First of all, Was Jack Swagger vs Big E for the intercontinental Championship. Solid Opener with 2 young technically sound wrestlers. Big E will get the W. After almost each match, Bad News Barrett would come out and Have some comment on This weeks newsworthy topics. Remember when Barrett was this close to beating Cena Close to the end of his career? Well SenileVince doesn't!
The Old Aged Outlaws won in a pedestrian affair with the Uso Brothers. The ageing ass-kissers defeated the tired old Samoan Moves with a roll-up.
Yet another great tag-team is destroyed as Vince needs more bigmen to be champions and more small men to be their Fodder, Titus won in the events popcorn match, Even I left for snacks and I was watching it at home. At 1am GMT.
Match of the Night was definitely the Shield vs the Wyatt family. The crowd was pumped for this, even before a single blow was dealt. All 6 men contributed to this match, as fears of the Shield tearing apart last night was always a fear, but in the End Wyatt became 2 for 2 for having the best match on PPV this year.
A.J Lee vs Cameron Lynn-Dear GOD ALMIGHTY THAT MATCH SUCKED!
Alberto Del Rio tried to blindside Shitista, but the polarizing Royal Rumble winner used the power of Asskissing to defeat ADR
Speaking of Asskissing to get your own way, It was bad enough that Blandy Bore-ton CONVIENIENTLY Had the number 6 spot in the chamber. But the wyatt's took out Cena and the Immobile Slab of Corporate Meat, Kane took out Daniel Bryan.
So the Main event at WrestleMania will be like two suitors fighting over the hand of Hunt-uh, in an attempt to prove who loves him more. Cena will face Wyatt in I'm sure to be a belter, and Bryan will face the Walking, Talking Human De-Push, Kane.
See you in two months, Unless you want to read LockDown and Outbreak results, when available.
Monday, February 24, 2014
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE IS 6:BY THE NUMBERS
12th of February 2009
After Opening his first ever email account as part of the Office Technology course he took, I, Eamonn Bermingham, couldn't even imagine What Lay ahead....
Six Years, 229 Posts, and 3000 pageviews later, This Blog is still going strong. So I'm going to break down the past 6 years as statistics and quantities.
5 Honours, 2 Passes and 1 Merit.
The final Result that I had as I finished my course 6 years ago. Then The Recession happened
55.502 degrees North, 6.569 West
The Longitude and latitude of Enniscorthy, My Home town. I've Lived here for 7 years now. And with the exception of Final resolution in 2009, and the Marine last year, I've posted everyone single 1 in my home town's café or library
27 Crisps, 6 bars.
In total, the Number of different limited edition flavours I've taste tested since the Walkers Do us A flavour started in 2009. This was the very first thing I reviewed as this site was not a wrestling site at first, but a humour site. With Fry-up appearing twice first in 2009, then in 2011'S Red Nose Walkers as Stephen Fry-up. I didn't have all 15 flavours of World Cup walkers, as Haggis and Welsh Rarebit was only available in those countries. Last Year, when Walkers relaunched as using real ingredients (Pissing of Muslims and vegetarians who Love the taste of meat and Bacon, but not the real thing, Isn't Hypocrisy Wonderful?) I reviewed instead the Chunky Champions, 6 limited Edition Kit Kats.
28 WWE Champions, 23 I.C. champions, 16 U.S Champions, 22 Tag champions.
When I Started this 6 years ago, Triple H was WWE champion, John Layfield was Intercontinental Champion, The new Tna investor, MVP, was U.S Champ, and how quickly have they fallen, Epico and Primo were tag champs.
50
The number of combined ppvs I've writing over six years. With 2010 being the only time I did a full calendar Year. I rarely do a full year as Christmas comes thick and fast after Hallowe'en.
113.
The very first PPV, Night of Champions is also my most read with 113 pageviews.
At Least 36
This is the epic number of Cans I drank of Monster Energy to stay awake since the brand launched 3 years ago. That's a Heart-stopping 13 litres!
96 Bacon-cheeseburgers, 2 Phillie cheesesteaks, 5 Po'Boys and 2 4-course Italian Meals
While I may be 1 bad booking mistake from a heart-attack, At least driving away the Hunger Pains and soaking up the caffeine are my Homemade Meals, Corrosponding to where the Show is held while the My Cheeseburger recipe My "Gut-busters" is default when I don't know where the show is held.
