(CLICK PREVIOUS POST TO READ A-P)
Snack
Now, i would be liable to give back my Irish passport if i didnt talk about snack. Not to be confused with Australian Snack, which alledgedly 8 flavours in1, snack are 3 bars
Pink-wafer
yellow-shortcake
purple-biscuit sandwich
that the English still refer to as a biscuit! Harry hill spoke on this and said "hold on thats a bar not a biscuit! if your mum said "have a biscuit" and gave you a twix, you wouldnt believe your luck!"
Spots and Stripes
a bar to promote the Olympics, or a device to bully fat people to do stupid things for a chocolate bar? YOU DECIDE!
After a long ad campaign in 2010 a 3 square white top bar was released. the selling point of this bar is that in the wrapper is a challenge for 2 people like jumping jacks or press-ups and the winner gets 2/3 of the bar. the creater says that it promote exercise. yeah you burn calories and you put them back on by eating the most fattening chocolate there is white topped milk chocolate! BULLSHIT!
Time out
after seeing how Twirl was so popular in ireland, British cadburys returned in kind in 1993 with by adding wafers to the mix and called it time out. in the early 2000s a comic strip was drawn underneath the bar.
Twirl
in 1991 Irish cadbury created the only chocolate in the line not created in britian to be sold worldwide.
basicly twirl is half a flake covered in chocolate.
Wispa
Heres a joke for you.
George micheal was seen the other day with an Aero Chunky up his arse!
it turned out to be a Careless Wispa.
as mentioned in the joke Wispa is a take that to Nestles Aero chunky, first appearing in 1983 the ad reunited the cast of the comedy, Dads army, its was discontinued in the late 90s until a Online survey put the bar back on our shelves. with Wispa gold, a (yes you guessed it!) caramel flavour. time will tell if wispacino a coffee flavour will return.
Yowie
From australia and on our shelves in britain for 2000, came Yowie, a take that to Kinder suprise. a chocolate that came with a toy that looked like an endangered animal was well as a preachy Green message. the chocolate sold well but ovivously there was issues with the bars name.
Seriously "YAOI?"
Well thats it! join me next week as i peer into the mixing bowl for part 4: confectionary!
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Friday, November 19, 2010
Friday, November 12, 2010
CADBURYS: AN AMERICAN'S GUIDE TO A BRITISH AND IRISH INSTITIUTION PART 2: OTHER BARS A-P
HEY GUYS due to the size of the notes I compiled recently I'm extending the theme month by 1 week and spliting the a-z into to parts!
So here we go!
Astros
From south africa, comes the take that to m&ms crispy, arrived on our shores for all of 1999. but still made in its home country. its is the only non confection that came in a box.
Boost/star bar/moro
The bar known as moro only in ireland, boost can be best be described as mars mixed with Twix. Later they added snickers to the rip-off recipe, and called it Star bar while every other country called it boost peanut. in 2000 boost guarana simply known as boost in ireland added the heart-stopping ingredient to the nougat.
Buttons
Possibly the first piece of chocolate you ever had. round chocolate pieces. in the 80s the sweets were marketed to young childern with a nursery rhyme scene on the pack with the rhyme on the back of the pack. Comes in milk and white. Can kill small dogs if feed to them.
Caramel
Rebranded recently as Dairy milk caramel, Caramel is the only bar apart from Dairy milk and Twirl to be sold in all of cadburys teritories. Caramel is so popular that at some time any other bar will have caramel in it or a caramel flavour. its Popularity can be attributed to this ad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ5Yw72xta
Many people speculated who the voice of the cadbury bunny was i can tell you it was the actress Miriam Margoyles.
Thats right Nursey from Blackadder 2! and we had a trade up when the irish dub came in the 1990s as Former Miss Ireland Amanda Bryam was the voice!
Chomp
the best 10p/25c you'll ever spent. chomp uk is a small caramel bar. while australian chomp appartently has an added biscuit layer.
Clusters
€2.50 bags of chocolate raisins,peanuts and truffles and you can get a bag of supermarket brand one of those for a quid!
Creme eggs
from midnight new years eves a clock in bourneville ticks away not only the previous year but to the arrival of the first batch of creme eggs to the shops. the Eggs are filled with Fondant, aerated cream-burn you mouth if you ate to much! the advertistising for the eggs are memberable from ads with matt lucas, and citreon creating 5 creme egg cars heres the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LDRDggpt8E
in 2007 a full time bar called creme egg: Twisted was born.
Curly wurly
Lattice shaped bar that gets smaller ever year. in 2000 a bag of fun-size bars called curly wurly squirrllies were released, yeah as if the bars werent small enough already.
Crunchie
called Violet crumble for some reason in australia. the bar is a honeycomb bar.spinoffs include biscuits and clusters.
Double decker
Created by accident in 79, double decker is a two layered bar top layer nougat on a layer of rice crispies.
Dream
A white chocolate Dairy milk now discontinued, i love white chocolate that i sad to see it go.
Flake
" a 99 cone" thats a icecream cone with a flake in it a piece of overlapped grating chocolate. flake dairy milk before it, became its own brand with milk, dipped, praline, dark and the contraversial Snow flake.
In 2003 British tv presenter Anthea Turner made a deal with flake and Ok magazine to advertise the bar...on her wedding photos! the magazine even gave out a free bar on the edition with the photos. David Frost called it the most vile photos he ever seen and snow flake like turners career crashed landed.
Freddo
Remember in harry potter they mentioned chocolate frogs? well it was a reference to cadburys second oldest bar. In 1913 a bar just for kids was invented in the shape of a frog. in 1992 the bar was changed to coinside with that GOD-AWFUL Taz-mania cartoon called Taz-bar. In 2002 they relaunched Freddo by adding a caramel flavour and a flash game.
Fudge
a bar of fudge. its just here from completeness sake.
mini eggs
eggs shaped smarties. only out for easter.
Picnic
A Take that to Nestle Lion bar with added raisins. mentioned for completeness sake.
Well thats it! Come back next week for S-Y to find out which bar...
See you all next week!
So here we go!
Astros
From south africa, comes the take that to m&ms crispy, arrived on our shores for all of 1999. but still made in its home country. its is the only non confection that came in a box.
Boost/star bar/moro
The bar known as moro only in ireland, boost can be best be described as mars mixed with Twix. Later they added snickers to the rip-off recipe, and called it Star bar while every other country called it boost peanut. in 2000 boost guarana simply known as boost in ireland added the heart-stopping ingredient to the nougat.
