WWE MONEY IN THE BANK 2015 QUICKIE: WHITE SKIN, RED HAIR, AND VERY BROWN TONGUE!

Last night's show was a tribute to Dusty Rhodes and as a tribute, seemingly it was booked like he was still calling the shotth, beh-beh!

First things 1st, lets get the reason  why we are even here out of the way, the Money in the bank ladder match. Well it seems that Hunt-uh was so happy with how nicely his suit was pressed for the Dusty tribute, that The BootLicker from Ballyfermot, the Celtic Waster, LAME-ARSE! Has a championship match, despite getting up to Orton/Bastista/Cena levels of unlimited title shot status! Roman Reigns was attacked by Bray Wyatt, for some reason, costing him the Match, the real question was why wasn't he in this match?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ENDING TO THE DIVAS MATCH? The bella skank#2 is so use to winning that they didn't even bother to dress Bella Skank #1 to look like her. Ok they are twins, i know that! duh, but they had changed so much in the space of a year, that it should have made sense to diverge them! oh and who is the one complaining about their backstage politiking? Paige, who back in her home country, her parents, who are the richest promoters in Britain, make sure that she and her sisters are the only woman wrestling-game in town!

PAGING MISS KETTLE, THE POT WANTS TO TELL YOU, "YOU'RE BLACK!"

Does it get worse! yes it does! I Reffered to the Steroid Back/Big Shite match as a "SHIT SANDWICH!" But i should have called it "LOCAL MAN RUINS EVERYTHING!" As That GOBSHITE FROM MTV! Turned it into a no contest!

Next match was the tonic i needed for my bad Mood as SuperCena JON GOKU! Won...but barely!...against Kevin Owens, this is not over, as Owens did the smart thing and baited Cena's Handshake of Burial by kicking him in the Love-Spuds!

John, you should be happy! Kevin has made sure that you won't be able to have kids with Nikki Bella!

Well, i called it we had one title change and it was for the tag titles, for all the annoyance of The New day pretending to be positive black role-models, you have Titus O'Neill, who can be a father whilst on the road, and Darren Young, WWE's Openly gay (But not the 1st!) wrestler!
Yeah, Positive Role Models for African Americans? Yeah we have some already! and it was so great to their hard work paid off!

And Finally, another screwy finish! As both Seth Rollins and Dean loosened the belt, whilst free falling, but as Dean let go in the collision, so did his chances of winning the title slip through his fingertips!

WELL THAT'S IT!
I'm pleased to announce that after years of pleading TNA IS SHOWING THEIR SLAMMIVERSARY PPV LIVE! IN BRITAIN! FOR THE 1ST TIME EVER! so join me then in 2 week time! in the meantime, follow me on twitter @RealEnli

WWE USED PAYBACK 2014: It's Regularly Effective!

Hello, Everyone Here I Am, Not in a comfortable cafe, but on over-abused Tesco Coin-op. As Such this review is a quickie.

United State Title match, as Paul Heyman derided Punk for being at some hockey thing, he led Cesaro to a game but losing contest with triple's H's Work-out Partner/LaundryBoy, Lame-Arse! The crowd hated the decision,and booed him out of the arena.

I was expecting a heel turn from Cody after the WOADS BWODDERTH Lost to Sterybassholes, instead left deeming himself unworthy as a Superstar.

In What could only be described as a demolition derby with 2 bulldozers, Big E put up more of a fight against Rusev. Big E looked strong,despite the loss, showing the world that Poo-sev is not ready.

I Have never being happier to see Kane interrupt a squash match. Kofi, expected to job to BLOW DallASS, was chokeslammed after sending supportive tweets to Daniel Bryan.

I.C. Championship-Barrett vs RVD-MATCH OF THE NIGHT-WHAT A BELTER!

