Slaughterhouse review is Cancelled

 Due to the risk of Storm Helene this week, Major league Wrestling has Cancelled This week's ppv quality special, Slaughterhouse and is already commencing Build for next month's Lucha Apocalypto show in Chicago.

As such there will be no review post next Monday!

I Urge all Readers and Followers in Florida and the Caribbean to stay safe in this trying time!

That is all.

 

REST OF THE YEAR OF 2024 SCHEDULE

 Hello Friends, Eamonn here with a Bumper review from you all, and why wouldn't it be?, When I am completely satisfied that everything I can do will be 90 percent of what is written below on this post. So let's get into it!

THE OFFICIAL POST SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR 2024

• Tuesday the 4th of June-Battle Riot results (Deferred Due to Bank Holiday!)
• Monday the 17th-Clash at the castle
• September the 2nd-Bash in Berlin
• Every month until Christmas week-MLW Internet Special events.

ADAPT OR DIE!

As we all know now, next year worldwide, WWE is heading to Netflix. And as Such, that means I'm using the Time that WWE usually cools down to the point of stopping, the Winter Months, to make all the Arrangements needed to continue to do this.

As such, after Bash at Berlin, there will be no more WWE pay per views until January. The only wrestling content will be MLW or opinion pieces if I feel strongly about writing it!

And if Any limited edition food turns up in the meantime I will try to fit one in, and no The Flaming Hot Doritos do not count, and they release a Slightly hotter Chip every year or 2.

YEARLY SABBATICAL 

July will be my Sabbatical month for Medical appointments. With the exception of MLW And writing August's film review, I am taking all of July off! 

Speaking of....

THE OFFICIAL POST SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE FOR THR REST OF THE YEAR OF 2024

• June-Asteroid City
• July-Dungeons and Dragons
• August-Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny
• September-The Flash
• October -Halloween Special (TBD)
• November -The Iron claw
• December -Christmas Special: Disney's Wish: I "Wish" It Didn't Suck!

All Posts are Subject to Change.

These Reviews will be part of my New Storyline "The 2 Deaths of E". So a Paragraph or 2 will be Story-driven Dialogue. This will be confusing for some People coming in off the proverbial Street but A note will be used to denote when the review starts!

Well that's it! This was My 544th post. Looks like I won't be Close to that goal of 600 posts here, but 300 posts on Bbo seem both plausible and Doable, but to have that many done since last year's Wrestlemania which was 500th, has amazed me that it would happen so fast!

And again , I must thank you all for that!

Follow me

Winter Schedule for 2022.

 Hello, everyone. Here is a small Schedule for every Review from now until Christmas. Please keep in mind, that like most people, I have no Intention of working on Anything during the Holidays. Being There, Done That, Got Nothing For It! Never Again!

NOTHING SET IN STONE

Due to Much Needed Medical Appointments, and Family Obligations, all My Reviews beyond Clash at the Castle, are not dated but estimated, as medical Appointments, will have follow-up dates. So of course, this Schedule is Subject to Change.

SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS UNTIL 2023

• Tomorrow (03/08/2022-3rd of August) TAROTOBER part 7-The Hanged Man and Death.
•  Monday 5th of September-wwe Clash at the Castle (final ppv for this year!)
• October-(ETA!) The Seven Sins of Vince McMahon
• November-Tarotober part 8- Temperance and the Devil

THE 500TH POST.

I may have To resign to the fact, that I will not be reaching the milestone this year. Reveal of the 500th post to be Decided In 2023.

SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE TIL 2023

• September-Last Night in Soho
• October- Annual Dive into Horror Channel Original Movie- Halloween Special (TO BE ANNOUNCED).
• November-Clifford the Big Red Cgi Horror!
• December-Christmas Special-Ugly Dolls

And that's it!

Due to Much Needed Medical Appointments, that were due to happen last month, I've scheduled a more Streamlined set of Reviews with more Wriggle Room to work around, of course, I hold every right to cancel any review out right! Though I have  Every intention of not doing any review beyond the Christmas Special.

Also I never do Survivor series because of the closeness to Christmas, but this year, I will make it clear: I will be at a Family Obligation this year, so if it turns out I get to my milestone 500th post, it will not be Survivor Series!

