MLW FUSION EPISODE 208-COFFEE AND A CALZONE WOULD REALLY HIT THE SPOT RIGHT NOW!

List of Champions-No Changes and some were champions at "time of Filming"

World's: Killer Kross 

Openweight: Austin Aries 

Middleweight: "Kushida"

Southern Crown: "Trevor Lee "

Tag: "The Skyscrapers" (Dijak and Josh Bishop) 

We open this week's show (Filmed in Chattanooga, Tennessee in May this year) with a Battle Royal, the only way you should debut, your new Superheavyweight. In this match, Andrew Everett, Manny Lo, Flip Sequoia, CJ Gallows, (The 19-year-old son of Luke Gallows) Labron Kozone, Azteca #44, Diego Hill, Ikuro Kwan, Okamura, The Debuting "Big 400", Jumbo, Mark Coffey, Wolfgang, Jesus Rodriguez, And Don Gato. Jumbo is big but also charismatic with facials.  He is clearly a face, though i didn't think this was the direction it was going. The Battle Royal planted some new Storyline. Namely how Don Gato took out Azteca and Jesus, what with the Deal between Don Gato and Currently AFK House of Duran, which if you remember, Don Gato was introduced as a Lucha Promoter that Cesar was trying to keep sweet by not going against him. But with Azteca Lucha coming up in November, Maybe now is the time you remember storylines. And Kozone Dealing with The Glasgow Boys. Jumbo wins the Battle Royal, which seemingly was just here for Him to make a splash. 

Despite just having a match, LaBron Kozone wants his revenge on Teddy Long's Assailant Mark Coffey, (Which Autocorrect kept calling Mark COFFEE Vs Labron CALZONE!) A hard Hitting match, which was a personal Grudge, so I didn't mind it going outside. The big story is that GBOT distracted Labron to give him his first Major League Wrestling Loss.

MLW Insider with Rich Bochinni: This week, Mistico was to Conduct an interview. So not one to be miss an opportunity to make an ass of himself, out comes Openweight Champion Austin Aries.  Mistico via Google translate, tells Aries, if he has a Pair between his Legs. He'll see him next week for the title. So now the match with Balding Plumber Averno, is now a triple threat between them and Mistico! And honestly, with all the time Austin Aries puts his foot in his mouth, It's the only source of protein he has!

Contra Dossier. This was a nice package to introduce Josef Samael to a newer audience, and it was nice to see Jacob Fatu 

Main event: Tennessee Tornado match for the Tag championship- Good Brothers vs The Skyscrapers, With Bishop Dyer who had just put ink to paper to return to WWE, elects to go out. Tennessee Tornado match, which means brawling on the outside. I'll let it slide that 2 matches turned into Garbage this week. Coffey vs Kozone was a personal matter. And this wasn't a one fall match, so I'll let it slide...this time! What I won't let slide was a table at ringside all night with nothing on it. Set up solely for Dijak to be driven through as part of the finish. Where and good on Baron Corbin-That's his name forevermore, was the one who took the Magic Killer Finisher. After the match, CJ Gallows came out to celebrate with his father and uncle. 

List of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD and one "at time of Filming '

World's Killer Kross 

Openweight Austin Aries 

MIDDLEWEIGHT: TEMPLARIO (Kushida is in a match next Week, he was not mentioned as Middleweight champion. Templario has being champion since May, where this taping is from!)

Southern Crown: "Trevor Lee"

TAG: THE GOOD BROTHERS (DOC GALLOWS AND KARL ANDERSON)

Featherweight Shotzi Blackhart 

Next week After Killer Kross successful title defense, Will he honour Matt Riddle's favour? In action, we got Kushida, seemingly no longer a champion seeking new gold against The Southern Crown champion Trevor Lee. Speaking of Gold Aries put his foot in it and now his match against Balding Plumber Averno is now a title threat with Mistico in the mix for his Openweight championship.

Follow me on my Bluesky account eamonnisenli.bsky.social Until Next Monday, I'm off to get me Some Coffee and a Calzone!

Rest of the Year Schedule for 2026

 Hello Friends New and Old, Greetings from Ireland!

If you come from my new home in Bluesky, this is one of my many tri-annually Schedules for upcoming reviews on both The Enlightened Page (This blog) and the Movie review blog Bogger Box office, which I also created.

Go to Easy Street, Go Directly pass the Jail Muskrat should be in, Collect 2000 pageviews!

Man, has it ever been this good?

