2019 spring schedule!

It's a new year and the 11th one at that!
I would never have guessed that i will be doing this blog thing for this long, and i'm thankful that you are still around for it!

I have alot planned this year, so much so, I can't tell you at this time! But I can reveal what I am doing!

SPRING SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS!

• February Or March: Icecream Review: This year marks the 30th year since The Magnum was created for the European Market! only because 5 years ago I reviewed Magnum 25!
• MARCH: This year marks the year that A wwe women's championship is either the main event or at least a marquee main event at Wrestlemania, It's being a long time coming, so I will be doing a Series Chronicling The journey of the women's Division between WM1 TO WM34! In a 4-part series, each focusing on a different Decade!
• FIGHT LIKE A GIRL! (working title) PART 1: THE 80'S: MOOLAH'S DEATH GRIP
• PART 2: THE 90'S: LOST GENERATION
• PART 3: THE 00'S: SEX SELLS! (EXCEPT TICKETS!)
• PART 4: THE 10'S: REVOLUTIONS AND EVOLUTIONS!
• APRIL: WRESTLEMANIA 35

(DUE TO POLITICAL BELIEFS I WILL NOT BE REVIEWING CROWN JEWEL 2 IN MAY! BUT I HAVE NO PROBLEMS TWEETING THE SHIT OUT OF BLOOD MONEY 2!)

FROM UP IN THE AIR...
As of right now, I have no Idea what the state of World of Sport Wrestling's tv deal is in. They just finished a glorious sell out tour of Britain this week, so I'm expecting an announcement soon. I am also expecting confirmation of AEW having a tv deal, but it would help if they had a tv show beforehand! So fair, The Young Bucks are what they were in Japan, 2 hypemen with Huge T-shirt sales!

...TO FLAT ON MY ASS!
To the surprise of absolutely noone, Impact refuses to show their ppvs live in Britain and Ireland! I never had a problem so long as they were released that week, live is great, one day later is fine, 3 days is pushing it. BUT A WEEK AFTER THE FACT IS A FUCKING JOKE! But I will Review Impact ppvs whenever they come out, but I have something special in mind if they plan to pull this bullshit for Redemption and bound for Glory!

• Sometime in April: Impact Redemption!

BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE FOR SPRING 2019
The Heavenscar storyline is going to be so big! IT WILL ENCAPSULATE MOST OF THE YEAR! IN THE MOST THRILLING FIGHT EVER, IT WILL BE THE 1ST EVER FOUR FILM GRINDHOUSE FINALE!

• February: Keith Lemon: part 1: 
• March: Keith Lemon: Part 2
• April-to summer!: 4 TICKETS TO HELL!: MILLENNIAL CREATION MYTHS!
• APRIL: POKEMON: THE RISE OF DARKRAI
• MAY: POKEMON: GIRATINA AND THE SKY WARRIOR
• JUNE: POKEMON: ARCEUS AND THE JEWEL OF LIFE!
• AUGUST: POKEMON: ZOROARK, MASTER OF ILLUSIONS

WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION JULY? ALSO WHEN IS THE NEXT CODE LYOKO RETURN TO THE PAST NOW?
To celebrate the French series, What better time than the month Bastille Day resides?

Well, that's it...that i can reveal right now!
Thank you for your support, and I can be found on Twitter at @RealEnli , that is you aren't already following me!

Tomorrow on Bogger Box Office, Keith Lemon part 1 will be up as a teaser for part 2, due to it's length!

Doritos Collisions Review

So Despite being World cup and Commonwealth Games year, Cadbury's hasn't come out with any new flavours. We still, however have a last taste test for 2018,

Last time we had Crisps with 2 flavours, now it's 2 flavoured crisps in one bag, with it's collisions line. We try each flavour separately and as is the whole idea....

Take 2 crisps of 2 flavours, and eat'em in one go!

HABERNO CHILLI AND GUACAMOLE
Package: Red and Green
Calorie Count: 645 in a 30g Serving
Habernero;Dry slow burn that will leave you coughing
Guacamole: Fragrant Crisp with nice texture. Tastes like a homemade Guac. Luxurious, creamy with a hint of tomatoes
Together: The heat of Habernero Rises to the challenge of the Alkaline Guacamole. Since Doritos are not uniform in size, One Flavour surpasses the other. Only on the rare occasions you get two same sized chips, both flavours complement each other!

HONEY GLAZED RIBS AND LEMON BLAST 
Package: Black and Yellow
Calories Count: 643 in a 30g serving
Honey Glazed Ribs: Bold ribs with Sickly sweet Honey sauce with black pepper saving me from a cavity!
Lemon Blast: If Someone's idea was to take Plain crisps and Drown them in Lemon juice, I WOULD FIRE THAT PERSON'S ASS! HOWEVER!...
Together: As stupid as a lemon juice crisp tastes and sounds, A sweet and bitter combo works. I am on my second bag as I type this!

