MLW KINGS OF COLLOSUM 2025: BREADMAN BITES THE CRUST!

 LIST OF CHAMPIONS 

World's:Satoshi Kojima 

Openweight: Matthew Justice 

Middleweight: Mistico 

Tag COZYMAX: (Satoshi Kojima and Okamura)

Featherweight: Janai Kai 

(PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING....

Eric Bischoff's Presence on his own show shuck up the rest of the promotion: it's top star Alex Kane was fired, He created a match Vince Russo would  make him have a tingling in his lions, and stole some documents In Scuffed Footage, what plans does the former WCW executive and Raw General Manager have in store? well he will explain his actions via Satellite tonight.)

Gravity Gamble match was first, With a few changes made on the fly, Trevor Lee is out replaced by New AEW Signing Kevin Knight...who was now written off tv by an ambush by the Horseman, so he will be replaced in this match by the only remaining Bomaye Fightclub member, Mr Thomas in a match that only has Brett Ryan Goseleen, The Openweight Champion, Matthew Justice, Mads Krule Kruger and Akira.

RULES OF THE GRAVITY GAMBLE MATCH

• This match is a ladder match where the goal is to collect the Briefcases above, with one Briefcase Containing a Title shot, the match will continue until the title shot is found!
• This match only has Ladders as the only legal Weapons....To Begin with! As the other Briefcases Contain Weapons Or is the weapon

...And 3 minutes Akira used a Staple gun he smuggled in to Staple BRG into a fetal Position! Because why get rules over?

Anyway here are the Results of the Briefcases

• Matthew Justice- Red Briefcase-Wins Barb wire to be used in the Gravity Gamble
• Krule-Green-Wins Thumbtacks to be used in the Gravity Gamble
• BRG-Silver Wins Empty Briefcase to be used in the Gravity Gamble
• WINNER-MADS KRULE KRUGER-Black Briefcase-WINS A TITLE SHOT FOR THIS YEAR OF 2025!

So lets hope this means they can rehabilitate Kruger into the Monster heel Champion he should be!

It's time for our Monthly Telenovela Bullsh*t With the De la Renta-Durans This time, It's Salina's Husband who is Kidnapped, Which is only is a means to properly name him on screen as Christo Aguilera. Later we see a video of the Kidnapper holding Christo in a jail-Cell spouting revenge on Cesar Duran for him being a Traitor. I'm not sure but I think this is the return of Mil Meurtes!

Father-Son Lucha tag match, Between Atlantis Snr and Jnr and Dark Partner and Blue Partner was giving an hour time limit only just because the 2 old duffers were involved, And Despite the Latino Audience in Dallas and despite Rob Dombroski Putting over the history between Atlantis and the panther families, this looked like at times like Grandpa Simpson Fighting Chester for not painting his fence! The Atlantis Family won Bring your Dad to Work Day!

With a Barber at Ringside will all the Paraphrenia needed, It was time for the Hair versus Title match, and This was, If you can excuse the Pun, Cut and Dry! Despite a fierce start by Janai Kai, her challenger, Delmi Exo who put her hair on the line, meant she was not losing this match! Kai's 13 month reign over defeating Exo in the first place is over...so now what? There isn't a featherweight Division, only appearances by Outlaw girls and JOSHEEEEEE SCHOOLGIRL PRINCESSES!

Dijak Vs Kenta Had a great Grudge match that Made Sense, and had a lot of time given to it. Both played to their Strengths, With Dijak Bringing Power and Intimidation and Kenta bring Ringwork and Credibility that only comes if your name is Kenta. With A heel Manager on the outside, MSL would interfere in the match by pulling out Kenta, giving his charge Dijak the win. After the match MSL Would cut a promo, which would bring out Tom Lawlor who still has issues with his former manager, which the Security threw them but out in a pull-apart!

Triple threat: Mascara Dorado Vs Esfinge Vs Balding Plumber Averno! More Flippies and Dippies! I thought 2 of this guys Worked for All Elite Wrestling. And maybe it's because the top of his gear looks like a black Vest, he has The remaining hair tied in a ponytail mullet and has a Moustache and a Beer-gut, but if wwe wanted to make a film about Captain Lou Albano, they could hire Plumber Averno, who looks more like a balding Plumber than Plumber Moxley!

