I'm running late to i can't give the big play-by-play so i'll keep it brief.Again.
Austin Aries retained Against a game Bryan Kendrick.
The Good matches continued As rvd and Lynn tore it up in Full Metal Mayhem
but the first slump came when Crimsonberg defeated Samoa Joe and Matt BORE-gan!
and continued when anderson bet bully ray. the original finish was a Kenton bomb through a table. but he missed. Then Karen "mother of the year!" Jarrett (after she was shown leaving her kids with the knockouts with gym equipment everywhere) refused to call any pin in the 4-way.Anyway velvet sky is the new champion in the women's division.
MATCH OF THE NIGHT was Daniels vs Styles in an I quit Match.plenty of high spots, Pschology, and You Fight Like A Cow moments!
Hardy made an appearance and beat of the founder (in name only these days) Jeff Jarrett
Oh and Dixie" paris hilton in 20 years time" carter is in charge once more. Expect more bad pushing, vince's table-scraps getting contracts and the audience being told not to swear as they think they are "cast members"
oh and great job pushing roode to the moon only to lose in Angles hometown. Who the fuck did you think the crowd would cheer for? Anyway we have a new champion this week.
*THE FOLLOWING IS A SPOILER IF YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW WHO IT IS, DONT SCROLL DOWN!
James Storm is your new tna World's champion.
Thank you and i'll see you next week for results on Vengeance!
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Thursday, October 20, 2011
Friday, October 14, 2011
Hershey month:Reese Brand
"you got chocolate in my peanut butter!" An ad so annoying it transcend itself to the American cartoons i watched as a child. Reese is hershey's peanut butter brand created its name sake, H.B Reese. In 1968 reese died and his company sold back to hershey. As a sign of respect the company became a brand rather than slapped hershey on the packs. It's flagship snack is the Reese's cup a cupcke shaped confection that is filled with peanut butter. as well as
- Nutragous!-a take that to snickers
- Reese's pieces -Atake that to M&M'S
Hershey: an Irishman's journey for America's chocolate counterpart: Part 1
A year Ago, Cadbury was bought by the Cheese company Kraft. Kraft, already has Milka and Hershey in its portfolio. This year Hershey made its way to Irish shelves with no fanfare whatsoever. So as a long overdue sequel to Cadbury month, here is Part 1 of 2, though we only have so much product so far.
The signature brand is the foil wrapped Hershey Brand, much like Our Dairy Milk, the bar is segmented into squares, only flatter. Appearing in 1894, created in Hershey, PA along with an almond flavour. in time dark and white version where made. Hershey is known for its "Hershey process" a trade secret for its unique taste. However its widely believed that the milk is lipolyzed, a process where fat is broken down by acid. its what increases its shelf life as considered to give it's unique sour taste.
Its flavours are
Teardrop-shaped chocolate wrapped in foil created in 1907. Named after the sound the machine made when one was created.
all the above flavours are available in this form.
The signature brand is the foil wrapped Hershey Brand, much like Our Dairy Milk, the bar is segmented into squares, only flatter. Appearing in 1894, created in Hershey, PA along with an almond flavour. in time dark and white version where made. Hershey is known for its "Hershey process" a trade secret for its unique taste. However its widely believed that the milk is lipolyzed, a process where fat is broken down by acid. its what increases its shelf life as considered to give it's unique sour taste.
Its flavours are
- Plain
- almonds
- Special dark
- cookies and creme (white)
- Pure dark
Teardrop-shaped chocolate wrapped in foil created in 1907. Named after the sound the machine made when one was created.
all the above flavours are available in this form.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
October schedule
Friday-Hershey month part 1 and 2
Wendnesday-bound for glory
WWE VENGENGE AND A MYSTERY REVIEW TO END OCTOBER AKA PAIN MONTH!
that is all.
Wendnesday-bound for glory
WWE VENGENGE AND A MYSTERY REVIEW TO END OCTOBER AKA PAIN MONTH!
that is all.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
NOC QUICKIE
all matches in ascending title inportance.
Beth lost to Kelly Kelly in her home town of Buffalo. After the match the crowd chanted bullshit at the champion who has being lucky rather than skillful so far.
Air Boom won via dq when the GOBSHITE FROM MTV attacked the ref. This is what happens when Non-wrestlers get wrestling contracts.
In an exciting match, dolph retained against Riley,morrison and swagger. will like to see rematch soon.
Cody rhodeth retained against his old stablemate, Ted DiBiasie, after a roll-up.
Mark henry ended 15 years of frustration by ending the Megapush, roster-screwing run of Randy BORE-TON! Henry is your new worlds champion.
Meanwhile John cena and Triple h...YOU KNOW THE REST!
Beth lost to Kelly Kelly in her home town of Buffalo. After the match the crowd chanted bullshit at the champion who has being lucky rather than skillful so far.
Air Boom won via dq when the GOBSHITE FROM MTV attacked the ref. This is what happens when Non-wrestlers get wrestling contracts.
In an exciting match, dolph retained against Riley,morrison and swagger. will like to see rematch soon.
Cody rhodeth retained against his old stablemate, Ted DiBiasie, after a roll-up.
Mark henry ended 15 years of frustration by ending the Megapush, roster-screwing run of Randy BORE-TON! Henry is your new worlds champion.
Meanwhile John cena and Triple h...YOU KNOW THE REST!
Thursday, September 15, 2011
no tna results again!
I'm sorry about this and forgive me if this post goes off in a tangent but let me explain why tna ppvs results always appear on Thursdays on my blog.
I Live in Ireland, in case the Irish name wasn't a giveaway already, and unlike WWE PPVS that are shown Live or the next day at a reasonable time for a whole week, TNA PPVS are shown ONCE at a time that will make the average insomniac go "Jaysus, that's a bit late,innit?"
and its not even on Sky sports!
