WRESTLEMANIA 37 PREDICTIONS

 It's being a while, hasn't it, since i did a predictions post, what with Smackdown being live on Friday Nights. But Smackdown is Pre-Recorded this week, and all matches were confirmed last night, so lets get to the Second ever 2 night Wrestlemania

NIGHT ONE 

(ALL MATCHES ARE LISTED IN TITLE IMPORTANCE!)

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP

BOBBY LASHLEY (c) w/MVP  VS DREW MCINTYRE

Whether it's deliberate, or Happenstance, but i think the year for Drew will be Bookended perfectly by the end of night one, Last year winning the title on night 2, and this year losing the title shot on Night one. 

I think MVP has us all fooled, i think" Breaking up" the Hurt Business was all but a long con, to keep the belt on Lashley.

MONEY ON: LASHLEY

SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S TITLE

SASHA BANKS(C) VS BIANCA BEL-AIR

It took an unnecessary team-up, to make this rivalry and it doesn't work! Both woman work the Same gimmick and it's uninteresting.

MONEY ON: ONLY TWO WOMEN'S BELTS SHOULD CHANGE HANDS THIS WEEKEND AT IT'S NOT THIS ONE!

WWE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

THE NEW DAY (KOFI KINGSTON/XAVIER WOODS) (C) VS AJ STYLES AND OMOS

The NEW DAY? Community? (OK THAT'S MY ONE PER POST!)

MONEY ON: OMOS IS AN X-FACTOR, I ASKED AROUND IF OMOS GOT PREVIOUS MATCHES IN THE INDIES AND GOT NOTHING! TOO CLOSE TO CALL, BUT EXPECT A CARRY JOB BY STYLES!

TAG TEAM TURMOIL MATCH FOR THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE TAG TITLE MATCH AT NIGHT 2

ACTUAL TEAM VS JOB TEAM 1 VS JOB TEAM 2 VS JOB TEAM 3

I am pissed that once again, the women's division is directly or indirectly putting over a man! The only thing they can do right, is booked Right Team, or should i say, Book the RIOTT Team. This will also be the first Mania Tag Turmoil match at Mania in 17 years!

MONEY ON: NAOMI AND LANA (WHITE COTTON PANTIES, PAL!)

Speaking of matches that haven't being done in years

STEEL CAGE MATCH

COL. MCSWEATYBOLLIX VS PROUD-BOY BRAUN!

It's Being 35 years since the last mania cage match, Yes, it was wrestlemania 2 when the standard cage was put out! They may say it was to make Braun Brutal, But i think it's because in a cage they cant do the stupis train sounds spot they made Braun a joke on Socials.

MONEY ON: SHANE WITH HELP FROM ELIAS AND TRIPLE R: RYKER THE RACIST ROADIE!

SPEAKING OF BEING A JOKE....

GOBSHITE FROM MTV AND JOHNNY LASTBRICK VS BAD BUNNY AND DAMIAN PRIEST.

Do i even have to say it?

NEXT!

SETH ROLLINS VS CESARO

Now, this will be the Highlight and the Sleeper hit of the Night. I will be looking forward to this more than anything! 

MONEY ON: CESARO!

NIGHT 2 PREDICTIONS

TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP

EDGE VS ROMAN REIGNS (C) W/PAUL HEYMEN AND JEY USO VS DANIEL BRYAN

Way to cheapen the 10 year struggle to get better and Royal Rumble win, Guys!

And i like Bryan, But this? It kind of left a bad taste in my mouth! Still, it's pretty obvious who is winning!

MONEY ON: EDGE!

WWE RAW WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH

ASUKA (c) VS RHEA RIPLEY

Get your Popcorn ready, because the only women's match not infestated by a Wine-Expert Clown will be explosive! After the Baffling Conclusion of last years Title Match! Rhea is back on her Redemption Arc!