Thank you for your Support, and I will see you soon, of course with all this work, I will not be on Twitter as much, but if you want links to my reviews as they happen, then please follow me, at @RealEnli on Twitter.

Until Clash at the Castle,

PEACE!

So....Impact lost another British Tv Deal because of their poxy app!....

 

SO YEAH....NO 500TH REVIEW TIL NEXT YEAR BECAUSE NO CRED ED DOESN'T KNOW A GOOD THING THAT ISN'T A DUSTY BOOK ABOUT A FICTIONAL MAGIC CARPENTER! AND YES IRELAND'S BROADBAND CONTINUES TO BE THE DRIZZLING SHITS BECAUSE WE HAVE TO BUY GOOD QUALITY BROADBAND FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY~!

SO YEAH.....NOT PISSING AWAY 4 HOURS OF MY LIFE EVERY MONTH WALKING AROUND MY HOUSE IN THE EARLIER HOURS TO FIND A SIGNAL, JUST TO WATCH A SHOW A LIVE SO I CAN COMPETE WITH AMERICAN CONTENT CREATORS!

SO IF ED SENDS HIS EXECUTIVE/GUARD-DOG, THE FAILED SONGWRITER! AFTER ME AGAIN, THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE!

#FUCKYOURAPP!

Winter Schedule 2019

Well things are winding down as the summer months peak only to fall. As such, I will have a lot do IRL That will affect the times I have spare to do the dahm THANGS!

A COLD TURKEY-LIKE IT'S WEEKS AFTER CHRISTMAS!

Like I said yesterday, Summerslam was the last wwe ppv i do thing year. By now you know, wwe is heading to BT (British Telephone) Sports. So I am in the process of cancelling my Sky Sports Subscription and in the process of calling Eir (Telefon Ni EIRe) to get BT Sports!

Yeah That's Right!

Irish People have to call an Irish Phone company pretending to be a Tv channel, To get a BRITISH telephone company Pretending to be a tv channel!

that is typical Irish Life!
However, WWE is not the end all and be all! In November I plan to have all the shit together so i can watch MLW'S Saturday night Super Fight in November!

AT LEAST BOGGER BOX OFFICE ISN'T FUCKED OVER!
...Conversely, BBO is going great! Next week Part 3 of The finale to Ticket to Hell will be up to conclude the heavenscar storyline! A new Storyline will start in November- Sabotage By Sleep!

• Next week-TICKET TO HELL: MILLENNIAL CREATION MYTHS: POKEMON THE MOVIE-ZOROARK, MASTER OF ILLUSIONS PART 3
• September- Main Street (Subject to Change!)
• October-Halloween Special (TBA!)
• November- Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Subject to change!)
• December-Barbie in the Nutcracker (I'm Simply acknowledging that this year the  Barbie franchise is 60 years old this Christmas!)

CODE LYOKO SEASON 2 FINALE REVIEW AND BEYOND!
With the spare time not able to review wwe, I will be able to Continue Code lyoko return to the past. now! However Seasons 3+4 was never shown in Europe, (not even on Pop, whose specialty is cartoons based on Franchises!) So I will be watching the remaining episodes for the first time in essence, So the episodes will be slower out, But They will count to the tally of the Posts which is currently 187! Now you know why some are subject to change!

DA TOO HUNDRAH!
The 200th Post! it will have taken me 11, perhaps 12 years to get there, but i Will get there, It's a secret but it's a film that starred an actor who should be very familiar to all BBO  readers!

 So that's me For 2019!
Follow me on twitter at @realenli and will see all of you very soon!

BSKYB HATES THE WRESTLING FANS WHO MADE THEM RICH, PASS IT ON! (RE: WWE/BTSPORTS DEAL)

As of last week, Sky Sports, the British home (and Irish, by proxy!) of wwe for nearly 3 decades is finished.

In January 2020, The televisual Rights of Smackdown, Raw and an "1 hour wwe British show" (could it be NXTUK? which sky never had rights too? or a new magazine show for British Audiences?) on BT's Premier channels so I will have cancel sky sports to pay for BT Sports!

But that is not the problem!

