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 List of Champions-No Change 

World's: Mads Krule Kruger 

Openweight: Blue Panther 

Middleweight: Templario 

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Donovan Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight: Shoko Nakajima 

PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING:

We have returning and new Talent coming to the League. Last month Matt Riddle vs Karrion Kross was made for this event. Last week, The Smarmy Crashout tried to weasel out in a gym meet up and when that didn't work, he winged and moaned further.

Another debut tonight is former Wwe Superstar Isla Dawn who cut a promo about making MLW a little more terrifying. What side will she take in the Shotzi vs Priscilla Kelly match tonight?

And they have being everywhere, but The Good Brothers have never being to Major League Wrestling, but this is a new Situation for the Club without Bullets. No AJ, No Finn, No Kenny, not even Lightswitch! How are The Good Brothers gonna fair on their own? 

Tonight, the main event would be considered a revenge story for a fallen tag partner...then you remember CW Anderson was taken out by a fairground Electric Chair! Brock Anderson issues a Bunkhouse Brawl match with his Hall of Famer Father in His corner, his father, the legendary "Enforcer" Arn Anderson.

We were live in Charleston, North Carolina, a territory that has being starved of wrestling for 3 decades, is now the HQ of Major League Wrestling. And with his Throne in the ring surrounded by Sparklers, here comes Don Gato and the House of Duran to announce the matches. When Cesar is to announce the Middleweight championship match, out comes Ikuro Kwan with Don Gato's Knuckles on him. He demands his title match, and he gets it but Don Gato will be a ringside Enforcer for the now three way match. But Kwan is not happy that it's not one on one, so he insults Salina and slaps Jesus until Gato pulls out a FREAKING Katana from his seat! Jesus!

Isla Dawn vs Scarlett. Isla jump-starts the match, mocks Scarlett's Str*pper dance. Isla did very well, And though She was Rusty, Scarlett and her and a decent match...until Scarlett did a stinkface, and set women's division back by 15 years. Saito Suplex and Muscle Buster-The Scarlett Letter gets the win. And Isla was so happy about Scarlett's win, she drove her tongue down Scarlett's throat!

Danny McBride shown to his seat in Duran's Booth

World tag Team Championship match The Skyscrapers vs The Good Brothers. The Ref lost control and it was No Contest. Seriously? And the Reffing was only to get more absurd later! The Crowd boos as they Fought off!

Don Gato Ad. Danny McBride and Don Gato races Motorbikes in a Agave Field. 

Triple threat Lightning match-Dive bomb Diego Hill vs Okamura vs Stigma. It's The Slide in, Do A Move, Take A Move, Slide Out on a Minute Waltz Tempo. Final time 5:03 left, Diego Hill splashes Stigma and pins him as his Second and soon to be opponent Blue Panther looks on.

Four way Lucha match Los Atlantis vs Galleon Phantasma vs Los Felinos vs Los Panthers. What a time to retire "LAAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING!" Because this was it, Chief. A Tornado tag, Bring-Your-Da-To-The-Mudshow. No pacing, no storytelling, Just eight masked morons doing Flippies and Dippies. Screwy ref Count when Refund-o or whatever the Bareboot Pencil neck in the Halloween mask Name is,  did a crappy dive that winded him so bad the ref interrupted the count at two, but since this was the finish the ref just when back down and counted 3 to mass confusion. 

Priscilla Kelly vs Shotzi Blackheart...a televised match so terrible, not even the Camera wanted to record it! THE CAMERA BLACKED OUT 2 MINUTES IN! And when it came back, the first thing we see is the logo of a completely different Wrestling show! This took me right out of the rest of the match. Shotzi won, I guess.

Finally, some good news from MLW. It's Weekley Wrestling Programme, Fusion will return in 2026. Great. Unironically, Great news, Doing Fusion results will increase my goal to 600th Posts in no time!

Don Gato and his str*ppers Do their thing as Don Gato prepares to be at Ringside.

Triple Threat match for the Middleweight championship-Templario vs Maya Guerrera Jr vs Ikuro Kwan. Flippies and Dippies. It only got interesting in the last minutes when Kwan uses Don Gato's Knuckles in front of him and he goes to collect his property.  Templario Hits Lungblower on Kwan to retain the title

They recap the Confrontation between Kross and Riddle that I recapped above.

Bunkhouse Brawl match for the World's championship- Brock Anderson vs Mads Krule Kruger was next. Brock, the Home State Hero, was valeted by his Hall of Fame Father,  The legendary "Enforcer " Arn Anderson. The bell rings, but Arn gets on the mic to address the Crowd, he saws North Carolina is Horseman Country,  and he and the others had great memories in this State, which the crowd Cheered. He tells Krule, he doesn't only have to deal with 2 Andersons, But 3! CW Is back armed with a Kendo Stick. He says into Krule's back as Arn and Brock are armed with a Kendo Stick, each, beat down on Kruger as this happy crowd chant "You F**ked Up!" The Challenger gets another weapon on the Outside, Brock is ready to do a Triple H impression because here comes the Shovel! But all the while, Kruger as the unstoppable Monster, absorbed every strike and blow. Chokeslam on Brock,  Krule throws CW into the Ref causing a bump. Spinebuster but the ref is still down. CW Recovers with a fire extinguisher, which he blasts into The Champion's face! DDT by Anderson only gets 2. CW charges in with a steel chair, only to have it punched back into his face. Kruger grabs Arn by the head, as the Crowd goes insane.  Brock having his Father, walks right into Scorched Earth. A Valiant Effort by Anderson, But it wasn't to be. The match ends in a happy note as the 3 Andersons hugged and raised their arms to the crowd. 