MONEY ON: RHEA

PR DISASTER ON A POLE MATCH! (NIGERIAN DRUM MATCH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP

BIG E (C) VS APOLLO CREWS

....JUST DON'T LET HULK HOGAN GET ANYWHERE NEAR THIS MATCH!

I don't even know what kind of match this is.... I'm guessing No Dq if the Drum is a weapon! maybe it is on a pole!

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!

MATT "#NOMEANSNOBRO!" RIDDLE (C) VS LAME-ARSE!

I think Sheamus will Win, Riddle is a bit Scummy, ok a LOT Scummy and it's affecting me on calling his matches fairly.

POSSIBLE CINEMATIC MATCH!

RANDY ORTON VS SOUTHERN FRIED FIEND W/ ALEXA BLISS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGHbNPn10Tw

WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH 

SHAYNA BAYSZER AND NIA ANTIVAX VS WINNERS OF TAG TURMOIL

MONEY ON: SCENARIO 1-AGAINST RIOTT SQUAD-NEW CHAMPIONS

SCENARIO 2-AGAINST ANYONE ELSE?-SQUASH!

KEVIN OWENS VS SAMI ZAYN W/ FAILED CHILD ACTOR!

At this rate, Vince should personally rip up Sami's contract and give him the bus Fare to Jacksonville! Money on: FUCK LOGAN PAUL! IF SAMI DECKS THAT BASTARD HE WILL BECOME THE ULTIMATE FACE! 

Results will be up Monday For both Nights. Have a great week with Takeover and the hall of fame and Prelude, and if you are not burnt out on wrestling Join me on Twitter @RealEnli

TASTE TEST 2K21-ICE CREAM REVIEW-13TH BIRTHDAY SPECIAL

 A New Year and New Limited Edition Icecream have Sprung from Nowhere. Usually You have to wait til St Patrick's Day for them to appear, But on Sunday the 12th, the day this blog was created 13 years ago, The new Heartbeat International (aka HB, WALLS, Mika, Frisko, Streets, etc!) released these. Its's a small review, as it's almost a set routine now: 1 Magnum, 1 Cornetto, and 1 Kids Range Item

We Will be Starting With the Latter Going from Cheapest to Dearest (though it's now shopkeeper's Discretion on how much they can charge for an item!)

TWISTER PEEKABLUE

Package Colour: Sky Blue With Swirls Imitating the ice-lolly on both sides, A photo of the Photo of Triple Helix Shaped Pop is shown (With the Yellow Photoshopped not to look like Piss-Yellow) Next to A slice of Mango, a Slice of Green Apple, Half a Strawberry and Blueberry! The Package also Lauded the new shape (Twister is a Double Helix and how the Treat is made from Real Juice and is Responibly made for children!)

....which MEANS THIS ITEM WITH ALL NATURAL SUGARS FROM DIFFERENT SOURCES IS PROBABLY WORSE THAN ANY ONE CAN OF MINERAL!

Calorie Count: at least it's a Respectable 278

An Ice-lolly of 3 intertwined Colours and Flavours-Pink Strawberry, Blueberry, Urine Yellow Mango and apple somewhere in-between!

Taste: Get the Wet-wipes Ready, Mams, Cos this is a Shirt-Destroyer. Mere Seconds after taking a bite, and the whole thing Gives up the Ghost. Flavourwise, It reminds me of a Smoothie made from scratch. Delicious, but be wary when buying this for Young kids as it will melt off the stick!

 

CORNETTO SOFT CHOCOLATEY

Package Colour: Brown with Plastic Top

Calorie Count: a square 900!

An extra Soft Version of Classico, sans Nuts. So it tastes Nice! SO WHAT? you can get this in any Petrol Station or Bread and Milk Shop with an icecream Machine and ask for Syrup yourself already. PROBABLY CHEAPER TOO!

MAGNUM DOUBLE GOLD CARAMEL BILLIONAIRE

Package: (Couldn't find image of single Purchase ) Sepia with Stripes of gold,Brown and Orange. 2 Caramel chocolate Buttons sit under the label.

