MLW FUSION EPISODE 192: TURKEY JERKS! (THANKSGIVING SPECIAL)

 LIST OF CHAMPIONS AFTER FIGHTLAND (Title changes in Capital letters.)

• World's: Alex Kane
• Openweight: Ricky "Fat Mudshow Fuck" Shane Page
• TAG: SECOND GEAR CREW (MATTHEW JUSTICE AND ONE CALLED MANDERS(
• Middleweight : Rocky Romero
• Featherweight: Janai Kai

Since I went through the Events of Fightland in last week's episode, I feel like, apart reminding you all of title changes, that I shouldn't go through the results I already did. Though In the last episode I was told I didn't mention in the World Titan Federation's attack after the main event, the existence of new Member to MSL's Group, Josh Bishop.

Well, he has now being mentioned. Just now. You just read him being mentioned.

It was not a snub at all, let me explain!

The Journeyman Reviewer thing is not a nickname or gimmick, I only review televised wrestling, while Fusion is televised in a fashion that sees it televised 3 weeks later, that still justifies as a Televised promotion. The Ppvs are not Televised which means that I can only go by videos from their Twitter account of the night in question and those are the only tweets in question they give out. 

And besides, giving he's not seen in this episode at all, it's strange for the episode blurb to advertise him like he was going to be there

But let's get to brass tacks. 

Episode Cold opens to Alexander Hammerstone Justifying his actions, that yes his release request was legitimate, but Court Bauer did nothing to keep an asset like him... but MSL bent over backwards to get him into WTF!

First Match TJ Crawford, Holding a Sign that called for the Return of Tiny Deppen Vs Nolo Kitano. Standard Flippy Shit that doesn't do well with Crawford and People who know what they are doing! Interference from a masked Tony Deppen and  later on Griffen McCoy, Distracted The Ghetto Samurai long Enough to kick him so hard, Nolo probably thought he was still watching Anime in his Mammy's Basement! A nice little faction the Dirty Bastards are turning into!

Backstage Mascara Dorado demands An All or Nothing match for Rocky Romero's Two middleweight titles at One Shot. I wonder why they don't give the title shots to Ichiban their own talent and not a guest to their roster, but that'll soon make sense.

MSL in the WTF Office touts that when Matt Cardona wins the World's Title, The belt will be Rechristened the WTF Linear Legitimate Universally Recognised Championship.

Backstage Ichiban is beaten up by Promotionales Dorado. So much for your win Streak, not only is your tag partner getting YOUR title shot after YOU got the pin, but now you are beaten up backstage by a woman and a fat man in a Tuxedo. Ok a Frightening looking Highly skilled Woman, but Ichiban still took a beating from a fat man in a Tuxedo like a bitch! And insult to injury, He was Slapped by Salina!

In the Calling's Torture Porn Set, Fat Mudshow Fuck Cuts Promo on Akira " We make Mistakes when we are young, and pay for them when we are old"

"Top Tier" Tiara James Vs Notorious Mimi in Featherweight action. MLW needs desperately a solid women's division. For reasons I will get to later. Tiara is on a roll, especially since her opponent tonight is a very impressive specimen. After Countering Mimi's Fireman's Carry into a Combination Neckbreaker into a Jawbreaker Finisher, making her way to the ramp she was interviewed by Sam Laterna. She's throwing her name into the hat for a title shot for the Featherweight title. 

Reporters accuse Monsieur Saint Laurent of Contract tampering to get Hammerstone in World Titan Federation.

Alex Kane cuts Promo on Cardona for attacking Mr Thomas weeks ago.

MSL at the entrance is trying to bribe Stephen Manders to sign with World Titan Federation with Hotdogs! 

It doesn't work!

In a Backroom, Love Doug has being invited to spend time with Becca. I say "invited" the word I should really use is "Lured" as inside was Brett Ryan Goseleen with a Crowbar who attacked Doug. Could this be the worst Thanksgiving ever?

