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Backstage arrivals earlier today show Oba Femi boxing a Heavy Bag, and the arrivals of Aldis, Gunther, The Bella Sk*nks and the Fatal Str*ppers. And CM PUNK and Cody Rhodes 

Iyo Sky vs Chicken Waitress for the Raw World Women's Championship. It started alright, but as soon as Iyo started pointing to her head, she has to remind us that she's Craze-O, Doing reckless Sh*t! Ending with Iyo giving Liv the Bullet Train on the ring post-HOW THE HELL DID LIV NOT DIE FROM THAT? Despite nearly having her ribcage nearly popped like a pimple, Liv retains her title.

Backstage the Bloodline prepared for their match against Solo, Knight and Keyes next.

Whoever told Jacob Fatu to crawl like a dog in time to his music so he can do something while 

Jey Does a Yeet...He Or she should be fired! That was Aura Stealing. Solo Sikoa's new Gimmick is that he is as CRAZE-O AS IYO! Faces got the win. What more does L.A. Knight has to do to get to the World Title picture?

WWE Paid rights to Oasis for Nick Aldis' Entrance? And his family is at ringside? OH, HIS ASS IS LOSING! Okay despite my Snarkiness, this was a great match. Wade Barrett was a good choice to call this match, as he was emotionally invested in the man who gave him his first professional match. Wade Never Sat down, he was that involved. I was made to believe that Aldis had a chance, so great action, good back and forth and they told a Phenomenal story. After the loss, Nick Aldis is joined by his wife Mickie James and his son Donovan to a standing ovation. 

Bella S**nks and Paige vs The Fatal Str**pers. I know a Toilet Break when I see one! I don't see why Hunt-Uh is so dahm obsessed with Making Lacey Negligee A Star. But seeing she's a Woman with Black hair, a Peanut shaped head, a toothy grin, and a voice that can break glass! Maybe Ole Hunt-uh! Has a type! And in the stupidest heel turn Nikki attacks Paige for stealing her Spotlight....Even though replacing yourself with her was YOUR! Idea!

Undisputed championship match. I was so invested in this match; I didn't take notes. "Cody Hogan" Didn't get as much cheers as he would, the Crowd are starting to get annoyed by Cody once again. C M Punk retained with the unknown help of the returning Randy Orton. Of you were wondering who's next or even who's left, Orton is back after Treating Pat MAGAfee as Scorched Earth.

And your main event for night one. Hell In A Cell, The tiebreaker between Oba Femi and Brock Lesner. 3 Suplexes that Oba absorbed. Then the Furniture came out so it was no longer a Wrestling match. But Oba took one hell of a beating- 3 F5s a few Suplexes, and even A Tombstone on exposed planks and Oba rose like a movie monster. Fall from Grace on the wood and Brock loses 1-2 in the feud. After the match Brock more or less confirmed he is retiring. He called himself the past and Oba the Future.  Michael Cole went on to finish the show by saying Oba Femi is now "The Next Big Thing!"

Night Two- Say What You Will about Tony Khan, He Would Never Put Danhausen On Pay-per-view!

Backstage arrivals,  Danhausen's Ice-cream Van, Dom, Charlotte, Jade, Chelsea, Tiffy, Trick/Lash Baron, Seth and Roman

Number one Contenders match is now A Fourway, Sami Zayn vs Finn Balor vs Gunther vs the returning Kevin Kevin Owens, who was on the shelf for 15 months due to neck injury. We have to make every important match multi-person, don't we? So immediately 2 are Taken out so they languish at ringside til their turn. This became a schmaltz but, in the end, Owens Stuns Sami to become number one Contender to Cody Hogan.

United States championship. This was a given that Baron Corbin was to win a title in his return. Though setting up putting his hands on the Face's Heelish Rapper with Too much Free time Manager and putting him through a table sets up a rematch

5 woman ladder match for the women championship- Tiffy versus Jane Versus Chelsea vs Lash vs Charlotte. 3 Green girls, Chelsea who is Indie-Minded like her husband, Matt "Don't call me A Jobber" Cardona, and Charlotte, admittedly a World class Athlete, and former World's Champion, but one with documented Knee Injuries. So, this went as well as so expected. It was a Clusterschmaltz that needed 3 different cameras to follow groups. After everyone was taken out, it was Chelsea, knocked out hung up in the tree woe on the ladder, who woke up and won to big cheers. The fans clearly want new Stars, but now the trajectory is "Rhea Comes Back-Beats Comedy Heel Easily!" And somehow this was not the worst ladder match of the night! That dishonour goes to...

