THE 600TH POST: MLW FUSION SPECIAL FANTASTICO MANIA PART 1 PLUS SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

 List of Champions-No Changes and some "at time of Filming "

World's: Killer Kross

Openweight: Austin Aries 

Middleweight: "Kushida "

Tag "The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Josh Bishop)"

Southern Crown: "Trevor Lee"

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

Filmed in April as part 1 of Fantasico Mania

Fourway Middleweight championship Kushida vs Taiji Ishimori vs Alan Angels vs Templario opens the show. Fourway March, one fall, no Eliminations, LAAAAAZZZZY BOOKING! It's time to do our favourite dance move. "Slide in, do a move, take a move, Slide Out!" Ishimori is still in good shape, I'm glad he took one look at tna back in the day and said "You know what, I don't need to break America!" Anyway,  despite being sick of multi man matches, this was wrestled at an exciting pace. Making the Heel finish by Kushida, a source of heat. As the Crowd didn't except this after an exciting match. After the match, Kushida baited Templario for a handshake. He will face Kushida in the CMLL portion of Fantasico Mania for the Middleweight championship In Mexico. 

Kojima is filmed eating Chicken-Number one Contender for the World Title, BTW.

Shotzi's Graveyard Shift was next with her guest, Scarlett Bordueax.  Pleasantries and Friendship is left at the door. Scarlett is what happened to women's Wrestling when Girls grew up idolising Sable. This brings out Lady Frost. Shotzi will give a title to whover wins between them.

Diego Hill laments his recent losses, until Mistico talks him out of it. 

MLW INSIDER: Rich Bochinni reports someone has attacked Southern Crown champion,  Trevor Lee backstage. 

Carolina Homecoming for LaBron Kozone. AKA a Squash match. After the match, LaBron asks Kojima who's eating a basket of Biscuits, to be his partner, Kojima agrees as long as they get more Biscuits.

Killer Kross has a message for Kojima, he just signed The contract for Main event for FANTASICO MANIA WEEK 3 in two weeks time. Teddy Long returns next week.

What was billed as a 3on2 Handicap match between the Contra Mercs and the Skyscrapers is now a six man, when Bishop Dyer "Returns". Yes Baron Corbin is back in the WWE, But since this was taped in April, his appearances are still being shown, however the Elephant in the room cannot be ignored; Dyer was still leaving for the WWE.  To the match, Big Meaty Men Slapping Meat. We do get a Surprise, Progress Wrestling's new Co-owner, Big Damo Comes out to take out Kruger.  Thanks to the Distraction, The Tag champions cheat to win against a shaken Contra Mercs. 

AND NOW TO MY ANNOUNCEMENT WHICH WILL BE MADE BELOW.

I'll go out and say it. Best to just rip the bandage off.

I have left X.

I still have my account, but from now on, all my contact will be through this blog, Bogger Box office and my Bluesky Account  which is called

 eamonnisenli.bsky.social

I couldn't take X anymore. I didn't join X. I joined Twitter. I can't take opening up that app and seeing people I follow being replaced by engagement bots and card Carrying Bigots. I'm sick of being followed by e-girls and accounts with no posts but 5 plus years of existence. 

So I'm moving on. To those who have followed me, like Really came into Contact with me, I would like to see you again in this new format. I know for many still on X, that you are doing the best you can to promote and Create. You keep Fighting that fight. But I feel that I can't on such a negative experience in the past years. Yes-I got so much views and many milestones in that time. 

But I wasn't Happy.

And if you cannot make people happy when you are not, Then you Won't, until you are!

I plan to do Polls on Bluesky For Reviews on Bogger Box Office, once I get back on my Feet. It'll be hard to say goodbye to so many of you, but for so those who are already there to greet me on the other side, I hope you're ready For A Journeyman to Walk among you.

With Loss, but hopefully, With Love,

Eamonn.

MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING FUSION EPISODE 203-BUYTEQUILABUYTEQUILABUYTEQUILABUYTEQUILA...

THE NEXT POST IS MY 600TH POST. PREPERATIONS ARE BEING MADE. 

