MLW FUSION EPISODE 199-200

4 POSTS TILL BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

List of Champions-No Changes but some champions were "at time of Filming"

World's Killer Kross

Openweight "Blue Panther "

Middleweight "Kushida"

Tag The Skyscrapers Dijak and Bishop Dyer 

Featherweight Shotzi Blackhart 

Episodes 199 and 200 filmed as a double feature because if you look at the first 4 matches...well, they made the right Choice!

Filmed as the remaining half of the Lucha Apocalypto event filmed in February, this is episodes 199 and 200 of Fusion 

Episode 199-Oops! All Squashes!

Sobernaro vs Neon start the show with the cold open of what happened last week with the dq finish of the world title match. Flippies and Dippies, and a lot of moves that could be finishers being kicked out of 1. Sobernaro gets heat by kissing Female hecklers (God, I hope they are plants!) Finish was Sobernaro distracting the ref by feigning seeing a run in, a nut shot on Neon and a Sidewalk slam to end this. 

Okamura vs local competitor. Absolute squash one sided and just lame. You couldn't use this match to build a new star?

Kojima returns next week. How will he react to his Friend Okamura becoming his enemy?

Backstage Kross was to accompany Scarlett for her match but gets annoyed by Riddle who has Hammer in two weeks (I.E next week's post.)

Scarlett vs Blair Onyx, who looks like a Brunette Alexa Bliss Tribute dressed in a Spiderman onesie. And as a tribute act, she bites Scarlett's ass during the Stinkface and hits a sister Abigail because of course. Then Scarlett hits a Clothesline and then Scarlett letter for the win.

Shotzi in a Forest does Scooby Doo crap in the forest lake where Krule was buried. (I thought it was a Tar pit!) He is revived by the Featherweight champion via a Car Battery which she just happened to carry in her backpack. 

Fantasico Mania mention. Fantasico Mania was the joint ppv with New Japan and CMLL during Wrestlemania week which will become the next block of tapings.

Alexander Hammerstone vs Sweaty Grandpa. Hammerstone tears off his mask, even though Sweaty Grandpa doesn't wrestle in a mask. Everyone goes to the outside way too often In this promotion, But Hammerstone at the very least has his assaults look more deliberate than anyone else. Ultimo Guerrero has more on the tank to Hotdog during this match, but Hammerstone with a Ref Bump and Nightmare Pendulum ends Sweaty Grandpa. After the match Riddle is interviewed by Rob Drombroski and calls Hammer trash and they end this hour with a pull apart brawl.

Episode 200-Rise of Krule, Loss of Aura!

Openweight championship sees the 43-year veteran, Blue Panther vs the ever Divisive and Acerbic Austin Aries. Hammerlock exchange hammerlocks but he beats on an Elderly man, however it's not as one sided as you think, as the Crowd rallies to the side of the Legend, and it builds up the momentum for a suicide Dive. Aries comes to ambush Blue Panther with a chair, but Diego Hill, who had been mentored by Panther stops it, but Hill accidentally gets taken out by Blue Panther flying Senton. He gets thrown back in by Aries, hit by a flying knee and then when put In a Last Chancery, Blue Panther doesn't answer the ref, so he's done. But that doesn't mean Aries is done, as he tries to tear off Blue Panther's mask and when Hill stops it, gets Spat on for his troubles. Aries is your new Openweight champion and I bet he won't shut up about it!

Backstage: The Skyscrapers invade Shotzi's Locker room as they didn't get one. After Dire spits into her helmet. Security throws her out. 

Zamaya vs Lili Ruiz, she gets an entrance so she's probably on the roster. Didn't save her from Zamaya. 

Backstage, Shotzi vents to Krule. so Krule is now Dixie-Era Abyss, he was a monster heel, now he a simp for a Face girl for no good reason!

Mistico vs Templario was officially billed as the main event, but we would have Krule vs Bishop Dyer later on. Mistico and Templario had a great match as always.  Flippies and Dippies as Standard, but unlike the other Lucha match, Templario has groundwork to rise up the high-flying moves, plus the rep of Mistico and the fact Templario is the only man to beat Mistico in MLW, means there is a story that can be told. Good back and forth, dynamite action and a Fiery crowd after what Aries did. Finish was a hard Irish whip into a flashy la Mistica. After the match Don Gato offers a bottle of Tequila to toast for 200 episodes of MLW!

