This is an update as of wednesday 14th of march.
NEW MATCH SIGNED!
RANDY ORTON VS KANE
I don't like them.
I hate Now hate everything about Orton. His slow, Runs-on-battries ring walk, his one-word-a-milliea promos. and the Roster screwing mega-push that made Christian who busted his ass last year to become champ, only for orton to make his run as champ for 2 days!
And then there's Kane...
Everytime I see this tired, immobile slab of meat get pit on the shelf, we think he is done. but then we have to watch through crappy vignettes to realises he's coming back.
And he comes back...Stronger than ever and more irritating...
Like Thrush Or Something!
Anyway, My prediction for Kane Loses to...I mean, versus Orton.....WORK IT OUT!
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Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Monday, March 5, 2012
THE PEOPLE'S WRESTLEMANIA-FIRST WAVE OF PREDICTIONS!
(this post is only predicting the outcomes of the signed matches as of the first week of march only.as according to offical wwe sources.and televised announcements)
THE ROCK VS JOHN FUCKING CENA!
1 third of 'mania's triple Main Event, Its the Rock versus the Fruity pebble, the Bramha Bull vs the Bramha Bullshit! It's the Marine vs the Tooth Fairy! this time exactly 10 years ago. the rock lost to that old Hack Hogan to put him over! However hogan came back to (snigger!) wrestle. Rock is not back on the roster. So why would he put himself over when he is leaving to film again? Despite this it's in his home town so unless they want to pull a Jim Ross in Miami. expect the rock to lay the smackdown on J.F.C'S MAN-GINA
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP!
Now this is going to be something special also! C.M. Punk the man who this last year was at the crux of telling McMahon to take his job and shove it, is headlining the main-event. His opponent? Chris jericho, possibly the best Canadian wrestler in the past decade (except for that guy we can't mention!). Jericho believes that everyone has rip-off him in someway. and the main person doing it is punk. I think punk will win simply because Jericho is leaving AGAIN. This time to play in his band that is supporting a bigger band, or to runner-up in a game-show or host a game-show that will get axed in its first season.
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!(YES! YES!YES!YES!)
Ironically this match was on the card last year but was cancelled in lieu to that michael cole/Jerry Lawler debacle! Our man Sheamus will take on the increasingly heelish Daniel Bryan. This will be a very high octane clash, and one with a sense of importance. As you know there is a storyline that Johnny ace is wanting to dethrone Teddy long and become Double GENERAL MANAGER! And both men has picked sides so this match, that will go either way,will most likely change the battlefield completly.
THE STREAK!
HELL IN A CELL!
HHHVS UNDERTAKER III!
Every year , for the past 4 years, i have said Undertaker the easiest bet i ever made. That was until we saw those leaked photos of undertaker, Bald, grey Old and tired, Its was a shock to many. And the focus of Taker's gimmick is now that is finding opponents that could end his streak, not being retailiated after they cost him a title match like every single other match in the streak. this will be the second time the cell will be at mania, the winner of the first match? taker! the man with most hell in the cell experience? HHH! EXPECT IT TO ROUGH! EXPECT IT TO BE BLOODY!
EXPECT IT TO STEAL THE SHOW!
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
BORING DASHING JUST PLAIN CODY RHODES VS GOLDDUST BIG SHOW!
So Dustin is denied his Last Hurrah, And Big slow will be facing Rhodeth! Cody has being getting on our collective nerves with his embarrassing Big show moments vignettes, Showcasing the tomfoolery that goes into booking show for 10+ years straight.
I predict that show's big Linkara Punch will correct Cody's lisp by the night end!
THE ROCK VS JOHN FUCKING CENA!
1 third of 'mania's triple Main Event, Its the Rock versus the Fruity pebble, the Bramha Bull vs the Bramha Bullshit! It's the Marine vs the Tooth Fairy! this time exactly 10 years ago. the rock lost to that old Hack Hogan to put him over! However hogan came back to (snigger!) wrestle. Rock is not back on the roster. So why would he put himself over when he is leaving to film again? Despite this it's in his home town so unless they want to pull a Jim Ross in Miami. expect the rock to lay the smackdown on J.F.C'S MAN-GINA
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP!
