LAST WEEK'S ELIMINATION CHAMBER: A PROTEST TO WHY THE WWE NETWORK SHOULD BE ON SKY SPORTS SUBSCRIPTION!

It would nice if people cared a bit more.
It would have being nice that this ppv were on sky box office last week so i can ignore this and save my money for Money in the bank next week!

It would have being nice if sky actually negotiated a bit better to have this match shown for free live last week!

And it sure as hell would be nice if i didn't have to consider ditching out €44 at least for the worst boardband in Europe, just to watch NXT Without it being edited!

But this blog is more of a record of what happened during the ppv-I Considered not doing this only for John Ritland to remind me that if i'm enough dedicated to do tna show results for people who have to wait 3 days, i can surely do a results post for people who have to wait a week!

So for Prosperity and nothing else, this is my results of Elimination Chamber, which was edited for commercial showing!

ELIMINATION CHAMBER TORNADO TAG MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
PRIME TIME PLAYERS (TITUS O'NEILL/DARREN YOUNG) VS LOS LATINOS STEREOTYPICOS (JOBBERCO UNO/JOBBERCO DOS/MINI MANTAUR) VS TYSON KIDD AND CESERO VS POO DAY! (BUCKWHEAT WOODS/ KOFI STINKSTON/ TIT E) VS

• ENTRANT 1: THE LEGION OF DERP! (VIKTOR/KONNOR) VS
• ENTRANT 2: LUCHA DRAGONS (SIN CARA/ CALISTO)

It's big slug out, to start with  the Askenkion drop bombs on the luchas. speaking of which-Kalisto climbed the POO-DAY!'s pod and got crotched straight the chainmesh! for just mustering a huge drop from the roof, Calisto was injured and made inactive  most of the match
ENTRANT 3: CESARO/KIDD
Huge uppercut by cesaro, nice german by kidd to follow up! They seem to be building the European uppercut, as the BRASS RING BOY'S CLUB hit a 3d with Cesero's uppercut. But kidd turns into a Dominator by Konnor-the Ascension are real dark horses in this match!
ENTRANTS 4: EL JOBBERCOS Y MINI MANTAUR!
HUGE CROSSBODY BY CALISTO! TAKES OUT EVERYONE!
But the Legion Of Derp regain their composure! FALL OF MAN!
EL JOBBERCOS ARE ELIMINATED!
Back from the break The Derpers do it again! FALL OF MAN!
THE LUCHA DRAGONS ARE ELIMINATED!
ENTRANT 5: THE PRIME TIME PLAYERS
BIG BOOT BY TITUS ON KONNER! BLACK CENA HAS VIKTOR! GUT CHECK!
THE LEGION OF DERP ARE ELIMINATED!
Neck breaker by Kidd, Big boot by Titus, causing a legit injury for kidd later.
ENTRANT 6: POO DAY!
Oh so the Champions that contain Kofi Kingston gets in fresh, i wonder wHHHo Kofi is so chummy to  get that treatment? Sure enough...
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPIONS: THE POO DAY!
(To the tune of I LOVE MANNIKIN TUESDAY!
MIDDLE FINGERS GOING UP/ FOR THE NEW DAY!/ COS THIS GIMMICK SUCKS/ CALLED THE NEW DAY!/WE'VE HAD ENOUGH/ OF THE NEWDAY!/ COS THIS GIMMICK SUCKS/CALLED THE NEW DAY!

MIDDLE FINGERS GOING UP!

