Early Summer Schedule 2024

 Hello Everyone, It's the Monday after Wrestlemania, So that means I am Launching my Update. A lot of things are happening to me Privately which i am not going to make you privy to, Unless I choose to down the line. With that said, Here is my Confirmed List of Reviews, However all this will be Subject to Change.

SCHEDULE FOR SUMMER 2024 ON ENLIGHTENED TOWERS!

• 22nd of April-MLW War chamber II
• June 11th-Clash at the Castle
• September the 2nd-Bash at Berlin

THE IMPLICATION OF THE DATE OF THE BASH'S REVIEW.

As you may know or not, but over on Boggerboxoffice, My reviews are launch first working day of the month, Every Month, with the exceptions of Bank Holidays, because I'm working in the confides of a British calendar. So Yes, I can't drop September's film review because September first is a Sunday. However i will Shadowdrop The Film Review early on the 2nd and tweet a direct link Later on!

MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING SPECIALS

The more Eagle-Eyed of you would have noticed since the new year, that MLW Fusion has had no knew Episodes, and Ayozat here in Britain has took notice, So MLW No longer have a Television deal. And while this would be a deal Breaker....

HAVING INTERNET SPECIAL EVENTS MEANS THEY ARE NOT!

I am Happy to announce that i will Continue coverage on the east coast's Hybrid wrestling alternative with New PPV-length Specials The 4th Monday of each Month!

PERSONAL ISSUES

I will be Using July to visit health professionals and taking wellness days. Once again I reserve the right to cancel things completely!

SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

TICKET TO HELL: ATOMIC PINK!

Starting this week, I will start Writing Boggerboxoffice's Signature Event for my Birthday Month, The Grindhouse Spectacular that is TICKET TO HELL! An Event so Big, it Ends Storylines...Or Starts them Again! Yes For new Readers, Like My Rivals and Heroes, my reviews are usually part of storyline driving towards the Next Ticket to Hell! The New Storyline Is going to be called "The 2 Deaths of E!"

AND IT WILL KICK OFF WITH TWO FILMS THAT WILL NEVER BE SEPERATED

• Atomic Pink-Film ONE-BARBIE LIVE ACTION!
• Atomic Pink-Film TWO-OPPENHEIMER!

Due to the sheer Magnitude of these films, There is a chance that their will not be a June film to review, because I'm still reviewing Oppenheimer!

That's why i haven't revealed anything else-because i can't FOCUS On Anything Else! Getting out As much as can of Ticket between Now and June is top Priority, So as fun as Backlash in France may have being, Sadly i must decline!

The Next post here will Be War chamber. Over on Bogger box office the first 4 pages of Barbie will be Out when they are ready!

Thank you for your support!

WRESTLEMANIA 40 RESULTS ROCK THE DWAYNE'S EXECUTIVE DERISION

 The Following was Written on the morning of Sunday the 7th of April 3 hours after The Main Event.

We kick off with Meek Mill Being this year's Celebrity Idiot Card Reader. With one Working Eye,  do you think him and Shawn Michaels would be friends?

Before the matches, Triple H-Sorry, Paul Triple H Levesque! (i will never get use to that!) comes out to proclaim this will be the Beginning of a new Era, let's hope it's not a New Error! 

And we are off to a great start- Becky Lynch Vs Rhea Ripley For the Raw Women's Championship. A few Boos for Lynch, the Crowd was really cheering For Mami. Finish was Rhea Hitting the Riptide into the turnbuckle and hitting a proper one on the middle of the ring. Rhea Retains.

RIP UNIVERSAL TAG CHAMPIONSHIPS-I Will NOT watch Greymeat Waller just to watch Austin Theory! For the Raw side in his 6 team Schmaltz, R-Turd and GOBSHITE FROM MTV are your Raw champions since they are the sentimental favourites going in.

How Boring can you make Lucha look when you have to have your Faces need to be saved by SOME NFL GUYS?