Buttons
Possibly the first piece of chocolate you ever had. round chocolate pieces. in the 80s the sweets were marketed to young childern with a nursery rhyme scene on the pack with the rhyme on the back of the pack. Comes in milk and white. Can kill small dogs if feed to them.
Caramel
Rebranded recently as Dairy milk caramel, Caramel is the only bar apart from Dairy milk and Twirl to be sold in all of cadburys teritories. Caramel is so popular that at some time any other bar will have caramel in it or a caramel flavour. its Popularity can be attributed to this ad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ5Yw72xta
Many people speculated who the voice of the cadbury bunny was i can tell you it was the actress Miriam Margoyles.
Thats right Nursey from Blackadder 2! and we had a trade up when the irish dub came in the 1990s as Former Miss Ireland Amanda Bryam was the voice!
Chomp
the best 10p/25c you'll ever spent. chomp uk is a small caramel bar. while australian chomp appartently has an added biscuit layer.
Clusters
€2.50 bags of chocolate raisins,peanuts and truffles and you can get a bag of supermarket brand one of those for a quid!
Creme eggs
from midnight new years eves a clock in bourneville ticks away not only the previous year but to the arrival of the first batch of creme eggs to the shops. the Eggs are filled with Fondant, aerated cream-burn you mouth if you ate to much! the advertistising for the eggs are memberable from ads with matt lucas, and citreon creating 5 creme egg cars heres the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LDRDggpt8E
in 2007 a full time bar called creme egg: Twisted was born.
Curly wurly
Lattice shaped bar that gets smaller ever year. in 2000 a bag of fun-size bars called curly wurly squirrllies were released, yeah as if the bars werent small enough already.
Crunchie
called Violet crumble for some reason in australia. the bar is a honeycomb bar.spinoffs include biscuits and clusters.
Double decker
Created by accident in 79, double decker is a two layered bar top layer nougat on a layer of rice crispies.
Dream
A white chocolate Dairy milk now discontinued, i love white chocolate that i sad to see it go.
Flake
" a 99 cone" thats a icecream cone with a flake in it a piece of overlapped grating chocolate. flake dairy milk before it, became its own brand with milk, dipped, praline, dark and the contraversial Snow flake.
In 2003 British tv presenter Anthea Turner made a deal with flake and Ok magazine to advertise the bar...on her wedding photos! the magazine even gave out a free bar on the edition with the photos. David Frost called it the most vile photos he ever seen and snow flake like turners career crashed landed.
Freddo
Remember in harry potter they mentioned chocolate frogs? well it was a reference to cadburys second oldest bar. In 1913 a bar just for kids was invented in the shape of a frog. in 1992 the bar was changed to coinside with that GOD-AWFUL Taz-mania cartoon called Taz-bar. In 2002 they relaunched Freddo by adding a caramel flavour and a flash game.
Fudge
a bar of fudge. its just here from completeness sake.
mini eggs
eggs shaped smarties. only out for easter.
Picnic
A Take that to Nestle Lion bar with added raisins. mentioned for completeness sake.
Well thats it! Come back next week for S-Y to find out which bar...
- Promotes the Olympics...and bullying?
- rejoined the cast of Dad's army?
- was created in ireland and took the world over?
- and has the worst name you could give to a bar!
See you all next week!
Friday, November 5, 2010
Cadbury's: AN American's guide to a british and irish insitiution:part 1 :Dairy milk
hello everyone to Theme month!
this month with Kraft buying Cadbury's last year the internet is rife with rumour of it launching its products on American soil. so for the next 3 weeks i will take you to the candyshop with this sweet tribute!
Dairy milk
the signature bar in the cadbury line. Appearring in 1905 with a higher milk to chocalate ratio of any chocolate of that time.(its now galaxy that holds that honour!) hence the glass and a half slogan.During WWI, commerial milk production was shut down to provide milk for the troops, nearly destroying the brand.thankfully the brand came back stronger, with Fruit and nut in 1928 and whole nut in 34.
In 2007 the company launched Glass and a half studios, to produce their adverts.with this ad become the most watch video on youtube in 2008. if you haven't seen it yet, here is the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gjyrclbs
in its 100+ years run, dairy milk has spawned many bars in different shapes (flat and chunky) and sizes from its original size (8-square) to the indulgant (32-square) to the ridiculous (1 yard!)
and many flavours some only exist in markets in canada,oz,south africa and india so i'm only gonna talk about the flavour available to Ireland.
Fruit and nut-because of the ad in the 80s (which I couldnt find so no links!) people call an odd person a fruit and nutcase!
whole nut-like the above but with no raisins!
Turkish delight
Mint crisp
golden crisp-which is honeycomb more on that next week!
and caramello-which different from Caramel -more on that next week too!
and from australia but was only limited edition in ireland in 1999, 3 wishes -1/3 milk 1/3 dark and 1/3 white
and apparently there is 2 flavours called "coconut Rough" and Double choc which i havent tried. or seen.
but this is a nostalgic ride through the chocolate river.
there is also Bourneville the first ever bar made by them. it's dark chocolate. it was name after the town that the Cadbury Brothers, two Mormons that lived through Victorion London, founded for their workers.
join me next week for part 2 the A-Z OF CHOCOLATE!
if you have any question or just want to say hi, pop over to www.youtube/com/user/ThePathofenlightment
you can even stay for tea and biscuits!
this month with Kraft buying Cadbury's last year the internet is rife with rumour of it launching its products on American soil. so for the next 3 weeks i will take you to the candyshop with this sweet tribute!
Dairy milk
the signature bar in the cadbury line. Appearring in 1905 with a higher milk to chocalate ratio of any chocolate of that time.(its now galaxy that holds that honour!) hence the glass and a half slogan.During WWI, commerial milk production was shut down to provide milk for the troops, nearly destroying the brand.thankfully the brand came back stronger, with Fruit and nut in 1928 and whole nut in 34.
In 2007 the company launched Glass and a half studios, to produce their adverts.with this ad become the most watch video on youtube in 2008. if you haven't seen it yet, here is the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gjyrclbs
in its 100+ years run, dairy milk has spawned many bars in different shapes (flat and chunky) and sizes from its original size (8-square) to the indulgant (32-square) to the ridiculous (1 yard!)
and many flavours some only exist in markets in canada,oz,south africa and india so i'm only gonna talk about the flavour available to Ireland.
