TASTE TEST 2K22: WTF IS IN PINK WTFANTA

 (Disclaimer for International Fans, Since i grew up in Ireland's Midland Counties, We Colloquially Call Fizzy drinks or Sodas "Minerals". I type it a few times in this review and it will confuse people into thinking it's a mineral water. No it's just a regional Colloquialism!)

So last year I was going to review the Blue Mystery Fanta, I had a review all ready waiting in the wings....until I drank that Rasher Flavoured Slurry!

Yes! Last year they sprang Bacon soda onto an unsuspecting Society

Thus year however, Fanta has Claimed that this year's Mystery Flavour is 3 Flavours, So the reason thus was delayed for 2 weeks was only one shop in Enniscorthy sold this item if we take Coca Cola's word that the Mineral contains 3 FLAVOURS and not 3 INGREDIENTS, I was only in access to one shop and therefore, one flavour, (however that was not the case, As I was to find to find out!) 

They Wrote what's in it on the Bottle!

From the Horse's Mouth, it's Written that the Drink Contains Concentrates of Cherry, Carrot and Sweet Potato.

But in quanity? we are Told there is 3 Flavours Of Mineral and Not 3 Ingredients, are they separate or they a Combination to throw People Off?

Enough Stalling let's get into It!

3 BOTTLES OF PINK WTFANTA? MINERAL 

Colour: Unnatural Shocking Pink!

Calorie Count: All Bottle claim to be 15 Calories in 2  Half Bottle Servings Or 30 calories a Bottle if we are Splitting Hairs!

Packaging: Nothing to Write Home about, Pink Label with Question Mark where the icon of a Fruit would be, It was Pointed out and i Didn't notice it at the time but each bottle I had contained the Slogan in 3 different Coloured Text Boxes So is it a Differential or a Bluff?

It's A Bluff!

Taste: I pour a Shot Glass of Pink Liquid from my first Bottle, One with a Red Textbox. I inspect the Contents, A Berry-Like Fragrance, Light Carbonization,with A Bubbly Pour. Now to the Taste.

Well, That was Certainly Unique!

A light Crisp, Cherry Flavour, That Yields Quickly into Sweet Potato and Carrot, that hits you both at once, You'll be mistaking to think this was Turnip. Simply Put The Cherry Opens the door and Sweet Potato and Carrot Barges In! But I need to Confirm that This the Only flavour. So i Clean a second Shot glass and pour from my bottle with the green Textbox and Confirm that indeed it's the same flavour. I didn't open the 3rd. i was Satisfied with my answers.

The Reason they revealed the Flavours in the ingredients is that it is now the law to reveal ingredients that are allergens. Appartently, and i didn't know this, But there is such a thing as a Starch Allergy. so if you are Allergic to Potatoes then avoid this.

and that's it 480 down! 20 posts to Go!

Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli and join me on my other Review site Bogger Box Office next month for my review of the film Tag. See you Real Soon!

Peace! 

Hell in a cell 2022: 🎶 Adrenaline, Up Me Hole, I've Left my Hated Wife At Home!

 If you think about it, if Cody took doctor's advice, then this show would not be worth talking about. The Major news of course, was Cody being injured with a torn Pectoral muscle, we didn't know if Cody would make the main event, so there was a lot of video packages and padding in this show.

We start in strong order with the Triple Threat for the Raw Women's Championship: Bianca Belair the champion defending against Becky Lynch and Asuka.

Say it with me now!

3 Women.

One Fall to a finish.

LAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING!

Case in Point the match was 2 of the 3 working as the other was thrown outside to wait her turn. Now thus match was nicely worked, these 3 are the top female stars in WWE, arguably the world. But multi matches don't do anyone any favours. Bianca retains in a heelish way, taking advantage of Becky's Manhandle Slam to pin Asuka. Is there a turn on the future?

So I said there was a long of padding in this show and one of those padding was a MVP Diss Rap to Bobby Lashley, one of the lines was "You maybe Bobby, but I have the Brain like Heenan" Even now we show all the love for Bobby Heenan, one of the greats!

This match wasn't!

MVP walks with a cane for months now and even then he's more Mobile than Omos. Lashley won after Cedric Alexander trying to remake the Hurt Business interfered and Bobby Lashley Won. At Ringside he grabbed a fans Wwe Title belt , so he's calling his shot, he wants Roman, sooner or later.