No I'm Sure paying €15 extra for a €60 game you already own to kill a dude by overfeeding him for one month of the year is still Worse!

One Shot rundown including 2 Featherweight Matches. As revealed on YouTube Delmi Exo will face Miyu Yamashita, some 90 pound Schoolgirl  from Japan. While Janai Kai will put her title against Maki Itoh...yes the Maki Itoh WHO DOESN'T WORK HERE! WHO HADN'T EARN A TITLE SHOT! That's why you need a Real Division, not give away title shots like they are Sweeties on Halloween.

Mance Warner and Manders share their last beers in MLW. Mancer Rambles Something about a "Masked Badass Number 3" so if it a work, Mancer will calling Charlie Brown From Outta Town, or Juan Cena!

Tag Team Main event Time! 

Bombaye Fight Club Comprising of Mr Thomas and Alex Kane Vs With Saint Laurent at ringside, WTF bought it's Top players, in Matt Cardona and Filthy Tom Lawlor. 4 minutes in, of a solid, not really groundbreaking match, Kane Lands awkwardly on his side breaking up a double team by the heels. He rolls up clutching his side and it looks like it's worse than he let on. As Mr Thomas looks on concerned, Cardona makes his move to Hit a sneak attack, which Thomas shrugs off. Getting a measure of Revenge on his attacker. Even so, it's still a numbers game, but out comes Kane with a Bandaged Chest, but MSL flattens him with a Chair that only makes the injury worse. With Lawlor finishing the job on Kane the outside. Cardona hit Radio Silence and pinned Mr Thomas for the win.

No doubt giving MSL all the confidence with his men ahead of One Shot, which I'm sure the next episode is a rundown show for, given we are not told about what's in store for next week.

MLW FUSION EPISODE 191: FIGHTLAND RUNDOWN AND RESULTS

 So....a Mistake on my Part! By the time Major league Wrestling will televise Fusion on Thanksgiving on the day before in America, Here in Ireland Fusion will drop on YouTube on 1am, when Technically, It will be Thanksgiving!

And by the time this comes out on Monday, any predictions I would have made would be useless. And by then I hope someone has made some sort of results post by the time you read this!

So as Such, No New Matches, We have The Main events of Never Say Never, Fury Road and Slaughterhouse, while the first two were shown in the last Rundown shows....

Alex Kane Vs Tom Lawlor is Brand new to a free audience.

Last month, The Scheduled Title match between Bulldog Jnr and Alex Kane had to be Rebooked after Smith got Injured, so Tom Lawlor Returned To Major League Wrestling at Slaughterhouse. And despite Having to announce this match 5 minutes after Fusion ended, 1 day before the PPV, they crushed it!

Alex Kane Defeated The Returning Filthy Tom Lawlor in a Mat Classic! This match was the epitome of MLW's statement of Hybrid Wrestling, Catch, Judo Holds, Submissions, Hope Spots, Storytelling, The Works. Imagine how much Better this match would have being if it wasn't made last minute? But lets Get to brass tacks! I would like to Thank MLW'S own Twitter Account for releasing Some video footage Of Fightland as it happened.

Results Rundown of Fightland

Second Gear Crew Finally win the Tag titles in a ladder Match. The Calling Implode when Akira is taken out by the Mudshow Fucks! But it would be a bittersweet victory for the SGC, as you'll read below.

To the shock of No-one, the guy whose booked with a title match next month didn't lose the Loser Leaves Town match. Mance Warner Lost due to the betrayal of Steph De Landers.

"WHO?"

Apparently she's Mance Warner's Girlfriend. It would be real shame if they never established her Existence prior to this moment or anything (!)

After the match, Mancer got a measure of Revenge by punching out a gloating MSL.

Salina Dela Renta's Grudge against Ichiban continues, as Does his win streak in a High-flying Lucha Rules Match, Ichiban teamed with 2 year Pro Mascara Dorado 2 Vs the Double Champion Rocky Romero and his partner....

BAARRRRBAARNARIA CAAAADVAAAARRINARIOOOOO
HEEEEEE HIT HIM WITH THE CARNE ASADA!