Fruit and nut-because of the ad in the 80s (which I couldnt find so no links!) people call an odd person a fruit and nutcase!
whole nut-like the above but with no raisins!
Turkish delight
Mint crisp
golden crisp-which is honeycomb more on that next week!
and caramello-which different from Caramel -more on that next week too!
and from australia but was only limited edition in ireland in 1999, 3 wishes -1/3 milk 1/3 dark and 1/3 white
and apparently there is 2 flavours called "coconut Rough" and Double choc which i havent tried. or seen.
but this is a nostalgic ride through the chocolate river.
there is also Bourneville the first ever bar made by them. it's dark chocolate. it was name after the town that the Cadbury Brothers, two Mormons that lived through Victorion London, founded for their workers.
join me next week for part 2 the A-Z OF CHOCOLATE!
if you have any question or just want to say hi, pop over to www.youtube/com/user/ThePathofenlightment
you can even stay for tea and biscuits!
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
cadbury month preview
next month my famous non-wrestling theme months returns with a nostalgic tribute to a staple in my childhood,in your childhood in most of our childhoods. more than films games or tv.
chocolate.
or in this cause cadburys chocolate the brand about to hit America.
last year kraft bought the british institiution and added milka to its folder.
Milka was before it was bought by kraft so expensive, that shops would only stock it at christmas. today its a worldwide francise.
cadbury if your not from ireland,europe or the commonwealth will be a new expierierence for Americans so join me for a trip down candy-land this month in
CADBURY'S:AN AMERICANS GUIDE TO A BRITISH AND IRISH INSITUITION!
SCHEDULE
Week 1-Dairy Milk brand
Week 2-other bars
Week 3-confectionary
follow me at www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment for any questions about wrestling, or anything or just add me as a friend
chocolate.
or in this cause cadburys chocolate the brand about to hit America.
last year kraft bought the british institiution and added milka to its folder.
Milka was before it was bought by kraft so expensive, that shops would only stock it at christmas. today its a worldwide francise.
cadbury if your not from ireland,europe or the commonwealth will be a new expierierence for Americans so join me for a trip down candy-land this month in
CADBURY'S:AN AMERICANS GUIDE TO A BRITISH AND IRISH INSITUITION!
SCHEDULE
Week 1-Dairy Milk brand
Week 2-other bars
Week 3-confectionary
follow me at www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment for any questions about wrestling, or anything or just add me as a friend
Thursday, May 13, 2010
3 TICKETS TO HELL:PART 1:DEAD OR ALIVE!
(THIS IS PART1 FOR PART 2-boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com)
For part 3 xwauniverse.com-off topic forum)
I love computer Games.
Sonic,Mario,Final fantasy, Streets of rage,Golden axe
these Aren't parts of my childhood, These ARE chilshood as far as i'm concerned.
But there is one Genre of Game that i enjoy
FIGHTERS
Street fighter,Mortal Kombat, Tekken Hell even Bloody Roar I love fighters. i have played the first game of every one and the subject matter of todays film and i didnt like it.
The Complicated jerky controls, lack of a story mode and bland carectors turned me off the game. it was only popular because of the ridicolusly large chested female carectors. not surprisly a spin-off of a volleyball game that was exclusive to x-box single handedly boosted the consoles sales.
so now i'm reviewing the movie and loh and behold its a perfect transition into film, with sub-standard story and bland one dimensional carectors as well as hundreds of soft-core bikini shots rather than focusing on being a fighting film.
So lets review this as we pull out on our 3 tickets to hell.
The film starts in a hidden temple in Japan. Where the Ninja princess Kasumi (Played by that hot asian chick in Fast Car GO VROOM!-i mean 2 fast 2 Furious) is told that her brother Hetachi has died. Unconvinced, she sets off to the tournament that he was last seen. Her Guard, Hayabusa, (who for the record never once wears the trademark mask, by the way) warns her that if she leaves the palace, she will be a shinobi, and the guards will kill her. as kasumi walks down the palace steps. the guards are reluntant to kill there only ruler. but its kasumi servent (and though she is not mentioned as such in this film) also her half-sister, Anaye. she tells Kasumi that she will kill her to take her throne. as she runs downs the steps disrobes her kimono for more wear and activates a concealed hang-glider.
THAT!
MAKES!
NO!
SENSE!
She came down the steps and flew away couldn't she have stay at the top used it?
but no its about to get much stupid as (and i'm not kidding here) a flying remote contol shurken with an email flies into the glider.
imagine if you got that in eye and if every piece of post was like that?
oh here's the po-AAAARGH MY EYE!-I got it out -AAAARGH ITS A GAS BILL!
we now cut to the South China Seas and what do we see first?
A pair of tits in an Old Glory bikini!
wow! Nice to see what takes precident in the DOA universe.
Class.
This pair are surgically attached to Tina Armstrong (played by Jamie Pressly), A women Wrestler who wants to be a legitimate fighter. she does this by beating up some pirates. and how does she shows off her wrestling prowless?
With Punches,Kicks And Slaps!
Huh.
Must go to the same wrestling school as Cody Rhodes!
And now a third backstory in hong kong and what is the first thing we see?
a woman in a shower.
Imagine the script to this film! the writers must be 12 at least!
The woman is called Christy, who is played by Aussie pop-singer Holly Valance the carector is an english jewel thief.
Wait..wait.. an englidh carector in a fighting-game francise is played by an australian pap-star?....Now where have i heard that before?
(street fighter the movie video cover flashes on eamonns screen as the theme from the omen plays out)
NOOOOOOOO!!!
(12 hours of crying in a fetal position later)
in fine(sheds tear) im okay.
in fact valance is not a good enough actresses to pull any other accent than her own. okay back to the scene.
as mentioned, Christy is a thief who is a double crossed by her boyfriend, max. as the cops try to arrest her, in a display of fighting and putting on underwear(talk about multitasking!) escapes on maxs motorcycle and she too gets an email Shuriken of doom!
The tournament is set on the private Doa Island, where we met the rest of the cast.
Zack our token black Guy, who wants to hit all the white girls.
"I'm a Sterotype!"
(wears leprecaun hat and drinks whiskey)
Bass, Tinas father(Played by Kevin Nash)
Lets talk about Nash a bit a guy in TNA says al the time that hes all about the money. i wonder how much they payed him to to be in this craptacular?