I have left X for over a month, and my mental health has never been this fantastic!

When I used to get 2000 pageviews a month. I have been getting that amount EVERY DAY!

And let me tell you, that has motivated me more than I have been in a long-time! So much so The Halloween special is already finished its Hand Drafting Phase! More on that later. 

And for you all to grace me with that much traffic in such a short amount of time, given I had thoughts to just give up, you will never know how much that means to me!

And I owe it to you all to keep going!

SCHEDULE FOR THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR OF 2026

(All posts Subject to Change)

• Every Monday (unless Stated)-Mlw Fusion 
• September 14th-Mlw Fightland 
• October 5th- Mlw Slaughterhouse 
• October 12th- WWE Money In the Bank 
• November 9th- Mlw Azteca Lucha (Final Pay-per-view of the Year)
• December-Christmas Haitus

ALL PPV RESULTS ARE DOUBLE FEATURES WITH THAT WEEK'S FUSION RESULTS 

VELVET (WAITING) ROOM!

As it was revealed this summer, Persona 6 was Revealed to be in the works. And so, once it gets made and 100 percented by Let's players, Then and only then will I start work on the Tarotober Series of Essays of The Tarot's Narrative in 4 pieces of Media. I will now reveal the 3 other pieces of media who will be reviewed with the new Persona. And they are Undertale, GranBlue Fantasy and Fire Emblem 3 Houses. But that is assuming a 2027 release, otherwise I best lay of the coffee and eat a bit more salad to live long enough to see Persona 6!

SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER OFFICE

No Storyline to go with the film reviews for a while though that may change in the creative process as the months go on!

• Tuesday September the 1st-Cassandra episodes 4-6
• Thursday October the 1st-Halloween special: The Gourmet Detective (Pilot)
• Monday November the 2nd-Crap Happens Episodes 4-6
• Tuesday December the 1st-Christmas Special: Witches of Oz.

And that's all I have planned til December. I want to say, once again, thank you so much for your support, even If it's in the shadows still. 600 posts was a great Milestone, but don't expect any to be broken any time soon. Bogger Box office will have its 400th post next but that will be 2 to 3 years' time, given its monthly release. But who knows? Maybe 2027 will be newsworthy year to produce 90 posts.

MLW BLOOD AND THUNDER 2026 (AKA FANTASICO MANIA WEEK 4)

 List of Champions-No Changes and some "at time of Filming"

World's: Killer Kross 

Openweight: Austin Aries 

Middleweight: "Kushida "

Southern Crown: "Trevor Lee "

Tag "The Skyscrapers" (Dijak and Josh Bishop)

Featherweight Shotzi Blackhart 

Triple Threat Featherweight match which I guess is now non title? This would have been a good match if it was one on one, but being a Triple Threat someone had to be knocked out the ring and take a Dramatic tumble til it was their turn. And maybe this wouldn't have looked like GLOW! Lady Frost looked impressive, I'll give her that, She won with the Frost bite Moonsault on Scarlett as a warning to the Champion.

H.A.T.E., A heel faction from STARDOM Is coming soon. The MLWXSTARDOM Event tapings are the next block of tapings before we are caught up.

It looks like Fightland will be a ppv, and not a block of tapings, because it got an advert!

Seriously though, Does MLW only have one Enhancement Talent? Joe Coffey won against AlanAngels. After the match, Coffey claimed he took out Trevor Lee and Teddy Long, the latter caused LaBron with a chair and it caused a pull apart.  Coffey and Kozone will fight next week.

The Opera Cup returns this winter. Brackets for the tournament will be revealed In the coming weeks and months. 

World's championship match- Killer Kross vs Satoshi Kojima. A Tentative start, headlock by the veteran. Clean Break gets an applause from the audience. Headlock, leapfrog, drop down, dropkick takes down Kross for the first time. Kross takes down Kojima for the first time, but Kross follows up with mounted Punches. In the corner, Satoshi unleashes burning chops. Elbow drop only gets 2. DDT By Kojima also get 2. Kross powers out of the Cozy Cutter. T-Bone Suplex. Cozy Cutter by Kojima, the set up for  the Lariat, which gets a Swing and a Miss. Cross with a Cozy Cutter of his own, then a Lariat of his own.  Kojima hits the LARIOTO! out of nowhere, only gets 2. Doomsday Saito gets 2, Cross Jacket locked in Satoshi gets out once, but he taps out seconds later. 

