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Do you know what's the Cruelest thing you can do to a fanbase?
That's give with one hand...and take away with the other!
British wrestling came back, but Freesports gave that Snake oil Merchant Dan Hinkles' 5starwrestling over Preston City wrestling( thankfully PCW is now on Showcasetv!)...because the marks at Freesports heard of the former wwe wrestlers in the former and never heard of anyone in the latter...then it closed it's doors without refunds given...But hey, WOS started filming in May...and by the time it made to air, Executive Meddling made it almost unwatchable.
In wwe, The year started with a Women's Rumble, A steady Women's Division and a feud between former friends that rivaled the intensity of Male Feuds, Culminating in a Women's ppv...That was barely Booked because Vince would rather take Saudi Blood Money!
Oh and Impact's PPVS can be watched in Britain....a Month after broadcast, because No Cred Ed doesn't want his fwelings hurt by those Mean Bloggers who can't pay rent when 5SHITE! can't show a ppv worldwide on time!
It was a Rough Year, But there was a few Diamonds, 5star had the 1st Match of the year Candidate with Matt Riddle vs Mark Haskins, A few Rivalries that burned, a few that fizzled out, A shocking revelation that shook the championship picture to it's core and we begin with not one, BUT TWO! Winners of my first Simpsons themed awards
THE 1ST CO-WINNER OF THE MY PLANET NEEDS ME AWARD FOR GOOD RIDDANCE GOES TO FIRSTLY....
ENZO AMORE
CONSENSUAL PENIS!
Okay, so the rape allegation against Eric Arndt was proven to be false, But as I said when the case was revealed on this blog, that Mr Arndt should have told Management the minute it came up, rather than it exploding in such a public way. With Innocence found but his wwe Career Over, What did "The Fakest Tool in the box" do? Start anew in Wrestling? Retire Gracefully?
No, he Released a music Video, depicting WRESTLING FANS , THE FANS WHO MOSTLY DEFENDED HIM, AS ABHORRENT BASEMENT DWELLERS! AND VERBALLY ATTACKING THE WOMAN WHO ACCUSED HIM!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVruAfu53z4
And if that not enough, there is only that stunt he pulled at Survivor Series 2 months ago and he is now banned for life from the Staples Centre!
But Enzo was not the only one people did middle fingers to behind his back as they marched on!
CO WINNER OF THE GOOD RIDDANCE AWARD
HIS NAME IS BIG FASS-CIST AND PUBLICLY SUPPORTS TRUMP AND YOU CAN'T REACH PEOPLE LIKE THAT, EVEN IF THEY ARE 7 FT TALL!
Props to Vince, (Until Recently) WWE has being an escape from the Political Turmoil in the News, But Big Cass has being a Bully, a Ticking time bomb, and just Unprofessional and a jealous Cock! He tried to beat up Main Event's Commentator Vic Joseph for even talking to Carmella, his former girlfriend, the limit was not listening to Vince's explicit orders not to attack a midget any harder than throwing him out the ring! He Didn't listen. So now Cass is gone, where do you think he will go now?
ONE THINGS FOR SURE, IT WON'T BE MEXICO!
(POST SCRIPT: Last Month, in the time of this post's release, William "Big Cass" Morrisey suffered a seizure inside a ring! Now, If this is the wake-up call for him to change is life around, good! But to all of your asking for his death, asking the death or misfortune of a stranger you never met is EXACTLY! What caused him to be fired, and i hope all who read this are better than that!)
MAUD'S FUNERAL (SADDEST MOMENT)
VADER: EXTINCTION OF A MASTODON
A lot of deaths this year and a lot of them shocked me. Nikolai Volkoff died of thirst and negligence, Brian Christopher Hung Himself over a DUI Charge, Jim Neidhart, one of the last toughnut wrestlers died of a fall and the death of Bruno Sammartino, Showed the world of wrestling the debt it paid to Bruno's career. But it was the death of Leon White, 2 years after being diagnosed with a Terminal Heart Defect! It broke my heart, as it did many, to see Vader snubbed without entry to the hall of fame.