List of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD and some "at time of Filming "

World's Killer Kross 

Openweight Austin Aries

Middleweight "Kushida" 

SOUTHERN CROWN "TREVOR LEE"

TAG: THE SKYSCRAPERS DIJAK AND JOSH BISHOP 

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

Welcome to a particularly sparce episode of MLW Fusion. Now, I know it's because they are just filming an hour of a 4 block as an episode each week, meaning you will get shows like this. But any attempt to make it entertaining for someone beyond myself maybe impossible. 

Out comes The Source for Tonight's Subtitle, Don Gato and his Bottle Girls in Lucha masks. To appease the CMLL deal with here is, fresh off Jobbing to Death Riders and Balding Plumbers, Titan vs Magnus was this a good match, it might be...if the camera didn't keep cutting to the TEQUILA MASCOT AND THE MODELS EVERY 5 SECONDS.  Oh, and the models were not smart to the business. So when the fight went to the outside, because in MLW, of course it does!, Magnus got in the girls' faces and didn't know what to do. They were paid to stand and that's what they did. Finish was Titan kicking Magnus in the head, a signal to go home, and a pin in the ropes.

Blood and Thunder TV Special is 4 weeks away, and the Fightland ppv is 8 weeks away.

The Skyscrapers cut a promo online, they want the Good Brothers, but they want to come out tonight to address some things about the team change.

Contra Mercs meet at of the match to drink more Fecking Tequila!

We get more extended scenes to that Bloody heart vignette from last week is actually for Former AEW Wrestler, Lady Frost. Shotzi vs Lady Frost for the title soon? Oh Yes Please!

Featherweight championship match Shotzi vs Kira, also from CMLL. Commentary are really taking the page out of Sockface's book by claiming a woman who had her first match being with her father in an exhibition at 14, makes her a Ten year Pro. Kira came out in a leotard that covered nothing! It got a rousing chant of "Happy Birthday" for nearly coming out in your birthday suit! Another squash match, too one sided, Did not need to a title match.

LaBron Kozone vs Okamura. No Teddy Long, Not even Kojima out. So we get no resolution to the CozyMax's split. Anyway, if you want to make stars, if you really want to use Veterans, have veteran that can still Go. Okamura did indie Crap for too long. 

Skyscrapers promo. Dijak says to hell with Teddy Long, they are Not The "New" Skyscrapers. They are The Only Skyscrapers. And they can do whatever they want. 

Gallus Video Package. They are now called GBOT-Glasgow Boys On Top.

6 man tag match: Contra Mercs (Doc Gallows, Karl Anderson and Krule Kruger) vs Contra (Ikuro Kwan Kushida and Kananga) Yes Finally we get the Name of the Flesh Golem they have in Contra, he is Kanaga, and is apparently "The Caribbean Butcher" that is the palest Caribbean I have ever seen, unless they found him face down in Gulf of Mexico! Anyway this match was Thrown out after five minutes when Kanaga put a black hole slam on Kruger and used it to drive a railroad spike into the eye socket of Kruger. The ref saw it before anyone else, so there was mass confusion to all parties who spilt up to fight all across the arena. But it wasn't over as the Tag champions attacked the Good Brothers as they Brawled Contra! 

And that was 40 minutes of Fusion! Next week all the fallout from the main event plus, Shotzi will have Scarlett as a guest on the Graveyard Shift. This is and more on my 600th Post-Plus My big announcement next week! 

MLW FUSION EPISODE 202: MURICA DAY EPISODE...FILMED IN APRIL!

 List Of CHAMPIONS-NO CHANGES and some "at time of Filming "

World's Killer Kross 

Openweight: Austin Aries 

Middleweight: "Kushida "

Tag: The Skyscrapers Dijak and Bishop Dyer 

Featherweight Shotzi Blackhart 

Filmed in April as part the Fantasico Mania event, this is episode 202 of Fusion. 

Cold Open to celebrate The Fourth of July....IN APRIL! Only to be hacked by Contra. The Serpent's voice disapproves of the fans not only celebrating Independence Day,  but wearing T-shirts of the Contra Mercs (the faction of the Good Brothers,  Krule and Shotzi who were ti reveal the name last week but it was cut for time.)