Via Satellite, Eric Bischoff Is here to tell us...He has not right to tell us anything unless it's Live in person, So In Atlanta on the 6th of February, he will be there to make the announcement

Ringside Interview with Paul Walter Hauser and Rob Dombroski.  Hauser clean shaven looks like a fatter Grado! The Question for the actor, why is he here, when he can train to wresting in other bigger companies? After Calling out Hulk Hogan for his Political Views, he Puts over MLW as a place where you can get ever kind of wrestling out there! This brings out Rogue Horsemen Members the Andersons And Credit where it's due, Brock Anderson can cut a Promo Just like this Father Arn, One of the best to do it! The other Horseman Gosselin And Fish Blindside the actor and this brings out BOMAYE Fight club, and Paul London. and here Comes the Fired Alex Kane to save the day. With Atlanta being the hometown of Alex Kane, expect him to return to Atlanta as a hero!

MLW Championship match: Matt Riddle Vs Kojima was your main event, and I don't want to say I Told you so, But making Kojima and Okamura tag Champions must have being the sweetener to have Kojima drop the belt, after a year of giving Title shots to other old Guys To protecting the belt in tag matches, Matt Riddle is the new world's champion!

List of Champions-CHANGES IN CAPITALS

WORLD'S: MATT RIDDLE 

Openweight:Matthew Justice 

Middleweight: Mistico 

Tag: COZYMAX (Satoshi Kojima and Okamura)

FEATHERWEIGHT: DELMI EXO 

NEW YEARS SCHEDULE FOR 2025-REVISED (SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!)

 It's with great happiness that I announce that I am now a proud owner of a Netflix Account, meaning I can now update the schedule for this year with WWE premium live events.

THE REVISED SCHEDULE FOR 2025

• Today-MLW Kings Of Coliseum 
• February 4th- Royal Rumble 
• April the 7th- Battle Riot
• April the 22nd Wrestlemania 41
• May 12th- Azteca LUCHA

THE JOURNEY CONTINUES...WITH THE SAME ROADBLOCKS!

They say "The more things change, the more they stay the Same!" And this year Ireland has the year the Bank Holidays follow both the Rumble and Mania, the more astute of you have realized the dates for both of the event's results are both Tuesdays. This is a circumstance I cannot control, I will have the post up on the next day but with no way to write up a Link on X, the results may have well be written on the Tuesday.

Also Don't expect every pay per view to be watched this year. While Any European shows will be a piece of cake, doing two shows a month sometimes even as short as 2 weeks apart is such a strain on my health. No-I found my rhythm a long time ago: a live PLE EVERY 2 MONTHS UNTIL OCTOBER works well for me. With a MLW event every month til December at my own leisure.

And for those who don't know, Due to my convictions, I will never review any of the Saudi Arabian shows. So next year's Rumble is off the table!

BOGGER BOX OFFICE NEW REVIEWS!

Tomorrow I will remaster the Fall Guy movie review to contain both the Story elements of the new storyline, but the name of the film I can now view in Netflix in lieu of a new ppv in the following month! And I'm so excited, I'll just reveal the netflix original film I will review on February!

• February: Unfrosted (aka that film about the invention of Pop tarts of all things!)
• March: St Patrick's Day Special: KNEECAP 
• 300th post special: Black Adam!

From now on, in the alternating months that I will not be viewing WWE shows, I instead will be reviewing Netflix films instead, many of them brand new!

TASTE TESTING 

• February at the earliest -Icecream testing!
• Summer months -Limited Edition Tayto!

So that's it for the first six months of the year. As I said, in the first draft of this post, I have somewhat of a cache of DVDS to review, so they will be only tangible films I know the names of, apart from Unfrosted. But this year is going to be huge, with the possibility of not only 300th post at Bogger Box Office, but the Sought after 600th post here! 

Thank you once more for your support, either here or on my Twitter channel, which now I'm reviewing actual new content I will be more active on! That channel is @RealEnli on Twitter.

NEW YEAR'S SCHEDULE FOR 2025

 Hello everyone and welcome to a brand new year, a year which may be hard, may be different, but MY GOD, WILL IT BE EXCITING!

WWE IS RAN OFF "REAL" TELEVISION!

So as if this week, I have not joined Netflix. Ireland, despite it's progress, is still a Catholic Country and business will only open when all the Holy days of Christmas are over. So as of right now, not all businesses are back, especially not all bank staff.

