Replacement review service:Big Show a Giants world.

To make up for the storm that disrupted my review of hardcore justice, here is sky's edited hour long version of the new doc about big show.

Born Paul Wight in the small farming community of Aiken,NC. The future star had no idea of the future he would have. it was not until he was 5 he was Bigger than the other childern by age 12, he was 6ft2 and growing moustaches! by 18 he was fully grown at 7ft tall. at that time the reason for his growth was discovered, a tumour on the pituruary (sic) gland. it was removed but his metabolism wained to that of a normal man,he gained a spectualar amount of weight in a space of a month. sadly his problems would continue as his father died a month after surgery.

Fast forward to 1995. after meeting hulk hogan at a charity basketball game.Paul Wight debuted as(i'm serious here!) the long lost son of Andre, the inspiredly named Giant. Giants trademark strength and now waining agility, (big show ended matchs with moonsaults.if you can believe that!) giant won his first worlds title and match ever against hulk hogan.

in 1999, Wight jumped ship to WWF, interfering in a cage match at the valentines day massacre. his debut year in wwe was misery for him, in side and out. in wcw he had the advantage of seasoned veterans that would gladly job to make him look good. in wwf, however, spots on show's greeness started to appear. Despite this he was interjected at survivor series of that year where he won the wwf title in fact big show his the only wrestling to hold the worlds titles in the Old Big Three, holding the titles in WWE, WCW and ECW.

for the last 10 minutes a vignette of big shows funniest moments are shown. but you know where this is going.

Knucklehead Pimping.

which is a sad way to end it. promoting a straight to dvd movie. Still this was a good documentary though obviviously it was edited to fit an hour. only the big show vs mayweather match was contested on this programme.
Still it was more interesting than what i originally gave credit for.

An Apology.

There was a storm last night (10/8/11) that scrambled the signal of my sky-box so i dont have a full review of hardcore justice.

I am however extending my work rate by this weekend and you will get a review of Big Show:Life in A Giant's World instead.

That is all and again,my apoligies.

Eamonn.

Money in the bank thoughts

Yes i did see it, but I spent all my weeks money on groceries rather than snacks so i just watched it as a fan. but now i'm at the computer now which means i'm now giving my thoughts on the whole event.

I was so Happy that Bryan won the title shot for smackdown. Sin Cara was Written Out as he suffered a Wellness Violation.

Big Slow and Mixark was what i Expected, A big Train-Wreck.

Speaking of which Brie lost in spectuaculary shit fashion to Kelly Kelly. If can't beat a bimbo whos moveset is made of flips tunbles punches kick and a scissor-lock, You should just pack it in.

Del Rio won the raw title shot. Del rio has expected an intrest in fighting Cena for Summerslam. That would be a Blinder.

Finally C.M PUNK to a huge hometown pop, Left the wwe with the wwe title, Cena was Fired. Finally Something that was missing is back. Intrigue. Remember when you didnt have Sky and your only source of wrestling was ppv videos and you would watch a ppv from one month and then one from the month after and ask "what'll happen next?" Well those days are back!

Destination x quickie

Kaz defeated Samoa Joe in a great opener

Douglas Williams Open challenge was answered by English wrestler Mark Haskins.Haskins came out to no crowd reaction. he lost to williams.

Generation me ended there Impact carear with a loss to Eric Young and the returning Shark Boy.

Alex shelly became no 1 contender beating Shannon Moore, Robbie E and Amazing Red.

Jerry Lynn lost to RVD in a real blinder of a match.

Austin Aries won a the contract in a game effort against Zima Ion, Jack evans and Kaval Senshi Lowki.

Bryan Kendrick won the x division belt against Abyss. Abyss was just a Dragon for him to Slay.

And Finally In a match where both men used great storytelling and psychology, Aj styles got the W against his friend Christopher Daniels. Daniels teases a heel turn but held it of.

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Impact Wrestling Slamiversery 2011

Celebrate 9 years of aborted pushes reverse ladder matches and lesbian ghost things at this event

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
GUN...MONEY!(C) VS THE BRITISH INVASION
And the team that hasn't being on tv for month have a title shot because?
Arm -rigger by storm, shelley gets the tag in and double leg sweep on Magnus. Double team by this new team but the brit show superior continuity with a big boot/legsweep combo. Necktie and williams out and a huge suplex followed by an elbow mr sky rock. tag and williams in with a t-bone.Rolling Chaos blocked. Storm back in and beer is spat in shelley's eyes but despite this miscue shelley gets the win with the sliced bread by Shelley
Winners: Storm/Shelley
AD BREAK: IN BRIGHTEST DAY,IN BLACKEST  NIGHT.....

BORE-GAN BET STEINER

X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
ABYSS(C) VS KAZ AND BRIAN KENDRICK
Abyss new music? its shit. Double team on Abyss, kaz with a dropkick on the big man but he destroys kendrick with the black hole slam.Abyss is bleeding after a last bit of flurry from the cruisers abyss gets the Hack Hogan boot in
WINNER: ABYSS
GIVE US ALESSA,AND THEN GIVE US EAMONN!

CRIMSON IS UNDEFEATED AND MICKIE BOTCHED HER FINISHER TO WIN HER MATCH

MONSTERS?OH! THEY LOOK LIKE TO MONSTERS TO YOU?

BACKSTAGE:BULLY RAY
"You are a boy AJ, ....I AM A MAY'UN!
*PUNCH*
BULLYKARA VS AJ STYLES

Huge flurry of offence by Styles flair chops traded and  Styles chest is purple and the chain bought in by Bubba is used against him end comes when aj after sending bubba through a table, Bubba kicks Styles in the set for the 10-count.

JACKSON JAMES, AKA BISCHOFFS SON MADE ANDERSON THE WORLD CHAMPION
FOR HIS DADDY AND ANGLE WON HIS MATCH TO END HIS AWFUL FUED

Well that's it!
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Bogger box office update for september

The world wanted it! you shall have it!

I will review this-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egQ79OrCs

in case that doesnt open i will say this

September-boggerboxoffice-Onslaught on the Gates of hell!-Eamonn reviews THE LAST AIRBENDER!

TV24 JUNE 1 2011: BRITAN'S GOT TALENT SEMI FINAL 3

Well the donnie darko review done and dusted, welcome to Interactive june where i talk about tv.Sadly only three topics rule the screens on this day.

Sepp Blatter is once again FIFA Chairman despite rumours that the FIFA is corrupt,
REALLY(!)
NO(!)
SOCCOR IS CORRUPT(?)
Next you will tell me that there's a enquiry whether the Pope is Catholic and a survey among 100 bears whether they actually shit in woods!

Basicly England is complaining because for once they are not benefiting from the cheating(*Cough 1964COUGH Paid Linesman COUGH!). It's  such a non-story like last week Obama came to Ireland and Britian Ahead of the Nato Meetings on The Crisis in Lybia. Did papers put that on the front page? OH NO!

CHERYL COLE KICKED OFF US XFACTOR BECAUSE OF ACCENT
"Obama meeting Cameron ahead of meetings that may affect everyone in Western Civilisation? FUCK THAT SHIT! How Dare they make of The Rose of Newcastle?"

Last night was night 3 of Britans got talent. the acts that went through were the impressionist and the young blonde Autistic Boy Dancer. They join a boy singer, a boy band a pianst and 1 other act i cant remember.

Well thats it!

but first he is poll 2

Who is your favourite charector?
1 ME AS MYSELF
2 JOE-JACK
3 80S LAD

VOTE OFTEN!