DOUBLE FEATURE: NEW FUSION EPISODE 1 AND WWE CLASH IN ITALY

 Part One: MLW Fusion Brand new Era Episode 1 M-L-Double Down.

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-NO CHANGES "AT TIME OF FILMING!"

World's: Killer Kross 

Openweight:"Blue Panther"

Middleweight:"Kushida"

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight: "Shoko Nakajima"

PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING. 

At The Battle Riot Event, Killer Kross went the distance in the featured Namesake 40 man match, becoming champion in the process. 5 months on, we have The champion address the public with Major League Wrestling brass, presenting him.

The other newsworthy event was Krule Kruger turning on his Contra teammates to focus soley on retaining his title.  In the Battle Riot, after Krule made his entrance, Contra made their move. One by one Contra members including the new member Kushida, destroyed the then world's champion, including an obese man in a mask. Who is this massive interloper?

This special 2 hour show is actually two back to back episodes of Fusion.

Number one Contenders match for the Featherweight championship Tampon Girl vs Shitzi Blackfart. Indie Crap that The Fed could never wash out of them. Instead of locking up, they instead go for Headscissors and 619. Good match later on, just lock up please. Shotzi wins with a Senton of the top rope.

After the Match Shotzi wants Nakajima for the title.

Press conference on the new world champion Killer Kross with Court Bauer Danny McBride and Scarlett Bordueax. Kross uses the event to issue an open contract...unfortunately there will still be Sponsorship with Don Gato. As the Aztecas steal some bottles. By the way, where are the Durans and MSL? We see no one screen bookers in this return to television. 

Backstage,  Alex Hammerstone learns someone has already signed the open contract. And he is not happy with Rick Bochinni when he finds out. 

Squash match Scarlett Bordeuax vs Aleah James. Anyone who does a Stinkface or sells a Stinkface as a false finish isn't taking this seriously.  Bordeuax wins with a Muscle Buster. 

Backstage, The Good Brothers arrive and the Skyscrapers ambush.

Contra package. We never learn who the fat guy is, but we are to believe Kruger is buried in a tar pit!

Blue Panther Package. It leads to Diego Hill getting advice in present.

Main Event for hour 1; Austin Aries vs Trevor Lee. Great match. Good technical match and competitive back and forth. Despite powering through the Last Chancery, Aries was too much.  After the match Aries calls out Mistico, still Seething after the loss of the Opera Cup last winter.

Backstage.  It's revealed Matt Riddle signed the open contract. 

Hour 2 opens with the Skyscrapers joining commentary. 

Coffey Brothers vs The Good Brothers. You want to why WWE tag division is the worst in the world.  Firing Teams like Gallus. Great match. But let's be Honest, it's the Cool T Shirt Bro Tribute Show. Now that The Bullet Club is officially finished. 

Don Gato ad. The one we saw before but was built as "The Origin Story"

Next was Diego Hill vs Adam Brooks.

A clash of styles-a High Flyer vs a Bruiser. However as a High Flyer. Diego started the match Clowning Brooks. And so you should. But not in the beginning of the match. And only after your High Flyer gets his ass kicked! Brooks kicks out of Hill's finish. The ref got Booed for that.  Hill still won after an impressive win.

Shoko Nakajima accepts via Satellite 

Zamaya squash match. Zamaya looks like Willow Nightingale dressed as A Power Ranger Human Villian OC. She's Trying to be the frightening big woman heel like Awesome Kong or Luna Vachon...the Jobber was the same height. Also someone has to sit down Major League Referees and explain what "One Fall" means. It means you cannot have people fight on the outside then do a count-out when one come enters, when the camera starts filming you!. Also the Ref they had to act all a-scared off looked like a Petrol Attendant.

Backstage Riddle cuts a promo. On how it's still his title and that's why Alexander Hammerstone can go cry about it!

Bishop Dyer vs Hammerstone. Who do we cheer for? Hammerstone is a heel. And so is Dyer. Anyway two big Beefy men slapping meat. Anyway after a Plodding age, the finish was The Good Brothers stopping Dijak at the pass, Dyer distracted long enough to walk into a powerbomb.

Part 2- WWE Clash in Italy: "Turin gets Shrouded in Glory....And Adverts!"