Straight to MLW Insider with Rich Bochinni. The Contract Status is in. And they are in an impasse. As such Bishop Dyer is locked out his contract. Which brings us to his partner Donovan Dijak. He has until the end of the show to find a new partner.

Bunkhouse Stampede for the Southern Crown championship. Eight Top mlw guys...one who doesn't work here and Jesus. More specifically;

Trevor Lee, Andrew Everett (Now doing an Andre the Giant Gimmick, he's a cruiserweight.!), Ikuro Kwan, The Beastman,  Dive bomb Diego Hill,  Jesus Rodriguez,  Paul "Noone expects Nick Bockwinkel from a Rookie" Hauser, Festus, Josh Bishop and Matthew Justice. 10 men, one fall, no Dq four separate camera feeds, LAAAAAZZZZY BOOKING! And this sparse Wrestling show is away with Festus activating. Has anyone explained why Gallows can just appear as Festus even though we know he is not....impaired? He cleans house and it just becomes a four camera clusterschmaltz. With no way to track or trace this match. After a while all the heavyweights Fought off, they Just Fought off! Leaving a more manageable Cruiserweight Match. But it's nearly over at this point, Cave in by Trevor Lee on his old Carolina running buddy , Everett. Lee is your new and first champion. 

Teddy Long returns, he's heading out when he bumps into Dijak. He tells Teddy if he thinks he hasn't thought of a plan already, he's mistaken.  Teddy had a funny line, that since he managed the original Skyscrapers, that he had a patent on the name.

Contra Mercs are in their Clubhouse, getting drunk off Tequila. 

Killer Kross photographed in shots and promotion in some Bollywood film that was never named. 

Teddy Long announces the entrance for  Lebron, is he Kozone's manager? I don't know. Kozone makes his debut. And I can already see it. Kozone is an African American with a Muscular Physique and dreadlocks. The Comparsion with WWE'S Oba Femi will haunt his career. And it shouldn't. Both are powerhouses but if LaBron can focus on the moves only he can do, like that Springboard elbow drop, he'll have a great career of his own. Anyway to the match. It was a squash of course being a debut. Alan Angels took the loss. Does mlw  not have a second Pin monkey?

After a Don Gato ad, we get the delightful (!) Image of a cow's heart covered by blood. Not what I wanted to watch with my breakfast yesterday,  I can tell you that much!

Karl Anderson vs Dijak as the main event. Adequately put together match. Dijak comes out with both tag belts. The bell rings, and Dijik immediately tries to ambush Karl with a Big boot, but it's a swing and a duck, Flair chops by Anderson to force Dijak to the outside. Dijak chokeslams "Machine Gun" onto the apron, and then he's thrown like a piece of garbage back in the ring. back from break, Dijak hits a slingshot elbow and a sleeper hold, Anderson fires back, but his Cutter is countered into an Airplane Crash, another chokeslam gets a 2 count. Moonsault from the big man misses, Anderson chops away at Donovan Dijak. Spinebuster by Anderson. Dijak with his discus boot which is the call for the Feast your Eyes. Dijak hits his Finish, but a cagey and sneaky roll-up by the veteran tag champion for the quick win in this main event.

After the match, Anderson is ambushed by Bishop....Josh Bishop, that is! He is the new Skyscraper. And if MSL Was still on tv this would still make sense as all 3 are (were?) members of Saint Laurent's World Titan Federation.

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD AND SOME "AT TIME OF FILMING "

World's Killer Kross 

Openweight Austin Aries 

Middleweight: "Kushida"

TAG:THE SKYSCRAPERS (DIJAK AND JOSH BISHOP)

SOUTHERN CROWN "TREVOR LEE"

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

MLW FUSION EPISODE 201: Lari-Art Appreciation Class

 3 POSTS LEFT TIL BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

List of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD 

World's: Killer Kross 

OPENWEIGHT: AUSTIN ARIES 

Middleweight: "Kushida"

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Filmed in Atlanta sometime in March 

Zamaya vs Priscilla Kelly. Being on the roster means Kelly at least got some shots in, but you knew this was still a match to feed Zamaya before winning the belt.

