WWE Backlash 2020: THIS IS THE GRATING SHOW!

Good Morning!
Eamonn Here hoping you are here after not playing a drinking game for everytime Someone said Greatest match Ever or Greatest Show last night, because if you did, well,....


Preshow and Apollo Crews Push is real...why? new Music with Lyrics! Apollo Retains the Us Championship with a win over Andrade. Now Andrade can go back to bed or wherever he hid during his paper Championship reign!

To the Show Proper and we start with a 3 team tag match for the Women's Tag Belts against Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross, the IIconics and the Champions Sasha Banks and Bayley, and is HEYKAYLA!'S new gimmick is that she is an Idiot? I mean The Champions are about to go out for there entrances and you are out there asking stupid Questions that you could have asked After the Match! Kayla, I think you are not Even A Real Jouralism! Anyway good pacing until Sasha caught Bliss in the most Deadly of Moves...THE FUCKING ROLL-UP!

Following up was the Sheamus and Jeff Hardy Match and Despite the tastelessness from Smackdown, this was a Competitive Back-And-Forth Match! It was also a greatest Hits Match. Jeff hitting all his signatures and Sheamus Hitting his! But in the end, Sheamus Brogue Kick Jeff...like a Bad Habit!

Then we had not one but 2 Garbage matches. Asuka vs "The Annoying Potato" NYEHNYEHNYEHNYEHNYEH-NIA JAX! Went to A Count-out! And Braun retained universal championship when the Gobshite from Mtv and Johnny "I Will Personally Give the last Brick to Tr**p when he Builds the wall!" Morrison, turned on each other when Miz' Pin was broken, by Morrison. This Distraction was all the window the champ needed!

Things Improved with the match for the wwe Championship against Bobby Lashley, Who sprang into action on the behest of the Mastermind planning of One MVP! Bobby latched on the Masterlock (because that's what it is, and i will not correct myself!) before the bell rang and Drew sold it like he just inhaled Poison! Lashley looked Great...until for storyline purposes....THE TAPEWORM Crawled out! Lana's Distraction cost Lashley the Title. Can we please Fire Lana already? The WWE does not need A second Sable! One was bad enough!

The Raw Tag Team Championship match was cancelled due to the time constraints of the pre-recorded Main Event...Which was "Edited with Dramatic Camera Angles and Enhanced Sound for you Viewing Pleasure" This Enhanced Sound was a White Noise Machine that made the Arena sound like it was Haunted by a more excited crowd. This was not a good choice as when the match settled down the White Noise sounded like...well White Noise... and considering that wwe is shown live after Midnight in Ireland, The background Noise may have being Whalesong or A lullaby! I would like to say though, the tribute to Howard Finkel-the Spotlight on his MSG Microphone and the recording of him announcing Randy Orton and Edge, that was classy! The match itself was too long for my liking, but It showed that Edge can Forgo the Chairshots and really Wrestle and Orton could really hang if he wanted to, Allusions to past feuds were added, Orton Using a pedigree and rock Bottom, while Edge used his Partner's Unprettier. In the End of this Grueling Match, Orton Took the Low Road and Kicked Edge in the Love-Spuds and followed up with the Punt. I'm told that During this Match Edge's Shoulder was torn during the first fall to the outside. Thankful it was not the neck!

Well That's it!

I am, after Wednesday taking a much needed Sabbatical. I will be back Reviewing on the 1st of next month on Bogger Box Office. Here though, Unless plans change, i doubt i will be doing anything wrestling related til Summerslam. See you soon and remember to stay safe!

CREDITS 
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TASTE TEST 2K20: EAMONN REVIEWS MAGNUM RUBY COLLECTION AND MERMAID CORNETTO

Amid the Corona Virus Pandemic, we have reasons to be cheerful, and we have 2 right here!