After the match. Kross praises Kojima, but it's interrupted by Matt Riddle mouthing a repeated phrase, before getting on the Mic to say "You owe me one!" 

Next week, as well as Coffey vs Kozone, We have the Tennesse Tornado match for the Tag team championships. See you all next week.

WWE 🅱️ummer🅱️lam Minne🅱️ota

GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION!

 Night one- MinnesOBA

Backstage arrivals earlier today show Oba Femi boxing a Heavy Bag, and the arrivals of Aldis, Gunther, The Bella Sk*nks and the Fatal Str*ppers. And CM PUNK and Cody Rhodes 

Iyo Sky vs Chicken Waitress for the Raw World Women's Championship. It started alright, but as soon as Iyo started pointing to her head, she has to remind us that she's Craze-O, Doing reckless Sh*t! Ending with Iyo giving Liv the Bullet Train on the ring post-HOW THE HELL DID LIV NOT DIE FROM THAT? Despite nearly having her ribcage nearly popped like a pimple, Liv retains her title.

Backstage the Bloodline prepared for their match against Solo, Knight and Keyes next.

Whoever told Jacob Fatu to crawl like a dog in time to his music so he can do something while 

Jey Does a Yeet...He Or she should be fired! That was Aura Stealing. Solo Sikoa's new Gimmick is that he is as CRAZE-O AS IYO! Faces got the win. What more does L.A. Knight has to do to get to the World Title picture?

WWE Paid rights to Oasis for Nick Aldis' Entrance? And his family is at ringside? OH, HIS ASS IS LOSING! Okay despite my Snarkiness, this was a great match. Wade Barrett was a good choice to call this match, as he was emotionally invested in the man who gave him his first professional match. Wade Never Sat down, he was that involved. I was made to believe that Aldis had a chance, so great action, good back and forth and they told a Phenomenal story. After the loss, Nick Aldis is joined by his wife Mickie James and his son Donovan to a standing ovation. 

Bella S**nks and Paige vs The Fatal Str**pers. I know a Toilet Break when I see one! I don't see why Hunt-Uh is so dahm obsessed with Making Lacey Negligee A Star. But seeing she's a Woman with Black hair, a Peanut shaped head, a toothy grin, and a voice that can break glass! Maybe Ole Hunt-uh! Has a type! And in the stupidest heel turn Nikki attacks Paige for stealing her Spotlight....Even though replacing yourself with her was YOUR! Idea!

Undisputed championship match. I was so invested in this match; I didn't take notes. "Cody Hogan" Didn't get as much cheers as he would, the Crowd are starting to get annoyed by Cody once again. C M Punk retained with the unknown help of the returning Randy Orton. Of you were wondering who's next or even who's left, Orton is back after Treating Pat MAGAfee as Scorched Earth.

And your main event for night one. Hell In A Cell, The tiebreaker between Oba Femi and Brock Lesner. 3 Suplexes that Oba absorbed. Then the Furniture came out so it was no longer a Wrestling match. But Oba took one hell of a beating- 3 F5s a few Suplexes, and even A Tombstone on exposed planks and Oba rose like a movie monster. Fall from Grace on the wood and Brock loses 1-2 in the feud. After the match Brock more or less confirmed he is retiring. He called himself the past and Oba the Future.  Michael Cole went on to finish the show by saying Oba Femi is now "The Next Big Thing!"

Night Two- Say What You Will about Tony Khan, He Would Never Put Danhausen On Pay-per-view!

Backstage arrivals,  Danhausen's Ice-cream Van, Dom, Charlotte, Jade, Chelsea, Tiffy, Trick/Lash Baron, Seth and Roman

Number one Contenders match is now A Fourway, Sami Zayn vs Finn Balor vs Gunther vs the returning Kevin Kevin Owens, who was on the shelf for 15 months due to neck injury. We have to make every important match multi-person, don't we? So immediately 2 are Taken out so they languish at ringside til their turn. This became a schmaltz but, in the end, Owens Stuns Sami to become number one Contender to Cody Hogan.

United States championship. This was a given that Baron Corbin was to win a title in his return. Though setting up putting his hands on the Face's Heelish Rapper with Too much Free time Manager and putting him through a table sets up a rematch

5 woman ladder match for the women championship- Tiffy versus Jane Versus Chelsea vs Lash vs Charlotte. 3 Green girls, Chelsea who is Indie-Minded like her husband, Matt "Don't call me A Jobber" Cardona, and Charlotte, admittedly a World class Athlete, and former World's Champion, but one with documented Knee Injuries. So, this went as well as so expected. It was a Clusterschmaltz that needed 3 different cameras to follow groups. After everyone was taken out, it was Chelsea, knocked out hung up in the tree woe on the ladder, who woke up and won to big cheers. The fans clearly want new Stars, but now the trajectory is "Rhea Comes Back-Beats Comedy Heel Easily!" And somehow this was not the worst ladder match of the night! That dishonour goes to...