CHAMPION VS CHAMPION
FIGHTOWENSFIGHT VS BURYCENABURY
Headlock by owens, to start off-into shoulder barge by cena. Bulldog by cena, Owens up, Hard Clothesline in the corner that Cena No sells by not setting up Owens' Cannonball, DDT counters Cena's FU, Schoolboy by cena-WHO PAYS FOR IT! OWENS MUST HATE ROLLUPS AS MUCH I DO! Big meaty mounted punches by the Canadian, Emerald Fusion, cannonball But NEVER MIND THAT SHIT! HE COMES THE FOUR MOVES OF DOOM, But owens hits his finisher the Pump-up Powerbomb...1, 2-
NO SELL POWERS! ACTIVATE!
What's Owen's got left? woah what a moonsault! AA gets two, Superkick-no man Owens size should be doing these things!-Sunmission That's Fucking Useless Connects, but Owens with a FU Of his own. Tornado ddt by cena, setting up for the Super Fame-Asser gets 2-Package bomb by Owens! Cena with the springboard stunner- Senton by owens after a Super F.U! Pump-up Powerbomb again and this MOTY Candidate is in the history books!
WINNER: OWENS!

Back from the break and we hear neville's music (i suppose he won against BLOW DUMBASS? Match was edited out!) Hunt-uh tells Dean that BLOW-MAN is banned from ringside!

You thought that after an entertaining match for the tag belts, that the more important ic belt will follow suit? WRONG! YOU ARE WRONG!
Rusev injured, instead of replacing him with Bray Wyatt, they replaced him with Mark Hungry, just to please the crowd here in Texas! and i can see why, They put the belt on Ryback! who was beating from piller to post last month at payback! they did it to not make the champ look weak! anyway, congrats to ryback! i wonder if he tweeted anything after his win?

Ok. so the wwe title match ended with a Dusty Finish-haven't seen one in a while-just don't over do it ,okay?

Well, that's it!
join me on Tuesday where i will have my smackdown spoilers thus the final card for Sunday's Money in the bank! if you liked this please look at all my work and if you like, follow me on twitter @RealEnli

Summer schedule update

I Have the announcement of the next films that will be reviewed this summer at bogger box office, but first, this!

NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS
As I Alluded to on my Twitter account yesterday, I accidentally booked a dentist appointment the day after Night of Champions. now, I Have reviewed non-stop for 300+ for 7 years, I once reviewed for 6 hours straight for the Caffeinated Coup! but when it starts to effect my health, I have to make choices, I hadn't had a health check-up since last year, So an appointment had to be made. I realised  my mistake too late. Night of Champions is still on, but Results will be posted On Tuesday the 16th of june.

THE NEXT 3 FILMS FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE
On a happier note, i'm pleased to induct these into the annulls paving the way to the 100th episode

• August-The Invention of Lying
• September-Michael Jackson: This Is It
• November-Balls of Fury!

You've noticed that I've omitted October-or Pratchettober- But that's an announcement for another time!

Thanks for all the support, considering BBO Has broke 8K OF PAGEVIEWS!
Eamonn.

IMPACT WRESTLING PRESENTS: TNA: XTRAZAGANZA 2015: GOOD LUCK, BILLY CORGAN, YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING NEED IT!

Well it was either this, or Payback. I've said before that doing 2 ppvs that are days between each other is an awful strain on my health. Plus this one was aired for free!

All matches was contain cruiser-weight wrestlers, and all but the knockouts match and the Aries/Hardy "dream Match" where qualifiers to the Main Event-the Ultimate X Match.

1st Qualifier was the Man who Would Be King Sonjay Dutt, A man who must be sick of hearing the commentary team remind the world he has being here since day one and never 1 the big one-here he fought against the half-hearted and Half-assed Tigre Uno. We don't know who we will get-the dazzling Aerialist or the sloppy armdrag guy. Guess who we got! Sonjay was acting a little off-kilter the whole match, and it cost him, Tigre Uno qualifies!

Second Qualifier and we all know we love to hear Josh Matthews and Jeremy Borash talk about comics, but there was also a match going on with 2 unsigned wrestlers guys. Pepper "the Body" Parks-a gym rat gimmick versus Jay Rios-who used to dress like a hairdresser and recently was repackaged as a luchadore-making him reverse Callisto!, put on a show, in a losing effort against Kenny King, No thanks to the commentary!