Just know that a second Post confirming I joined is in the works. But expect me to have Netflix in time for the Royal Rumble. 

MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING SPECIALS WILL CONTINUE 

However, WWE is not the only company I have an eye on. MLW will continue to have a place on my blog.

• 13th of January: Kings Of Coliseum
•  10th of February: Super fight
• 7th of March: Battle Riot
• 12th of May: Azteca LUCHA

TASTE TESTING

Last year apart from the New ice-cream review and the new Tayto review later this year, I'm expecting a bust for taste tests again. However, I know that the new Ice-creams, whatever they may be, will be at least known in February...just don't expect the shops to have them in February.

(All reviews and posts are subject to change!)

NEW YEAR SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

Contingent on Getting Netflix or not, I have never ordered two ppvs back to back, as it is a strain on my body and mind to even do one at what is usually 1am local time. So, assuming I will eventually get Netflix if my first attempt doesn't work, for every month I will not be reviewing WWE premium events, I will instead will review a film on Netflix. However, I still have a cache of DVDs with specific dates and meanings. And they are....

• January: Fall Guy 
• March: St Patrick's Day Special: KNEECAP 
• THE 300TH POST: TICKET TO HELL-BLACK ADAM 

(ALL POSTS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE!)

As stated, once I join Netflix I will be able to enjoy and share Entertainment and reviews on a level not seen since YouTube channels were able to post full anime series. Nonetheless, I Will hit the two milestones of 600 and 300 posts this year, respectively, mark my words!

MLW PRESENTS ERIC BISCHOFF'S ONE SHOT: BOMAYE GOES BUST!

 List of champions 

World's:Satoshi Kojima 

Openweight: Matthew Justice 

Middleweight: Mistico 

Tag: Contra (Ikuro Kwan and Minoru Sazuki) 

Featherweight: Janai Kai 

(PREVIOUSLY ON....Paul Walter Hauser's Podcast?

Yes, the following show is completely booked by Eric Bischoff, who as a Guest on Paul Walter Hauser's Podcast, was invited to be a booker for a day in MLW. So throw out everything from last month, we are focusing on Eric's "Vision".)

So the man of the hour, opens the show and after some happy talk, he interrupted by the "Filthy Bros"-I guess Tom Lawlor and Matt Riddle are a team now-And they Acknowledge Eric was at NXT, after making a Bankruptcy joke, Eric makes Riddle's match against Dijak for Riddle's Title shot on the line.

Eric reveals that he has created a new match for Kings of Colosseum: The Gravity Gamble; a unholy Spawn of the ladder match and Feast or Fired-Between Kruger, Akira, BRG, Justice and Lee. Eric goes to leave but Kruger comes out to intimidate Bischoff, so Eric brings out his Muscle, the former Dabba-Kato, Baba Thunder comes out for a surprise match.

They actually found someone bigger than Kruger! Kruger tries his Finisher, Scorched Earth (Full Nelson Bomb) but couldn't get his arms around Baba Thunder. This was a Bullfight, big Hits and nothing Technical. Except when Kruger Finished the match with a nasty Choke hold. When Thunder came too, he was Surrounded by the Rest of Contra. Kruger Gave Thunder the choice, Join or Die, Baba thunder chooses to join Contra.

Bischoff joins commentary and it's now him being a parody of his self, bringing up all the stunts that ruined the companies he worked for.

Backstage Paul Walter Hauser is arguing with The Andersons, who laugh about taking out Walter's trainer Paul London. After calling the Andersons "B*tches", Eric Bischoff sprints out to defuse the Situation, He reminds the Andersons they have a tag match tonight between Matthew Justice and a Mystery Partner. So Walter wants to be the Partner so Eric excepts, which would have being a Surprise...if Paul Walter Hauser's face was not on the Press Release used as the YouTube thumbnail of this Special for weeks! Alex Kane comes up and insults Bischoff and accuses him of turning all he worked  for into "WCW 3.0"

Delmi Exo Squashes some Balding woman and calls out Janai Kai. At Dallas in January, it'll be Kai Vs Exo Hair Vs Title.

Backstage, MSL and Dijak Arrives, Saint Laurent slips... something into Dijak's Coat.