Of all the complaining i do at home about soccor matches going into penalties, or FUCKING CRICKET on the box for EIGHT FUCKING HOURS, at least raw, smackdown and nxt fits into sky sports demographic.
Tna on the other hand, is shown on challenge. a game show Channel. a channel, much like most on sky, whose broadcasts are made of repeats. In fact, 98% of programming on 125 are programmes up to 30 YEARS after there original syndication! and of that 2 percent, It original content like the fantastic Take It or Leave It, Clip shows and tna aren't even advertised!
So here what i think sky should do.
1. ADVERTISE TNA!
They do all ready but only during Impact! It goes without saying but that is redundant(and yes saying something is redundant by starting the sentence with it goes without saying is redundant itself so don't point that out!
2. SHOW PPVS AT 9.00 OR EARLIER.
Honestly Challenge most of your programmes are repeats. Wouldn't New and exciting content be worthy of a prime time slot?
AND FINALLY AND THIS MOST IMPORTANT
3.MOVE TNA TO SKY SPORTS WITHOUT DISRUPTING THE OTHER PROGRAMS
As its stands we are lucky to have a full 7 day coverage of wrestling.
MON-bottom line. Raw, Live Raw
TUE-Afterburn,Smackdown,Impact
Wed-Vintage collection, Xplosion.
Thursday-Experience,raw,nxt
FRI-Smackdown,bottom line
Sat-Superstars,Afterburn
Sun-vintage,Impact.
If you moved tna and kept it like this you will always give the viewer a different viewing experience and the Diversity of 2 companies vying for control. But the reason I'm doing this column is because at 1am, waiting for the main event the voiceover said we are on able to show the remainder of the scheduled program.
AT 1 AM WHEN YOU HAVE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT, AND PAID 20 EURO WORTH OF CRISPS AND NUTS AND OTHER TREATS,TO WATCH A PROGRAM ONLY SHOWN ONCE AND ONLY ONCE, BECAUSE IT'S YOUR JOB!....
it's the last thing you want to hear!
If you liked this, add me on Youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
or on hotmail at eberminghamot@live.ie
I Live in Ireland, in case the Irish name wasn't a giveaway already, and unlike WWE PPVS that are shown Live or the next day at a reasonable time for a whole week, TNA PPVS are shown ONCE at a time that will make the average insomniac go "Jaysus, that's a bit late,innit?"
and its not even on Sky sports!
Of all the complaining i do at home about soccor matches going into penalties, or FUCKING CRICKET on the box for EIGHT FUCKING HOURS, at least raw, smackdown and nxt fits into sky sports demographic.
Tna on the other hand, is shown on challenge. a game show Channel. a channel, much like most on sky, whose broadcasts are made of repeats. In fact, 98% of programming on 125 are programmes up to 30 YEARS after there original syndication! and of that 2 percent, It original content like the fantastic Take It or Leave It, Clip shows and tna aren't even advertised!
So here what i think sky should do.
1. ADVERTISE TNA!
They do all ready but only during Impact! It goes without saying but that is redundant(and yes saying something is redundant by starting the sentence with it goes without saying is redundant itself so don't point that out!
2. SHOW PPVS AT 9.00 OR EARLIER.
Honestly Challenge most of your programmes are repeats. Wouldn't New and exciting content be worthy of a prime time slot?
AND FINALLY AND THIS MOST IMPORTANT
3.MOVE TNA TO SKY SPORTS WITHOUT DISRUPTING THE OTHER PROGRAMS
As its stands we are lucky to have a full 7 day coverage of wrestling.
MON-bottom line. Raw, Live Raw
TUE-Afterburn,Smackdown,Impact
Wed-Vintage collection, Xplosion.
Thursday-Experience,raw,nxt
FRI-Smackdown,bottom line
Sat-Superstars,Afterburn
Sun-vintage,Impact.
If you moved tna and kept it like this you will always give the viewer a different viewing experience and the Diversity of 2 companies vying for control. But the reason I'm doing this column is because at 1am, waiting for the main event the voiceover said we are on able to show the remainder of the scheduled program.
AT 1 AM WHEN YOU HAVE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT, AND PAID 20 EURO WORTH OF CRISPS AND NUTS AND OTHER TREATS,TO WATCH A PROGRAM ONLY SHOWN ONCE AND ONLY ONCE, BECAUSE IT'S YOUR JOB!....
it's the last thing you want to hear!
If you liked this, add me on Youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
or on hotmail at eberminghamot@live.ie
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Winter Schedule 2011
Dawn has Broken... and i am back from my summer holidays!
ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE
September-Guilty gear month
-night of champions results
tna ppv results
October
The sequel to Cadbury month- Hershy-an Irishman's Journey to America's Chocolate counterpart
bound for glory results
November-Short listing processes for flippies nominees.
Tna ppv results
December
Christmas Hiatus!
BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE
Today-Onslaught on the gates of hell- Eamonn reviews AvaTURD: The Last airbender
October-Eamonn reviews Dragonball:Evolution
November-Joe-jack and Eamonn argue on who gets to review The General
December: Love Actually is Shit Actually!
ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE
September-Guilty gear month
-night of champions results
tna ppv results
October
The sequel to Cadbury month- Hershy-an Irishman's Journey to America's Chocolate counterpart
bound for glory results
November-Short listing processes for flippies nominees.
Tna ppv results
December
Christmas Hiatus!
BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE
Today-Onslaught on the gates of hell- Eamonn reviews AvaTURD: The Last airbender
October-Eamonn reviews Dragonball:Evolution
November-Joe-jack and Eamonn argue on who gets to review The General
December: Love Actually is Shit Actually!
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