Human Monies on a Pole Match (BRO AND NU YAHK SOUNDS INTENSIFIES!) 

At this point, I was fighting sleep, it was 2am GMT. Danhausen can only work with people his size, once the T-shirt sales are down, He will be Jobbing to new Monster heels forever. They tried for competitive, then when McDumbass interfered out came the Minihausens. One may have been, if Michael Cole is to be believed, that Bull Midget when they made The Colons Bullfighters. Finish was Dom going for the Frog Splash until Danhausen Cursed the ring post and Dom got a Firework up the arse! The Winnerhausen is Danhausen. 

Ic title match. Chad Gable is looking for redemption and forgiveness for being Grande Americano, in front of his family, in his hometown...he finally becomes a singles champion defeating Penta ....and WWE IMMEDIATELY TURNS THIS HEARTFELT MOMENT INTO AN ADVERT FOR ROOT BEER, WITH A CLOWN WITH A BULLDOG HEAD GYRATING TO GABLE'S MUSIC!

"And Everyone Hated That!"

Wwe Championship Match Roman Reigns vs Seth Rollins Again. Controversial Take Time...

I Did not care for these two always coming back to face each other. It insists on itself. They wanted to book this match like the Stone Cold Vs Rock match at Wrestlemania 17, But That match only worked because both did moves from their early careers to show how much they grew in 4 years of feuding, while in comparison, Roman just learned ONE SUBMISSION HOLD IN 12!

At this point it was heading towards 3 in the morning and this match refused to end! Maybe that's why I'm a little annoyed by this match. The finish when it finally happened Contained a Ref Bump, and Reigns was going to recreate the Shield Split with a steel chair. but they just throw fists. Rollins' Pedigree is countered into a Spear as the Ref Gains Consciousness, While I, at 3:45, slipped out of mine!

Thank you for waiting! Renovation Plans for my home is on the horizon. But I will be back Monday with MLW Fantastico Mania week 4 results on Monday. The Next PPV either is Money in the Bank or Fightland, but the plans to draft the final half of Cassandra starts This weekend. Next tuesday I will have my Rest of the Year Schedule a complete battleplan of every review Til Christmas.

I am now Full-time on Bluesky!

You can find me at eamonnisenli.bsky.social 

 

MLW FUSION FANTASICO MANIA WEEK 3: DOOKIE. HE NAMED HIMSELF. DOOKIE!

 List Of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD and Some "at time of Filming "

World's Killer Kross 

Openweight Austin Aries 

Middleweight "Kushida "

Southern Crown "Trevor Lee "

Tag "The Skyscrapers" (Dijak and Josh Bishop)

Featherweight Shotzi Blackhart 

Who are Dookie and Desperado-AND WHY SHOULD WE CARE? We had no promo, or video packages to big up these two Masked morons? Anyway Flippies and Dippies with The match starting with Sweaty Grandpa whipping his dripping wet leather jacket at Mistico. Anyway Flippies and Dippies. After 6 minutes. Mistico hits la Mistico on the broken down lard lump. Through Subtitles, Mistico wants the Openweight championship Now, so Austin leaves with his tail between his legs.

Backstage in the Clubhouse, The Good Brothers issue a challenge to the Skyscrapers for 2 weeks time, A Tornado tag match for the belt. 

Glasgow Boys make their debut. It'll be Wolfgang and Joe Coffey Squashing Okamura and Ikuro Kwan. TOP HEEL FACTION IN THE COMPANY, BTW!

Rich Bochinni interviews The Skyscrapers. They except the challenge. 

LaBron Kozone gives a Statement on Teddy Long. Whoever supposedly did this to a guy who wasn't even the Building, is gonna get it!

Big Damo vs Krule ended in no Contest after Contra interfered. But we left on an important note, as the good brothers were stalled by the Sendai Death Squad, the lights went out and a fireball flashed in the ring. When the lights came back on, Josef Samael was standing in the ring over a prone Krule. The Serpent has revealed himself!

