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Backstage arrivals earlier today show Oba Femi boxing a Heavy Bag, and the arrivals of Aldis, Gunther, The Bella Sk*nks and the Fatal Str*ppers. And CM PUNK and Cody Rhodes 

Iyo Sky vs Chicken Waitress for the Raw World Women's Championship. It started alright, but as soon as Iyo started pointing to her head, she has reminded us that she's Craze-O, Doing reckless Sh*t! Ending with Iyo giving Liv the Bullet Train on the ring post-HOW THE HELL DID LIV NOT DIE FROM THAT? Despite nearly having her ribcage nearly popped like a pimple, Liv retains her title.

Backstage the Bloodline prepared for their match against Solo, Knight and Keyes next.

Whoever told Jacob Fatu to crawl like a dog in time to his music so he can do something while 

Jey Does a Yeet...He Or she should be fired! That was Aura Stealing. Solo Sikoa's new Gimmick is that he is as CRAZE-O AS IYO! Faces got the win. What more does L.A. Knight has to do to get to the World Title picture?

WWE Paid rights to Oasis for Nick Aldis' Entrance? And his family is at ringside? OH, HIS ASS IS LOSING! Okay despite my Snarkiness, this was a great match. Wade Barrett was a good choice to call this match, as he was emotionally invested in the man who gave him his first professional match. Wade Never Sat down he was that involved. I was made to believe that Aldis had a chance, so great action, good back and forth and they told a Phenomenal story. After the loss, Nick Aldis is joined by his wife Mickie James and his son Donovan to a standing ovation. 

Bella S**nks and Paige vs The Fatal Str**pers. I know a Toilet Break when I see one! I don't see why Hunt-Uh is so dahm obsessed with Making Lacey Negligee A Star. But seeing she's a Woman with Black hair, a Peanut shaped head, a toothy grin, and a voice that can break glass! Maybe Ole Hunt-uh! Has a type! And in the stupidest heel turn Nikki attacks Paige for stealing her Spotlight....Even though replacing yourself with her was YOUR! Idea!

Undisputed championship match. I was so invested in this match; I didn't take notes. "Cody Hogan" Didn't get as much cheers as he would, the Crowd are starting to get annoyed by Cody once again. C M Punk retained with the unknown help of the returning Randy Orton. Of you were wondering who's next or even who's left, Orton is back after Treating Pat MAGAfee as Scorched Earth.

And your main event for night one. Hell In A Cell, The tiebreaker between Oba Femi and Brock Lesner. 3 Suplexes that Oba absorbed. Then the Furniture came out so it was no longer a Wrestling match. But Oba took one hell of a beating- 3 F5s a few Suplexes, and even A Tombstone on exposed planks and Oba rose like a movie monster. Fall from Grace on the wood and Brock loses 1-2 in the feud. After the match Brock more or less confirmed he is retiring. He called himself the past and Oba the Future.  Michael Cole went on to finish the show by saying Oba Femi is now "The Next Big Thing!"

Night Two- Say What You Will about Tony Khan, He Would Never Put Danhausen On Pay-per-view!

Backstage arrivals,  Danhausen's Ice-cream Van, Dom, Charlotte, Jade, Chelsea, Tiffy, Trick/Lash Baron, Seth and Roman

Number one Contenders match is now A Fourway, Sami Zayn vs Finn Balor vs Gunther vs the returning Kevin Kevin Owens, who was on the shelf for 15 months due to neck injury. We have to make every important match multi-person, don't we? So immediately 2 are Taken out so they languish at ringside til their turn. This became a schmaltz but, in the end, Owens Stuns Sami to become number one Contender to Cody Hogan.

United States championship. This was a given that Baron Corbin was to win a title in his return. Though setting up putting his hands on the Face's Heelish Rapper with Too much Free time Manager and putting him through a table sets up a rematch

5 woman ladder match for the women championship- Tiffy versus Jane Versus Chelsea vs Lash vs Charlotte. 3 Green girls, Chelsea who is Indie-Minded like her husband, Matt "Don't call me A Jobber" Cardona, and Charlotte, admittedly a World class Athlete, and former World's Champion, but one with documented Knee Injuries. So, this went as well as so expected. It was a Clusterschmaltz that needed 3 different cameras to follow groups. After everyone was taken out, it was Chelsea, knocked out hung up in the tree woe on the ladder, who woke up and won to big cheers. The fans clearly want new Stars, but now the trajectory is "Rhea Comes Back-Beats Comedy Heel Easily!" And somehow this was not the worst ladder match of the night! That dishonour goes to...

Human Monies on a Pole Match (BRO AND NU YAHK SOUNDS INTENSIFIES!) 

At this point, I was fighting sleep, it was 2am GMT. Danhausen can only work with people his size, once the T-shirt sales are down, He will be Jobbing to new Monster heels forever. They tried for competitive, then when McDumbass interfered out came the Minihausens. One may have been, if Michael Cole is to be believed, that Bull Midget when they made The Colons Bullfighters. Finish was Dom going for the Frog Splash until Danhausen Cursed the ring post and Dom got a Firework up the arse! The Winnerhausen is Danhausen. 

Ic title match. Chad Gable is looking for redemption and forgiveness for being Grande Americano, in front of his family, in his hometown...he finally becomes a singles champion defeating Penta ....and WWE IMMEDIATELY TURNS THIS HEARTFELT MOMENT INTO AN ADVERT FOR ROOT BEER, WITH A CLOWN WITH A BULLDOG HEAD GYRATING TO GABLE'S MUSIC!

"And Everyone Hated That!"

Wwe Championship Match Roman Reigns vs Seth Rollins Again. Controversial Take Time...

I Did not care for these two always coming back to face each other. It insists on itself. They wanted to book this match like the Stone Cold Vs Rock match at Wrestlemania 17, But That match only worked because both did moves from their early careers to show how much they grew in 4 years of feuding, while in comparison, Roman just learned ONE SUBMISSION HOLD IN 12!

At this point it was heading towards 3 in the morning and this match refused to end! Maybe that's why I'm a little annoyed by this match. The finish when it finally happened Contained a Ref Bump, and Reigns was going to recreate the Shield Split with a steel chair. but they just throw fists. Rollins' Pedigree is countered into a Spear as the Ref Gains Consciousness, While I, at 3:45, slipped out of mine!

Thank you for waiting! Renovation Plans for my home is on the horizon. But I will be back Monday with MLW Fantastico Mania week 4 results on Monday. The Next PPV either is Money in the Bank or Fightland, but the plans to draft the final half of Cassandra starts This weekend. Next tuesday I will have my Rest of the Year Schedule a complete battleplan of every review Til Christmas.

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