Sacrifice 2014 predictions

Sunday is Sacrifice!....if your not Britain or Ireland in that case....Wednesday is Sacrifice!

Here's prediction to the last ppv I do before my dental surgery on the 7th of May.

All matches in Descending importance.

TEEANDEH WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TIGHT-ALL MATCH, Y'ALL!
ERIC YOUNG(C) VS SHAG-NUS W/RICH IDIOT!

So TNA, how do you get ratings in a week where after years of bullshit from WWE's creative team Cough*Really Triple h* Cough, Daniel Bryan wins the big one?

BY DOING THE EXACT SAME THING WITH NO BUILD UP AND FOR FREE!
Now I like Eric Young, there's a reason people chant Under-Rated at him. But is putting your belt on a part-time guy a good thing? As far as I know Eric still has that fishing show of his. and like wrestling, Fishing doesn't exactly have an off-season. Still here's hoping a pile-driver will make Shag-nus tell Dixie "Not tonight I have a head-ache!"
MONEY ON: Eric

RUBBER MATCH IN THE BEST OF 3 SERIES FOR THE X DIVISION TIGHT-ALL, Y'ALL!
TIGRE UNO  VS SANADA (C)
Impact's young international talent make their mark on sunday night. This series is a being joy to watch this month. Expect the same on Sunday/Wednesday.
MONEY ON: Tigre uno.

KNOCKOUTS CHAMPIONSHIP
MADISON RAYNE (C) VS ANGELINA LOVE
(sigh...)
Start the Car for Maddie the Job-Girl!
MONEY ON: Love.

TABLES MATCH
BULLY RAY VS BOBBY ROODE
Denied a 10% percent cut in the control of tna by Bully, Roode desire for power has shifted to that of revenge. While Bully has the experience in his signature match, Roode has tweaked his style to include power moves, including his reserve attitude adjustment or Tnemtsujda Edutitta, as I call it, so don't count out Roode yet.
MONEY ON: Roode.

I QUIT MATCH
GUNNER VS JAMES STORM
While gunner has come into his own, he has replaced finding a personality (of which he has none.), with applying to Flag-wavers. James Storm has become this Anti-war Pinko without changing his outward appearance. As for the match. expect Storm to continue to carry gunner.
MONEY ON:Gunner

LOSER GETS COMMITED( YES REALLY!)
MR ANDERSON VS SAMUEL "THE CREEEPY BASTARD" SHAW
I've learned that Christy is going to be part of tna's creative. That doesn't even need a Fucking Punchline! so this gimmick will be nipped in the bud to give creative time to rewrite or repackage Shaw.
Money on: Anderson

TAG MATCH
G.H.3RD-GREENHORN THE TURD AND ROD STEWART MOCKSTAR DUD VS WILLOW AND KURT ANGLE
We've being waiting for this for so long. and now the glorified Abercrombie and Fitch model will have to put up or shut up.
MONEY ON: ANGLE/HARDY

Results will be up on Thursday. Just to remind you all that I wont be reviewing extreme rules because of the aforementioned Surgery. this is my last only ppv until May.

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Spring update and schedule 2014

Thanks for all your views yesterday of my WrestleMania report.

THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE FOR SPRING
(All posts are likely to change or be added on.)

• Last Thursday of this month: #WrathOfRichIdiotY'all-TNA SACRIFICE
• This year is also the world cup, so I'm hoping We get limited edition sweets for reviewing,

IN REGARDS WITH THE NEXT TWO PPVS, BANK HOLIDAYS AND PERSONAL LIFE.
As you know, I don't own any Internet connection, and rely solely on Cafes, libraries and Coin-ops. With 2 ppvs solely before bank holidays, It will be hard to compete when the café opens at 12 and by then, others will have the results. Also On the 7th, I have dental surgery. I've being advised to relax the day before, and not to change my eating habits drastically. So that means I won't be reviewing Extreme Rules. I'm sorry, but this cannot be avoided. The ppv in June I will review. but it'll be by a Coin-op in a supermarket, so apologies in advance for Quality.

BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE
THE Final chapter of the Current "INFERAL LODGER" Storyline is Revealed as The 5th ever Ticket to Hell is revealed in DamNation.