Now this is going to be something special also! C.M. Punk the man who this last year was at the crux of telling McMahon to take his job and shove it, is headlining the main-event. His opponent? Chris jericho, possibly the best Canadian wrestler in the past decade (except for that guy we can't mention!). Jericho believes that everyone has rip-off him in someway. and the main person doing it is punk. I think punk will win simply because Jericho is leaving AGAIN. This time to play in his band that is supporting a bigger band, or to runner-up in a game-show or host a game-show that will get axed in its first season.
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!(YES! YES!YES!YES!)
Ironically this match was on the card last year but was cancelled in lieu to that michael cole/Jerry Lawler debacle! Our man Sheamus will take on the increasingly heelish Daniel Bryan. This will be a very high octane clash, and one with a sense of importance. As you know there is a storyline that Johnny ace is wanting to dethrone Teddy long and become Double GENERAL MANAGER! And both men has picked sides so this match, that will go either way,will most likely change the battlefield completly.
THE STREAK!
HELL IN A CELL!
HHHVS UNDERTAKER III!
Every year , for the past 4 years, i have said Undertaker the easiest bet i ever made. That was until we saw those leaked photos of undertaker, Bald, grey Old and tired, Its was a shock to many. And the focus of Taker's gimmick is now that is finding opponents that could end his streak, not being retailiated after they cost him a title match like every single other match in the streak. this will be the second time the cell will be at mania, the winner of the first match? taker! the man with most hell in the cell experience? HHH! EXPECT IT TO ROUGH! EXPECT IT TO BE BLOODY!
EXPECT IT TO STEAL THE SHOW!
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
So Dustin is denied his Last Hurrah, And Big slow will be facing Rhodeth! Cody has being getting on our collective nerves with his embarrassing Big show moments vignettes, Showcasing the tomfoolery that goes into booking show for 10+ years straight.
I predict that show's big Linkara Punch will correct Cody's lisp by the night end!
Monday, February 20, 2012
Walkers mystery flavours review
It is offically the fouth year of this underground sensation that is the enlightened page. 4 YEARS AGO....When this blog was created, it was an entertainment blog... My Own Entertainment. then i Discovered Doug walker, Lewis Lohvag and TheWrestlingfan.com and thought....What if i made their style of reviewing to critique wrestling? and so this blog is categorized as a wrestling blog.
However, the reviewing of crisp flavours by walkers was the very first thing i ever did.
THIS YEAR WALKERS has introduced 3 mystery flavours inspired by(and i'm quoting here!) "Britain's favourite ingredients and flavours!"
THE BLUE PACK
Crisp is yellow with green herbs and a strong garlicky smell
it is the returning GARLIC BREAD flavour from the World cup walkers review.
THE GREEN PACK
Crisp is gravy covered with herbs dotted here-and-there,
It is an improved CHICKEN DINNER from last year's red nose walker's review.
THE BURGUNDY PACK
This one required a lot of thought!
The crisp is covered in a brownish-red spice and covered in black pepper
Don't quote me on this but i think it's an ITALIAN SAUSAGE of some sort.
Well that's it!
there won't be a review of elim chamber but there will be wrestlemaina specials up until wrestlemania.
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However, the reviewing of crisp flavours by walkers was the very first thing i ever did.
THIS YEAR WALKERS has introduced 3 mystery flavours inspired by(and i'm quoting here!) "Britain's favourite ingredients and flavours!"
THE BLUE PACK
Crisp is yellow with green herbs and a strong garlicky smell
it is the returning GARLIC BREAD flavour from the World cup walkers review.
THE GREEN PACK
Crisp is gravy covered with herbs dotted here-and-there,
It is an improved CHICKEN DINNER from last year's red nose walker's review.
THE BURGUNDY PACK
This one required a lot of thought!