Also backstage Cesar asks if Eric will have "HLA" On this show, Which Makes Eric Grimace on this Exploitative angle, but Cesar Duran says he doesn't want Hot lesbian Action, he wants Hot LUCHA Action. Eric says that he doesn't still see the appeal  of the mask, but he will make Mistico Vs Trevor Lee, but He wants Mistico to not only put up the title, but his mask too. Cesar seethes at this decision.

Next was the Fan's Choice match. On MLW.com fans had a choice between the stipulation for Alex Kane Vs Bobby Fish. The Choices were Taped Fist, Kickboxing or UWFI Rules. The fans chose UWFI rules:

• No Pinfalls, match ends in Submission, KO, or Stoppage.
• Match is on a points system Both men will start with 15 points, Rope breaks cost points. Technical moves such as Suplexes and submission holds gain points. Strikes gain fewer points, and if the Referee believes a Contestant is over reliant on strikes he has the power to end the match in favour of the other contestant.
• Use of Foreign Objects or Illegal strikes (aka low Blows, Eye Gouges) is an automatic KO.

This was a great technical match, with Fish being confused at first, but he heeled it up nicely. One bug I have: no graphic keeping tabs on the Points. After what seemed to be a funk Kane had being in, He finally won a match....only for Eric Bischoff, a TEMPORARY Manager, to fire Kane for insulting him. So Kane beat up some Jobbers in security t-shirts. Mr Thomas calmed down his friend as the Crowd was livid!

Another great match was next. Trevor Lee, in his long awaited debut Vs Mistico for the Middleweight championship. A submission based match which grounded the Mexican Opera Cup winner. But not for long. A brilliant clash of styles. Lee returning as the "Technical Savage" that mix of Ring smarts and aggression but With more on the Line on this match, Mistico prevailed over the plans of "Easy E" 

Holiday Rush will be on Christmas Eve, which because of the time zones in Europe will be Christmas Day. So apologies, but today is the last post of 2024.

Matt Riddle retains his title shot, after Dijak used some kind of Small weapon to hit Riddle after Monsieur Saint Laurent drew the ref, ripped off the turnbuckle pad (Remember this!) and cause a No Contest! Lawler comes out to Save his partner.

Roulette match which was the Tag match between Matthew Justice the Middleweight champion and actor Paul Walter Hauser Vs The Andersons. A Roulette wheel cartoon chose New York LAAAAZY BOOKING!-I mean New York Street fight. Finish was Brock rolling up The Fat Extra from Karate Kid after he missed the splash by hitting the exposed turnbuckle from the last match, Aren't the refs supposed to fix that between matches?

World tag match and I suppose putting another belt on Kojima and his equally broken down elderly friend who has a job because of the Champion, means he will be happy enough to do the J.O.B. in Dallas in month's time!

After the match on top of the Building, Eric Bischoff calls Someone holding Documents he Stole, I don't know if it's talent Contracts or Deed of Sale, because they scuffed the Video package Not once but Twice, but this is probably not the last time we see Eric Bischoff in Major league Wrestling....For Better or Worse!

Well that's it for 2024!

As if this post, this Site is now Locked until the Fourth of January! I will return with a new Schedule, one with many Surprises. We are going through changes in 2025, and I don't mean politically. 

Stay tuned!

But to all who made it this far,

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR IN 2025!

List of Champions-TITLE CHANGE IN CAPS

World's Satoshi Kojima 

Openweight Matthew Justice 

Middleweight Mistico 

TAG: COZYMAX (SATOSHI KOJIMA AND OKAMURA)

Featherweight Janai Kai 

MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING SLAUGHTERHOUSE 2024: A HEAVYWEIGHT MATCH ON THE UNDERCARD! (THAT DOESN'T NEED A PUNCHLINE!)

 List of champions -NEW CHAMPION IN CAPS.

World's:Satoshi Kojima

OPENWEIGHT:MATTHEW JUSTICE 

Middleweight:Mistico

Tag:Contra (Minoru Suzuki and Ikuro Kwan)

Featherweight:Janai Kai

(PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING)

The League is tatters!

Having Gold or the pencil means you are nothing but a target for heels. Kojima? Flanked by all challengers, from the Rogue Horsemen, to Contra, to even his own friend, Matt Riddle who has a title shot against him.

Mistico? Every Flippy Dipper in a mask from Mexico is seemingly being signed to appear between now and kings of colosseum. 

Even the Brass are not having it easy. As soon as the Kidnapped Cesar Duran was about to reveal his kidnapper's identity, his daughter, Salina Dela Renta's waters broke.