Cody Rhodes vs Gunther For one of the world titles opened the show, with this happy European crowd. Great Opener to this show. Crowd was split down the middle something, that was evident 60 percent of this show. Controversy was raised by the finish. When Cody pinned Gunther when his foot was under the bottom rope. This is not over. IT'LL NEVER BE OVAH! 

"HEY LA Knight, Liv, And Giul-Uh, creative have nothing for you, Pal-uh! So sit in the crowd-uh!"

Rhea Ripley vs Jade Cargill Was next. And news to me, I didn't know Rhea's grandfather was Italian. I knew she was Italian-Australian. The crowd loves Rhea. Jade is Still the Drizzling Sh*ts! And it's the only reason Mia Yim is put with her. However one look at B-Fab, who was out of position to pull Jade's leg onto the top rope. And you are like "alri't, Bet!" It was so bad, Charlotte had to interfere to show old Be-Flat how it's done. Rhea retains when her cronies were disposed with.

Oba Femi vs Brock Lesner Rematch. One sided Dominace by The Beast as expected. He didn't just beat Oba. He didn't just humiliate Oba by putting him through the table. He Destroyed him. After the match. He said to Oba "1 and 1, B***h! This is another thing that isn't over. And with Brock's hometown of Minneopolis hosting Summerslam this year, and retirement still rumoured, is the rubber match the final match?

Becky Lynch vs Sol Ruca for the Beckster's women's Intercontinental Championship. And Sol Ruca has finally gotten over her Yips! As she finally hit Sol Snatcher to win her first main roster title. 

And to finally finish as the sun settled over the Alps, Tribal Combat was your main Event.  Jacob Fatu grew back his chest hair, his dreads and his Aura! He was mean to the fans as he came out, he was the heel in his match, though the crowd was split down the middle again. This was not a Wrestling match. This was a brawl; the only thing of merit is Roman used a metal toolbox to weaken Jacob's hands thus weakening The Tongan Death Grip. It was a grueling fight that went to the wire. But Roman Retains not only the world title, but the title of Tribal Chief. As a dejected Jacob leaves the ring, he sees MFT In the crowd, since we can't let Solo get beyond being jealous of Roman.

Join me next week for Episode 3? ...I guess.... of MLW Fusion.

Summer Schedule 2026 (Updated)

 Hello everyone. Eamonn here with a rough schedule of the summer months and what to expect until September. Which quite frankly is not a lot but let's address the reason why.

MAJOR LEAGUE BLASENESS

I know Major League Wrestling is returning to tv and YouTube screens. But it's being November since we saw Fusion vignette. We know there was tapings all spring long that what would be pay per views became taping blocks.

But it's being months without a date announced. I go onto their site. No date announced still. It's being 5 months since the last ppv. To not hear anything for this long in Wrestling is pointing to some red tape.

MEDICAL APPOINTMENTS

Without going into personal life and affairs, but in July I need Some minor Dental Surgery in July. Thankfully as of right now, July has no wwe shows and Summer of The Beasts is later that month. So here is the schedule for summer here at the Enlightened Page. 

And as always, and more than ever, all posts are subject to change. However, there will be no coverage of Night of Champions from Riyadh.

SUMMER SCHEDULE 2026 FOR  ENLIGHTENED TOWERS 

June Tuesday the 3rd: Clash in Turin.

August the 4th: Summerslam nights one and two.

Whenever MLW get off their asses and edit tapes: MLW Fusion and ppvs.

THE 600th Post

Eight posts remain til the Milestone is met. The 600th post will what ever Fusion or ppv close to 599th. On the day of the 600th post, I will make an announcement. 

A Promised Theme month ...Only if Smash 6 gets announced.

And Another should Persona 6 gets announced. 

BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE FOR SUMMER 2026

TICKET TO HELL 2026

The Grindhouse Event in my Birthday Month returns. After Black Adam last year, I said we are not done with Rock The Dwayne and his Bottle Filling Johnson! I have being watching and writing the review portion of Red Notice aka the Golden Egg Film! However the Story portions is yet to be realised. However they will be implemented in a week's time.

