Part One: MLW Fusion Brand new Era Episode 1 M-L-Double Down.
LIST OF CHAMPIONS-NO CHANGES "AT TIME OF FILMING!"
World's: Killer Kross
Openweight:"Blue Panther"
Middleweight:"Kushida"
Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)
Featherweight: "Shoko Nakajima"
PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING.
At The Battle Riot Event, Killer Kross went the distance in the featured Namesake 40 man match, becoming champion in the process. 5 months on, we have The champion address the public with Major League Wrestling brass, presenting him.
The other newsworthy event was Krule Kruger turning on his Contra teammates to focus soley on retaining his title. In the Battle Riot, after Krule made his entrance, Contra made their move. One by one Contra members including the new member Kushida, destroyed the then world's champion, including an obese man in a mask. Who is this massive interloper?
This special 2 hour show is actually two back to back episodes of Fusion.
Number one Contenders match for the Featherweight championship Tampon Girl vs Shitzi Blackfart. Indie Crap that The Fed could never wash out of them. Instead of locking up, they instead go for Headscissors and 619. Good match later on, just lock up please. Shotzi wins with a Senton of the top rope.
After the Match Shotzi wants Nakajima for the title.
Press conference on the new world champion Killer Kross with Court Bauer Danny McBride and Scarlett Bordueax. Kross uses the event to issue an open contract...unfortunately there will still be Sponsorship with Don Gato. As the Aztecas steal some bottles. By the way, where are the Durans and MSL? We see no one screen bookers in this return to television.
Backstage, Alex Hammerstone learns someone has already signed the open contract. And he is not happy with Rick Bochinni when he finds out.
Squash match Scarlett Bordeuax vs Aleah James. Anyone who does a Stinkface or sells a Stinkface as a false finish isn't taking this seriously. Bordeuax wins with a Muscle Buster.
Backstage, The Good Brothers arrive and the Skyscrapers ambush.
Contra package. We never learn who the fat guy is, but we are to believe Kruger is buried in a tar pit!
Blue Panther Package. It leads to Diego Hill getting advice in present.
Main Event for hour 1; Austin Aries vs Trevor Lee. Great match. Good technical match and competitive back and forth. Despite powering through the Last Chancery, Aries was too much. After the match Aries calls out Mistico, still Seething after the loss of the Opera Cup last winter.
Backstage. It's revealed Matt Riddle signed the open contract.
Hour 2 opens with the Skyscrapers joining commentary.
Coffey Brothers vs The Good Brothers. You want to why WWE tag division is the worst in the world. Firing Teams like Gallus. Great match. But let's be Honest, it's the Cool T Shirt Bro Tribute Show. Now that The Bullet Club is officially finished.
Don Gato ad. The one we saw before but was built as "The Origin Story"
Next was Diego Hill vs Adam Brooks.
A clash of styles-a High Flyer vs a Bruiser. However as a High Flyer. Diego started the match Clowning Brooks. And so you should. But not in the beginning of the match. And only after your High Flyer gets his ass kicked! Brooks kicks out of Hill's finish. The ref got Booed for that. Hill still won after an impressive win.
Shoko Nakajima accepts via Satellite
Zamaya squash match. Zamaya looks like Willow Nightingale dressed as A Power Ranger Human Villian OC. She's Trying to be the frightening big woman heel like Awesome Kong or Luna Vachon...the Jobber was the same height. Also someone has to sit down Major League Referees and explain what "One Fall" means. It means you cannot have people fight on the outside then do a count-out when one come enters, when the camera starts filming you!. Also the Ref they had to act all a-scared off looked like a Petrol Attendant.
Backstage Riddle cuts a promo. On how it's still his title and that's why Alexander Hammerstone can go cry about it!
Bishop Dyer vs Hammerstone. Who do we cheer for? Hammerstone is a heel. And so is Dyer. Anyway two big Beefy men slapping meat. Anyway after a Plodding age, the finish was The Good Brothers stopping Dijak at the pass, Dyer distracted long enough to walk into a powerbomb.
Part 2- WWE Clash in Italy: "Turin gets Shrouded in Glory....And Adverts!"
Cody Rhodes vs Gunther For one of the world titles opened the show, with this happy European crowd. Great Opener to this show. Crowd was split down the middle something, that was evident 60 percent of this show. Controversy was raised by the finish. When Cody pinned Gunther when his foot was under the bottom rope. This is not over. IT'LL NEVER BE OVAH!
"HEY LA Knight, Liv, And Giul-Uh, creative have nothing for you, Pal-uh! So sit in the crowd-uh!"
Rhea Ripley vs Jade Cargill Was next. And news to me, I didn't know Rhea's grandfather was Italian. I knew she was Italian-Australian. The crowd loves Rhea. Jade is Still the Drizzling Sh*ts! And it's the only reason Mia Yim is put with her. However one look at B-Fab, who was out of position to pull Jade's leg onto the top rope. And you are like "alri't, Bet!" It was so bad, Charlotte had to interfere to show old Be-Flat how it's done. Rhea retains when her cronies were disposed with.
Oba Femi vs Brock Lesner Rematch. One sided Dominace by The Beast as expected. He didn't just beat Oba. He didn't just humiliate Oba by putting him through the table. He Destroyed him. After the match. He said to Oba "1 and 1, B***h! This is another thing that isn't over. And with Brock's hometown of Minneopolis hosting Summerslam this year, and retirement still rumoured, is the rubber match the final match?
Becky Lynch vs Sol Ruca for the Beckster's women's Intercontinental Championship. And Sol Ruca has finally gotten over her Yips! As she finally hit Sol Snatcher to win her first main roster title.
And to finally finish as the sun settled over the Alps, Tribal Combat was your main Event. Jacob Fatu grew back his chest hair, his dreads and his Aura! He was mean to the fans as he came out, he was the heel in his match, though the crowd was split down the middle again. This was not a Wrestling match. This was a brawl; the only thing of merit is Roman used a metal toolbox to weaken Jacob's hands thus weakening The Tongan Death Grip. It was a grueling fight that went to the wire. But Roman Retains not only the world title, but the title of Tribal Chief. As a dejected Jacob leaves the ring, he sees MFT In the crowd, since we can't let Solo get beyond being jealous of Roman.
Join me next week for Episode 3? ...I guess.... of MLW Fusion.
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