The problem is that wwe pay-per-views will be on BTBoxoffice, a channel that is HD only!

I have a Standard definition TV and Standard definition Box

You see where this is going do you?

As of right now, Summerslam will be the last show of the year for me, after August all other shows will be unimportant, Survivor Series i Never watch due to it being close to Christmas! Impact and go and fuck themselves with the "WE Are Showing The Pay-Per View a week later and Taking food out of blogger's mouths, but you should be grateful!" Bullshit! As i wait out the 5 month transition from Late August to January, The only wrestling i will be able to review will be Major League Wrestling and any WOS or IPW should they return! After Summerslam, you will not be able to hear from me about any current wrestling as the 5 months between August and January I will be Updating the tv packages and staying at home to welcome technicians. I may also have to buy a new television! Every review i make comes out of my own pocket! Irish Broadband continues to be the shits, so the network, that's €40-YEAH #FUCKYOURAPP!

This will not effect Bogger Box Office til 2020, as a matter of fact, CodeLyoko Return to the past NOW! may see Season 3 after all!, But The price of the ppvs will be up for non-bt customers, plus VAT for Irish Customers. I only do shows 2 months at a time til winter, to begin with, making it 4 shows a year, but keep in mind 2020 and beyond That it may be less with the price rise!

Things will be clearer in the winter Schedule. As mentioned before Summerslam will be the last WWE ppv i do this year!

Thank you for listening, in the next months i may update you a progress Report!

IPW ANNOUNCEMENT: NEW COMPANY MAKING BIG WAVES!

As Mentioned on my Twitter Account (@RealEnli) i was so impressed with episode 2 of International Pro Wrestling on Friday night, that i have decided to review every show on Monday (Tuesday in light of Bank Holidays) This will take the place of Impact PPVS since they think it's "really cool" to take views away from Irish And British Bloggers, from showing ppvs 7 days after the fact. This will also take the place of my Second Hand Smoke Series of ppv results of shows i didn't see first hand,Though i will also post a separate post on the Monday after a major ppv.

If you are outside Britain, as many of you are, follow them on twitter at @IPWUK. They have a great roster, a who's who of Indie Wrestling, From  " The Product" David Starr to Kip Sabian, to Chris Ridgeway to name a few.

EPISODE 3's TEXT REVIEW WILL BE UP HERE ON MONDAY,

If you are interesting in following the show yourself, it will be televised every Friday on Showcase sky channel 192. (Check your Freeview box for Showcase!) or Check their social media for more Info.

Keep it here for Mania Predictions in the next 2 months, Plus a retrospective of Women's Representation, During Wrestlemania in a new ongoing series, starting next week!

PEACE!

Winter Schedule 2018: the remaining 11 weekends of wrestling, the 400th post and more!

Hello everyone! Eamonn here with a new seasonal schedule! This year has being the busiest i have had, with 5starwrestling exploding and imploding in the start of the year, Impact giving uk fans the shaft despite having great shows at stupid airing times or NOT AIRED IN BRITAIN, AT ALL!, legal streamers finally letting me watch nxt and 205 just recently, All In being a glorious middle finger to both Senile Vince and No Cred Ed, and all the bi-monthly ppv goodness i can afford!

But as you read from the title, a milestone is almost upon us, my 400th Post!

WINTER SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS

• Tomorrow-Doritos Collisions
• Every Monday til October 1st -Wos Wrestling review
• October 8th-Super Showdown

and that's it! Any other reviews until my 400th-which will be the Royal Rumble will be allocated to my tumblr page enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com

WINTER SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE
Over on Bogger Box Office my fictional Self's life is all messed up! He is in charge of a city made of stolen Planet pieces, His arm is all cursed and is turned into a paranoid, hedonistic mess, Then comes a Terrorist Attack from a former Friend...

• October: Halloween Special: Grown Ups 2
• November: Monster High: electrified
• December: XMAS SPECIAL: My Little Pony the Movie (2017)

WHEN IS THE NEXT HISTORY OF POWER RANGERS? I MEAN, WHEN IS THE NEXT CODE LYOKO: RETURN TO THE PAST NOW?
The next batch will be January, Since the Royal Rumble is on the last Sunday of that month!

