Monday, August 31, 2026

MLW FUSION EPISODE 210-BRICKING IT!

List of Champions-No Changes and one at time of Filming 

World's: Killer Kross 

Openweight: Austin Aries 

Middleweight: Templario (yet to be confirmed on screen)

Southern Crown: "Trevor Lee"

Tag: The Good Brothers Doc Gallows and Karl Anderson 

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

Filmed in Chattanooga, Tennessee back in May.

Welcome to a Shrinkflated Episode of MLW Fusion. As this week is the shortest one yet! Standing at a tiddly 38 minutes!

Jazzy Yang vs Shotzi Blackhart for the title. We were supposed to get also get Corrine Joy vs Lady Frost this week too, but maybe this 38 minute show was just too packed already(!) So Corrine will play the role of Second to Yang. The jury is still out til next week if Corrine just a E-Wh**e who wants an acting career via Wrestling, but Jazzy is a work. She may do all the Gen-Alpha Virtual H**ker crap, but it's a Gimmick. She works a lot like her father, Jimmy Yang, who has inherited his blend of Martial Arts and Lucha Hi-Flying from. She also inherited his ability to make her opponent look good, this was a match that went back and forth and though prerecorded 4 months ago, I thought Shotzi could have lost any time. After the Title Defence, Shotzi raised Jazzy's hand and took selfies with Corrine Joy's phone, which a minute ago was nearly used as Knux, and that brings out Lady Frost to stare at her Opponent next week.

Brick Savage Promo, with Samael doing all the talking

A Video Package with CGI diamonds with Legally Distinct Diamonds are Forever being played, this is either the return of Richard Holiday who used that as his entrance, or Perish the Thought, Tessa Blanchard.

Backstage: The Good Brothers and CJ Gallows leave the arena for their 3 week tour of Japan.  This blasé attitude angers the Glasgow Boys who demand Promo time after seeing the tag Champions Duck them for 21 days.

Flip Sequoia vs Brick Savage. Squash by A man who may never shake being a "Food at Home," Bronson Reed. Fireball after the match to a fake fat "Medic". I knew it was one of the Jobbers, because if I saw a medical doctor that Fat, I would question his credentials. All I'm saying is if he walked up to someone having breathlessness and Heart problems, my response would be "Speaking From Experience?"

Backstage The Skyscrapers are helping Dyer prepare for his match. Josh Bishop lashes out, being the young upstart in the group

The Opera Cup Begins in 2 weeks, Possibly at Fightland. No reveals apart from Matt Riddle. 

Main event: Matt Riddle vs Bishop Dyer. Since this was May, and Barren Boredom would return to the Evil Empire a month later, I wanted to say he just phoned it in-Except That is how he wrestles. No flair, no flash, just Plodding Tectonic Pace. After an Age, #NOMEANSNOBRO Hits the R-K-BRO! To Dyer. this brings out Dijak, which Brings out Kross, which brings out the Other Bishop! Kross takes a Chokeslam and gets on the mic, Next week (Fortnight?) it'll be Kross vs Josh Bishop for the World's Title-NO HOLDS BARRED!

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