all matches in ascending title inportance.
Beth lost to Kelly Kelly in her home town of Buffalo. After the match the crowd chanted bullshit at the champion who has being lucky rather than skillful so far.
Air Boom won via dq when the GOBSHITE FROM MTV attacked the ref. This is what happens when Non-wrestlers get wrestling contracts.
In an exciting match, dolph retained against Riley,morrison and swagger. will like to see rematch soon.
Cody rhodeth retained against his old stablemate, Ted DiBiasie, after a roll-up.
Mark henry ended 15 years of frustration by ending the Megapush, roster-screwing run of Randy BORE-TON! Henry is your new worlds champion.
Meanwhile John cena and Triple h...YOU KNOW THE REST!
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Thursday, September 15, 2011
no tna results again!
I'm sorry about this and forgive me if this post goes off in a tangent but let me explain why tna ppvs results always appear on Thursdays on my blog.
I Live in Ireland, in case the Irish name wasn't a giveaway already, and unlike WWE PPVS that are shown Live or the next day at a reasonable time for a whole week, TNA PPVS are shown ONCE at a time that will make the average insomniac go "Jaysus, that's a bit late,innit?"
and its not even on Sky sports!
Of all the complaining i do at home about soccor matches going into penalties, or FUCKING CRICKET on the box for EIGHT FUCKING HOURS, at least raw, smackdown and nxt fits into sky sports demographic.
Tna on the other hand, is shown on challenge. a game show Channel. a channel, much like most on sky, whose broadcasts are made of repeats. In fact, 98% of programming on 125 are programmes up to 30 YEARS after there original syndication! and of that 2 percent, It original content like the fantastic Take It or Leave It, Clip shows and tna aren't even advertised!
So here what i think sky should do.
1. ADVERTISE TNA!
They do all ready but only during Impact! It goes without saying but that is redundant(and yes saying something is redundant by starting the sentence with it goes without saying is redundant itself so don't point that out!
2. SHOW PPVS AT 9.00 OR EARLIER.
Honestly Challenge most of your programmes are repeats. Wouldn't New and exciting content be worthy of a prime time slot?
AND FINALLY AND THIS MOST IMPORTANT
3.MOVE TNA TO SKY SPORTS WITHOUT DISRUPTING THE OTHER PROGRAMS
As its stands we are lucky to have a full 7 day coverage of wrestling.
MON-bottom line. Raw, Live Raw
TUE-Afterburn,Smackdown,Impact
Wed-Vintage collection, Xplosion.
Thursday-Experience,raw,nxt
FRI-Smackdown,bottom line
Sat-Superstars,Afterburn
Sun-vintage,Impact.
If you moved tna and kept it like this you will always give the viewer a different viewing experience and the Diversity of 2 companies vying for control. But the reason I'm doing this column is because at 1am, waiting for the main event the voiceover said we are on able to show the remainder of the scheduled program.
AT 1 AM WHEN YOU HAVE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT, AND PAID 20 EURO WORTH OF CRISPS AND NUTS AND OTHER TREATS,TO WATCH A PROGRAM ONLY SHOWN ONCE AND ONLY ONCE, BECAUSE IT'S YOUR JOB!....
it's the last thing you want to hear!
If you liked this, add me on Youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
or on hotmail at eberminghamot@live.ie
I Live in Ireland, in case the Irish name wasn't a giveaway already, and unlike WWE PPVS that are shown Live or the next day at a reasonable time for a whole week, TNA PPVS are shown ONCE at a time that will make the average insomniac go "Jaysus, that's a bit late,innit?"
and its not even on Sky sports!
Of all the complaining i do at home about soccor matches going into penalties, or FUCKING CRICKET on the box for EIGHT FUCKING HOURS, at least raw, smackdown and nxt fits into sky sports demographic.
Tna on the other hand, is shown on challenge. a game show Channel. a channel, much like most on sky, whose broadcasts are made of repeats. In fact, 98% of programming on 125 are programmes up to 30 YEARS after there original syndication! and of that 2 percent, It original content like the fantastic Take It or Leave It, Clip shows and tna aren't even advertised!
So here what i think sky should do.
1. ADVERTISE TNA!
They do all ready but only during Impact! It goes without saying but that is redundant(and yes saying something is redundant by starting the sentence with it goes without saying is redundant itself so don't point that out!
2. SHOW PPVS AT 9.00 OR EARLIER.
Honestly Challenge most of your programmes are repeats. Wouldn't New and exciting content be worthy of a prime time slot?
AND FINALLY AND THIS MOST IMPORTANT
3.MOVE TNA TO SKY SPORTS WITHOUT DISRUPTING THE OTHER PROGRAMS
As its stands we are lucky to have a full 7 day coverage of wrestling.