• all through April and May- TICKET TO HELL-DAMNATION:EAMONN REVIEWS SILENT HILL REVELATION

thanks for all your support.

Eamonn.

YES!lemania 30 RESULTS: BLACK DAY FOR BROWN TONGUES!

Last Year St Louis was the host for last year's chamber.
This Year-THE BRIDESMAID GOT MARRIED, As it were, This is the show of shows, For the 30th Time, THIS IS WRESTLEMANIA!

As par the course, a video package of the city culture, St Louis is home to Mardi Gras as the Bella Skanks are shown in this video. I'm sure they have flashed many a reveler who throw beads at them, many times!

Hogan, Austin and the Rock had a promo and the crowd went insane! and the matches hadn't even started yet!

QUALIFYING MATCH FOR THE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
DANIEL BRYAN VS TRIPLE H
Steph introduced her husband, who is back in his Conan The Bar-BURY-ian costume. Bryan, with taped up ribs, came out and the crowd exploded in a deafening roar. Bryan all over triple h to start off! Headlock by bryan, into a Leg Lace, then a Crossface. European uppercut then off the ropes a shoulder barge. Trips with a Dragon Screw after the Flash Kicks, When HHH goes out to kiss Steph, D-Bry hits a huge TumbleWeed to the outside. Back in and it seems that Bryan was going for the Dragonfly, but he gets crotched by the Cerebral AssPlug. Bryan's taped arm goes through the wars, as it's just academic for Hunt-uh here. Shoulder barge by Bryan with a scrap of momentum, into More Flash Kicks. A Pair of Germans, A Pair of 2-Counts! Go behind into a Sleep-uh, chained into a German Release suplex by the C.O.O. But an attempt of a Superplex becomes a Sunset flip bomb. Drop kick by a revitalized Bryan, but A clothesline-uh stops it cold, the pedigree is countered into a jack-knife cover, Dragonfly is countered into Crippl-uh Crossface, into the YES!-Lock but hand on the ropes, Steph pulls out HHHusband and Bryan takes out the wwe's power couple with a Suicide Dive. Trips is now even more P.O'ed than he was, countering the Running Knee into a Spinebust-uh! But Bryan does the Impossible, kicked out of the pedigree at a count of 1! Running knee, the cover and ....
WINNER: BRYAN 4/5
And as predicted, Hunt-uh lowers the glass ceiling on Bryan, by targeting the arm of  Bryan. the doctor go check on him.

Well I got this prediction wrong. the Shield looked strong as they mopped the floor with the Old Age Outlaws and Corporate Immobile Slab of Meat.

In match where only Big Slow and Lame-Arse only had entrances, Cesaro Lifted the Giant big show to win the Andre, the European crowd then hummed the Real American tune at Cesaro when he lifted the giant trophy. Will "Cesaro-ing" become the new fan-made Meme?

After a mesmerizing entrance for Bray Wyatt, thanks to Mark Crozier and the Rels, A belly dancer and the French Quarter full of Voodoo paraphilia, A toned down Golden boy Cena came and...You know the rest! But it was a great regardless! Wyatt is 3 for 3 for having the best match at the ppv this year.

THE STREAK
UNDERTAKER VS BROCK LESNER W/Paul Heyman
With coffins lined with the names of every victim, the one that was sired with Brock's name burst into flames, and left as it never happened (FORESHADOWING!)

The aggressive Lesner asserts himself, throwing the Phenom to the ropes. Clothesline nearly dumps 'Taker onto Pauly. Old school blocked by brock. but Taker relies on another trusty favourite, the Apron Legdrop. Back in and Brock gets Snake eyes, Chokeslam is countered as Taker is F5'D. Hard toss into the corner, when taker kicks out! Vertical suplex by the former NCAA Champion. After minutes of an intense beatdown, Taker with a Complete Shot. Big boot only gets 2 and the Chokeslam only gets 2. Desperation becomes stubbornness as 2 attempts at Hell's Gate is countered twice into Package-bombs. Kimora Lock! but Undertaker counters into one of his own. the hold broken, F5 again only gets 2. German suplex and other 1. Punches on the turnbuckle and the Last Ride. Tombstone and ... then what we never thought would happen!
Lesner counters into the F5 AND DESTROYS THE LEGEND!

WINNER:BROCK LESNER.
TWENTYONE.
AND ONE!