If you are looking for Summerslam results, please come back Tomorrow (4th of August,  2026)

MLW FUSION FANTASICO MANIA WEEK 2: Once in a Circle that's a Square, I beat a man that wasn't there!

List of Champions-No Changes and "some at time of Filming"

World's: Killer Kross

Openweight: Austin Aries

Middleweight: "Kushida "

Southern Crown: "Trevor Lee"

Tag : "The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Josh Bishop)"

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

Filmed in April as part of Its Fantasico Mania Taping. 

Heavyweight Contract signing. Matt Riddle Comes out with Kross and says he has being training with Kross. Yes, the Heel former champion and real life Sleazebag, who was defeated by the current Champion. Maybe someone should Recant the tale of "The Farmer and The Snake" to Kross. Introduced and adjudicated by Rich Bochinni, out comes Kojima, they are about to sign, but out comes The Skyscrapers and then Austin Aries, Butthurt that Kojima was called "The Greatest Champion" In MLW. Josh Bishop asks if Matt Riddle passed a "P*ss Test", So it'll be Josh Bishop vs Matt Riddle.  The Contract is Signed with Austin staking a claim to the title.

LaBron Kozone vs Andrew Everett was the Opener. Everett is a pupil of the Hardy Brothers so he knows how to put together a match and work to a loss competitively. The whole "In my Mind, I'm seven feet tall" Gimmick isn't working for me, but, any comedy spots where Everett failed to lift LaBron were the only opening LaBron had. Still a Squash, but LaBron had to work for this W.

GBOT Makes their debut. Mark Coffey wants the Southern Crown championship currently held by Trevor Lee.  Does that mean It was The Glasgow Boys who attacked Trevor Lee. Given what anyone who can just look up Wiki page can they you, we can by lead to believe it was, but why not just say it outright?

MLW X STARDOM Video Package. That will be the next block of tapings, taken from the unnamed Pay-per-view back in July. We are nearly caught up.

Out Comes Priscilla "Tampon Girl" Kelly for her revenge match against Zamaya. She was going to cut a promo, but so much for that! If I were to cut and paste the review of the match these women already had, would you notice? I was tempted to do so, but unlike MLW foisting 3 month or less shows as brand new, I don't insult my audience's intelligence!

Jumbo "The Big 400" is coming to MLW 

Contra Mercs backstage call out Big Damo. Shotzi tries to get the mlw website on a windows 95.

Contra supposedly takes out Teddy Long. We only heard he was here, and we haven't seen him all episode. 

He wasn't even There! It were Owen!

Austin Aries comes out to join commentary!

So, is Matt Riddle a Face now, or just one by default since everyone hates The Skyscrapers? Riddle comes out with a Flurry of Blows, But Josh Bishop stops it cold with just one. Front Suplex and What's this-All night ever match was in the ring-and Only now to sell a main event, they go to the outside? How long will this last?  Austin Aries derides the skyscrapers. Flair Chops by Bishop in the corner, out of the Corner A sidewalk Slam gets 2 and that's the Break Spot. After Paid Promotion, Riddle has a Guillotine Choke on the Big-man, Suplex to get out of it and a Powerbomb. It's all Bishop, so why are Dijak and Dyer coming out? This brings out the Good Brothers. And of course that means they Fought Off! They Just Fought Off! RK-BRO And the Bro-ton gets the 3.

as the credits roll, we get Pre-tape of Big Damo, the new member of Contra calling out the "Traitor" Krule for next week. Speaking of...

Next week, despite being Summerslam weekend, Tuesday's post will not a triple feature. On the Bank Monday-August 3rd. I will have Fusion same as always on Monday, which will be launched from home. The next day I will have both nights of Summerslam. Though keep in mind I will be going like the Winds Of Hell all next weekend. It's just that the Anomaly that is the Bank Holiday still exists in a world that no longer needs it. So look out for both links on both days on my Bluesky Account

eamonnisenli.bsky.social 

And I will see you all next time. 