Next Monday April the 27th-Red Notice part 1

Tuesday May the 5th-Part 2

Monday the 11th- part 3

June-Borderlands 

July- Madame Web

August-TBA

And That'll do it for the schedule. Again, lots of room for improvement. But the 600th post is a dead cert. And once Fusion returns it'll be nice to return back into a stride once again once my Dental Surgery Is behind me.

DOUBLE FEATURE: WRESTLEMANIA 42 THE SH*T HITS VERY FEW FANS

 The Following was written on Sunday 6:30am. 3 hours after the show was over.

For the second year in a row, wwe is in Las Vegas, and the last time you'll see me post a Wrestlemania til 2028! 

Night One-Can I go first? I have places to be, Cheese To Poison, Children's Cards To steal .

Who was the guy who did the intro this year? I thought he was Fatone the Fat One from Nsync!

Here is our host for this event, none other than the 17 time Champion-AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!

John does some happy talk but he does acknowledge that WWE has being as he quotes Michael Cole, "Polarized" in the media.  However, they are here to put on the best Wrestling show they can.

F**K THIS OPENING MATCH! As stated in my predictions post. The first match was the Usos & LA Knight vs Austin Theory, L***n P**l and the Shirtless, screaming moron who laughs at homeless people! So iShowSpeed can do flips,  great! Go to AEW! You can fit with all the trampoline cowboys! La Knight got the win, for his troubles being the supervisor of this Romper Room! And after the match, P**l turned on Speed, but in the end. P**l was sent through a table, because we won't see the scumbag til he needs to put the tag belt up. He'll be too busy stealing Pokemon cards from children. 

Previews of Netflix Hulk Hogan documentary all night.  They at least acknowledge that Hulk was a habitual liar.

In attendance, Some NFL guys,  Some NBA guy, Some ESPN REALLY REAL SPORTZ GUY (Who was Booed loudly and rightly so!)

I didn't write any notes for the unsanctioned match as it was a Brawl. But if Fatu had to prove the WWE has not made his soft, him coming out in his Contra gear would give him the edge against Drew McIntyre. This was not a Wrestling match this was a straight brawl, but still a good watch. Fatu won with a now called "Mighty Moonsault" through a table. Not the finish I predicted but the result I predicted. 

Fourway LAZY BOOKING MATCH! Nikki Bella is apparently Injured, so she reveals a mystery replacement...and Paige has returned. Noone wanted the Bellas to win the women's tag belts, but, A surprise return winning the tag belt, well, noone would dare boo that! Alexa/Charlotte, Bayley/Lyra and Nia/Lash also ran.

In attendance The Maga Scumedian, Tony C*NTcliffe, and a Giant Cone!

Becky Lynch won the Women's Intercontinental Championship from AJ Lee, taking advantage of Her Fued with Head Female Referee, Jessica Carr. Lynch threw Carr into Lee, to distract from uncovering an exposed turnbuckle.

Match of the night, Gunther vs Seth Rollins. From the Jump, Gunther powerbombs Rollins Twice on the outside. Rollins retaliates by clawing Gunther eyes and throwing audience's chairs at Gunther's head. The Bell Rings and away we go!

Sleeper on Rollins,  Into a German Suplex,  Rollins lands on his feet, Kerb Stomp into a Clothesline, Shotgun Chop to Rollins. It's all Blunt Force and heavy Blows from the Austrian. Mounted Punches countered into the Dreaded Bucklebomb. The Pedigree countered into back drop, a Second into a Jack knife, into a roll up,  Stomp only gets 2. Gunther gets a sleeper In the middle of the ring,  Seth Recovers. Discus Clothesline but Gunther with a Lariat of his own. Superplex Falcon arrow into Rollins own sleeper.  But we have a foot on the rope and a powder to the outside. Suicide Dive.  And Seth is setting up the Stomp on the announcement table, but Bron Brekker comes out to spear Rollins. Sleeper by Gunther. And it's over. Next stop: World Title Shot. 

Hall of Fame Inductions. Andre vs Hogan iconic moment.

Dennis Rodman celebrity wing

Former Tag Champions Demolition.

Families of Sid Vicious and Bad news Brown. There were Legacy Inductions, so The Basketball guy gets a speech, But Sid, an actual world's Champion, (Talent and Skill is not a factor, Sid was a world champion for 2 companies, and Rodman was a Belt Holder For Hack Hogan!) had his name mentioned once.