Helena Douglas, Daughter of DOA founder, fame Douglas
(Perfect strangers Plays in the background)
CUT MY FUCKING MUSIC!"
No,not Shane Douglas, fame Douglas, who by plot convience died in the last tournament
and the new director of DOA. Dr Victor Donavan, who was entered the other carectors in the game series as his bodyguards.
i should point out that in the game continuity, only leon and bayman are evil wait did i say that Donavan is evil? you werent suppossed to know that yet!
and now its time for a physical exam.
could this be a chances to see our heroines boobies?
The answer, is yes.
The fighters are injectec with nanobots that will take readings on the carctors. Dovavans assisant, waterby has a crush on Helana, and he is not the only one interested in her as Max who tricked Donavan to compete is here to steal donavans fortune. he tells christy of a code tattooed on helenas butt-crack and that its a pin number of some-sort!
get used to this as its the secondary carectors are more interesting than our heroines.
Montage time as all the carectors with 5 seconds more screen time qualify.
Donavan tells kasumi that her next opponent is Leon, who killed her brother
and who is playing leon?
WHO IS THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKER?
(sigh)
the platinum blonde guy from ANTM!
Yeah he is more muscular than what i've seen on tv, but it doesn't change the fact the fact that it's Mister Fucking Jay
so Leon has no lines save for "Die!"
but if wasnt in carector he'd probably say this.
"oooh i'm scratch your eyes out!"
or
"I'll harm you girlfriend!"
But not only does she have to fight Mr Ambigous, but Anaye also.
Kasumi beats the FUCK! out of mister Jay, but not before concluding that leon could not have killed her brother
"Y'think?"
Kasumi fight with Ostergen Man has complety destroyed Christies bedroom, so she shares tinas bed as bass comes in to fight his daughter
i smell hijinks!
Nash is clearly the funniest guy in this guy in this film chewing the scencery at every turn!
back in the lab Waterby is jealous of max getting close to Helena. so he makes a match between max and bayman
Max kicks his shoes off into the Russian's crotch and stumbles into furniture and max wins his"match"
it was bad but at least he did'nt do a roll-up.
BAN THE ROLL-UP!
The next day tina bets her father in short match, why is it so short?
To make time for boobies! as our heroines play volleyball in bikinis!
Yeah, who needs that kidstuff called storyline or carector development?
WE GOTZ BOOBIEZ!!1!1
Mercifully Anaye shurikens the volleyball and we get what we pay for, a fight scene as it turns into Crouching Tiger, Hidden Rip-off.
hey i'm not complaining since we are an hour in and we had 25 minutes of fight scenes.
now its comic relief time as waterby tries to talk to Helena with High-lar-ee-us results.
Meanwhile tina and zack are the next opponents, Zack being the stereotype that he is gets upset that Tina destroys his music equipment.
Yes, dont get angry that you may die in a semi legal tournament be angry that equipment to your side job gets destroyed!
so it seems that Zacks Muai Thai is no match for tinas punches,kicks,and slaps.
now cut away again as helena and christy are in bikinis and are told to fight!
Just look at this
(just two women fighting in bikinis in the rain,
(getting more excitable as few dirty macs appear in the room)
the rain water clinging to their clothes, 2 women touching one another, getting wet sand over them, getting all dirty. BITING AND HISSING AND SCREAMING LIKE CATS, GIVING IN TO THEIR ANIMALS INSTINTS UNTIL ONE COMES OUT VICTORIOUS!
(Hollering and cat-calling ensures)
wait wait wait!
(Macs leave disapointted)
During fight,Christy see helena has a tatoo of buddhas head which tell the two thiefs that the vault is in the statue on the island. she them kicks Helenas ass.
Upset that Helena loss Waterby goes to console Helena but tells her everything about Donavan evil plan,
Which is esssentally use waterbys nanobots to download the fighting styles of Hayabusa,Tina,Christrie and Kasumi.
Donavan sends his guards to kill Waterby and helena where she beats everyone in a nice Katana fight where waterbys only contribution is performing a Linkara Punch!
I AM A MAY'UN!
*PUNCH*
Meanwhile donavan unleashes his plan.
Sunglasses that transfers the data of our fighters.
Kasumis brother is alive! And donavans first opponent. the glasses not only downloads moves but predicts them.
heres an idea,Dumbasses!
TAKE HIS GLASSES OFF!
So Donavan's plan is revealedhe is selling this technology to the worlds terrorist organisations.
AAAARGH! A SCENE WITHOUT BOOBIES! TAKE IT AWAY! TAKE IT AWAY!
Waterby also tells Helena that Donavan Killed her Father.
time to wrap this up.
Our heroes kill donavan, the vault blows up with the money inside(Making christy's back story pointless) and Our Heriones return to Kasumis kingdom to retake the throne.
but not before Helena discards her carector development and turns back into a boy-crazy airhead
THIS FILM SUCKS!
The Main carectors are un-likable,It takes ages to get to the climax with that you sit through pointless boob obsessed fan service.
BUT ITS NOT OVER YET! AS THERE ARE 2 MORE STOPS ON THIS TRAIN JOURNEY OF SHIITY CELLULOID! PART 2 AT BOGGER BOX OFFICE AS JOE-JACK REVIEWS CHARLIES ANGELS 1!
For part 3 xwauniverse.com-off topic forum)
I love computer Games.
Sonic,Mario,Final fantasy, Streets of rage,Golden axe
these Aren't parts of my childhood, These ARE chilshood as far as i'm concerned.
But there is one Genre of Game that i enjoy
FIGHTERS
Street fighter,Mortal Kombat, Tekken Hell even Bloody Roar I love fighters. i have played the first game of every one and the subject matter of todays film and i didnt like it.
The Complicated jerky controls, lack of a story mode and bland carectors turned me off the game. it was only popular because of the ridicolusly large chested female carectors. not surprisly a spin-off of a volleyball game that was exclusive to x-box single handedly boosted the consoles sales.
so now i'm reviewing the movie and loh and behold its a perfect transition into film, with sub-standard story and bland one dimensional carectors as well as hundreds of soft-core bikini shots rather than focusing on being a fighting film.
So lets review this as we pull out on our 3 tickets to hell.