Calorie Count: 964

Biscuit and Pecan and Vanilla Ripple icecream, a layer of Caramel sauce, Covered in a Caramel glazed white Chocolate shell with Biscuit Pieces.

5 hours after digesting the last one. It's the €2:90 main event, Heartbeat's signature treat.

Taste: So Clearly Heartbaeat has not learned there lesson from last year's Ruby chocolate Magnum and again, opted for a ripple flavoured like the exterior! It's Just Lazy-LAZIER SINCE THEY DONE IT TWICE IN A ROW NOW! If i hadn'r being doing these for years now, i would say on it's own merit, this is pretty good. But it's making me pine for when they would release multiple limited editions over a summer, like the seven sins Magnums or the Cornetto Love Potions!

Well here's hoping that sated your appetite for a while. I won't be back til Wrestlemania in April, but if you want to see me play Movies and Booze, Tweet about Wrestling or shouting at daytime tv and gameshows, FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @REALENLI!

SEE YOU SOON!

So....Impact lost another British Tv Deal because of their poxy app!....

 

SO YEAH....NO 500TH REVIEW TIL NEXT YEAR BECAUSE NO CRED ED DOESN'T KNOW A GOOD THING THAT ISN'T A DUSTY BOOK ABOUT A FICTIONAL MAGIC CARPENTER! AND YES IRELAND'S BROADBAND CONTINUES TO BE THE DRIZZLING SHITS BECAUSE WE HAVE TO BUY GOOD QUALITY BROADBAND FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY~!

SO YEAH.....NOT PISSING AWAY 4 HOURS OF MY LIFE EVERY MONTH WALKING AROUND MY HOUSE IN THE EARLIER HOURS TO FIND A SIGNAL, JUST TO WATCH A SHOW A LIVE SO I CAN COMPETE WITH AMERICAN CONTENT CREATORS!

SO IF ED SENDS HIS EXECUTIVE/GUARD-DOG, THE FAILED SONGWRITER! AFTER ME AGAIN, THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE!

#FUCKYOURAPP!

ROYAL RUMBLE 2021: BUTCHERED, HALF-BAKED, AND A BAD, SAD BUNNY!

 On the Preshow, Asuka and Charlotte lost the women's tag belts to Shayna Baszler and Nia Anti-Vax! Thanks in-part to Ric Flair and Lacey "JonBenet" Evans. This is gonna a storyline that ends in a wrestler wedding which will end in a food fight and/or R-truth Buffoonery! More on R-Turd later!

We Open with the WWE championship and I'm Glad Not only did Drew Retain against Oldberg but they kept it this short. any longer and Drew would look Weak, no matter who won!

Can someone please Put Corey Graves On a Leash whenever Carmella comes out? He was Practically ready to jump on her and Do the deed on worldwide television? At least Downplay the fact that Carmella Wrecked the Graves Home! Ok maybe not put him on a leash....

Anyway....Carmella is the drizzling shitz, if this was the attitude era, she would be a show in with all the hair-pulling and preening, this match was the proverbial blood from a stone. And A stone is probably more ring-ready than Carmella!

So who the Fuck is Bad Bunny, why is he skipping around Booker T? And Why is Booker Standing loke he is about to kill everyone who looks at him cock-eyed?

So now it's the Women's Rumble. If you are new here I only do full Play by play of the Rumbles at nothing else. Why is King Pervert out here?

#1 BAYLEY

#2 A RETURNING NAOMI

Bayley reminds Naomi that it was her who put her on the shelf, Rear View by Naomi.

#3 BIANCA BEL-AIR

Drop Kick to Bayley. Spinebuster and moonsault!

#4 BILLIE KAY

Who takes a seat at commentary the running joke being she is "auditioning" partners at ring side put it ignored and attacked. Congratulations, Billie! YOU ARE THE NEW HEATH SLATER!