Opera Cup 2025 Final-Volador vs Mistico. A final contrived to return the Opera Cup to Mexico and to an entirely different Company. Given that Volador couldn't get here on his own, no sign of Magnus and Rugido tonight.  Match starts with an attempt of a Handshake which Volador refuses. Armdrag Leapfrog baseball slide to Volador on the outside,  But Volador slides back in. Mistico gers Whipped into the Corner and Volador climbs behind him to try and rip off Mistico's Mask again to boos. Tiger Fient Kick to Volador. Suicide Dive by Mistico after him. Jack-knife pin only gets 2. Mistico tries a Headscissors, only to be Dropped unsafely,  then VolaDunce stands outside to stare at the ring like an Idiot again, but the people start chanting Pend*Jo at him, Angering him back into action. And that Action, is a Frankenstiener by Mistico, done with blatant cooperation with the opponent! Super kick and Backstabber by Volador, only gets 2. La Mistica from nowhere and Volador taps. Mistico makes History as the only back to back winner In Opera Cup History, celebrating with Cesar and Don Gato by filling the cup with Tequila. 

NOW TO THE MAIN EVENT- Matt Riddle vs Killer Kross, now nicknamed due to the #WeWantKross movement "The People's Executioner" in what is billed as a "Pit Fight Rules Match". The Carolinas were always a Smart crowd, but even then, The things Riddle has said and Done recently warranted the Crowd to Chant "F you Riddle!" This match being a Pit Fight was MMA Rules only, winner by Submission or knockout! While submissions were on display,  this was still a Wrestling match with Wrestling holds. Kross got a second wind after Matt Got in Scarlett's face. Answering back with a Suplex, a Fireman's Carry and a new piece in the repertoire, the Diamond Cutter,  with Permission from Dallas Page. Doomsday Saito Suplex and the Cross Jacket Sleeper closes the deal, and the last post I make in 2025!

And that will do it for 2025, with this being the 583 post, I am 17 posts short of the goal of 600. But I got to tell you, this year was the busiest year I've had in a long time, and if Fusion returns in January,  then it'll be a year like no other. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Now is the time to finally rest. There is only the matter of launching the Christmas Special next Monday on Boggerboxoffice, but after that, I take a well deserved rest for a month. I will return next month on the 6th of January with a new Schedule for the new year.

 THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT! JUST BY READING THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO ME!

And before I go, Let's update the Champion list

List of Champions-No Change

World's :Mads Krule Kruger

Openweight: Blue Panther

Middleweight:Templario 

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Donovan Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight: Shoko Nakajima 

OPERA CUP 2025 WINNER: MISTICO

MLW SYMPHONY OF HORRORS: STICK IT UP YOUR ARIAS!-REMASTERED!

 List of Champions-No Change 

World's: Mads Krule Kruger 

Openweight: Blue Panther 

Middleweight: Templario

 Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight Shoko Nakajima 

PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING....

"The Bro is Dead, now it's the Era of the Rude Dude!"

As emitted during the continued Crash out of Matt Riddle, who tonight will do what was thought to be inconceivable; team with the man who beat him for the title, Contra's leader, Mads Kruger. They plan on getting gold off the Tag champs, The Skyscrapers. 

At Slaughterhouse, Priscilla Kelly made herself known via Satellite that she wants Shotzi Blackheart at Lucha Dela Muertes next month. Tonight Shotzi makes MLW history by being in the Featherweight's first ever Lightning match. 

The Opera Cup continues before the finals at LDLM as we have a quarter final match as our main event tonight. 

Filmed earlier this month as part of the Prelims and Dark Main Events of Slaughterhouse, this is Symphony of Horrors. 

Matt Riddle complains to the Durans Backstage about his match tonight. Salina makes fun of the idiot's only fans.

Blue Panther vs Rugido and Atlantis for Openweight championship. Nothing Spectacular. I'm retiring quoting "Lazy Booking" when this company has A multi man match,  which is every second match If I'm being honest. Rugido Is not only a mark for these old geezers, but a stooge to get them over still. Exhibit A: Blue Panther kicks Rugido while on the Middle Turnbuckle, and instead of selling it by clutching his stomach, he does a Pirouette! And after that he taps from the weakest, low effort Armbar I've seen in my life! Awful!

Krule cuts a ooky Spooky promo

Shotzi vs Britney-SOMETHING! Washed up former wwe Superstar has 6 minute Competitive with Already-In-The-Ring. This was the first women's 10 minute lightning match in MLW history.  So Britney-SOMETHING will always have that! With 2:45 left on the clock, Shotzi wins, with Big Kaiju looking in the background. 

After the match, like straight after Shotzi gets attacked by a "Mystery Woman"...I want to say it's Priscilla Kelly, But we were down this road before with Zayda and Janai Kai.

The soon to arrive Good Brothers do a promo and they reveal they will face the winners of the tag match at Lucha Dela Muertes. 

Backstage, Brock Anderson has PTSD and Survivor Remorse...over CW being Shocked by Krule in a Funhouse Electric Chair. So Brock issues a challenge for Lucha Dela Muertes in North Carolina, In Anderson country, a specially of the State, A Bunkhouse Brawl.