The crisp is covered in a brownish-red spice and covered in black pepper
Don't quote me on this but i think it's an ITALIAN SAUSAGE of some sort.
Well that's it!
there won't be a review of elim chamber but there will be wrestlemaina specials up until wrestlemania.
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Thursday, February 16, 2012
FEBRUARY UPDATE!
Due to personal affairs and the sheer size of March's Bogger Box Office review, the results for Against All Odds is cancelled.
However monday's review of the Limited Edition Walkers is still on!
THAT IS ALL!
However monday's review of the Limited Edition Walkers is still on!
THAT IS ALL!
Monday, January 30, 2012
WWE ROYAL RUMBLE 2012
In the Steel cage match, Bryan was lucky to fall from big show's grip, rather than i don't know-be booked to WRESTLE!
The heel divas won against the face divas in an 8-person tag. Beth and Nattie did all the work as the Bellas seemed more occupied with the cumbersome ribbons in their hair.
Kane vs Cena was deemed a no contest, when Kane destroyed Zack Ryder again.
drew was squashed by brodus. I can't believe how over Clay is.
Ziggler gave it his all but was unsuccessful in reaching his goal against C M Punk. it was such a good match. Laurinitaus, fearing his job safety was forced to call it down the middle.
AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!
THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
ENTRANT#1 GOBSHITE FROM MTV
Best rumble ever! There'll be no repeat of "Waste-of-A-Mania" this year.
ENTRANT#2 ALEX RILEY
...And in 2 seconds riley is eliminated.
ENTRANTS 3 AND 4 WERE R-TRUTH AND CODY RHODES
Beuatiful disaster on Truth.
ENTRANTS 5 AND 6 WERE GABRIEL AND PRIMO
Truth is eliminated but gives miz the Little Jimmy to the outside.
ENTRANT#7 MICK FOLEY
Primo is eliminated
ENTRANT#8 Making an entrance in a busted up Datsun. and using his boss' music
RICARDO RODRIGUEZ
This is ricardo's face turn. he bet up rhodes to seal it. and elimed justin
ENTRANT#9 SANTINO
Ricardo is eliminated.
ENTRANT#10 EPICO
Miz and rhodes are back in and foley epico and santino are eliminated.
ENTRANT #11 KOFI KINGSTON
and hits the Boom drop.
ENTRANT #12 JERRY LAWLER
Fist drop and then he is eliminated, returning to the announcer table.
NEXT 3 ZEKE, MAHAL AND OUT FOR REVENGE ON HIM, KHALI
Jinder is eliminated. then zeke.
HUNICO IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY BOOKER T
Kofi is thrown out but does a handstand to stay in!
NEXT 2 DOLPH AND HACKSAW!
Hacksaw is eliminated then booker and khali.
ENTRANT 20: MICHEAL "ATOMIC HEATZ" COLE
ENTRANT 21: KHARMA And Cole is eliminated then Hunico.
but then she's eliminated
ENTRANT 22: SHEAMUS
Kofi is eliminated.
ENTRANT 23-26 WERE ROAD DOGG, JEY USO, THWAGGER, BARRETT.
Dogg is eliminated
NEXT ARE DAVID SHITUNGA & BLANDY BORE-TON
Double rope ddt
Uso and barrett are done.
NUMBER 29: CHRIS JERICHO
Shitunga is eliminated
AND FINALLY THE BIG SHOW AT 30!
ORDER OF FINAL ELIMS.
SWAGGER
RHODES
MIZ!
ZIGGLER
SHOW
ORTON
JERICHO
WINNER OF THE 2012 RUMBLE: SHEAMUS HAS BECOME THE FIRST IRISH MAN AND FIRST EUROPEAN TO WIN THE RUMBLE, BUT DONT COUNT OUT JERICHO JUST YET!
SO THE SMACKDOWN MAIN EVENT FOR WRESTLEMANIA IS IRONICLY THE MATCH THEY CANCELLED LAST YEAR!