THE 600TH POST: MLW FUSION SPECIAL FANTASTICO MANIA PART 1 PLUS SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

 List of Champions-No Changes and some "at time of Filming "

World's: Killer Kross

Openweight: Austin Aries 

Middleweight: "Kushida "

Tag "The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Josh Bishop)"

Southern Crown: "Trevor Lee"

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

Filmed in April as part 1 of Fantasico Mania

Fourway Middleweight championship Kushida vs Taiji Ishimori vs Alan Angels vs Templario opens the show. Fourway March, one fall, no Eliminations, LAAAAAZZZZY BOOKING! It's time to do our favourite dance move. "Slide in, do a move, take a move, Slide Out!" Ishimori is still in good shape, I'm glad he took one look at tna back in the day and said "You know what, I don't need to break America!" Anyway,  despite being sick of multi man matches, this was wrestled at an exciting pace. Making the Heel finish by Kushida, a source of heat. As the Crowd didn't except this after an exciting match. After the match, Kushida baited Templario for a handshake. He will face Kushida in the CMLL portion of Fantasico Mania for the Middleweight championship In Mexico. 

Kojima is filmed eating Chicken-Number one Contender for the World Title, BTW.

Shotzi's Graveyard Shift was next with her guest, Scarlett Bordueax.  Pleasantries and Friendship is left at the door. Scarlett is what happened to women's Wrestling when Girls grew up idolising Sable. This brings out Lady Frost. Shotzi will give a title to whover wins between them.

Diego Hill laments his recent losses, until Mistico talks him out of it. 

MLW INSIDER: Rich Bochinni reports someone has attacked Southern Crown champion,  Trevor Lee backstage. 

Carolina Homecoming for LaBron Kozone. AKA a Squash match. After the match, LaBron asks Kojima who's eating a basket of Biscuits, to be his partner, Kojima agrees as long as they get more Biscuits.

Killer Kross has a message for Kojima, he just signed The contract for Main event for FANTASICO MANIA WEEK 3 in two weeks time. Teddy Long returns next week.

What was billed as a 3on2 Handicap match between the Contra Mercs and the Skyscrapers is now a six man, when Bishop Dyer "Returns". Yes Baron Corbin is back in the WWE, But since this was taped in April, his appearances are still being shown, however the Elephant in the room cannot be ignored; Dyer was still leaving for the WWE.  To the match, Big Meaty Men Slapping Meat. We do get a Surprise, Progress Wrestling's new Co-owner, Big Damo Comes out to take out Kruger.  Thanks to the Distraction, The Tag champions cheat to win against a shaken Contra Mercs. 

AND NOW TO MY ANNOUNCEMENT WHICH WILL BE MADE BELOW.

I'll go out and say it. Best to just rip the bandage off.

I have left X.

I still have my account, but from now on, all my contact will be through this blog, Bogger Box office and my Bluesky Account  which is called

 eamonnisenli.bsky.social

I couldn't take X anymore. I didn't join X. I joined Twitter. I can't take opening up that app and seeing people I follow being replaced by engagement bots and card Carrying Bigots. I'm sick of being followed by e-girls and accounts with no posts but 5 plus years of existence. 

So I'm moving on. To those who have followed me, like Really came into Contact with me, I would like to see you again in this new format. I know for many still on X, that you are doing the best you can to promote and Create. You keep Fighting that fight. But I feel that I can't on such a negative experience in the past years. Yes-I got so much views and many milestones in that time. 

But I wasn't Happy.

And if you cannot make people happy when you are not, Then you Won't, until you are!

I plan to do Polls on Bluesky For Reviews on Bogger Box Office, once I get back on my Feet. It'll be hard to say goodbye to so many of you, but for so those who are already there to greet me on the other side, I hope you're ready For A Journeyman to Walk among you.

With Loss, but hopefully, With Love,

Eamonn.

MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING FUSION EPISODE 203-BUYTEQUILABUYTEQUILABUYTEQUILABUYTEQUILA...

THE NEXT POST IS MY 600TH POST. PREPERATIONS ARE BEING MADE. 