Anyway, Pasta Carbonara, or what ever his name is, took the Pin. 

Finally the Gruelling, Heavy hitting World Title match between Alex Kane Vs The Challenger Jacob Fatu. For over 30 minutes the Two tried to wear each other down with Blows and Sleepers, until 30 minutes in and Fatu Crossed Bodied Kane into the table he set up earlier, But it was not to be for Fatu as the Sleepers and Suplexes kept Coming. After the match, the World Titan Federation attacked them both then the Lights went out and when they Returned standing in the ring in a WTF t-shirt, Was Former Champion, Alex Hammerstone who joined in on the attack. From joke to Threat, and with Mister Saint Laurent solely Booking Oneshot next month, what on Earth will happen in the following weeks?

List of Champions-UPDATED title changes in capital

• World's: Alex Kane
• Openweight Ricky Fat Mudshow Fuck Page
• TAG: THE  SECOND GEAR CREW( MATTHEW JUSTICE AND ONE CALLED MANDERS)
• Middleweight Rocky Romero
• Featherweight Janai Kai

Next Monday I will be attending a Birthday out of Town, So the Fusion on Thanksgiving will be reviewed on Tuesday the 28th! Look out for episode 192- Turkey Jerks Next week!

MLW FUSION EPISODE 190: FRIDAY MORNING HEAT

 List of CHAMPIONS-no Change

• World's: Alex Kane
• Openweight:Ricky "Fat Mudshow Fuck" Shane Page
• Tag: the Calling (Fat and Small Mudshow Fuck)
• Middleweight: Rocky Romero
• Featherweight: Janai Kai

(LAST WEEK ON MLW FUSION!)

With his Client's Title Shot secured for Next month's PPV, One Shot. In a show of good Faith, Monsieur Saint Laurent gifts Matt Cardona a new car! Right after he attacked Alex Kane's Running Buddy, Mr Thomas. Paying of a Journalist, MSL tried to drive a wedge between Kane and his Challenger Jacob Fatu, thankfully, after I mentioned how reveals happen 5 feet from the all Parties involved, Kane confronted Cardona long enough for Fatu to Steal his new car.

So let's get Into it!

We start off with a strong Cold Open, With World Champion Alex Kane jogging through the Streets of Atlanta. Telling the Camera he's ready for Fatu as the Rest of Bombaye come out jogging behind him.

First match and we finally find that upside to MLW we've been looking for. Opening match is Cocky Newcomer Griffin McCoy Vs Veteran and Fan Favourite "Hot sauce" Tracey Williams. Finally Some Good-Ass Technical Fucking Wrestling! New to our screens if you are Reading this before watching the Episode on YouTube (Which you really should, because no one in Britain is waiting 3 WEEKS! for Ayozat to televise this!) McCoy is a 6 year Pro while Williams not only is a 13 year Pro, but unlike this former tag partner , Tony's Little Dog Pockets, washed the Stink of SHITcara off himself! Finish was Ref bump During Williams' Piledriver, which was reversed into a Low blow leading to a Disaster Kick for the win. That's two losses for Williams on the trot, but If this was WWE, that's what they would be doing with him-Putting younger guys over. Still I hope they do something with a Old Hand like Williams.

Backstage, And MSL makes a Statement on the Auto theft of Matt Cardona's BMW. Stating when he found it called The Samoans Savages, found it close to a Drive-by and quote "USING THE ENGINE TO COOK A PIG ON A SPIT!"

JAYSUS!

I'M NOT SAMOAN, AND EVEN I'M OFFENDED!

...and Saint Laurent reveals the logo of the World Titan Federation, a Mockery of the 90s WWF logo.

Janai Kai Liquidates a Jobber in a minute! They gave her name and music and ...that's why you don't! You get pummelled into Dog food before your jacket is took off and noone remembers your name! I'm for making new Champions look strong, but you have Other Girls that people have seen before.