Kevin Owens Vs Ezekiel. This was a Main Event match. As in it was a match that would fit on the Show Main Event. Owens Won this match.

Now for a fun one! 6 person tag Rhea Ripley, Damian Priest and Edge of the Judgement Day Vs Liv Morgan, Finn Balor and AJ Styles (The JUDGEMENT DAY Community?) Everyone looked great, and worked well, but credit where it's due, Edge is a miracle worker, he has took Damian Priest and made him a badass again, he has took Rhea Ripley from slumming it with Nikki ASS! And Reawakened that Killer Instinct. Finish was Rhea attacking Finn on the top rope and him jumping into Edge's Spear. Great match!

After a Match that was a mile a minute, it's time for thid show to screech to a halt! Noone waited this match between Moss without Dad-Jokes, (can we change his name back to Riddick, if he's just Generic Muscle Man?) And Crappy Boredom.

Moss (Because let's be honest, Wwe will remove the madcap name!) Won, and noone cared!

Theory Vs Mustafa Ali for the US Championship- Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, I HATE MUSLIMS, PAL! Same as it ever was!

But now to the main event, the only Hell in a cell match at Hell in a Cell. Seth Came out first in a stripper's Trenchcoat to reveal polkadot gear and the crowd went Apeshit! Next came Cody Rhodes and as he removed this jacket, we saw the results off his injury so it was either legit, or Wwe didn't hire that Makeup Expert from the Amber Turd Trial. For context the torn Pectoral bruised the left side of Cody's Chest and most of his left arm, which he sold like a trooper. Even time he went for moves it hurt him, and Seth being the heel, was not satisfied with just beating him in a contest, no, he want to destroy Rhodes. And he had every tool to do it! Kendo Sticks, steel Steps, tables, (in a funny note the only time Seth was Cheered was when he took out a table, the crowd was chanting "we want tables" all night! But in the end, it was a sledgehammer that won the day for a bruised and Broken Cody, as the last shot was him doubled over but kissing the matt!

So that was my one and only Wwe ppv this Summer, I will be back doing Pay per view results for Clash at the Castle in September. But that's not the last you'll see of me. Tomorrow, I have the Wtfanta review. And in the next few months we return to my TAROTOBER theme month as we continue to discuss the Tarot as it represents itself in the Street Fight and Persona universes. 

Thank you for reading and I hope to see you here or my twitter account over @RealEnli.

Until then PEACE!

Updated Summer Schedule for Enlightened Towers

 As you May have heard, The WWE is Returning to the UK for a Stadium PPV For the 1st time in 30 years. In September WWE invades Cardiff for Clash At the Castle.

And If it's anything like the Australian Super-Showdown, It could easily be a One-Shot!

So as of Right Now, To make Sure I don't miss History being made, Summerslam is off the table, So please have some Clash at the Castle in it's Place. To Fill the Void of Content For July and August, i will have Double Episodes of Tarotober.

So the new Schedule til September looks like this

• Next Week-Taste Test 2k22: WTFANTA IS IN PINK FANTA?
• Next Monday-Hell in a Cell*
• July-TAROTOBER- The Wheel Of Fortune and Justice
• August-TAROTOBER- The Hanged Man and Death.
• September-Clash at the Castle.

*Hell in a Cell Predates a Bank Holiday so A Direct Link Tweet will appear on my Account (@RealEnli) on Tuesday. In reality it will be up On Monday, so it will Screw with Analytics 

And that is all....For Now. Word on 500th post will be up when even the 495th materializes.

Until Then

Peace!

Ticket to Heaven: Chapter 5 The Resistance

 Joe-Jack stood in a room surrounded by about 20 or so Humanoids dressed in native clothing and armed with simple weapons. After learning that these creatures who Kidnapped him were calling themselves a resistance, he could do nothing but Sneer.

So you are resistance, huh, and wot do ya want wif me?

Don't lie to us, you are friends with the Mara's Champion from Earth.

Yeah an wot if I iz?

I heard there are 7 billion Terrans on Earth.

Wot dafuq iz a Terran?

You are a Terran. So is it true?

Yeah. Wot of it?

Then that means with so many of you, the Mara won't miss two of you. Said Peryton as she grabbed a blunt wooden object, maybe a chair leg. When Ostrich had seen enough and left his possessed body to form, all 8ft of him.