SHEAMUS VS DANIEL BRYAN(C)
I DOUBT THEY WILL TURN THAT INTO A DVD EXTRA!
Well that's it!
The heel divas won against the face divas in an 8-person tag. Beth and Nattie did all the work as the Bellas seemed more occupied with the cumbersome ribbons in their hair.
Kane vs Cena was deemed a no contest, when Kane destroyed Zack Ryder again.
drew was squashed by brodus. I can't believe how over Clay is.
Ziggler gave it his all but was unsuccessful in reaching his goal against C M Punk. it was such a good match. Laurinitaus, fearing his job safety was forced to call it down the middle.
AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!
THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
ENTRANT#1 GOBSHITE FROM MTV
Best rumble ever! There'll be no repeat of "Waste-of-A-Mania" this year.
ENTRANT#2 ALEX RILEY
...And in 2 seconds riley is eliminated.
ENTRANTS 3 AND 4 WERE R-TRUTH AND CODY RHODES
Beuatiful disaster on Truth.
ENTRANTS 5 AND 6 WERE GABRIEL AND PRIMO
Truth is eliminated but gives miz the Little Jimmy to the outside.
ENTRANT#7 MICK FOLEY
Primo is eliminated
ENTRANT#8 Making an entrance in a busted up Datsun. and using his boss' music
RICARDO RODRIGUEZ
This is ricardo's face turn. he bet up rhodes to seal it. and elimed justin
ENTRANT#9 SANTINO
Ricardo is eliminated.
ENTRANT#10 EPICO
Miz and rhodes are back in and foley epico and santino are eliminated.
ENTRANT #11 KOFI KINGSTON
and hits the Boom drop.
ENTRANT #12 JERRY LAWLER
Fist drop and then he is eliminated, returning to the announcer table.
NEXT 3 ZEKE, MAHAL AND OUT FOR REVENGE ON HIM, KHALI
Jinder is eliminated. then zeke.
HUNICO IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY BOOKER T
Kofi is thrown out but does a handstand to stay in!
NEXT 2 DOLPH AND HACKSAW!
Hacksaw is eliminated then booker and khali.
ENTRANT 20: MICHEAL "ATOMIC HEATZ" COLE
ENTRANT 21: KHARMA And Cole is eliminated then Hunico.
but then she's eliminated
ENTRANT 22: SHEAMUS
Kofi is eliminated.
ENTRANT 23-26 WERE ROAD DOGG, JEY USO, THWAGGER, BARRETT.
Dogg is eliminated
NEXT ARE DAVID SHITUNGA & BLANDY BORE-TON
Double rope ddt
Uso and barrett are done.
NUMBER 29: CHRIS JERICHO
Shitunga is eliminated
AND FINALLY THE BIG SHOW AT 30!
ORDER OF FINAL ELIMS.
SWAGGER
RHODES
MIZ!
ZIGGLER
SHOW
ORTON
JERICHO
WINNER OF THE 2012 RUMBLE: SHEAMUS HAS BECOME THE FIRST IRISH MAN AND FIRST EUROPEAN TO WIN THE RUMBLE, BUT DONT COUNT OUT JERICHO JUST YET!
SO THE SMACKDOWN MAIN EVENT FOR WRESTLEMANIA IS IRONICLY THE MATCH THEY CANCELLED LAST YEAR!
SHEAMUS VS DANIEL BRYAN(C)
I DOUBT THEY WILL TURN THAT INTO A DVD EXTRA!
Well that's it!
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
THE FLIPPIES 2011
It's that time of year again where we look back at the year past and ask...what Gobshite tought Michael Cole wrestling was a good idea?
Yes its the return of my awards post the flippies. and we start with a new Simpsons-theme award.
DOCTOR MONROE WAS SICK!
(RETURN OF THE YEAR: THE ROCK)
When the wwe website revealed that Mania was going to have a host, the entire IWC groaned with indifference. the rumour was Justin bieber was to perform. So when the rocks music roared through the arena the crowd came unglued.Despite an absence of 7 years. Johnson had the same energy and charisma that his rival john cena would kill for.
