Winter Schedule 2019

Well things are winding down as the summer months peak only to fall. As such, I will have a lot do IRL That will affect the times I have spare to do the dahm THANGS!

A COLD TURKEY-LIKE IT'S WEEKS AFTER CHRISTMAS!

Like I said yesterday, Summerslam was the last wwe ppv i do thing year. By now you know, wwe is heading to BT (British Telephone) Sports. So I am in the process of cancelling my Sky Sports Subscription and in the process of calling Eir (Telefon Ni EIRe) to get BT Sports!

Yeah That's Right!

Irish People have to call an Irish Phone company pretending to be a Tv channel, To get a BRITISH telephone company Pretending to be a tv channel!

that is typical Irish Life!
However, WWE is not the end all and be all! In November I plan to have all the shit together so i can watch MLW'S Saturday night Super Fight in November!

AT LEAST BOGGER BOX OFFICE ISN'T FUCKED OVER!
...Conversely, BBO is going great! Next week Part 3 of The finale to Ticket to Hell will be up to conclude the heavenscar storyline! A new Storyline will start in November- Sabotage By Sleep!

• Next week-TICKET TO HELL: MILLENNIAL CREATION MYTHS: POKEMON THE MOVIE-ZOROARK, MASTER OF ILLUSIONS PART 3
• September- Main Street (Subject to Change!)
• October-Halloween Special (TBA!)
• November- Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Subject to change!)
• December-Barbie in the Nutcracker (I'm Simply acknowledging that this year the  Barbie franchise is 60 years old this Christmas!)

CODE LYOKO SEASON 2 FINALE REVIEW AND BEYOND!
With the spare time not able to review wwe, I will be able to Continue Code lyoko return to the past. now! However Seasons 3+4 was never shown in Europe, (not even on Pop, whose specialty is cartoons based on Franchises!) So I will be watching the remaining episodes for the first time in essence, So the episodes will be slower out, But They will count to the tally of the Posts which is currently 187! Now you know why some are subject to change!

DA TOO HUNDRAH!
The 200th Post! it will have taken me 11, perhaps 12 years to get there, but i Will get there, It's a secret but it's a film that starred an actor who should be very familiar to all BBO  readers!

 So that's me For 2019!
Follow me on twitter at @realenli and will see all of you very soon!

BSKYB HATES THE WRESTLING FANS WHO MADE THEM RICH, PASS IT ON! (RE: WWE/BTSPORTS DEAL)

As of last week, Sky Sports, the British home (and Irish, by proxy!) of wwe for nearly 3 decades is finished.

In January 2020, The televisual Rights of Smackdown, Raw and an "1 hour wwe British show" (could it be NXTUK? which sky never had rights too? or a new magazine show for British Audiences?) on BT's Premier channels so I will have cancel sky sports to pay for BT Sports!

But that is not the problem!

The problem is that wwe pay-per-views will be on BTBoxoffice, a channel that is HD only!

I have a Standard definition TV and Standard definition Box

You see where this is going do you?

As of right now, Summerslam will be the last show of the year for me, after August all other shows will be unimportant, Survivor Series i Never watch due to it being close to Christmas! Impact and go and fuck themselves with the "WE Are Showing The Pay-Per View a week later and Taking food out of blogger's mouths, but you should be grateful!" Bullshit! As i wait out the 5 month transition from Late August to January, The only wrestling i will be able to review will be Major League Wrestling and any WOS or IPW should they return! After Summerslam, you will not be able to hear from me about any current wrestling as the 5 months between August and January I will be Updating the tv packages and staying at home to welcome technicians. I may also have to buy a new television! Every review i make comes out of my own pocket! Irish Broadband continues to be the shits, so the network, that's €40-YEAH #FUCKYOURAPP!

This will not effect Bogger Box Office til 2020, as a matter of fact, CodeLyoko Return to the past NOW! may see Season 3 after all!, But The price of the ppvs will be up for non-bt customers, plus VAT for Irish Customers. I only do shows 2 months at a time til winter, to begin with, making it 4 shows a year, but keep in mind 2020 and beyond That it may be less with the price rise!

Things will be clearer in the winter Schedule. As mentioned before Summerslam will be the last WWE ppv i do this year!

Thank you for listening, in the next months i may update you a progress Report!

LAST WEEK'S ELIMINATION CHAMBER: A PROTEST TO WHY THE WWE NETWORK SHOULD BE ON SKY SPORTS SUBSCRIPTION!

It would nice if people cared a bit more.
It would have being nice that this ppv were on sky box office last week so i can ignore this and save my money for Money in the bank next week!

It would have being nice if sky actually negotiated a bit better to have this match shown for free live last week!

And it sure as hell would be nice if i didn't have to consider ditching out €44 at least for the worst boardband in Europe, just to watch NXT Without it being edited!