You will not do shit! I have the entire responsibility for every soul of this Reality on my back. Speaking of which....

Satan used his extrasensory powers to sense the souls of the 20 plus creatures in this flower shop backroom turned war room. And only sensed 1 soul the body he just released himself from.

So that's her little game. No wonder she drugged us. It was stop us finding where this planet is, or rather is not supposed to be...

Alright, I am sick of youse talkin' in riddles, if you have summit important to say, say it, stop pussy footin' around and FOOKIN' tell me, I can take it.

Fine, but you are not going to like it!

Wait, you are that thing that you killed, with the God Weapon, how is he even alive?

Errrr.....

Unbelievable! We kidnap the one thing who could kill The Mara, only for the weapon to be a fake, oh Peri, you sure can pick 'em!

Wait, ye were goin' to tell me summit? So wot woz it?

Ok. Fine. No more pussy footin' around as you say.

This Planet is Fake!

Fake Planet with Fake People, I did a scan of this whole planet and the only souls I could detect was yours, Sabaru, and all her Suckers playing Cops and Robbers.

So da planet is As fake as a cuckoo's nest. But maybe knot tell all dese people!

There was a Silence.

We Know...

Wha...?

WHY DO YOU THINK WE ARE RESISTING THE RULE OF THE MARA? WE KNOW WE DON'T EXIST, BECAUSE SHE JUST MADE THIS WORLD FROM PIECES OF DREAMS AND US TO RUN IT AS HER THRALLS. SHE MADE US FULL GROWN BUT WITH NO FALSE MEMORIES OF CHILDHOODS OR NOTHING. THAT'S WHY WE WANTED YOUR HELP BECAUSE....It look like...(Sob)....it look like you could....free us and....give our lives purpose.....

Don't worry, Did you think we had only one plan? Dat Hole Contrivium Shite woz t get on dis planet! we have another plan....i fink!

Of course.....a Brilliant plan! One Sabaru will never see coming!

-oh? An' what would that be?

-We will......Do Absolutely Nothing!

-WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Yes. We will Do Absolutely nothing. We will investigate further and With us Meeting Peri, we can cover more ground?

The Deer-like Humanoid looked stunned, "but how would I?"

We will be living in Barracks, Right? Separated via Gender. If certain info is kept in one place, we can't get to then it's game over. Will you Help us?

-It's a deal. Come with me to the Barracks, It's nearly Curfew anyway,

--THE NEXT DAY--

"It's Glorious isn't it?" Sabaru said as her dinner table was covered in blueprints.

It truly is, Bab! And while it is the first of many Academies for our future heroes, the first being built on Earth, makes me so happy.

But of course, your planet is teaming with life, more fragile and naive to the universe around it. Either by pointing to the stars, or carving through Hell, your species always seemed to invite the Devil.

"The Devil, Huh"

I sense...regret?

Yeah, Now more than ever, Earth is vulnerable, without Ostrich, the rifts between Earth and Hell will burst and who knows, the Universe barely survived Heavenscar when that happened, and by then we had a council made of Different Universes and their resources in tap and Edwin, He....

You fear the Devil's DVD will compel you to take over? You need not Worry, my Surgeons are the best in all the stars, they removed the Disc fragments and it powers your new Gauntlet. You don't have to worry about that destroying everything. Just Everything as the Contract demands.

As Eamonn left, Saburu's smile faded into a cold, emotionless visage. She descended into darkness, and into her Inner Sanctum. Where she discarded her public image for her Cybernetic form, her Dreads now Wires attached to some more Wires and diodes, in this Planet of her creation. None will escape her Gaze. 

A Bio-Drone Spider crawled to her lap as she was positioned onto her throne.

Speak

Declaration: The Ratings have come in. And while all heroes have fought valiantly, there is discrepancy on The Terran. 

What?

INFORMATION:On the 12th Lunar Circle of the Previous Earth Year. It was Recorded that The Earth Signee broke contract to attend Terran Cultural Event called "Christmas". As per Instructions, Punishment has been administered, and Reality Settings has being lowered to correct his behaviour.

How is the  Punishment Administered?

RESPONSE: Reality Settings Has Lowered Child.exe

Sabaru rose from her throne, so quickly, cord ripped from her skull and spasmed Like a headless snake as sparks rained as she grasped the drone in her taloned fingers.