MON-bottom line. Raw, Live Raw
TUE-Afterburn,Smackdown,Impact
Wed-Vintage collection, Xplosion.
Thursday-Experience,raw,nxt
FRI-Smackdown,bottom line
Sat-Superstars,Afterburn
Sun-vintage,Impact.
If you moved tna and kept it like this you will always give the viewer a different viewing experience and the Diversity of 2 companies vying for control. But the reason I'm doing this column is because at 1am, waiting for the main event the voiceover said we are on able to show the remainder of the scheduled program.
AT 1 AM WHEN YOU HAVE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT, AND PAID 20 EURO WORTH OF CRISPS AND NUTS AND OTHER TREATS,TO WATCH A PROGRAM ONLY SHOWN ONCE AND ONLY ONCE, BECAUSE IT'S YOUR JOB!....
it's the last thing you want to hear!
If you liked this, add me on Youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
or on hotmail at eberminghamot@live.ie
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Winter Schedule 2011
Dawn has Broken... and i am back from my summer holidays!
ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE
September-Guilty gear month
-night of champions results
tna ppv results
October
The sequel to Cadbury month- Hershy-an Irishman's Journey to America's Chocolate counterpart
bound for glory results
November-Short listing processes for flippies nominees.
Tna ppv results
December
Christmas Hiatus!
BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE
Today-Onslaught on the gates of hell- Eamonn reviews AvaTURD: The Last airbender
October-Eamonn reviews Dragonball:Evolution
November-Joe-jack and Eamonn argue on who gets to review The General
December: Love Actually is Shit Actually!
ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE
September-Guilty gear month
-night of champions results
tna ppv results
October
The sequel to Cadbury month- Hershy-an Irishman's Journey to America's Chocolate counterpart
bound for glory results
November-Short listing processes for flippies nominees.
Tna ppv results
December
Christmas Hiatus!
BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE
Today-Onslaught on the gates of hell- Eamonn reviews AvaTURD: The Last airbender
October-Eamonn reviews Dragonball:Evolution
November-Joe-jack and Eamonn argue on who gets to review The General
December: Love Actually is Shit Actually!
Friday, August 12, 2011
Replacement review service:Big Show a Giants world.
To make up for the storm that disrupted my review of hardcore justice, here is sky's edited hour long version of the new doc about big show.
Born Paul Wight in the small farming community of Aiken,NC. The future star had no idea of the future he would have. it was not until he was 5 he was Bigger than the other childern by age 12, he was 6ft2 and growing moustaches! by 18 he was fully grown at 7ft tall. at that time the reason for his growth was discovered, a tumour on the pituruary (sic) gland. it was removed but his metabolism wained to that of a normal man,he gained a spectualar amount of weight in a space of a month. sadly his problems would continue as his father died a month after surgery.
Fast forward to 1995. after meeting hulk hogan at a charity basketball game.Paul Wight debuted as(i'm serious here!) the long lost son of Andre, the inspiredly named Giant. Giants trademark strength and now waining agility, (big show ended matchs with moonsaults.if you can believe that!) giant won his first worlds title and match ever against hulk hogan.
in 1999, Wight jumped ship to WWF, interfering in a cage match at the valentines day massacre. his debut year in wwe was misery for him, in side and out. in wcw he had the advantage of seasoned veterans that would gladly job to make him look good. in wwf, however, spots on show's greeness started to appear. Despite this he was interjected at survivor series of that year where he won the wwf title in fact big show his the only wrestling to hold the worlds titles in the Old Big Three, holding the titles in WWE, WCW and ECW.
for the last 10 minutes a vignette of big shows funniest moments are shown. but you know where this is going.
Knucklehead Pimping.
which is a sad way to end it. promoting a straight to dvd movie. Still this was a good documentary though obviviously it was edited to fit an hour. only the big show vs mayweather match was contested on this programme.
Still it was more interesting than what i originally gave credit for.
Born Paul Wight in the small farming community of Aiken,NC. The future star had no idea of the future he would have. it was not until he was 5 he was Bigger than the other childern by age 12, he was 6ft2 and growing moustaches! by 18 he was fully grown at 7ft tall. at that time the reason for his growth was discovered, a tumour on the pituruary (sic) gland. it was removed but his metabolism wained to that of a normal man,he gained a spectualar amount of weight in a space of a month. sadly his problems would continue as his father died a month after surgery.