Between 4-7
This is the fluctuating Time difference between the WWE live shows and GMT. Not that it matters as all shows start at 1am Greenwich Mean Time. With the exception of Wrestlemania that happens on midnight here.
75
My most emotional Theme Month was Celebrating the now defunct Dandy comic, which Cease publication two Christmases ago. The Printed Juggernaut entertained legions of children for 7 decades.
AS LONG AS I CAN.
The duration That I will use to entertain you, whether it's here, or boggerboxoffice, or on my twitter page @saveusPoe. There is too much left I need to see, And I want to be here telling you want happened.
SPECIAL THANKS
To my Family that supports me, no matter what.
To the Memory of My Granddad and Nanny, Who Made me love the 3 loves I have: food, Wrestling and Life Itself.
To Diamanda Hagan, Who I took a chance and showed my Review of City of Ember and suggested I joined the TGWTG Forum.
To My friends at the Forum, Especially JimB, Loki, LLSF, Chimp, Declan Burningham and Critical Jew. YOUR FRIENDSHIP Has kept me going. Even when I felt like packing it all in.
And to you reading this for the first time, Now you know What it takes. The only question is: Will YOU?
THANK YOU FOR SO MUCH I LOVE YOU ALL!
After Opening his first ever email account as part of the Office Technology course he took, I, Eamonn Bermingham, couldn't even imagine What Lay ahead....
Six Years, 229 Posts, and 3000 pageviews later, This Blog is still going strong. So I'm going to break down the past 6 years as statistics and quantities.
5 Honours, 2 Passes and 1 Merit.
The final Result that I had as I finished my course 6 years ago. Then The Recession happened
55.502 degrees North, 6.569 West
The Longitude and latitude of Enniscorthy, My Home town. I've Lived here for 7 years now. And with the exception of Final resolution in 2009, and the Marine last year, I've posted everyone single 1 in my home town's café or library
27 Crisps, 6 bars.
In total, the Number of different limited edition flavours I've taste tested since the Walkers Do us A flavour started in 2009. This was the very first thing I reviewed as this site was not a wrestling site at first, but a humour site. With Fry-up appearing twice first in 2009, then in 2011'S Red Nose Walkers as Stephen Fry-up. I didn't have all 15 flavours of World Cup walkers, as Haggis and Welsh Rarebit was only available in those countries. Last Year, when Walkers relaunched as using real ingredients (Pissing of Muslims and vegetarians who Love the taste of meat and Bacon, but not the real thing, Isn't Hypocrisy Wonderful?) I reviewed instead the Chunky Champions, 6 limited Edition Kit Kats.
28 WWE Champions, 23 I.C. champions, 16 U.S Champions, 22 Tag champions.
When I Started this 6 years ago, Triple H was WWE champion, John Layfield was Intercontinental Champion, The new Tna investor, MVP, was U.S Champ, and how quickly have they fallen, Epico and Primo were tag champs.
50
The number of combined ppvs I've writing over six years. With 2010 being the only time I did a full calendar Year. I rarely do a full year as Christmas comes thick and fast after Hallowe'en.
113.
The very first PPV, Night of Champions is also my most read with 113 pageviews.
At Least 36
This is the epic number of Cans I drank of Monster Energy to stay awake since the brand launched 3 years ago. That's a Heart-stopping 13 litres!
96 Bacon-cheeseburgers, 2 Phillie cheesesteaks, 5 Po'Boys and 2 4-course Italian Meals
While I may be 1 bad booking mistake from a heart-attack, At least driving away the Hunger Pains and soaking up the caffeine are my Homemade Meals, Corrosponding to where the Show is held while the My Cheeseburger recipe My "Gut-busters" is default when I don't know where the show is held.
Between 4-7
This is the fluctuating Time difference between the WWE live shows and GMT. Not that it matters as all shows start at 1am Greenwich Mean Time. With the exception of Wrestlemania that happens on midnight here.
75
My most emotional Theme Month was Celebrating the now defunct Dandy comic, which Cease publication two Christmases ago. The Printed Juggernaut entertained legions of children for 7 decades.
AS LONG AS I CAN.
The duration That I will use to entertain you, whether it's here, or boggerboxoffice, or on my twitter page @saveusPoe. There is too much left I need to see, And I want to be here telling you want happened.
SPECIAL THANKS
To my Family that supports me, no matter what.
To the Memory of My Granddad and Nanny, Who Made me love the 3 loves I have: food, Wrestling and Life Itself.
To Diamanda Hagan, Who I took a chance and showed my Review of City of Ember and suggested I joined the TGWTG Forum.