CMLL Package, which confirms what will be billed as a "Fantasico Mania" themed Fusion capping off these Atlanta Tapings

Austin Aries celebrate his title win tonight, cutting a promo that was interrupted by Diego Hill, but before he came out, Austin declared he will put the belt up in all his appearances. So Diego wants his shot and after he was insulted by Aries, he threw a Super kick at the Openweight champ.

Kojima returns to teach his new Protege LaBron Kozone and the Secret of the Lariat. Kojima's English hasn't improved and I suppose they are doing this instead of him confronting Okamura because neither can promo in English. Kojima meets Kozone and brings him to a literal "Learning Tree" where they bruise themselves hitting a white oak. Then they remove their shirts to do the pec dance and it gets too silly!

Speaking of Silly,  someone who is no longer that is the newly repackaged Paul "The Mercenary " Hauser, one of Eight men in next week's Bunkhouse Stampede for the freshly minted Southern Crown championship, vs Bryce Cannon. With a new ring gear, based on his character in Naked Gun and a new attitude. Hauser no longer wrestles like an ECW Grado, but with real love and skill. He even won with a Texas Cloverleaf and when was the last time you saw that?

Southern Crown championship announcement of who is the inaugural match next week: Trevor Lee, Diego Hill, Jesus Rodriguez,  Doc Gallows (As Festus), Paul Hauser, Matthew Justice, Andrew Everett and The Beastman

MLW INSIDER WITH RICH BOCHINNI: This week, There is news of a contract dispute with management and Bishop Dyer. Dyer, no doubt in a slam piece to WWE stars Roman Reigns and CM Punk, has hired an entertainment Agent and demands Limo Service, 6 star hotel stays and promotional spots for his Coffee brand. Despite dealings in Mexico, Court Bauer himself will announce the Resolution to Dyer's Crazy Demands.

Billed as a surprise, they didn't add this to the video description on YouTube, So this was a great match as always from these two, it's just a Shame Austin Aries has a barrier to do better things and that is being Austin Aries. He could be doing better in WWE as a coach in the Developmental Centre or Ring of Honour, if he didn't pull what he pulled in TNA to Christie Hemme and never apologized. Anyway good match, intense back and forth, great psychology.  Finish was a master class in Heel work, no Crotch shots needed! Austin drew the ref, belt shot to Hill, knocked him out, put him in the Last Chancery, and then the Brainbuster to get a vainglorious win.

The Serpent reveals himself...or at least his Silhouette. And that makes believe the Serpent could also be former Contra member and Backstage handler Josef Samael. They are really launching red herrings left and right, aren't they?

Hammerstone makes his way to Commentary to scout Matt Riddle.

Main Event-Matt Riddle vs Trevor Lee. An Attempted Sneak Attack by Riddle thwarted by Lee. Riddle hits a An Arm Drag and starts Hotdogging. Lee with a waistlock and he hotdogs and Riddle hates that! Lee hits an Armdrag of his own and nearly wins with An Oklahoma Roll. Alex and Tom Lawlor, strike each other's nerves on commentary. Leglock by Lee while all this is going on. Riddle escapes by backing into a corner, yes kicks by Matt, arm drag after a swing and a duck and it's now All Lee with an Arm bar, Irish whip, atomic drop and a Shin kick. Lee forced ringside and on the apron, gets a final Flash from Riddle, who jumps down to get in Alex Hammerstone's face.

Back from Break, Riddle hits a Fisherman's suplex, a clothesline and a t-bone Suplex and goes straight into an Arm Bar. Lee Counters into a Sleeper attempt, settles for a victory Roll, Kick out! Final Flash countered into a Collision Course, A final Flash of Lee's Own, Cave In countered into another Final Flash Knee only gets 2, Back and Fourth strikes, Moonsault attempt by Riddle, but lee jumps to the ropes like a cat, suplex, cave in attempt, Ref Bump and Distraction, roll up and a Pull of the tights for a cheap win for Matt Riddle. Riddle gets in Alex Hammerstone's face and he punches him the hell out. It's chaos once again to end this episode of Fusion!