MLW Insider with Rich Bochinni. He reports that since Cesar's Disappearance, Owner of MLW, Court Bauer will take over day to day management. He also says Killer Kross will defend his title on his international dates. 

Blood and Thunder is 8 weeks away and will be a tv special. 

Dyer vs Krule is your bonus match for the evening. My Comparison to Abyss for Face Krule still stands. He now has a girl for no reason and his Aura is gone! He could barely beat Dyer who despite being Tag champion is booked to lose constantly and by his own Stupidity. Case in Point, Krule wins with the ddt on Dyer's own tag belt. After the match Dijak blindsides Krule and ties him to the ropes to attack Shotzi until the Good Brothers make the save. And we end the 200th episode with Gallows, Anderson, Shotzi and Kruger getting legless on Tequila.

List of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD and one more champion in time of Writing 

World's: Killer Kross 

OPENWEIGHT: AUSTIN ARIES 

Middleweight "Kushida"

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

NEXT WEEK ON Fusion: We are in Atlanta for announcement on the Southern Crown championship.  Trevor Lee will be in action, Paul Walter Hauser will have promo time, Kojima returns and as stated, Matt Riddle will face Hammerstone. 

MLW FUSION EPISODE 198: A SECURITY LEDGE MADE OF TIN FOIL!

 5 POSTS LEFT TIL 600TH POST AND ANNOUNCEMENT 

List of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD and some "at time of Filming"

World's: Killer Kross

Openweight: "Blue Panther "

Middleweight: "Kushida "

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

FEATHERWEIGHT: SHOTZI BLACKHART 

Previously filmed In February as part of what was supposed to be The Lucha Apocalypto event. This is episode 198 of Major League Wrestling Fusion.

Middleweight championship Kushida vs Alan Angels, a match we were to have last episode. Angels finally get to prove he can go, now he has washed off the Dork Odour! But it's Kushida I need to commend, as he doing the best work of his career. Turning heel and changing his gear to black karate gi is getting him Nuclear heat. If they let him do this wwe he wouldn't have left. Great match with these two. Finish was a ref bump and a low blow. To cement the heel turn, Kushida wouldn't let go of the Hoverboard Lock. And the bell rang throughout. Kushida celebrated by giving Okamura a Contra Shirt.

Kross on his thoughts on tonight's Main Event against Matt Riddle. He says Matt Riddle's greatest weapon is his mind. He can get you by being personable. Which is why he liked him on the first place, and why he feels they are so alike.

Backstage Hammer wants to beat up Riddle, but refs and officials break it up. Later we learn Hammerstone is ejected from the building. 

Josh Bishop vs Matthew Justice, Chicago Street Fight. This was in their taping in Cicero, Illinois. Is this the Building where the Hall's Owner actually went and told Matthew Justice not to do a stage dive in his premise? even again, because if it is, Justice can't fully blame the bottle of tequila he Stole from Don Gato as an excuse as he stood on a security gate in the nosebleeds, and the gate BENT! Under the weight of the 6ft giant and as he fell, completely missed Bishop prone on the table. The Ref, having the sense to Go Home, meant the finish was still a reckless table spot, a powerbomb from a smaller platform in the Crowd. ROTTEN MATCH!

Hype for the 200th episode 

Southern Cross championship Confirmed. actually, it's the Southern CROWN, it's intended to be quote "A Love letter To the Southern Territories." And it's inaugural Champion will be crowned in Atlanta in fittingly a Bunkhouse Stampede. 