But this blog is more of a record of what happened during the ppv-I Considered not doing this only for John Ritland to remind me that if i'm enough dedicated to do tna show results for people who have to wait 3 days, i can surely do a results post for people who have to wait a week!

So for Prosperity and nothing else, this is my results of Elimination Chamber, which was edited for commercial showing!

ELIMINATION CHAMBER TORNADO TAG MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
PRIME TIME PLAYERS (TITUS O'NEILL/DARREN YOUNG) VS LOS LATINOS STEREOTYPICOS (JOBBERCO UNO/JOBBERCO DOS/MINI MANTAUR) VS TYSON KIDD AND CESERO VS POO DAY! (BUCKWHEAT WOODS/ KOFI STINKSTON/ TIT E) VS

• ENTRANT 1: THE LEGION OF DERP! (VIKTOR/KONNOR) VS
• ENTRANT 2: LUCHA DRAGONS (SIN CARA/ CALISTO)

It's big slug out, to start with  the Askenkion drop bombs on the luchas. speaking of which-Kalisto climbed the POO-DAY!'s pod and got crotched straight the chainmesh! for just mustering a huge drop from the roof, Calisto was injured and made inactive  most of the match
ENTRANT 3: CESARO/KIDD
Huge uppercut by cesaro, nice german by kidd to follow up! They seem to be building the European uppercut, as the BRASS RING BOY'S CLUB hit a 3d with Cesero's uppercut. But kidd turns into a Dominator by Konnor-the Ascension are real dark horses in this match!
ENTRANTS 4: EL JOBBERCOS Y MINI MANTAUR!
HUGE CROSSBODY BY CALISTO! TAKES OUT EVERYONE!
But the Legion Of Derp regain their composure! FALL OF MAN!
EL JOBBERCOS ARE ELIMINATED!
Back from the break The Derpers do it again! FALL OF MAN!
THE LUCHA DRAGONS ARE ELIMINATED!
ENTRANT 5: THE PRIME TIME PLAYERS
BIG BOOT BY TITUS ON KONNER! BLACK CENA HAS VIKTOR! GUT CHECK!
THE LEGION OF DERP ARE ELIMINATED!
Neck breaker by Kidd, Big boot by Titus, causing a legit injury for kidd later.
ENTRANT 6: POO DAY!
Oh so the Champions that contain Kofi Kingston gets in fresh, i wonder wHHHo Kofi is so chummy to  get that treatment? Sure enough...
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPIONS: THE POO DAY!
(To the tune of I LOVE MANNIKIN TUESDAY!
MIDDLE FINGERS GOING UP/ FOR THE NEW DAY!/ COS THIS GIMMICK SUCKS/ CALLED THE NEW DAY!/WE'VE HAD ENOUGH/ OF THE NEWDAY!/ COS THIS GIMMICK SUCKS/CALLED THE NEW DAY!

MIDDLE FINGERS GOING UP!

CHAMPION VS CHAMPION
FIGHTOWENSFIGHT VS BURYCENABURY
Headlock by owens, to start off-into shoulder barge by cena. Bulldog by cena, Owens up, Hard Clothesline in the corner that Cena No sells by not setting up Owens' Cannonball, DDT counters Cena's FU, Schoolboy by cena-WHO PAYS FOR IT! OWENS MUST HATE ROLLUPS AS MUCH I DO! Big meaty mounted punches by the Canadian, Emerald Fusion, cannonball But NEVER MIND THAT SHIT! HE COMES THE FOUR MOVES OF DOOM, But owens hits his finisher the Pump-up Powerbomb...1, 2-
NO SELL POWERS! ACTIVATE!
What's Owen's got left? woah what a moonsault! AA gets two, Superkick-no man Owens size should be doing these things!-Sunmission That's Fucking Useless Connects, but Owens with a FU Of his own. Tornado ddt by cena, setting up for the Super Fame-Asser gets 2-Package bomb by Owens! Cena with the springboard stunner- Senton by owens after a Super F.U! Pump-up Powerbomb again and this MOTY Candidate is in the history books!
WINNER: OWENS!

Back from the break and we hear neville's music (i suppose he won against BLOW DUMBASS? Match was edited out!) Hunt-uh tells Dean that BLOW-MAN is banned from ringside!

You thought that after an entertaining match for the tag belts, that the more important ic belt will follow suit? WRONG! YOU ARE WRONG!
Rusev injured, instead of replacing him with Bray Wyatt, they replaced him with Mark Hungry, just to please the crowd here in Texas! and i can see why, They put the belt on Ryback! who was beating from piller to post last month at payback! they did it to not make the champ look weak! anyway, congrats to ryback! i wonder if he tweeted anything after his win?