From Lowering Expectations to a match that was the night's Sleeper Hit, Jimmy Uso Vs Main Event Jey USO, Brother Vs Brother. Finish was Jey going to kick Jimmy's face in, but he had second thoughts as Jimmy Pleaded with the other twin, only it was a setup!, A set up Jey saw coming- Spear and a USO splash ended it 

#ASUKACOOKED!

Everyone who is not named Jade Cargill in this match need to make appointments for their Chiropractors, For carrying her in this match, Also all the matches were sponsored by products this year, match with Latino Talent some kind of Hispanic Drink, that's not so bad- The Match with 3 Black Women on a team was sponsored by A Chicken Shop!

Well colour me Tickled Pink! I thought Sami was not going to beat Gunther as they telegraphed showing Sami's family meeting him backstage, But when Chad Gable said that Sami Owes him a favour, I know what side the bread was buttered! It's good to be surprised!

Next was the Main Event between Seth Franklin Rollins and Cody Rhodes Vs The Bloodline. A good match that told the story but it relied too much on Brawling on the outside, the only thing I loved was seeing A stand of CRIME HYDRATION Being destroyed! And Wouldn't you know who won the pony, The Bloodline make sure to stack the deck tomorrow In the title match for Reigns' Universal Title.

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The Following was Written on Monday the 8th at 10am!

After National Anthem, We are Greeted by Stephanie McMahon, She says that all her Life she has being Physically at Mania Since it's inception. But Now is a new Era, The Levesque Era!

Five seconds after you say "This Edible is SHOT!"

Suffering From the beating Rollins took from The Bloodline a night before, Drew McIntyre Turned Up the Aggression in his Title shot. Drew Won as the Beaten Down Rollins looked dejected as he limped away....BUT!

Drew was giving no time to rest on his Laurels, as Finally after wasted chances and dealing with R-Truth, Damian Priest cashed in Money in the Bank hitting Drew with South of Heaven to Become the 3rd Holder of World Title #3.

Next was AN ABSOLUTE STINKER!-Bobby Lashley and the Street Profits Vs The Final Testament. With Bubba Ray as Referee. This was Just Terrible. It started with Weapons, The Closing Chapter is a terrible Finish, The Valets got involved, (B-Fab fell on Scarlett During her kick and it looked like she was really Hurt!) Lashley is Wasted and Paul Ellering, one of the Best managers in Wrestling History, was Walking around Complaining about his Boys being whooped like.....

This was a match so bad, Not even the next match could escape it's stench! Ok AJ Styles and LA Knight just Kinda happened, But i was expecting a Good Match. And it was...But After what we saw, Good was not Good Enough! Knight Won!

Hall of Fame Inductees For 2024:

The US EXPRESS: MIKE ROTONDA AND BARRY WYNDHAM-Mike lead the Audience in a Tribute to his late Son, Wyndham (Bray Wyatt)

BULL NANAKO: BIT OF A LANGUAGE BARRIER-BUT SHE DID WELL

THUNDERBOLT PATTERSON: HE DID A GREAT SPEECH FOR SOMEONE WHO TECHINICALLY DID NOT WORK FOR WWE, HE WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR BUT DID STAND TO GIVE HIS SPEECH-"IF ONLY HE HAD MO' TIME!"

LIA MIAVIA: "FEMALE PROMOTOR" 

MUHAMMAD ALI-NEED I SAY MORE?

AND FINALLY-PAUL HEYMAN: Paul changed from his suit to his ecw cap, his black trenchcoat and his Big 80'S Phone as the crowd chanted ECW! Phillie will Never Forget Extreme Championship Wrestling!

United States championship mat-

I MEAN NEXT MATCH WAS IYO VS BAYLEY!