Killer Kross vs Matt Riddle 2 for the World's Title, Riddle can still fight and wrestle, but he's embraced his scummy behaviour as his Gimmick. Lock Up after a tentative start. Headlock takeover by cross as Riddle goes for the Sleeper. The champion points at Riddle as if to say "I got Your Number!" and that sends Riddle over the edge! Riddle Puts on the choke again, but he breaks it to slap Kross on the Ass! Riddle Just doesn't want to play ball, as he could go for the pin any time, but is too busy swearing at kids and Hot women. Back from the Break, Riddle has a Cross Arm Breaker on Kross Double knockdown spot with the challenger up first. Floating Bro catches the knees, Kross up with Death Valley Driver gets 2, Riddle fights back with a cutter, and that only gets 2, Jackknife, Final Flash, Another after a Fake out Jackknife, Bro-Ton gets countered in Sleeper of Cross' own, Riddle gets to the ropes, Doomsday Saito, Kross Jacket Choke countered into a Piggyback Stunner, Kross went for a second, But Out comes Alexander Hammerstone into the ring to whale on both competitors, and the show ends with a No Contest, as the crowd Boos loudly!

Cesar Duran returns but his announcement is hijacked by Contra. A Voice claims he has taken Out the Chairman and Contra is now In full Control. The Serpent has Slithered into MLW, And Its Coils Surround everything!

I Don't know who the Serpent is but watch it be Cesar the whole time Playing both sides to gain trust with management, that would be the kind of 4-dimensional Chess move Cesar would do! 

See you next week for More MLW Fusion!

Taste test 2k26: TAYTO CANDY FLOSS FLAVOURED CRISPS-WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE?

 This week I was doing my Grocery Run whilst Drafting the Madame Web Review, when I found something that practically fell on my lap to be reviewed.

Remember when I reviewed the Cola Bottle Flavoured Taytos back In 2022? And at the time I derided Tayto that no way would they ever create something so stupid ever again?

THAT WASN'T A CHALLENGE, TAYTO!

No really this exists, they thought that this was a good idea, I know Tayto has to have a Limited Edition Every Summer since they started doing them but instead of going on about, whether they could, they needed think about if they should!

So here's the Breakdown of the Vital Statistics. 

TAYTO CANDY FLOSS FLAVOURED POTATO CRISPS!

Packaging: Sky Blue and Pastel Pink gradients in and out of each other. Mr Tayto holds a Stick of candyfloss behind the logo. Underneath the Logo, the Words Candy Floss in blue and pink letters. Underneath that are Photos of the Crisps and I Cannot tell if it's because of lighting, or the metallic Foil they use, but does the Crisps have Granules of Sugar on them?

Calorie Count: 184 calories in a 35g bag (Probably less after you Vomit most of this crap up!)

Flavour: The Staple of Funfairs and Coastal Towns the World over, Candy floss is heated sugar spun in a Centrifuge until it becomes fibrous on a paper stick and "Flavoured" with Blue or pink syrup. It's sweet, but that's about it. It's not really filling. To me Candy Floss doesn't taste like Anything. 

Taste: opening the pack there is a Smell, that shouldn't come from a packet of crisps, a heady waft of Sweet smells Invades my nostrils. There is something off putting about having crisps smell as sickly sweet as a bottle of Children's Cough Medicine. Taking a crisp out for inspection, there is no sugar on it's surface. It looks like a regular crisp-And that frightens me! No time like the present!

......

Remember I said Candy Floss tastes like nothing to me? That's how it feels; like Sugar and Fried potatoes. Despite my Hyperbole earlier that this shouldn't be fit even for animal consumption, it could be worse; they could have tasted like Strawberries, not just smells like them! Otherwise, it would go from uninteresting to Disgusting very quickly. This is quite possibly the most Forgettable Flavour OF ANYTHING! I've taste tested in years!

MLW Fusion Episode 197: A TITLE CHANGE? THAT IS NEW INFORMATION

 List Of Champions-No Changes but some champions were "During Filming "

World's: Killer Kross

Openweight:"Blue Panther "

Middleweight:"Kushida"

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight: "Shoko Nakajima "

(Filmed in February as part off what was billed as Lucha Apocalypto this year)

Featherweight championship match opened the show. Shotzi Blackhart vs "Big Kaiju" Shoko Nakajima. The Godzilla entrance with this 4ft 11 schoolgirl stomping on cardboard building is still ridiculous. Shotzi actually locked up to open this match. Will wonders ever cease? Despite looking like complete fools, this was a technical bout. Shoko clocked Shotzi and turned heel for this match. Then both women exchanged Sentons. When Shoko missed the Kaiju Splash, it was all over. She took the T-Knee-o and a Senton to crown a new champion. After the match, Shotzi alluded to Zamaya, saying she's not done fighting monsters.