Thank you for your Continued Support. The Reviews will be few and far between considering the holiday season and me being economical with my reviews. But it will only mean that 400th will be something to remember than say wasting a milestone on a post such as this!

I will be back tomorrow with my Doritos Review, until then...

PEACE!
EAMONN
AKA
ENLI
X  

POST IN RESPONSE TO A RECENT POLL I DID!

Last Monday, I got the news that Impact Wrestling and 5SHITE! (SORRY, 5Spike, no wait, I WAS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!) Will no longer be Televising The one night only ppvs. Granted the ONOs are 3 star shows AT BEST!, but i have fun writing them and you guys seem to like me frothing at the mouth, at the pre-recorded idiocy.

Impact, once more is rebranding itself. Lockdown is now Redemption, an Ironic name for a show ran by a company who seemingly look down on their massive UK And Irish fanbase. Not Helped by 5SPIKE Either, In May 5spike will have had tna/impact/gfw/impact television rights for a whole year! and in that whole year, we had....

• Someone hacking Jeremy Borash's account during the 1st week to insult fans. (It was found out when someone spelled colour in the English way, and Borash being a Anglophile who married an English woman, would know who we spell certain words!)
• 5spike also have the live televisual rights to BAMMA (British Association of Mixed Martial Arts) so Impact is moved to the following night, Saturday. 6 nights later THE VERY SAME EPISODE! is shown, and 5spike is tweeting about the the events of the episode that SHOULD be on the television, like they are actually happening~!
• Following that Debacle, 5spike went and rectified it...by showing a doublebill of the episode they should have shown at 9 and the show for that week at 11. People were up til 1am just the watched show they were supposed to watch..but hey Spike never showed wrestling before so it will never happen again...
• Until it did happen again! This time it's the June ONO that gets shown again...in July! The excuse was that 5Spike Runners saw the name "One Night Only"...AND TOOK IT LITERAL!
• When impact was rebranded into Global force, which had it's own 2 year history but lacked an international tv deal. From September of last year Impact's ONO was a 4 part series called Amped Anthology-matches from 2015, Gussied up with new commentary to make it look like it was filmed this year! (the real piss take was the new commentary saying then NXT champion Bobby Roode skipped the yellow brand with out Hunt-uh's permission to be in a match!) once again 5spike knowing nothing, tweeted along with viewers, the viewers being smarks, pointed out why their sky money should be wasted on matches they could watch, FOR FREE!, on Youtube? 5spike retorted "on the lines of if you dont want to watch the shows, maybe we should show them, It sounded like an empty threat. It wasn't. From January, One night only was now shown on a fucking app, first 5spike's now tna's own GWN app!
• Even the weekly show got hit. 5spike was moved an hour to 10pm to make way for the drama show SIX, i was a bit miffed but SIX has a fan base to I let that slide...until A Fortnight ago when both Impact and 6 Was pushed back an hour...TO SHOW A DOUBLE BILL OF THE A-TEAM! THAT'S RIGHT! A 30 YEAR SHOW IS MORE IMPORTANT NOT ONLY THAN WRESTLING, BUT 5SHITE ALSO SHAFTED THE SHOW THAT SHAFTED THE WRESTLING IN THE FIRST PLACE!

So that is why i did the poll. No one night only means i have nothing on freeview to right about waiting for the money to build for the next week ppv! Impact has a STRIKE AGAINST THEM FOR NOT SHOWING PPVS. i will buy the only magazine in Ireland tomorrow that has the tv listing for Spike, and if i still see impact at 11pm, next friday despite 6 being over that's a second strike. If Redemption is not shown live, or at least 3 days later. then i will have no choice but to Review 5star wrestling...remember those conditions had to be made first for be to even consider reviewing 5star wrestling!

THANK YOU FOR ALL THAT VOTED IT WAS A 78% LANDSLIDE FOR YES! WITH AN EQUAL 11% PERCENT FOR NO AND "ONLY IF DAN HINCKLES LEAVES!"

I will keep this in mind. when I launch my summer schedule. The ball is in Impact's and 5SHITES COURT! Only time will tell whether they drop it or night

PEACE!
EAMONN
AKA ENLI!