Next week, The Southern Crown championship Bunkhouse Stampede hits Atlanta, So in his home town Teddy Long has an announcement. With the Tag belts in question, Donovan Dijak will face Karl Anderson. And the Chairman makes his decision on Dyer's Future. All this and more on A show, recorded in April for The Fourth of July.

ALL THIS AND MORE ONLY FROM THE OFFICES OF ENLIGHTENED TOWERS!

MLW FUSION EPISODE 199-200

4 POSTS TILL BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

List of Champions-No Changes but some champions were "at time of Filming"

World's Killer Kross

Openweight "Blue Panther "

Middleweight "Kushida"

Tag The Skyscrapers Dijak and Bishop Dyer 

Featherweight Shotzi Blackhart 

Episodes 199 and 200 filmed as a double feature because if you look at the first 4 matches...well, they made the right Choice!

Filmed as the remaining half of the Lucha Apocalypto event filmed in February, this is episodes 199 and 200 of Fusion 

Episode 199-Oops! All Squashes!

Sobernaro vs Neon start the show with the cold open of what happened last week with the dq finish of the world title match. Flippies and Dippies, and a lot of moves that could be finishers being kicked out of 1. Sobernaro gets heat by kissing Female hecklers (God, I hope they are plants!) Finish was Sobernaro distracting the ref by feigning seeing a run in, a nut shot on Neon and a Sidewalk slam to end this. 

Okamura vs local competitor. Absolute squash one sided and just lame. You couldn't use this match to build a new star?

Kojima returns next week. How will he react to his Friend Okamura becoming his enemy?

Backstage Kross was to accompany Scarlett for her match but gets annoyed by Riddle who has Hammer in two weeks (I.E next week's post.)

Scarlett vs Blair Onyx, who looks like a Brunette Alexa Bliss Tribute dressed in a Spiderman onesie. And as a tribute act, she bites Scarlett's ass during the Stinkface and hits a sister Abigail because of course. Then Scarlett hits a Clothesline and then Scarlett letter for the win.

Shotzi in a Forest does Scooby Doo crap in the forest lake where Krule was buried. (I thought it was a Tar pit!) He is revived by the Featherweight champion via a Car Battery which she just happened to carry in her backpack. 

Fantasico Mania mention. Fantasico Mania was the joint ppv with New Japan and CMLL during Wrestlemania week which will become the next block of tapings.

Alexander Hammerstone vs Sweaty Grandpa. Hammerstone tears off his mask, even though Sweaty Grandpa doesn't wrestle in a mask. Everyone goes to the outside way too often In this promotion, But Hammerstone at the very least has his assaults look more deliberate than anyone else. Ultimo Guerrero has more on the tank to Hotdog during this match, but Hammerstone with a Ref Bump and Nightmare Pendulum ends Sweaty Grandpa. After the match Riddle is interviewed by Rob Drombroski and calls Hammer trash and they end this hour with a pull apart brawl.

Episode 200-Rise of Krule, Loss of Aura!

Openweight championship sees the 43-year veteran, Blue Panther vs the ever Divisive and Acerbic Austin Aries. Hammerlock exchange hammerlocks but he beats on an Elderly man, however it's not as one sided as you think, as the Crowd rallies to the side of the Legend, and it builds up the momentum for a suicide Dive. Aries comes to ambush Blue Panther with a chair, but Diego Hill, who had been mentored by Panther stops it, but Hill accidentally gets taken out by Blue Panther flying Senton. He gets thrown back in by Aries, hit by a flying knee and then when put In a Last Chancery, Blue Panther doesn't answer the ref, so he's done. But that doesn't mean Aries is done, as he tries to tear off Blue Panther's mask and when Hill stops it, gets Spat on for his troubles. Aries is your new Openweight champion and I bet he won't shut up about it!

Backstage: The Skyscrapers invade Shotzi's Locker room as they didn't get one. After Dire spits into her helmet. Security throws her out. 