MAGNUM RUBY COLLECTION
Package Colour: Blush Pink With Cocoa Bean Print
Calorie Count: 917
Flavour: Raspberry/Vanilla Ripple Icecream encased in Ruby Chocolate. Ruby Choclate is the recently Discovered Fourth Kind of Chocolate, Creating by Processing the Entire Berry not just the Beans, which are the seeds. Up until recently it was a trade secret Known only to Nestle, But it's still somewhat of a Luxury Item. Side Note: 2019 was the 30th anniversary of the magnum Brand so if Heartbeat had permission last year we could have had Ruby Chocolate for the Ruby Anniversary!
Taste: at 72 grams, this icecream is tiny! Who can something that weighs that much have a 900 plus change calorie count? This is more an Amousebouch than a desert. Be that as it may, the Raspberry like flavour and creamy texture of the chocolate would compliment any one flavour of icecream but to mix it with a raspberry ripple, when the chocolate itself has a raspberry like taste is confusing. It's not bad, i just wish it was bigger!

MERMAID CORNETTO
Package colour: Blue with scale Motif and nautical Decorations!
Calorie Count: 827
Flavour: Raspberry Sorbet, Matcha Green tea icecream, raspberry sauce in a Beetroot wafer cone, half-filled with chocolate, covered in White chocolate balls. edible Silver Glitter and Quote "Blue Nautical themed Biscuit Pieces" in reality they are all Stars!
Taste: Bright pink Sorbet, Nuclear Green icecream, Edible Glitter and Viagra Blue Biccies. Why does it look like a dancefloor after a 90s rave? also why make a "Trendy" Cornetto, putting in a Green Tea icecream and calling it Mermaid? what is the connection, if any? It tastes fine it's just... weird!

Rebellion 2020 night 2: Wednesday Night Heat

Boy, wasn't last week an adventure on my socials? All I can say is that once society becomes close to what it was mere months ago, don't be surprised if ppvs never become tv specials ever again...unless you are Major League Wrestling....you are alright!

And maybe I have to watch a TELEVISED! Show on a phone screen, in a country with third-world quality broadband, maybe I should starve myself to afford a Amazon dongle thing, to watch impact payperviews, and therefore, defeating the purpose of having a tv deal! Or I could just wait til it's televised in Britain, whenever they feel like it! Because God forbid I have to deal with some songwriter defending no cred Ed...without ever telling us WHY? The up to 1 month wait! But now you know, Amazon dongle things for the back of your tv is cost, 200 euro in fact! And week ppvs are 30 euro...keep in mind I'm not buying WWE every month, since every review I make comes out of my own money!

...and night 2 was ok! They should have a title match here, or at least taken the belt off Tessa Blanchard a week ago! Anyway...

And Legend Say Chris Bey and Rohit Raju are performing standing switches on each other to this very day...

As always, the first match was an x division match...I know the dry cleaners here in Ireland are closed due to Corona, and so are the ones in Nashville, Suicides costume is looking Manky! The only thing that stinks more than Suicide... Is the game he came from!

Good match, weak finish, for a guy calling himself a finesser, a boot to the head is hardly poetry in motion

Next is the guy who possibly responable for all the ruptured blood viens in Jim Cornettes forehead, Joey Ryan. Now doing the Right to Censor 2:0 gimmick...going after...Cousin Jake Deaner...yeah it was a squash match that when too long not helped by an ad break that NO ONE asked for! Ryan Won with the most devasting move on the planet...the Roll-up!

#BanTheFuckingRollup!

Next was a Full Metal Mayhem Match...and Quick Question..
Who was the face and who was the heel...ok I get why they had this match...Jordan Grace couldn't attend given the situation and it was not a title match. But Rosemary trying to weasal out of the match against Havok...Confused Me! Halfway through some Woman called Nevaiah, ( whose name I just butchered, and I'm sorry!) Appeared at ringside...and disappeared, just as quickly! Madison Rayne know who is was, but didn't tell us Who she wasEr....that's great you know her....Care to elaborate who she is to the rest of us! Rayne remained schtum before Rosemary won! At least it wasn't another " THE BLADE! THE BUTCHER, THE BLADE!" Moment

And now the main event...keep in mind they could easily just take the belt off Tessa and have the go for the title when she is stateside again but with Elgin, Eddie and 2 men who are now in the main event all in contention. Instead we had a triple threat with Moose, Elgin and Hernadez, it was ok, it was just made worse that it was booked like the defunct that world title meant something....well it means Moose maybe ready for the real thing...but this came off as hokey!

So that's it! If there is even a ppv in June, I will review it and it'll be the last ppv I do before, heading out the country for the wedding...if there is even a wedding still!

Until then see ya!

Impact Rebellion Night 1: #NoCredEd finally let's British Bloggers get paid and fed!