#5 IS SHITZI BLACKFART, THE FIVE DOLLAR POOP GIRL! IN HER Tank and she fires a tennis ball at Billie! Missle Dropkick

#6 IS THE NEW WOMEN'S TAG CHAMPION SHAYNA BASZLER WHO INTIMIDATES BILLIE! #7 TONI STORM JUST IGNORES HER FELLOW OZZIE! 

Storm enters to a rear view. Shotzi is eliminated first!

#8 IS JILLIAN HALL

so congratulations again Billie, they split you from your established team to pair you with someone with a MORE ANNOYING VOICE THAN PEYTON!

RUBY RIOTT , VICTORIA, PEYTON ROYCE SATANTA GARRETT AND WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WAS WEARING AND LIV MORGAN ARE NEXT!

Billie ran a foul of every partner she had and It lead to Jillian and Billie eliminated

#14 RHEA RIPLEY

Big Boots by Ripley who is cleaning house! Storm is eliminated and Victoria puts over Shayna's power by being eliminated by a sleeper and being dumped Helplessly to her elimination!

#15 half way mark it's Charlotte!

Foldaway slam by Charlotte to riot who is then eliminated!

#16 DANA BROOKE IS NEXT AND LIV IS ELIMINATED

#17 IS TORRIE WILSON

....WHO DOES NOT AGE! SERIOUSLY! HER, VICTORIA, AND LILIAN GARICA MUST HAVE DORIAN GRAY-ESQUE PORTRAIT IN THEIR ATTICS TO STAY THE WAY THEY DO! 

Dana "Low IQ" Brooke tried a Huracanrana on the ring apron and got eliminated when it was countered!

#NUMBER 18 COMING OUT TO RIC FLAIR'S MUSIC WITH FLAIR IN TOW. LACEY JONBENET EVANS IN CHARLOTTE'S ROBE!

...Charlotte cant stands no more and attacks Lacey on the ramp. In the confusion Peyton is eliminated! Torrie is too!

MICKIE JAMES IS 19TH AS BAYLEY IS ALSO GONE! NIKKI CROSS AND HER SHITTY SITCOM MUSIC IS NEXT! 

Tornado DDT!

ALICIA FOX....BUT HER COMES R-TURD, THE CATERING CHAMPION AND EVERYONE IN CATERING!

WINNER AND NEW CATERING CHAMPION: ALICIA FOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXX

Alicia is gone and pinned by truth AS MANDY ROSE IS 22

WINNER AND NEW CATERING CHAMPION: R-TRUTH!

#23 DAKOTA KAI

Women's Right eliminates Mickie

#24 IS CARMELLA

Dakota is gone, then Mandy and Nikki too!

#25 TAMINA STILL WORKS HERE!

Tamina Decks Reginald and Low IQ Carmella eliminates HERSELF BY JUMPING OVER THE TOP ROPE TO CHECK ON HIM! OUR TOP HEEL IN THE DIVISION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

#26 IS THE TAPEWORM!

#27 IS ALEXA, WHO WAS TRYING TO DO HER TRANSFOMATION, BUT SINCE THIS IS RUMBLE MATCH, RHEA WAS LIKE "FUCK YOU!" AND THREW HER OUT!

#28 EMBER MOON WHO CAME OUT TO HER OLD TITANTRON....GOD DAMMIT KEVIN DUNN!

#29 IS NIA ANTI-VAX

Lacey, Moon, Naomi and Tamina all Victims of the Bad Botch Machine and her Superior Immune System from a magic Carpenter in the Clouds!, the Champs turn on each other and Shayna is done, then the FUCKING TAPEWORM eliminates Nia!

#30 IS NATTIE!

FINAL ELIMINATIONS!

• LANA
• NATTIE
• CHARLOTTE
• AND RHEA IN A REAL NAILBITER OF A FINISH!

WINNER OF THE WOMEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE 2021: BIANCA BELAIR WHO SETS THE ALL TIME WOMEN'S RECORD OF 56 MINUTES!

THE LAST MAN STANDING MATCH....

Reigns retains.