After making the time by showing a completly unnecessary, match from last years Slammerversary in it's entirety-It was time for qualifier 3 JOCK STRAP VS FAT TERMINATOR! "Fat Terminator" being John "MR 450" Urunash, a guy with a dragonball z scanner on his head during his ring walk, Seemingly Jock-Strap Face power level was "OVER 9000!" And Manik Qualifies!

 third match was a mess! between crazy Steve honking his horn and Josh Matthews taking about his lunch, my head was not into calling this match. Crazy Steve won this match that was barely called. LESS THAN AVERAGE MUTA AND Johnathan Cruz (Yeah, Me Neither!) ALSO RAN!

Next was Mockstar Dud vs Dalton Castle, who with his robes, round face, pencil moustache, brunette mullet and girls dressed as Egyptian Priestesses, looked more like Jack Black dressed as a Vegas Magician, What followed was a comedy match where Spud questioned Dalton's Sexuality because of the way he dressed! It wore thin quickly and Dalton jobbed to Spud!

Next was Mizake versus DJ ZIMA ION. We now know that Zima is so low on the food chain after babysitting Jesse GlassJawz, that he can only get wins on unsigned Wrestlers, which he did! But a funny thing happened in this match someone throw a Rainbow Dash My Little Pony into the ring and Zima picked up infront of the camera, some GENIUS Had styled the rainbow hair of the doll to look like Zima's Mohawk! GET USE TO THE CROWD THROWING THINGS DIXIE! THEY WILL IN A MONTH'S TIME AFTER ETHAN BECOMES YOUR CHAMPION!

 Taryn won the ladder match for the women title contract-despite being champion now and at time of filming, and contractually obligated to a rematch clause upon losing said title!

DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH, DID YA DIXIE?

Final qualifier was The Wolves facing each other in the match where Eddie Edwards broke his foot (it has since healed) Davey Richards put his partner out of his misery with the Creeping Death and is last to qualifier

Austin Aries defeated Matt Hardy in a PPV Quality match!

Main event and Spud won the X-Division title shot- that'll come in handy as of  now he lost the title and the rematch, Wait...did they actually in a PRERECORED ONE NIGHT ONLY show that tna treats as throwaway...PLANTED FORESHADOWING?

ok, that's it! Join me on my tumblr on Monday as Second Hand Smoke discusses all the fall out from Payback.

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WWE Extreme Rules 2015 predictions

I Won't be watching the show firsthand as Sunday is a personal day, however i will discuss the payperview on Monday morning on tumblr as part of my 1st episode of Second Hand Smoke! Link will be provided on twitter feed seconds after posting so if you haven't by now Follow me on Twitter at @RealEnli.

Now lets get down to business, and by business, i mean matches we saw at mania, but slightly changed!

(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE)

STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
CATWOMAN SETH ROLLINS(C) VS BLANDY BORETON
THE RKO IS BANNED AND KANE IS BE "GUARDIAN OF THE GATE"
So Randy's primary finisher is banned but they didn't think of banning the running Punt? Also Did you know that if Kane Wakes up and sees his shadow we get 3 more weeks before a face-turn?
MONEY ON: DESPITE ALL ODDS, ROLLINS!

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
DANIEL BRYAN(c) VS BAD NEWS WADE BARRETT
This match is somewhat of a Phantom; it's on, then it isn't, Bryan's Neck Medically cleared, Bryan Neck was always Cleared, If it Does happen, this match will be one of the best tonight, but Bryan's neck is still an x factor.
MONEY ON: BRYAN, BY DQ ONLY!

RUSSIAN CHAIN MATCH FOR THE US CHAMPIONSHIP
John FUCKING Cena(C) vs POO-SEV
DO THEY HAVE WINDOLENE IN RUSSIA?
MONEY ON: THE FUCK YOU THINK?