So, what's the Deal with All the Egyptian Theming around Bayley? Did i miss Something? Anyway Great Match, even though Iyo for her title Reign was presented as a Stooge for Bayley and then for Dakota. I Know it's because of Language Barrier but her reign has being unmemorable! With that said Everyone talks about how great Iyo is a high flyer, But she can be Crafty and Cagey with Holds when she wants to! In the End, Bayley's redemption in the eyes of the fans would not be denied and Bayley is smackdown Women's champion

If you thought Brandi was the only surprise in the main event-Strap In because my heart couldn't take it! First Jimmy came out and that bought out Jey. Then Solo was taking out by John Cena. Then Rock the Dwayne and his Big Executive Johnson came out. And People love the Big Johnson....But they scream for the DONG!

As behind Dwayne, in a Hoodie and Hat, Undertaker took out the Final Boss. Unhindered, Cody Done what he couldn't do last year, what his father couldn't Do. A Rhodes is A wwe champion!

Well. That's it! Tomorrow I will Post my Early Summer Schedule, including revealing the two films that make up this years TICKET TO HELL Event over on Bogger Box Office starting real soon. Until then, the Next PPV Will be MLW'S free Special, War Chamber: Death Fighters vs The Calling in 2 weeks time!

See you soon! 

MLW ONCE UPON A TIME...IN NEW YORK-LEAD OR SILVER?

 LIST OF CHAMPIONS-TITLE CHANGES IN CAPITALS

• World's-Satoshi Kojima
• Openweight- Ricky Shane Fat Mudshow F*CK Page
• MIDDLEWEIGHT-MISTICO
• TAG- WORLD TITAN FEDERATION (BULLDOG JR AND FILTHY TOM LAWLOR)
• Featherweight-Janai Kai 

PREVIOUSLY ON MLW....

Intimidation Games was the Last PPV back in February, and it saw the 3 major factions make Landgrabs at the belts. Cesar Duran's Azteca Lucha loosened Salina Dela Renta's Grip on the Middleweight belt when Misticio defeated Rocky Romero. And Monsieur Saint Laurent's Titans bested the second Gear Crew. However, Kojima, the man who has no dog in this fight, still holds the gold that matters after a match against Minoru Sazuki.

The Former champion, Alex Kane is on that road to redemption, keeping close to Kojima to canvas for a rematch, however after embarrassing MSL at the Reload Special in January, The Porty Promotor has opened the chequebook to send out free agents as Hired guns to take out the Bombaye Fightclub Captain. Bobby Fish was unsuccessful, but maybe AJ Francis can hurt Alex indirectly by taking out Kane's Right hand man, Mr Thomas? Well, The Former Flop Dollar has a head start, when he attacked Thomas in the bathroom! It's not the only tactic, as AJ also insinuates that there is a mole amongst the Bombaye Fightclub ranks!

But MSL got a measure of revenge on the Champ. During a Title unveiling ceremony, the new belt was Stolen and Kojima's Leg was injured. Is the champion 100% on Good Friday for War Chamber?

Yeah about that....Over here in Ireland, Work days are still overlooked by people who still Believe In a Magical Man in the Sky! Since this will be out on Tuesday because St Patrick's Day is a Holiday that had its own bank holiday, it's also the same for Easter Sunday. But by the time Easter is over all my attention is on Launching Crimes Of the Future and Mania, so there will be no War Chamber results!

The Calling Continues to expunge the teaching of its former master, Raven, under the new (even more) deranged leader, Ricky Shane Page. But Raven is not without allies, and The Calling is not without enemies. 

Coming out of the Losing end of the Faction war, Salina Dela Renta and Promociences Dorado have regrouped with new Signings to debut tonight! 

Cesar's State of Lucha Address opens the show, telling us something we already know that Azteca Lucha will be in May, emanating  from Chicago, he also lets us know he signed a big name in the featherweight division,  Zayda and Brett Ryan Goseleen come out and spout Cringe a Clueless or Bill and Ted extra would say! Cesar Compares Zayda to "That Borica B***h Salina", Which Summons Salina on the tron with Rocky Romero taking out an Azteca Henchmen.