Human Monies on a Pole Match (BRO AND NU YAHK SOUNDS INTENSIFIES!) 

At this point, I was fighting sleep, it was 2am GMT. Danhausen can only work with people his size, once the T-shirt sales are down, He will be Jobbing to new Monster heels forever. They tried for competitive, then when McDumbass interfered out came the Minihausens. One may have been, if Michael Cole is to be believed, that Bull Midget when they made The Colons Bullfighters. Finish was Dom going for the Frog Splash until Danhausen Cursed the ring post and Dom got a Firework up the arse! The Winnerhausen is Danhausen. 

Ic title match. Chad Gable is looking for redemption and forgiveness for being Grande Americano, in front of his family, in his hometown...he finally becomes a singles champion defeating Penta ....and WWE IMMEDIATELY TURNS THIS HEARTFELT MOMENT INTO AN ADVERT FOR ROOT BEER, WITH A CLOWN WITH A BULLDOG HEAD GYRATING TO GABLE'S MUSIC!

"And Everyone Hated That!"

Wwe Championship Match Roman Reigns vs Seth Rollins Again. Controversial Take Time...

I Did not care for these two always coming back to face each other. It insists on itself. They wanted to book this match like the Stone Cold Vs Rock match at Wrestlemania 17, But That match only worked because both did moves from their early careers to show how much they grew in 4 years of feuding, while in comparison, Roman just learned ONE SUBMISSION HOLD IN 12!

At this point it was heading towards 3 in the morning and this match refused to end! Maybe that's why I'm a little annoyed by this match. The finish when it finally happened Contained a Ref Bump, and Reigns was going to recreate the Shield Split with a steel chair. but they just throw fists. Rollins' Pedigree is countered into a Spear as the Ref Gains Consciousness, While I, at 3:45, slipped out of mine!

Thank you for waiting! Renovation Plans for my home is on the horizon. But I will be back Monday with MLW Fantastico Mania week 4 results on Monday. The Next PPV either is Money in the Bank or Fightland, but the plans to draft the final half of Cassandra starts This weekend. Next tuesday I will have my Rest of the Year Schedule a complete battleplan of every review Til Christmas.

I am now Full-time on Bluesky!

You can find me at eamonnisenli.bsky.social 

 

MLW FUSION FANTASICO MANIA WEEK 3: DOOKIE. HE NAMED HIMSELF. DOOKIE!

 List Of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD and Some "at time of Filming "

World's Killer Kross 

Openweight Austin Aries 

Middleweight "Kushida "

Southern Crown "Trevor Lee "

Tag "The Skyscrapers" (Dijak and Josh Bishop)

Featherweight Shotzi Blackhart 

Who are Dookie and Desperado-AND WHY SHOULD WE CARE? We had no promo, or video packages to big up these two Masked morons? Anyway Flippies and Dippies with The match starting with Sweaty Grandpa whipping his dripping wet leather jacket at Mistico. Anyway Flippies and Dippies. After 6 minutes. Mistico hits la Mistico on the broken down lard lump. Through Subtitles, Mistico wants the Openweight championship Now, so Austin leaves with his tail between his legs.

Backstage in the Clubhouse, The Good Brothers issue a challenge to the Skyscrapers for 2 weeks time, A Tornado tag match for the belt. 

Glasgow Boys make their debut. It'll be Wolfgang and Joe Coffey Squashing Okamura and Ikuro Kwan. TOP HEEL FACTION IN THE COMPANY, BTW!

Rich Bochinni interviews The Skyscrapers. They except the challenge. 

LaBron Kozone gives a Statement on Teddy Long. Whoever supposedly did this to a guy who wasn't even the Building, is gonna get it!

Big Damo vs Krule ended in no Contest after Contra interfered. But we left on an important note, as the good brothers were stalled by the Sendai Death Squad, the lights went out and a fireball flashed in the ring. When the lights came back on, Josef Samael was standing in the ring over a prone Krule. The Serpent has revealed himself!

If you are looking for Summerslam results, please come back Tomorrow (4th of August,  2026)