NEW YEAR AND SPRING 2017 SCHEDULE

Hello Everyone!

I hope Despite The many Deaths of Beloved Icons in the past few days that you had a Merry Christmas and i hope you all have a peaceful new Years on Saturday Night!

Now to get to Business

2017 SCHEDULE FOR THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE!

MEEKMAN IS THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN...FOR NOW!

Due to the loss of a British tv Deal, and somehow fite Network thinking we will be happy with a fucking phone app, rather than them pulling their fingers out their arses and finding a new British Partner, Until Further Notice! I WILL ONLY BE DOING WWE PPVS. However, due to the price of sky going up this year, I will not be able to review every show this year and if one show is 2 weeks after a show i did review, then that show will be Relegated to my Tumblr page (enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com)

• January 8th or further-The Flippies 2017-my year end award for Wrestling is back with avenge
•  January 30th-WWE ROYAL RUMBLE (BLOG EXCLUSIVE)
• February- WWE ELIMINATION CHAMBER (TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE)
• Between February and April-the Remaining reviews in My Review of tna's Downfall, at least in Europe-BOUND FOR INSOLVENCY!
• MARCH-FASTLAME-MEEKMAN GOTTA HAVE... MONEY! (TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE)
• APRIL WRESTLEMANIA THIRTY THREE SUN: POKEMACMON GO!

WORLD OF SPORT AND THE BRITISH ONLY TOURNAMENT THEY NOT BEING SHOWN IN BRITAIN!

As of Right now, Tomorrow's review showing of World Of Sport, a once-off of British Wrestling On ITV is that, a Once Off, However Tomorrow I will be Live Tweeting The Event at 5pm and if we can get #WOSWrestling Trending tomorrow, Itv will have no choice but to listen!

itv is a national freeview channel so the idea that wrestling is being shown to millions of viewers for FREE has gotten this Reaction from WWE Brass!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pRtg3phDbo

Naturally, wwe has returned in kind with the announcement that a Tournament for the new UNITED KINGDOM CHAMPIONSHIP...

NOW THAT IS A SEXY BELT!

One Problem...It seems that Sky Sports may not even have the Television rights to a belt that will never see the light of day in America! Until i get word of conformation, i am completely in the dark on this one and the World of Sport issue!

BOGGER BOX OFFICE 2017 SCHEDULE

• 4TH OF January-Final Fantasy: Spirits Within part 1
• a week later-Part 2
• February-Suicide Squad
• March- Almost Famous
• April-Ella Enchanted

That should tie you over til i Know what I'm Doing!

Thanks Once again for all your support!!!

much love in the 2017

Eamonn AKA Enli!

PEACE!

X 

Updated schedule-FAST LANE IS BACK ON!

Well, it's being a confusing 4 days for all us wrestling fans in Ireland and the U.K!

The mass consensus was that this year all the ppvs are on sky box office, which was fine, I don't watch all the ppvs and prior to this year, some ppvs were shown on the sky sports channels for free (well as long as it was subscribed, but you get the idea!)

Now, I said that because Fast Lane was showing in-between two must see events (the royal rumble and Wrestlemania), that there was no point in wasting my money on a show that no-one will remember in a years time.

Sunday.
I flicked onto Sky Box Office events, I wasn't going to see it first hand, but I at least was going to a predictions post.

No Previews.

I clicked on  the Box office button on my remote
"NO PROGRAMME OF THIS TYPE"

I Phoned Sky Box office.
(Disconnected Tone)

I waited until midnight, that night after reading tweets and texts from wrestling fans as confused as I was, some even claiming that the event was pulled because they wanted all the sky customer to buy their network.

Midnight happened and I check by 7-days programme guide for Sky Sports 1 all the way to 4 (5 being a soccer channel) and it was not there.

I was saddened by this. I thought was let down.