AJ Styles Former World Champion

 and Stephanie McMachon to Edited out Boos.

After that Sleazy entrance, Liv Morgan had lost her first name privilege,  she is Back as The Chicken Waitress. She probably did that dance for extra tips when she Worked For Hooters! This was not a good match! This was a trashy  Catfight -The Only thing missing was a Kiddie Pool full of Chocolate pudding. But Goodwill is Goodwill and Morgan deserved her receipt. The Chicken Waitress is the Raw women's champion.

John Cena announces 50,800 plus attendance. Take that with a grain of salt. Then Bianca Belair came out in a voluminous Jacket that flowed to her feet, and trailed behind her. The moment I saw that outfit I knew Bianca was going to announce a pregnancy. Congratulations to her and her husband, Montez Ford. 

No boos for SaudiMania announcement, only because we can't do anything about it if the crowd did boo. 

To loud cheers after non stop booing, Pat MAGAfee was taken out and put on a stretcher. Throughout the match, between Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes for the Undisputed World's championship, Orton was selling his back. Which Cody would exploit. After Charles Robinson took a ref bump, out Comes MacAfee in a referee shirt and neck brace. Orton turns on McAffee! Cody takes advantage of this shocking turn of events, Rhodes retains. But Cody has no time to celebrate when Orton punts Cody. If you thought this was a Face turn-WRONG! THIS WAS DAMAGE CONTROL!

Night Two-Perhaps We Judged You Too Harshly.

(The Following was written Today just now on Monday morning 7 hours after Wrestlemania ended.)

After John Cena reintroduced as the host. It was time for Brock Lesner vs Oba Femi. This match didn't go long. It didn't need to. Booking powerhouses means you can only have so much someone as big can do. Props for Oba for Selling the effects of the F5. He got up after it, yes, but he Stumbled to do so. Very nice touch. Brock turned into The Nigerian's Fall From Grace Powerbomb and Was Pinned. WWE has Stumbled on one of the stars They can put the company on their backs for the next 10 plus years. Brock then removed this gloves and his boots to signal his retirement. And I think this one is for real, not only because Brock Cried, and Paul Heyman Cried, but because Brock didn't flip off the fans!

6 man Intercontinental Championship Ladder match. So It has come to this, Huh? Jobber Entrances at wrestlemania, which use to be the Everyone get in here show, Don't Show this match to Pat MAGAFee! Not because of the 5 ft Wrestlers, but because of all the Ethnicities and Immigrants! This Felt like an Aew Match! 

Sami Zayn vs Trick Williams for the US Championship, And Crap! Sami is full on heel. The Triple H "Book a Heel Sami Zayn, without Making him a Terrorist like Dear ole Dad" challenge-Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE! Starts now! Sami attacked Yatchy on the outside, Despite Being an Obnoxious Turd, He did nothing to get jumped. Good match Sami Nearly hit the ref with the helluva Kick, but Trick used his own Trick Shot Kick to retain the title as a crestfallen Sami looked on considering what to do next!

Dirty Dom had a great entrance being paraded as a King of Lucha by Security Jobbers in Masks. Even Dom's Gear was great as he Took off an El Santo Mask and looked at it with distain. vs The Demon King Finn Balor. Finn in a Skirt is back after 3 years!

This is where Both Me watching this show in the early hours this Morning and the show in general started to wear me down. Finn Balor as I Said before, the longer wwe has him, the less he values wwe. I would have booked Dom to beat Finn, But the Demon is a draw as it rarely happens. 

 Rhea Ripley Predictably got the women's belt back from Jade Cargill in a Ploddingly Paced Boring ordeal of a Match. I couldn't take my eyes on the Club WWE Money Mark. Apparently if you are a Member on it's most expensive plan, You can call a match with the Michael cole and Wade Barrett. This Schlub A CRYPTO MILLIONAIRE Named Adam Weitsman, so A FAKE FAN WITH FAKE MONEY! Said nothing the Whole time!

Thanks to the appropriately Named Awful Announcing Website for having the only clean image of The Human Paid for Blue Check On Twitter!  