Ok. so the wwe title match ended with a Dusty Finish-haven't seen one in a while-just don't over do it ,okay?

Well, that's it!
join me on Tuesday where i will have my smackdown spoilers thus the final card for Sunday's Money in the bank! if you liked this please look at all my work and if you like, follow me on twitter @RealEnli

Updated schedule-FAST LANE IS BACK ON!

Well, it's being a confusing 4 days for all us wrestling fans in Ireland and the U.K!

The mass consensus was that this year all the ppvs are on sky box office, which was fine, I don't watch all the ppvs and prior to this year, some ppvs were shown on the sky sports channels for free (well as long as it was subscribed, but you get the idea!)

Now, I said that because Fast Lane was showing in-between two must see events (the royal rumble and Wrestlemania), that there was no point in wasting my money on a show that no-one will remember in a years time.

Sunday.
I flicked onto Sky Box Office events, I wasn't going to see it first hand, but I at least was going to a predictions post.

No Previews.

I clicked on  the Box office button on my remote
"NO PROGRAMME OF THIS TYPE"

I Phoned Sky Box office.
(Disconnected Tone)

I waited until midnight, that night after reading tweets and texts from wrestling fans as confused as I was, some even claiming that the event was pulled because they wanted all the sky customer to buy their network.

Midnight happened and I check by 7-days programme guide for Sky Sports 1 all the way to 4 (5 being a soccer channel) and it was not there.

I was saddened by this. I thought was let down.

Yesterday, I was still angry. for some reason I had raw on the telly. the ad for Fast lane came up. this time an English voiceover was added. "only on sky sports 1"

I checked my viewer with baited breath, Seemingly overnight they had updated the programming and improvised a shoddy voiceover to confirm that show was now free!

so here's the announcement, finally!
UPDATED FEBRURARY SCHEDULE

• Friday-BESTleMania/WORSTleMania 11-15
• Saturday-Fast lane Predictions
• Monday-Fast Lane results-(working titles, road kill on the fast lane, Seth's carpet matches his drapes, Rusev not Carried, POO-SEV got Buried)

please thank you for your understanding, and lets hope this does not happen again!

Eamonn.

IMPACT WRESTLING PRESENTS: NO SURRENDER

With a month til the "Wrestlemania In Winter" Bound For Glory, the Bfg series comes to a close.

BOUND FOR GLORY SEMI FINAL
JEFF HARDY VS SAMOA JOE
We had this match on Impact last week, It was a ppv quality match. Hammerlock by Joe into a sidelock, throwing Meth to the ropes and knocking down with a huge Shoulder barge. A barrage of Kicks in the corner by Joe, ends with brawling onthe outside. Back in the ring Joe with an Atomic Drop, the stunned Hardy gets a big boot and Back splash for this troubles. whipped to corner, Joe hits his signature Clothesline/Spin kick combo. Snapmare, into a Samoan Nerve Hold into a more effective choke, throwing out hardy, Joe with the Tope On the outside.

Ad Break: Sharing nothing but a wrapper and an L-spaped Driveway!

Headbutt by the Samoan submission Machine,Enzirigri by Jeff, Hardy makes some offence with a clothesline, followed by the wishbone legdrop the whisper in the wind.Hardy charges, Urunage by Joe in the corner. Twist of Fate followed by an Anaconda Vice.Sideheadlock by Jeff gets 3
WINNER: HARDY
BETTER THAN THE MATCH THEY HAD ON IMPACT 4/5

Backstage, James storm reminds us that Bully ray eliminated him from the bfg last year, and for claiming that he was the leader of Aces and Eights.

Ad Break:Steve Coogan in a speedo? I think my eyes need to bleach my eyes!

BFG SERIES SEMI FINAL
BULLY RAY VS COWBOY JAMES STORM
This imatch was the reversed coin-side to the last match, the last match was fast and thrilling this...was not! In ending Bully ray won by a Dusty finish and an assist from Bobby roode's with a beer bottle. So all that building up storm was so he can lose in a dusty finish WTF?, TNA CREATIVE?
AD BREAK: RESIDENT EVIL 6: AS LONG AS THEY DONT MAKE A FILM, I'M OKAY WITH IT!

TNA KNOCKOUTS MATCH
MISS TESSMACHER (C) VS TARA
As always Taryn Terrell(the former Tiffany, and former Mrs Drew Macintyre) is referee. To steal a joke from wrestlecrap, YAY!
Collar and Elbow tie-up to start, Adams with Armringer, countered into a Wristlock by Tara, countered into a Headlock Takedown  by the champ, countered into a legsweep into a Stand-off. A chain of roll-out leads to rope break. Tessmacher complains that Tara made the first pin gets slapped by the vetern Tara, Following up with A springing Clothesline and the Arachnaphobia, Superplex and the Widows peak is countered into ...(sigh) A FUCKING ROLL-UP!
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: ADAMS
After a match that good it ends with the cheapest of all moves, the non-finisher, THE FUCKING ROLL-UP!