"ON WHO'S AUTHORITY?"

RESPONSE: While direct Authority was not asked of you, Repeated History dictates this was correct course of Action. QUERY: Was this incorrect?

In the Reality created I am the Terran's Mate and The Child's Mother. Suspicions may have The Signee's Workrate in doubt, The Human Market is Essential for The Takeover. Do you Understand?

QUERY: Sensor's indicate that Your Stress level is high. Do you wish to postpone the Takeover?

Bio-Drone, you are able to answer Questions to the Best of your Programming, Correct.

Declaration: Yes.

And Despite Increasing your intelligence, you have no Idea of Human Nuances? She said as she placed it on the Ground.

Declaration: Yes.

Tell me do Bio-Drones feel pain?

Declaration: Yes 

Now given I asked you those last two questions and think carefully, what do you think the next course of action may be after you tell me something like that?

DECLARATION: OH SHI-

Sabaru then Crushed the Bio-Drone underfoot. A replacement drone crawled to take it's place.

The Takeover goes as planned! All interactions with Earth will go through me personally! She said, so enraged she did not notice the blood dripping from the Joints of her  jaw.

Back in the Fake Family Life, Eamonn was told his "Child" the one Created as a perk of his contract by Sabaru who as a Mara, Could manifest Dreams into Reality Provided, while Weaving herself into the Narrative of Wife/Mother/Manager. On a Bed the Small girl had come down with a fever, A punishment for Eamonn disobeying the Contract, Soon The Narative will Make will make him Fight a Demon by himself for a phony "Cure" While in reality it was a win-win-win: A demon who could Spill the secrets Dies, a Disrespectful Employee Dies, Or Both.

Mara was Holding Child.exe's Hand, Playing the Part crying when looked at. The program Coughing precisely every 20 seconds. Eamonn Looked on as the Bio-drones Scared that they will be next, told Eamonn that the only Cure was to Kill A fierce Beast...But then Joe-Jack Turned Up.

HOWAREYA DERE SUBARU? HOW'S YA AIRBAGS?

-I AM DONE CORRECTING YOU, FOOL! CAN'T YA SEE MY DAUGHTER IS IN PAIN?

-Oh Riote, Riote! Ya Daughtah! Ya Noh If there is a Schmall chans ya Chiseller iz Dyin', Why Don't we have a Wake Rioght Now?

-HOW DARE YOU....

-Tell me Eamonn... When woz she Born?

-Well, You see, she was....errm....

-How old is she?

Erm.....

-What's her Favourite Food?

-!.....!....wHAT( How Don't know? Why Don't I.....)

-HEY EAMONN!

 WOT IZ HER NAME?

.......arrrrrrggggggh! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGH 

Eamonn Clutched his Head as he dropped to his Knees, His head Pounding. Sabaru went to her Victim and Picked him Up and Kissed him on the lips, She turned and Pointed a Finger at Joe-Jack.

"HOW DARE YOU? MY DAUGHTER IS SUFFERING! AND YOU COME AND DO THAT TO THE FATHER OF MY CHILD"

-We Know yer Game, Hostrich Did one of his Scan tings fer Souls and tole me we Moight as be floating in Space dan standin' on a Fake Planet?

"Ostrich Told You" So he's Alive?

He's Possessin' my Body right Now and Wishes I possessed your Big Mouth Sooner!

So...You lied to get here?

Only because She has being Lyin t'you first. All da demons she has you Seal Between Worlds? she needs em for Summit! an' it has Summit to do with Da Academy on Earf!

You Lied to me!  What is this? You dismissed Your Duties On Earth Because I am not there all the Time? The Universe is Bigger than your needs. I Am Sick of Paltry little Deeds. I Was treated more like A Cosmic Custodian, Fixing the Problem as soon as it got out of hand without due Respect. Earth is part of a Bigger Franchise now. Let anyone else Deal with It! Earth has 7 Billion Terrans.

LET ONE OF THEM STEP UP!

(And with that Joe-Jack and SatanicOstrich Split into 2 beings. The Train to Hell was Summoned by Joe-Jack's Ticket to Hell and they Left) On Cue the Child got Better. Eamonn Wondered Why he Could Not Remember the Child's Name, Sabaru's Soft Manipulating Voice Convinced him it was Stress. But she Smiles Deep in her Vile Soul.

