IMPACT MURDER MYSTERY DINNER THEATRE AND WRESTLING PRESENTS GENESIS: SAVING (JORDYNNE) GRACE

 I have being avoiding Spoilers Since Sunday,Almost impossible because Premier FORGOT! to tell have their PR guys Tell SKY the listings have changed! They only acknowledged that This and Hard to Kill was on Premier sports this week...YESTERDAY!

3 days til hard to Kill lets start the Set-up now!

The Bulk of this event is the Super X cup Tournament and with no Crowd the wind deflated from the sails of this event too Quickly, Not helped by the wrestlers doing 2 (and in the case of the finalists, 3) exact copies of their entrances. it was like watching a wwe video game! So first match was some dip in the Suicide costume and no it's not TJP-TJP IS MANIK, AKA JOCKSTRAP FACE AGAIN! Manik of course being the Suicide Gimmick re-imagined so if Manik faced Sui-SHITE, Would the world be swallowed up by a Black Hole? So anyway even though it looks like Mad man Fulton slipped knux to Ace Austen, Austen won cleanly...which make me wonder why the hell did they do a close up of Fulton puts his hands into Austen's like he slipped a weapon?

Second match was unsigned Blake Christian vs The also unsigned KC Navarro. Blake Christian look like a daywalker and KC Navarro seemingly bathes in Tango. Seriously the last time i saw a person that orange it was telling people to drink Bleach! they introduced themselves in interview's. Blake is an underdog face who sound's like a bored teenage girl and Navarro is bigging himself up as a cocky Millennial heel, who has preening and facials down pat. Finish was Blake Knocking out KC with a Buckle bomb so dangerous, even Seth Rollins would call him out! Followed by a twisting Splash!

Despite a technical Display by Daivari he was no match for the power game of Cousin Jake, who is going it alone, since Cody Deaner joined Eric Young!

Crazzy Steve beat Tre Lamarr, who we are told was trained by Johnny Gargano. who wrestled as interesting as Johnny Sameface looks!, this was a squash!

Second round straight away, and despite turning the Fold into a foldaway Powerbomb, The numbers game was too much for Jake. Ace Austen continues.

Steve and Blake have the same problem: they can allow work a match one way against opponents there size and after seeing them already, I've seen everything they do. And it being in an empty arena really didn't help matters! Blake won, and didn't write any notes as i thought this was gonna be a squash match!

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!

Jordynne Grace and Jazz may not be in the tournament for the women's tag belts in mere days time, but before she bows out Jazz, who's list of accomplishment are as long as my lifespan, faced her former partner in a spirited sportsperson-ship match. It was a great match with both looking great. Both matched power, both had good back back and forth, the only thing wrong was the finish, the fucking rollup by Grace! a dirty rotten move in a face-vs face match, where one is retiring and ended post-match with a hug and no heel turn by Jordynne

#BANTHEFUCKINGROLLUP!

Austen wins the Super X cup without help from Fulton, so he will face Jockstrap face in the future

I QUIT MATCH Between Moose and Willie Mack was an Angle and a shitty one at that, World's champion Rich Swann came out to tell Moose to stop hurting his friend, because mack's arm was bleeding heavily and Moose Replied he wants a shoot as the title. Swann agrees and Moose...QUITS IN A QUIT MATCH DESPITE BEING THE AGGRESSOR!

....SIGH!

I WAS TOO SAY THAT THE SHOW ON SATURDAY WILL BE BETTER BUT THAT SHOW HAS A WRESTLER FIGHTING HIMSELF ON PPV!

I will see you On Monday with all the fallout and hopefully Hard to Kill isn't Hard To Watch!

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New Year's Schedule 2018

I trust you had a wonderful Christmas. And i Wish you all a happy New Year. For those Suffering because of your Leaders....Hang in there!

Now to Business!

SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS.