Zamaya vs Lili Ruiz, she gets an entrance so she's probably on the roster. Didn't save her from Zamaya. 

Backstage, Shotzi vents to Krule. so Krule is now Dixie-Era Abyss, he was a monster heel, now he a simp for a Face girl for no good reason!

Mistico vs Templario was officially billed as the main event, but we would have Krule vs Bishop Dyer later on. Mistico and Templario had a great match as always.  Flippies and Dippies as Standard, but unlike the other Lucha match, Templario has groundwork to rise up the high-flying moves, plus the rep of Mistico and the fact Templario is the only man to beat Mistico in MLW, means there is a story that can be told. Good back and forth, dynamite action and a Fiery crowd after what Aries did. Finish was a hard Irish whip into a flashy la Mistica. After the match Don Gato offers a bottle of Tequila to toast for 200 episodes of MLW!

MLW Insider with Rich Bochinni. He reports that since Cesar's Disappearance, Owner of MLW, Court Bauer will take over day to day management. He also says Killer Kross will defend his title on his international dates. 

Blood and Thunder is 8 weeks away and will be a tv special. 

Dyer vs Krule is your bonus match for the evening. My Comparison to Abyss for Face Krule still stands. He now has a girl for no reason and his Aura is gone! He could barely beat Dyer who despite being Tag champion is booked to lose constantly and by his own Stupidity. Case in Point, Krule wins with the ddt on Dyer's own tag belt. After the match Dijak blindsides Krule and ties him to the ropes to attack Shotzi until the Good Brothers make the save. And we end the 200th episode with Gallows, Anderson, Shotzi and Kruger getting legless on Tequila.

List of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD and one more champion in time of Writing 

World's: Killer Kross 

OPENWEIGHT: AUSTIN ARIES 

Middleweight "Kushida"

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

NEXT WEEK ON Fusion: We are in Atlanta for announcement on the Southern Crown championship.  Trevor Lee will be in action, Paul Walter Hauser will have promo time, Kojima returns and as stated, Matt Riddle will face Hammerstone. 

MLW FUSION EPISODE 198: A SECURITY LEDGE MADE OF TIN FOIL!

 5 POSTS LEFT TIL 600TH POST AND ANNOUNCEMENT 

List of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD and some "at time of Filming"

World's: Killer Kross

Openweight: "Blue Panther "

Middleweight: "Kushida "

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

FEATHERWEIGHT: SHOTZI BLACKHART 

Previously filmed In February as part of what was supposed to be The Lucha Apocalypto event. This is episode 198 of Major League Wrestling Fusion.

Middleweight championship Kushida vs Alan Angels, a match we were to have last episode. Angels finally get to prove he can go, now he has washed off the Dork Odour! But it's Kushida I need to commend, as he doing the best work of his career. Turning heel and changing his gear to black karate gi is getting him Nuclear heat. If they let him do this wwe he wouldn't have left. Great match with these two. Finish was a ref bump and a low blow. To cement the heel turn, Kushida wouldn't let go of the Hoverboard Lock. And the bell rang throughout. Kushida celebrated by giving Okamura a Contra Shirt.

Kross on his thoughts on tonight's Main Event against Matt Riddle. He says Matt Riddle's greatest weapon is his mind. He can get you by being personable. Which is why he liked him on the first place, and why he feels they are so alike.

Backstage Hammer wants to beat up Riddle, but refs and officials break it up. Later we learn Hammerstone is ejected from the building. 

Josh Bishop vs Matthew Justice, Chicago Street Fight. This was in their taping in Cicero, Illinois. Is this the Building where the Hall's Owner actually went and told Matthew Justice not to do a stage dive in his premise? even again, because if it is, Justice can't fully blame the bottle of tequila he Stole from Don Gato as an excuse as he stood on a security gate in the nosebleeds, and the gate BENT! Under the weight of the 6ft giant and as he fell, completely missed Bishop prone on the table. The Ref, having the sense to Go Home, meant the finish was still a reckless table spot, a powerbomb from a smaller platform in the Crowd. ROTTEN MATCH!