Scramble match-Diego Hill vs Ikuro Kwan vs Okamura vs Stigma. Everyone get up! It's time to do everyone's favourite dance, the "Slide in, Do A Move, Take A Move, Slide Out"! What is wrong with indie wrestling? At one point all 5 men where taking out with big moves...and the crowd clapped. Not clap for someone to get back in the fight, They were reacting like "OOOOH, PRETTY FIREWORKS!" After that Hill pinned one of the Luchas and won. After the match, Blue Panther came out and raised Hill's Hand. Hill vs Blue Panther, I can dig that!

Tag Team Championship match Matt Riddle and Mads Kruger vs The Skyscrapers ended in Dq after Alexander Hammerstone decked Matt Riddle after getting in his face on commentary. And then they fought off! This was Pathetic! Why give Bishop Dyer a belt if you continue to book Bishop Dyer like Baron Corbin? It makes no sense!

Backstage: Earlier Today, Kojima is rewarded the Founding Father award by League Chairman Court Bauer. Remember this fact as it'll be important later!

Middleweight championship Templario vs Virus. Oh goody! CMLL brought over Sweaty Grandpa #2! And to Virus' credit, he came out in a Cape and costume, and not a petrol attendants Jacket like the first time I saw him. Was Virus ever any good? I'm just saying that if he was good, he would be seen in America and internationally in his prime, Somewhere. Maybe not WWE, But Wcw or Ecw, and not now when he's old and broken. Anyway as if there was any doubt, Templario retains.

Iruko Kwon reveals he stole Don Gato's Knuckles and ransoms them in exchange for a rematch for the Middleweight championship. 

Opera Cup Semi final Satoshi Kojima vs Volador. Remember the lovely little trophy Kojima was rewarded with? Well I'm sure it came with the caveat, "Job to VolaDunce!" This was AEW levels of Unprofessional. VolaDuh's didn't hit any holds and just ordered Rugido and Magnus to jump Kojima over and Over, until finally Volador did use a hold-his finish.

Backstage: 5 heel Brawl continues.

"THAT'S 5 HEELS, DO I SEE 6?"

 That's when Brock Anderson attacks Kruger with a steel chair. Cesar breaks it up and makes the Bunkhouse Brawl Official for Lucha Dela Muertes. 

Paul London and Paul Walter Hauser Argue During a Fanfest.

Opera Cup semi final Austin Aries vs  Mistico. Everyone forgets because Austin Aries is his own worst enemy. Finally we had the makings of a 3 star match....if only we didn't have Don Gato on a Throne,  facing the hard camera so we couldn't avoid him, sitting doing nothing but slugging down shots of Mexican Medicine. Finish was the Ref got a shot of Tequila in the eyes and with the ref incapacitated, Austin sneaks a knuckleduster, until Mistico disarms him, Leading to two splashes to secure a Mexico vs Mexico final for the Opera Cup. 

And that will be one of the main events scheduled for next month's Lucha Dela Muertes, which will be the last post of the year. We get a Rundown of the show's card. And we learn Killer Kross will face Matt Riddle and their will also be a four way Lucha Match between Los Panthers, Los Atlantis, Los Felinos and Galleon Phantasma.

MLW will no doubt use the Prelims to film Holiday Rush, however by the time I will return in 2026, it will be the 5th of January- A day after The End of Roman Catholic Christmas. So I'm sure you'll be mighty sick of Christmas by the time it comes around. What I'm driving at is No, this year there will be no Review of Holiday Rush this year....or into the new year!

Until next time this is Eamonn Bermingham signing off!

HELL MONTH WEEK 3 WWE CROWN JEWEL: I NEED MY PERTHS

 First introduction was the careful ferrying of The Blood Money Belts from Saudi Arabia. Yes Despite not being in Riyhad, The Princes Trophy Belts That are Bigger than most children and cost as much are being contested in Two-You know What-Measuring Contest Between the Four World champions. At least the Woman can wear what they like in Australia! 

Package narrated by Rhea Ripley that acknowledges the International Crowds are louder than the Americans. Ireland only got a look-in!

Australian Street Fight Bronson Reed Vs Roman Reigns which as expected went long even without the Entrance and Singing. Reed was Booed, even though he's from the Territory of Western Australia. This was an Australian Street fight which meant for hahas, We had a garbage can full off Cricket bats and Rugby balls (They belong there....The Gimmicks not Australian Rugby!) The match was back and forth, but since this was no dq out comes Bron Breakker. The Vision Members set up table for The Tsunami, But here come the Usos, Despite the warning from Roman not to interfere. Superkicks to everyone, but it's not enough, The heels takeover including a beautifully shot Bird's eye view of the Super-Spear! Superman punch, but Jey accidentally kicks Roman and with the help from Bron, Bronson Reed becomes the second man to Pin Roman in 6 years in a one-on-one match! 

After the Match Roman Badmouths the Usos , Even Swearing, Tell them he's tired of them getting in his business "PEOPLE ARE SAYING I CAN'T HANDLE MY OWN SH*T ANYMORE" And that's what I was on about last week, If you are angry in a promo, and you are a grown man you are allowed to swear! And a lot of companies don't get that! Then Jey Abandons Jimmy, I Guess the "Yeet" Experiment is over.

Blood Money Women's Belt, Champion vs Champion (Non Title) Tiffany Stratton vs Stephanie Vaquer...First of All Uncle Dave Meltzer, You made a lot of People mad by calling this the "Toilet Break Match" so I'm gonna put these here

"SCREW MELTY-HEAD!
ALL THE HOMIES HATES MELTY-HEAD!"

