Showing posts with label Joe-Jack. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joe-Jack. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Bogger box office update for september

The world wanted it! you shall have it!

I will review this-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egQ79OrCs

in case that doesnt open i will say this

September-boggerboxoffice-Onslaught on the Gates of hell!-Eamonn reviews THE LAST AIRBENDER!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

pathofenlightment.blogspot.com TIMELINE 2009-11

2/12/09
the site is launched as ask the path an online service for those who have general knowledge questions. i also posted the song spiderfag making fun of the then rumoured appearance of louis walsh on heroes.

2/13/09
what became a tradition here at Enlightened Towers, Eamonn taste-tested the first batch of limited edition walkers. the first batch includes irish breakfast, bhaji,duck,fish and chips, chilli and chocolate and (yes seriously!) Squirrel.

2/13/09
My first mock the week spoof, things you don't to hear over a supermarket tannoy is also written that day.

2/27/09
wrestlemania on the horizon again is Eamonn's First but not last article on Pro wrestling

3/5/09
Wrestlemania is great and all but...is Eamonn's first but not last parody on Pro Wrestling

4/1/09
my first headers are complied on this post.

4/2/09
Eamonn's first theme month a set of April fools stories are released.

5/19/09
the blog changes its name to THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE FROM THE EDGE! Its focus is now a side-ways look at wrestling and other things.

5/27/09
i compare wwe in 80s 90s and 2000s

5/31/09
Eamonn made fun of Ken Anderson for the first time, refering to him as a injury-fiegning piece of shit.

6/11/09
my face-palm moment came when i predicted that people will talk about Umaga by the end of the year. and well...

6/29/09
micheal jackson tribute

July 2009
Monty python month
first wwe results night of champions

August 2009
why wwe sucks month
codes for extra sky channels and first tna results hard justice. its also the launch for bogger box office a film review blog and vechile for the Joe-Jack The Culchie charector. joe-jack has a profile on my blog.

September 2009
TNA is the future month (this is before Hack Hogan, ovivously!) i joined youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment

10/14/09
my thoughts on the historic 7-diva draft.

winter 2009
Glossary of wrestling terms

12/5/09
...Umaga is found dead this day. his death was the first i tributed.

Christmas eve 2009
results for final resolution was written at my parents house it has a bad connection and it took 4 hours to post. i vowed never to post at christmas again!

january 2010
royal rumble results and atop the 4th wall parody lyrics.

februrary 2010
Road to Wrestlemania

3/11/10
undertakers streak is re-told in march.

4/7/10
Chris Kanyon tribute.

5/13/10
the massive crossover, 3 tickets to hell, pulls into the station in may, with my review of dead or alive.

5/28/10
last years world cup walkers where reviewed with teriyaki winning it out in my opinion

july 2010
eamonn evaluated the wwe roster. he also joined the wrestling forum XWA.

10/18/10
in eamonn's most read article ever TNA IMPACT THE WORSE IS YET TO COME, Eamonn unloads on the fallout of 10-10-10

November 2010
Cadbury's month

January 2011
the Flippes my awards finally see the light of day. The Miz is (begrudgingly) the 1st wrestler of year

February 2011
YEAR 3 STARTS RIGHT NOW!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

THE STREAK: A RETROSPECTIVE OF UNDERTAKER AT WRESTLEMANIA

17-0
this numbers drum up feelings of excitement in wrestling fans as Undertaker as he nears his 2 decade tenure in WWE. but are the matches any good? well join me as we walk down memory lane.

a little key to start with i will mention along with Mania number,a up or down in regrads to the year before,his alignment and how the match was won.

1.
vs Jimmy snuka (N/A, Heel, WM7 Pinfall)
The Superfly was his first victim snuka was far from his prime but this was a good match.
2.
vs Jake the snake (down,Face,WM8, Pinfall)
again another wrestler past his prime but jake was in terrible shape but it was to get worse..
3.vs "Giant" Gonzalez(down,Face,WM9,Dq)
vs Wrestlemania 9 has got to be the worst mania ever! case in point takers opponent a BASKET-BALL PLAYER AND NOT A WRESTLER! at least Vince didnt hire strippers and model to bulk up his womens division and give his tag and us belt to a gobshite from MTV right?

oh.
Moving on!
4 vs King Kong Bundy(up,Face WM10,Pinfall)
what difference a year makes. wm2 Bundy had a title match,the year after that a tag match with..Midgets?
again Bundy was past his prime but at least he was better than the year before!