To My friends at the Forum, Especially JimB, Loki, LLSF, Chimp, Declan Burningham and Critical Jew. YOUR FRIENDSHIP Has kept me going. Even when I felt like packing it all in.
And to you reading this for the first time, Now you know What it takes. The only question is: Will YOU?
THANK YOU FOR SO MUCH I LOVE YOU ALL!
Friday, January 31, 2014
TNA UK QUICKIE: TNA LIVE HOURS BEFORE AMERICAN BRODCAST!
Last Night, for 1 night only, British and Irish Audiences were treated to a tna show On the same day as the rest of the world, Thursday the 30th. But only for tonight. It'll be a 3-day wait again after this.
We are Live in Glasgow Scotland, We start with Shagnus, R.I.3 And....ROD STEWART? I LOVE ROD STEW...Oh wait, no That's just Rockstar Spud!
After Borash explains for the American Audience the current Geo-Political situation of Scotland's Independence Referendum, This Bloody-thirsty Glaswegian Crowd are letting the man who does more than WHISTLE Dixie have it. This brings out Samoa Joe and Kurt Angle, Tonight's main event is Joe/Angle VS SHAG-NUS/G.H.3(Green-horn the third) as Rich Idiot is pining over the "Idenfiddy" (her words!, not mine!) of the new investor.
Speaking of which out of the Limo, comes the Wolves acting as the investor's Security
First Match is The newly regrouped Beautiful People vs Gail Kim and Lei'D Tapa, the latter having Jobber entrances. This was barely a match. BP win. as more time was given to the REAL LIFE! couple of sky and Chris Sabin airing their KAYFABE Dirty Laundry!
After Storm and Gunner patched things up, The bad influence made fun of the moment, and got into a match. Gunner was given carte Blanche by Storm, as owner of the Number 1 contender briefcase, had to look like a threat.
Rockstar Dud called out the Wolves. His ass was handed to him.
The tag team championship match was ruled a no contest when Abyss attacked the ref and his Partner Eric Young. Not Helped by a Graphic for Lockdown next month showing Blow-Mance STILL With the Titles! How Could you Do this Again, TNA? You Ruined the World's title Match back In August this way. and Now you ruined this 1. After the Match, Eric Young challenged Abysmal to a Monster's Ball...Next week.
BACKSTAGE: We see Christy Hemme having dinner at Samuel Shaw's House. It's revealed to the Audience that Shaw has a secret shrine to Christy. I was right to surmise his new Gimmick as a Stalker...That's a little extreme!
The Main event was your standard Throwaway affair every time Rich Idiot has a "BIG SOOORPIZE!"
As Joe won and became no1 contender, the last image was MVP Becoming the new Investor.
Follow on twitter @saveusPOE
We are Live in Glasgow Scotland, We start with Shagnus, R.I.3 And....ROD STEWART? I LOVE ROD STEW...Oh wait, no That's just Rockstar Spud!
After Borash explains for the American Audience the current Geo-Political situation of Scotland's Independence Referendum, This Bloody-thirsty Glaswegian Crowd are letting the man who does more than WHISTLE Dixie have it. This brings out Samoa Joe and Kurt Angle, Tonight's main event is Joe/Angle VS SHAG-NUS/G.H.3(Green-horn the third) as Rich Idiot is pining over the "Idenfiddy" (her words!, not mine!) of the new investor.
Speaking of which out of the Limo, comes the Wolves acting as the investor's Security
First Match is The newly regrouped Beautiful People vs Gail Kim and Lei'D Tapa, the latter having Jobber entrances. This was barely a match. BP win. as more time was given to the REAL LIFE! couple of sky and Chris Sabin airing their KAYFABE Dirty Laundry!
After Storm and Gunner patched things up, The bad influence made fun of the moment, and got into a match. Gunner was given carte Blanche by Storm, as owner of the Number 1 contender briefcase, had to look like a threat.
Rockstar Dud called out the Wolves. His ass was handed to him.
The tag team championship match was ruled a no contest when Abyss attacked the ref and his Partner Eric Young. Not Helped by a Graphic for Lockdown next month showing Blow-Mance STILL With the Titles! How Could you Do this Again, TNA? You Ruined the World's title Match back In August this way. and Now you ruined this 1. After the Match, Eric Young challenged Abysmal to a Monster's Ball...Next week.