MARGE VS VIOLENT TELEVISION
(FUNNIEST THING OF THE YEAR: Z! TRUE LONG ISLAND STORY)
With nothing more than a camera, his friends and i guess $20 dollars worth of props, Zack showed us that if given the screen time, he can be entertaining. the massive cult following turned the one-time jobber into an internet star and eventually the current (at time of writing) U.S. champ. It just goes to show that if you put your heart into believing in something, that it pay-off big time in the long run.
WORST.EPISODE.EVER!
(STUPIDEST THING THIS YEAR)
I should put Michael Cole. but i was going to induct a promo when Brie was champion who said she wanted to draft all her competition to smackdown,despite the fact that the Diva's belt is DUAL-BRANDED! It had to be stupidity incarnate to top that! so this ham-fisted manouver wins . It is of course...
MATT HARDY FAKES SUICIDE ON FACEBOOK!
To all wrestlers following in Z-ryde's footsteps. Don't become Fatt Lardy! the former Impact wrestler lost his job by posting message which fans deemed suicidal. Even his closest friends were worried that Lardy had gone to all night diner in the sky.Hardy was fined for Misdeminour wasting police time.
But the stupidy from hardy didnt stop this year. 3 months ago hardy was photoshopped-imean photographed naked with new girlfriend Reby sky. Many people didn't think it was him but i'm convinced it was.
His Rolls where covering her boobs!
HER ASHES STOPPED THE MISSLE LAUNCH!
(best exit or most awesome thing)
HUNT-UH VERSUS UND-UH TAK-UH...10 YEARS LATE-UH!
Despite me calling it Waste-of-a-Mania by me on wrestling united, One match was fun to watch. And if you thought that a match between 2 top draws and not for any title would be a phoned-in affair...
you were sadly mistaken!
MAUD'S FUNERAL
(SADDEST MOMENT OF THE YEAR)
EDGE RETIREMENT
Admit it! you never saw it coming!
After retaining the title at mania and keeping ADR'S Destiny at bay, the fact that the next night edge came out in street clothes was a worrying sight.
And we were right to be worried.
As Edge's Pelvis was so damaged, if it took another heavy knock, he could be paralysed, In a wheelchair or worst case scenario,Dead. but for his services in the ring it had being announced that Edge is the first inductee into the WWE HALL OF FAME CLASS 0F 2012!
THE HOMER(WRESTLER OF THE YEAR)
Despite James storm,Bobby Roode and ADR Having their first world's title reigns and a consistant string of 4-5 star matches all year, 2011 was Year of The Punk! With his contract expiring Punk came down and Shot a Promo so legendary, Veterern Sports hack Jim Rome thought it was real! Yeah it was a worked shoot, but admit it! you enjoyed every minute of it!
THE POOCHIE
(WORST WRESTLER OF THE YEAR)
MICHAEL COLE
It started innocently enough.To build up the identity of the General Manager(who was anticlimaticly revealed to be johnny ace!) Mick Cole The Dick-hole became drunk on power. all year Cole has annoyed,enraged and embarrassed fans who payed €22 this year to watch "WASTE-OF-A-MANIA" on box office. From having a man-crush on GOBSHITE FROM MTV!,to being a total mark for wwe whenever Daniel Bryan had an iota of success. While the push to announce on both shows seems to be permanent, Please cole stick to announcing. IT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT! BARELY!
THE MARGE
(BEST WOMEN WRESTLER)
Congrats to Beth phionex, the most strongest most beutiful flower to grow from the pot of dirt that is Women wrestling in this decade. Expect a long reign and a face turn from compentant heels like Tamina and Nattie just to make the title mean something again. But that what happens when you give the title to the likes of Kelly, Eve "Botch" Torres, and Brie bella (all three who may or may not have f**ked Johnny ace for their jobs!) honourable mentions for gail kim, Nattie and A.J Lee. no-one else did anything of merit this year.