 Rich Dombrosksi and Matt Striker does Bit to camera, Out comes Page, Out comes Second Gears and  they fought off!

New Match signed for Fightland, Calling Vs SGC in a  ladder match....

(Sigh!)

That's 3 gimmick title Matches in a row for this feud. People talk about Coked Up Khan booking like a Mark, but 3 Gimmick matches? One Gimmick match, should have ended this! Sure, Rich says into the "Final Chapter!" I'll believe it when I see it!

Rocky Romero cuts a Promo, and it's a Decent Promo! He had cockiness and some base in his voice. So that's why he never talked In the Puddin' Gang. Because he sounds like a Grown Ass Man.

Calling make a promo while undercutting each other.

Don King Reads from his Autocue, Supporting Alex Kane, I Glaze over these now, because noone buys Don King is part of This Company, and it's just empty words he's told to say. So I'll keep using this until they prop him up a chair live in the ring and not on his Cameo!

Second match Confirmed for One Shot-Ricky Shane Page Vs Jimmy Lloyd. I'm sure it'll devolve into a hardcore Match.

Tom Lawlor announces that next week's main event for Fusion on Thanksgiving. Bombaye Vs the World Titan Federation. To Confirm it's the World champ, Alex Kane and Mr Thomas versus Matt Cardona and the "Sports Entertainer" Filthy Tom Lawlor. 

Speaking of Mr Thomas, he and Oshaye Edwards of the Bombaye Fight Club faced the Mane Event in the Main Event.....yep, they got me to write that! Anyway the Two behemoths made short work of the two comedy Faces, them getting Distracted by a shapely Women from the Fight Club, using Jay Lion's hula Hoop. And trust me looking at her in a Black dress with a lot of Cleavage on display, Any Hot-blooded man would be distracted!

Backstage Mancer and Manders talk strategy with a whiteboard, until the Mudshow starts attacking them. 

MSL manipulates a brawl between Kane and Fatu during the Contract signing by having Cardona  duck a punch from Kane that hits Jacob. Security pulls them apart as MSL walks into the room laughing wildly at a Job well done!

A Decent Episode this week. Next week we have the Fusion on Thanksgiving, even though Thanksgiving is not for another 2 weeks. 

MLW FUSION EPISODE 189: SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN, YOU PAID FOR YOUR SEATS!

 (LAST WEEK ON MLW FUSION...

Salina Dela Renta was Executive Producer of Fusion last week, And In Exchange for some dirt on Alex Kane, (Which turned out to be lies.) Salina lost Her Right to book Fightland to The Former Executive Founder Monsieur Saint Laurent.

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-no Change

• World's: Alex Kane
• Openweight: Ricky Shane Page aka Fat Mudshow Fuck
• Tag: the Calling (Fat Mudshow Fuck and Small Mudshow Fuck)
• Middleweight: Rocky Romero
• Featherweight: Janai Kai

Monsieur Saint Laurent in his office announces The Main event for One shot next month. His Client, "The Agent" Matt Cardona will face the World's Champion, Whoever it may be after Fightland.

Mance Warner Vs Mudshow Fuck #6. It was a Squash- Next! This match was so uninteresting, I will take this time to address something I eluded to in the title. During the Matches fans were moving about leaving their seats during the opening matches. Which is fine, they have every right to do so.

What They Don't have the Right to do is asking Security to Move the Guard rail and let them walk on the Entrance way to one side of the Building to another. Do I have to put in Subtitles? You are putting your fans at risk if There are plans for an unexpected Run-in! MLW is On a Bubble because they are Suing WWE for Creating a Monopoly. The last thing  Court Bauer needs is Jerry McDevitt's Replacement to do is show the Judge some Neckbeard in Cicero Illinois being knocked over going to the Bathroom!

Maybe that's why MLW is no longer Sponsored by Stephen P. New!

After not paying the Suspension after beating up Kevin Blackwood last month and then Threatening to attack Owner Court Bauer, Deppen went on  twitter to poll his followers on whether he should pay which they said that he shouldn't. And so Management has made the Announcement that Tony Deppen is now suspended Indefinitely.