BACKSTAGE: We see Christy Hemme having dinner at Samuel Shaw's House. It's revealed to the Audience that Shaw has a secret shrine to Christy. I was right to surmise his new Gimmick as a Stalker...That's a little extreme!
The Main event was your standard Throwaway affair every time Rich Idiot has a "BIG SOOORPIZE!"
As Joe won and became no1 contender, the last image was MVP Becoming the new Investor.
Follow on twitter @saveusPOE
Monday, January 27, 2014
Royal Rumble 2014: It's not wHHHat you know, it's wHHHo you know!
The 4th month Wrestling Drought Stopped 2 weeks ago. However, Hardcore Justice was only a trickle, Last Night, The Floodgates fully open as Wrestlemania is only 3 months down the pipeline
DANIEL BRYAN VS BRAY WYATT
Collar Elbow Tie-up to start out, But the heavier Wyatt shoulder barges Bryan and while down, stamps on his fingers. Kitchen Sink by Bryan gets the attention of Luke Harper who attacks, The ref kicks both Monstrous Henchman of Wyatt out of the arena. Daniel scales the turnbuckle, Drangonfly to the Wyatts. Back in, only for Bray to send him flying with a chop, Advantage, Bray as D-Bry is whipped to the steps. We are told that the OLD AGED OUTLAWS! did get the sweet Batista deal after all, as they are now Tag Champs. Back inside the Ring, Indian Deathlock by Bryan. Arm Rigger by Bray, Taking advantage of the concussion Bryan has. As the American Dragon stumbles back in an Armdrag, followed by a sleeper, Leg drop, a Chokeslam and a body slam. But he took to much time dealing an elbow and Momentum swung the other way. Huracanrana by Bryan, who runs the ropes only to be hit by a very Athletic Flying Forearm. Tornado ddt when Bryan collects himself, followed by a massive dropkick then a Missle Dropkick. Sister Abigal countered into the YES!-Lock but Wyatt Bites Daniel, Headbutt that staggers the concussed Daniel is enough of an opening for Sister Abigal once more, Only this time....
WINNER: WYATT
Could the first wwe match of the Year, Become THE Match Of The Year 5/5
Big Slow vs Brock Lesner was a no contest. Show was mugged by Lesner before the bell rang. Still Lesner has his Mystical Title Shot From Nowhere. Maybe he Borrowed Shitista's Game Genie?
I AM SO SICK OF JOHN CENA VERSUS BLANDY BORETON! And so was this great crowd in Pittsburgh. Wyatt destroyed Cena. So there you go. Wyatt's the top heel now, as Orton is mirroring his real-life self and throwing his toys out of the pram every second.
Royal Rumble Match.
#1 CM PUNK
#2 SETH ROLLINS
By now you may have heard of the disgusting thing Rollins bragged about in an interview. So I say the 2 slot was punishment for Rollins pissing Wwe off!
Better to be Pissed off! than Pissed On I guess!
#3 DAMIEN SANDOW
Punk with a double Neckbreaker
#4 CODY WOADTH
Sandow is eliminated.
#5KANE...IS ELIMINATED!
#6 ALEXANDER RUSEV
Making his wwe debut, the Bulgarian Brute who terrorised the nxt ring and disgusted people with his tiny trunks, is a fully fledged superstar. Huge Prussian Kick by Rusev on Punk.
# 7 JACK THWAGGER
Thwagger Bombs on everyone!
KOFI KINGSTON, JIMMY USO AND GOLDUST ARE NEXT.
Rusev is done! Kingston leapt from the barricade to the ring!
AMBROSE AND ZIGGLER ARE 11 AND 12 AND IT'S UNLUCKY 13 FOR R-TRUTH AS HE IS ELIMINATED. Followed by Jimmy.
#14 KEVIN NASH WANTS A PAYCHECK!
Swags is gone!
#15 ROMAN REIGNS
Spear on Cody, Kofi and dolph are gone. Nash wasn't paid enough so he's gone!
#16 GREAT KRAPPI
Brain Chop. Superman Punch and Krappi is gone. Goldust eliminated Cody, seemingly by accident, and in turn he is eliminated.
#17 LAME-ARSE!
Irish Curse By Sheamus Brogue Kick
BRING ON THE DREGS! IT'S GOBSHITE FROM MTV, FANDANGOBSHITE AND MINI MANTAUR.
Fandangobshite and the stupid midget is eliminated.
#21 ANTONIO CEASERO
CeaseroSwing on Punk for his entire turn.
#22 LUKE HARPER
Wicked Clothesline on ambrose.