Daniel Bryan is still the WWE Champion, as Brie quit,absolving any blackmail that Nipple h had. It also bring up something else, that dress Brie wore last night, it was very billowly and obscuring... I don't want to be the 1 to start a rumour, but....IS BRIE PREGNENT? SOMEONE PLEASE COMFIRM THIS!

Bray vs Cena....YOU KNOW THE REST!

And finally, the Shield scored a clean sweep against evolution. I Couldn't believe that 3 former Indie stand-outs would beat the 3 biggest egos in wrestling today.

Thank you for sticking with me, despite the setbacks. Follow me on twitter @RealEnli

AN IDIOT WITH NO CONCEPT ON HOW CONTINUITY WORKS PRESENTS: TNA JOKER'S WILD: HOMEGROWN SPUD

Tonight it's continuity errors a-go-go as a show filmed in January, with people who have since being fired or turned alignment, Is presented like it's a fresh new show for May!

For those unfamiliar with this event, all matches are tag matches with mystery partners drew at random. (I must add that the tombola used gains more papers as the matches go on, breaking the illusion that the draw is rigged.) the winners of each match goes into a gauntlet for $10,000. What they don't no is that it's the Universal Studio theme park dollars!

First Match saw this British crowd divided as the British invasion was reunited against the now fired Chris Sabin and Gunner. The crowd chanted you sold out at Shag-nus! (at time of filming, Magnus just won the World's championship. No mention of any belts were made this night). After defeating this make-shift them that didn't get along (expect to read that A LOT in this post). The B.I fell out when Magnus exclaimed to be better than Doug ever was.

Next Was Jersey Whore-Robbie E tagging with the recently released Chris Daniels to perform job duty to Samoa Joe and German Wrestler Bad Bones. Bones looks the part of a old school European wrestler and impressed me on this pppv debut.

3 match was the hometown Kid- ROD STEWART Rockstar Spud teaming with Bully Ray vs Austin Aries and Mr Anderson. This was a comedy match-pure and simple, but somehow, Spud and Bully pulled it off, leaving Austin who was pinned, Laughing his head of at the antics.

4 match was a tag team Dream match. THE WOLVES VS BEER MONEY! Roode and storm, the two erstwhile rival put it to one side to recapture the magic they had when they formed under similar circumstances 4-years ago! Despite feeling the momentum some wounds healing. the wolves won in this tag clinic

Tag clinic.... Is not how I would call the last 3 matches!

Kaz and curryman (which means Daniels pulled double duty) and Eric young and Ethan Mid-Carder the TURD! had a comedy match (and I use that term loosely) where the faces didn't want to team with their heel partners. Once again Mid-Carder used cheating to win. Ok he's a heel I get it! but if you want to build this prick to be the guy to take the belt from E.Y., You must book him to win a match cleanly or you'll just have another paper champion.

The last match gave us a possible glimpse into the future as Samuel "the creepy Bastard" Shaw and abyss teamed Against Zima Ion and GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER! This show was filmed a fortnight after Jesse Godderz jobbed to a microphone (See my review of Hardcore Justice to get the joke!), so he was at that level of shite at time of filming! Godderz Jobbed as Shaw put on the Chloroform.

The next match was a tag team knockouts match, with the now recently fired Lei'D Tapa, who was alledgedly fired for having a bad attitude, and it shows in her ring-work and it's that reason I called her "Lady Crapper" because no-one else is as crap as her!

Finally, Ethan Mid-Carter won back the money Aunty D put up in the battle-royal, Now they can pay for luxuries like toilet paper and that there running water, y'all!

Well that's it!
Join me tomorrow when i'll be reviewing Ice-cream for a change!

The worst Master of Disguise Since Pistachio Disguisey presents:TNA: SACRIFECALMATTER quickie

People always ask me 1 question. And that 1 question is "Eamonn, why do you only quickie synopsis Of Tna shows and only go into detail for WWE Shows?".