Also, Can someone please have a word with Alicia Taylor? Just because you use to work for Cirque De Bullshay, Doesn't mean you have to take centre ring with your stupid hair and Put on Inflections on Non English names. Just Read the card!  Anyway these matches for the Blood Money belts are Nothing Matches with no  real Gains, But to say that this was a toilet break was insulting, and there was good action here, The match had very nice groundwork to start which is not something I expected, The Demon's Kiss that Thing that Vacquer does with her Thighs and the girls head....that's over! Booker got that over, and no doubt Sharmell is making him Sleep on the couch for that! Both Women put on a show despite being a match with no build and no urgency. Vaquer won the Crown Jewel Belt. Bringing it back to Raw.

The vision celebrate but Paul's Worries brings the mood down. 

John Cena vs Aj Styles. Cena is having his Retirement tour and In 2026 Styles will not be renewing his contract by December Next year. So now tonight it's the Renewal of A Fued, The Top man of wwe vs the top man of TNA. And out comes Styles in his old tna era gear, Not a mock up, but the actual boots and shorts he use to wrestle in. Why Does Cena have his Heel Introduction still if he's turned back face, especially when that was the thing that got the most heat? And even AJ Gets one, namedropping TNA of course but Noone expected the Bullet Club to be mentioned, which got a pop! To the match and if I have to make a reference to what this match was like it would be this

For those who don't get the Reference, this is the Snake vs Ocelot Boss Battle from Metal Gear 4. This is the battle where Both combatants Steal moves from their past lives and Their rivals to show them how far they have come. And that's what Styles and Cena was like. Styles borrowed moves from Samoa Joe, Christopher Daniels, Chris Beniot, Kurt Angle but Cena had also did finishers from His rivals, Kane, Edge, Bray Wyatt, the Undertaker. There were other finishers taken but I can't remember them all, there was a also an attempt for a 619, But it didn't happen! Cena wins with the tombstone countering the Phenomenal Forearm And then hitting the AA for the win. After the match, both men who given their best years in the ring, raised each other had in a late Nomination for match of the year, in my opinion.

Kabuki warriors vs Rhea Ripley and Iyo Sky, a good match despite all the hokey Soap Opera acting we had to watch on Raw. But good Match. Faces Won because come on, Rhea was in this match in Australia.

Blood Money Belt Champion vs Champion,  Non Title Seth Rollins vs Cody Rhodes...And THIS JUST WOULDN'T END! WWE made the mistake to have Cena vs Styles and Rhea's Homecoming before  before this because after those match, the crowd was spent! And a 40 minute plus match with long entrances and ring announcements, and the crowd was deflated. That's not to say the match was Bad, it wasn't. But after what we just saw, This Match for a Vanity Belt wasn't going to cut it! Seth Elected to have no seconds as he needs to prove he can back up what he's all about. And even then because he's a heel, he still cheated, Using a Rolex apparently gifted by Cody, to Deck Cody long enough for "The Visionary" to hit a Middle rope Stomp. After the match, Seth got on the Mic to do his Catchphrase and Joker laugh, and if you were expecting a Run-in, Sorry. The only thing left was having both Vaquer and Rollins Photographed wear their Vanity Belts!

And with that I can close the Book on wwe for 2025!

Sure there is Survivor Series, but that is so close to Christmas that I want to save my money. I Have two more Posts left in me MLW Symphony of the Night which will be up on the 27th of October, but the Link on twitter will be up the Next Day, due to Bank Holiday. And Lucha Dela Meurtos which will be deferred to the 24th, Due to Personal Obligations.

HELL MONTH WEEK 2: MLW SLAUGHTERHOUSE

 580th post-20 posts out. 

I gave it my all this year, but sadly my 600th post will be sometime next year!

List of Champions-No Changes 

World's Mads Krule Kruger 

Openweight Blue Panther 

Middleweight Templario 

Tag The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight Shoko Nakajima.

A week after Fury Road and the Spread for this year's Opera Cup has being decided. And your next winner maybe Mistico, Paul london, Kojima....or a Sweaty Grandpa....or.....Zteve The Pirate...or Angry Turnip Eating Hack...or a guy who was Shoved down our throats in wwe....or a Guy who had a Brainfart during his match last week.

As of right now the Shift of Booking of Lucha Libre has being tilted on its head, as for months after getting A second Symbolic Key from a unlikely source, A Tequila Distiller called El Gato, so to be sweet on this new Rival, The House of Duran want to cooperate with this new rival, and If it means getting legless on free Liquor, then what's the harm?

Speaking of keys, The Keys have unlocked the Door to The Slaughterhouse, a night of Blood and gore and hard-core matches.

So same as always as it has being for 2 years now?

Hybrid Wrestling? 

What's That?

Chamber of Horrors match for the World's championship...A Throwback to The Worst of the Jim Herd Era of WCW. A weapon filled cage match with a Theme park Electric Chair in one corner. Winner to he determined by who ever pulls the lever to 'Electrocute" one of the opponents. Krule put the belt up in this match. Against Matthew Justice, CW and Brock Anderson, Mr Thomas and Chris Adonis, this match was hokey and terrible, has so much time past that we are now Nostalgic for even the Worst Content? Finish was CW being Shocked by Krule, after Sacrificing himself to save Brock 

Graveyard Shift with Shotzi Blackheart. whose guests are The Skyscrapers.  Shotzi and Bishop Dyer (Baron Corbin) really need to let go of what they learned in wwe, Dijak gets it he's an angry heel and most importantly, an Angry Adult man, Adult People Are allowed to Swear, if they are angry! Contra takes offence to the segment, and attacks the tag champs, as Shotzi who was probably drunk to begin with, schill Tequila. Promo on Screen shows a red haired woman at a bar drinking cocktails. It's  The "Tampon Girl" Priscilla Kelly. She wants Shotzi at Lucha de la Muertes next month. 