JEY USO AND JBL WHO GOT ELIMINATED BY HANDING HIS COAT TO MICHEAL TROLL, He's a former champion, he should have known better.
#25 ERICK ROWAN
G.F.M.T.V and jey are done for this year.
RYBERG ADR AND SHITISTA
Rowan, Ryberg and Del rio are thrown out.
#29 BIG E LANGSTON
Belly to belly
# 30 REY MYSTERIO
At this Point...the crowd went sour, they where expecting Daniel Bryan! And so was I
Final Eliminations
LANGSTON
MYSTERIO
CESARO,ROLLINS, AMBROSE
PUNK ELIMINATED BY KANE, Setting up for Punk vs hhh.
LAMEARSE
REIGNS
LIKE YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING? WINNER OF THE 2014 ROYAL RUMBLE: SHITISTA!
After 4 years the Tongue is still as Brown as ever!
Well, thanks everyone and Touch wood if I see you at Elimination Chamber Next Month.
Follow me at twitter @saveusPOE
DANIEL BRYAN VS BRAY WYATT
Collar Elbow Tie-up to start out, But the heavier Wyatt shoulder barges Bryan and while down, stamps on his fingers. Kitchen Sink by Bryan gets the attention of Luke Harper who attacks, The ref kicks both Monstrous Henchman of Wyatt out of the arena. Daniel scales the turnbuckle, Drangonfly to the Wyatts. Back in, only for Bray to send him flying with a chop, Advantage, Bray as D-Bry is whipped to the steps. We are told that the OLD AGED OUTLAWS! did get the sweet Batista deal after all, as they are now Tag Champs. Back inside the Ring, Indian Deathlock by Bryan. Arm Rigger by Bray, Taking advantage of the concussion Bryan has. As the American Dragon stumbles back in an Armdrag, followed by a sleeper, Leg drop, a Chokeslam and a body slam. But he took to much time dealing an elbow and Momentum swung the other way. Huracanrana by Bryan, who runs the ropes only to be hit by a very Athletic Flying Forearm. Tornado ddt when Bryan collects himself, followed by a massive dropkick then a Missle Dropkick. Sister Abigal countered into the YES!-Lock but Wyatt Bites Daniel, Headbutt that staggers the concussed Daniel is enough of an opening for Sister Abigal once more, Only this time....
WINNER: WYATT
Could the first wwe match of the Year, Become THE Match Of The Year 5/5
Big Slow vs Brock Lesner was a no contest. Show was mugged by Lesner before the bell rang. Still Lesner has his Mystical Title Shot From Nowhere. Maybe he Borrowed Shitista's Game Genie?
I AM SO SICK OF JOHN CENA VERSUS BLANDY BORETON! And so was this great crowd in Pittsburgh. Wyatt destroyed Cena. So there you go. Wyatt's the top heel now, as Orton is mirroring his real-life self and throwing his toys out of the pram every second.
Royal Rumble Match.
#1 CM PUNK
#2 SETH ROLLINS
By now you may have heard of the disgusting thing Rollins bragged about in an interview. So I say the 2 slot was punishment for Rollins pissing Wwe off!
Better to be Pissed off! than Pissed On I guess!
#3 DAMIEN SANDOW
Punk with a double Neckbreaker
#4 CODY WOADTH
Sandow is eliminated.
#5KANE...IS ELIMINATED!
#6 ALEXANDER RUSEV
Making his wwe debut, the Bulgarian Brute who terrorised the nxt ring and disgusted people with his tiny trunks, is a fully fledged superstar. Huge Prussian Kick by Rusev on Punk.
# 7 JACK THWAGGER
Thwagger Bombs on everyone!
KOFI KINGSTON, JIMMY USO AND GOLDUST ARE NEXT.
Rusev is done! Kingston leapt from the barricade to the ring!
AMBROSE AND ZIGGLER ARE 11 AND 12 AND IT'S UNLUCKY 13 FOR R-TRUTH AS HE IS ELIMINATED. Followed by Jimmy.
#14 KEVIN NASH WANTS A PAYCHECK!
Swags is gone!
#15 ROMAN REIGNS
Spear on Cody, Kofi and dolph are gone. Nash wasn't paid enough so he's gone!
#16 GREAT KRAPPI
Brain Chop. Superman Punch and Krappi is gone. Goldust eliminated Cody, seemingly by accident, and in turn he is eliminated.
#17 LAME-ARSE!