Well that's simple! as Tna despite being owned by the same company that can show WWE shows live, opt to show Tna shows 3 days later in Ireland, by then more reliable.(ie American) sites can report on it live, While muggins like us on this side of the Atlantic must either watch it live on an Illegal stream or wait patiently for Wednesday.

So now you know. this is solely for British and Irish guys who for 3 days avoided spoilers like those vile Geordie Whores "women".

Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards, collectively known as Wolves, defeated the useless champions of BLOW-Mance, this match has being cancelled in storyline excuses, but the real excuse was that Robbie, Zima and the new champs are sick of Carrying Jessie GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER Rancid ass!

Next was Samuel Shaw vs Mr. Anderson in a Loser Gets Commited match, This was a goofy match with some funny one-liners from Anderson. After a nut-crusher by Christy, Shaw was put in the paddy-wagon.

Angle and Willow vs Mockstar Dud and Ethan Carter the TURD-THE FUCK YOU THINK?

Match of the Night-Sanada vs Tigre Uno. It was predeceased by a great video package of Sanada's intense training At 4am in Miami. As for the match, Great back and front, did anyone else flinch when Tigre suplexed the champ into the turnbuckle. This match was awesome.

Angelina Love is new women's champion, but as a heel, it now means she loves the ability to win cleanly or use finishers. Remember last month I made fun of Madison using a finisher for the 1st time? Well that's how bad it is! Every heel Knockout not called Gail kim wins by dq, cheating or with the FUCKING ROLL-UP!

I AM FUCKING SICK OF STORM VS GUNNER!
Gunner won, now can you move on, please?

Thanks to Dixie "rich idiot" Carter disguised as the only camerawomen, Cost Bully Ray the table's match after Roode hits the Tnemtsujda Edutitta.

Magnus was outdone by Eric Young the "fighting champion" who revealed he's leaving to film more nature documentaries for Discovery at the end of the Year.

I hope you guys enjoy Extreme Rules on sunday, there will be no review of extreme rules. the next post will be the Summer schedule  Next Thursday.

TNA LOCKDUMB QUICKIE: DIXIE IS QUEEN OF THE IDIOTS, SHE EARNED THAT TIGHT-ALL, Y'ALL!

Here's last night's deferred coverage of Sunday night's Lockdown, Tna's all cage ppv.

First was an x-division Tna vs Wrestle-1 6 man tag, Team TNA were Frankie Kazerian, Christopher Daniels and Chris Sabin. Wrestle-1's team were the new x-Champion, Sanada, the rookie Yasu, and the Legend that is The Great Muta. The crowd screamed and demanded his presence. As for the match this was an imaginative Spotfest (Especially that triple dropkick!) Sanada, the protégé of Muta, used his trademark, Mutasualt to win this high-octane opener.

The escape the cage match between Anderson and Samuel "the Creepy Bastard!" Shaw, who debuted a more sinister music than the dance -music he had (despite the fact the old music has a woman's voice saying "say that you want me" over and over, still fitting the stalker gimmick). Ken nearly won but Shaw kidnapped Christy and Ken went to save her only to Fall foul of the Catatcaca- the catacatommo- FUCK IT! I'm giving his finisher an appropriate name-Chloroform! Shaw made Anderson go to sleep with the Chloroform!

1st title match of the Night. I was always unsure what was Madison Rayne's finisher since despite her 5 title reigns, she always used roll-ups, interference or weapons to win. Apparently it's a flying Spear. Good for her.

Next was Manik versus Tigre Uno. Both men were too similar to warrant my full attention. Nice little match, though! Tigre won.

Gunner defeated James Storm. That's it!

Rich Idiot the 3rd's open challenge was a no contest as Bobby Lashley returned. Now that Choc Lesner is back, I can dust this gem of:

You Thay  That your name Is Ethan Carter and The World Needth You...Well I Thay Your Ethan Carter....AND YOU'RE A BATHURD!

Despite having his ass handed to him, The man who does more that just Whistle Dixie, Shag-nus retained his title after Flabyss used "Janice" to tear a hole in the canvas and drag Joe under the ring.