5 vs Diesel aka Kevin Nash(up,Face,wm12 pinfall)
the taker rose from the dead and smashed through the glass ceiling to met Nash( who just happens to be the best friend to the champ. taker became a main event competitor in the eyes of management because the next year...

6 vs Psycho sid Visious (up,face,wm13,pinfall)
the 13 mania is consider to be the second supercard in the franchises history. a young Dwanye Johnson took his first awkard steps towards stardom. Austin bled for the sport that he loves, and taker bet sid to capture his second wwe championship!

7vs Kane for the first time(up,face,wm14,pinfall)
Kane was one of wrestlings most anticipated debuts in wrestling. the"brother" of taker. the some-times rival sometimes tag partner was taker opponent at 14. the match was a success even if the rest of the night wasnt it!

8vs the big boss man(down,face,wm15,pinall)
the attitude era ia here! and taker is struggling the sport is told to "be real or get edgy" Taker does this by simulating Hanging a police man!

yeah! and you wonder why wwe gets a bad press!
9 vs triple h(Up,Face,wm17,pinfall)
by now Taker has changed he hangs up the hats and clock and is dressed in biker clothes. he comes out on a bike instead of the death-march in other-words we are seeing the man behind the gimmick! and in his home town of Houston, hhh is beating all over the reliant area!

10 vs Ric flair (down,heel,wm18.pinfall)
NEXT!
11 vs A-train and Bigshow(down,face,wm19,pinfall)
this was supposed to be a tag match against the above and with Nathan Jones.but was taken out. in the end the assist from jones had taker pin a-train
12 vs kane for the second time(up face wm20,pinfall)
the Deadman is back! the old gimmick is mixed with the new moves as the gimmick is new life breathed into it!
13vs Randy orton(up,face,wm21,pinfall)
legend vs legend killer. orton was too cocky and taker defeated him! but orton got the last laugh later that year!
14 vs Mark Henry(down face wm22,insertion in the casket)
KOOL-AID!
so taker won this match but mark henry is a plodding 400 man with all the speed of a tetonic plate. and the coffin was so big you could put a steinway in there!
15 vs batista(up,face,wm23,pinfall)
taker won his first world heavyweight belt that night against shitista!
16 vs edge(no change,wm24,submission)
Edge tried to stack the deck in his favour, but a win for the phenom was in the cards!
17vs shawn Michaels for the first time (up face,wm25,pinfall)
the match to end the last decade. this was a match you could show non-fans and say "this is why i love wrestling"

well thats it this is my 99th post! which means that i'm saving my mania results as number 100!
be sure to catch me on youtube though my name is naturally ThePathofenlightenment and on Bogger box office for Top 10 god-Awful childrens films.PERIOD!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Bragging rights results

Live from the city that gave us the greatest wrestler in the modern era, Kurt Angle we are in Pittsburg.
Lets get it started!

Video package about the 7-7 match. the winners get a trophy. would it not make sense to give them numbers 24-30 AT THE RUMBLE!?

SMACKDOWN VS RAW MATCH
THE MIZ VS JOHN MORRISON

a nice tie up to start this match-up.john is schooling Miz. this crowd hates the miz. he goes for a reality check countered into moonlight drive countered. we get a look at the trophy in side is blue the other is red that is one ugly-ass trophy! kicks exchanged. then the Flying Chuck followed by a Corkscrew Plancha. miz drop john of the the ropes for...the...win?
WINNNER: THE...MIZ?
BULLSHIT!

we get a video package of the tag match on smackdown. nobodys out. People held down by hunter in

Backstage Boring calls R-truth a "second rate wrestler"

SEGUE TIME!
POT: HEY KETTLE! YOUR BLACK!
KETTLE:DONT PLAYER HATE SNOWFLAKE!*
*(with apoligies to Blacks everywhere)

DIVAS 6-TAG MATCH
MicHHHelle McCool, Beth Phionex and Natalya Neidhart Vs Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim and Melina Perez
MicHHHelle comes out in a black druid Robe in a cross on the back. Yeah thats Subtle! gail is mnisused in WWE and Kelly could sell a move to save her life. and boy does this match sucks! i've took out my Diveer Reader. to read Kelly mind and see says
"i need a tag. i dont think i could do a headscissor for 15 minutes and two kicks anymore. all women in .Melina tries to Perform her Last call 3 (it needs its own name!) but beth counters into Glam Slam.
Winners Smackdown!

Backstage:hunter says that he will replace anyone with the first person he sees.hornswoggle is chased out

Step up by Maylene and the sons of Disaster is or theme song tonight. i like it!