Nordholm: yet Vince, can I borrow your Homework?

Vince: No Problem, just change a few things so you won't get caught, PAL!

Corona Virus is good for something, it finally got impact to show a ppv on time, even it has being downsized to a tv special! I have tagged Impact uk and Ed Nordholm in this review, so they might not even read it, but knowing how they handle ppvs for the britsh audience I'm sure it take between 6 days and 1 month for them to tell me to go fuck myself!

And now our feature presentation!

First was a 6-man tag with Ovarie (because All the Crist brothers can do is Bleed every month!) And Sad man Futon....the man with the size and mobility of a couch! Vs Tommy Dreamer, Rhino and the returning Crazy Steve. Real talk without Dumi Callahan's influence (More on Mr. Buy my Attempted Murder T-Shirt Later!) Jake is actually pretty good. Faces won in a tepid match.

The world title match is jeopardy next week! Tessa is stuck in Mexico, and Eddie Edwards has decided to stay safe.

With one size man match we now follow it up with...another 6 man match! This time a 3 team match between the Rascalz, Xxxl, and the team of TJP and Fallah Baah. The tag match shown had the true strength of the tag division: it's diversity: only here you can see fly flyers and guys that look like XxXl and Fallah returning them in kind, after an exciting bout, the rascals are set to the contenders for the north down the road!

Best match of the night!
Ace Austin defended the X Division championship against Willie Mack, it was the self doubting Mack against the devious Ace, in a match with great pacing action and storytelling, a good 15 minute or so, the 2 had each finish countered so each had to dig deep, but In the end, a stunner off the top rope gave Mack the opening for the frog splash and we have a new champion!

PoundShop Bayley vs Blueberry Ice Alicia Fox in a WWE Superstars type squash match. Kylie Ray, aka PoundShop Bayley, won via submission

And now the main event which was a Cinematic Unsanctioned match between impact hall of famer, Ken Shamrock and Sami Calahan, and it was just a mess! The only thing of value is that it just confirmed what we already know, that the Hacker Gimmick is separate from Ovarie. Last image was Ken Shamrock locking the ankle lock on Calahan in a carpark and walking away from a prone Sami!

Next week Part 2 including what ever decision management has given over the world title picture!

Update from my house!

Greetings from LockDown Ireland!

In a few moments I will finalizing my review of the hot chick for Bogger BoxOffice. And that us the issue I'm addressing,

Despite still being able to still produce reviews they will not be at a standard that I hold myself to, so when the Pandemic is neutralized or at least contained, all posts since April will be remastered at a future date!

Only those who follow my Twitter and this blog will know, I am not retweeting this to anyone as it's not something I am proud to admit, but I am reducing my workload to just Bogger BoxOffice until the crisis is over! There will no more ppv results until I say so!

Please understand my hand has being forced by unforeseen circumstances.

I'm sorry
Eamonn.

WrestleMania 36 night 2: Pandemic labyrinth

Night 2 kicked off with a tough and technical back and forward between Charlotte and Rhea Ripley for the latter's Nxt Women's Title. Good time and pacing, I could have gone either way, But However, Charlotte is now Nxt Women's Champion, so where does this leave Rhea?

Aliester Black has being to dark, evil places, expect one, in a match involving the Tapeworm. Once Again Sable 2:0 made tv while Rusev is at home! Black kicked Lashley so hard, it corrected his lisp! Please WWE, end Black on Aliester Black Violence!

MITB is still going ahead! Madness!

Otis won again Ziggler after Mandy took out Sonya. So Otis and Mandy, huh? I'll give it a week!

In a match so raw and full of emotion Edge and Orton's hatred could not be contained by a ring, so the last man standing match spilled to backstage, training rooms, boardrooms, the storage area no where was safe, Edge won after taking Orton's out with a ConCHAIRto!

I knew Gronk was going to be 24/7 champion...now go and get your stupid interview on Fucks and Friends!

Next was the Title match Botching Theroy didn't deserve but fuck we are understaffed against the street profits, this time Dawkins made sure Theroy Jenkins didn't Miz up the outside spot! Street Profits retained but Angel and Theroy went into business for them selves until Biance Belair took Zelina Vega Out!