 Backstage GOBSHITE FROM MTV! and John "I WILL PERSONALLY GIVE TRUMP THE LAST BRICK OF THE BORDER WALL!" Morrison try to cut a deal with Bad Bunny. Giving what Morrison Said in Mexico for cheap heat years ago, He should never talk to a Hispanic Person ever Again!

30 MAN ROYAL RUMBLE

As Announced NUMBER 1 AND 2 ARE EDGE AND RANDY ORTON, WHOSE ANIMOSTITY HAS LED THEM TO FIGHT ON THE RAMP!

NEXT IS SAMI ZAYN!

vINCE mCMAHON iS nOT pUSHING hIS tRUMP sURRORTER wORLD vIEW wHEN hE bOOKS sAMI!

THEN EXPLAIN WHY THE THUNDERDOME AUDIENCE FACING THE FRONT CAMERA SUDDENLY BECOME ALL WHITE PEOPLE WITH THEIR THUMBS DOWN? AND NOW THAT I POINTED IT OUT SEE IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN!

FOLLOWED BY MUSTAFA ALI AND JEFF HARDY! 

RKO'S ON EVERYONE BUT ORTON EATS A SPEAR, MAKING ORTON SPILL TO THE OUTSIDE, DDT ON THE TABLE AND EMTS DRAG ORTON OUT!

#6 IS DOLPH ZIGGLER

And in a shock, Hardy is eliminated 1st! I'm surprised they didn't eliminate Sami or Mustafa by stabbing them with a flag pole!

NAKAMURA AND THEN CARLITO!

Backstabbers by the creator of the move

#9 XAVIER WOODS

Woods looking for receipt on Ali

#10 IS FORMER NEW DAY MEMBER, BIG E

Midnight Hour on Sami and it's enough to have in eliminated

#11 JOHN MORRISION

Woods gets eliminated by Ali, who pays for it when big E Eliminated him.

# 12 RICOCHET IS CHASYN A DREAM HOPEFULLY NOT A VELVETEEN ONE!

#13 ELIAS in with a Drift Away

#14 DAMIEN PRIEST!

He hits Reckoning and Elias is Singing the blue over the top rope!

#15 GOBSHITE FROM MTV  WHO DESTROYS BAD BUNNY'S DJ SET AND HIM AND MORRISON ARE ALL READY GONE, BUT TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, BAD BUNNY DOES A SHITE LOOKING DIVE ONTO THEM....

THIS IS FUCKING MARQUEE MATCH AT MANIA, ISN'T IT?

#16 MATT RIDDLE SMOKES TREES DON'T TELL THAT TO....

#17 DANIEL BRYAN

#18 KANE KNOWS A THING OR TWO ABOUT BEING TOASTED TOO!

Chokeslam Ziggler and Ricochet gone, but KANE IS GONE TOO

#19 BARREN FORESKIN

My pick Shinsuke is gone! shame!

#20 OTIS IS GONE ALREADY!

#21 SPEAKING OF BIG LOADS! HERE COMES DOMINIK!

Who has a "Maven Moment" eliminating Corbin by himself, Edge gets a Stiff Kick by Riddle

#22 BOBBY LASHLEY

Dom is done and A Priest gets Excommunicated!

#23 HURRICANE HELMS AND PAR THE COURSE HE'S DONE IN 60 SECONDS!

#24 CHRISTIAN IS MEDICALLY CLEARED TO COMPETE!

It's a team effort to remove Bobby Lashley. Unprettier by Christian

25 is AJ STYLES WITH HIS MASSIVE BODYGUARD, OMOS! THEN 26 IS REY

Omos is a difference maker who directly eliminates Big E. THEY SHARE A STAREDOWN! NOT THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE AT MANIA, OMOS FINALLY IN A MATCH!

#27 IS LAME-ARSE!

10 Beats of the Bourain on Styles. 619 is Caught by Omos who saves Styles again!

#28 CESARO

Cesaro Swing on Sheamus who share a laugh moment before hand.