The film starts in a hidden temple in Japan. Where the Ninja princess Kasumi (Played by that hot asian chick in Fast Car GO VROOM!-i mean 2 fast 2 Furious) is told that her brother Hetachi has died. Unconvinced, she sets off to the tournament that he was last seen. Her Guard, Hayabusa, (who for the record never once wears the trademark mask, by the way) warns her that if she leaves the palace, she will be a shinobi, and the guards will kill her. as kasumi walks down the palace steps. the guards are reluntant to kill there only ruler. but its kasumi servent (and though she is not mentioned as such in this film) also her half-sister, Anaye. she tells Kasumi that she will kill her to take her throne. as she runs downs the steps disrobes her kimono for more wear and activates a concealed hang-glider.
THAT!
MAKES!
NO!
SENSE!
She came down the steps and flew away couldn't she have stay at the top used it?
but no its about to get much stupid as (and i'm not kidding here) a flying remote contol shurken with an email flies into the glider.
imagine if you got that in eye and if every piece of post was like that?
oh here's the po-AAAARGH MY EYE!-I got it out -AAAARGH ITS A GAS BILL!
we now cut to the South China Seas and what do we see first?
A pair of tits in an Old Glory bikini!
wow! Nice to see what takes precident in the DOA universe.
Class.
This pair are surgically attached to Tina Armstrong (played by Jamie Pressly), A women Wrestler who wants to be a legitimate fighter. she does this by beating up some pirates. and how does she shows off her wrestling prowless?
With Punches,Kicks And Slaps!
Huh.
Must go to the same wrestling school as Cody Rhodes!
And now a third backstory in hong kong and what is the first thing we see?
a woman in a shower.
Imagine the script to this film! the writers must be 12 at least!
The woman is called Christy, who is played by Aussie pop-singer Holly Valance the carector is an english jewel thief.
Wait..wait.. an englidh carector in a fighting-game francise is played by an australian pap-star?....Now where have i heard that before?
(street fighter the movie video cover flashes on eamonns screen as the theme from the omen plays out)
NOOOOOOOO!!!
(12 hours of crying in a fetal position later)
in fine(sheds tear) im okay.
in fact valance is not a good enough actresses to pull any other accent than her own. okay back to the scene.
as mentioned, Christy is a thief who is a double crossed by her boyfriend, max. as the cops try to arrest her, in a display of fighting and putting on underwear(talk about multitasking!) escapes on maxs motorcycle and she too gets an email Shuriken of doom!
The tournament is set on the private Doa Island, where we met the rest of the cast.
Zack our token black Guy, who wants to hit all the white girls.
"I'm a Sterotype!"
(wears leprecaun hat and drinks whiskey)
Bass, Tinas father(Played by Kevin Nash)
Lets talk about Nash a bit a guy in TNA says al the time that hes all about the money. i wonder how much they payed him to to be in this craptacular?
Helena Douglas, Daughter of DOA founder, fame Douglas
(Perfect strangers Plays in the background)
CUT MY FUCKING MUSIC!"
No,not Shane Douglas, fame Douglas, who by plot convience died in the last tournament
and the new director of DOA. Dr Victor Donavan, who was entered the other carectors in the game series as his bodyguards.
i should point out that in the game continuity, only leon and bayman are evil wait did i say that Donavan is evil? you werent suppossed to know that yet!
and now its time for a physical exam.
could this be a chances to see our heroines boobies?
The answer, is yes.
The fighters are injectec with nanobots that will take readings on the carctors. Dovavans assisant, waterby has a crush on Helana, and he is not the only one interested in her as Max who tricked Donavan to compete is here to steal donavans fortune. he tells christy of a code tattooed on helenas butt-crack and that its a pin number of some-sort!
get used to this as its the secondary carectors are more interesting than our heroines.
Montage time as all the carectors with 5 seconds more screen time qualify.
Donavan tells kasumi that her next opponent is Leon, who killed her brother
and who is playing leon?
WHO IS THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKER?
(sigh)
the platinum blonde guy from ANTM!
Yeah he is more muscular than what i've seen on tv, but it doesn't change the fact the fact that it's Mister Fucking Jay
so Leon has no lines save for "Die!"
but if wasnt in carector he'd probably say this.
"oooh i'm scratch your eyes out!"
or
"I'll harm you girlfriend!"
But not only does she have to fight Mr Ambigous, but Anaye also.
Kasumi beats the FUCK! out of mister Jay, but not before concluding that leon could not have killed her brother
"Y'think?"
Kasumi fight with Ostergen Man has complety destroyed Christies bedroom, so she shares tinas bed as bass comes in to fight his daughter
i smell hijinks!
Nash is clearly the funniest guy in this guy in this film chewing the scencery at every turn!
back in the lab Waterby is jealous of max getting close to Helena. so he makes a match between max and bayman
Max kicks his shoes off into the Russian's crotch and stumbles into furniture and max wins his"match"
it was bad but at least he did'nt do a roll-up.
BAN THE ROLL-UP!
The next day tina bets her father in short match, why is it so short?
To make time for boobies! as our heroines play volleyball in bikinis!
Yeah, who needs that kidstuff called storyline or carector development?
WE GOTZ BOOBIEZ!!1!1
Mercifully Anaye shurikens the volleyball and we get what we pay for, a fight scene as it turns into Crouching Tiger, Hidden Rip-off.
hey i'm not complaining since we are an hour in and we had 25 minutes of fight scenes.
now its comic relief time as waterby tries to talk to Helena with High-lar-ee-us results.
Meanwhile tina and zack are the next opponents, Zack being the stereotype that he is gets upset that Tina destroys his music equipment.
Yes, dont get angry that you may die in a semi legal tournament be angry that equipment to your side job gets destroyed!
so it seems that Zacks Muai Thai is no match for tinas punches,kicks,and slaps.
now cut away again as helena and christy are in bikinis and are told to fight!
Just look at this
(just two women fighting in bikinis in the rain,
(getting more excitable as few dirty macs appear in the room)
the rain water clinging to their clothes, 2 women touching one another, getting wet sand over them, getting all dirty. BITING AND HISSING AND SCREAMING LIKE CATS, GIVING IN TO THEIR ANIMALS INSTINTS UNTIL ONE COMES OUT VICTORIOUS!
(Hollering and cat-calling ensures)
wait wait wait!
(Macs leave disapointted)
During fight,Christy see helena has a tatoo of buddhas head which tell the two thiefs that the vault is in the statue on the island. she them kicks Helenas ass.