Double Feature: Transatlantic Panic: Wos week 4 and Summerslam 2018

Part 1
Wos week 4: Mad Maxted, Fury Chode
SATURDAY!
The Match between Kay Lee Ray and Bea Priestly ended in a DQ. Or would if the THE REF remembered how run ins work! Because of interference by Viper and Ayesha, all four will have a battle royal next week.

Ospreay and Kirby, match of the night! Fast paced and a main event anywhere in the world.

Grado and Bulldog Junior qualified for the last spot in the tag tournament, after Crater decimated his partner, Robbie X.

Finally, Justin Sysum defeated Joe Hendry and Nathan Cruz, who replaced Maxted, because Maxted is Shite! WE DON'T WANT MIZ 2.0 KILLING BRITISH WRESTLING BEFORE IT EVEN RESTARTED! Sysum is an unbelievable wrestler, he finished the match with a corkscrew dropkick!

ONE DAY LATER.....

PART 2-SUMMERSLAM 2018: SHOOKLYN

On the pre-show, last month Rusev was challenging for the wwe championship, now he's carrying his tapeworm of a wife to a loss against Almas and Zelina Vega!

Cedric Alexander retained the cruiserweight championship-Noone Cared, But I would Have! and B-team Retained against Revival, No-one Cared, but i would have! Also it was so important that Vince put the little men on the preshow, because as you will see, time was precious(!)

Also Joe told Renee, congratulations on being part of a "2 income relationship" again!


We are off to a good start on the main show, with IC champion Dolph Ziggler vs Seth Rollins. That Inverted Suplex into the Falcon Arrow, that will be every video for 2018 in wrestling Highlights til the end of time! Rollins is your new champion!

The Bludgeons attacked New day with...and nearly broke!....their papier mache Hammers for a DQ!

Braun bet Kevin Owens in a minute....Because Vince hates Fat men!

Charlotte bet Becky Lynch and Carmella to become the women's champion! Afterwards, Becky turned Heel on Charlotte...OR AT LEAST THAT WAS THE PLAN! Crowd wasn't to happy that Charlotte was added to this match that Becky worked so hard for! and boy howdy they popped when Becky clocked Charlotte!....VINCE IS GOING TO MAKE HER INTO THIS TO STOP PEOPLE CHEERING FOR HER, RIGHT?


The WWE Championship match was so slow and badly paced! and for added bad taste, Aj's wive and daughter were at ringside! Joe got disqualified after saying some shit to Aj's wife!

AND IT DIDN'T STOP THERE!
I had Miz Winning this match, but i was kid of hoping, with the emotion, with the bile, with 8 years of resentment....You would have done better than that! THIS WAS YOUR CHANCE TO PROVE ME WRONG ABOUT THE MIZ! YOU COULD HAVE HAD HIM WIN CLEANLY BY MAKING BRYAN TAP, BUT INSTEAD  MIZ WAS WANT HE ALWAYS IS, A CHEATING TALENTLESS BASTARD WHO CHEATS TO HIDE HIS LACK OF SKILL! YOU HAD THIS MATCH TO PROVE HE WAS AT EQUAL PEGGING TO BRYAN IN TERMS OF SKILL, AT THIS TIME AND WHAT DID YOU DO?

"YOU BLEW IT!"

The demon king Balor bet Baron Corbin in less than 2 minutes. Remember it was important that the tag belt and cruiserweight belts was on the pre-show, because who would wants to pay to see matches with short people?

Jeff hardy was so Focused when got his face kicked in by Nakamura!

Speaking of less that 3 minutes, that's how long it took Ronda Rousey to win her 1st gold in wwe! This brings out Nattie, who was wearing the ring coat her late father wore when he won the tag titles at the 1990 summerslam and her Bella Skanks, with the Rumour Nikki Bella-skank will face Ronda at Evolution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08i9kvCJvJ0

And Finally, after 3 years! Raw has a day to day champion! Blowman Lames is now universal champion. Braun came out to tease a cash-in, but Brock took Braun out and threw the case up the entrance ramp! The distraction means Roman is your Champion, but for how long?

Well that's it!
Next week on WOS, WE will have 2 tag team tournament semi-finals and a 4 way, over the top rope battle royal for the Women's championship!

See you next week!

WWE Money in the bank 2018 predictions

Hello, Eamonn here again. Sorry if it seems like it's being a while, Because it really is! I'm waiting for World of Sport to arrive, which may now be after the World Cup. Impact is aggressively pushing it's app! (#FUCKTHATAPP!) Instead of televising impact at a decent enough time! So until then, I am only focusing on the shows that matter! Unfortunately, The way wwe is showing it's product has being baffling, cringeworthy and embarrassing!

(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING ORDER OF IMPORTANCE!)