THE LISA
(WORST FEMALE)
FOR THE SECOND YEAR RUNNING ITS THE BELLA TWINS
But don't worry girls, i heard Hooters is STILL rehiring!
MY PLANET NEEDS ME!
(GOOD RIDDANCE!)
MICHELLE MCTAKER QUITS VIA TWITTER!
Fellow members of the IWC! WE HAVE THE POWER TO BUILD CAREERS LIKE ZACK'S, WE ALSO HAVE THE POWER TO TEAR THEM DOWN!
In a move that will eventually see her quit the 'E in spectacular form! Michelle mcCool joined twitter. was illundated by tweets that stated the obvivious that marriage to taker has gave backstage power and her long title reign was due to her abusing that power rather than beating her opponents. (how many times this year did she win due to interference from Layla,Dq or Count-out? too many too count) Despite saying that she has left due to "a pile-up of injuries". the I.WC Can say that the quality of wrestling has went up a notch. To Notch 1. Ces't la vie.
Drop me a line at http://www.youtube/user/ThePathofenlightment
And will see you soon for results on the royal rumble.
Yes its the return of my awards post the flippies. and we start with a new Simpsons-theme award.
DOCTOR MONROE WAS SICK!
(RETURN OF THE YEAR: THE ROCK)
When the wwe website revealed that Mania was going to have a host, the entire IWC groaned with indifference. the rumour was Justin bieber was to perform. So when the rocks music roared through the arena the crowd came unglued.Despite an absence of 7 years. Johnson had the same energy and charisma that his rival john cena would kill for.
MARGE VS VIOLENT TELEVISION
(FUNNIEST THING OF THE YEAR: Z! TRUE LONG ISLAND STORY)
With nothing more than a camera, his friends and i guess $20 dollars worth of props, Zack showed us that if given the screen time, he can be entertaining. the massive cult following turned the one-time jobber into an internet star and eventually the current (at time of writing) U.S. champ. It just goes to show that if you put your heart into believing in something, that it pay-off big time in the long run.
WORST.EPISODE.EVER!
(STUPIDEST THING THIS YEAR)
I should put Michael Cole. but i was going to induct a promo when Brie was champion who said she wanted to draft all her competition to smackdown,despite the fact that the Diva's belt is DUAL-BRANDED! It had to be stupidity incarnate to top that! so this ham-fisted manouver wins . It is of course...
MATT HARDY FAKES SUICIDE ON FACEBOOK!
To all wrestlers following in Z-ryde's footsteps. Don't become Fatt Lardy! the former Impact wrestler lost his job by posting message which fans deemed suicidal. Even his closest friends were worried that Lardy had gone to all night diner in the sky.Hardy was fined for Misdeminour wasting police time.
But the stupidy from hardy didnt stop this year. 3 months ago hardy was photoshopped-imean photographed naked with new girlfriend Reby sky. Many people didn't think it was him but i'm convinced it was.
His Rolls where covering her boobs!
HER ASHES STOPPED THE MISSLE LAUNCH!
(best exit or most awesome thing)
HUNT-UH VERSUS UND-UH TAK-UH...10 YEARS LATE-UH!
Despite me calling it Waste-of-a-Mania by me on wrestling united, One match was fun to watch. And if you thought that a match between 2 top draws and not for any title would be a phoned-in affair...
you were sadly mistaken!
MAUD'S FUNERAL
(SADDEST MOMENT OF THE YEAR)
EDGE RETIREMENT
Admit it! you never saw it coming!
After retaining the title at mania and keeping ADR'S Destiny at bay, the fact that the next night edge came out in street clothes was a worrying sight.
And we were right to be worried.
As Edge's Pelvis was so damaged, if it took another heavy knock, he could be paralysed, In a wheelchair or worst case scenario,Dead. but for his services in the ring it had being announced that Edge is the first inductee into the WWE HALL OF FAME CLASS 0F 2012!