Dixie "Rich Idiot" Carter is gone! at least for a few months! Despite the distraction of ROD STEWART Rockstar Spud and the application of Bully Ray as special ref, team Mvp, comprising of M.V.P. , Eddie Edwards, Davey Richards and Jeff Hardy's new Morally ambiguous persona, Willow.

So more Southern hospitality for the Carters. Y'all DONT Come back now, Y'here!

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Elimination Chamber 2014 quickie: I'M AFRAID I GOT SOME BAD NEWS!

First of all, Was Jack Swagger vs Big E for the intercontinental Championship. Solid Opener with 2 young technically sound wrestlers. Big E will get the W. After almost each match, Bad News Barrett would come out and Have some comment on This weeks newsworthy topics. Remember when Barrett was this close to beating Cena Close to the end of his career? Well SenileVince doesn't!

The Old Aged Outlaws won in a pedestrian affair with the Uso Brothers. The ageing ass-kissers defeated the tired old Samoan Moves with a roll-up.

Yet another great tag-team is destroyed as Vince needs more bigmen to be champions and more small men to be their Fodder, Titus won in the events popcorn match, Even I left for snacks and I was watching it at home. At 1am GMT.

Match of the Night was definitely the Shield vs the Wyatt family. The crowd was pumped for this, even before a single blow was dealt. All 6 men contributed to this match, as fears of the Shield tearing apart last night was always a fear, but in the End Wyatt became 2 for 2 for having the best match on PPV this year.

A.J Lee vs Cameron Lynn-Dear GOD ALMIGHTY THAT MATCH SUCKED!

Alberto Del Rio tried to blindside Shitista, but the polarizing Royal Rumble winner used the power of Asskissing to defeat ADR

Speaking of Asskissing to get your own way, It was bad enough that Blandy Bore-ton CONVIENIENTLY Had the number 6 spot in the chamber. But the wyatt's took out  Cena and the Immobile Slab of Corporate Meat, Kane took out Daniel Bryan.

So the Main event at WrestleMania will be like two suitors fighting over the hand of Hunt-uh, in an attempt to prove who loves him more. Cena will face Wyatt in I'm sure to be a belter, and Bryan will face the Walking, Talking Human De-Push, Kane.

See you in two months, Unless you want to read LockDown and Outbreak results, when available.

wwe battleground quickie: uninteresting, unimaginative and Underwhelming(wHHHo Booked tHHHis sHHHit?)

(sigh!....)
I didn't want to end this years wwe coverage like this but....

Results for lasts nights run through the motions before Survivor Series...

Thanks to wrestleTalk tv 2 hours previous. I learned that Rvd is taking time off due to nagging Injuries. But still risked his body with pure abandon in a losing effort against Del Rio. Del rio remains World Champion.

Last night we had a moment that will be viewed until it's viral! The CeseroSpin on the 7 foot 400 pound Great Krappi! that moment was the matches saving grace.

Intercontinental champion was Boring. Don't believe me? ask the crowd who chanted Boring throughout.

Aj Lee destroyed Brie Bella, last night. Both Bellas can't seem to sell any facial ticks to convey any emotion. But i suspect it's due to having so much Botox, their blood type is Collagen.

Match of the night, The Rhodes brothers got their jobs back against the shield, Cody even added new moves to his repetoire on the fly, Love to see that. Wrestling like any sport should have progression and for someone like Cody who i've mocked for years for having a limited moveset, was great to see.

WHHHo did Kofi Kingston piss off to go from being drafted back and front for secondary belts to Jobber to the stars? Wyatt broke the Brown Tongue Brigade Member in half.

Punk's Roaring Rampage against Paul Heyman continues as against all odds, he defeated Ryberg in a no Dq match.

As I predicted the match for the wwe championship ended in a draw. or rather a No contest, when Big Slow Linkara Punched both Bryan and Orton. the wwe championship continues to be in abeyance.