In Front of a stunned silenced crowd, after a life-time, after being a constant for 80% of WrestleMania's existence, the words no-one thought would ever speak, THE STREAK...IS OVER!
Taker rises and gets a standing ovation, We Will never see the Likes of Him again!

Divas championship was a 14-women one fall clusterfuck! No thought went into this whatsoever!
AJ Lee, of course! won but would you honestly see any of these Total(ly Useless) Divas having the belts?

This WrestleMania can be Described as 1 word, Bittersweet. Yes Daniel Bryan the title won despite the odds, but the Streak shattered has left a void for Manias to come! This Mania was great the main card was supported well by the undercard. This was changing of the guard moment, Wyatt looked a threat, A.J's title is losing it's luster, Cesaro has a catalyst to turn face and win the MiTB Briefcase, according to Mick Foley, and BRYAN IS CHAMPION. CLEANLY. WITH NO BULLSHIT IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS!

So i'll WrestleMania 30 the same way I ended The Caffeinated  Coup in August.
"FUCK YOU HUNTER, FUCK YOU!"

The final card for Wrestlemania 30

Well, after reading the smackdown spoilers, it's clear that no other matches have being made or altered. so as is, at time of writing, the complete Card for wrestlemania 30. All matches are placed in descending importance.
QUALIFYING MATCH FOR THE FINAL PLACE IN THE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
DANIEL BRYAN VS TRIPLE H
It's the match the IWC wanted to see, but were to afraid to ask! To say Bryan is riding high coming into Louisiana is an Understatement. The only thing Triple h who will be pelted with scorn can do is job or Win cleanly, but there's little chance of that happening!
Money on: Bryan

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
TBD VS SHITISTA VS BLANDY BORETON(C)
Bryan has to win! does anyone honestly want to see Hunt-uh and his two biggest boot-polishers recreate the Fingerpoke of Doom?
GOOD SCENARIO: BRYAN
BAD SCENARIO: FING-UH POKE OF DOOM-UH!

THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION BIG LANGSTON AND 19 OTHERS WILL COMPETE FOR THE ANDRE THE GIANT TROPHY IN THE ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL
So the guy's who didn't get a match will be put in battle royal? They've being doing that for 9 years! don't you watch the dvd release anyway the only wrestlers having any interview time about the Battle royal is Big Slow and GOBSHITE FROM MTV! So they are the favourites! come back Andre, all is forgiven!
MONEY ON: BEING UP FOR THE GOOKER OR THE POOCHIE!

THE UNITED STATES  CHAMPION DEAN AMBROSE, ALONG WITH ROMAN REIGNS AND SETH ROLLINS, WITH FACE HUNT-UH'S BROWN TONGUE BRIGADE, NAMELY THE BIG RED IMMOBILE SLAB OF CORPORATE MEAT KANE, AND THE OLD AGED OUTLAWS
If you thought that the Shield's face-turn was a way to tell us that they would not be splitting up, well they got you! They are still splitting up and may do so on Sunday.
MONEY ON: BROWN TONGUE BRIGADE!
REAL MONEY ON: Ambrose turns on others, or Ambrose and Rollins turns on reigns. Either way, Reigns Becomes single Babyface.

PRE-SHOW 4 WAY TAG TEAM MATCH
THE BOO-SUCKS(C) VS THE REAL AMERICANS VS LOS LATINOS STEREOTYPICOS W/MINI MANTAUR VS RYBAXEL
Well, Vince doesn't care so why should I, When I can't watch it?
WINNER: WHO CARES! (BUT I HOPE REAL AMERICANS)

THE CRUISERWEIGHT OPEN
FUTURE ENDEVOURED CLASS OF '14
VICKIE GUERRERRO DIVA INVITATIONAL
THE ENTIRE DIVA DIVISION (PLUS SOME TALENTLESS SKANKS YOU THOUGHT WERE FIRED!)
Oh 7 year rule! you always think no-one remembers the terrible, terrible shit you try to bury!
obliviously they wont put 2 battle royals on the same show, so this must be a ELIMINATION MATCH! much like that terrible match back at WM25 that birthed the SHITE-tina gimmick , all the divas will have 1 entrance I assume giving no real identity to any of these girls, apart from skin colour and skimpiness of outfits
MONEY ON: AJ

THE STREAK!
BROCK LESNER VS THE UNDERTAKER
Lesner has returned to wwe to wrest the grip of the wwe title out of the champions hands to no avail. But Lesner has become champion the youngest ever and will always be remembered, so what else can the Beast Incarnate take?
IMMORTALITY!
If Brock could do the impossible, and conquer the undertaker, then his name will be etched in infamy. But many have said that and many has doubted the taker before. Therefore I can't call it!
TOO CLOSE TO CALL!