Diego Hill vs Mistico. Great match. When Mistico wrestles Trampoline cowboys, he just joins in playing, but There is something to Diego Hill, that I like. Whether it really is Blue Panther as his Mentor or just the potential in front of us, if I was Shawn Micheals , Tony Khan, or even TNA's Smiling Idiot in a Baseball Cap. I would sign Hill to Developmental deal,  Right Now! Mistico won in the most back-and-forth match he's had in a long time. After the match,  and thankfully subtitled, Mistico praised Blue Panther as a Maestro, but he Proclaimed Hill as the Future. This drew the ire of one Certain Small Angry Turnip Eating Man, As Austin Aries arrived to throw Tortillas at Fans from the entrance way. He tells Blue Panther to put his Title on the line next week, and tells Hill to be at ringside to see how a real master works!

Alan Angels vs Kushida cancelled after backstage attack. Kushida was Joined by new Contra member, Okamura. OK, So Okamura was getting more heelish last year, but this is how you announce the turn? More odd when all of two years Okamura was right beside Kojima leading the charge against Contra, So to announce it this way is very strange. Angels will face Kushida next week.

Rich Bochinni interviews Hammerstone, after the former was attacked by the later. He doesn't attack Rich, but he does threaten him to be his stooge to the office...or else!

Tag team championship table match between The Skyscrapers and The Good Brothers. Garbage Match. You should have ended the show with Hill VS Mistico. This was not A wrestling match, so I did not take notes. Skyscrapers Retain. After the match the Good Brother Miraculously revived after the bell and what did they do to close out this Show? They Fought off!

Next Week On MLW:

We have two title Matches, As Killer Kross Defends against former world Champion Matt Riddle in the main event. Blue Panther puts the openweight title up against Austin Aries. Alan Angels gets his revenge on Kushida after the attack he took tonight, MLW Booker Cesar Duran Returns with an Announcement that there will be Quote "No turning back from!" Could this announcement be the long rumoured "Southern Cross Championship" and what does That Mean?

All this and More Next Monday Morning, Only From the Offices of Enlightened Towers!

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD "Some Champions remain during Time of Filming"

World's Killer Kross 

Openweight: "Blue Panther"

Middleweight "Kushida"

Tag The Skyscrapers Dijak and Bishop Dyer

FEATHERWEIGHT SHOTZI BLACKHART  

DOUBLE FEATURE: NEW FUSION EPISODE 1 AND WWE CLASH IN ITALY

 Part One: MLW Fusion Brand new Era Episode 1 M-L-Double Down.

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-NO CHANGES "AT TIME OF FILMING!"

World's: Killer Kross 

Openweight:"Blue Panther"

Middleweight:"Kushida"

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight: "Shoko Nakajima"

PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING. 

At The Battle Riot Event, Killer Kross went the distance in the featured Namesake 40 man match, becoming champion in the process. 5 months on, we have The champion address the public with Major League Wrestling brass, presenting him.

The other newsworthy event was Krule Kruger turning on his Contra teammates to focus soley on retaining his title.  In the Battle Riot, after Krule made his entrance, Contra made their move. One by one Contra members including the new member Kushida, destroyed the then world's champion, including an obese man in a mask. Who is this massive interloper?

This special 2 hour show is actually two back to back episodes of Fusion.

Number one Contenders match for the Featherweight championship Tampon Girl vs Shitzi Blackfart. Indie Crap that The Fed could never wash out of them. Instead of locking up, they instead go for Headscissors and 619. Good match later on, just lock up please. Shotzi wins with a Senton of the top rope.

After the Match Shotzi wants Nakajima for the title.

Press conference on the new world champion Killer Kross with Court Bauer Danny McBride and Scarlett Bordueax. Kross uses the event to issue an open contract...unfortunately there will still be Sponsorship with Don Gato. As the Aztecas steal some bottles. By the way, where are the Durans and MSL? We see no one screen bookers in this return to television. 

Backstage,  Alex Hammerstone learns someone has already signed the open contract. And he is not happy with Rick Bochinni when he finds out. 