And that was my last wwe ppv result for this year. Join me in 2 weeks when I finish the year off with bound for glory results. Or if you want to tweet between now and then my address  is @saveusPOE or search for TGWTGEamonn.

TNA QUICKIE: THIS'LL BE GOOD FOR A LAUGH! WOMEN! WRESTLING!

I joke, I'm joking! Besides the major mismatches between veterans against rookies, this was decent tourney!

It kicked big time as two of the sport's greatest, Gail Kim and Alissa Flash (aka Cheerleader Melissa) put on A spectacle of hold and counter hold. top match to start. Gail won her spot in the main event.

In a Rematch of a rememberable Gut check, Lay'D Tapa used her 2 mont-I mean Years Expererence to defeat Ivelise Ferez, Though Ivelise had a great showing. Tell me Again why Dixie didn't give her a contract?

Making an Impressive showing also was the newcomer Mia Yim, she faced Tara (at time of recording this, Tara was under contract). But a stillted Distraction from GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER! (How do you botch a Distraction? How stupid must you be to botch a Distraction?)
Tara was the 3rd women in the main event?

Another match, another Mismatch, as Brooke Tessmacher (at time of recording, was still a face!) Defeated Santana in a yawn-fest!

In a match of Powerhouses, O.D.B. Defeated ECW Hanger-on Trinity.

In the first real challenge of her young carear, Taryn Terrell was bested by the Founding Mother of Wrestling, Jackie Moore. Didn't like the finish though, a Basement Dropkick, Really? That's your Finisher?

Triple threat match as the recently fired Taeler (Yes that's how TNA spelt it. B-COZ PUR LITARA-C IZ....KEWL!) Hendrix and the legendary bad attitude of Sojo Bolt Jobbed to Hannah Blossom of the British Boot -Camp runners up The Blossom Twins. The former Teaching assistant from Manchester used a Big Boot (really?) as her finish.

Velvet Sky defeated Jillian Hall who seemingly after a breast reduction is literally half the women she use to be. Hall complete Carte Blanche of the Match after her shit singer gimmick, she put on quite a show. Hall can be a shoe-in, if they let her drop WWE gimmick.

The final qualifier was Serena Deeb vs Mickie James (at time of recording, James was a face and Knockout champion she made her entrance without said belt and there was no mention throughout) For those asking, Serena's hair has grown Back, But not enough that she's unrecognisable. It was a great match but Mickie seems to developing her own 4 Moves Of Doom!

All the winners of the above matches met in a Guantlet match. In the end, Gail Kim cheated to win over Mickie James. Gail celebrated with a Heavily Pregnent Madison Rayne (At time of Recording she was. She has since given Birth!)

Well that's all the wresting for this month. There will be NO WWE results until Janurary unless I announce ofterwise on Twitter. Follow me on twitter@saveusPOE  Or search TGWTGEamonn on twitter.
Symphonic smackdown part 1 will be up next week, Until then, Peace!

TEEANDEH 'RASSLING QUICKIE: A PPV FOR FRRREEEEE? (JOHN LIGHGOW IS NOT AMUSED!)

Here is some views on the Destination X tv special (which those Idiots at Challange refered to as just a weekly episode of Impact. Because they really don't know what they are doing!)

First match was a bound for glory series match between Bobby Roode and Austin Aries, the main event of last year's ppv when it was actually a pay-per-view. Austin Won but it felt like deja-vu. Nothing really changed. or that's what it felt like.

we had 3 x-division triple threat matches, with the theme of Past, present, and future. In the Past we had Homicide, Sonjay Dutt and Petey williams in the match of the night. "The Guru" goes forward to the triple threat next week.

In the "present" Kenny King and Jobbo Guerrero got Jobber Entrances. which meant Manik(formerly known as Suicide) would get the W, and SuiSHITE! Will be in the triple next week.