Yesterday, I was still angry. for some reason I had raw on the telly. the ad for Fast lane came up. this time an English voiceover was added. "only on sky sports 1"

I checked my viewer with baited breath, Seemingly overnight they had updated the programming and improvised a shoddy voiceover to confirm that show was now free!

so here's the announcement, finally!
UPDATED FEBRURARY SCHEDULE

• Friday-BESTleMania/WORSTleMania 11-15
• Saturday-Fast lane Predictions
• Monday-Fast Lane results-(working titles, road kill on the fast lane, Seth's carpet matches his drapes, Rusev not Carried, POO-SEV got Buried)

please thank you for your understanding, and lets hope this does not happen again!

Eamonn.

New Year's Schedule to April 2015 schedule

I hope you had a wonderful Christmas, Which is why I have kept silent for so long. But now I'm Back, renewed and Refreshed with all of the hopes of the new year!

SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS

• VERY SOON-The Flippies Return! My Year in review Rewards are back, on the heels of 1 of the most shocking, breath-taking and amazing years in Wrestling!
• January-WWE Royal Rumble
• February-TNA Lockdown

BESTLEMANIA AND WORSTLEMANIA
With 30 instalments in it's cap last year, it's a nice number to do this, a comparison of the best moment in the show to the worst moment in the show. this will be in 3 parts-unless stated otherwise

• Bestlemania/WorstleMania-The Federation Years
• Bestlemania/Worstlemania-The Monday Night War Years
• Bestlemania/Worstlemania-The WWE Years

• April-WRESTLMANIA 31!
• all TNA PPV (Except Rivals!) reviewed in due course! TNA'S BRITISH TOUR IF TREATED AS WORLD EXCLUSIVE ALSO REVIEWED!

SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

• January-Dumb and Dumberer
• February Mrs Brown: D'MOVIE
• March:JCVD
• April:The Golden Compass

DOUBLE MILESTONE ANNOUNCEMENT!
I have since last June I put Bogger box office's Storyline on hold, When I announced that the next Wave of reviews was called ROAD TO 100! As you are reading this post, this post is in fact post 260! We have a big ahead of us all, but I guarantee, or I'll at least try, to get to 300 by the end of this year!

I'll currently in the process of drafting Dumb and Dumberer and the Flippies, but more stuff will come to light as soon the holidays are truly over, and I can make my times when I settle back into my routine!

Thank you.
That is all.
Eamonn.

THANK YOU FOR 2000 VIEWS!

And here is my announcement!

I have Joined the famous That Guy with the Glasses Forum in an attempt to get more readers. I would like to thank you all for your support over these testing 4 years and Dont take this the wrong way, but I only became The Enlightened One after you made me. So this blog is not my creation, it is the creation of your patronage.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Eamonn Bermingham

TICKET TO RIDE PART 1:A BRIEF DIAGNOSIS

(the following work of fiction is a brief synopsis of the current Devil's Dvd storyline on the sister site. bogger box office.)

february 2011
To celebrate pathofenlightment's then 3rd birthday, Eamonn along with Joe-jack and 80's lad, reviewed the Inception. the surperb sci-fi put Eamonn on cloud 9 so it did. So Joe-jack issued eamonn to the challenge to watch sex and the city1. In March the film made eamonn tempt fate and say that there was no film worse. Then the comet landed. and delivered the impossible. A film worse than satc.

LEAP YEAR!
The Racically driven film sent his patrioticly Irish blood to boil. and in his rage, said to sell his soul to the devil. he was then put in a coma for a whole month. May came so did the 2nd 3 tickets to hell event. the invasion of the local supermarket in protest of cheap dvds driving dvd shops out of business was the first example of the devil's dvd power to send plot items from the reviewed films out to the real world. So by sending the plane from sleath. Eightie's Lad blew up the supermarket with the owner inside. eamonn was left on the ground where he was attack by a rent-a-cop! eamonn defeated the temp with a superpower the Hadou-Kara punch as an intentive Satan looked on.
Satan was not the only ones to infintarate our world. Frank from Donnie darko left a cryptic warning.