Squash match Scarlett Bordeuax vs Aleah James. Anyone who does a Stinkface or sells a Stinkface as a false finish isn't taking this seriously.  Bordeuax wins with a Muscle Buster. 

Backstage, The Good Brothers arrive and the Skyscrapers ambush.

Contra package. We never learn who the fat guy is, but we are to believe Kruger is buried in a tar pit!

Blue Panther Package. It leads to Diego Hill getting advice in present.

Main Event for hour 1; Austin Aries vs Trevor Lee. Great match. Good technical match and competitive back and forth. Despite powering through the Last Chancery, Aries was too much.  After the match Aries calls out Mistico, still Seething after the loss of the Opera Cup last winter.

Backstage.  It's revealed Matt Riddle signed the open contract. 

Hour 2 opens with the Skyscrapers joining commentary. 

Coffey Brothers vs The Good Brothers. You want to know why the WWE tag division is the worst in the world.  Firing Teams like Gallus. Great match. But let's be Honest, it's the Cool T Shirt Bro Tribute Show. Now that The Bullet Club is officially finished. 

Don Gato ad. The one we saw before but was built as "The Origin Story"

Next was Diego Hill vs Adam Brooks.

A clash of styles-a High Flyer vs a Bruiser. However as a High Flyer. Diego started the match Clowning Brooks. And so you should. But not in the beginning of the match. And only after your High Flyer gets his ass kicked! Brooks kicks out of Hill's finish. The ref got Booed for that.  Hill still won after an impressive finish.

Shoko Nakajima accepts via Satellite 

Zamaya squash match. Zamaya looks like Willow Nightingale dressed as A Power Ranger Human Villian OC. She's Trying to be the frightening big woman heel like Awesome Kong or Luna Vachon...the Jobber was the same height. Also someone has to sit down Major League Referees and explain what "One Fall" means. It means you cannot have people fight on the outside then do a count-out when one come enters, when the camera starts filming you!. Also the Ref they had to act all a-scared off looked like a Petrol Attendant.

Backstage Riddle cuts a promo. On how it's still his title and that's why Alexander Hammerstone can go cry about it!

Bishop Dyer vs Hammerstone. Who do we cheer for? Hammerstone is a heel. And so is Dyer. Anyway two big Beefy men slapping meat. Anyway after a Plodding age, the finish was The Good Brothers stopping Dijak at the pass, Dyer distracted long enough to walk into a powerbomb.

Part 2- WWE Clash in Italy: "Turin gets Shrouded in Glory....And Adverts!"

Cody Rhodes vs Gunther For one of the world titles opened the show, with this happy European crowd. Great Opener to this show. Crowd was split down the middle something, that was evident 60 percent of this show. Controversy was raised by the finish. When Cody pinned Gunther when his foot was under the bottom rope. This is not over. IT'LL NEVER BE OVAH! 

"HEY LA Knight, Liv, And Giul-Uh, creative have nothing for you, Pal-uh! So sit in the crowd-uh!"

Rhea Ripley vs Jade Cargill Was next. And news to me, I didn't know Rhea's grandfather was Italian. I knew she was Italian-Australian. The crowd loves Rhea. Jade is Still the Drizzling Sh*ts! And it's the only reason Mia Yim is put with her. However one look at B-Fab, who was out of position to pull Jade's leg onto the top rope. And you are like "alri't, Bet!" It was so bad, Charlotte had to interfere to show old Be-Flat how it's done. Rhea retains when her cronies were disposed with.

Oba Femi vs Brock Lesner Rematch. One sided Dominace by The Beast as expected. He didn't just beat Oba. He didn't just humiliate Oba by putting him through the table. He Destroyed him. After the match. He said to Oba "1 and 1, B***h! This is another thing that isn't over. And with Brock's hometown of Minneopolis hosting Summerslam this year, and retirement still rumoured, is the rubber match the final match?

Becky Lynch vs Sol Ruca for the Beckster's women's Intercontinental Championship. And Sol Ruca has finally gotten over her Yips! As she finally hit Sol Snatcher to win her first main roster title. 