Upset that Helena loss Waterby goes to console Helena but tells her everything about Donavan evil plan,
Which is esssentally use waterbys nanobots to download the fighting styles of Hayabusa,Tina,Christrie and Kasumi.
Donavan sends his guards to kill Waterby and helena where she beats everyone in a nice Katana fight where waterbys only contribution is performing a Linkara Punch!
I AM A MAY'UN!
*PUNCH*
Meanwhile donavan unleashes his plan.
Sunglasses that transfers the data of our fighters.
Kasumis brother is alive! And donavans first opponent. the glasses not only downloads moves but predicts them.
heres an idea,Dumbasses!
TAKE HIS GLASSES OFF!
So Donavan's plan is revealedhe is selling this technology to the worlds terrorist organisations.
AAAARGH! A SCENE WITHOUT BOOBIES! TAKE IT AWAY! TAKE IT AWAY!
Waterby also tells Helena that Donavan Killed her Father.
time to wrap this up.
Our heroes kill donavan, the vault blows up with the money inside(Making christy's back story pointless) and Our Heriones return to Kasumis kingdom to retake the throne.
but not before Helena discards her carector development and turns back into a boy-crazy airhead
THIS FILM SUCKS!
The Main carectors are un-likable,It takes ages to get to the climax with that you sit through pointless boob obsessed fan service.
BUT ITS NOT OVER YET! AS THERE ARE 2 MORE STOPS ON THIS TRAIN JOURNEY OF SHIITY CELLULOID! PART 2 AT BOGGER BOX OFFICE AS JOE-JACK REVIEWS CHARLIES ANGELS 1!
Monday, March 29, 2010
the 100th post... wrestlemania 26
28/3/10
university of Phionex Stadium,Arizona
we have crossed the dessert to get to the show of shows the Grand daddy of them all.Wrestlemania 26 and much like the shifting sands of the Arizona dessert. nothing will be same after tonight.
and this is the first post of the new look enlightened page. its easier to read and to navigate. plus orange will now be the colour of John Cena so now i hate Orange!
And now to our feature presentation!
america the beutiful was sang by Idol winner Fantasia. or as the song is called in Ireland, "the Last Piss-Break before the matches" (With apoligies to Americans Everywhere)
video package was good!
UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Truth and Wisdom (r-truth and John Morrison) Vs Big-Shite (big show and The Miz)
hey miz,Edge called he wants his jacket back! seriously it look just like it right down to the rectangular fasteners and shoulder pads. okay match starts of like every miz match with him getting his ass hand to him with a double leg drop( one breaking dancing,one toprope) and thats it! thats much co-heviseness that the challengers have for one move and to think that miz and morrison only separted last year. starship pain misses and morrision lands on the "injured" ankle.
Big show and one Linkara Punch...
I AM A MAY'UN!
*PUNCH*
...and this ones in the books!
WINNER AND STILL TAG CHAMPION: BIG-SHITE! 2/5
as predicted, due to the lack of teams.
a video package of Fan Axxess i wish i was there.
and yes thats access with 2 Xs
B-COZ PUR LITRA-C IZ....KEWL!
orton won triple threat match 4/5
MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH
KOFI KINGSTON VS MVP VS EVAN BOURNE VS JACK SWAGGER VS SHELTON BENJAMIN VS MATT HARDY VS DOLPH ZIGGLER VS DREW MACINTYRE VS KANE VS CHRISTIAN
Kofi's new hair cut is ...well he looks like a cross between Mr T and a Mohican. which brings the question what would happen if Mr T was A Native American?
Mr T: I PITY THE FOOL, WHO DOES'NT VOTE YES ON PRO-GAMBLING REFORM LAWS!
Weird!
Kane has a black eye coming in! and this match is under way! Hardy gets a twist of Fate Early and its a scramble to get up the ladder. this leads to a choke slam and christian monkey flips bourne onto a ladder
zig-zag of the ladder to Christian but ziggler gets porter's Players Boot but he gets a pay-dirt. next Shelton and Christian put 2 ladders on the rung of another and sandwich in Swagger. bourne is so close to the briefcase but instead shooting star press of the 20ft ladder. kane gets shelton brakers the ladder and his leg!
Shiek: BREAK DAT JABRONI LEIG!
But kofi gets the halves of the broken ladder and uses them as stilts! and nearly gets there in if wasnt for macintyre who as been absent in this match! new ladder and twist of fate on christian off it ! its christian and swagger and swagger hits christian with the briefcase and its swagger!
WINNER AND MR MONEY IN THE BANK 2010 : JACK SWAGGER
did'nt expect this to happen my money was on Christian still 3/5
Hall of Fame video package. who-ever that Base-ball guy is he sure is funny!
so here is the full list of hall of famers for this year
Ted Dibiasie, Snr-former 2xtag team champion
Antonio Inoki, Japanese Champion, and new japan Chairman
Maurice"Mad Dog" Vachon, Former AWA triple crown Holder and patriarch of the Vachon wrestling family
Wendi Ricther, 1-time women champion and the women that ended Fabolus moolahs 25-year title reign
Gourgeus George-Pionner of the business!
SOME BASE-BALL GUY
And
Stu Hart, wrestler,promoter,trainer and Patriarch of the Extended Hart Wrestling Family
Kevin Rudolfs i made it is the offical theme for tonight. i prefer let it rock!
SHEMUS VS TRIPLE H
Trips on offence early figure leg-lock on the Irish man. he breaks out,kick to the gut and two Fiery Red Hands but no cover shemus now doing something i have seen him do til now and playing the mat-game. using an camel Clutch a slam and an armbar. but hunter counters with a DDT.
BOO-YAY SPOT that leads to a face-buster! Sheamus goes for the Celtic Sword but counter into Pump Kick countered into pedigree back into a pump kick gets 2 . hunter with a spine buster pedigree and its over.
WINNER: TRIPLE H
I THINK SHEAMUS SHOULD FIND A NEW GYM TOMORROW!
CM PUNK VS REY MYSTERIO
Mysterio came out and for wrestlemania always comes out in one of kind gear based on comics last year he was the joker, and this year he's a Na'vi from Avatar. this is a very back and forward match but rey manages to take out Gallows so he can 619 Punk.
WINNER: MYSTERIO 3/5
STREET FIGHT
BRET HART VS VINCE MACMAHON
with the hart family and Hart Dynasty as Lumberjacks and with Bruce Hart as Referee , this was a one side match where vince had no offence.