John Cena returned to read the attendance Record. And I predicted this would happen, Though I also thought R-Truth would be here also! The Miz and Kit Wilson Confronted Cena When Danhausen and eight Midgets came out to make the save. Danhausen Cursed the Heels and Kit was Mugged by Midgets. Danhausen cursed the miz and Cena AA'ed Miz, then Danhausen low blowed Miz and hit the 5 knuckle Cursed ShuffleHausen! Then Danhausen coughed at his own failed smokebomb and ran off to end the segment, Actally Cena ended it by bringing down the mood, But a Promise is a Promise-This was always going to be John Cena's Last Wrestlemania and he's going to leave the ring to go to the back-because he does not want to miss- OUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!

Roman Reigns Vs CM Punk Was Magical, This show I had no hope for, I was expecting full TKO/ENDEVOUR/ESPN CORPORATE GOON SQAUD HANDS ALL OVER THIS SHOW. For the Americans I Heard there were too much ads, For European Netflix it's not not too bad, they countdown the break ad free 3 minutes before the next segment. But the Main Event between Roman and Punk was amazing not only for What they did, But Better for what they Didn't Do. They Did Something in this match Most People didn't even notice that Made this match better-Did you Notice what it was?

THEY WROTE THIS MATCH WITH NO INTERFERENCE AND RUN INS!

And that was a great call, No Usos helping Roman, No Gunther Run in, No Pat to Announce the Rock. Just Two men out to prove each other who is the best. And it worked. Finish was A tired Roman running the Ropes to even build up enough momentum to Spear Punk. After the match, Reigns celebrated with his family and children at ringside! And that Closes the book on Wrestlemania for now, see you in 2028!

But The Door is not closed on this site!

Join me tomorrow when I reveal the Summer Schedule!

WRESTLEMANIA 42 PREDICTIONS

This weekend, Wrestlemania returns to Las Vegas-Whether you can afford tickets or not! And I Will be honest with you all, I am not looking forward to these show at all, will there be some matches to look forward to? Yes! absolutely! but it will be swallowed up by a sea of dross. This year i'm doing this a little differently, wwe has confirmed what matches will open and are on for free on THE REALLY REAL SPORTZ! Network and what the main events are. so everything between the ESPN MATCHES AND BOTH WORLD TITLES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE!

CONFIRMED MATCHES FOR NIGHT 1 ONLY THE ESPN TAPING AND MAIN EVENTS HAVE BEING CONFIRMED 

A WORTHLESS BELT FOR A WORTHLESS HUMAN BEING!

L***N P**L, AUSTIN THEORY AND THE SHIRTLESS CRETIN WHO LAUGHS AT HOMELESS PEOPLE VS THE USOS AND LA KNIGHT (ESPN 2 HOUR SIMULCAST)

iPullMyMeat walking around Peru like

I wonder what the ESPN Faithful will make of this opening match. that you have sit them down and tell them yes, the Prime Guy is fighting the Slim Jim Guy, and the Slim Jim Guy's partner used to be the main eventer of this show just one year ago.

Money on: iScreamLikeAGirl to eat the pin, so L***n can f**k off for 3 months to steal Pokemon cards!

UNSANCTIONED MATCH JACOB FATU VS DREW MCINTYRE  (ESPN 2 HOUR SIMULCAST)

Now this will be a match the world can enjoy. For Months the Scottish Psychopath has being on the case of The Samoan Werewolf and his documented past as a convicted criminal. And so Nick Aldis has made the match no dq and Unsantioned. anything goes!

Money on: Clearly the finish has to involve Drew being handcuffed and beaten til he passes out. It'll be poetic Justice!

WOMEN'S FOURWAY LAZY BOOKING FOR THE WOMEN'S  TAG CHAMPIONSHIP CHARLOTTE/ALEXA VS BAYLEY/LYRA VS THE BELLA SK*NKS VS LASH LEGEND AND THE ANNOYING POTATO, NYEH NYEH NIA JAX (C)

We have our first "Get everyone in here" match, Of the Event. Watch this be clusterschmaltz where one of the face teams turn heel and the champions get the pin after they do all the heavy lifting as this is Four Team. No Elimination. One Fall to a finish. LAAAAZZZY BOOKING!

ROLLINS VS GUNTHER

Despite injuries ruining Seth Rollins Plans of revenge, we have a nice setup going between Rollins and Gunther. This will Steal the show!