Irish Curse By Sheamus Brogue Kick
BRING ON THE DREGS! IT'S GOBSHITE FROM MTV, FANDANGOBSHITE AND MINI MANTAUR.
Fandangobshite and the stupid midget is eliminated.
#21 ANTONIO CEASERO
CeaseroSwing on Punk for his entire turn.
#22 LUKE HARPER
Wicked Clothesline on ambrose.
JEY USO AND JBL WHO GOT ELIMINATED BY HANDING HIS COAT TO MICHEAL TROLL, He's a former champion, he should have known better.
#25 ERICK ROWAN
G.F.M.T.V and jey are done for this year.
RYBERG ADR AND SHITISTA
Rowan, Ryberg and Del rio are thrown out.
#29 BIG E LANGSTON
Belly to belly
# 30 REY MYSTERIO
At this Point...the crowd went sour, they where expecting Daniel Bryan! And so was I
Final Eliminations
LANGSTON
MYSTERIO
CESARO,ROLLINS, AMBROSE
PUNK ELIMINATED BY KANE, Setting up for Punk vs hhh.
LAMEARSE
REIGNS
LIKE YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING? WINNER OF THE 2014 ROYAL RUMBLE: SHITISTA!
After 4 years the Tongue is still as Brown as ever!
Well, thanks everyone and Touch wood if I see you at Elimination Chamber Next Month.
Follow me at twitter @saveusPOE
Friday, January 24, 2014
Royal Rumble Predictions
Hi everyone! "Enlightened" Eamonn Bermingham here with you once again, and welcome to my Predictions post for Sundays Royal Rumble PPV.
All matches with be Discussed in Descending Importance, Which means I'll Discusses the big title Matches first, then the matches with the Secondary champions, then Tag, Then single, non-championship matches.
WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
JOHN FUCKING CENA VERSUS BLANDY BORE-TON
THE MOST ANTICIPATED REMATCH....THAT We have seen too many times before!
I have to hand it to Vince. 1 thing he does very well every January is make a card and fill it with matches we've seen before or don't want to see, so the focus is on the Rumble Match. Super Cena will win. So WWE'S White Knight (or should that be SHITE Knight) has a Dragon to slay at Elimination Chamber...A Dragon called Brock Lesner!
THE US CHAMPION AND THE IC CHAMPIONS ARE IN THE REAL MAIN EVENT
THE 30 MAN ROYAL RUMBLE!
As of right now We don't know whose in the rumble bar 20 men. We only know that Punk will draw number 1. As for the 10 slots, expect the losers of the previous matches to make up the numbers, Maybe some nxt guys, or Legends. My shortlist of winners from the pool of confirmed names are
Brock needs to show his dominance ahead of the chamber, And doing this against Big show, in a match we saw on that night 11 years ago, is the best way to show it.
BRAY WYATT VS DANIEL BRYAN
This match I will do play-by-play on. Forget Brock Lesner!, this match is the Real Number 1 contender match, 2 of wwe's Best, technical and charismatic stars standing against each other in match that could settle the future of the WWE Championship for the next 5 years. I can't tell you who wins! it's to dahm close.
WOADTH BWODDERTH (That's how Cody would say "Rhodes Brothers") VS THE OLD AGE OUTLAWS (Pre-start show)
There's talks that their will be miscommunication between the Rhodes so they can eliminated each other later and have a feud at Mania, But Outlaws, just because you are the Original Brown Tongue Brigade, Don't Think That you'll get a sweet Batista Deal from Hunt-uh and get the belts!
Well that's it!
Results will be up on Monday Morning but it'll only be a play-by-play of Bryan/Wyatt and the rumble match.
Follow me on twitter @saveusPOE
All matches with be Discussed in Descending Importance, Which means I'll Discusses the big title Matches first, then the matches with the Secondary champions, then Tag, Then single, non-championship matches.
WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
JOHN FUCKING CENA VERSUS BLANDY BORE-TON
THE MOST ANTICIPATED REMATCH....THAT We have seen too many times before!
I have to hand it to Vince. 1 thing he does very well every January is make a card and fill it with matches we've seen before or don't want to see, so the focus is on the Rumble Match. Super Cena will win. So WWE'S White Knight (or should that be SHITE Knight) has a Dragon to slay at Elimination Chamber...A Dragon called Brock Lesner!
THE US CHAMPION AND THE IC CHAMPIONS ARE IN THE REAL MAIN EVENT
THE 30 MAN ROYAL RUMBLE!