Recorded Earlier, Monsieur Saint Laurent gifts Matt Cardona a new Car

Alex Kane cuts a promo, only to be told by his Handlers That Mr Thomas, who faces Fatu next, is taken out backstage. 

Backstage in MSL's Office with Tom Lawlor. On the Phone MSL Teases that Tom Lawlor will be coming out from now on in a Outlandish quote "Sports Entertainer's Robe". Saint Laurent officially welcomes "Filthy Tom" to World Titan Federation. MSL had to take a call, so He leaves Lawlor to steal all of His Jellybeans and a Stack from An open briefcase.

The Calling in their Torture porn Studio. Fat Mudshow Fuck, cuts a Promo on the SGC, but directs the Word "Weak" towards Akira.

Jacob Fatu and Sam have a Relaxed Interview backstage! Monsieur Saint Laurent, brags about the New Car, which leaves Fatu to have evil on his mind

Backstage with Cardona and Sam, Cardona Crows about Fightland being in New York, giving him home advantage.

New match signed for Fightland-It is now  Loser Leaves Town Between Matt Cardona and Mance Warner, Considering Cardona is already signed to have a match Next month, who do you think Is going to win this match?

J Bouji (Formerly Lil' Bouji) Vs David Flair Brett Ryan Goseleen. As expected with a name like that, Goseleen is a guy with Peroxide Blonde Hair cut to look like a Ken Doll. Then he takes off his Robe and there is no Physique on Goseleen. He Out wrestled Bouji, that's fine, But Don't do the Body Gimmick if you Don't have One! Anyway Goseleen won with the most devastating move in Wrestling, The Fucking Rollup! #BanTheFuckingRollup

Recorded Earlier, Love Doug is tricked to camp outside to wait for Becca, only to be slapped by Tiara James and then Minoru Suzuki. Suzuki looked Pissed, after all he needed to catch a train....and Wrestle on it to endanger passengers!

In the Hospital, A Fake Journalist, one that looks exactly like Yenta Bitch-enspan, Claims To Kane he saw Fatu take out Thomas, Only for him to be paid off by MSL....FIVE FEET AWAY FROM THE BOMBAYE MEMBER WHO LOOKS LIKE TONY KHAN!

Backstage Pull apart between Fatu and Kane before one of the Bombaye members pulls out his phone and Shows Cardona attacking Thomas.

Calling Vs Second Gear Crew Tables match for the tag team championships. And of course, being a modern Table Match, Everything else was Legal and there was No Disqualifications. Being a Tag match, the match Would only end with Both members of one team went through the tables. First Page, then Manders for their respective teams. Then In A Screwy Finish, Akira Put Matthew Justice in a Top rope Flip Crucifix that put both Through a table, but Akira went through it first, However, the Ref Ruled it as A Draw! As the crowd chanted "Bullshit"! This brings out the rest of the Calling, Mance Warner and Security to break it up.

SGC Cuts Rambling Promos After the match. Mance says he's Paid to Commit Felonies in this ring every night. Matthew Justice grabs the Mic and Someone has being reading this blog. As someone in the Audience shouts "Matthew Justice is A Discount Seth Rollins!" My exact words was "Food At Home" Seth Rollins! You are Confused but you have the Spirit!

Alex Kane Confronts Cardona in the carpark, only for Fatu to steal Matt Cardona's BMW.

Next week,  New Featherweight Janai Kai is in action for the first time and Don King Reads from his Cameo that Court Bauer pays to keep up this Facade. My Name is Eamonn Bermingham and I will see you next week!

Salina Dela Renta Presents: MLW FUSION EPISODE 188: FRESH FROM THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE: CHOICE CUTS!

 PREVIOUSLY ON MLW FUSION....

We Continue our Fallout of Slaughterhouse, But not in America as this Week Salina has the Pencil and with it, has ordered The Production truck to show Rocky Romero Title Defence In Stadium Mexico, as Executive Producer to this week's Show, makes it in conjunction with CMLL.