Money on: TOO CLOSE TO CALL! But I Would have to imagine Gunther vs Punk is what we are angling for this summer!

WWE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP STEPHANIE VAQUER (C) VS LIV MORGAN

After that nasty goose-egg Liv got from Stephanie, I'm pretty certain all the goodwill has shifted towards the heel, Morgan!

Money on: Morgan

WOMEN'S INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP AJ LEE (C) VS BECKY LYNCH

You gotta love that despite everyone knows whose married to who these days that it doesn't affect the alignment of who is heel or face! And Becky is as Heel AF! It was great to see AJ Lee win a title after 10 years, and to be at mania without being a footnote to the shortest match at mania, but Unless Vaquer Retains, I don't see AJ Following suit.

Money on: Lynch!

UNDISPUTED WORLD'S CHAMPIONSHIP CODY RHODES (C) VS RANDY ORTON W/ PAT MAGAfee (IF ORTON LOSES, MACAFEE LEAVES WWE!....

WHICH MEANS OFF COURSE ORTON IS WINNING!

Night two CONFIRMED matches HOSTED BY JOHN CENA

John Cena will no doubt be joined by R-turd, Danhausen and will probably AA Kit Wilson and/or The Miz!

OBA FEMI VS BROCK LESNER (ESPN SIMULCAST)

Your confirmed Opener for Night two and It's the match that will either make or Break The Ruler. After hard-hitting tussles and Fiery promos for months. This match will be intense, but in the end, the crowd has already made Oba into the Star that will lead wwe into the next 10 years! 

DIRTY DOM VS FINN BALOR

The Judgement day has turned on one of it's original members. After Months of doubting Dom and frustration. Dom finally snapped and he lead an ambush to Finn. However it's wrestlemania season, and that means "The Demon" Balor is to make an appearance!

Money on: To Balance out the fact a lot of heels may win, I'll say Balor. 

6 MAN LADDER MATCH FOR THE IC CHAMPIONSHIP PENTA (C) VS DRAGON LEE VS J'VON EVANS VS REY MYSTERIO VS RUSEV VS JD MCDONAGH

GET EVERYONE IN HERE! BUT DON'T SHOW THIS MATCH TO MAGAFEE, HE'LL HAVE A CONIPTION!

WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP RHEA RIPLEY VS JADE CARGILL (C)

They kept this simple, Jade is the champion, But Rhea is more experienced and she is not buying what Jade is selling.

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP SAMI ZAYN VS TRICK WILLIAMS

So who is the Heel?

Is it the guy with the Obnoxious Rapper Second, who uses heel tactics? Or is it the Muslim guy who is being booed because they are running Republican states every week?

I Fear a Double Turn, and Sami Dressing like a terrorist again!

Which will be in bad taste!

WORLD'S CHAMPIONSHIP ROMAN REIGNS VS CM PUNK (C)

And Finally!

The confirmed Main Event of the evening, The tribal Chief versus the Best in the World. A match built on world class promos alone! But the time for talk is over, who can back up what they are saying, And will Punk's comments on TKO and Pat McAffee  Paint a target on his back?

MONEY ON: I assume McAffee will face Punk at Backlash, whether for the title or not is up for debate, I Think Punk retains as Orton will Win! Yeah that tracks. Punk retains. Mcaffee has a blowout loss at Backlash. Gunther and Punk sell out arenas all summer long!

Results of this show will appear on Monday Morning at sometime after 9am-GMT PLEASE LOOK FORWARD TO IT AND BE PATIENT AS BOTH NIGHTS WILL BE REVIEWED IN ONE POST!

If you would like to follow me on Twitter Do so @RealEnli

WWE ELIMINATION CHAMBER 2026: BOOS IN THE DANHAUSEN

 With everything going on in the world, I felt really down enough to not do this, however I decided to keep going in reviewing wwe...though I feel this new Era is going to be nothing but Triple H's World View.

Rhea Ripley won the Women's Elimination Chamber. She will be the one to face Jade Cargill at Wrestlemania 42. Kiana James despite having no chance, and was thought to be the one to eat the first pin, made good use of the Main Event exposure tonight. Great opening match.