We had a pointless promo of mickie James doing her"music". Funny story, I was watching this on the telly, right, and  the minute Mickie "sang", all the dogs in the Estate started Howling! This was to hype a match that(you guessed it!) was happening next week. Some PPV this is, hyping matches that people would get for free. (unless you're Irish and British, then same difference!) Still Gail kim versus Mickie James? That'll be Tidy!

In the "Future" Greg Marachulio (trent Barretta) Defeated Rubik and the long awaited Debut of Rockstar Spud, the winner of Impact British Bootcamp, Who as the only wrestler, beat of competion from britian's answer to the Bella Skanks and Some GOBSHITE FROM TAKE ME OUT! Be that as it may, Spud relished in ACTUAL competition, but it was Marachulio who won. He could just be the wildcard for this match next week

After Kidnapping kurt Angle (he was kidnapped by Bikers! BIKERS! CALL THE GARDS! THEY ARE BIKERS KIDNAPPING PEOPLE ON TV!) Bully ray lost the title to Chris Sabin. What a heartwarming story for a man who nearly ended it all with Injuries. He had his Cinderella Man Moment!

TEEANDEHH 'RASSLING PRESENTS:LOCKDUMB 2013 QUICKIE

Okay by now you've heard of the SHOCKING(!) Revalation that the guys who wear biker gear and chains, are led by the only other guy who wears biker gear and chains!
Let's get this over with!

Superb opener by the always reliable X-Division, As the newly crowned champion Kenny king defended against tna's other new blood, Zima Ion and Christian York, Kinetic, fast-pace action but in the end, King hit the Royal Flush to retain.

Then it went downhill fast like a fatman on skis.

Joeseph Park won against Joey ryan who is increasingly pushing the boundries of what can be televised. We can only hope that Park will become Abyss again, because this whole "Novice becomes wrestler" only works if the guy is technicly sound, which Park is not.

Backstage Hogan told Bully ray to give a performance that the world will talk about. That has got the worst foreshadowing and the sport is known for it's very shoddy Foreshadowing.

Forget Cena,(and i wish i could!) but if anyone's ring-gear looks like it's being shot out of Barney the Dinosaur's Anus, It's Velvet Sky. She reatained her Title against the always focused and game Gail Kim, Thanks to an assist by Taryn Terrell. Later Kim attacked Taryn. Taryn may become a title contender...and probably sell the title for MAGIC BEANZ LIEK SHE SOLD ECW FER NXT!

Robbie vs Robbie...was the Shits! cover it with kleenex and leave it for a while!

The Matches picked a bit when Roode/aries survived contention from Bad Influences and the home-state boys of Texans Hernadez and Jobbo the Thwagger Thoaring Eagle. the champions who i call the Greatest It factors, stole the win after the Frog splash or as call it when Chavo uses it, the Coat-tail Ride.

Speaking of riding coat-tails, Angle was cheated by devon in his cage match against Cody Rhodes Wes Brisco. yes i'm making a comparison between to 2nd generation wrestlers who go by family rep to get roster spots. Because Brisco was terrible it was one -sided before the cheat happened.

Lethal Lockdown(In name only) was won by tna, by Eric Young of people. I like Eric, it's very under-rated as a wrestler and to get the win can only mean that TNA has faith in him. but it shows the real bullshit that will always be in wrestling. Young had to wait 10 years for a big chance, While second gen wrestlers get main event matches they don't deserve.

And finally the shit hit the fans. As Bully ray won the title from Meff Hophead. the show ended when the marks threw garbage into the ring. if you are reading this and you one of those Marks in the Alamo Dome who did that, then you i have Mexican condos and Nigerian gold Bars to sell you. It was the most thinly veiled forshadowing to betrayal since Cold-war era Avengers heard Black widow speak Russian. Terrible! Just Terrible but at least the "higher power" was not revealed to be Hogan.