Tonight with The World's Champion, Alex Kane as her Guest. "La Bruja" has a Special Announcement regarding the Next Payperview, FIGHTLAND!

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-no Change

• World's: Alex Kane
• Middleweight: Rocky Romero
• Tag: the Calling (Fat and Small Mudshow Fuck)
• Featherweight: Janai Kai.

Jesus Rodriguez announces Salina Dela Renta. She is about to tell us the main event of Fightland when Ichiban enters  with Translator/Relative. Salina gets angry at Ichiban, because of the two Cultures he appropriated, Mexico's is one of them, So she makes Jesus versus Ichiban for right now, Jesus Conveniently having a Body suit under his Tuxedo.

Ichiban Squashed Jesus Rodriguez very soundly, in the only physical match contested in the arena that night. After the Bout, Rocky Romero, Jesus and Janai Kai attacked The Still Undefeated Ichiban with a Chair. The Man from the Number 1 Dojo, has a claim to both Of Romero's titles, But Salina will stack the deck as you will see.

Salina Announces Fightland tag match between Rocky Romero And Barbaria Cadavarinario

 Sorry i Said that Wrong! Rocky Romero and

"BAAAAAARRRBARIA CADAAAAAVARRRRRINAROOOOOOO!
HE HIT HIM WITH THE CORNHOLIO TP FOR MYYYYYYY BUNGHOLE!"

Vs Ichiban and Mascara Dorado #2 but is Constantly interrupted by the Bombaye Fight Club chanting their name. 

Second Match Was a Recording from CMLL, Rocky Romero vs Former TNA Star Volodor Jr. Not the Full Match because all of the FUCKING Camera Cuts. There was so many Camera Cuts in this match, you think Kevin Dunn had a Cousin South of the Border! However from all the parts that were watchable, this was a different Rocky from the one in The Puddin' Gang! They booked him to a threat, in Both of these Companies. Fancy That! Booking Smaller Men to be threats Also!

Salina cuts a Promo for Janai Kai, and cut to a video package, Proclaiming her Martial Arts backgrounds and her Proficiency for Kicks! Something Delmi Exo Found out at Slaughterhouse when she lost the Belt to her. 

After break Salina Dela Renta is Confronted by The Former Champion Delmi Exo, and  has a further Confrontation with Monsieur Saint Laurent, Exchanging Documents for Extortion. MSL will give her All the Dirt on Alex Kane in Exchange for The Former Chairman to Get the Booking rights for Fightland. And I'm Sure You Needed the Cameraman to show us this Large Man, shouting loudly "EXORTION!" In this packed Arena. I Know MLW Isn't Filmed Live, But I'm sure Alex Kane will have Words when he does see this episode.

Second Gear Crew drinking in Carpark and Salina confronts them only for Jacob Fatu to scare her off and start Drinking!

Salina introduces Alex Kane, The Dirt That MSL Had on Alex Kane? A lie about Him and Thomas being Gay Lovers. So With that Quickly Dropped, Realizing She Fucked Up Trusting MSL, Salina Introduces the New number one contender Jacob Fatu. The Crowd Pop, and For Sure, it will be a good match....except we just saw Jacob Horsing around with a beer in his hand calling Salina Every name you can't call a women only 5 minutes ago! If they Didn't have the previous Segment I would be fine about it!

NEXT WEEK, IT'S BUSINESS AS USUAL!

MLW FUSION RETURNS TO IT'S HOME ON MONDAY! 

as of right now All that's Announced is Love-Doug responds to Becca's Letter and the card to Fightland is to take shape. See you all Next Week!

Next week, Love Doug meets Becca over the Letter. 

MLW FUSION EPISODE 187: Fresh from the Slaughterhouse, Just Offal!

 PREVIOUSLY ON MLW FUSION.....

