THE 399TH POST: ROYAL RUMBLE 2019 PREDICTIONS!

I'm back!

And trust me, Not allowing myself to post anything for 3 months has being the hardest thing to do, But Monday i will have my 400th post, So lets get down to business!

(ALL MATCHES ARE IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE!)

BESTEST BELT IN THE UNIVERSE!
BIG BEEFY BROCK LESNER(c) VS A LEPRECHAUN 
To keep it Brief, I Hope Finn wins, but Vince's exclamation of "there's a lot of Beef here!" means NEW ERA ME HOLE! If Finn doesn't win, Vince has practically giftwrapped Balor and left him on AEW'S

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
THE NEW DANIEL BRYAN (c) VS AJ STYLES
I SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE!
That Daniel Bryan will never be seen as a Heel, But the Over-eager Vegan is getting over! I feel Styles may be cheated out of the belt, but Who should it be? Andrade I think!
Money on: Daniel Bryan

WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
RONDA ROUSEY (C) VS SASHA BANKS
If it doesn't end with Sasha turning heel or Bayley turning heel, LIKE IT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED! Why Should I FECKING CARE?

WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BECKY LYNCH(C) VS ASUKA
This is one match i am looking forward to more than the rumble matches themselves, though Charlotte may be an x-factor!
Money on: dq finish!

THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION BOBBY LASHLEY (LASHLEY! LASHLEY! LASHLEY!) WILL COMPETE IN THE REAL MAIN EVENT THE MALE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH!

20 names Confirmed!

• Intercontinental Championship Bobby Lashley
• R-Truth(who won the number 30 spot on the Mixed match Challenge!)
• Big E
• Xavier woods
• Kofi Kingston
• Drew Macintytre
• Seth Rollins
• Dean Ambrose
• Elias
• John Cena (Though Ankle Injury has Thrown it up in the air, maybe an angle will happen where he is replaced)
• Baron Corbin
• JIN AND JUICE MAHAL
• Apollo Crews
• Andrade
• Mustafa Ali
• Rey Mysterio
• Titus O'Neill
• Samoa Joe
• Randy Orton

Surprise Entrants

• Bray Wyatt
• Dolph Ziggler
• Otis
• Chad Gable
• Bobby Roode
• EC3
• Velveteen Dream
• A legend
• Aleister Black
• someone doing double duty

MacIntyre has being on fire for the last 6 months on raw and Andrade has being putting on 4 to 5 star matches every single week! Mustafa Ali may be the Iron Man of the rumble so will Crews, i Will be shocked and Delighted if Apollo gets the w!
MONEY ON: MACINTYRE, ALI, CREWS OR ANDRADE!

US CHAMPIONSHIP ON PRESHOW BECAUSE AMERICANS DON'T TO WATCH FOREIGNERS, PAL!
RUSEV(C) VS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
...

THE FACE YOU MAKE, WHEN A TITLE MATCH IS ON A PRESHOW, DESPITE BEING OVER, AND YOUR TAPE-WORM OF A WIFE GET'S ON THE MAIN SHOW!

MONEY ON: RUSEV!

THE SMACKTEAM TAGDOWN CHAMPIONSHIP

THE BAR(c) VS GOBSHITE FROM MTV AND COOL DAD, THE BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD!

They are going to make Miz and Shane win the belts use them as props to cause a feud into Wrestlemania, aren't they?

MONEY ON: MIZ AND COOL DAD!

NEW ERA MY HOLE! LITTLE MAN TITLE ON PRESHOW BECAUSE VINCE LOVES BIG BEEFY MEN!

BUDDY MURPHY (C) VS KALISTO VS AKIRA TOZAWA VS HIDEO ITAMI!

I think Kendrick will cost Kalisto the title as Akira and Itami cancel each other out!

MONEY ON: Murphy!

WOMEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE

I Could list who's confirmed but we all know it's the whole roster in this match, Instead I will list surprise Entrances instead

• Because It's Arizona, one, if not both of the Bella Skanks will appear
• It was teased by Julie Youngberg the seamstress in wwe, that she was making new ring gear for some "Besties", Meaning some returns from last year will happen to make up the numbers
• Stephanie, because of course Lady-Balls has to get in on Shane's Abuse Of Power!

MONEY ON: CHARLOTTE! IT'S CHARLOTTE! YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT! CHARLOTTE VS RONDA AT WRESTLEMANIA!

Well that's it!

MONDAY! will see the first ppv of 2019 (THAT WAS SHOWN ON TIME, FUCK YOU IMPACT!)

I hope you have fun watching Nxt Takeover if you are able to see it! The 400TH POST WILL BE SPECIAL AND I'LL SEE YOU THEN!

PEACE!

EAMONN 

AKA

ENLI!

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Winter Schedule 2018: the remaining 11 weekends of wrestling, the 400th post and more!

Hello everyone! Eamonn here with a new seasonal schedule! This year has being the busiest i have had, with 5starwrestling exploding and imploding in the start of the year, Impact giving uk fans the shaft despite having great shows at stupid airing times or NOT AIRED IN BRITAIN, AT ALL!, legal streamers finally letting me watch nxt and 205 just recently, All In being a glorious middle finger to both Senile Vince and No Cred Ed, and all the bi-monthly ppv goodness i can afford!

But as you read from the title, a milestone is almost upon us, my 400th Post!

WINTER SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS

• Tomorrow-Doritos Collisions
• Every Monday til October 1st -Wos Wrestling review
• October 8th-Super Showdown

and that's it! Any other reviews until my 400th-which will be the Royal Rumble will be allocated to my tumblr page enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com

WINTER SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE
Over on Bogger Box Office my fictional Self's life is all messed up! He is in charge of a city made of stolen Planet pieces, His arm is all cursed and is turned into a paranoid, hedonistic mess, Then comes a Terrorist Attack from a former Friend...

• October: Halloween Special: Grown Ups 2
• November: Monster High: electrified
• December: XMAS SPECIAL: My Little Pony the Movie (2017)

WHEN IS THE NEXT HISTORY OF POWER RANGERS? I MEAN, WHEN IS THE NEXT CODE LYOKO: RETURN TO THE PAST NOW?
The next batch will be January, Since the Royal Rumble is on the last Sunday of that month!

Thank you for your Continued Support. The Reviews will be few and far between considering the holiday season and me being economical with my reviews. But it will only mean that 400th will be something to remember than say wasting a milestone on a post such as this!

I will be back tomorrow with my Doritos Review, until then...

PEACE!
EAMONN
AKA
ENLI
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