Once more the cycle starts again and all the world of wrestling be it the competitors or bloggers like myself are spokes on a wheel. However the year of 2018 is a auspicious year. 22th of January is the 25 anniversary of Raw, 6 days before the Royal Rumble, 20 days before the long awaited January edition of Bogger Box Office,
Yes my friends January is officially a...

HELL MONTH SCHEDULE

• Tomorrow-Bogger Box Office -The Grand Budapest Hotel Part 1
• Next week-Part 2
• 23rd #RAW25 Review
• 30st Royal Rumble Results

SING THAT SHIT, ENYA!
"Who's to say how the wind blows/How the grass grows/Only Time/WILL TELL!"

Which is a cute way of saying noone knows the current condition of TNA'S One SHITE Only ppvs and Next month's Lockdown for that matter! Spike uk now has the habit of putting TNA ppvs on it's my5 website, because they would rather show a movie than a ppv-It would make sense if it was a Premiere, But no, the last 2 ONOs where relegated for 2 Stephen Segall movies over 15 years old! Lockdown's existence is also in question because It's Wikipedia page has removed it's 2018 entry. As of right now noone knows what is wait until spoilers of the tapings are revealed. But until then, if Don't expect a One Night Only to  be televised on British Television again!

• February-Lockdown (SUBJECT TO CHANGE)/Elimination chamber (Subject to Change)
• Spring-Icecream Review 2k18
• April- Wrestlemania Purple

SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE FOR THE NEW YEAR

• February-Valentines Day
• April-Mars Needs Moms

CODE LYOKO: RETURN TO THE PAST NOW!
To save Money for Wrestlemania, All of March will see the return of my retrospective of the french animated series Code Lyoko, in lieu of a post in March. This set will continue through season 1 and possibly into season 2.

Thank you for your continued Support, it's hard to tell but I've being doing this for a decade now and only as strong as the support i am given! I do it because i love it! and if you want updates on the releases of my reviews follow me on twitter at @RealEnli. As for now. I have Much, MUCH! Work to catch up on!

PEACE!
EAMONN
AKA
ENLI
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Late Summer schedule: Rumours, Innuendo and Shadows!

(This schedule is yet to be confirmed, but the bogger box office reviews are Legit, since all i need is a dvd to make a review! Wrestling is not as simple! I need ample funds to buy a ppv, Also I need to know if my Country gets the television rights!)

WWE-THE DRAFT, BATTLEGROUND AND THE PHANTOM PPV SCHEDULE!

First things first, after paying for Mitb, I will not be buying Battleground! Besides, 5 days before Battleground is the 1st Live Smackdown and the draft on with it! Who is going to Smackdown? who's staying on Raw? Will Nxt Superstars be Drafted to The Main Roster? Will we ever see Finn Balor in the Club? Will Charlotte get Hugged pout of the title? Will we ever get Cena vs Joe? Will Miz be demoted to Nxt to LEARN HOW TO THROW A FUCKING CLOTHESLINE RIGHT? All will be revealed on the 19th of This Month.

this also raised the question of a supposed leaked revised schedule. One that will return to the old style of Branded PPVS every 2 weeks, and the Big 4 being Dual Branded! if this is true, thenppv showing in Ireland may changed into one of 3 Scenarios

1. With 20 PPVS A year, Sky Box office continues to show all shows at €25 a pop, regardless of quality, which fluctuates as it is! (UNLIKELY!)
2. Much like the Nxt Takeovers and Bash At the Beach, Most of these Shows will Exclusive to the Network and ....anyone in Ireland rich enough to pay €70 for the worst quality Broadband in Western Europe! (SADLY, VERY LIKELY!)
3. Sky, who cares more about ppv boxing than wrestling, throw there hands up and say "Fuck it!" and return to the much loved "ppv this month, free next month" alteration (VERY LIKELY!)