List of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD and some "at time of Filming "

World's Killer Kross 

Openweight Austin Aries

Middleweight "Kushida" 

SOUTHERN CROWN "TREVOR LEE"

TAG: THE SKYSCRAPERS DIJAK AND JOSH BISHOP 

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

Welcome to a particularly sparce episode of MLW Fusion. Now, I know it's because they are just filming an hour of a 4 block as an episode each week, meaning you will get shows like this. But any attempt to make it entertaining for someone beyond myself maybe impossible. 

Out comes The Source for Tonight's Subtitle, Don Gato and his Bottle Girls in Lucha masks. To appease the CMLL deal with here is, fresh off Jobbing to Death Riders and Balding Plumbers, Titan vs Magnus was this a good match, it might be...if the camera didn't keep cutting to the TEQUILA MASCOT AND THE MODELS EVERY 5 SECONDS.  Oh, and the models were not smart to the business. So when the fight went to the outside, because in MLW, of course it does!, Magnus got in the girls' faces and didn't know what to do. They were paid to stand and that's what they did. Finish was Titan kicking Magnus in the head, a signal to go home, and a pin in the ropes.

Blood and Thunder TV Special is 4 weeks away, and the Fightland ppv is 8 weeks away.

The Skyscrapers cut a promo online, they want the Good Brothers, but they want to come out tonight to address some things about the team change.

Contra Mercs meet at of the match to drink more Fecking Tequila!

We get more extended scenes to that Bloody heart vignette from last week is actually for Former AEW Wrestler, Lady Frost. Shotzi vs Lady Frost for the title soon? Oh Yes Please!

Featherweight championship match Shotzi vs Kira, also from CMLL. Commentary are really taking the page out of Sockface's book by claiming a woman who had her first match being with her father in an exhibition at 14, makes her a Ten year Pro. Kira came out in a leotard that covered nothing! It got a rousing chant of "Happy Birthday" for nearly coming out in your birthday suit! Another squash match, too one sided, Did not need to a title match.

LaBron Kozone vs Okamura. No Teddy Long, Not even Kojima out. So we get no resolution to the CozyMax's split. Anyway, if you want to make stars, if you really want to use Veterans, have veteran that can still Go. Okamura did indie Crap for too long. 

Skyscrapers promo. Dijak says to hell with Teddy Long, they are Not The "New" Skyscrapers. They are The Only Skyscrapers. And they can do whatever they want. 

Gallus Video Package. They are now called GBOT-Glasgow Boys On Top.

6 man tag match: Contra Mercs (Doc Gallows, Karl Anderson and Krule Kruger) vs Contra (Ikuro Kwan Kushida and Kananga) Yes Finally we get the Name of the Flesh Golem they have in Contra, he is Kanaga, and is apparently "The Caribbean Butcher" that is the palest Caribbean I have ever seen, unless they found him face down in Gulf of Mexico! Anyway this match was Thrown out after five minutes when Kanaga put a black hole slam on Kruger and used it to drive a railroad spike into the eye socket of Kruger. The ref saw it before anyone else, so there was mass confusion to all parties who spilt up to fight all across the arena. But it wasn't over as the Tag champions attacked the Good Brothers as they Brawled Contra! 

And that was 40 minutes of Fusion! Next week all the fallout from the main event plus, Shotzi will have Scarlett as a guest on the Graveyard Shift. This is and more on my 600th Post-Plus My big announcement next week! 

MLW FUSION EPISODE 202: MURICA DAY EPISODE...FILMED IN APRIL!

 List Of CHAMPIONS-NO CHANGES and some "at time of Filming "

World's Killer Kross 

Openweight: Austin Aries 

Middleweight: "Kushida "

Tag: The Skyscrapers Dijak and Bishop Dyer 

Featherweight Shotzi Blackhart 

Filmed in April as part the Fantasico Mania event, this is episode 202 of Fusion. 

Cold Open to celebrate The Fourth of July....IN APRIL! Only to be hacked by Contra. The Serpent's voice disapproves of the fans not only celebrating Independence Day,  but wearing T-shirts of the Contra Mercs (the faction of the Good Brothers,  Krule and Shotzi who were ti reveal the name last week but it was cut for time.)

Straight to MLW Insider with Rich Bochinni. The Contract Status is in. And they are in an impasse. As such Bishop Dyer is locked out his contract. Which brings us to his partner Donovan Dijak. He has until the end of the show to find a new partner.