Hype for the 200th episode 

Southern Cross championship Confirmed. actually, it's the Southern CROWN, it's intended to be quote "A Love letter To the Southern Territories." And it's inaugural Champion will be crowned in Atlanta in fittingly a Bunkhouse Stampede. 

Killer Kross vs Matt Riddle 2 for the World's Title, Riddle can still fight and wrestle, but he's embraced his scummy behaviour as his Gimmick. Lock Up after a tentative start. Headlock takeover by cross as Riddle goes for the Sleeper. The champion points at Riddle as if to say "I got Your Number!" and that sends Riddle over the edge! Riddle Puts on the choke again, but he breaks it to slap Kross on the Ass! Riddle Just doesn't want to play ball, as he could go for the pin any time, but is too busy swearing at kids and Hot women. Back from the Break, Riddle has a Cross Arm Breaker on Kross Double knockdown spot with the challenger up first. Floating Bro catches the knees, Kross up with Death Valley Driver gets 2, Riddle fights back with a cutter, and that only gets 2, Jackknife, Final Flash, Another after a Fake out Jackknife, Bro-Ton gets countered in Sleeper of Cross' own, Riddle gets to the ropes, Doomsday Saito, Kross Jacket Choke countered into a Piggyback Stunner, Kross went for a second, But Out comes Alexander Hammerstone into the ring to whale on both competitors, and the show ends with a No Contest, as the crowd Boos loudly!

Cesar Duran returns but his announcement is hijacked by Contra. A Voice claims he has taken Out the Chairman and Contra is now In full Control. The Serpent has Slithered into MLW, And Its Coils Surround everything!

I Don't know who the Serpent is but watch it be Cesar the whole time Playing both sides to gain trust with management, that would be the kind of 4-dimensional Chess move Cesar would do! 

See you next week for More MLW Fusion!

Taste test 2k26: TAYTO CANDY FLOSS FLAVOURED CRISPS-WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE?

 This week I was doing my Grocery Run whilst Drafting the Madame Web Review, when I found something that practically fell on my lap to be reviewed.

Remember when I reviewed the Cola Bottle Flavoured Taytos back In 2022? And at the time I derided Tayto that no way would they ever create something so stupid ever again?

THAT WASN'T A CHALLENGE, TAYTO!

No really this exists, they thought that this was a good idea, I know Tayto has to have a Limited Edition Every Summer since they started doing them but instead of going on about, whether they could, they needed think about if they should!

So here's the Breakdown of the Vital Statistics. 

TAYTO CANDY FLOSS FLAVOURED POTATO CRISPS!

Packaging: Sky Blue and Pastel Pink gradients in and out of each other. Mr Tayto holds a Stick of candyfloss behind the logo. Underneath the Logo, the Words Candy Floss in blue and pink letters. Underneath that are Photos of the Crisps and I Cannot tell if it's because of lighting, or the metallic Foil they use, but does the Crisps have Granules of Sugar on them?

Calorie Count: 184 calories in a 35g bag (Probably less after you Vomit most of this crap up!)

Flavour: The Staple of Funfairs and Coastal Towns the World over, Candy floss is heated sugar spun in a Centrifuge until it becomes fibrous on a paper stick and "Flavoured" with Blue or pink syrup. It's sweet, but that's about it. It's not really filling. To me Candy Floss doesn't taste like Anything. 

Taste: opening the pack there is a Smell, that shouldn't come from a packet of crisps, a heady waft of Sweet smells Invades my nostrils. There is something off putting about having crisps smell as sickly sweet as a bottle of Children's Cough Medicine. Taking a crisp out for inspection, there is no sugar on it's surface. It looks like a regular crisp-And that frightens me! No time like the present!

......

Remember I said Candy Floss tastes like nothing to me? That's how it feels; like Sugar and Fried potatoes. Despite my Hyperbole earlier that this shouldn't be fit even for animal consumption, it could be worse; they could have tasted like Strawberries, not just smells like them! Otherwise, it would go from uninteresting to Disgusting very quickly. This is quite possibly the most Forgettable Flavour OF ANYTHING! I've taste tested in years!