Announcement that Zandokan aka Zteve The Pirate is injured and Will he replaced by Star Jr.

Opera Cup quarter final 1: Star Jr vs Volador with Rugido and Magnus, Possibly to be tech support if VolaDuh's brain does another Blue Screen of Death. Flippies and Dippies ensue. When MLW leave for the east coast, this show was in Long Island, The appeal of Lucha is not there, and the crowd could not have cared less. Volador is in final 4.

Opera Cup Quarter Final 2: Bishop Dyer vs Satoshi Kojima with Okamura. Dyer put up a fight as Kojima did struggle, but once the four moves of doom hit, it's over. With 2 Lariot-Os, Satoshi Kojima qualifies.

Krule and Dijak continue fighting backstage 

Symphony of Horrors is 25th of October. Matches Confirmed are To be all the Quarter finals to be finalized tonight. So it's 2 weeks away, thankfully No longer a 4th week to This Hell Month.

Paul Walter Hauser comes out for Commentary for Austin Aries vs Paul London. Heel vs Heel, But given how much Damage Austin Did to himself for years. So the match starts with Austin Art Donovan on his Soapbox. Not because he has something to say, but he really is that Short! The match went too long with Spots so When the planned attack on Hauser at ringside happened, it took too long to get there, Austin Aries got in Hauser's face and distracted London who was prey from the Brainbuster.

After the match, PWH comes to console London, but Instead calls him out for politicking backstage. Turns out PWH was to be in War Chamber, But Matthew Justice took his place. Paul had a good line "I'm Sorry you are in MLW, And Not your Glory Days Having Squash Matches On Velocity!" 

These Don Gato Tequila adverts are getting more Stupid as they go on. The Weird looking mark sidekick for Danny McBride has an agrument with a cat and gets a hairball!

With nowhere else to go, Killer Kross Returns to MLW at Lucha de la Muertes in November 

Matt Riddle vs Hammerstone. More Boos This week! Having fake fights with TMZ reporters for clout would do that.

TMZ Posted this on their own account. If they feared for the Safety of Lenard from Big Bang Theory Looking ass #NOMEANSNOBRO Tossed around, they wouldn't have posted it!

Anyway like the match beforehand, the past transgressions done By one of the heels, made the other heel a face by proxy! A ref Bump happens and the match breaks down, with Dijak, Dyer and Kruger invade the ring to go into Business for themselves. Riddle low Blows Hammer as the Ref Stirs back to life. Riddle Wins and in the Promo Crashes out even further, This is just sad and for once, we can't even Blame the We*d for this!

Featherweight Championship Himawari vs Shoko Nakajima. We've seen Himawari before, she's the 5t foot girl who dresses like Bridemaid at hippy Commune Wedding! She Wrestled another Gimmick Joshi Schoolgirl Princess, The champion Shoko "Big Kaiju" Nakajima. So if we are booking based on power scaling The Gimmicks, of course Godzilla would beat a Bridesmaid!

Telenova Bullsh*t. Don Gato's Jewel Encrusted Knuckledusters are missing. And the Deal may be off if the House of Duran don't find them. RUH-ROH RAGGY! We have a mystery to solve!

Opera Cup Quarter final "Sweaty Grandpa " Ultimo Guerrero vs Mistico. Mistico went 10 minutes plus, Competitive with a broken down, Fat, Middle aged, Putz who has to hot-dog and preen every time he does a move, even if that move was the minimum of effort! And Mistico's Stint working with MJF, Showed he can't cut it working with Non-Mexican Wrestlers. They do a Lucha Match which Meant, you couldn't tell who was botching, or if a move they saw on a Cartoon and did it cause it looked awesome was supposed to look like that. So eventually And maybe because Ultimo lost the belt to someone even Older than him, But he got the message that he can't win every match he's booked in, mainly because of Mistico. Bad as he is, Is still over!

After the match Aries attacks Mistico. As we learnt, they will face each other at Symphony of Horrors. For them Later that night. For us, we will have to wait 3 weeks.

Next week, Hell Month Ends with the last WWE PLE I will review for this year, Crown Jewel Perth. before I Focus my Energies towards the Holiday season. So be Here in 7 days time as we let go of wwe in 2025 with a bang!

HELL MONTH 2025 WEEK 1: MLW FURY ROAD-DELICIOUS IS BREAD, THANK YOU!

 List of Champions-Update CHANGES IN CAPITALS 

WORLD'S: MADS KRULE KRUGER 

OPENWEIGHT: BLUE PANTHER SR

MIDDLEWEIGHT: TEMPLARIO 

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight: Shoko Nakajima

(The following show was filmed as the preliminary matches to Fightland back on the 13th, so by the time this comes out, Blue Panther had already won the Openweight championship at a CMLL event, Which was addressed tonight.)

HELLO and Welcome to Hell Month! 

What's that?

If your new here, let me explain!

I run two blogs. And every so often scheduling bugs like back-to-back ppvs that span 3 or more weeks, to the point that working on them will take up precious time I may need to write a review for a film on the other site.

This occurrence, which is now rare because wrestling is a monopoly now, is lovingly referred to as a "Hell Month"

And the worst thing?