Scramble Match- Brett Ryan Goseleen, Love-Doug, Matthew Mathers, Dylan McKay, Ichiban and Cannonball. Cannonball taken out by Akira, who is taken by The Calling. As for the match, would you call this a match? Flow was "I hit a move on you, you Slide out, then that guy hits a move on me, I slide out!" BRG got the win after a Distraction by Zayda.

Big Bad Dude Tito Squashes Azteca Henchmen #66 in a minute. Yeah in the time it took to write this paragraph. NEXT! 

AJ Francis Vs Mr Thomas Was next. And I think the mole is Faye Jackson....

The full Bodied woman who stole the Mane Event's Hula hoop and Used it to distract them in a match. The only reason I say this is The Cameramen and Commentary are using the "Remember The New Guy" Trope too hard on her, to this point on what was a bit character.  Anyway Distraction by Saint Laurent and Hell wins. I am sending a pattern!

Number one Contenders match for the Featherweight Championship; Zayda Vs Delmi Exo. It looks like Delmi had no-showed, but then It was revealed Delmi was wearing the Azteca Lucha colours, as Salina on commentary started Spitting feathers. Delmi who has being Heelish, but wrestles Face, but is in tow with one of the 3 warring heel faction, won with a distraction into finish. Who am I supposed to cheer for, apart from them really good in the ring?

Bulldog Jr  With Josh Bishop Vs Matt Riddle. This they took serious, something I thought I never would ever say about Matt Riddle, but he no longer has birds flying out of his Ass! He only hallucinates the Birds Flying out of his ass! So this match started with a lockup. Always good to see, the match was billed as Wrestling Matt Vs the cage, and it didn't disappoint. Josh Bishop whispered Sports entertainment to Harry on the outside and that flipped the Switch to make Bulldog Jr a dirty rotten cheater. But Riddle kept up the face act...until he won with a Surprise Rollup.

#BANTHEGODDAMROLLUP!

Court Bauer was here for some piece to camera, only For Contra to attack The Founder, Referees, EMTs and Various wrestlers. With Mads Kruger caving in the Throat of Bauer with a flagpole. That's how you rehab a monster heel if your top baby-face leaves suddenly!

Next was Magnus, presented by Cesar Duran Vs Star Jnr, Presented by Salina Dela Renta, They had a good Lucha match, if your only gateway to Lucha was Rey using it against non-Lucha guys, or Whatever the Hell Felix and Penthouse call Lucha, it was good authentic Lucha. Sadly after what happened moments ago, the air was out of the crowd. Star Jnr wins with Yes, the Roll up! Magnus was ordered by Cesar to attack the  Referee, And later after a bit to camera that just saw Duran walking up the ramp,  Cesar outs himself as a Teleporter, by appearing backstage quickly to place Coins on the eyelids of  an unconscious Rocky Romero. Turning to the camera he asks Salina which way she wants to go out, With Silver or Lead? 

Six man tag- Alex Kane and Cozy Max Vs World Titan Federation members ( Holiday, Lawlor and Bishop). I think last month we saw all what Okumura can do at his age. Kojima is injured but still fighting. Finish was Okumura and Kane taking out Lawlor and Holiday, so that the Big man Bishop can sell the LARIOT-O! Like it was Death!  Ambush by WTF, Calling stops Akira and Jake Crist from helping, Out comes Second Gear Crew And Francis and we will see you all for the Royal Rumble....I mean Calling Vs Death Fighters, War Chamber Match on April 20th! But of Course A Bell is Tolling and the World keeps on Rolling to Philadelphia for WRESTLEMANIA 40! Full results here on Monday the 6th!

Minor Announcement in regards to Sunday morning's MLW Once Upon a Time In New York Review

 Due to Saint Patrick's Day falling on the following Sunday the 17th, the Irish Government has made the following day also a Holiday. 

That means, regrettably, Results of this Special will be deferred to the following day, Tuesday the 19th.

Apologies for this change, but this is out of my control. 

Thank you for your continued support.

Eamonn. 