PRE-SHOW
TAG TITLE MATCH
POO-DAY (KINGSTON/BIG E) VS THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (CESARO/KIDD)
It looks like the veneer is starting crack on the new day gimmick, It sucks because it's unconvincing. no one is that happy and positive all the time! wasn't the whole point is that they were afraid that an angry, all black faction will just fuel the fire of current events? okay i know you don't want to upset your audience but having grown ass men jumping around like Baby Infants at a school play is just embarrassing to watch. And yet....
MONEY ON: THE NEW DAY, AND MAYBE JBL WILL BE RIGHT, ABOUT THEM HAVING TRUE COLOURS!

WWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH
BELLA SKANK #2(C) VS NAOMI
Expect a duelling chant of "YOU SUCK CENA/YOU SUCK USO" IN THIS ONE!
MONEY ON: NAOMI IS BETTER THAN SHE MAKES OUT, BUT NIKKI IS JUST BETTER AT MAKING OUT....WITH JOHN CENA!

CHICAGO STREET FIGHT
LUKE HARPER VS DEAN AMBROSE
Now talk about a receipt!
Luke, in one of the jarring moments at wrestlemania, Powerbombed Ambrose into a steel ladder. This match will be brutal!
WINNER: THE AUDIENCE!

SPEAKING OF BRUTAL-FOR DICTIONARY SENSE OF THE WORD!
LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
BIG SHITE! VS BLOWMAN REIGNS!
Ok so Roman is getting a few cheers. that means nothing,that doesn't mean they  like you Roman, they just hate Big Slow even more!
WINNER: NOT THE AUDIENCE!

KISS ME ARSE MATCH!
THE CELTIC WASTER, LAME-ARSE VS DOLPH ZIGGLER
WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN~
MONEY: LAME-ARSE!

Well, that's it!
join me on Monday....on tumblr, Yes, my tumblr will be updated since xmas! I'LL EMBED A LINK IN A POST HERE FOR THOSE WHO DON'T FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER, THOUGH YOU SHOULD I FOLLOW BACK EVERYONE, EXCEPT BOTS!
Hope to see you there.

A HICK COMPANY WHERE A RUBBER CHICKEN IS MORE OVER THAN THE WRESTLERS PRESENTS: TNA: HARDCORE JUSTICE 2015: RUBBER CHICKEN FTW!

(BLEARY-EYED, EAMONN STARES AT HIS COFFEE)
Did someone spike this?

I mean, did other people see what i saw last night?

Okay, 1st match was Ladder match for number 1 contenders to the tag titles, The Magically healed broken foot of Eddie Edwards(!) versus Revolution members The Less than Average Muta and Jock-Strap Face!....and why even bother? you know the wolves won this match because they used that championship contract to win the titles, And with injury and Sanada now gone from the revolution group, i didn't have to wait until Samoa Joe left for cracks on continuity to appear!

BUT NO!
IT GETS WORSE!
The Premise of the item On a Pole match, is that whoever gets the item, has total control to use that weapon? SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT TO THE REDNECK THAT BOOKED A CLEAN PIN IN A BLOODLESS WEAPON MATCH?

BUT NO!!
IT GETS WORSE!!
Open Challenge Tables match made by Eric Young, and Management wants to feed Gunner down our throats. Gunner is not ready! Eric wins in spectacular fashion, piledriving gunner into a table.

BUT NO!
IT GETS....SLIGHTLY BETTER!
Knockout street fight and the recently released Havok put on a show with the always entertaining Gail Kim. This match was the perfect tonic for what i had seen....and what i was going to see 2 matches later!

Fatt Lardy beat FLAByss is a Monster's Ball. If it was a Pie-Eating Contest, We'd all be screwed!