Launched on YouTube on Sunday morning. And filmed as the undercard of Lucha Apocalypto, (yes, seriously, the world title match was not good enough to get on the main show!) This is Slaughterhouse. 

We start as we seemingly always do, with Contra on back, beating up Jobbers. Until Kojima, Okamura and Akira turn up and what do they do? They Fought off! The champion who is a weak champion all things considered is being beaten on until he is saved by his own challenger, Matt Riddle. After the save, Riddle tells Kojima he has signed his contract that he won in Battle Riot. On January the 12th, Kojima Vs Riddle at kings of colosseum. All the while Kojima nods at the words  he understood.

First Bout of the evening, A Tag Team tables match between the Anderson's and the Bombaye Fight Club. No Disqualifications, LAAAAZ....wait the match is elimination style? So they are listening! Mr Thomas was first eliminated by an ambush by BRG, who is chased out by Paul London. Thomas fell into a table by the apron, C W Anderson was Suplexed by Kane through a table, and Alex Kane was given a Spinebuster through a table by Brock Anderson for the Win. Again, MLW are gonna regret doing this to Alex Kane, who may just up and leave for WWE like Zayda did!

Video Package of Matthew Justice hours before title win. He grins at the camera when the Building owner told him not to dive off the balcony. Which was the finish of the match! 

Okamura won over Ikuro Kwan in a obvious fluke win. Ikuro has for years being treated as the Career Job Guy, but come on, he's a Champion now! Give him some respect.

Tom Lawlor's interview with Barbario Carvanario. This was WWF Superstars cartoon stupidity. Out comes Bicarbonate of Soda, in face paint, in full gimmick with a a bag of ribs, which he eats throughout, He Literally Spits out, in Chunks of Chewed meat and Broken English, that he wants Mistico in Dallas.

Kojima eats bread Backstage, speaking of munchies, here's Riddle to remind us he will be facing his friend for the Title at King's of Colosseum. 

Paul London Vs Kenta. This was a strange one. Despite Paul London being a Baby-face, who helped other babyfaces earlier, London was heelish in this match. Whether it was this mostly Lucha crowd, who didn't want to see Paul London do ground wrestling, or he was taken a breather at his age, which the Mexican crowd are conditioned to boo and take as cowardice.I don't know what to tell you. But this match was good. Kenta wins and then The Doomsday Clock counted down. Dijak cames down and took out Kenta, and given what Dijak said about Kenta and Cm punk, it was only a match of time, before this feud was booked.

Dijak squashes Kevin Knight! After the match Tom Lawlor who left ringside to avoid the man who injured him was insulted by Dijak.

Congratulations to Natalia Class (Salina De La Renta) on the birth of her Daughter....who we are supposed to believe is now bought to the shows as a prop. A baby doll in Swaddling cloths starts to cry a recording of crying, which causes Salina to shout at Jesus. Cesar tells us he knows who kidnapped him.... but won't tell the audience. Watch it be Eric Bischoff for no good reason!

Delmi Exo  Squashes a Carmella Cosplayer, followed by Janai Kai assaulting her and cutting off the hair extensions she never wore to this point!

Christian Cole outside medical room waiting for Kenta.

Minuro Sazuki Vs Riddle. Octopus stretch by the "Murder Grandpa" to start with and this was a technical match despite Sazuki's Glaring limitations. Until Sazuki decks Matt Riddle with a right hand and chokes him with the Contra flag. This gives Riddle the second wind.  And he beats Sazuki with the formerly named Bro Derrick, now the Bro stone!

Lawler asks Riddle for first shot if he wins title 

World title match Bobby Fish Vs a now healthy Kojima Who finally getting over his injury, but is now taking on serious challengers, Because up to now he has Put the Belt up against his friends and Jobbers and being protected in Tag matches. Not Counting The time Kruger got himself disqualified with the ref standing one foot away from him, the last time Satoshi Kojima had a serious match was against Tito Escondito...SIX MONTHS AGO!. Kojima Retains Against Bomb Shelter Bobby Fish, And for once Kojima had to work for the win.

Kenta exits medical room, teases Bullet Club. Oh Goodie we get the Dregs of the Cool T-shirt Bros, Now that Kenny and Finn, and Cody and Tama are getting 6 figure salaries in the number one and two companies! Maybe Tony Khan can let Lightswitch White do something with mlw, he ain't doing much in All Elite Wrestling!