She had Won.

And Soon She will She will Takeover

THE END....for now!

Join Me Over At BoggerBoxoffice Tomorrow for part One Of Ready Or Not, As part of the Continuation of this Story as part of the final Storyline of the Sabotage By Sleep Arc, It all ends with THE DECAY OF A DREAM!

As for this Blog it's Normal Services resuming Shortly, Join me here for Results of Hell in a Cell the First Monday of June! 

TICKET TO HELL THE STORYLINE: CHAPTER 4: The Ruse

 Sabaru didn't want to have a second Human on her planet.

But when news spread that Joe-Jack killed SatanicOstrich with a bullet made from Contrivium, an alloy that does not follow the laws of Reality, gifted by those All knowing Bastards the Cosmic Entities. She needed to acquire the powers for herself.

And that was the plan!

There is no such Weapon! Nothing exists to kill a world's designated Satan. A Satan is noble cause, if from world to world they differ from Greater Good Antihero to played straight as Pure Evil.

SatanicOstrich simply used an illusion to create a body to take the blow. And for it's next trick, how about possessing Joe-Jack body without taking away his Autonomy. (Though it may increase his intelligence) he left Mammie in front of the television with all her food and amenities at hand, til he returned, if he was, or if the Elderly woman would notice.

A week passed and a shuttlecraft descended into earth's airspace. A door opened and a  ramp slide out, the ship was completely automated an contained... things, living things that the windowless shuttle with not light source could not, make out what they were but weren't human, but were still in their seats. As he sat down, he realized why, as a stabbing pinch was felt in his neck, and felling of Numbness took over. To make his panic worse. A Robotic Voice without any warmth to it spoke.

ATTENTION:

DUE TO PROTOCOL ON LONG DISTANCE TRAVEL, WE ARE NOW IMPLEMENTING MANDATORY CYROGENIC HOMEOSTASIS. THE LIQUID NITROGEN PROCESS WILL BEGIN IN 5 SECONDS.

Feeling his body losing its grip on reality, his mind darted to memories of Eighties Lad, Edwin, Rage...ok before he was turned into Rage! How his existence as a The teams Temporal Fish out of Water! How once Edwin was just a tourist who couldn't make up his mind what Ice-cream to buy, so to get his own frozen treat, he threw the American tourist in the freezer out of annoyance. What he didn't know, was he would be frozen alive for 4 decades. Know he felt what he felt, the terror, walls closing in, not knowing the next time you open your eyes, you'll see you loved ones, or at least, the love ones you have left!

And soon Silence.

ATTENTION SIGNEES.

WE HAVE REACHED PLANET HARMONIS. 

THE ANTIDOTE TO THE SEDATIVE WILL BE ADMINISTERED SHORTLY.

"H-hey! Y-You a human, R-right?

-HUH? WHO'S TALKIN? WHERE DA FUQ AM I?

Joe-jack's Eyes adjusted to the bright lights of the ship, In front of him was a girl. Or at least a young teenage female, Something! If anything it looked like a humanoid Deer with a fringed Brunette Bowl Cut that Ended with a Braid tied with Beads and Seashells, She wore a Sports Bra Top with an Opened Demin Jacket with Native American Etchings on the Back. Under her slightly Paunchy Belly a Skintone of a different shade of Brown (had she disguised herself as a human, she would have Passed as Asian) , a Demin Shorts with a Dreamcatcher Hanging off a White Belt that Rested a Headdress Themed Buckle, she was Barefoot with her Feet ending in hooves. She was Holding a Bodkin full of Arrows and Joe-Jack Noticed she had Small antlers escaping from the crown of Mousey hair. Slowly his Compariots stirred from sleep also. The Airlock opened and Spider Camera Drones Scurried towards the Signees, one Drone to each.

"YOU WILL NOW BE SCANNED FOR MAGIC ENERGIES. YOU HAVE BEING SEPARATED FROM OTHER SIGNEES, DUE TO COMING FROM CULTURES AND PLANETS WITH NO ABILITIES THAT WOULD BE CONSIDERED MAGIC. NOTE THAT FAILING THE SCAN WILL LEAD TO DISMISSAL AND THAT PLANET LOSING LEAGUE FUNDING!

"OH Shit" Joe-Jack thought

"WE ARE REALLY FUCKED IF YOU REALIZE WHAT'S GOING ON!"