LIST OF CHAMPIONS (TITLE CHANGES IN CAPITALS)

• World's: Alex Kane
• Openweight: Fat Mudshow Fuck!
• MIDDLEWEIGHT: ROCKY ROMERO
• Tag: the Calling (Fat and Small Mudshow Fuck!)
• FEATHERWEIGHT: JANAI KAI

We get a Rundown of all the matches from last Saturday. Including the Title Changes however this week's Episode doesn't not address the big matches. Only that In the Chamber of Horrors, The Second Gears Won and They kayfabe electrocuted some Ham-N-egger in a Gasmask.

This lucky streak for the SGC wouldn't continue as the Wheel landed on Falls Count anywhere as Despite Akira Coming to aid Ricky Shane Page, he was seen as a loser in pages eyes for losing the Titles. Page Retains but the Wedge has Grown bigger.

Despite being a last minute replacement, They made a video package on how similar Tom Lawlor and Alex Kane are, After a gruelling match. Alex Reversed the MMA fighter's Sleeper with one of his own. But the Champion had no time to celebrate. As Matt Cardona attacked Him from behind.

This week, we bury the lead of the ppv results and Focus on undercard, Middleweight Action as Two  Gimmicks Collide, Ichiban, a Black Ninja El Generico, and Love-Doug, a man who to Quote Matt Striker a few weeks back "Looks like the Secret Love-Child Of Jeff Foxworthy and Jim Neidhart!" Speaking of Matt Striker he had a Verbal Eyeroll everytime Love-Doug did his Simp Gimmick, Throwing Rose Petals in the eyes and Instead of Mounted Punches, Mounted Kisses! Ichiban Won with the Ichiban Kai, a Jumping DDT!

Despite the Loss, The crowd cheer Doug when he gets to his feet. Sam Laterna interviews Doug when a Backup Dancer Dances into view gives Doug a Letter and Arabesques out of shot. It's a letter from Becca-Watch it be a RESTRAINING ORDER!

Sam is now Backstage With Tom Lawlor. He Says that he's Fought for the Biggest scumbags in Combat Sports...So Might as well Get that Bingo as he joins World Titan Federation

Backstage again and the Dirty Bastards, Tony Deppen and TJ Crawford, Threaten to attack Everyone, Including Court Bauer.

This leads to a Announcement Straight from Court Bauer's Office that Tony Deppen is Suspended. Despite Weeks given to Have Deppen pay his fines for his Attack on Kevin Blackwood, he has refused. No Time is Given on when he Returns.

Tag team Action with the Newest Member of the Bombaye Fight Club Lil Bouji in action, After his loss in the "Proving Grounds" Match against his tag Partner, Mr Thomas, Against the Mane Event, The Thin Black Guy in a Ringmaster's Suit and the fat Guy in a lion Mask who is almost too fat to tumble through a hula Hoop. Despite Some Spots that Showed Cooperation on all Sides. BFC had their Tag Fundamentals Down Pat. Thomas did the heavy Lifting, and Bouji ran Interference like the Minesweeper of the group. Give them a Few Good Wins and make them the team to split Akira from the FAT MUDSHOW FUCK!

Second gear Crew had a Promo from the Side of a dirt road. They are not done with Matt Midcardona, So Manders has Asked to face him tonight

Mr Saint Laurent's backstage tells us Manders Challenge has being excepted as the Main event. He wants to Put all 3 in the Rear view to focus on Alex Kane!

Speaking Of the Champion, A Pretape of him in Atlanta Telling Midcardona, he Doesn't give a Fuck About where he came from. He's Gonna Suplex Him and Choke him out like every other Ho in his way!

Before the Main event Mance Warner Arrives Rambling about finding a Weapon backstage Until he Finds A screwdriver.

Main Event Time Matt Cardona versus The One called Manders. And If Kofi Kingston is the Son Gohan of WWE,  Matt Cardona is The Son Gohan of the Indies. 

Yeah, all those Garbage Matches and all those smaller Companies, They are Not Challenging him at all. and his Matches Look like the ones he has had on Heat. If WWE Ever give him his 7 figure wage again, it would be wasted. But since Cardona is being treated as a big star he had to win against a tag Guy. 3 Star Match. The Ruff Ryder is now called The Radio Silence. We get it Matt, You are A Bitter Fuck! Move on and learn a New Hold Already!