As of right now We don't know whose in the rumble bar 20 men. We only know that Punk will draw number 1. As for the 10 slots, expect the losers of the previous matches to make up the numbers, Maybe some nxt guys, or Legends. My shortlist of winners from the pool of confirmed names are
- Shitista
- Kofi Kingston
- Punk (if plans to wrestle Hunt-uh at Mania 30 falls through!)
- Roman Reigns
- Daniel Bryan (if entered)
- Bray Wyatt (if entered)
Brock needs to show his dominance ahead of the chamber, And doing this against Big show, in a match we saw on that night 11 years ago, is the best way to show it.
BRAY WYATT VS DANIEL BRYAN
This match I will do play-by-play on. Forget Brock Lesner!, this match is the Real Number 1 contender match, 2 of wwe's Best, technical and charismatic stars standing against each other in match that could settle the future of the WWE Championship for the next 5 years. I can't tell you who wins! it's to dahm close.
WOADTH BWODDERTH (That's how Cody would say "Rhodes Brothers") VS THE OLD AGE OUTLAWS (Pre-start show)
There's talks that their will be miscommunication between the Rhodes so they can eliminated each other later and have a feud at Mania, But Outlaws, just because you are the Original Brown Tongue Brigade, Don't Think That you'll get a sweet Batista Deal from Hunt-uh and get the belts!
Well that's it!
Results will be up on Monday Morning but it'll only be a play-by-play of Bryan/Wyatt and the rumble match.
Follow me on twitter @saveusPOE
Thursday, January 16, 2014
TNA HARDCORE JUSTICE: A MAN WHO CAN'T EVEN HOLD A MIC IN THE MAIN EVENT? FUCK EVERYTHING!
IN MEMORY OF MAE YOUNG.
First PPV of 2014.
And don't you Dare wish me a Happy new Year?
Happy New Year?
I HAD TO WATCH THIS SHITE LAST NIGHT TIL 1:30 AM!
You Tell me to have a Good Year?
I HAVE TO DO THIS 9 MORE TIMES!
...well technically 17 if funds hold up and I can watch all the wwe shows....But with them they will have good and bad matches.
TNA? ONLY BAD!
We start with R.I.3 (Rich Idiot the 3rd) defeating Tommy Dreamer in a table match using His Default Create-A-Wrestler moveset. Ethan remains undefeated. and will be put to the wayside when "Auntie D" sells the company she didn't even found.
Only there was only 1 highlight and that was the X-scape the cage match Between Chris Sabin and Austin Aries. This felt like a retrospective. As the match went early you saw moves they did starting out and as it went on you saw them doing the moves they use now. To Drop a Reference, it was like Snake and Ocelot fighting for the last time in Metal Gear Solid: Guns of Patriots.
Then we wasted time, as Blow-mance (Jersey Whore and GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER!) Revealed they were in the main Event (WHAT?). After botching up holding a microphone (Jesse held it too close to his mouth and it cut out. Robbie had to physically move his arm back so people could hear the muppet!) They tricked Resident Jobber, as Eric is part-time, Dewey Barnes into the ring. after dancing and Posing they attacked Barnes for De EVULS!
Next was the man advantage match for tonight's Lethal Lockdown. Everyone know that the heels always win this match so the crowd cheers the faces harder. Roode Bet Joe.
Eric Young and Joseph Park had a match against bad influence. again. But this was the end I think. As Joseph Park was finally revealed to be Abyss! Do you know what would be stupid? If During the storyline, they I don't know had someone dressed as Abyss be in the same ring as Chris Park dressed as Joseph Park And done this on a Worldwide PPV that would go out on video for everyone to see? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE REALLY STUPID!
Bully Ray defeated Anderson. Again. I fell asleep through that 1!
Is Lei'D Tapa Learning anything from Gail Kim? Because she is just Brutal to watch. Not as Brutal as the Beating she dealed to Velvet. But Velvet was wearing street clothes in a street fight! That means she should have won! That's a TheWrestlingFan.com Fan Law!
The Mystery man in Team Angle was Abyss. With Eric Young on the outside. Hold on, you can't have an extra man on the outside in a gauntlet match, that's Cheating! YOUR THE FACES! YOU ONLY TO WIN BY SKILL, ALONE! YOU ONLY CHEAT IF A) THE HEEL IS WRESTLING SKILLFULLY OR B) IF THE REF IS DISTRACTED! ONE OF YOUR OPPONENTS CAN'T HOLD A MICROPHONE, I THINK YOU CAN TAKE HIM!
hopefully I've calmed down after the Royal Rumble. You can follow me on twitter @saveusPOE
First PPV of 2014.
