List of Champions-No Change
World's: Mads Krule Kruger
Openweight: Blue Panther
Middleweight: Templario
Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)
Featherweight Shoko Nakajima
PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING....
"The Bro is Dead, now it's the Era of the Rude Dude!"
As emitted during the continued Crash out of Matt Riddle, who tonight will do what was thought to be inconceivable; team with the man who beat him for the title, Contra's leader, Mads Kruger. They plan on getting gold off the Tag champs, The Skyscrapers.
At Slaughterhouse, Priscilla Kelly made herself known via Satellite that she wants Shotzi Blackheart at Lucha Dela Muertes next month. Tonight Shotzi makes MLW history by being in the Featherweight's first ever Lightning match.
The Opera Cup continues before the finals at LDLM as we have a quarter final match as our main event tonight.
Filmed earlier this month as part of the Prelims and Dark Main Events of Slaughterhouse, this is Symphony of Horrors.
Matt Riddle complains to the Durans Backstage about his match tonight. Salina makes fun of the idiot's only fans.
Blue Panther vs Rugido and Atlantis for Openweight championship. Nothing Spectacular. I'm retiring quoting "Lazy Booking" when this company has A multi man match, which is every second match If I'm being honest. Rugido Is not only a mark for these old geezers, but a stooge to get them over still. Exhibit A: Blue Panther kicks Rugido while on the Middle Turnbuckle, and instead of selling it by clutching his stomach, he does a Pirouette! And after that he taps from the weakest, low effort Armbar I've seen in my life! Awful!
Krule cuts a ooky Spooky promo
Shotzi vs Britney-SOMETHING! Washed up former wwe Superstar has 6 minute Competitive with Already-In-The-Ring. This was the first women's 10 minute lightning match in MLW history. So Britney-SOMETHING will always have that! With 2:45 left on the clock, Shotzi wins, with Big Kaiju looking in the background.
After the match, like straight after Shotzi gets attacked by a "Mystery Woman"...I want to say it's Priscilla Kelly, But we were down this road before with Zayda and Janai Kai.
The soon to arrive Good Brothers do a promo and they reveal they will face the winners of the tag match at Lucha Dela Muertes.
Backstage, Brock Anderson has PTSD and Survivor Remorse...over CW being Shocked by Krule in a Funhouse Electric Chair. So Brock issues a challenge for Lucha Dela Muertes in North Carolina, In Anderson country, a specially of the State, A Bunkhouse Brawl.
Scramble match-Diego Hill vs Ikuro Kwan vs Okamura vs Stigma. Everyone get up! It's time to do everyone's favourite dance, the "Slide in, Do A Move, Take A Move, Slide Out"! What is wrong with indie wrestling? At one point all 5 men where taking out with big moves...and the crowd clapped. Not clap for someone to get back in the fight, They were reacting like "OOOOH, PRETTY FIREWORKS!" After that Hill pinned one of the Luchas and won. After the match, Blue Panther came out and raised Hill's Hand. Hill vs Blue Panther, I can dig that!
Tag Team Championship match Matt Riddle and Mads Kruger vs The Skyscrapers ended in Dq after Alexander Hammerstone decked Matt Riddle after getting in his face on commentary. And then they fought off! This was Pathetic! Why give Bishop Dyer a belt if you continue to book Bishop Dyer like Baron Corbin? It makes no sense!
Backstage: Earlier Today, Kojima is rewarded the Founding Father award by League Chairman Court Bauer. Remember this fact as it'll be important later!
Middleweight championship Templario vs Virus. Oh goody! CMLL brought over Sweaty Grandpa #2! And to Virus' credit, he came out in a Cape and costume, and not a petrol attendants Jacket like the first time I saw him. Was Virus ever any good? I'm just saying that if he was good, he would be seen in America and internationally in his prime, Somewhere. Maybe not WWE, But Wcw or Ecw, and not now when he's old and broken. Anyway as if there was any doubt, Templario retains.
Iruko Kwon reveals he stole Don Gato's Knuckles and ransoms them in exchange for a rematch for the Middleweight championship.
Opera Cup Semi final Satoshi Kojima vs Volador. Remember the lovely little trophy Kojima was rewarded with? Well I'm sure it came with the caveat, "Job to VolaDunce!" This was AEW levels of Unprofessional. VolaDuh's didn't hit any holds and just ordered Rugido and Magnus to jump Kojima over and Over, until finally Volador did use a hold-his finish.
Backstage: 5 heel Brawl continues.
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| "THAT'S 5 HEELS, DO I SEE 6?" |
That's when Brock Anderson attacks Kruger with a steel chair. Cesar breaks it up and makes the Bunkhouse Brawl Official for Lucha Dela Muertes.
Paul London and Paul Walter Hauser Argue During a Fanfest.
Opera Cup semi final Austin Aries vs Mistico. Everyone forgets because Austin Aries is his own worst enemy. Finally we had the makings of a 3 star match....if only we didn't have Don Gato on a Throne, facing the hard camera so we couldn't avoid him, sitting doing nothing but slugging down shots of Mexican Medicine. Finish was the Ref got a shot of Tequila in the eyes and with the ref incapacitated, Austin sneaks a knuckleduster, until Mistico disarms him, Leading to two splashes to secure a Mexico vs Mexico final for the Opera Cup.
And that will be one of the main events scheduled for next month's Lucha Dela Muertes, which will be the last post of the year. We get a Rundown of the show's card. And we learn Killer Kross will face Matt Riddle and their will also be a four way Lucha Match between Los Panthers, Los Atlantis, Los Predatores and Galleon Phantasma.
MLW will no doubt use the Prelims to film Holiday Rush, however by the time I will return in 2026, it will be the 5th of January- A day after The End of Roman Catholic Christmas. So I'm sure you'll be mighty sick of Christmas by the time it comes around. What I'm driving at is No, this year there will be no Review of Holiday Rush this year....or into the new year!
Until next time this is Eamonn Bermingham signing off!
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