With 3 uk companies getting tv deals, a lot of tv debuts happened this year, But none, in my Opinion made as much impact as this one!
THE DISCO STU FOR DEBUT OF THE YEAR!
JUSTIN SYSUM
SUPERHUMAN SHOWING
A former Hammer Thrower, and American Footballer, Sysum has being a top athlete in every sport he was in, However "The Fighting Pride Of the West Country" became the arc-point in the 10 week main story line of This year's Return of World Of Sport, eventually beating Rampage to become the 3RD champion in the new generation's history. A Mixture of Outstanding Physique and Acrobatic Prowess, put paid in the series Finale, after being screwed out of the title in week 1!
HER ASHES STOPPED THE MISSILE LAUNCH (EXIT OF THE YEAR)
An award, by definition, is given to celebrate an achievement.
But how can anyone Celebrate this?
ROMAN REIGNS!
He maybe Polarizing, but he doesn't deserve Leukemia! Please be Respectful to Roman's family at this most trying time!
And If you feel like it, please show support for your local Cancer Charities, anything as little as buying from a charity shop, or buying a ribbon or organizing a coffee morning for Nurses, anything can make a difference!
WORST. EPISODE. EVER! (STUPIDITY OF THE YEAR)
THE SAMI CALAHAN/ EDDIE EDWARDS INCIDENT...
"REMEMBER WHEN I NEARLY KILLED A MAN?
LET'S PUT IT ON A T-SHIRT!"
By in Large, Vince's Blood Money, Shane's Participation Trophy, Dan's Snake Oil and Jeff''s Pulled Plug at WOS is nothing compared to good old TNAWFUL!
In a long list of WWE table scraps to be fed to NO CRED ED! The former Solomon Crow, showed the world why his no talent ass never made tv tapings! Many were Mortified and Quick to blame Calahan this Blood curdling Botch on Eddie Edwards with a baseball bat, thankfully Eddie was such a professional and didn't sue Dumi Calahan or Impact, despite nearly losing an eye
( CONTENT WARNING! GRAPHIC IMAGE BELOW!)
Then Shop Impact a week later released these t-shirts!
So, the very idea that a company planned to make money off a man nearly dying because some Gobshite couldn't hit a Steel Chair THAT WAS BEING HELD IN PLACE!
It just shows that terrible truth in wrestling, that there is no such thing as Bad Publicity!
THE BELLA AWARD FOR WORST FEMALE
SCARLETT BORDEAUX
FEMME FATALE, MORE LIKE FAUX PAS!
Apart from acting like the second coming of Sunny, Having a smoke machine appear from nowhere like a superpower and have Dialogue that could have easily being replaced by her saying "Cock, Dick Penis" like a Pokemon and still have the same effect, WHAT EXACTLY HAS SCARLETT DONE OF MERIT?
Sure Carmella and Lana continue to be terrible Wrestlers, but at least they wrestled!
THE POOCHIE AWARD FOR WORST MALE
DAN HINCKLES
GIVING MAFFEW GREGG MORE MATERIAL FOR BOTCHAMANIA IN 2 MONTHS THAT WCW EVER DID IN 20 YEARS!
5starwrestling's time had being a drop in the water, but it's ripples may have changed the course of how UK wrestling is seen again! Sure, it Introduced Flash Morgan-Webster, BT Gunn, Zack Gibson and "English Lion" Eddie Ryan to new audiences and i'm glad that they are making respective homes in nxtuk and WOS, But let's not act like 5starwrestling wasn't doomed for failure. At the heart of it all The Booking by Dan Hinckles, who booked the homegrown talent like he has made CAWs in wwe 2k18 and gave them no skill points to fight the "real wrestlers". The show looked shoddy, loose ring ropes, minimalist entrances, and then despite the crowd in Belfast still showing up in the week of The beast from the east Snowstorm before Dan took the money and ran leaving those who spent money on the remaining 20 plus weeks of the tour without a way to get refunds! Hinckles has seemingly dropped off the face of the earth, but with 2 failed companies ending with liquidation and dodgy business practices, Noone will ever take him seriously again!