WINNER: HART 1/5
WRESTLE MANIA 27 WILL BE IN HOT-LANTA PLAYAH!
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
CHRIS JERICHO(C) VS EDGE
edge tries the spear early but Jericho exits the ring.back in and we have some nice chain wrestling as you would expect of wrestlers of this high caliber. this leads to the Impaler DDT by Edge. but only gets 2 . Jericho is in the corner with spear of his own but gets a boot the head. edges turn but his spear is countered into a code -breaker gets 2. Jericho shin kicks Edge in the Heeling up leg followed by a Walls of Jericho in the ropes. Y2J takes out the ref and thats it code-Breaker FTW!
WINNER:JERICHO but tonight i found respect for Edge 5/5
AFTERMAT(C)H: Spear though the time-keepers table!
10 DIVA MATCH
HEEL DIVAS(DIVAS CHAMPION MARYSE,WOMEN'S CHAMPION MicHHHelle McCool,VICKIE GUERRERO,ALICIA FOX & LAYLA) VS FACE DIVAS (EVE TORRES, KELLY,MICKIE JAMES,BETH AND GAIL KIM)
this less of match and more of a finishing move spot fest. Kelly hits her Fame-asser on vickie, then micHHHelle the Not-Styles Clash on kelly then,Mickie hits the Barb Wire kick on MicHHHelle,then Maryse hits the French kisss on Mickie, then Gail hits the dAZED aND cONFUSED on Maryse, then,Eve hits a flip Senton(really?) on her as well,then layla hits her ENGLASH (as she says it with her fake accent!)Neckbreaker on eve. but mickie take he out with a frankensteiner but then alicia hits a Scissor kick but then beth hits the Glam slam but then micHHHelle goes for Awkard kick that shouldnt land but does. and now Vikki gets Kelly and goes for not a Frog Splash but a HOG Splash! oh striker you ease the pain of watching shit matches!
winner: HEELS 0/5
CENA WINS AGAIN, SUPRISE FUCKING SUPRISE!
UNDERTAKER VS SHAWN MICHAELS
CAREER VS STREAK
Shawn taunts taker and here we go! Flair chops by shawn, Jabs and Hooks by taker,irish whip in the corner charge by taker,old school blocked once but not a second time. Tombstone Early but HBK Wriggle out of it.goozled chokeslam but ddt in mid air. Shawn with a figure-four. this hot crowd of 75000+ people are loving this match.And i hope you are too!another chokeslam but shawn kicks out.tombstone by the Deadman but countered into an ankle lock. 'Taker at the ropes ref gets shawn to break the hold.big clothesline to the Phenom sends both men to the outside. shawn goes for a crossbody but he gets caught and tombstone on the floor.
Back in the ring as taker goes for the last ride but pain causes his legs to buckle under the weight. sensing the opportinity Michaels goes for the big elbow but gets knees instead. but this counter also is bad for taker as he got him with the bad knee. it also doesnt help when he uses the hells gate but taker gets rolled-up!
both mens finishers get 2 counts as the match is again taken out-side. Super-kick puts taker on the table and michaels Moon-saults through it. taker comes out first and is limping heavily, michaels throws himself in.
Taker goes for the cut-throat taunt but he stops when he realises his arm is bleeding. shawn helps himself up and taunts taker again. this time taker oblidges him and tombstones him for 3
WINNER: UNDERTAKER 18-0 6/5
SHAWNS CAREER IS NOW "OVER"
after the match in a show of respect and profressionalism,taker helps michaels to his feet and shook his hand. the announcers stood up and started there applause. 75000 people are now chanting "PLEASE DONT GO!" no music no commentary just the sights and sounds of the fans at ring side thanking shawn and crying. this was a very emotional closer. but this is wrestling. he'll be back!
so thats it and that was my 100th post i hope you enjoyed it and the rest of the blog. be sure to catch my 100 posts in a nutshell post to catch you up to speed!
thank you this is the Enlightened One saying keep on keeping on!
university of Phionex Stadium,Arizona
we have crossed the dessert to get to the show of shows the Grand daddy of them all.Wrestlemania 26 and much like the shifting sands of the Arizona dessert. nothing will be same after tonight.
and this is the first post of the new look enlightened page. its easier to read and to navigate. plus orange will now be the colour of John Cena so now i hate Orange!
And now to our feature presentation!
america the beutiful was sang by Idol winner Fantasia. or as the song is called in Ireland, "the Last Piss-Break before the matches" (With apoligies to Americans Everywhere)
video package was good!
UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Truth and Wisdom (r-truth and John Morrison) Vs Big-Shite (big show and The Miz)
hey miz,Edge called he wants his jacket back! seriously it look just like it right down to the rectangular fasteners and shoulder pads. okay match starts of like every miz match with him getting his ass hand to him with a double leg drop( one breaking dancing,one toprope) and thats it! thats much co-heviseness that the challengers have for one move and to think that miz and morrison only separted last year. starship pain misses and morrision lands on the "injured" ankle.
Big show and one Linkara Punch...
I AM A MAY'UN!
*PUNCH*
...and this ones in the books!
WINNER AND STILL TAG CHAMPION: BIG-SHITE! 2/5
as predicted, due to the lack of teams.
a video package of Fan Axxess i wish i was there.
and yes thats access with 2 Xs
B-COZ PUR LITRA-C IZ....KEWL!
orton won triple threat match 4/5
MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH
KOFI KINGSTON VS MVP VS EVAN BOURNE VS JACK SWAGGER VS SHELTON BENJAMIN VS MATT HARDY VS DOLPH ZIGGLER VS DREW MACINTYRE VS KANE VS CHRISTIAN
Kofi's new hair cut is ...well he looks like a cross between Mr T and a Mohican. which brings the question what would happen if Mr T was A Native American?
Mr T: I PITY THE FOOL, WHO DOES'NT VOTE YES ON PRO-GAMBLING REFORM LAWS!
Weird!
Kane has a black eye coming in! and this match is under way! Hardy gets a twist of Fate Early and its a scramble to get up the ladder. this leads to a choke slam and christian monkey flips bourne onto a ladder
zig-zag of the ladder to Christian but ziggler gets porter's Players Boot but he gets a pay-dirt. next Shelton and Christian put 2 ladders on the rung of another and sandwich in Swagger. bourne is so close to the briefcase but instead shooting star press of the 20ft ladder. kane gets shelton brakers the ladder and his leg!