Bunkhouse Stampede for the Southern Crown championship. Eight Top mlw guys...one who doesn't work here and Jesus. More specifically;

Trevor Lee, Andrew Everett (Now doing an Andre the Giant Gimmick, he's a cruiserweight.!), Ikuro Kwan, The Beastman,  Dive bomb Diego Hill,  Jesus Rodriguez,  Paul "Noone expects Nick Bockwinkel from a Rookie" Hauser, Festus, Josh Bishop and Matthew Justice. 10 men, one fall, no Dq four separate camera feeds, LAAAAAZZZZY BOOKING! And this sparse Wrestling show is away with Festus activating. Has anyone explained why Gallows can just appear as Festus even though we know he is not....impaired? He cleans house and it just becomes a four camera clusterschmaltz. With no way to track or trace this match. After a while all the heavyweights Fought off, they Just Fought off! Leaving a more manageable Cruiserweight Match. But it's nearly over at this point, Cave in by Trevor Lee on his old Carolina running buddy , Everett. Lee is your new and first champion. 

Teddy Long returns, he's heading out when he bumps into Dijak. He tells Teddy if he thinks he hasn't thought of a plan already, he's mistaken.  Teddy had a funny line, that since he managed the original Skyscrapers, that he had a patent on the name.

Contra Mercs are in their Clubhouse, getting drunk off Tequila. 

Killer Kross photographed in shots and promotion in some Bollywood film that was never named. 

Teddy Long announces the entrance for  Lebron, is he Kozone's manager? I don't know. Kozone makes his debut. And I can already see it. Kozone is an African American with a Muscular Physique and dreadlocks. The Comparsion with WWE'S Oba Femi will haunt his career. And it shouldn't. Both are powerhouses but if LaBron can focus on the moves only he can do, like that Springboard elbow drop, he'll have a great career of his own. Anyway to the match. It was a squash of course being a debut. Alan Angels took the loss. Does mlw  not have a second Pin monkey?

After a Don Gato ad, we get the delightful (!) Image of a cow's heart covered by blood. Not what I wanted to watch with my breakfast yesterday,  I can tell you that much!

Karl Anderson vs Dijak as the main event. Adequately put together match. Dijak comes out with both tag belts. The bell rings, and Dijik immediately tries to ambush Karl with a Big boot, but it's a swing and a duck, Flair chops by Anderson to force Dijak to the outside. Dijak chokeslams "Machine Gun" onto the apron, and then he's thrown like a piece of garbage back in the ring. back from break, Dijak hits a slingshot elbow and a sleeper hold, Anderson fires back, but his Cutter is countered into an Airplane Crash, another chokeslam gets a 2 count. Moonsault from the big man misses, Anderson chops away at Donovan Dijak. Spinebuster by Anderson. Dijak with his discus boot which is the call for the Feast your Eyes. Dijak hits his Finish, but a cagey and sneaky roll-up by the veteran tag champion for the quick win in this main event.

After the match, Anderson is ambushed by Bishop....Josh Bishop, that is! He is the new Skyscraper. And if MSL Was still on tv this would still make sense as all 3 are (were?) members of Saint Laurent's World Titan Federation.

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD AND SOME "AT TIME OF FILMING "

World's Killer Kross 

Openweight Austin Aries 

Middleweight: "Kushida"

TAG:THE SKYSCRAPERS (DIJAK AND JOSH BISHOP)

SOUTHERN CROWN "TREVOR LEE"

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

MLW FUSION EPISODE 201: Lari-Art Appreciation Class

 3 POSTS LEFT TIL BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

List of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD 

World's: Killer Kross 

OPENWEIGHT: AUSTIN ARIES 

Middleweight: "Kushida"

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Filmed in Atlanta sometime in March 

Zamaya vs Priscilla Kelly. Being on the roster means Kelly at least got some shots in, but you knew this was still a match to feed Zamaya before winning the belt.

CMLL Package, which confirms what will be billed as a "Fantasico Mania" themed Fusion capping off these Atlanta Tapings

Austin Aries celebrate his title win tonight, cutting a promo that was interrupted by Diego Hill, but before he came out, Austin declared he will put the belt up in all his appearances. So Diego wants his shot and after he was insulted by Aries, he threw a Super kick at the Openweight champ.