And to finally finish as the sun settled over the Alps, Tribal Combat was your main Event.  Jacob Fatu grew back his chest hair, his dreads and his Aura! He was mean to the fans as he came out, he was the heel in his match, though the crowd was split down the middle again. This was not a Wrestling match. This was a brawl; the only thing of merit is Roman used a metal toolbox to weaken Jacob's hands thus weakening The Tongan Death Grip. It was a grueling fight that went to the wire. But Roman Retains not only the world title, but the title of Tribal Chief. As a dejected Jacob leaves the ring, he sees MFT In the crowd, since we can't let Solo get beyond being jealous of Roman.

Join me next week for Episode 3? ...I guess.... of MLW Fusion.

Summer Schedule 2026 (Updated)

 Hello everyone. Eamonn here with a rough schedule of the summer months and what to expect until September. Which quite frankly is not a lot but let's address the reason why.

MAJOR LEAGUE BLASENESS

I know Major League Wrestling is returning to tv and YouTube screens. But it's being November since we saw Fusion vignette. We know there was tapings all spring long that what would be pay per views became taping blocks.

But it's being months without a date announced. I go onto their site. No date announced still. It's being 5 months since the last ppv. To not hear anything for this long in Wrestling is pointing to some red tape.

MEDICAL APPOINTMENTS

Without going into personal life and affairs, but in July I need Some minor Dental Surgery in July. Thankfully as of right now, July has no wwe shows and Summer of The Beasts is later that month. So here is the schedule for summer here at the Enlightened Page. 

And as always, and more than ever, all posts are subject to change. However, there will be no coverage of Night of Champions from Riyadh.

SUMMER SCHEDULE 2026 FOR  ENLIGHTENED TOWERS 

June Tuesday the 3rd: Clash in Turin.

August the 4th: Summerslam nights one and two.

Whenever MLW get off their asses and edit tapes: MLW Fusion and ppvs.

THE 600th Post

Eight posts remain til the Milestone is met. The 600th post will what ever Fusion or ppv close to 599th. On the day of the 600th post, I will make an announcement. 

A Promised Theme month ...Only if Smash 6 gets announced.

And Another should Persona 6 gets announced. 

BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE FOR SUMMER 2026

TICKET TO HELL 2026

The Grindhouse Event in my Birthday Month returns. After Black Adam last year, I said we are not done with Rock The Dwayne and his Bottle Filling Johnson! I have being watching and writing the review portion of Red Notice aka the Golden Egg Film! However the Story portions is yet to be realised. However they will be implemented in a week's time.

Next Monday April the 27th-Red Notice part 1

Tuesday May the 5th-Part 2

Monday the 11th- part 3

June-Borderlands 

July- Madame Web

August-TBA

And That'll do it for the schedule. Again, lots of room for improvement. But the 600th post is a dead cert. And once Fusion returns it'll be nice to return back into a stride once again once my Dental Surgery Is behind me.

DOUBLE FEATURE: WRESTLEMANIA 42 THE SH*T HITS VERY FEW FANS

 The Following was written on Sunday 6:30am. 3 hours after the show was over.

For the second year in a row, wwe is in Las Vegas, and the last time you'll see me post a Wrestlemania til 2028! 

Night One-Can I go first? I have places to be, Cheese To Poison, Children's Cards To steal .

Who was the guy who did the intro this year? I thought he was Fatone the Fat One from Nsync!

Here is our host for this event, none other than the 17 time Champion-AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!

John does some happy talk but he does acknowledge that WWE has being as he quotes Michael Cole, "Polarized" in the media.  However, they are here to put on the best Wrestling show they can.

F**K THIS OPENING MATCH! As stated in my predictions post. The first match was the Usos & LA Knight vs Austin Theory, L***n P**l and the Shirtless, screaming moron who laughs at homeless people! So iShowSpeed can do flips,  great! Go to AEW! You can fit with all the trampoline cowboys! La Knight got the win, for his troubles being the supervisor of this Romper Room! And after the match, P**l turned on Speed, but in the end. P**l was sent through a table, because we won't see the scumbag til he needs to put the tag belt up. He'll be too busy stealing Pokemon cards from children. 

Previews of Netflix Hulk Hogan documentary all night.  They at least acknowledge that Hulk was a habitual liar.