Shiek: BREAK DAT JABRONI LEIG!
But kofi gets the halves of the broken ladder and uses them as stilts! and nearly gets there in if wasnt for macintyre who as been absent in this match! new ladder and twist of fate on christian off it ! its christian and swagger and swagger hits christian with the briefcase and its swagger!
WINNER AND MR MONEY IN THE BANK 2010 : JACK SWAGGER
did'nt expect this to happen my money was on Christian still 3/5
Hall of Fame video package. who-ever that Base-ball guy is he sure is funny!
so here is the full list of hall of famers for this year
Ted Dibiasie, Snr-former 2xtag team champion
Antonio Inoki, Japanese Champion, and new japan Chairman
Maurice"Mad Dog" Vachon, Former AWA triple crown Holder and patriarch of the Vachon wrestling family
Wendi Ricther, 1-time women champion and the women that ended Fabolus moolahs 25-year title reign
Gourgeus George-Pionner of the business!
SOME BASE-BALL GUY
And
Stu Hart, wrestler,promoter,trainer and Patriarch of the Extended Hart Wrestling Family
Kevin Rudolfs i made it is the offical theme for tonight. i prefer let it rock!
SHEMUS VS TRIPLE H
Trips on offence early figure leg-lock on the Irish man. he breaks out,kick to the gut and two Fiery Red Hands but no cover shemus now doing something i have seen him do til now and playing the mat-game. using an camel Clutch a slam and an armbar. but hunter counters with a DDT.
BOO-YAY SPOT that leads to a face-buster! Sheamus goes for the Celtic Sword but counter into Pump Kick countered into pedigree back into a pump kick gets 2 . hunter with a spine buster pedigree and its over.
WINNER: TRIPLE H
I THINK SHEAMUS SHOULD FIND A NEW GYM TOMORROW!
CM PUNK VS REY MYSTERIO
Mysterio came out and for wrestlemania always comes out in one of kind gear based on comics last year he was the joker, and this year he's a Na'vi from Avatar. this is a very back and forward match but rey manages to take out Gallows so he can 619 Punk.
WINNER: MYSTERIO 3/5
STREET FIGHT
BRET HART VS VINCE MACMAHON
with the hart family and Hart Dynasty as Lumberjacks and with Bruce Hart as Referee , this was a one side match where vince had no offence.
WINNER: HART 1/5
WRESTLE MANIA 27 WILL BE IN HOT-LANTA PLAYAH!
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
CHRIS JERICHO(C) VS EDGE
edge tries the spear early but Jericho exits the ring.back in and we have some nice chain wrestling as you would expect of wrestlers of this high caliber. this leads to the Impaler DDT by Edge. but only gets 2 . Jericho is in the corner with spear of his own but gets a boot the head. edges turn but his spear is countered into a code -breaker gets 2. Jericho shin kicks Edge in the Heeling up leg followed by a Walls of Jericho in the ropes. Y2J takes out the ref and thats it code-Breaker FTW!
WINNER:JERICHO but tonight i found respect for Edge 5/5
AFTERMAT(C)H: Spear though the time-keepers table!
10 DIVA MATCH
HEEL DIVAS(DIVAS CHAMPION MARYSE,WOMEN'S CHAMPION MicHHHelle McCool,VICKIE GUERRERO,ALICIA FOX & LAYLA) VS FACE DIVAS (EVE TORRES, KELLY,MICKIE JAMES,BETH AND GAIL KIM)
this less of match and more of a finishing move spot fest. Kelly hits her Fame-asser on vickie, then micHHHelle the Not-Styles Clash on kelly then,Mickie hits the Barb Wire kick on MicHHHelle,then Maryse hits the French kisss on Mickie, then Gail hits the dAZED aND cONFUSED on Maryse, then,Eve hits a flip Senton(really?) on her as well,then layla hits her ENGLASH (as she says it with her fake accent!)Neckbreaker on eve. but mickie take he out with a frankensteiner but then alicia hits a Scissor kick but then beth hits the Glam slam but then micHHHelle goes for Awkard kick that shouldnt land but does. and now Vikki gets Kelly and goes for not a Frog Splash but a HOG Splash! oh striker you ease the pain of watching shit matches!
winner: HEELS 0/5
CENA WINS AGAIN, SUPRISE FUCKING SUPRISE!
UNDERTAKER VS SHAWN MICHAELS
CAREER VS STREAK
Shawn taunts taker and here we go! Flair chops by shawn, Jabs and Hooks by taker,irish whip in the corner charge by taker,old school blocked once but not a second time. Tombstone Early but HBK Wriggle out of it.goozled chokeslam but ddt in mid air. Shawn with a figure-four. this hot crowd of 75000+ people are loving this match.And i hope you are too!another chokeslam but shawn kicks out.tombstone by the Deadman but countered into an ankle lock. 'Taker at the ropes ref gets shawn to break the hold.big clothesline to the Phenom sends both men to the outside. shawn goes for a crossbody but he gets caught and tombstone on the floor.
Back in the ring as taker goes for the last ride but pain causes his legs to buckle under the weight. sensing the opportinity Michaels goes for the big elbow but gets knees instead. but this counter also is bad for taker as he got him with the bad knee. it also doesnt help when he uses the hells gate but taker gets rolled-up!
both mens finishers get 2 counts as the match is again taken out-side. Super-kick puts taker on the table and michaels Moon-saults through it. taker comes out first and is limping heavily, michaels throws himself in.
Taker goes for the cut-throat taunt but he stops when he realises his arm is bleeding. shawn helps himself up and taunts taker again. this time taker oblidges him and tombstones him for 3
WINNER: UNDERTAKER 18-0 6/5
SHAWNS CAREER IS NOW "OVER"
after the match in a show of respect and profressionalism,taker helps michaels to his feet and shook his hand. the announcers stood up and started there applause. 75000 people are now chanting "PLEASE DONT GO!" no music no commentary just the sights and sounds of the fans at ring side thanking shawn and crying. this was a very emotional closer. but this is wrestling. he'll be back!
so thats it and that was my 100th post i hope you enjoyed it and the rest of the blog. be sure to catch my 100 posts in a nutshell post to catch you up to speed!
thank you this is the Enlightened One saying keep on keeping on!
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