Kojima returns to teach his new Protege LaBron Kozone and the Secret of the Lariat. Kojima's English hasn't improved and I suppose they are doing this instead of him confronting Okamura because neither can promo in English. Kojima meets Kozone and brings him to a literal "Learning Tree" where they bruise themselves hitting a white oak. Then they remove their shirts to do the pec dance and it gets too silly!

Speaking of Silly,  someone who is no longer that is the newly repackaged Paul "The Mercenary " Hauser, one of Eight men in next week's Bunkhouse Stampede for the freshly minted Southern Crown championship, vs Bryce Cannon. With a new ring gear, based on his character in Naked Gun and a new attitude. Hauser no longer wrestles like an ECW Grado, but with real love and skill. He even won with a Texas Cloverleaf and when was the last time you saw that?

Southern Crown championship announcement of who is the inaugural match next week: Trevor Lee, Diego Hill, Jesus Rodriguez,  Doc Gallows (As Festus), Paul Hauser, Matthew Justice, Andrew Everett and The Beastman

MLW INSIDER WITH RICH BOCHINNI: This week, There is news of a contract dispute with management and Bishop Dyer. Dyer, no doubt in a slam piece to WWE stars Roman Reigns and CM Punk, has hired an entertainment Agent and demands Limo Service, 6 star hotel stays and promotional spots for his Coffee brand. Despite dealings in Mexico, Court Bauer himself will announce the Resolution to Dyer's Crazy Demands.

Billed as a surprise, they didn't add this to the video description on YouTube, So this was a great match as always from these two, it's just a Shame Austin Aries has a barrier to do better things and that is being Austin Aries. He could be doing better in WWE as a coach in the Developmental Centre or Ring of Honour, if he didn't pull what he pulled in TNA to Christie Hemme and never apologized. Anyway good match, intense back and forth, great psychology.  Finish was a master class in Heel work, no Crotch shots needed! Austin drew the ref, belt shot to Hill, knocked him out, put him in the Last Chancery, and then the Brainbuster to get a vainglorious win.

The Serpent reveals himself...or at least his Silhouette. And that makes believe the Serpent could also be former Contra member and Backstage handler Josef Samael. They are really launching red herrings left and right, aren't they?

Hammerstone makes his way to Commentary to scout Matt Riddle.

Main Event-Matt Riddle vs Trevor Lee. An Attempted Sneak Attack by Riddle thwarted by Lee. Riddle hits a An Arm Drag and starts Hotdogging. Lee with a waistlock and he hotdogs and Riddle hates that! Lee hits an Armdrag of his own and nearly wins with An Oklahoma Roll. Alex and Tom Lawlor, strike each other's nerves on commentary. Leglock by Lee while all this is going on. Riddle escapes by backing into a corner, yes kicks by Matt, arm drag after a swing and a duck and it's now All Lee with an Arm bar, Irish whip, atomic drop and a Shin kick. Lee forced ringside and on the apron, gets a final Flash from Riddle, who jumps down to get in Alex Hammerstone's face.

Back from Break, Riddle hits a Fisherman's suplex, a clothesline and a t-bone Suplex and goes straight into an Arm Bar. Lee Counters into a Sleeper attempt, settles for a victory Roll, Kick out! Final Flash countered into a Collision Course, A final Flash of Lee's Own, Cave In countered into another Final Flash Knee only gets 2, Back and Fourth strikes, Moonsault attempt by Riddle, but lee jumps to the ropes like a cat, suplex, cave in attempt, Ref Bump and Distraction, roll up and a Pull of the tights for a cheap win for Matt Riddle. Riddle gets in Alex Hammerstone's face and he punches him the hell out. It's chaos once again to end this episode of Fusion!

Next week, The Southern Crown championship Bunkhouse Stampede hits Atlanta, So in his home town Teddy Long has an announcement. With the Tag belts in question, Donovan Dijak will face Karl Anderson. And the Chairman makes his decision on Dyer's Future. All this and more on A show, recorded in April for The Fourth of July.

ALL THIS AND MORE ONLY FROM THE OFFICES OF ENLIGHTENED TOWERS!