And sure enough Joe-Jack failed the Scan. But....

SPECIAL EXCEPTION PROTOCOL APPROVED! FAILURE OF TEST BY HUMAN SUBJECT MATCHES PARAMETERS OF CONTRIVIUM! ACCESS GRANTED. 

Breathing a Sigh of Relief, the Group ventured to a large market Place where The Harmonians played Music and cheered as Sabaru greeted her new Signees. on each side, the Dog Drones recorded the procession.

"It is with great thankfulness that the world is blessed with more Heroes that will spread our message of Hope throughout the universe! Ever since the Heavenscar, we convinced on our separate worlds, that we were all alone, But took, Ironically enough the Multiverse to break, to bring us Together, to unite the every sentient lifeform on this Universe that came before others, Our Universe-1! But that is not so say the universe is not fractured, I MYSELF AM A REFUGEE from a Universe breed of segregation and Cruelty. And other Universes bleed into ours just as Cruel.

Thankfully, Human, Elf, Orc, Demon, Vampire, Lycan and as one of your Very own, Our First Harmonian, Young Peryton of the Deer-like! are her with our other heroes to Spread the light of hope over the Horizon!"

the Crowd cheered and a few Natives Put flower Crowns on the new Arrivals. Sabaru quickly vanished.

"Shit! where did she go!" Said Joe-jack in annoyance as he turned to see the teenaged deer-girl ooking at him pleadingly.

"H-hey! y-you didn't a-a-answer my question, Y-YOU'RE A HUMAN? R-RIGHT?"

-AND WHAT IS IT TO YA?

I want to show you my parents florists....

....I'm sure it's Noice but i Just got dese flowers fer free so i ain't gonna flowers no matta 'ow cheap dey iz?

I won't take no for a answer! She said, her shutter disappearing with an mean attitude

....FINE!

They went to a quaint little Flowershop. But Joe-Jack knew something was up when Peryton knocked on the back door, a Gorilla Humanoid came out and towered over the Them Both.

"Did you come a flower Delivery?"

"Only If They are Grown in Native Soil"

"COME IN"

Joe-jack was brought in a back room filled with Weapons and Strategic Maps, and More alarmingly, blackboard with gambit's to kill Eamonn.

Welcome, Human... Said Peryton with confidence. "To the Resistance!"

Ticket to Heaven: the Storyline: chapter 3: Contrivium

 "Oi have a weapon be da godz, dat can kill Divils!"

When Joe-Jack said that bold claim, Saburu in her hidden sanctum, did not care, after all, she had heard many a hero make boastful claims, Ancestral Weapon this, Bloodline of Heroes that! But for this lowly mass-murdering illiterate, to claim that he has a weapon that kill Evil Incarnate, well, if she could have popcorn at hand to see Beelzebub rip the Human a new one, she would!

he held up a bullet to the Dog-drone's camera/muzzle, It was a Cartridge dipped in gold paint, it looked Ridiculous, shining in the paltry Irish Sunlight! 

However SatanicOstritch looked...Frightened? The Mara had never seen her former Boss frightened of anything, because in the past other things that would have destroyed him were really more formidable than this Bullet.

IS THAT....CONTRIVIUM?

The Ting that the Cosmic Entities mak' dem dices from? Da one Ting you shit ya pantiez ova? I HAVE IT! DA POWAH TO REWRITE DA UNIVERSE, ALL IN DIS BULLET!?

YOU WOULDN'...

BANG!

Satan's Head was gone, not Exploded from the impact, but erased, and his body soon followed, like the world just Right Clicked his whole existence and pressed Cut.

Sabaru couldn't believe it. Contrivium, actual Fucking Contrivium, From those High and Mighty Entities and they give it to HIM to do THAT! To essentially one of their own, She needed that Power! she wanted to stick it to them, even more than having her own Game with the lives of Men. To have the power of Contrivium, mixed with her Dream and Nightmare Manipulation, Oh what Realities she could make, what Sensations she could Produce. What Terrors she can make flesh! She needed Joe-JACK to Join the League, Now!

Joe-jack stood still, as one eye glowed red to show Ostrich was still Possessing him, the Form they "Killed" Merely a Construct.

Tink she fell fer it?