BRAY WYATT LOSES TO...I MEAN VS JOHN CENA
What is wrong with this picture? Cena not in the main event? In all seriousness this is a career defining match for 1 Bray Wyatt. With Mark Crozier and The Rels playing Wyatt to the ring, Wyatt may also have a more grandiose entrance than we are use to. but no fireworks please! As for the match, yeah standard Cena affair, but I'm sure Wyatt would be 3-for-3 for having the best match of the night.
MONEY ON:THE FUCK YOU THINK?

Well that's me done. I'm off to get enough snacks and stuff to fully enjoy this Sunday the 6th of april at Midnight GMT.

WRESTLEMANIA XX:X YEARS LATER PART 2

                                 ****DISCLAIMER****
THIS POST HAS MENTION OF CHRIS BENIOT, HOWEVER ALL OPINION IS OF BENIOT THE WRESTLER, AND NOT OF THE MAN HE WAS, OR BECAME.

We open with the promo of Edge's return. He was out for a whole year with a separated shoulder. and at the time, Edge had his own Mania Streak going for him five wins until he challenged the Undertaker's streak. Then we wasted time with Jessie Ventura interviewing Donald trump, It was like matter meeting antimatter, as the charismatic Ventura interviewed a limp squid-and the guy who was wearing it on his head!

Speaking of Hair...
HAIR VS HAIR MATCH FOR THE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP.
VICTORIA (C) VS Molly Holly
Usually there is a sense of sadness when a hair versus hair match is announced, Many will remember Larry Zybyso's  Hair match was due to cancer and would lose it anyway in chemo. This was not the case. Nora Greenwald (molly) said that she wanted to do something very shocking at Wrestlemania, that would be a talking point. Anyway to the Match itself. Power and Elbow tie-up to start-arm rigger by Tara whose giving 9 inches in size. After a brawl, Molly apply a cravat. After bringing up that shameful "Molly has a fat arse" storyline that dogged since 2002, The DVD commentary devolves into a convo about what Smalls King and J.R prefer. Luckily, I am not The DVD!, and i'll do the play-by-play. By now Holly has put a knee on Tara's Back for extra leverage, but Victoria/Tara powers out. clothesline followed by a powerslam. Rope rein by the challenger, sends the champ flying. But she regains her composure and hits a superplex on the top-rope into a powerbomb, Molly tries to copy the widow's peak, Victoria's finish but rolls up for yet another anti-climatic finish.

WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: TARA
Victoria is attacked by Molly but is still shaved bald during the entrances of this next match.

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
EDDIE GUERRERRO (C) VS KURT ANGLE
After 2 months of playing peacekeeper between Eddie and Jobbo, a completely botched Heel-Turn happened as Angle protested against the drink-loving ex-drug addict champion. (IS ANGLE THE BLACK POT OR THE KETTLE?)

Hammerlock to start off, into the facelock by Angle. Eddie counters Angle's opening gambit, with an armdrag and a low headlock. But Angle, a master of his domain counters into a Top Wristlock. Eddie was no slouch himself, and counters into the hammerlock. A trio of shoulderblock by "Latino Heat.", followed by a Gater Roll that Luke Harper would be proud of. Angle ups his game with a Standing Coke that Samuel "The Creepy Bastard" Shaw would be proud of! Three Amigos by Eddie, Chicken wing, rake of the eyes with the ref distracted. followed by, -say it with me now- BAAAAACCCK BODYDROP! Right back into a chicken wing. Running knee but angle is back in control with the abdominal stretch and Gorilla, bless his soul, would love this as he done it "right" he hooked the leg!
German suplex. and then eddy was dropkicked out of the ring. Back in and a Backbreaker snapmare and Eddy looks dazed. Grapevine gets 2. Eddy is in pain he loosens his boot to check for injury. Bearhug when the ref gives the go ahead. charged into the corner and Angle is Stomping a mudhole. Clothesline, Belly to back suplex by a revived Eddie. Angle with a clothesline of his own. Armdrag by Eddie after an attempt of the Angle Slam. Headscissors by the champ. Three Amigos, Ankle lock from nowhere until Eddies loosened boot comes off! Distracted, Eddie rolls up Angle for another finisher-less, anti-climatic win.
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: EDDIE
Another strange ending, but whatever it fitted his lie, cheat and steal gimmick.