#29 SETH ROLLINS RETURNS!

Entering to trade uppercuts with Cesaro

#30 Braun Strowman

FINAL ELIMINATIONS

• CESARO
• SHEAMUS
• STYLES
• BRYAN AFTER THE CURB STOMP
• WEED ROTS YOUR BRAIN KIDS, IT MAKES YOU THINK TAUNTING ON THE TURNBUCKLE DURING THE RUMBLE IS A GOOD IDEA!
• STROWMAN AND CHRISTIAN
• SETH
• ORTON TRIES TO STEAL THE WIN BY AN AMBUSH BUT....

WINNER OF THE MEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH 2021: EDGE!

A RETURN TO THE TITLE PICTURE 10 YEARS IN THE MAKING, THE ONLY QUESTION REMAINS EDGE IS NOT ON A BRAND AS A HALL OF FAMER.WHO WILL HE CHALLENGE? RAW'S DREW MCINTYRE OR SMACKDOWN'S ROMAN REIGNS

WELL THAT'S IT!

IF YOU WANT TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER YOU CAN @REALENLI. THE NEXT WRESTLING REVIEW WILL BE IMPACTS NO SURRENDER ON THE WEDNESDAY AFTER IT'S AMERICAN RELEASE! THAT IS, UNLESS THE  YEARLY ICECREAM REVIEW PREEMPTS IT!

UNTIL THEN, STAY SAFE, AND WEAR YOUR FUCKING MASKS!

IMPACT MURDER MYSTERY DINNER THEATRE AND WRESTLING PRESENTS: HARD TO KILL: ALPHAS, BETAS, AND BLOWMEGAS!

 It's currently after 6am on Sunday the 17th, and Hard to kill has being over for 2 hours. I have enough credit on my phone to not wait til tomorrow to do this, so... let's do this!

Nothing on the preshow worth merit, except Bryan Myers pulled Josh Alexander's headgear over his eyes for a quick win, and Madison Rayne announcing her retirement!

Matt Striker and D'lo Brown are better commentators than Josh Matthews and Madison, and I am so glad not to here their fake revulsion towards each other again!

Match one, a mixed tag between Rosemary and Crazy Steve versus Tenille Dashwood and Caleb with a K. And everyone asks me why I can't call him Kaleb or Kaleb with a K, and I spell it Caleb and say with a K. That's the Joke! A shitty joke but he calls himself that! He doesn't call himself Kaleb, he calls himself that stupid name!

Anyway, the whole Instagram Thing they doing with Tenille is stupid, and it being a nod to her Wwe run where all she did was take bikini pic in 7 star hotel on Vince's dime, is not going to win back support or matches if the same joke happens every match, that being pausing for selfies and getting rolled over, which was the finish here and EVERY SINGLE. DASHWOOD. MATCH!

Violent by Design. Jesus Christ, that faction name is Badass! The team comprising of Eric Young,  Doering and Cody Deaner Destroyed Tommy Dreamer, Rhino and Cousin Jake in a Tornado Tag Match. This Doering guy is fucking beast, first time seeing him beyond him being a goon for Young...this man can Wrestle! Strong debut for VBD!

Impact women's tag tournament finals and it was shockingly enough, the 2 actual teams who went through! The cocky heel team of Kiara Hogan and Tasha Steelz, Vs the powerhouse duo of Havoc and Nevaiah, (and get use to not ever getting that name right!) This match was the Grace/Jazz match from 5 days ago all over again: a good competitive match ruined by a Rollup!

Steelz and Hogan, collectively known as Fire and Flavour (yes, I'm Terminally White, Flavour does not have two A's!) Are the new champions the belts hosted by Gail Kim and Madison Rayne.

After complaining that despite winning the X-cup does not guarantee a spot on the ppv, Ace Austen demanded competition. Scott D'Amore revealed Matt Cardona can put down his Dollies for 5 minutes and Wrestle. Cardona won!