MLW BURNING CRUSH: IF SYMPTOMS OF BURNING AND CRUSHING PERSIST, PLEASE CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR!

 We open the show with now former world's champion Alex Kane, who cuts a Promo about leaving, until Mr Thomas gives him a pep talk, but that leads to VT by World Titan Federation new signee, The Former Flop Dollar, AJ Francis. He cut a promo that he was part of the first all black faction and the crowd drowns the Promo with laughter, So Francis will make his debut at Intimidation Games. I have An Announcement, I'm afraid that since Intimidation Games is on the last Thursday on this month, I will be busy launching the Patrick's Day Special over on my Sister Site Bogger Box Office. And since there is no date in a return for Fusion, the next Time I may have results is next month's Once Upon a Time....In New York, on the 3rd week of the month. Wait, Last month's special was the 3rd week of January, it's the 3rd week of This month...I AM Sensing a pattern here one that I feel I should have copped on to when this was seemingly dropped from nowhere!

Anyway, let's get into the matches.

Wasted Youth and Nolo Kitano Vs The Dirty B*stards opened the Show. Wasted Youth have replaced the injured Dylan McKay and is replaced with Prince Harming, Austin Luke. I Must give credit where credit is due, Kitano is getting better on the matwork, especially if his opponent are Groundmasters like Tony Deppen, but when teamed with other Flippy Floppers it makes him stand out more! . Heels win after Mathers hurts himself with his own finish.

Meanwhile in the Torture P**n Studio, The Calling react to Raven turning on them.

Bobby Fish will have Alex Kane at Intimidation Games. 

Matt Riddle makes the challenge to new Japan for I.G. later we learn He will face some guy called Big Bad Tito!

Match 2 four-way women's match, LAZY BOOKING! Delmi Exo Vs Tiara James Vs Zayda Vs Notorious Mimi. Delmi has words with Salina who was out for commentary and it costs Delmi the match. Zayda wins.

Contra promo.

Openweight championship Ricky Shane Fat Mudshow F*CK Page retains via DQ Over Jake Crist- If you only remember Jake Crist from Impact running with Mr Attempted Murder T-Shirt, forget that version of this man, after his brother was named in Speakingout, Jake turned his life Around Clean and Sober for 3 years. At first it seems like Sami Callahan went to the back out of respect for his former friend ...then you remember this is Dumi Callahan you're talking about! Akira makes the save before Cannonball splashes Jake through a table. Jake Fame-Assers the Lard mountain through the table.

Court Bauer, Cesar Duran and MSL backstage earlier. Cesar wants to be matchmaker again, but Bauer will only make it so for his luchadores. Same with Monsieur Saint Laurent with his Titans. 

This leads to right now as Second Gear Crew meets Kojima and Okumura backstage, and despite language barrier, they would like to gave a match with the champions, which gets the ire of  World Titan Federation. As friendly Competition is a foreign concept to MSL. MSL is force feed a slice of bread.

Tom Lawlor Vs Matthew Justice with Mister Saint Laurent at Commentary. Good Match, Build up to WTF taking the Tag belts.

Cesar's Acquisition announcement. He will be Managing Mistico, Barbaria Cadavario and some Guy called Atlantis. Salina and the rest of Promotionales Dorado march out when Cesar calls her "A word for a female dog".  Spoiler that Rocky Romero lost the Historic Welterweight title and since that's not recognized by MLW, I am not updating my list of champions. Salina wants Mistico Vs Romero at Intimidation Games, but only if "El Zukar" puts the Middleweight belt on the line!.

Lumberjack and Jill match Between Love Doug and Brett Gosellin. Why is this feud continuing When Becca is not here anymore? Her name was never Mentioned by name when explaining this feud. Anyway, lumberjacks Fight off, Except Zayda, Distraction, Finish, pin, NEXT!~

In the Back, Akira and Raven tell us that they found an ally- but in Truth, Blue Meanie is back for a friend hire because of Raven!