Well that's it I'm only going to updated this blog once more this month before Mania and that will be the top 10 worst actual hall of fame inductees. That'll be up in the next fortnight.

MYSTICAL TITLE SHOT FROM NOWHERE..OH AND THE ROYAL RUMBLE AS WELL I GUESS!

Sorry to dissapoint by making this a quickie but if wwe are going to be half-assed making a pay-per-view, then i'm going to be half-assed in reviewing 1!

First match was A rematch for the world's championship, against Big Slow and ADR. Before the match ADR got a pep-talk from Bret Hart. Great to see Bret Hart and him meeting Del Rio was great, as Bret mentioned himself both men are strongly alike, coming from powerful Wrestling families who dominate their home countries. the Match itself was your standard Big Shite affair. Punches, kicks and chops, and the opponent refering to moves than holds. Del rio won when Ricardo tied Big Blow with duct tape. and somewhere Dave Shitista is having a fit!

Good news! GOBSHITE FROM MTV! is not good enough to be on ppv. the Bad news Antonio Cesaro is not good enough to be on ppv.

Match of the night, Team Hell No (I wish they would have being called Team Burnt Veggies!) defeated team WOADTH THCOLARTH (That how Cody Woadth pronounces "Rhodes Scholars").

So an Effeminate Man is "partners" with a man dressed in pink shorts and a bathrobe? I DON'T WANT TO GIVE SLASH-FICCERS MATERIAL BUT...Anyway the match  was incredible Any play-by-play would not do it Justice! I suggest you look up the match on youtube or the dvd when it comes out.

For the first time ever, the Royal Rumble Match was NOT the Main Event. Here are the noteworthy events of this mornings match.

• Chris Jericho returned as the number 2. Y2J tweeted that he is back for good (or when the next album we won't hear or buy is cut. Whichever comes first!)
• Goldust is back! To fued with Cody! A year too late! Should have given the match for the title he petitioned for last year, Vince, or do you only give title shot to movie stars for publicity at the Rock's next Nazi Rat Straight-to-Dvd family Crap-fest?
• Bo Dallas, the son of I.R.S, Made a name for himself in his ppv debut, eliminating the I.C. Champ, Wade Barrett. Barrett returned the favour by eliminating Dallas and hitting the Bullhammer on the 3rd Gen Rookie.
• Godfather appearred-then disapeered eliminated after a few seconds. Less Ho-Train and more like Ho-Replacement Bus Service!
• Kofi used Jibble's Chair as a pogo stick for Daring Escape form Elimination...only to get eliminated.
• Finally the winner was STATUS QUO!, Run through by it's agent of Stagnation, John FUCKING Cena!

And as it that was not bad enough, A HALF-ASSED Main Event, after 5 minutes of the rock  seemingly holding back, the Shield attacked the rock under the cover of darkness. Vince MacMahon came to strip the belt but instead, restarted the match One People's Elbow later and the 400+  day reign of CM PUNK came to an end. But you know that rock would win, because wwe spoiled it by showing the rock in the Elimination Chamber advert! (not phottoshopped holding the title but it was a Foregone Conclusion)

And so the road to wrestlemania has hit it's first pot-hole. Lets hope it's smooth cruising from here on in.

NOC QUICKIE

all matches in ascending title inportance.

Beth lost to Kelly Kelly in her home town of Buffalo. After the match the crowd chanted bullshit at the champion who has being lucky rather than skillful so far.

Air Boom won via dq when the GOBSHITE FROM MTV attacked the ref. This is what happens when Non-wrestlers get wrestling contracts.

In an exciting match, dolph retained against Riley,morrison and swagger. will like to see rematch soon.

Cody rhodeth retained against his old stablemate, Ted DiBiasie, after a roll-up.

Mark henry ended 15 years of frustration by ending the Megapush, roster-screwing run of Randy BORE-TON! Henry is your new worlds champion.

Meanwhile John cena and Triple h...YOU KNOW THE REST!