I'm still calling it Impact Dinner Theatre, because here's Acey Romero in a Deerstalker hat, doing investigation to clear Larry D from shooting John E Bravo let this shit end!

After removing all seconds from the ring Deonna Purrazzo and Taya had a very good match! But Taya couldn't wrest the belt from Deonna as she fell victim to her double arm breaker, the Venus DiMilo!

The last 3 matches were terrible. First Ethan Page found himself on a cheep green screen against himself as the Karate Man, this match will KILL! Jim Cornette from an anuyism if you showed this to him!

Next was the Barb Wire Massacre or was it The Dumi Callahan Wet Dream Match? Finally Eddie got his receipt for ever having to work with Mr Buy my Attempted Murder T-Shirt for s second time!

Speaking of Cornette, Aew's TV deal in Britain in terrible! Aew is barely advertised, it's never on a fixed time, it's on a channel that cannot be recorded in Ireland, and to cap it all off, it's always on a crappy time after 1 am, so this must be a shock for Tony Khan for Aew to be on Ppv and it's not there's!

So for many Irish people we have to rely on other sources to tell us about AEW and Kenny aOmega is over hyped. All the stuff Cornette has said is true all the mugging, he could not look ahead once! When he was on the apron, and finish had him slipping instead of running the ropes and doing a pose like he wanted to be painted like one of those French Girls! The Club bet Team Impact!

Well that's it! Only 2 weeks til the rumble, and looks like Mania has being moved to April, but that means I have 2 Impact plus shows between the Rumble and then.

Drop me a line or give me a follow on Twitter @RealEnli, for wrestling, Wordgames or more likely me shitposting about thick people on gameshows!

PEACE!

IMPACT MURDER MYSTERY DINNER THEATRE AND WRESTLING PRESENTS GENESIS: SAVING (JORDYNNE) GRACE

 I have being avoiding Spoilers Since Sunday,Almost impossible because Premier FORGOT! to tell have their PR guys Tell SKY the listings have changed! They only acknowledged that This and Hard to Kill was on Premier sports this week...YESTERDAY!

3 days til hard to Kill lets start the Set-up now!

The Bulk of this event is the Super X cup Tournament and with no Crowd the wind deflated from the sails of this event too Quickly, Not helped by the wrestlers doing 2 (and in the case of the finalists, 3) exact copies of their entrances. it was like watching a wwe video game! So first match was some dip in the Suicide costume and no it's not TJP-TJP IS MANIK, AKA JOCKSTRAP FACE AGAIN! Manik of course being the Suicide Gimmick re-imagined so if Manik faced Sui-SHITE, Would the world be swallowed up by a Black Hole? So anyway even though it looks like Mad man Fulton slipped knux to Ace Austen, Austen won cleanly...which make me wonder why the hell did they do a close up of Fulton puts his hands into Austen's like he slipped a weapon?

Second match was unsigned Blake Christian vs The also unsigned KC Navarro. Blake Christian look like a daywalker and KC Navarro seemingly bathes in Tango. Seriously the last time i saw a person that orange it was telling people to drink Bleach! they introduced themselves in interview's. Blake is an underdog face who sound's like a bored teenage girl and Navarro is bigging himself up as a cocky Millennial heel, who has preening and facials down pat. Finish was Blake Knocking out KC with a Buckle bomb so dangerous, even Seth Rollins would call him out! Followed by a twisting Splash!

Despite a technical Display by Daivari he was no match for the power game of Cousin Jake, who is going it alone, since Cody Deaner joined Eric Young!

Crazzy Steve beat Tre Lamarr, who we are told was trained by Johnny Gargano. who wrestled as interesting as Johnny Sameface looks!, this was a squash!

Second round straight away, and despite turning the Fold into a foldaway Powerbomb, The numbers game was too much for Jake. Ace Austen continues.

Steve and Blake have the same problem: they can allow work a match one way against opponents there size and after seeing them already, I've seen everything they do. And it being in an empty arena really didn't help matters! Blake won, and didn't write any notes as i thought this was gonna be a squash match!

