List of Champions-No Changes and Two "At time of Filming"
World's: Killer Kross
Openweight: Austin Aries
Middleweight: Templario
Southern Crown "Trevor Lee" (at time of Filming)/ "Mark Coffey" (Circa September)
Tag The Good Brothers (Doc Gallows and Karl Anderson)
Women's "Shotzi Blackhart"
Filmed last month in Philledelphia as part of the Slaughterhouse Tapings.
Contra promo on the Opera Cup. This was some good work by Josef Samael and the Editing team. Samael said We are shackled to exaggerated Stories that tie us to archaic traditions. To make trophies that are made to demean the Unworthy are now Holy relics in Wrestling. The Real Test of what is important is seeing what survives The Flames of Rebellion. "Put your Idols to the fire and see who can take the Flames!"
"HEAVYWEIGHT" CLASH Joe Coffey vs Andrew Everett...because get it, Andrew Everett thinks he's Andre the Giant? Off the Bat, you dear reader have found the Source of the Subtitle. As even though you knew who was winning this, unless matches have guys already in the ring, everyone has Competitive matches when they don't have to when the Booking is this predictable. Forget "Hybrid Wrestling", this is "Job Interview Wrestling"! Let's all look out good there and hope you get Snapped back up by The Evil Empire, The Billionaire Boy or even the Sliming Idiot in a Black Baseball Cap. Not that I need to tell you, Joe Coffey won after the other Glasgow Boys caused a distraction.
Josh Bishop vs Jobber-the same who made a "Oh S**t " face who faced Jumbo. Josh finished the match in record time, but he was not done.
Kross and Scarlett Bordueax arrive backstage, looking for Bishop.
The Good Brothers Break their silence over The Attack on CJ Gallows. Gallows want the GBOT to pay so badly, they will put up the titles at Superfight in A Chicago Street Fight.
Lady Frost vs Saya Kamitami with Scarlett on commentary. Reminder, Lady Frost left AEW because she was being Jobbed out to loan Out Talent and Tiny Schoolgirls. So Anyway, Lady Frost got Jobbed out to A Loan out Talent. Not just lost, but had both finishers killed out of. After the Match, Then Saya and Rina got in Scarlett face and attacked her when she entered, because Lady Frost remembered she is a heel too, and joined in, this brought out Shotzi Blackhart to clean house, only to get swamped. But then Zamaya came out to scare the heels off but never took her eyes off Shotzi or her title.
New Don Gato Bullsh*t! Danny McBride narrates while Tim Little gets smacked around by an Abuela in a Lucha Mask. While Don Gato mimes a tasty lick on a Guitar.
MLW INSIDER: One of the many Superfight rundown. We learn one new thing. That the Debuting Yota Tsuji will issue an open challenge, but not for his IWGP Title-GOOD! HE DON'T GO HERE!
Special message by Tessa Blachard. She says There is no place on Earth that Doesn't know who Tessa Blanchard is.
At least she admits it!
Opera Cup Semi Final. Trevor Lee vs Austin Aries. I looked at this match the same way Gordon Ramsey looked at that Slice of Red Velvet Cake on Kitchen Nightmares. FINALLY, SOME GOOD FREAKING FOOD! The match Starts at breakneck speed and continues at that pace throughout. From now on all semifinals will be on a 30-minute time limit. After the blazing entry, Lee Hitting an Atomic Drop, taunting him about the pain in Austin's Quorn Vegan Sausage, Dropkick to follow up. Aries returns with a nerve pinch on Lee, which doesn't work, because Isn't Samoan or Tongan! Lee powers out but A kitchen Sink is the Break Spot.
We are back with A Shoulder Trap on Lee, who powers out with A Bridge. Austin Misses a Discus Clothesline, and Austin gets a Dropkick to the face. Powerslam gets 2, Irish Whip, Lee steps into A Fireman Carry into the Rope, Austin staggers over the ropes...right where he wanted to be! Lee chases Austin into the trap. Lee came back, but Aries Slip Out at the Cave-in, Lee chases Aries, and Austin brainbusters Lee on the exposed Concrete Floor. Austin wants a Count out win, but Lee crawls at the last second, Last Chancery, Lee gets to the ropes, Austin thinks he won so he's already up the ramp, So when he realizes, he takes his and Lee's belts and attemp a belt shot with one, and fakes being hit with the other. While Lee pleads his case to the ref, he is wife open to being attacked by Aries, Dropkick and a Brainbuster Synchs it. Aries is your first Semifinalist.
In the Carpark Josh Bishop and Kross brawl, as Scarlett and Dijak try to get them under control.
And that's your lot for this week. No idea what's coming up next week, I assume more Opera Cup Semi Finals.
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