"HAVE YOU SEEN A LITTLE GIRL? THIS HIGH WITH BLACK HAIR ? YOU WILL IN 11 MONTHS!"
As well as a demon disguised as Drunk-o Drew Barrymore to kill Eamonn. After a break, Eamonn hit the devil where he lived. with review of Avatar. but he never showed up, bar an ouija board marker than told Eamonn that this year. there will only on film being reviewed for Ticket to Hell. The tension was running high between the 3 heroes. even at Christmas, as a usually laid-back Eighties lad was home-sick and tired of modern life. In February,Eamonn returned to SATC 2 and in his anger got captured. But providing Joe-jack a(sigh!) Nappy Lorry to find Eamonn. leaving 80'S Lad alone with the devil. Promising to sent him home via portal in the film Hot-tub time machine! Lad's disappearance led to a computer programme under the the earth crust to activate a "Universal Deletion Protocal"

But that is a story for another day!

pathofenlightment.blogspot.com TIMELINE 2009-11

2/12/09
the site is launched as ask the path an online service for those who have general knowledge questions. i also posted the song spiderfag making fun of the then rumoured appearance of louis walsh on heroes.

2/13/09
what became a tradition here at Enlightened Towers, Eamonn taste-tested the first batch of limited edition walkers. the first batch includes irish breakfast, bhaji,duck,fish and chips, chilli and chocolate and (yes seriously!) Squirrel.

2/13/09
My first mock the week spoof, things you don't to hear over a supermarket tannoy is also written that day.

2/27/09
wrestlemania on the horizon again is Eamonn's First but not last article on Pro wrestling

3/5/09
Wrestlemania is great and all but...is Eamonn's first but not last parody on Pro Wrestling

4/1/09
my first headers are complied on this post.

4/2/09
Eamonn's first theme month a set of April fools stories are released.

5/19/09
the blog changes its name to THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE FROM THE EDGE! Its focus is now a side-ways look at wrestling and other things.

5/27/09
i compare wwe in 80s 90s and 2000s

5/31/09
Eamonn made fun of Ken Anderson for the first time, refering to him as a injury-fiegning piece of shit.

6/11/09
my face-palm moment came when i predicted that people will talk about Umaga by the end of the year. and well...

6/29/09
micheal jackson tribute

July 2009
Monty python month
first wwe results night of champions

August 2009
why wwe sucks month
codes for extra sky channels and first tna results hard justice. its also the launch for bogger box office a film review blog and vechile for the Joe-Jack The Culchie charector. joe-jack has a profile on my blog.

September 2009
TNA is the future month (this is before Hack Hogan, ovivously!) i joined youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment

10/14/09
my thoughts on the historic 7-diva draft.

winter 2009
Glossary of wrestling terms

12/5/09
...Umaga is found dead this day. his death was the first i tributed.

Christmas eve 2009
results for final resolution was written at my parents house it has a bad connection and it took 4 hours to post. i vowed never to post at christmas again!

january 2010
royal rumble results and atop the 4th wall parody lyrics.

februrary 2010
Road to Wrestlemania

3/11/10
undertakers streak is re-told in march.

4/7/10
Chris Kanyon tribute.

5/13/10
the massive crossover, 3 tickets to hell, pulls into the station in may, with my review of dead or alive.

5/28/10
last years world cup walkers where reviewed with teriyaki winning it out in my opinion

july 2010
eamonn evaluated the wwe roster. he also joined the wrestling forum XWA.

10/18/10
in eamonn's most read article ever TNA IMPACT THE WORSE IS YET TO COME, Eamonn unloads on the fallout of 10-10-10

November 2010
Cadbury's month

January 2011
the Flippes my awards finally see the light of day. The Miz is (begrudgingly) the 1st wrestler of year

February 2011
YEAR 3 STARTS RIGHT NOW!

TNA IMPACT-THE WORST IS YET TO COME!

You know i dont give vince macmahon enough credit.
despite all the arrests harrasments and triple h we will miss vinny boy when he goes "scouting female talent" in that strip club in the sky.

but despite all this he is not Dixie Carter. the 40 something Money-Mark that turned tna the number 2 company in the wrestling world back into the theme park-side attraction run by an electric company that they spent all last year to disprove.

so what happened?
five words
hulk hogan and eric bischoff
everyone knows that it was hogans politics and bischoffs spending that ran wcw the number 2 company in 2001 to close its doors. and yet somehow more-cash than brains thought hiring them as management when jeff jarrett the founder got his end into kurt angles ex-wife.

so last week was bound for glory. and for months, abyss a 300 pound head crab zombie prophetizes that "they" are coming and "they" are already here and who where they hogan and bischoff and the crowd were suprised...that they didnt show their true colours sooner.

so hardy turned on angle and ended his carear *coughBULLSHIT*cough and now Hack hogan and Sleaze-E are in the ring for a 30 minute promo. yes 30 MINUTES! IN A 2 HOUR SHOW! THAT IS 25%!
So i'm going to give you the crib notes version of this promo.