WTF (Bulldog JNR And Richard Holiday) Vs Cozy Max (MLW World's champion Satoshi Kojima, and Okumura.) Both Japanese Wrestlers are 20 year veterans. But Despite the Age, Experience was There to see. 2 Seasoned Vets against A Member of a Wrestling Legacy and A Bluechip Athlete with all the potential in the World coming back from Near Death. You love to see it! It was all about Holiday who while he's taking it slowly after the Lymphoma, it's only natural, he's being re-entered into the World Title Scene once the ring -rust gets Knocked Off! Anyway, Kojima's Legendary LARIOT-O! Got the win. In the only match Faces won! 

Your Main Event: Jacob Fatu vs Mads Krule Kruger in a Baklai Brawl. I'm not going to say anything new or revolutionary here, But Once thing Wrong with Modern Wrestling that if you make a match when you make a Single Thing Legal, that Should Not mean EVERYTHING IS LEGAL! This was supposed to be A Match, where only a Baklai Warclub was Legal, It was never seen, Never mind used. Fatu knee gives out during Moonsault and Krule threw a fireball, hits Scorched Earth (Full Nelson Bomb)  and this is how they write out a Rumoured to be WWE bound Fatu- in a bodybag, Carried out by 20 masked Death Squad Pallbearers.

 Well That's it!

 During the Broadcast they Confirmed that Once Upon a Time...In New York is on During the 3rd Saturday in March. that will be my Next Review, on that Corresponding Monday. See you then! And over on Bogger Box office on Friday the 1st of March, I have a review of Irish Film the Quiet girl for you. Follow me on Twitter or Mastodon World @RealEnli.

And will See you Next Month!

ICECREAM 2K24 TASTE TEST: TWISTER BERRYLICIOUS, MAGNUM EUPHORIA AND MAGNUM CHILL

 Stone the Crows, they actually have the new products in shops the same week they announced them! 

So lets get into it!

HB TWISTER BERRYLICIOUS

Package Colour: Indigo, Blue, Dusky Pink, and Purple Gradients into each other, Par the course, Both sides are Bookmarked by a Closeup of Photos of the Item. A Full Photo of the Item on the right and a Photo of A Blueberry, Raspberry and 2 Blackcurrants. Next to the Item, a Rolling Stones-esque Lips Shouts a Blurb that tells us it "Naturally Colours Your Tongue!"

Flavour: As Stated, Blueberry, Raspberry and Blackcurrant Ice-lolly!

Calorie Count: a lean 68 (ALMOST!) In a 72G Item

Taste: Biting down on a mouthful and Pressing it to the roof of my mouth, causes it to melt and Explode with Flavour! Though Delicious, what I said last year has come through-they are running out of Ideas. This feels like any Dilute or Squash you can add water to, with the Colour change Gimmick added to entertain Kids!

HB MAGNUM EUPHORIA PINK LEMONADE

Package Colour: Panels of Pink and White Surrounding A Pink Circular Pink-tinted Contents of a lava lamp, making the logo. On the Right on top of the Panels, The Item, a Curled up thin slice of Lemon and 2 Raspberries!

Flavour: Lemon Icecream Surrounds Core of Raspberry Sorbet, Set in White Chocolate Shell Decorated with Popping Candy and Pink Sugar Pellets.

Calorie Count: A Belt-Bursting 901 calories in a (SIGH!) 69g Choc-ice!

The Red core can be Seen Through the pale cream and White Chocolate. The White Icecream is not Vanilla, it's Lemonade, so the Sharp Citrus Flavour will astonish those who didn't read the ingredients. The Citrus is very Sharp and Strong, You almost Trick Your Mind by Nearly Burping for Carbonation that doesn't exist! Second Bite reveals the Raspberry Core, adding the "Pink" to "Pink Lemonade", And Adding Popping Candy is always Fun, Maybe that's why this ties back to calling it "Euphoria".

HB MAGNUM CHILL ICECREAM (WELL I HOPE THEY DID! ELSEWISE IT'LL MELT!)