Next week, Salina Dela Renta is In Charge as executive Producer in SALINA DELA RENTA PRESENTS! And given that MLW's New champions are under her Promotionales Dorado Banner, we will have more fallout from Slaughterhouse in out next episode NEXT TUESDAY DUE TO THE BANK HOLIDAY!

So Halloween will see SALINA DELA RENTA PRESENTS MLW FUSION EPISODE 188: FRESH FROM THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE: CHOICE CUTS!

MLW FUSION EPISODE 186: Drunken Dimwitted DIY Dumbasses (Slaughterhouse Rundown)

 Well, Greetings From Ireland, Everyone!

Aren't you Surprised to see Me here today?

Well not as Surprised as I was when MLW sprang this on the internet at Dinnertime yesterday. 

And I can see why, I knew this was going to be a Rundown Show. and I will get the card later with predictions for s show that's shoved in the Shiteplus App #FuckYourApp!

So the Show's only had 2 segments Matches from Prior Encounters between The World's Champion Alex Kane and The Second Gears Trying to Build the Chamber of Horrors, while getting Drunk. Two things of note, First Mance made a reference to the first Chamber of Horrors match, saying he borrowed the Electric Chair from Kevin Sullivan. And 2 when going to get Barb Wire which Manders was Suppose to get , he bought his Merch for a plug. When they drove Away in  their Truck, Pantera was Playing on the radio, Could RVD Be making an Appearance? Or is it a Coincidence? As of Recently MLW had being using Licenced Music on the show. But stranger things have happened!

Predictions For Slaughterhouse.

After this Show Went off the air. MLW had announced that Davey Boy is injured So Replacing Him in the Title Match is "Filthy" Tom Lawlor. Does This mean the Gameplan is Changed for an opponent Alex Kane didn't Plan for? Maybe, but i don't see Kane Dropping the Belt.

SPIN THE WHEEL TO DETERMINE THE RULES TO THE STIPULATION TO THE NATIONAL OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

FAT MUDSHOW FUCK (C) VS ONE CALLED MANDERS!

As such the Stipulation changed on the fly is gonna be an X-Factor, but let's assume all match options require some kind or all Weapons. We know that Bulbous Turd Shame Page can't wrestle so if it's a Garbage match he's gonna have the advantage.

TITLE FOR TITLE

MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION AKIRA VS CMLL'S HISTORICAL WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION ROCKY ROMERO

If Rocky Romero from the Puddin' Gang Shows up and not this Bigshit Powerbroker they are making him out to be, then we are in trouble!

FEATHERWEIGHT (WOMEN'S) CHAMPIONSHIP

DELMI EXO (C) VS BECCA UNDER A CLOAK  PHANTOM CHALLENGER!

Isn't Just sad that i can just predict Shitty Finishes just by Looking at the card? Becca wins, unless it's actually someone else!

CHAMBER OF HORRORS

SECOND GEAR CREW (MANCE WARNER AND MATTHEW JUSTICE) VS THE CALLING (FATTER MUDSHOW FUCK AND MUDSHOW FUCK #6) VS WORLD TITAN FEDERATION (MATT MIDCARDONA & TBA (RVD?))

The faces are not winning this match. I see the finish like this. MSL causes a distraction that costs the SGC the match, But to get Heat back, MSL is ambushed and Shoved in the Electric Chair and shocked to end the Show.

JACOB FATU VS MINORU SAZUKI

Yes Fresh off Endangering Passengers by having wresting matches on Trains. (LOOK IT UP!) Murder Grandpa is Back in America and in MLW for the first time to face Jacob Fatu. It's Obvious to everyone that Fatu is winning this one.

Join me Next week As we get all the Fallout from Slaughterhouse: the Working titles for both episodes is going to be Choice Cuts and Just Offal!