And don't you Dare wish me a Happy new Year?
Happy New Year?
I HAD TO WATCH THIS SHITE LAST NIGHT TIL 1:30 AM!
You Tell me to have a Good Year?
I HAVE TO DO THIS 9 MORE TIMES!
...well technically 17 if funds hold up and I can watch all the wwe shows....But with them they will have good and bad matches.
TNA? ONLY BAD!
We start with R.I.3 (Rich Idiot the 3rd) defeating Tommy Dreamer in a table match using His Default Create-A-Wrestler moveset. Ethan remains undefeated. and will be put to the wayside when "Auntie D" sells the company she didn't even found.
Only there was only 1 highlight and that was the X-scape the cage match Between Chris Sabin and Austin Aries. This felt like a retrospective. As the match went early you saw moves they did starting out and as it went on you saw them doing the moves they use now. To Drop a Reference, it was like Snake and Ocelot fighting for the last time in Metal Gear Solid: Guns of Patriots.
Then we wasted time, as Blow-mance (Jersey Whore and GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER!) Revealed they were in the main Event (WHAT?). After botching up holding a microphone (Jesse held it too close to his mouth and it cut out. Robbie had to physically move his arm back so people could hear the muppet!) They tricked Resident Jobber, as Eric is part-time, Dewey Barnes into the ring. after dancing and Posing they attacked Barnes for De EVULS!
Next was the man advantage match for tonight's Lethal Lockdown. Everyone know that the heels always win this match so the crowd cheers the faces harder. Roode Bet Joe.
Eric Young and Joseph Park had a match against bad influence. again. But this was the end I think. As Joseph Park was finally revealed to be Abyss! Do you know what would be stupid? If During the storyline, they I don't know had someone dressed as Abyss be in the same ring as Chris Park dressed as Joseph Park And done this on a Worldwide PPV that would go out on video for everyone to see? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE REALLY STUPID!
Bully Ray defeated Anderson. Again. I fell asleep through that 1!
Is Lei'D Tapa Learning anything from Gail Kim? Because she is just Brutal to watch. Not as Brutal as the Beating she dealed to Velvet. But Velvet was wearing street clothes in a street fight! That means she should have won! That's a TheWrestlingFan.com Fan Law!
The Mystery man in Team Angle was Abyss. With Eric Young on the outside. Hold on, you can't have an extra man on the outside in a gauntlet match, that's Cheating! YOUR THE FACES! YOU ONLY TO WIN BY SKILL, ALONE! YOU ONLY CHEAT IF A) THE HEEL IS WRESTLING SKILLFULLY OR B) IF THE REF IS DISTRACTED! ONE OF YOUR OPPONENTS CAN'T HOLD A MICROPHONE, I THINK YOU CAN TAKE HIM!
hopefully I've calmed down after the Royal Rumble. You can follow me on twitter @saveusPOE
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Return Of The Craic! New Year schedule 2014
I'm Officially Back on the Internet. And I'm really going into thiS 1 blind. Tna is pulling ppvs and re branding them as specaIl episode of Impact. And My YearLy tradition of LimitEd EdiTion Walkers Died last year wHen they re-branded and I did the Kit Kat chunky champions instead. But I could not find If Walkers, Nestle, or Heartbeat International (The ice-cream company with a different name in every country. It'll be called Hb in Ireland, Walls in the UK) will be spring anything yet.
All I can do is post the definite things I will do at this juncture
ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE
the Final few Payments of the Infernal Lodger storyline is due as we finish the storyline with 1 Ticket to HeLL-I won't reveal what is yet...Or did I?
Happy New Year.
Eamonn.
All I can do is post the definite things I will do at this juncture
ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE
- Last Monday of this month-Royal Rumble
- March-Wrestlemania XX-X Years later.
- April 9th-Wrestlemania XXX
the Final few Payments of the Infernal Lodger storyline is due as we finish the storyline with 1 Ticket to HeLL-I won't reveal what is yet...Or did I?
- January-Eamonn Reviews Norbit
- February-Eamonn Reviews Horrid Henry Part 1 and 2
- March- Joe-Jack Zookeeper.
- April- The crap films of Drew Barrymore: Eamonn reviews 50 1st dates.
Happy New Year.
Eamonn.
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