THE STREAK!
UNDERTAKER VS KANE
This was the first time Undertaker returned using his Deadman Gimmick, With big entrance, The Late Paul Bearer, the Druids, Everything Which is great and all, even if one druid holding his torch nearly burned down the garden! This was also the year that the Streak was finally giving a prominent spot at Mania. As 11 wins was nothing to sneeze at. After making the mistake of closing his eyes (Kane kept screaming "YOU'RE NOT REAL!") Taker dealt out some heavy Jabs.
Kane escapes after a whip. Huge Brawl by the Super-Heavyweights, followed by 'Taker's Tried-And-Tested Legdrop on the Apron. Mounted Punches, as the Big Red Immobile Slab of Meat, hasn't gotten out of the blocks yet. Sidewalk slam and a clothesline, Kane finally with offence only if it's trading punches. Old skool countered into the chokeslam, but taker sits up and the crowd goes mental! Flying Clothesline, Chokeslam, Tombstone, Mark Henry, that's what HE DOES! But that's a story for next year!
WINNER UNDERTAKER 12-0

WORLD'S CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
TRIPLE HGH VS CHRIS BENOIT VS SHAWN MICHAELS
Both faces argue on who gets the first shot on Triple H, after dispatching Michaels, Benoit hits a Northern Lights suplex, but Trips and his unnatural physique, roids up with a Clothesline-uh! Knife edge chops by Michaels who's back in. back body drop sends Hunt-uh out of the corn-uh!, but fights back with a High Knee-uh Moonsault by Michaels on the outside to the other contestants. Back in and it's Benoit and trips to return first. No quarter asked, HHH hits his Face-bust-uh. No quarter given, Benoit caught the future coo into a hat-trick of Germans. Sweet chin music countered into DDT-UH, turning his attention back to Benoit, his Pedigree is countered into the Crippler Crossface, Michaels interferes and he gets the Hat-trick too! Swandive headbutt gets 2. Michaels kips up and hits his 5 moves of doom but Benoit interferes. Rope rein opens up Michaels. Crossface on Michaels but HHH interferes. Double suplex through the Spanish table, Pedigree, but Benoit Interferes, Michaels thrown out again. Sharpshooter bu Benoit until the crossface and Finally...
WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION:BENOIT
This was a great match however. the events of the fateful summer in 2007 would change the sport forever, and the matches of Chris Benoit were treated as taboo and now watched not with love but Morbid curiosity and watched by criminologists.

I know this is a somber way to end this, but WrestleMania 20 had a very weak undercard that didn't sipport the main events. Though the matches were good, the non-finish endings to many confused me.

Join me in a weeks time when the final card is announced for wrestlemania XXX.

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WRESTLEMANIA XX: X YEARS LATER Part 1

You'll probably remember, (and if you don't you can always look it up.) That 3 years ago I reviewed WM17, The high-grossing wrestlemania of the last decade, with tons of great matches. 10 years later, we had WM 27, possibly the WORST 'mania of this decade, thanks in part to burying the Corre, Michael Troll, Snooki and the only draw finish to a championship match at 'mania, making a GOBSHITE FROM MTV! The worst possible choice ever for a champion.

This year is also a contrast, So far the matches for next months 'Mania are exciting and unbelievable. Will Bryan shatter Hunt-uh's Glass ceiling? Will Golden Boy Cena Follow the Buzzards? Who will win the Andre? Will the Greatest Streak ever stand? And will we ever have a mania with all the titles on the line? Or in Wembley?

10 years ago, the matches supporting the 3-way main event and Wwe championship were...underwhelming.

In the Legendary Madison Square Garden, this is where it all begins...Again.