And Now our Main Event, The Weapons of mass Destruction match Between Krule and Akira in what maybe the modern day Dusty vs Ole Anderson Feud- Because "It Will Never Be OVAH!" Anyway this is no Wrestling match, this is Garbage in, Garbage out! They were headbutting each other with soldier helmets, using weapons throwing salt into open wounds. Finish was Krule hitting Scorched Earth on Akira but the South African Giant couldn't gloat over his win, as the last thing we see is Akira putting a plastic bag over Krule's masked face!

And that's what this post is...DONE! Next Month on Monday the 9th I will have deferred Results of Eric Bischoff's One shot which will be the last show I will review before the new year and I break for the Holidays, So I will see you then, for the last time in 2024!

MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING LUCHA APOCALYPTO 2024-¿QUIENES SON ESTOS PERSONAS?

 This post was jammy to put out (PAUSE!) Because Last night, which was Sunday, a technical issue, Meant the live recording of this show was not transmitted onto YouTube.

However, good on MLW at least to rectify the problem by stating the show will be on YouTube on Sunday....we just didn't know when, no skin off my nose if it came to drafting reviews on the fly, I've done it before. But if it's completely 24 hours later, it was 3am Monday so this will be 5 hours young by the time I launch this at 10am Irish Time. 

So, here we are finally, mere hours from the second attempt to get this show out. I know accidents happen, but I guess not even winning a TWENTY MILLION DOLLAR COURT CASE AGAINST WWE Means you haven't used that money to get better equipment, not to brag, as it has happened to me, but since it hasn't happened since I started a decade and a half ago, but I get these posts either here or Bogger Box Office, out the day after or weekday after the ple or Special or film review the first working day of the new month, EVERY TIME, ON MY OWN, ON A SMART PHONE OR A INTERNET CAFÉ PC. FOR 15 PLUS YEARS! 

MLW HAS A TEAM OF PRODUCERS AND A PRODUCTION TRUCK.

THERE'S NO EXCUSES!

So here's our show where MLW collabs with CMLL, which asked the Question on top "who are these people?"

Cesar Duran greets the Cicero, Illinois crowd,who sounds like he needs a Strepsil. Tom Lawlor, who is selling being injured is now on commentary with Rob Drombroski.

First match is Ultimo Guerrero who Hotdogged himself During the Entrance of his partner, Hechihero vs Esfinge and the Jet, Kevin Knight. Ultimo Jump started his match by attack Esfinge with his jacket. Hechichero is a lot more technical than he was made to look in AEW, While Ultimo Guerrero stank up the place-Remember if it wasn't for Storm Helene, this Old hack would be facing the other Old Hack The world's champion Kojima, a month ago! So be thankful for small mercies. Finish was Hechichero hitting the Conjuring Spike Shoulder breaker and then tapping out Esfinge with the Gator Roll sleeper choke.

Salina is told Cesar is kidnapped. She orders her family to find her father, while suffering Contractions

Video Package on the rogue Horsemen Vs Bomaye Fight Club.

Second Match of the Night was Rogue Horseman The BRG vs The Suplex Assassin Alex Kane. They are gonna lose Kane, if they keep booking him to Lose in Garbage Matches! Remember last month when he lost that match in His hometown of Atlanta? They were P O'd in Georgia! So Alex Kane was Dominating all match until the Rogue Horsemen chased off the Fight club and attacked Mr Thomas until BRG, Bloodied and previously made to choke on Kane's T-Shirt, hit back with the most Devastating Finish known to man....THE SURPRISE ROLLUP!

Backstage, Mads Kruger issues Akira a challenge at Slaughterhouse, on the 23th, A Weapons Of Mass Destruction Match. Unfortunately, I'll be doing Christmas shopping that following Monday, so the results will up on Tuesday the 26th.

Next was Janai Kai vs Some Masked Girl called Volvo or something, and Some chick dressed like a Stripper in a Biker Bar. 3 WAY MATCH, NO ELIMINATIONS. ONE FALL TO A FINISH, LAAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! Kai has being champion for a year, but it's not being impressive as you think since NXT and AEW have gutted the Indies, all that's left are these Lucha Wannabes and the Joshi Princesses. After the Match, if you could call it that, Delmi Exo accuses Contra of kidnapping Cesar. She wants a Match with Janai right now, so Kai accepts but it was a trap, But when Delmi fights off a Sendai Death Warrior with a chair, "The Kick Demon" books it!