So far nothing is confirmed apart from Night of Champions now called "Clash of  The Champions!"
 Apart from summer slam and Clash which i am definitely doing this year, I am at a loss, until things get cleared up

SUPPOSED SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS

• 12/09/16-Supposed review of WWE RAW: BACKLASH (tumblr)
• Clash of Champions (this blog)
• October-Supposed review of smackdown: No Mercy!
•  All shows beyond October will be reviewed on Tumblr, but on my own discrection! leading Nicely into....

IMPACT WRESTLING-ONE SHITE ONLYS, A GAMESHOW CHANNEL WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING AND AN OWNER WHO KNOWS LESS!

I'm not reviewing Battleground as i said already, but i was expecting, Tna to take advantage of the 5 week Built-up this show was going through...AND THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE! Take advantage of the wait the fans would go through and put a show to make company fresh in the audience minds when the rival company finally has their show. And sure Enough, Tna filmed a World Cup Of Wrestling on the 13th of June!

When will show be aired?
THE 22ND OF JULY-2 DAYS BEFORE A SHOW WWE HAD 5 WEEKS TO BUILD TO! WORSE FOR IRELAND AND BRITAIN! SINCE WE DON'T A LIVE IMPACT CONTRACT, WE HAVE TO WATCH IT A DAY BEFORE THE LIVE PPV!

And that bring s me back to the 6 day wait BULLSHIT! That was implimented by ChallengeTV, just  so it keep it's Precious menclature of all the ppv on Saturday so it's Precious, Precious Re-runs are not screwed up! Because of this, I'm Not Sure if there will be a Bound For Glory review this year, if they spring this 6 day wait on us again! if it's live, great! if it's back to 3 day wait, that's manageable, But anything for than 5, COME ON ARE YOU SERIOUS! No Mercy if it exists, may be the new last ppv I do this year!

GLOBAL FORCE WRESTLING-STILL WAITING JEFF! IT'S BEING A YEAR NOW!
September makes a year since Jeff Jarrett, and Boulder Creek Intl Productions announced going into business to distribute their shows on British Television, and where are now, a cut and paste message on twitter of "WE ARE WORKING ON IT, {INSERT NAME HERE!] STAY TUNED!

(DEEP BREATH!)
At least Bogger Box office is still under Some level of Control!

LATE SUMMER SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

• August-Guns, Girls,Gambling
• September-Surf's Up!

well that's my lot, Gentlemen and few ladies!
Rest assured, when i get a solid piece of confirmed news i will update this schedule! But for now, ah man, we are really driven to distraction!

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Summer Schedule 2016

The Days are Getting warmer, the Nights are getting shorter...but I'm in Ireland where a week without rain is considered "a good summer"! So since i will be cooped up like a battery Hen, I'm gonna lay down my Summer Schedule.

SUMMER SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS

Due to several family commitments, I'll not be reviewing Extreme rules Again this year. In fact anything before June  will be subject to change. And Because Payback is a day before a Bank Holiday, my use of the internet cafe will be hindered so both post Mania PPVS are regulated to Second Hand Smoke

• 25th of April-TNA One Night Only: Knockouts Knockdown: Rebel Won A Match? (blog exclusive)
• ALSO 25TH-Second Hand Smoke: Extreme Rules 2016
• May the 3rd-Second Hand Smoke:WWE PAPERBACK: Career Suicide Tuesday!
• Top of my head, i don't know what the July payperview is called again! ( battleground?) but will review it 1st hand!
• July -Money in the Bank
• August -Summerslam on Second Hand Smoke

(All post are subject to change and others may be added to blog. Second Hand Smoke can be read on my Tumblr page and that's enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com)

GLOBAL FORCE WRESTLING
As of time of writing, I've only had one correspondense with Boulder Creek International, the British Distributer of Global Force Wrestling, Negotiations with Global Force and Boulder Creek happened last month, but we still have no idea where, when or will we ever have a British Tv Deal. I will keep you Posted, but it seems i won't be reviewing GFW ppv anytime this year!

SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

TICKET TO HELL RETURNS
The Enigimatic Pimpernel from Earth 3 makes his Presence felt in a twist that No-one would see coming! on the backdrop the review of the Most Razzie-worthy films of this decade!