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
AJ STYLES (c) VS NAKAMURA
As great as the feud as being, we all know if you break out the gimmick match it means the rivalry ends with this being the final chapter.
MONEY ON: SHINSUKE!

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
SETH ROLLINS (C) VS ELIAS
The only thing holding together Raw is the IC championship. With Raw's champion using the Uninversal belt as a beer-coaster in some hunting Lodge in Minnesota, and The current Ic champion not fucking off to make dvd movies, Seth Rollins is doing what Miz SHOULD have done...become the locker room leader in Brock's Absense, ok so Miz was that too,...EVENTUALLY! But still fucking off to hollywood with both belts not contested left a bad taste that will never wash away! As of right now the Midcard on Raw could not be stronger. Elias is so over it's like he was a different man from nxt! This match may steal the show!
MONEY ON: ROLLINS (CLEANLY OR BY DQ!)

WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP!
NIA JAX (C) VS RONDA ROUSEY
How stilted was Ronda's promo this week on raw, my fucking Goodness! Also who is the face and who is the heel?
MONEY ON: YOU HAD YEARS TO MAKE NIA LOOK LIKE A POWERHOUSE, SO WHY START NOW? RONDA ROUSEY, EASY!

WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP!
CARMELLA (C) VS ASUKA 

EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF CARMELLA LEARNING HOW TO RUN THE ROPES!

WINNER: ASUKA...BY DQ! BECAUSE WE NEED TO EXTEND THE MISERY FURTHER!

PRE SHOW... THOUGHT WERE GETTING RID OF THEM BECAUSE THE PPVS ARE ALL 5HOURS LONG!

WWE SMACKDOWN TAG CHAMPIONSHIP

THE BLUDGEON BROTHERS VS THE CLUB WITHOUT BULLETS!

No thought or effort went in here so WHO CARES?

DUAL BRANDED MALE MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH FOR A CONTRACT FOR A TITLE SHOT ON WINNER'S BRAND CHAMPION

BALOR VS ROODE VS STROWMAN VS OWENS VS MIZ VS SAMOA JOE VS RUSEV VS TBA (KINGSTON/WOODS/BIG E!)

If I was in WWE creative, I would make someone from Raw win the money in the bank so that way we have an out to when Brock gets bored of his shiny-shiny, and drops it to BLOW-MAN! We have someone to look forward to rebuild raw! But that won't happen! It won't be Owens because, Vince is harping on about Owens' Weight. 

THAT'S RIGHT, THE MAN WHO HAS BEING SHOVING ROMAN DOWN OUR THROATS, IS ALSO TELLING OWENS WHAT TO SHOVE DOWN HIS!

MONEY ON: FANTASY BOOKING SIGHTS ARE GIVING THE 2-1 ODDS TO....

GOBSHITE FROM MTV, WITH A TITLE REIGN NEXT YEAR!

....

BUT WHAT'S THAT? CREATIVE ARE PLANNING TO RELIGHT THE MIZ/ BRYAN FEUD AFTER MITB?

DUAL BRANDED FEMALE MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH FOR THE CONTACT FOR A TITLE SHOT ON WINNER'S FEMALE BRAND CHAMPION!

CHARLOTTE VS BECKY VS EMBER VS ALEXA VS NATTIE VS NAOMI VS SASHA VS...THE TAPEWORM?

Well, shit! looks like Lana is gonna die in a ladder match!

Money on: Becky and Charlotte will turn on each other, and becky will turn heel, Sasha will be screwed by Bayley (PROVIDED IF CREATIVE DO SOMETHING WITH THIS STUPID FEUD!)

Leaving a short-list of Alexa, Ember, but Nattie turning on Ronda? You can throw that ball and run with it!

DANIEL BRYAN VS BIG FASCIST!

"Educated", yet you support the Cunt With Red Combover! Sad!

Money on: Daniel Bryan!

RO

MAN

 REIGNS VS JINDER MAHAL!

IF THIS GUY'S NAME SPRINGS UP DURING TAKING ABOUT THIS SHITTY MATCH, IMAGINE HOW LOUD IT WILL BE ON SUNDAY, SPEAKING OF SHITTY MATCHES!

TRUMP SUPPORTING FORMER SOLDIER TO FIGHT WELL LIKED MUSLIM MAN FOR NO REASON, NEWS AT 11!

No really, what is this match?

Is it Political?

Is it a really bad litmus test on where Bobby is booed and cheered?

Is Vince just trying to make Sami Leave wwe?

JUST WHAT IS THIS?

MONEY ON: BOBBY LASHLEY...AND HE WILL BE BOOED OUT OF THE BUILDING!

So that's it!

I'm going to have a cry in the shower, now!

Don't expect this results post on Monday to Sugarplums and Rainbows!

You can follow my Despondent Irish Ass on twitter @RealEnli. But until Monday,

PEACE!

EAMONN 

AKA

ENLI!

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