Absolutely! Sabaru's Hatred for The Entities makes her Predictable, she would salivated at the chance to one up them! She will send a Jump Ship here in the next six days!

Roight, So all we can do, is Wait! 

And that's Chapter 3 Sorry if it is Shorter than last time, It's because that the 3 Code Lyoko review episodes of on boggerboxoffice Tomorrow and the following 2 Week will in fact be the LAST EPISODES, EVER! So while this will was Short the Remaining 4 chapters of the Storyline will be a lot Longer!

See you tomorrow over on Boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie for the Reviews of Code Lyoko's Episodes 88 TO 90!

PEACE!

Eamonn 

AKA 

ENLI

X!

Ticket to Heaven: The Storyline: Part 2 The Playfight

 And so began the plan to ensure Joe-jack was on the next Ship to Harmonis. And to do that, it was decided that Joe-Jack had to "kill"  SatanicOstrich. They knew Sabaru, would never allow anyone from Earth on Joe-jack's merit alone to join her League of Heroes, so they had to do something on video to persuade the board, The Mara headed. Afterall, Joe-Jack was stupid, but he figured out that Sabaru ran the Galactic G-Men as a sports Team. The fights were match fixtures, the heroes the players and this fake life Eamonn was living with his "Children", well, Ostrich was shtum to tell the truth. After all, the Devil and all that!

So Joe-Jack had killed many before, ( see The Culchie Christmas Carol on Boggerboxoffice for more info.) The Zombies that haunt his house, a former Bed and Breakfast, all former tourists who unwittingly stayed after the first murder by his father. his wife, Joe-Jack's Mammie, cheated on her husband with a guest. She didn't know who, only that he was Foreign. That led to Padraig on a spree hat had led to innumerable deaths. A skill, a legacy he inherited, before somehow, for reasons, only making sense in his twisted honour system, ending up with Eamonn, then Eighties Lad Turned up, and then the adventures, the fights against Hell, the Fights to SAVE Hell, the time he was wrongly convicted of a child murder and Eamonn saved him

"So, Oi guessh dis time it's even, so it is!" He mumbled as he loaded his sawn off shotgun and cocked it.

He past his mother's room, and was tempted to say Goodbye, but he doubted that she would understand In her condition. Play fight or not. Whatever happened next, will be real.

Or not....as he arrived Ostrich had made it's arrival.

Or should I say, Entrance.

He had turned a manhole cover in the middle of Butt-Craic into Doom Fucking Mountain and made an Entrance that looked like a Music Number as it in all it's unnerving glory, stood in a one Shoulder Dress with a corsage and kinky boots.

Oh Joe-Jack here you are, to Greet me on my Coming out Party, my Darling!

(Jaysus, Oi thought oi tole 'im to tone it down, or People would get suspicious!)

Hey, you! Come down here, and face justice for your crimes, You Fiend!

"Fiend? That's the best you can do? I'm the lord of darkness, Bitch! I'll do things to that you will never think of, and get my Rocks off from it! And you want to kill me? You? You are not exactly on the Supply end of Virtue, you human Maggot-pie!

Yeah well, er....You....?.....FUCK YOU!

(He's calm down and sticking to the plan, that's good, if I just teleported, Saburu will just be suspicious of my lack of artistic flair.)

On cue it sensed it, one of The Mara's Camera Bio-Drones, this one not a Spider, but a dog shaped Cyborg that looked like it was once a Doberman, but stitched together with Camera parts and bionic Legs. It's muzzle stitched under a face that was stuck with blackened eyes filled with terror covered was replaced with a camcorder, which extended and retracted it's Scope every few minutes,

Well, that is the most Fucked up thing I've ever seen!

(But it mean she sent a drone meant for documenting, high paced, Quick moving action.)

Let's not disappoint our captive audience, you Second Banana, maybe I'll end you by peeling your skin and eat your insides!

And so the fight happened, in convincing fashion, a lot of  timed moves, dodged spells hitting their marks, it looked like Satan was winning the fight until Joe-Jack said the line that would ensure Sabaru got the message.

"I have a weapon made, by da Gawds, t"kill Divils!"

AND WE END ON A CLIFFHANGER, OH THE SUPSENSE OF IT ALL, JOIN US ON MONDAY FOR THE 3RD CHAPTER AND SEE IF SABURA FALLS FOR OR CALLS JOE-JACK'S BLUFF!