We have a new Women's Intercontinental Champion, after nearly a decade out of the ring, AJ Lee in her Adopted Home city of Chicago, made Becky lynch tap after Becky tries to Cheat to win at the expense of Senior Female Referee, Jessica Carr. This was a real feel good moment. 

This close to wrestlemania, especially when the company are hedging their bets on Punk vs Reigns, they were never going to Change the belt before April, and Especially not in the Champion's home city.  With that said, CM Punk and Finn Balor didn't phone this in. After the match,  Finn was Gracious in defeat, as AJ Lee came out to celebrate with her husband. 

The reveal of the Mystery Box was next and remember the adage of whoever comes out of a Box is instantly over...well it wasn't Chris Jericho thank goodness...but it was something alright. As The reveal was Former Aew Comedy Jobber Danhausen, who had a dance routine with Dancing girls a big entrance,  a popcorn fart of a firework and the lights when out and whole display was gone, with the commentary aghast and the Crowd confused.

The enviability of L***n P**l one day being World Champion makes me want to retch. But for now, enjoy the Familiar Comfort of Randy Orton going to try to become A 18 time World champion before his retirement is something I can get behind, All courtesy of a double bluff by the masked man, who this time was Seth Rollins.

Confirmed matches at Wrestlemania 42

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP-DREW MCINTYRE VS RANDY ORTON 

WORLD'S CHAMPIONSHIP-CM PUNK VS ROMAN REIGNS

RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP-RHEA RIPLEY VS JADE CARGILL. 

And that will do it for this Post.

Until MLW drops Fusion episodes, there will be no Wrestling posts til Mania next month. Tomorrow over at Bogger Box Office, I will unleash the review of the Worst Irish Film ever made! And a new Readers Poll. If you would like to follow me on X, you can find me @RealEnli

TASTE TEST 2K26: PRINGLES MYSTERY FLAVOUR-FALLOUT 76

 ...And like I said yesterday,  we are not done with taste tests. This Shouldn't take too long as we only have one thing to Discuss.

Following last year's Collaboration with Super Mario Brothers, Pringles has now Joined Forces with The Fallout Franchise.

Now I'm out of my depth here, I'm Afraid.

I never enjoyed Shooter video games.  I preferred Fighting games and RPGs. And as I got older, While I haven't abandoned Games completely, I prefer these days to watch let's plays.

I also know Fallout 76 was adapted into a Show on Amazon Prime. I only pay for Netflix so my Knowledge on Fallout apart from Wikipedia is slim.

With that said I Doubt a game based on An Alternative post Nuclear war Nevada is hardly the place to find ingredients for this flavour. But first, the Rundown:

PRINGLES MYSTERY FLAVOUR-FALLOUT 76

Packaging: Silver,  which guess they are using exclusively for Mystery Flavours with an open vault hatch door with a question mark on it. The game's logo is underneath.

Calories count: 157 calories in a 30g serving. Item Contains 5 and a half servings. Item weighs 165g

Flavour: It makes no Sense! When I think of Franchises based on Survival and post Nuclear war, you think of Food you COULD Eat In a Situation like that. Beef Jerky, Tins of Stew, Corned Beef, Government Cheese, Rations of some sort. Not CHEESY GARLIC BREAD! 

Did Pringles even understand the assignment? I had to Google search Fallout Garlic bread to see if it circles back to Fallout in some way. I checked and there isn't any in game item that directly links Garlic bread to Fallout! You can cultivate Mutated Wheat, but not directly Garlic Bread. 

Hell,  I know nothing about Fallout and just named 5 things that A) could be a flavour Crisp and B) make Thematic Sense. And they blew it!

TASTE TEST 2K26: MINECRAFT, VOLCANIX,MAGNUM SIGNATURE LA PASTICHE & CORNETTO MAX HAZELNUT AND CHOCOLATE

 "Who are you?"

My name is....

Eamonn Bermingham, Ireland's Journeyman Reviewer, back on the trail on his third Try for the hardest Graps, and the tastiest Grub to go along with it !

So it's time for the taste test as Heartbeat International has this year has graced us with not 3 BUT FOUR new Items, So let's get into it!