It may not be over when I think it will be, If Slaughterhouse's Preliminaries are to be launched in 3 weeks!

So here's the lay of the land so far

HELL MONTH SCHEDULE 

• Week 1-Fury Road, the post you are reading right now.
• Week 1-1st of October 2025: Halloween Special: Cassandra Episodes one to three (Bogger Box Office)
• Week 2-6th of October: Slaughterhouse 
• Week 3-13th of October: WWE Crown Jewel

And between them all, an Attempt to get The review of Room out on time for the 1st of November. 

It could have been worse! If AEW didn't have a pathetic British tv deal that didn't Snub The Irish, Week 1 would have being All Out! 

PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING 

Matt Riddle at Fightland be like

And so, because of Hop-Head running his mouth online, MLW took the belt off him in a cash in by Mads Kruger.

I would have fired Riddle outright for His disgusting comments about women's abuse charities, but that's just me.

Because of that, The other challenger,  Dijak was livid that his chance was taken away, but someone else who felt overlooked, Alexander Hammerstone, under the prompt by a returning MJF, staked his claim, by interjecting in a brawl between the Former challenger and new Champion. 

Speaking of new Champions, The Vacated Middleweight championship has a new champion in The Luchadore Templario who Defeated Contra's Ikuro Kwan for the belt he had Stolen this summer. Contra are so P*ssed about the loss, they are threatening to reveal their next target....and I bet it's the Tequila selling Masked Money Mark that helped Templario win!

Also tonight, the qualification matches for the prestigious Opera Cup wrap up tonight, with the CMLL contingent sending 3 more chances to take the Opera Cup back to Mexico. 

Previously filmed on Saturday the 13th of October as the Preliminaries of Fightland in Dallas Texas, this is Fury Road.

As always, we Open With The House of Duran cutting a welcoming promo. Cesar starts with a rara speech mentioning Saudimania to boos! 

Opening Contest, Galleon Phastasma, Consisting of Zteve The Pirate, Difundo, a pencil-thin guy in a cheap halloween mask and no shoes and Barbosa, who at least looked like a wrestler. vs New Signee "Divebomb" Diego Hill, Atlantis Sr and Blue Panther. Difundo? Court Bauer should ask for a "REFUNDO" If CMLL Keeps giving him Sweaty Grandpas and Zteve The Pirate! The Crowd carries this match, they love Blue Panther and i Must admit, the Crowd Energy carried this match. Because when it started, a mixture of Blue panther's age and the respect he is shown made them take it slow, but when Hill came in, the pace quickened and the Old-timers followed suit quickly, eventually i ended up enjoying the match, Faces Won with Blue Panther getting the win on Barbosa! 

Backstage the House of Duran celebrate Templario with Don Gato when Ikuro gatecrashes the party. He spits Mist at Jesus when he plays bouncer!

The First Qualifying match for the Opera Cup for the night Paul London vs Okamura. And you thought Austin Art Donavan Aries was Terrible on Commentary, Then here comes Kojima, Spitting out Passion English between chunks of Processed White Bread. It Distracted from the fact Paul London Turned Heel. Thankfully Rob Drombroski did an interview after the Match, and Paul Defended his actions he then ended the interview by telling Uncle Dave Melty-Head to Suck It! He may have turned back face after that!

The Chamber of Horrors is next week's main event at Slaughterhouse. Kruger will defend against Mr Thomas, Kojima, CW Anderson and 2 others.

Backstage: Mr Thomas, Who is the alternate for the opera cup, Sadly it seems that his time in sun won't come this year. So he's Frustrated!

Qualifying match for the Opera Cup. CMLL Still has a chance to bring The Opera Cup back to Mexico. Volador Jr Vs Titan. Flippies and Dippies. At one Point on the outside. Volador had a brainfart. Titan was writhing on the floor and Volador was Just Staring blankly back at the ring. I dont know what to tell You, Volador finally got his act to together and finished the match by bumping the ref, tearing off Titan's mask, Roll up and CMLL HAS A 1/8 CHANCE TO BRING HOME THE OPERA CUP! THIS GUY?

Somewhere in Mexico, Danny McBride watches Don Gato waltz with Random masked Floozies in agave fields.

THIS USE TO BE THE FIRST IMAGE IF YOU GOOGLE SEARCHED THE PHRASE "THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!" AND I AM BRINGING IT BACK!

Contra's New Victim is MSL, As Krule takes out the Manager of the Skyscrapers.

Local Girl vs Shitzi Blackfart. Shotzi feels like she can't get out of The WWE Superstar funk, she has Sunday Night Heat matches like this one, and a Chat show segment on  Slaughterhouse. Shotzi won, but I would do something different with Shotzi, as the whole gimmick was watered down to sell Toys in the Fed, and it lacks shock Value!

Lightning match- a Strict 10 minute Time Limit! Mr Thomas versus Satoshi Kojima, and Mr Thomas has turned Heel! Jump starting this match, he attacks the only 2 time heavyweight champion. Thomas dominates for 4 minutes, until He Eats Both Finishers at the 5;30 Mark. Kojima wins but Thomas proves he belongs in the main event next week!

Opera Cup final Qualification match, Austin Aries who cuts a Promo by saying He's a real Pro-wrestler and professional wrestling needs him to remind them what it was Who faced another WWE Waterdown Kushida, who still dresses Marty McFly. Apparently WWE didn't tell him to do that, so it was all him! Austin was Rusty, after all he spent 6 years in a wasteland of his own Making, due to his own unprofessionalism, If I have to say anything nice about the Tiny Turnip-eating Twit, He hasn't being spending those 6 years eating Vegan Donuts! Finish was Brainbuster after Aries Poked the eyes of Kushida! The Opera Cup Semis start next week!