THE HOMER(WRESTLER OF THE YEAR)
Despite James storm,Bobby Roode and ADR Having their first world's title reigns and a consistant string of 4-5 star matches all year, 2011 was Year of The Punk! With his contract expiring Punk came down and Shot a Promo so legendary, Veterern Sports hack Jim Rome thought it was real! Yeah it was a worked shoot, but admit it! you enjoyed every minute of it!
THE POOCHIE
(WORST WRESTLER OF THE YEAR)
MICHAEL COLE
It started innocently enough.To build up the identity of the General Manager(who was anticlimaticly revealed to be johnny ace!) Mick Cole The Dick-hole became drunk on power. all year Cole has annoyed,enraged and embarrassed fans who payed €22 this year to watch "WASTE-OF-A-MANIA" on box office. From having a man-crush on GOBSHITE FROM MTV!,to being a total mark for wwe whenever Daniel Bryan had an iota of success. While the push to announce on both shows seems to be permanent, Please cole stick to announcing. IT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT! BARELY!
THE MARGE
(BEST WOMEN WRESTLER)
Congrats to Beth phionex, the most strongest most beutiful flower to grow from the pot of dirt that is Women wrestling in this decade. Expect a long reign and a face turn from compentant heels like Tamina and Nattie just to make the title mean something again. But that what happens when you give the title to the likes of Kelly, Eve "Botch" Torres, and Brie bella (all three who may or may not have f**ked Johnny ace for their jobs!) honourable mentions for gail kim, Nattie and A.J Lee. no-one else did anything of merit this year.
THE LISA
(WORST FEMALE)
FOR THE SECOND YEAR RUNNING ITS THE BELLA TWINS
But don't worry girls, i heard Hooters is STILL rehiring!
MY PLANET NEEDS ME!
(GOOD RIDDANCE!)
MICHELLE MCTAKER QUITS VIA TWITTER!
Fellow members of the IWC! WE HAVE THE POWER TO BUILD CAREERS LIKE ZACK'S, WE ALSO HAVE THE POWER TO TEAR THEM DOWN!
In a move that will eventually see her quit the 'E in spectacular form! Michelle mcCool joined twitter. was illundated by tweets that stated the obvivious that marriage to taker has gave backstage power and her long title reign was due to her abusing that power rather than beating her opponents. (how many times this year did she win due to interference from Layla,Dq or Count-out? too many too count) Despite saying that she has left due to "a pile-up of injuries". the I.WC Can say that the quality of wrestling has went up a notch. To Notch 1. Ces't la vie.
Drop me a line at http://www.youtube/user/ThePathofenlightment
And will see you soon for results on the royal rumble.
Thursday, December 29, 2011
2012 New year schedule
Don't worry! I'm still here on the Internet. 2012 IS GOING TO BE EXPLOSIVE! As my quest to reach 200 posts is still on!AS The pentulimate reviews to the current storyline on BBO COMES CLOSER THE CLIMAX SPILLS OVER TO BOTH BLOGS!
ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE
JAN-flippies 2011
-Royal Rumble results!
Genisis results!
FEB-WWE PPV RESULTS
TNA PPV RESULTS
Mar-TICKET TO RIDE: A Series of fiction that will shed light on the current "DEVIL'S DVD" STORYLINE!
April -wrestlemania!
BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE
Jan-Eamonn's top 10 cover songs and remixes
Feb-Sex and the city 2
Mar-The Chaperone
April-Hot tub time machine
All review will likely change or other posts may be posted.
so what do you think?
let me know at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE
JAN-flippies 2011
-Royal Rumble results!
Genisis results!
FEB-WWE PPV RESULTS
TNA PPV RESULTS
Mar-TICKET TO RIDE: A Series of fiction that will shed light on the current "DEVIL'S DVD" STORYLINE!
April -wrestlemania!
BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE
Jan-Eamonn's top 10 cover songs and remixes
Feb-Sex and the city 2
Mar-The Chaperone
April-Hot tub time machine
All review will likely change or other posts may be posted.
so what do you think?
let me know at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
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