Actually I call them Heartbeat International,  but this maybe this'll be the last time you'll see that Logo, as on the packaging for contact number is the new Blanket name for all the ice cream brands under Unilever's Banner-Magnum Ice Cream Company, whether or not the rumours of a cookie Cutter brand in every country with regional market ice-cream obliterated.  We could have the return of Super split (Creamsicle) at the expense of the maxi Tub and the Hazelbrook Farm Vanilla Block? You better not!

MINECRAFT BAR

Please Ignore the fact Steve is in the photo used.  I guess they use both Main characters for the packaging 

Packaging: Metallic Teal Sky Over Metallic Green Grass. Picture of Item Next to Minecraft's Default Female Character Alex,  at the Bottom we are told of a scan Code for a Free in game item for Anyone who Actually plays.

Calorie Count: 73 calories in 46g Item

Flavour: Green Food Colouring and Vanilla Colouring "Grass" over a Layer of Chocolate "Dirt" layer, which Sits on Vanilla Ice-cream "Ore" with Blue Colour Rice ball "Diamonds" in a sliced version of Big Bite

Taste: Had to Consume Quickly Because it melts as soon as you look at it.

Despite the Third Party Money, once again like the movie,  the Ice cream invocation is every bit the disappointment. Eating this Green food colouring vanilla and chocolate mishmash invokes Memories of Irish Shops who sell "Irish Cones" by spilling Goodall's Green into the machine. So eating this doesn't bring up, going to Minecraft to Slay The Enderman, no it drums up let's stand on a street, in the rain, looking at Tractors pull a trailer filled with Rugby Players in Drag!

VOLCANIX

Packaging: Black with item in centre. Cross section of Item shows item is filled with 5 different layers of flavours and textures-in keeping with the volcano theme, Caramel pieces and sauce spew like lava and volcanic debris.

Calorie Count: a Sturdy 231 calories in a 75g item.

Flavour: choc ice which Contains Biscuit pieces in outer layer with vanilla Ice-cream that hides a 3 layered core of chewy Caramel balls, Caramel sauce and chocolate Ice-cream.

Taste: First it smells amazing: if there is one thing Heartbeat International did right, it's Dark chocolate. Now to the first bite, which uncovered a layer of Caramel balls which leads to some falling to the floor like ball bearings. Second bite reveals a layer of balls held in the sauce layer. A third bite causes the ball layer to vanish, changing the flavour profile. The next and final bite are the remaining Caramel, chocolate mouse like ice cream and Signature vanilla. An adventurous ice cream that changes its flavour profile with every bite- and each experience is delicious. 

It took me two days to get this out, so the following two tests are In fact made a day later.

(24 Hours And a Balanced Breakfast Later)

MAGNUM LA-PISTACHE SIGNATURE 

Packaging: Item is resting on chocolate Brown,  white and Clover panels with Pistachio on the Clover panels.

Calorie Count: 233 in a 70g Item

Flavour: Pistachio Ice-cream with Pistachio core covered in Pistachio chocolate shell half dipped in milk chocolate with mixed nut nibs in shell.

Taste: The chocolate Shell is so thick, one bite causes that bitten side's chocolate to fall off from the smooth Ice-cream. I'm confused to why there is a core of the exact same flavour of the Ice-cream, but the milk chocolate and Mixed nuts does give some variety. Personally I think Dubai Chocolate is overrated, and Magnum has released far more interesting flavours.

CORNETTO MAX HAZELNUT & CHOCOLATE 

Packaging: Chocolate Brown with hazelnut photos, and white and gold logos

Calorie Count: The Heftiest Count this year-279 in a 82g Cone including Cones

Flavour: Exactly what it says on the tin.  Chocolate and Hazelnut Ice-cream filled wafer core topped with Caramel sauce, and topped with a hazelnut and Chocolate disc.

Taste: Disc when Bitten into doesn't break like solid chocolate, but instead melt into a blob of Nutella (Which makes sense since Ferrero is also a Unilever Brand) remnants of the disc slides on a sea of Caramel, causing attempts to eat the whole disc a messy one. Polishing off the disc and sauce leaves only the icecream, which if it was still just vanilla, wouldn't be anything to write home about.

And we are not even done yet! Join me this time tomorrow, when we crawl to the surface with Pringles, as we review Pringles Fallout Mystery Flavour.