So I Guess this match is now FALL COUNT ANYWHERE FOR THE OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Sure why not? MORE LAZY BOOKING! So Bad dude Tito and Matthew "Food At Home Seth Rollins" Justice had a fight in the crowd that dragged on, for the honour Justice's Manager Bill Alfonso, so there was a cause and story under all the garbage. Finish was Matthew Justice Recreating the New Jack Balcony dive through a table for 3....Minutes after Justice took Tito's Tequila screwdriver Finish through a different table for 2.

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-UPDATE

• World's: Satoshi Kojima
• OPENWEIGHT-MATTHEW JUSTICE
• Middleweight: Mistico
• tag: Contra (Minoru Sazuki and Ikaru Kwan)
• Featherweight: Janai Kai.

Next was a complete waste of time! Kojima, who will Put his world title belt on the line in the undercard for this show-Slaughterhouse came out for an interview.

Kojima can't speak English-NOT THAT IT MATTERED, because Contra Whailed on Satoshi until #NOMEANSNOBRO Matt Riddle came out a saved him, Sazuki accepted a challenge for the tag belts and called his opponents "Youngboys". They had a good match...until The heels went into Business for themselves and Ruined it with Blatant cheating. The Crowd crapped over the stupidity and i would too!

Next match was Atlantis Snr and jr and Star Jr vs Magnus, Felino and Barbario Cavenario. sorry I Said there names wrong! It's...

"MMMAAAAAG-NOOSE, FEEEEEEELLINO AAAAAAND, BARRRRRRBARRRRIOOOOO CAAAAAVENNNNNNNNARRRRRRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IIIIIII SOUND LIKE THE FUNNNNNKY PHANTON WHENITALKLIKETHIS! OR SNAGGLEPUSS EVEN!"

So as custom, This match was nothing but Flippies and Dippies. but Felino and Atlantis Senior doing the flippies and dippies at 60 plus each was impressive and the crowd was into it. Felino missed an elbow drop and Atlantis Jr. closed this match on a frog splash.

December 5th- Eric Bischoff' Presents One-shot, that will be the last Special i will do this year. They also revealed the next 2 shows: Kings of Coliseum on the 11th of January and Superfight on February 6th.

Dijak squashed two Azteca Henchmen for an angle got on the Mic and buried the Roster namely Kenta ("HE'S NEVER GOTTEN OVER THERE'S A GUY WHO STOLE HIS FINISH AND DOES IT BETTER THAN HIM") Riddle ("ONLY TIME RIDDLE IS A THREAT IS WHEN THE DISPENSERIE  DOESN'T CARRY HIS STRAND!") And he got into Lawlor's face and Lawlor despite Injuries fought off Dijak.

Tom Lawlor returned to the Booth for the main event. Mistico put his belt on the line against Averno and Titan. First of all Averno looks more like a Balding Plumber than Balding Plumber Moxley, and who ever called his small child in a Obese Uno, of the Dork Odour mask , "TITAN" Has a sick sense of Humour he was billed as 160 pounds-can this guy be 4 ft 11? Anyway you see one Mistico match you seen them all. Mistico uses a la Mistica to take out "Titan" and a second to tap out Plumber Averno! After the match, Mistico is unmasked by Pasta Carbanara or whatever his goofy name is! So Bicarbonate Soda cuts a promo in spanish, which Rob translate as, Mistico vs Barbario Cavenario at Kings of Coliseum next Year in Dallas! 

To finish the show, Telenovella Bullcrap to Write off Salina before her Full Term. They find Cesar tied to a chair and free him. Before Cesar can read the note he finds in his pocket. Salina's water breaks. and that's really how they end this show! 

Join me Next month for the last show of the year-MLW: ERIC BISCHOFF'S ONESHOT!

Slaughterhouse review is Cancelled

 Due to the risk of Storm Helene this week, Major league Wrestling has Cancelled This week's ppv quality special, Slaughterhouse and is already commencing Build for next month's Lucha Apocalypto show in Chicago.

As such there will be no review post next Monday!

I Urge all Readers and Followers in Florida and the Caribbean to stay safe in this trying time!

That is all.