Package Colour: Exactly the Same Premise as the Previous Except with Purple and Brown Panels surrounding a Purple-Tinted Lava Lamp. On top of Panels 1 Item, a Single Blueberry and 2 Crumbs of Chocolate Cookie/Brownie.

Flavour: Vegan Biscuit infused Vanilla,( a first for the Limited Editions!) smothering a heart of Blueberry Sorbet, covered in a milk chocolate shell with biscuit pieces. As someone who very recently had to babysit children during Christmas on a sugar rush filled with chocolate, there is nothing "Chill" about this flavour!

Calorie Count: a slightly less chonky 892 in a 70g item

Taste: Thick Chocolate shell with the Shrapnel of biscuits provide a loud and Satisfying "CRUNCH!" The Vanilla Ice-cream is infused with a light note of Biscuit spices. Second bite reveals the Sorbet, and provides a Contrast to the heavy Chocolate biscuit. While the first Magnum is a combination of Flavours that combines into one Form, here we have the Opposite, two flavours that Contrast each other and still do the job of having its own identity.

This may be the first time we don't have a "Bad" Flavour or a "Better" Flavour! 

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MLW SUPERFIGHT: BREAD LETTER DAY!

A special Thanks to PWPonderings this month for having the full results first on Sunday-Thank you!

Rocky Romero retains Middleweight championship against Ichiban in a Two out of three falls match 2 to 1.

Davey Boy Smith Junior returned from injury to defeat Tag Champion One Called Manders in a Tune-up match.

Jacob Fatu defeated Yuji Nagata in a match where both looked good, A Week after he appeared on AEW And had a good match with Daniel Bryan. Fatu got the Mic but before he could say anything-CONTRA RETURNED! 

Dealing with 20 Sendai Death Squad members, out came the 7ft South African Mads Kruger! Who demolished Fatu's ribs with a Baklai Fighting Club! They will have a Baklai Brawl on Fusion....WHENEVER MLW BOTHER THEIR ARSE IN ANNOUNCING A DATE FOR FUSION!

Garbage in, Garbage throughout! Dumi Callahan destroyed Akira in a No Rules, LAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! Hardcore Match. After the match Raven returned to save Akira from the calling!. Frankly this means Raven is not too happy with Ricky Fat Mudshow F*CK Page calling himself the leader of his Group!

Next was The Misticio the former Sin Cara fresh off attacking Plumber Moxley and turning heel on AEW. And now we know why, Cesar Duran is his manager. Azteca Lucha had returned....if you didn't already know an Azteca Lucha Payperview was coming in May! And Speaking of Looking like a Balding Plumber, Misticio's opponent Avenero, Looked more like a Alley Creep than Creepy Jon Moxley! Misticio won without barely tripping over himself!

And Finally, after 20 years MLW has its first ever 2-time Champion, in its first ever champion, Satoshi Kojima. After the Match the New Japan legends covered in Streamers and Glitter from the Celebration, continued their Win celebration with Beer and Bread! Of course people are Drawing parallels to Rock the Dwayne and His Big Executive Johnson, And Yes, Kojima's next defence is against Minoru Sazuki and not a rematch, But there is one difference between this veteran and The Dwayne-He's not Abusing his power-Though time will tell if all his challengers are Buddies from New Japan! 

LIST OF CHAMPIONS- CHANGES IN BOLD

WORLD'S- SATOSHI KOJIMA

Openweight Ricky Shane Page

Middleweight Rocky Romero

Tag The Second Gear Crew (Matthew Justice/ One Called Manders/Masked Good Brother number Three)

Featherweight Janai Kai

And that's it! 

Apologies for the wait, This New Bank Holiday still gets on my nerves and there's another next month! Join me here tomorrow for The Traditional Icecream Review, Hopefully by Monday Fusion reviews will be back up! and If Not, well it can only mean I can get out The Quiet Girl Review For March even Sooner! That Review will be on my Sister Blog for Film reviews: Boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com 

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AND THANKS FOR READING!