Bayley Retains the Smackdown Women's Title against all worthy opponents...and Tamina! Seriously stop putting Tamina in matches, she was eliminated first because walking to the Rong blew her up! Naomi was eliminated next by the heel tactics, but Lacey made sure Sasha was gone next! Not that it did any good, since Sasha ran-in to take Evans out!

DISCLAIMER....
I am not on Drugs! The Following match actually happened!
Next was the Firefly Funhouse match. John Cena was teleported during his entrance, into the funhouse where Bray Wyatt explained what was going to happen once Cena walked the door...in other words this match was a game of Persona 4! "In the Funhouse, you'll face...yourself!" So here goes

After meeting Rambling Rabbit and walking through the door, Bray Wyatt gives a verbatim promo that Kurt Gave when Cena Debuted. Cena now decked in his Generic 2002 look tried to slap Bray like he did to Angle but Bray kept Teleporting away, even bringing up Nikki Bellaskank in one instance.

Next the 2 were teleported to the 80s where Muscleman Bray introduced Handsome Johnny siting that Cena can't wrestle but look how big and sexy his muscles are! John is hypnotised not to be able to move his arms after some bicep curls. Bray takes John out in the first offence of this match, we are now back in the ring and Cena is now Rapper Cena. He spits a bar with the Devil Vince Puppet exclaiming " This is Such Good Shit!" We teleport again this time Bray is now Eric Bischoff, and Cena is Hollywood Hulk Hogan, but Cena attack Bray. We then teleport to 6 years ago. Bray in this original gimmick echoes the world's he said then Cena is a monster and it took 6 years to plan this revenge, Cena now in the shirt he wore then, attacks Bray who turns into Huskus the Pigboy, the fiend puts Cena in Sister Abigail , Bray acts as the ref and Cena soul is sent to the Shadow Realm!

Drugs man
Drugs!

With Big Bully John having to steal the show, there was no time left for Drew vs Brock. Just do what Oldberg and Strowman did 2 nights ago. Difference is this is not how you build a first time champion. So there you have it the most memorable mania ever due to auspicious circumstances. I hope to see you down the road this year but my sister is getting married in September and it's out of the country. I may have Summerslam in me, but most likely I will be doing shows in October and maybe mlw specials between now and then.

Wherever and Whenever I see you, I can only pray it's soon.

Peace!

WrestleMania 36 Night 1: Epic-dermic

Greetings From My Living Room. With the World in the state it's in With the virus, I have to rely on getting this review done at home. So apologies for spelling mistakes, I'm flying this plane blind.

Didn't the first ten minutes of the show drag on or what? Ladyballs addressed the audience without really addressing the audience (Don't Say Corona Virus, Pal!) Then the mashup of Anthems, then a really bad Johnny Depp impression...Don't ask!

Kairi Saine is the Pirate Princess once more as she and Asuka defended the titles against Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross. Despite no audience, the four we're having fun with each other. Twisted Sister lead to Twisted Bliss and Bliss Cross Applesauce are champions again.

Elias bet King Boredom with most devious move ever- the Fucking Roll-up! #Bantherollup! Ditto for Becky vs the Adult Sized Toddler! 

After what felt like an Eternaty, Daniel Bryan got hands on Intercontinental champion, Sami Zayn. Not that it did any good against a surprise Helluva Kick. Sami Retains

Due to Gobshite From Mtv coming to work sick! The three way ladder match was now one man each. Winners by Bullshit, which is part and parcel with miz by now is Miz/Morrison.

Kevin Owens vs Seth Rollins ended with a dq when Seth whacked Kevin with the bell. Owens goaded Seth in a second no Disqualifications match, which ended with Kevin diving off the sign for the win.

Mojo is the 24/7 champion.

Roman Reigns could not be here because people in remission from cancer are in risk of the thing we can't talk about. So Braun Strowman Steps to the plate. And the match is just oldberg and Strowman no selling 4 finishes each.

Finally the boneyard match, a pre-recorded segment where Bikertaker fought AJ styles, the of and traitorous druids in a graveyard. Yes it was a final Deletion style segment with lights and fireworks and editing, but it was very good! I love the end sequence where pushed to his limits, begrudgingly accepts Styles as a tough opponent before burying him.

And that was night 1. Join me tomorrow for me putting this baby to bed. Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli, and look after and out for each other

PEACE!