HOGAN: BLA-BLA-BLA- I LOVE MONEY, BRUTHER!
BISCHOFF:(takes credit for everything.)
ABYSS: YABBA! MY ICING!
JARRETT:(i liked this. its his own dahm company, he cant help being attractted to some-one's ex wive and look at the quality of wrestling from 2009 and this year. carter should have known not to hire hogan in the first place.)
FOURtune came out and sverved everyone. flair who legits hate hogan is teaming up with him? but its really about fourtune, the tna originals, the guys misused because carter threw money at vinces table scrappings.

backstage, Kevin Nash and sting made their way to the ring.
i'm watching the ads now.
they are more entertaining.

we are back.
so now Kevin Nash, the third man responsible for killing wcw,whos in it for the money,who feigned tearing his quad in lieu of jobbing,is now TNA's Moral Compass?

THATS LIKE RICHARD FUCKING DAWKINS RUNNING FOR POPE,MAN!

40 MINUTES AND NOT A SINGLE MATCH. ARE YOU ENJOYING HIS TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION?

so backstage Nash and sting are leaving.Carter accuses sting of warning her using (HERWORDS) "cryptic langwich".

Lady, to you english is a cryptic languange.
So Gunner and Murphy the two HEEL wrestlers that were planted as HEEL Enforcers are now HEELS?
Wow that came from nowhere(!) So they escort the Dumb bitch out and Serge, her husband, who only serves to get betting up by wrestlers...you know the rest .

so 45 minutes in and finally our first match its a womens match, you know what, i dont care, i'll take it!
its tara vs madison and tara lies down for her opponent.
it was 5 seconds including the 3 count.
this was to put over Madison? really? the girl who since she debuted had a 10 month singles run losing streak and when she did start winning her finisher was a roll-up?
and tara?
she goes from being treated like a christmas cake because she"too old" in wwe to being treated like trash in tna. and you wonder why sales are going down, carter?

so back stage some women that we are told is "J-WOW" from the mtv show, Jersey shore has came to tna. i have to say this. i dont watch "music" Television so i dont watch Jersey shore, but from what i gather its camera following KEWL young people doing KEWL things like drinking heavily and unprotected sex. what rolemodels(!)

so angle comes to say goodbye and Jarrett comes out to taunt him about doing his wife. so wait a guy is hurt and force to "retire" and the thing you focus on his poking his wife? IRRELEVANT!!

SO this a hour of the show and in that hour we had 5 seconds of wrestling.

Second match of the night Abyss vs Samoa Joe. a good match until it ended in a dq. i dont think i'm alone in saying that no-one likes a dq, they want a winner and a loser. so in 2 matches both are non finishes.

so RVD comes out for his part in TNP (TOTAL NON-STOP PROMOS) and jeff gives a very emo Wangsty promo that friends only befriend only to fill their own intentions.

Backstage bischoff fires Brooke adams as his secrartary and implies that brooke adams the one from extreme expose who couldnt dance wrestle or cut a promo,will be a full time wrestler? are you that desperate for former wwe talent that you'll give money to anyone who even stood in wwe ring, tna?

okay the next match is the pope versus 5 member of fortune. best match of the night right there.

so appartently there is a Jersey shore gimmick in tna call creativly the Shore. and no no NO! j-wow his doing a Miz! tna has signed its own Gobshite From Mtv to a wrestling contract! I WATCH TNA FOR WRESTLERS WRESTLING! Not for Pop culture flavours of the month playing Dress-up!

oh and of the four matches tonight(including a rvd vs mister anderson match that ended in a no contest)
2 were no contests and 1 was an angle with 56 minutes of wrestling in a two hour show.

i dont know about you but will not be watching tna anymore after this.

please let me know what you think!