Fast forward to 1995. after meeting hulk hogan at a charity basketball game.Paul Wight debuted as(i'm serious here!) the long lost son of Andre, the inspiredly named Giant. Giants trademark strength and now waining agility, (big show ended matchs with moonsaults.if you can believe that!) giant won his first worlds title and match ever against hulk hogan.
in 1999, Wight jumped ship to WWF, interfering in a cage match at the valentines day massacre. his debut year in wwe was misery for him, in side and out. in wcw he had the advantage of seasoned veterans that would gladly job to make him look good. in wwf, however, spots on show's greeness started to appear. Despite this he was interjected at survivor series of that year where he won the wwf title in fact big show his the only wrestling to hold the worlds titles in the Old Big Three, holding the titles in WWE, WCW and ECW.
for the last 10 minutes a vignette of big shows funniest moments are shown. but you know where this is going.
Knucklehead Pimping.
which is a sad way to end it. promoting a straight to dvd movie. Still this was a good documentary though obviviously it was edited to fit an hour. only the big show vs mayweather match was contested on this programme.
Still it was more interesting than what i originally gave credit for.
Thursday, August 11, 2011
An Apology.
There was a storm last night (10/8/11) that scrambled the signal of my sky-box so i dont have a full review of hardcore justice.
I am however extending my work rate by this weekend and you will get a review of Big Show:Life in A Giant's World instead.
That is all and again,my apoligies.
Eamonn.
I am however extending my work rate by this weekend and you will get a review of Big Show:Life in A Giant's World instead.
That is all and again,my apoligies.
Eamonn.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Money in the bank thoughts
Yes i did see it, but I spent all my weeks money on groceries rather than snacks so i just watched it as a fan. but now i'm at the computer now which means i'm now giving my thoughts on the whole event.
I was so Happy that Bryan won the title shot for smackdown. Sin Cara was Written Out as he suffered a Wellness Violation.
Big Slow and Mixark was what i Expected, A big Train-Wreck.
Speaking of which Brie lost in spectuaculary shit fashion to Kelly Kelly. If can't beat a bimbo whos moveset is made of flips tunbles punches kick and a scissor-lock, You should just pack it in.
Del Rio won the raw title shot. Del rio has expected an intrest in fighting Cena for Summerslam. That would be a Blinder.
Finally C.M PUNK to a huge hometown pop, Left the wwe with the wwe title, Cena was Fired. Finally Something that was missing is back. Intrigue. Remember when you didnt have Sky and your only source of wrestling was ppv videos and you would watch a ppv from one month and then one from the month after and ask "what'll happen next?" Well those days are back!
I was so Happy that Bryan won the title shot for smackdown. Sin Cara was Written Out as he suffered a Wellness Violation.
Big Slow and Mixark was what i Expected, A big Train-Wreck.
Speaking of which Brie lost in spectuaculary shit fashion to Kelly Kelly. If can't beat a bimbo whos moveset is made of flips tunbles punches kick and a scissor-lock, You should just pack it in.
Del Rio won the raw title shot. Del rio has expected an intrest in fighting Cena for Summerslam. That would be a Blinder.
Finally C.M PUNK to a huge hometown pop, Left the wwe with the wwe title, Cena was Fired. Finally Something that was missing is back. Intrigue. Remember when you didnt have Sky and your only source of wrestling was ppv videos and you would watch a ppv from one month and then one from the month after and ask "what'll happen next?" Well those days are back!
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Destination x quickie
Kaz defeated Samoa Joe in a great opener
Douglas Williams Open challenge was answered by English wrestler Mark Haskins.Haskins came out to no crowd reaction. he lost to williams.
Generation me ended there Impact carear with a loss to Eric Young and the returning Shark Boy.
Alex shelly became no 1 contender beating Shannon Moore, Robbie E and Amazing Red.
Jerry Lynn lost to RVD in a real blinder of a match.
Austin Aries won a the contract in a game effort against Zima Ion, Jack evans andKaval Senshi Lowki.
Bryan Kendrick won the x division belt against Abyss. Abyss was just a Dragon for him to Slay.
And Finally In a match where both men used great storytelling and psychology, Aj styles got the W against his friend Christopher Daniels. Daniels teases a heel turn but held it of.
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Douglas Williams Open challenge was answered by English wrestler Mark Haskins.Haskins came out to no crowd reaction. he lost to williams.
Generation me ended there Impact carear with a loss to Eric Young and the returning Shark Boy.
Alex shelly became no 1 contender beating Shannon Moore, Robbie E and Amazing Red.
Jerry Lynn lost to RVD in a real blinder of a match.
Austin Aries won a the contract in a game effort against Zima Ion, Jack evans and
Bryan Kendrick won the x division belt against Abyss. Abyss was just a Dragon for him to Slay.
And Finally In a match where both men used great storytelling and psychology, Aj styles got the W against his friend Christopher Daniels. Daniels teases a heel turn but held it of.
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