U.S CHAMPIONSHIP
John FUCKING Cena vs Big Shite(c)
This may shock all you little kiddies, but your Hero Cena, Use to use bad words and cheat. They should show some old cena raps to kids, that'll be a FineBros video I'd watch! plus I forgot that he was trying to make Dahm Straight the new Hell Yeah, I'm glad it never caught on.

Cena starts off with Punches to Slow's protruding gut. Crossbody by Johnny-boy was caught, and his confidence shaken, never used that move again! In the corner Big show with the Frying pan chop, suplex on the writhing Cena, followed with the big boot. Standing Leg drop and the sleeper. Clothesline by Cena. but that shit is Stopped cold with the cobra clutch, But Cena Hulks-up, F.U gets 2. and after a distraction, Cena uses brass knux. He Cheated? THAT'S NOT PG!
WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: CENA

I Wonder what ever happened to him(?)

Backstage Jonathan "I Only Talked About Soft-Boy Rugby On My WWE Magazine Column, So I Fucked Off To Host NFL On ESPN" Coachman meets Bischoff to find the Undertaker, Bring him to Raw Brand. Also to investigate the LOUD NOISES! Backstage.

Also backstage: Randy Orton, Flanked by Ric Flair and Shitista on the Stairwell where Orton attacked Foley in the summer of 2003, to start off the feud which ends tonight.

FATAL 4-WAY FOR THE WWE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP.
LA RESISTANCE 2.0 VS CADE/JINDRAK VS THE DUDLEYZ VS BOOKER/RVD(C)

Y'know what? I forgot that Mark Jindrak existed! And he can put that on his resume forever I was at a wrestlemania. Then the champs come out to a terrible mash-up of One of a kind and that terrible version of can you kick from that horrible wwe sings! album. As the for the Match it's beat on cade and Jindrak until Jindrak takes all the finishers and Jindrak gets beaten in his wm debut.

AND YET NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST!
WINNERS AND STILL CHAMPIONS: RVD AND BOOKER.

Backstage, and Coach finds the source of the LOUD NOISES! Mean Gene, Bobby the Brain, Moolah and Mae Young having old people sex! THANKS JAMMITIN!

Next Christian and Chris Jericho had great seperate matches, but when they met, this...WAS NOT 1 OF THEM! And to make a bad match worse, it was over a women...who could handle herself without a man...WHAT WAS THE POINT TO THIS?

CHRIS JERICHO VS CHRISTAN
 All this talk of terrible ring music reminds me that Christian had that Dirge before Waterproof Blonde came along. Jericho makes his entrance and after a tentative start, a collar and elbow tie-up ends in the corner, when Jericho Bitchslaps him. Christian returns the favour with reverse elbow, followed by a back suplex, followed by clothesline. This ends to the outside of the ring, where Captain Charisma launches at Y2J. Back in and it's all Christian. Kitchen sink into a choke hold. But Jericho,Born in this state of New York, get the support of the people and gets up and lauches an Enzirgiri into a backslide that get only 2. Bulldog that leading to the trusty Loinsault bit it only gets knees. Christian gets up and uses the reverse Tornado DDT that only gets two. Then Trish comes out and distracts Jericho enough for Christian to win with...A roll-up!
WINNER: CHRISTAIN:
BAN THE ROLL-UP!

Backstage: Mick Foley was interviewed by Garcia, until the rock came in. I could tell you but I'd rather Show you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRwbIU-XMs
3-ON-2 HANDICAP MATCH
EVOLUTION(RANDY ORTON, SHITISTA & RIC FLAIR) VS THE ROCK & MICK FOLEY
After a huge brawl, Foley and Bootista start out. Both men tag out and Rock and Flair, enter the fray, Rocky with a headlock takeover on the Nature Boy, copies the Strut, insulted, Naitch reacts with his trademark Flair Chops. Back body drop by the rock and the Cactus Elbow by Foley, Rock back in, but a low blow by flair the dirtiest player in the game. I think the rock should change his name after this. Shitista in and slams the Rock. Flair back in with chops on the Rock, double clothesline spot, double tag. Foley and Batisteroids are legal, as Foley is now tearing a 'tista a new ass! Batista counters with Bastista move #1/3-Clothesline. Orton whips Foley into steel steps. Flair in and tells the rock who tries to tag in "I DONT THINK SO, MOTHERFUCKER! (the statement was edited out of some dvds despite the 15 rating) Orton is now officially legal in this match, with a few shots on Foley. finally the rock comes in an clears house but Shitista hits Batista Move #2/3-Spinebuster, and then Flair mocks the peoples elbow. But the rock kips up and spinebusts Flair. People's elbow, but Rock turns into Boretista and Batista Move 3/3-SHITISTA BOMB! With this PP spend Batista is switched out for Orton who counters Foley's Attempt at Mr. Socko into an rko
WINNERS: EVOLUTION
Now this is the Randy orton I remember and want to see again, Not the mahogany-coloured, lazy Pragmatic Brat that we have now!