Kruger vs Dyer NO CONTEST. They had no time after full Entrances to have a match

 

And that'll Do it For WEEK 1 OF HELL MONTH!  Hopefully in the 6 days between this post and Slaughterhouse I Will have Room finished in time for It's November launch over on boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com. Speaking of which, This Wednesday the 1st of October, my Halloween Special Cassandra will be launched, but here my next review will be Slaughterhouse to be launched a week from now!

 See you then!

MLW FIGHTLAND 2025: MATT RIDDLE MAKES A DALL-ASS OF HIMSELF

 List of Champions-No Change

World's: Matt "I Smoke W**d so I don't beat my Wife" Riddle

Openweight: Ultimo Guerrero 

Middleweight: Vacated

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight: Shoko Nakajima 

Gravity Gamble (MITB): Mads Krule Kruger.

PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING...

The Opera Cup started in full swing last month and will continue into the winter.

And Apart from that, the only thing of merit is the incessant adverts for some outlaw masked F*ck called El Gato to schill his tequila. 

And that leads me to a correction. In the Don Gato Ad that was inspired by Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, it was the Actor Danny McBride not Paul Walter Hauser. 

Opera Cup Qualifying match: Esfinge vs El Ultimo Guerrero Flippies and Dippies and Hotdogging. Can someone tell this Sweaty Grandad that they let have a championship to make a deal with CMLL that if he's not booked to put the belt up, then he has to lose some time? Anyway Ultimo Guerrero qualifies

Opera Cup Qualifying match: Blue Panther jr vs Zandokan aka Zteve The Pirate. This match was only here to promote a six man tag they will have on the Fury Road Special....a six man tag they already shown this audience because that show will be made up of this shows Preliminary matches! Zteve The Pirate has the worst finisher in this company so it's not as pathetic as Danhausen's Curse, but it is pretty Stupid, it's a Double palm Strike!

Backstage The Returning MJF and Alexander Hammerstone have a great promo. People always forget that Hammerstone can talk. So the gist of Hammer's promo is that everyone always talks about the Dynasty and his matches with Jacob Fatu like his best days are behind him, he had a great line "I've spent too much time doing this. I love Wrestling, and yet I Hate Wrestling " so he states he should show the source of his hatred, the other main eventers, just how much he despises them!

Featherweight Championship match, Between Yuki Kamifuku, who made her debut at Summer of The Beasts, so I didn't review it because I had a medical appointment, but she is a former model, very tall and Statuesque. As opposed to the Dumpy 4 foot 11 Schoolgirl dressed as Godzilla, Big Kaiju. Shoko has a tail now....YEP! A tail Yuki used to her advantage. The former model is 5'8, she has legs and she knows how to use 'em! Finish was Shoko using a three Amigos style Nothern light Suplex, so that was impressive by Nakajima to retain the belt. 

Backstage, Cesar, Salina Dela Renta and El Gato schill more tequila and announces "El Gato presents...Lucha Dela Meurtes in November in Charleston North Carolina. Ikuro Kwan comes in and threatens El Gato not to interfere in the Middleweight match.

Texas Death match...GARBAGE MATCH, Hammer is a lot better than this and he lets Mathew Justice know about it, and just when you thought they could take this seriously,  Justice who was sent through a barb wire covered Door as the finish, pops up to pose on the turnbuckle. DID I MENTION AUSTIN ARIES IS BACK IN THIS COMPANY?

Middleweight championship match for the Vacated title Between the Uncrowned Challenger Templario and the Man who stole the Belt from Mistico, Ikuro Kwan, after a Dynamic and Exciting Back and forth Match, Templario Accidently took out the ref which Signaled Contra's Death Squad to come out, only for El Gato to leave his skybox to attack Ikuro Kwan with Brass Knuckles and to revive the Referee. Templario his version of the Lungblower to finally crown the Uncrowned.

Backstage with Dijak and MSL in an echo chamber, This time on the MLW'S Technical Difficulties Conga, we have feedback on the promo for 2 whole minutes! Not that the Promo was going to be revolutionary or anything!

World's Heavyweight championship match Matt Riddle versus Donovan Dijak. Matt Riddle got some boos, but not enough to stop the crowd from Chanting "Bro", However they did cheer for Dijak. the match is about to start...Until!

Mads Krule Kruger cashes in Gravity Gamble 

Your Main Event from this Sunday morning, TRIPLE THREAT, NO DQ, ONE FALL TO A FINISH, YOU KNOW IT, YOU HATE IT, IT'S JUST THE WAY OF THE WRESTLING WORLD NOW! LAAAAAZZZY BOOKING! Let's just get to the Finish already shall we, Dijak takes out Matt Riddle with the Feast Your Eyes, Only for Krule to slip in, give Dijak the Scorched Earth and toss over Dijak to pin Riddle. Despite Spending the either year making Krule look like "Stupidest Big man since Abyss!" I get it, After the Stupid Comments by Riddle, about know showing a charity event in London against Abuse, and saying that #MeToo Movement was Bull, MLW Had to move fast to get this done. Riddle's not fired though, he appears in the Sizzle Reel for Slaughterhouse....At least for the Moment! 

