List of champions -NEW CHAMPION IN CAPS.
World's:Satoshi Kojima
OPENWEIGHT:MATTHEW JUSTICE
Middleweight:Mistico
Tag:Contra (Minoru Suzuki and Ikuro Kwan)
Featherweight:Janai Kai
(PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING)
The League is tatters!
Having Gold or the pencil means you are nothing but a target for heels. Kojima? Flanked by all challengers, from the Rogue Horsemen, to Contra, to even his own friend, Matt Riddle who has a title shot against him.
Mistico? Every Flippy Dipper in a mask from Mexico is seemingly being signed to appear between now and kings of colosseum.
Even the Brass are not having it easy. As soon as the Kidnapped Cesar Duran was about to reveal his kidnapper's identity, his daughter, Salina Dela Renta's waters broke.
Launched on YouTube on Sunday morning. And filmed as the undercard of Lucha Apocalypto, (yes, seriously, the world title match was not good enough to get on the main show!) This is Slaughterhouse.
We start as we seemingly always do, with Contra on back, beating up Jobbers. Until Kojima, Okamura and Akira turn up and what do they do? They Fought off! The champion who is a weak champion all things considered is being beaten on until he is saved by his own challenger, Matt Riddle. After the save, Riddle tells Kojima he has signed his contract that he won in Battle Riot. On January the 12th, Kojima Vs Riddle at kings of colosseum. All the while Kojima nods at the words he understood.
First Bout of the evening, A Tag Team tables match between the Anderson's and the Bombaye Fight Club. No Disqualifications, LAAAAZ....wait the match is elimination style? So they are listening! Mr Thomas was first eliminated by an ambush by BRG, who is chased out by Paul London. Thomas fell into a table by the apron, C W Anderson was Suplexed by Kane through a table, and Alex Kane was given a Spinebuster through a table by Brock Anderson for the Win. Again, MLW are gonna regret doing this to Alex Kane, who may just up and leave for WWE like Zayda did!
Video Package of Matthew Justice hours before title win. He grins at the camera when the Building owner told him not to dive off the balcony. Which was the finish of the match!
Okamura won over Ikuro Kwan in a obvious fluke win. Ikuro has for years being treated as the Career Job Guy, but come on, he's a Champion now! Give him some respect.
Tom Lawlor's interview with Barbario Carvanario. This was WWF Superstars cartoon stupidity. Out comes Bicarbonate of Soda, in face paint, in full gimmick with a a bag of ribs, which he eats throughout, He Literally Spits out, in Chunks of Chewed meat and Broken English, that he wants Mistico in Dallas.
Kojima eats bread Backstage, speaking of munchies, here's Riddle to remind us he will be facing his friend for the Title at King's of Colosseum.
Paul London Vs Kenta. This was a strange one. Despite Paul London being a Baby-face, who helped other babyfaces earlier, London was heelish in this match. Whether it was this mostly Lucha crowd, who didn't want to see Paul London do ground wrestling, or he was taken a breather at his age, which the Mexican crowd are conditioned to boo and take as cowardice.I don't know what to tell you. But this match was good. Kenta wins and then The Doomsday Clock counted down. Dijak cames down and took out Kenta, and given what Dijak said about Kenta and Cm punk, it was only a match of time, before this feud was booked.
Dijak squashes Kevin Knight! After the match Tom Lawlor who left ringside to avoid the man who injured him was insulted by Dijak.
Congratulations to Natalia Class (Salina De La Renta) on the birth of her Daughter....who we are supposed to believe is now bought to the shows as a prop. A baby doll in Swaddling cloths starts to cry a recording of crying, which causes Salina to shout at Jesus. Cesar tells us he knows who kidnapped him.... but won't tell the audience. Watch it be Eric Bischoff for no good reason!
Delmi Exo Squashes a Carmella Cosplayer, followed by Janai Kai assaulting her and cutting off the hair extensions she never wore to this point!
Christian Cole outside medical room waiting for Kenta.
Minuro Sazuki Vs Riddle. Octopus stretch by the "Murder Grandpa" to start with and this was a technical match despite Sazuki's Glaring limitations. Until Sazuki decks Matt Riddle with a right hand and chokes him with the Contra flag. This gives Riddle the second wind. And he beats Sazuki with the formerly named Bro Derrick, now the Bro stone!
Lawler asks Riddle for first shot if he wins title
World title match Bobby Fish Vs a now healthy Kojima Who finally getting over his injury, but is now taking on serious challengers, Because up to now he has Put the Belt up against his friends and Jobbers and being protected in Tag matches. Not Counting The time Kruger got himself disqualified with the ref standing one foot away from him, the last time Satoshi Kojima had a serious match was against Tito Escondito...SIX MONTHS AGO!. Kojima Retains Against Bomb Shelter Bobby Fish, And for once Kojima had to work for the win.
Kenta exits medical room, teases Bullet Club. Oh Goodie we get the Dregs of the Cool T-shirt Bros, Now that Kenny and Finn, and Cody and Tama are getting 6 figure salaries in the number one and two companies! Maybe Tony Khan can let Lightswitch White do something with mlw, he ain't doing much in All Elite Wrestling!
And Now our Main Event, The Weapons of mass Destruction match Between Krule and Akira in what maybe the modern day Dusty vs Ole Anderson Feud- Because "It Will Never Be OVAH!" Anyway this is no Wrestling match, this is Garbage in, Garbage out! They were headbutting each other with soldier helmets, using weapons throwing salt into open wounds. Finish was Krule hitting Scorched Earth on Akira but the South African Giant couldn't gloat over his win, as the last thing we see is Akira putting a plastic bag over Krule's masked face!
And that's what this post is...DONE! Next Month on Monday the 9th I will have deferred Results of Eric Bischoff's One shot which will be the last show I will review before the new year and I break for the Holidays, So I will see you then, for the last time in 2024!
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