HALLOF FAME CLASS OF 04
Bobby Heenan-Greatest Manager and colour commentator that ever lived.
Tito Santana-former I.C and tag champ
The Family of Big John Studd-Winner of the first 30 man Royal Rumble
Harly Race-former 7 time world's champion
Pete Rose-Disgraced Baseball Player (Celebrity Wing)
Don Murocco-Former I.C champion
Greg Valentine-Former U.S, I.C and tag champion
the family OF junkyard dog-Very popular jobber
Billy Graham-Former World's Champion
Sgt. Slaughter-Former WWE Champion
and Jesse the Body Ventura-Renaissance Man.

LINGERIE TAG MATCH....WAS SHIT!
WINNERS (NOT THAT YOU CARE!): SABLE AND TORRIE

Backstage: Eddie guerrero tells C***S B*****t that he won't win, but it's a ploy to fire him up.

CRUISERWEIGHT OPEN
JOBBO THE EAGLE(C) W/ JOBBO THE TURKEY VS NUNZIO VS JAMIE NOBLEVS TAJIRI VS AKIO VS SHANNON MOORE VS ULTIMO DRAGON VS BILLY KIDMAN VS OverREYted W/O FAN BACKLASH

ENTRANT 1: DRAGON VS ENTRANT 2: MOORE
Waistlock by the Japanese Legend, Arm rigger whips the Prince of punks into the ropes, Shoulder barge by Moore, who follows up with a Back suplex but misses his Halo finisher. Asai DDT By the man himself. Gets 3
ENTRANT 3: NOBLE
Kicks by The Virginian Noble, hard Backbreaker to the dragon, Neckbreaker and insult to injury, the Dragon is ended by 1 of his many moves: the Dragon Sleeper.
ENTRANT 4: FUNAKI
Crossbody, but Noble rolls through for a pin, thanks for coming, Funaki!
ENTRANT 5: NUNZIO
Sicilian Slice gets 2, and he gets counted out after a senton to the outside.
ENTRANT 6: KIDMAN
...takes out Nunzio and noble with the shooting Star, In the ring B.K Bomb on Noble, and he gets the Win.
ENTRANT 7: MYSTERIO
Akio on the outside, attacks Mysterio, Kidman went to the well too many times and when going for the B.K Bomb again, GOT HIS HEAD NEARLY CRACKED OPEN BY A MISTIMED SUNSET FLIP! The entire 3 front rows winced.
ENTRANT 8: TAJIRI
Now it's apparent why Akio attacked Rey-Rey. as both Japanese wrestlers have the 8 and 9 spots. Tarantula by the Japanese Buzzsaw, but he can't win with the illegal hold, Handspring elbow backfired into the 619! Green Mist accidently to Akio, roll-up
ENTRANT 9: Akio is unable to wrestle, Chavo faces Rey.
After a distraction by Jobbo the Turkey, Jobbo the Eagle gets a pin.
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: JOBBO GUERRERO JR
And you wonder why there's no cruiserweight Division anymore!

Up next is the match that everyone remembers...For all the wrong reasons!
BROCK LESNER VS GOLDBERG
SPECIAL REFEREE: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
After making their entrances the real stars of this match, the audience start with YOU SOLD OUT! Chants to Lesner, as Brock was leaving not for UFC, but to the NFL, It didn't work out. the crowd switches to Nanana Hey-Hey-Hey Goodbye. which begs the Question: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THROW A PUNCH? A very long Power and elbow Tie-up gets a boring chant and stare down and another tediously Tie-up, makes the crowd declare that "THIS MATCH SUCKS!" Headlock by lesner, whips and neither egomaniac wanted to sell the others shoulder barges, Military press into spear by Goldberg but Lesner Dodges a second spear. Lesner tries to suplex Goldberg but he sandbags him a few times, before the actual suplex. Each man went for their finish and only got 2 and got in Austin's Face, but it was Lesner who flipped off the crowd, so he got stunned.
WINNER: GOLDBERG: After beers, Austin stuns Goldberg to cheers!