With Dijak Feeling Cheated out of the Belt, "The Disruptor" taunts The new champion to fight him at ringside a swarth of Chairs now cleared of fans by security out of safety, The two Behemoths fight to the outside of the Building, and that's when Alex Hammerstone makes his presence known with a Chair, He ready to show who must he Hates what he also loves!

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-UPDATES IN CAPITALS 

WORLD'S: MADS "KRULE " KRUGER 

Openweight Ultimo Guerrero 

MIDDLEWEIGHT: TEMPLARIO 

Tag The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight Shoko Nakajima 

Join me in two weeks when we go down the Fury Road that will lead to Slaughterhouse a week later. at the end of October the last wwe show I do this year Crown Jewel in Perth will be doing the road later.

See you later!

WWE CLASH IN PARIS 2025: MERDE MISERY TOUR

 WWE Opens the Show By let's be honest, Saying this show is nothing but a stopgap before Tapping the Bank Accounts of Every "Celebrity" they wish to feature at ESPN'S RASSLINGFERLOSERSD! French Commentary get muted In their own country!

NOT THE FIRST TIME A N*ZI MUTED FRENCH BROADCASTING!

We open Our Show and the first Hour with Roman Reigns VS Bronson Reed and the first 20 minutes was The Entrances and Cheering. Bronson looked great and May have went from Midcard Bodyguard for Life to Heavyweight Hell Challenger in the next few years. Bronson took all of Roman's Big moves and didn't Flinch, just like a monster heel is suppose to. In the end after a great Grueling back and forth match. Roman Won and With Paul Heymen standing over his Australian Charge after his defeat laden with Roman's Stolen Shoes, Roman got them back, as well as a measure of Revenge of his former Wiseman. After signing his shoes and throwing them into the crowd by standing on the announce table, Bron Brekker ran down the top of the guard rail to spear Roman, Causing a 2 man assault than dragged everyone out to try and stop it. In the end Roman got Pilmanized by Brekker and put on a stretcher. Returning to Backstage after a commercial, General Manager Adam Pierce Threatened Both Brons with Suspension Without Pay. Paulie was also Hospitalized, So Seth is all Alone in the Main event....Or is he? 

Wwe Smackdown tag team championship- The Street Profits challenged the Wyatt Sicks' Joe Gacy and Dexter Lumis in a competent Display for Tag Wrestling. I'm Convinced B-Fab only got into Wrestling to wear Nice Clothes and be filmed looking good! She stood there doing nothing! If She was only out there to counteract Nikki Cross Because A face Can't hit a Women, Then She wasn't Smartened up to that! Like I Said, Yes the Heels Interfered to make sure The Wyatts retained.

Becky Lynch vs Nikki Bella. 0 Stars. Lame. No Notes. Becky retains/

Fourth in Line was the Donnybrook match Between Sheamus and Rusev. So of course Being a Donnybrook it was a Gimmick Match with Pub Furniture and Whiskey Barrels at Ringside. I wonder IF People from The real Donnybrook In county Dublin Know their town is a shorthand for a Drunken Fight!

Anyway Streetfight, LAAAAZZZY BOOKING! This was not Wrestling! This was a Fight, In the end after destroying Barrels and Lawnchairs and someone's china cabinet. Rusev Choked Sheamus with his own Shilleighleigh.

CenaWinsLOL!

If there was ever an Opponent for people to hope John Cena Doesn't Beat the Allegations Of Burying Talent, It would be L***n P**l! No Sign of Lesner who we all Suspect to be Cena's Opponent for Wrestlepalooza .

Four way for the World Championship-Seth Rollins defended the World Heavyweight Championship against Jey Uso, LA KNIGHT And the Man Seth Cheated out of the title with the MITB Contract, CM PUNK, No Eliminations. One fall to a Finish. YOU GUESSED IT-LAAAAZZZZY BOOKING! As soon as Jey kicked Punk over the ropes and Seth played The Coward, I Knew the Song and Dance routine by Heart-The "I Slide In, Do a Move, You Slide Out, Someone Else Slides In, Does a Move on Me, I Slide Out" Let's Fast Forward to the Finish because it was the only thing of Merit. After both Knight and Uso are Neutralized after Table spots each. Seth Grabs a chair from ringside and Berates Punk, telling Punk he hates him and his family, He goes to Kerb Stomp Punk's head through the metal chair before Punk moves and Seth Injures his foot. Punk Hits Go-2-Sleep, when Seth Staggers the ropes and falls into Punk's Shoulders! That's when a Masked Person goes and saves Punk from given Seth a second GTS By decking Punk in his Love-Spuds....It's Becky Lynch who saves the belt for her husband! Could this mean what i think it means? Could AJ LEE Come out of Retirement?

I'm Afraid if that's the case, then I will have to watch Wrestlepalooza as a casual watcher, as until Saturday I was Convinced The ESPN only show was not going to be shown internationally on Netflix and I Decided to focus on drafting the Halloween Special for Boggerboxoffice in advance of Halloween, Besides have you seen the ad campaign for Wrestlepalooza? they are backing more "Celebrity" appearances than Matches. Hell, If AJ LEE Does come out of retirement for a mixed Tag match, it means one of the World Title Holders will not the Putting a title on the line. Not that it's already a circus sideshow with the rumoured Cena vs Brock Lesner Match. so no, the Schedule doesn't change because Triple H thinks a Show run by a C*kehead is competition, that he has to run a show for "DA REALLY REAL SPORTZ GUYZ!" App on the same day! I will return in two weeks for MLW Fightland.