Showing posts with label Street fighter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Street fighter. Show all posts

Friday, May 8, 2009

nerd battle cries

  • ALRIGHT CHUMS LETS DO THIS! LEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOY JENKINS!
  • IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALALALALAAAAA!
  • FOR GONDOR AND MIDDLE-EARTH!
  • ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAHMMIT!
  • ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE!
  • MORTAL KOMBAT!!
  • WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET ALONG?
  • ARSE! FECK! DRINK!
  • HADOKEN!

Monday, February 23, 2009

I am looking forward to the Tekken Movie this summer

A confession to you.

I love computer games

for a 90s Child the only thing to block the rise of boybands and rappers singing about how much money they have. Computer games were the most fun that was had. A trip to courtown was hell for me, A fat milk skinned (at the time) red haired red faced eejit like myself.

Unless i went to an arcade or "machines" as we called them in Ireland.

one of the games, those who know me well would tell you, i loved was street fighter.

so when street fighter the movie came out with Jean claude Van Damme and (sigh!!!!) Kylie Minogue I knew i was in trouble.
and where is the dvds being sold?

In Pound-shops nationwide right next to German Coke, 2003 revival Troll-dolls (or any toy from a Pop cartoon or it's sister channels) and Jade Goody's perfume.

Yes the film sucked noodles!!!!!!!!!!!!

but i saw screens of the film and everything looks good. the actors look the part, the costumes are correct, the story (unlike SF) is based its universe.

all i hope is the acting is not horrendous like street fighter was.

oh and p.s.
Congrats to my hero Terry Pratchett or being knighted on tuesday.
Keep on keeping on Grand Wizard.

And Keep on everybody,
THEPATHOFENLIGHTMENT,
EAMONN.