE REST OF 2025

• May- MLW AZTECA LUCHA
• Sometime in May/June-WWE DRAFT
• June 9th-NXT/AAA: World's Collide (AND ONLY WORLD'S COLLIDE!)
• 28th of June-Summer of the Beasts
• September 2nd-Clash in Paris
• September 15th-Fightland
• October 6-Slaughterhouse
• October-Currently Unnamed Australian PLE
• Every month: one or more MLW SPECIALS

PROBLEM SOLVING TEXT

So...You might be wondering why I'm reviewing World's Collide and Not also Money In the Bank which is the same Night. For one reason.

Curiosity.

I Want to see how wwe produces Lucha Libre, how the Outlaw style will be like under the wwe regime. This will be the first time REAL PEOPLE NOT CALLED UNCLE DAVE MELTY-HEAD! Will see Viking-OH ET AL. So i want to see what they can really Do.

THE 600TH POST!

The speed that I have being releasing Posts since the 500th post 2 years ago has being Phenomenal! I Have no idea what PPV Will be on the horizon when i reach 599-But on the launch of the 600th post, I WILL CLOSE THE POST WITH A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

THEME MONTH

I Have an Idea for A theme Month, but It's Contingent on Smash 6 Getting announced. No Smash 6, No Theme Month-SORRY!

ESTIMATED SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

TICKET TO HELL-THE 299TH AND 300TH POST: BLACK ADAM

The Ending to the 2 Deaths of E Storyline is so big, It Might Not even be just 2 parts!

• ALL OF APRIL AND MAY- 299TH AND 300TH POSTS (MAYBE MORE!) TICKET TO HELL: BLACK ADAM!

TWITTER POLLS

In the Months were I will miss out on WWE Shows Due to health, I Will conduct my second, third and Fourth Twitter Polls to find out what YOU! Want me to Review. I will Give you 4 choices at the end of the final Black Adam review, and the 3 that are not chosen get added to the next poll with a new Choice.

• JUNE: A QUIET PLACE: ZERO HOUR
• JULY: VIEWERS CHOICE 2 WINNER
• AUGUST: VIEWER'S CHOICE 3 WINNER
• SEPTEMBER: GHOSTBUSTERS 5
• OCTOBER: HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (TBA)
• NOVEMBER: THE ROOM
• DECEMBER: TRANSFORMERS ONE!

That is a Solid Schedule, I'm proud of it.....

Let's see How much I can get It Done! And hope Smash 6 gets announced for Switch 2! Because the Smash Tier List Idea I have could easily be Stolen.

Any Changes (And I'm expecting them to happen!) will be announced on here and the post linking to that announcement will be pinned on my Twitter now X Account, @RealEnli.