BUT NO!!!
IT GETS WORSE!!!
See that title, well all night one fan had bought in a rubber chicken and the fans around him were chanting use the chicken, which many wrestlers did, but it got old so fast in this battle royal where wrestlers bought weapons. And Crazy Steve filled the canvas with...Gummy Bears! For those wondering this is the order of entry and their weapon of choice

1. ROBBIE E-SELFIE STICK
2. CRAZY STEVE-BAG OF GUMMY BEARS
3. GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER-BASEBALL BAT
4. CHRIS MELENDEZ-NIGHTSTICK
5. SAMUEL "THE CREEPY BASTARD" SHAW-WIRE
6. KHOYA- REVOLUTION FLAG
7. CRIMSON-BIN LID
8. BORE-US CLAY-CHAIN
9. KNUX-WALKING CANE
10. JAMES STORM-BULL ROPE
11. DJ ZIMA ION-HAIRSPRAY
12. MR. ANDERSON-RING ANNOUNCER'S MICROPHONE

WINNER: STORM!

BUT NO!!!!
IT GETS WORSE!!!!
It you are building up a shit like Ethan Midcarder the TURD! With a winning streak, then chances are you are not going to make him lose on a pre-recorded show. anyway, first blood match and closing minutes, ref bump, run in and you can play this one by ear, since 18 months ago, it's almost sickening. By the way, why is Carter's left arm in a brace-ARSEHOLE HASN'T BUSTED A GRAPE IN HIS CAREER, Or did he get that injury carrying Daniel Bryan's bags in NXT?

2 Main events. Bram beat Tommy Dreamer. Again. And Bobby Roode beat Bobby Lashley in a Last Man Standing Match.Again!

Join me on my Tumbler page (enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com) on Monday the 27th, for Extreme Rules discussion on my new review format-SECOND HAND SMOKE!

See you then!

THANKS FOR 5000 PAGE VIEWS

I'll make it soft and z

sweet. I just bought a new smart phone after you  guys made my dreams a reality

. thanks again and when I work out all the kinks, I will be drafting like a boss.

Summer schedule for Enlightened Towers

As you are reading this you are helping us edge closer to breaking 5000 page-views. Again, from the bottom of my heart, I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL!

SUMMER SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS AND IT'S TUMBLR PAGE SUMMER 2015
(All posts are subject to change)

• 29th of April Second Hand Smoke: WWE Extreme Rules (Tumblr exclusive)
• May-Payback (Medium currently unknown)
• June- Money in the Bank (Blogger)
• July Battleground (Tumblr exclusive)
• August SummerSlam (Blogger)

SECOND HAND SMOKE DEBUTS ON TUMBLR (FINALLY)
Yes, I'm bring up the Fastlane coverage debacle again, but that's because that was the reason why I Didn't launch it in february, For those who didn't read my spring schedule-Second Hand Smoke will be my ppv coverage for shows i didn't see 1st hand, hence the name-back in February,I said i wasn't going to pay money to see a generic show sandwiched between 2 must see shows-and British show some of the least desirable shows for free. Until they said they wouldn't this year-until they saw the buyrate-and made it Free, with it free, they was no reason not to watch it.

However, Extreme Rules is on the same day as a Personal Day. And I said that nothing will stop me from spending time with my family from day1. So It's with that in Mind i announce that i will not watch Extreme Rules this month and it'll be at my tumblr page.

• ALL TNA PPVS WILL BE PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR

THEME MONTH THIS WINTER
Jumping the Gun, i think, a bit early, but as a tribute to a great man, writer and activist, October on both Enlightened Towers and Bogger Box Office will be Pratchettober! MORE TO COME! 

SUMMER 2015 SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE
No Ticket To Hell this year-as we continue down the Road to 100, AND WE ARE IN THE HOME STRETCH!, as next month is the 90th Post as Golden Compass became 2 parts. with that in mind-i should either hit episode 100 in 10 months, or 5 month's time! but for now...

• May-EPISODE 90-Eamonn reviews Marine 3: homefront
• June-Eamonn reviews The Internship
• July-TBA! 

i Look forward to seeing all of you there! When i remember what bloody film i'm reviewing for July, i'll let you know on twitter at @RealEnli!