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!

Jordynne Grace and Jazz may not be in the tournament for the women's tag belts in mere days time, but before she bows out Jazz, who's list of accomplishment are as long as my lifespan, faced her former partner in a spirited sportsperson-ship match. It was a great match with both looking great. Both matched power, both had good back back and forth, the only thing wrong was the finish, the fucking rollup by Grace! a dirty rotten move in a face-vs face match, where one is retiring and ended post-match with a hug and no heel turn by Jordynne

#BANTHEFUCKINGROLLUP!

Austen wins the Super X cup without help from Fulton, so he will face Jockstrap face in the future

I QUIT MATCH Between Moose and Willie Mack was an Angle and a shitty one at that, World's champion Rich Swann came out to tell Moose to stop hurting his friend, because mack's arm was bleeding heavily and Moose Replied he wants a shoot as the title. Swann agrees and Moose...QUITS IN A QUIT MATCH DESPITE BEING THE AGGRESSOR!

....SIGH!

I WAS TOO SAY THAT THE SHOW ON SATURDAY WILL BE BETTER BUT THAT SHOW HAS A WRESTLER FIGHTING HIMSELF ON PPV!

I will see you On Monday with all the fallout and hopefully Hard to Kill isn't Hard To Watch!

Follow me On twitter @RealEnli 

Spring Schedule 2021

 Just a quick note for you all that I am back! Sort of!

Personal Real Life Issues after the holidays are delaying me from doing a full Code Lyoko Return to the past this month. Luck has not being my Lady last week. So Because of what i am about to reveal. AT MINIMUM ONLY 3 RETURN TO THE PAST EPISODES WILL BE WRITTEN UNTIL MARCH!

A NEW FAMILIAR WAY OF DOING THINGS!

As of October, Premier Sports have bought the rights to partially televise Impact including the Impact Plus specials and live ppvs. The Impact Plus Special are televised in Britain on Tuesdays, 3 days after Britain. 

I CAN LIVE WITH THAT!

my bone of contention with Impact was showing the ppvs SIX DAYS LATER!, and 1 day after the Results show at that!. So Strap in Boys, we are a 2 company results blog once more!

SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS TIL APRIL

• 13TH of January-Impact Plus Genesis
• 18th(?)-Impact Hard to Kill
• 1st of February-Royal Rumble
• February(Wednesday)- Impact Plus Special (TBN)
• March-(Monday)Wrestlemania Hollywood/37
• March-(WEDNESDAY) Impact Plus Special 

THE 500TH POST

With the Increase of PPVS. (YES you read right, Months that contain Big 5 pay-per-views have 3 ppvs televised in Britain!) the possibility as i am writing post 456, that i can get to 500 posts either by this year or this time next year is a challange that is irrisistable! I will update the indenity of the 500 post if and when this milestone is achieved!

SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE TIL APRIL!

• January and March-Code Lyoko return to the Past Now!
• April-Lay the Favourite

Due to personal Reasons and Family Commitments, and the new schedule on wrestling, Full Reviews will now be a bi-monthly thing until Code Lyoko retrospective is finished.

HOUSEKEEPING!

In February, the Story elements of some of my Reviews will be added. Please follow my twitter (@REALENLI) in February for links when certain Reviews are remastered!

REVIEWS THAT ARE BEING REMASTERED

• Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
• Shed Of The Dead
• Birds of Prey (Parts 1 and 2)
• A Bad Moms Christmas!

AND FINALLY....

Given the Times we live in, I have all right to cancel or postpone any works in order to inoculate myself with the Covid Vaccination, as soon as it is scheduled in my home town. A lot of those reading this are fellow content creators. If not for you, do it for those who read or watch your content, and consider cancelling a post when the Health Board gives you a date for the Vaccine.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. AND I WILL SEE YOU ALL FOR THE FIRST IMPACT PLUS OF 2021!