• April-May: EPISODE 105:DA  ALIEN BEES R STEALIN' OUR WIMMEN: EAMONN REVIEWS JUPITER ASCENDING! (EXPECTED TO BE A PART WORK!)
• June- Episode 1??-Little Panda Fighter
• July-Episode 1??-League Of Gentlemen: the Movie
• August-Episode 1??-Guns, Girls and Gambling

(All posts subject to change!)

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A SOUND STUDIO FULL OF PLANTS PRESENTS: TNA: JOKERS WILD 2015: NOW WITH CONTINUITY AND 80% LESS RED NECKS!

Okay this is the 1st of 10 recently pre-recorded PPVS this year, so this 1 has recent continuity-which is great but except me to make "Samoa joe came back to TNA!" Jokes if he does join WWE!

This is Joker's Wild, for those unfamiler, 32 wrestlers have put their names in a tombola, where they will become tag teams and face in a tourney. the winners of each match will be entered in a battle royale for the prize of $100,000 dollars! what they don't know is that since they are back in Universal Studios, Its $100,000 theme park dollars!

First match-AND RANDOM DRAW MY HOLE!-As Jersey Whore and Jesse GlassJawz were team against Mr Anderson and Al Snow. Once again, just like last year, no-one takes the guy who jobned to a microphone seriously and Robbie has to carry GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHERS NO-TALENT ASS! He has learned how to do an armrigger, and he has a new finisher-he went from a body slam to a Neckbreacker-So Gobdaws went from Starter Pack to Ten-A-Penny! BLOW-MANCE go through!

Well Challenge, thanks for ruining your big set-up for the hair vs hair match to be showed on sunday, as Spud came out bald and with new ring gear! He Teamed with Awesome Kong who became enamourred with her-CONGRATS SPUD, YOU ARE THE NEW ERIC YOUNG! Of Course with creative having nothing for Sam Shaw or Zima Ion-Spud finally hit his finisher-the Sixteen Stone Spud Splash-On American telly-Kong grabbed the Birmingham Native and kissed him and carried him off, maybe because It Time For SNU-SNU!

THE Random Drawing-went and put to actual teams together for match 3-not that i was complaining! Wolves VS Aries/Roode was match of the Night!

So BORE-US CLAY! Didn't lie down for Ethan Midcarder like he wanted but he did turn on Knux to make his Boss and Crazy Steve go through! Carter was terrible as always!

We had a aha moment as Bram teamed with Eric Young and gelled really well against NOM NOM NOMMY Dreamer and SHAG-NUS, Thus putting their single fueds into a tag match! This was great, and if this means that the Darkside t-shirt that bram wears become their team name and not just a random word, i'm all for it!

Gunner was forced to team with James Storm as THE BEAT DOWN CLAN, YO!'s Kenny King was force to team with the amputee wrestler, Sargent Chris Melendez. Melendez, who has a mechanical metal leg that bends with every step, has a very limited moveset because he can't kick with that leg or stand properly, but wrestles better than most of the roster with 2 good legs! Gunner inadventenly spears The Sarge and he goes through with the cowboy!

Next was Gail Kim and sonjay dutt vs Tigre uno and Manik, aka Sui-SHITE, AKA Jockstrap face-Only a weedy little man-noodle like B.J. Perkins would think of think of actually putting his hands on a woman but Gail pulled his Jockstrap over his Jockstrap face as Dutt Frogsplashed him for the w!

Last Match as Bobby Lashey fought of 3 members of the revolution-including his partner-Sanada, FLAByssmal, and Khoya! Khoya goes through by default

Lashley wins the battle royal defeating EC3, Thus stopping him from pulling another fast one 2 years in a row!

Join me on friday as I Finish Chronicling the last 30 years of Wrestlemania in BESTLEMANIA 26-30! Or follow me on Twitter at @RealEnli!