MARGE VS VIOLENT TELEVISION (FUNNIEST MOMENT)
JOEY RYAN'S "UNDERTAKER" ENTRANCE AT ALL IN
For all you scrotes that keep telling me i'm not a "real fan" for not covering New Japan, maybe if they got a British TV deal I would, I only review, TELEVISED! wrestling shows!
Still, Joey Ryan's "return after being murdered" by Hangman Page did creep into my TL ON TWITTER, (THAT'S @RealEnli by the way!) and well, some things can only be seen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvhyH7lGwRA
MOM THE VIGILANTE AWARD (BEST MALE MATCH)
In the midst of terrible matches with Brock, terrible storylines with Styles, Nakamura's run coming to a screeching halt! Spike not showing Impact ppv's at all and a Public Access channel showing them a month later, this year there has being few ppvs on my blog. so i have only seen 4 matches that have being really that good! over shadowed by a terrible double main event, this year's winner is
ZIGGLER VS ROLLINS AT SUMMERSLAM
HIDDEN GEM
As summerslam's opening contest it was up to the ic Champ Ziggler (who's winning the belt in the first place was a surprise to begin with!) The Match had everything the Raw Main event scene had lost: Back and forth action, Drama, Desperation, a Tease of a heel turn by Ambrose, (I guess you can call it Foreshadowing now!), And that Superplex into the Falcon Arrow Sequence will be used in best of 2018 youtube videos til the end of time!, Ending with Rollins Becoming the title's incumbent!
THE MARGE ON THE LAM AWARD (BEST FEMALE MATCH!)
On the flipside, the women division has had such a glorious year, Despite Crown Jewel, Carmella and whatever the fuck Sasha/Bayley was supposed to be! I omitted the best female match 12 months ago, and since then, from the rumble to Evolution, The women's Division Delivered, in a year the Men Didn't! Giving us the best Feud this YEAR! Regardless of Gender!
BECKY LYNCH VS CHARLOTTE FLAIR
IRISH REBELLION AGAINST THE QUEEN
With Carmella's title reign the complete antithesis to everything the women's division was working towards this year (You Need a Man to put your over as champion? REALLY?) When Becky Scratched and clawed to get to the title race again at summerslam, People were escatic...until Charlotte was added for no good reason, and when Charlotte stole her friends chance in August the writing was on the wall, so when Becky clocked Charlotte, the last thing management were expecting was the crowd erupting in cheers! And why not? It was years since WWE made Becky seem like a top contender. Actually the biggest fail was not making Becky Heel, but making Charlotte Likable, which was counter-intuitive to her facial expressions and shouts of "My Title" when she lost!
This Leads Nicely into...
THE MARGE FOR BEST FEMALE!
BECKY LYNCH
THE ONLY "MAN IN THE WOMEN'S DIVISION...EXPECT THAT ONE TIME DIXIE BOOKED ERIC YOUNG AS A WOMEN'S TAG CHAMPION!
It is without a doubt that Becky Worked her ass off this year!
In a Year that WWE has being.....hypocritical about the Booking of women in light of Crown Jewel. In what was supposed to be your typical "fORIEGNERS r eVIL!" Vince-Move, the crowd were having none of it! By Hell in a Cell, Becky's new found "The Man" demolished Charlotte Flair!
Which leads to to the final Award!
THE HOMER FOR BEST MALE
ROMAN REIGNS
A HERO IN EVERY WAY!
I've said enough above about Roman's Cancer Struggle, but I will repeat this: I WISH MR ANO'AI A SPEEDY RECOVERY AND BEST WISHES TO HIS FAMILY AT THIS TRYING AND DIFFICULT TIME!