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT 4-WAY MATCH
UNDERTAKER(c) VS CM PUNK VS REY MYSTERIO VS BATISTA
Formal intros Shitista booed,Rey cheered,Punk LOUDLY BBOED,Taker LOUDLY CHEERED!

Punk starts this of with cheap shots. punked on the outside Rey hits a Seated senton. back in Punk hits a Superplex on the champ. Rey hits a huracanrana,countered into a Last Ride, Spear! into ropes 619 gets 2. Spinebuster gets 2. punk back in Go To Sleep gets 2.dave pins but Hells gates locked in.Punk saves Dave!
Last ride after Pepsi one. boo-yay spot with taker vs Shitista.Chokeslam gets 2 Tombstone countered into bastista bomb Rey gets the pin.
Bastista is angry with rey throw in out
Double clothes line
taker rises up Tombstone
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION:UNDERTAKER

AFTERMAT(C)H: MYSTERIO AND BASTISTA
Rey congratulates,taker helps bastista up defends everyman for himself rule of 4-ways.but DAVE goes nuh-uh bitch! and clotheslines the fuck out of oscar.

YAY! NOW ITS COOL TO HATE DAVE!

SMACKDOWN VS RAW 7-7 MATCH
RAW(HHH,SHAWN MICHAELS,BIG SHOW,BORING RHODES,JACK SWAGGER AND MARK HENRY) VS SMACKDOWN( CHRIS JERICHO, KANE,MATT HARDY,FINLAY,R-TRUTH,TYSON KIDD AND HARRY SMITH)
Okay team raw is wearing raw shirts and team smackdown is wearing smackdown shirts .you all know whats going down someone is going to betray the brand. Hardy pulls the shirt of swagger so swagger is going to betray raw and triple h is wearing a shit at all. i wonder...Finlay in with hbk. if there was ever a dream match int would be this.Sweet Chin Music but finlay made the tag to the Harts and go for the Hart attack tag Jericho in and chokes out shawn with shirt Dahm i thought Jericho was the traitor. smith in Saito Suplex gets two. tag to Kidd Springboard elbow Misses. hhh 3 spinebuster after each other stacking finlay,smith and kidd. Boom drop by kofi recersed into walls of jericho. everyone in for some Mayhem. Big show tells kofi that he will double team in a Rocket Laucher but instead Chokeslam! bif show is the traitor!
WINNERS TEAM SMACKDOWN: 4/5 THEY ARE THE BEST ON WWE THE SHOW WITH NO JOHN CENA!

after package for orton vs cena fued that started when they were babies, backstage boring blames kofi for losing the match for them ok
1 being swerved is not an excuse to blame for a loss
2 you werent even tag in offically boring if you were i would have pass out by your presence ofyou anti-charisma or as Pratchett calls it Charis'ntma.

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP IRON MAN MATCH!
John FUCKING Cena vs Randy Orton
Orton 5 wins
Cena 6 wins
WINEER AND NEW WWE CHAMPION JOHN CENA

OVERALL: DAHM I'M GOOD! I PREDICT EVERY WIN AT BRASGGING RIGHTS. I WAS SO HAPPY WITH THE EVENT AFTER HAVING MIZ BEAT MORRISION THAT IS. BUT I/M SO GLAD THAT SMACKDOWN WON THE MATCH AND THAT FUCKING CENA DOES HAVE TO RUIN FRIDAY NIGHTS!

THUMBS UP SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFSTOP SMACKDOWN WON!

Ok so that it! Join me on friday for a scary top 10 at bogger box office.scarier that whats in joe-jacks wellies

Sunday, October 4, 2009

hell in a cell update!

new match added for tonight!

NON-CELL MATCH
R-truth vs Drew McIntyre
Money on: Mcintyre

see you tomorrow!

and because of pay per view i wont be doing a bogger box office this monday it will be next monday!

Saturday, August 29, 2009

profile on Joe-jack

name: JOE-JACK
From: Butt-crack county cavan
occupation: turf farmer
age: 45 and a half!
martial status: lives with mammy!
hobbies: watching filliums,GAA, line-dancing,faking crop circles wif me tractor to bring in tourists, going ons with sheep
favourite film: angelas ashes
favourite music: i likes both kinds, country and irish
hates: Townies multiply like rabbits they do!

introducing a seperate blog

during my results of hard justice post(great show by the way) i mentioned some-one called Joe-Jack and that i had something special planned. well i'm doing a second blog of reviews of terrible films called Bogger Box Office! so Joe-jack is yes a carector i created my first review will be tonight of Dance flick so enjoy because i wont!