Vince MacMahon came out and thanks the fans to huge response.
4 WAY MATCH FOR WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE SELF PROCLAIMED WORLD'S GREATEST TAG TEAM (HAAS/BENJAMIN) VS APA(CRANKYVINCE JBL/SIMMONS) VS THE BASHAMS (DOUG/DANNY) VS TOO COOL(SCOTTY 2 HOTTY & RIKISHI)(c)

Shelton smacks JBL, Big mistake!
Elbow by the only wwe champ in this match. Layfield tags in Danny, atomic drop to danny, Haas knees the Basham on the outside. Haas in, backbreaker on Danny, who tags in Scotty who suplexes haas, some dancing, leading to a punch to Benjamin who was talking smack. this smart decision leads to scotty getting the WGTT'S Leapfrog double team finisher! Haas tags Doug, double team suplex on scotty. Belly to back by Doug, after a leg lace, then scotty tags in Rikishi who cleans houses DDT Benjamin, Stinkface on Doug, Clothesline from hell from Bradshaw, until scotty takes him out of the equation, Sit-down pin for the...win? The hell?
WINNERS AND STILL CHAMPIONS: TOO COOL
Invoking memories of royal rumble 2000, the champs dance for this excited MSG crowd

DVD 1 OUT AND DVD 2 IN.
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TNA LOCKDUMB QUICKIE: DIXIE IS QUEEN OF THE IDIOTS, SHE EARNED THAT TIGHT-ALL, Y'ALL!

Here's last night's deferred coverage of Sunday night's Lockdown, Tna's all cage ppv.

First was an x-division Tna vs Wrestle-1 6 man tag, Team TNA were Frankie Kazerian, Christopher Daniels and Chris Sabin. Wrestle-1's team were the new x-Champion, Sanada, the rookie Yasu, and the Legend that is The Great Muta. The crowd screamed and demanded his presence. As for the match this was an imaginative Spotfest (Especially that triple dropkick!) Sanada, the protégé of Muta, used his trademark, Mutasualt to win this high-octane opener.

The escape the cage match between Anderson and Samuel "the Creepy Bastard!" Shaw, who debuted a more sinister music than the dance -music he had (despite the fact the old music has a woman's voice saying "say that you want me" over and over, still fitting the stalker gimmick). Ken nearly won but Shaw kidnapped Christy and Ken went to save her only to Fall foul of the Catatcaca- the catacatommo- FUCK IT! I'm giving his finisher an appropriate name-Chloroform! Shaw made Anderson go to sleep with the Chloroform!

1st title match of the Night. I was always unsure what was Madison Rayne's finisher since despite her 5 title reigns, she always used roll-ups, interference or weapons to win. Apparently it's a flying Spear. Good for her.

Next was Manik versus Tigre Uno. Both men were too similar to warrant my full attention. Nice little match, though! Tigre won.

Gunner defeated James Storm. That's it!

Rich Idiot the 3rd's open challenge was a no contest as Bobby Lashley returned. Now that Choc Lesner is back, I can dust this gem of:

You Thay  That your name Is Ethan Carter and The World Needth You...Well I Thay Your Ethan Carter....AND YOU'RE A BATHURD!

Despite having his ass handed to him, The man who does more that just Whistle Dixie, Shag-nus retained his title after Flabyss used "Janice" to tear a hole in the canvas and drag Joe under the ring.

Dixie "Rich Idiot" Carter is gone! at least for a few months! Despite the distraction of ROD STEWART Rockstar Spud and the application of Bully Ray as special ref, team Mvp, comprising of M.V.P. , Eddie Edwards, Davey Richards and Jeff Hardy's new Morally ambiguous persona, Willow.

So more Southern hospitality for the Carters. Y'all DONT Come back now, Y'here!

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