In attendance, Some NFL guys,  Some NBA guy, Some ESPN REALLY REAL SPORTZ GUY (Who was Booed loudly and rightly so!)

I didn't write any notes for the unsanctioned match as it was a Brawl. But if Fatu had to prove the WWE has not made his soft, him coming out in his Contra gear would give him the edge against Drew McIntyre. This was not a Wrestling match this was a straight brawl, but still a good watch. Fatu won with a now called "Mighty Moonsault" through a table. Not the finish I predicted but the result I predicted. 

Fourway LAZY BOOKING MATCH! Nikki Bella is apparently Injured, so she reveals a mystery replacement...and Paige has returned. Noone wanted the Bellas to win the women's tag belts, but, A surprise return winning the tag belt, well, noone would dare boo that! Alexa/Charlotte, Bayley/Lyra and Nia/Lash also ran.

In attendance The Maga Scumedian, Tony C*NTcliffe, and a Giant Cone!

Becky Lynch won the Women's Intercontinental Championship from AJ Lee, taking advantage of Her Fued with Head Female Referee, Jessica Carr. Lynch threw Carr into Lee, to distract from uncovering an exposed turnbuckle.

Match of the night, Gunther vs Seth Rollins. From the Jump, Gunther powerbombs Rollins Twice on the outside. Rollins retaliates by clawing Gunther eyes and throwing audience's chairs at Gunther's head. The Bell Rings and away we go!

Sleeper on Rollins,  Into a German Suplex,  Rollins lands on his feet, Kerb Stomp into a Clothesline, Shotgun Chop to Rollins. It's all Blunt Force and heavy Blows from the Austrian. Mounted Punches countered into the Dreaded Bucklebomb. The Pedigree countered into back drop, a Second into a Jack knife, into a roll up,  Stomp only gets 2. Gunther gets a sleeper In the middle of the ring,  Seth Recovers. Discus Clothesline but Gunther with a Lariat of his own. Superplex Falcon arrow into Rollins own sleeper.  But we have a foot on the rope and a powder to the outside. Suicide Dive.  And Seth is setting up the Stomp on the announcement table, but Bron Brekker comes out to spear Rollins. Sleeper by Gunther. And it's over. Next stop: World Title Shot. 

Hall of Fame Inductions. Andre vs Hogan iconic moment.

Dennis Rodman celebrity wing

Former Tag Champions Demolition.

Families of Sid Vicious and Bad news Brown. There were Legacy Inductions, so The Basketball guy gets a speech, But Sid, an actual world's Champion, (Talent and Skill is not a factor, Sid was a world champion for 2 companies, and Rodman was a Belt Holder For Hack Hogan!) had his name mentioned once.

AJ Styles Former World Champion

 and Stephanie McMachon to Edited out Boos.

After that Sleazy entrance, Liv Morgan had lost her first name privilege,  she is Back as The Chicken Waitress. She probably did that dance for extra tips when she Worked For Hooters! This was not a good match! This was a trashy  Catfight -The Only thing missing was a Kiddie Pool full of Chocolate pudding. But Goodwill is Goodwill and Morgan deserved her receipt. The Chicken Waitress is the Raw women's champion.

John Cena announces 50,800 plus attendance. Take that with a grain of salt. Then Bianca Belair came out in a voluminous Jacket that flowed to her feet, and trailed behind her. The moment I saw that outfit I knew Bianca was going to announce a pregnancy. Congratulations to her and her husband, Montez Ford. 

No boos for SaudiMania announcement, only because we can't do anything about it if the crowd did boo. 

To loud cheers after non stop booing, Pat MAGAfee was taken out and put on a stretcher. Throughout the match, between Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes for the Undisputed World's championship, Orton was selling his back. Which Cody would exploit. After Charles Robinson took a ref bump, out Comes MacAfee in a referee shirt and neck brace. Orton turns on McAffee! Cody takes advantage of this shocking turn of events, Rhodes retains. But Cody has no time to celebrate when Orton punts Cody. If you thought this was a Face turn-WRONG! THIS WAS DAMAGE CONTROL!

Night Two-Perhaps We Judged You Too Harshly.

(The Following was written Today just now on Monday morning 7 hours after Wrestlemania ended.)

After John Cena reintroduced as the host. It was time for Brock Lesner vs Oba Femi. This match didn't go long. It didn't need to. Booking powerhouses means you can only have so much someone as big can do. Props for Oba for Selling the effects of the F5. He got up after it, yes, but he Stumbled to do so. Very nice touch. Brock turned into The Nigerian's Fall From Grace Powerbomb and Was Pinned. WWE has Stumbled on one of the stars They can put the company on their backs for the next 10 plus years. Brock then removed this gloves and his boots to signal his retirement. And I think this one is for real, not only because Brock Cried, and Paul Heyman Cried, but because Brock didn't flip off the fans!

6 man Intercontinental Championship Ladder match. So It has come to this, Huh? Jobber Entrances at wrestlemania, which use to be the Everyone get in here show, Don't Show this match to Pat MAGAFee! Not because of the 5 ft Wrestlers, but because of all the Ethnicities and Immigrants! This Felt like an Aew Match! 

Sami Zayn vs Trick Williams for the US Championship, And Crap! Sami is full on heel. The Triple H "Book a Heel Sami Zayn, without Making him a Terrorist like Dear ole Dad" challenge-Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE! Starts now! Sami attacked Yatchy on the outside, Despite Being an Obnoxious Turd, He did nothing to get jumped. Good match Sami Nearly hit the ref with the helluva Kick, but Trick used his own Trick Shot Kick to retain the title as a crestfallen Sami looked on considering what to do next!

Dirty Dom had a great entrance being paraded as a King of Lucha by Security Jobbers in Masks. Even Dom's Gear was great as he Took off an El Santo Mask and looked at it with distain. vs The Demon King Finn Balor. Finn in a Skirt is back after 3 years!

This is where Both Me watching this show in the early hours this Morning and the show in general started to wear me down. Finn Balor as I Said before, the longer wwe has him, the less he values wwe. I would have booked Dom to beat Finn, But the Demon is a draw as it rarely happens. 

 Rhea Ripley Predictably got the women's belt back from Jade Cargill in a Ploddingly Paced Boring ordeal of a Match. I couldn't take my eyes on the Club WWE Money Mark. Apparently if you are a Member on it's most expensive plan, You can call a match with the Michael cole and Wade Barrett. This Schlub A CRYPTO MILLIONAIRE Named Adam Weitsman, so A FAKE FAN WITH FAKE MONEY! Said nothing the Whole time!

Thanks to the appropriately Named Awful Announcing Website for having the only clean image of The Human Paid for Blue Check On Twitter!  

John Cena returned to read the attendance Record. And I predicted this would happen, Though I also thought R-Truth would be here also! The Miz and Kit Wilson Confronted Cena When Danhausen and eight Midgets came out to make the save. Danhausen Cursed the Heels and Kit was Mugged by Midgets. Danhausen cursed the miz and Cena AA'ed Miz, then Danhausen low blowed Miz and hit the 5 knuckle Cursed ShuffleHausen! Then Danhausen coughed at his own failed smokebomb and ran off to end the segment, Actally Cena ended it by bringing down the mood, But a Promise is a Promise-This was always going to be John Cena's Last Wrestlemania and he's going to leave the ring to go to the back-because he does not want to miss- OUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!

Roman Reigns Vs CM Punk Was Magical, This show I had no hope for, I was expecting full TKO/ENDEVOUR/ESPN CORPORATE GOON SQAUD HANDS ALL OVER THIS SHOW. For the Americans I Heard there were too much ads, For European Netflix it's not not too bad, they countdown the break ad free 3 minutes before the next segment. But the Main Event between Roman and Punk was amazing not only for What they did, But Better for what they Didn't Do. They Did Something in this match Most People didn't even notice that Made this match better-Did you Notice what it was?

THEY WROTE THIS MATCH WITH NO INTERFERENCE AND RUN INS!

And that was a great call, No Usos helping Roman, No Gunther Run in, No Pat to Announce the Rock. Just Two men out to prove each other who is the best. And it worked. Finish was A tired Roman running the Ropes to even build up enough momentum to Spear Punk. After the match, Reigns celebrated with his family and children at ringside! And that Closes the book on Wrestlemania for now, see you in 2028!

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