Austin Aries versus Armbreaker (Luke Gallows) ended as a no contest when the A's&8's ambushed Aries and Jeff Hardy.

AD BREAK DON'T MAKE ME THROW THIS HUMUS!

X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP:
SONJAY DUTT VS ZIMA ION:
Dutt takes advantage of Ion's Afro by pulling his Hair.Ion pissed off hits a Go-behind take down followed by an Armdrag. Head sciddors by dutt whos shoulder is heavily taped, goes for spinning elbow that gets caught in a gut buster. Suplex By Ion gets the Crowd to chant "get a haircut. Hostile Makeover by Ion gets 2, another headscissors by Dutt, Powerbomb by Zima, and an Armbar.

AD BREAK: Don't listen to Ed Sheeran and Devlin's Watchtower or Jimi Hendrix will be rolling in his grave!

....Well that Ad break by Challenge was very nessarcery, as we return to quick pins and the finish, Zima hitting a Gory Slam
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: Zima ION

RVD defeated Magnus in a tv Quality match.

Challange much like Bravo before them have no clue how to show Wrestling the Following match for the Tag team championship was cut to ad breaks, In between the video package, the intros, and the match itself, streching out the match more than it possibly could. I Don't know if i mention this before but because Challange is too lazy to show TNA PPV'S LIVE(Despite being took over by sky who show WWE PPV'S LIVE!) The show is defered with ad breaks streching the ppv to 10pm-2am. by this time the tag is shown at 1am GMT, a point in time where the station bosses must say"screw it the show we are showing must not be important, let's make the AD BREAKS LONGER!, Ruining the pace of tag team championship match! Well i've Ranted enough about Sky's stupidity lets rant about Tna's Stupidity, as Daniels wins the match by blinding styles with his Apple-tini

At this time it's 2:20 after another commercial break. the Final of bfg series was just brawl really as an injured hardy was whaled on until he countered the Bubba Cutta into the Twist of Fate.

Well that's it! scroll down for thoughts and predictions of Night of (most of the) Champions.

pathofenlightment.blogspot.com TIMELINE 2009-11

2/12/09
the site is launched as ask the path an online service for those who have general knowledge questions. i also posted the song spiderfag making fun of the then rumoured appearance of louis walsh on heroes.

2/13/09
what became a tradition here at Enlightened Towers, Eamonn taste-tested the first batch of limited edition walkers. the first batch includes irish breakfast, bhaji,duck,fish and chips, chilli and chocolate and (yes seriously!) Squirrel.

2/13/09
My first mock the week spoof, things you don't to hear over a supermarket tannoy is also written that day.

2/27/09
wrestlemania on the horizon again is Eamonn's First but not last article on Pro wrestling

3/5/09
Wrestlemania is great and all but...is Eamonn's first but not last parody on Pro Wrestling

4/1/09
my first headers are complied on this post.

4/2/09
Eamonn's first theme month a set of April fools stories are released.

5/19/09
the blog changes its name to THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE FROM THE EDGE! Its focus is now a side-ways look at wrestling and other things.

5/27/09
i compare wwe in 80s 90s and 2000s

5/31/09
Eamonn made fun of Ken Anderson for the first time, refering to him as a injury-fiegning piece of shit.

6/11/09
my face-palm moment came when i predicted that people will talk about Umaga by the end of the year. and well...

6/29/09
micheal jackson tribute

July 2009
Monty python month
first wwe results night of champions

August 2009
why wwe sucks month
codes for extra sky channels and first tna results hard justice. its also the launch for bogger box office a film review blog and vechile for the Joe-Jack The Culchie charector. joe-jack has a profile on my blog.

September 2009
TNA is the future month (this is before Hack Hogan, ovivously!) i joined youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment

10/14/09
my thoughts on the historic 7-diva draft.

winter 2009
Glossary of wrestling terms

12/5/09
...Umaga is found dead this day. his death was the first i tributed.

Christmas eve 2009
results for final resolution was written at my parents house it has a bad connection and it took 4 hours to post. i vowed never to post at christmas again!

january 2010
royal rumble results and atop the 4th wall parody lyrics.

februrary 2010
Road to Wrestlemania

3/11/10
undertakers streak is re-told in march.

4/7/10
Chris Kanyon tribute.

5/13/10
the massive crossover, 3 tickets to hell, pulls into the station in may, with my review of dead or alive.

5/28/10
last years world cup walkers where reviewed with teriyaki winning it out in my opinion

july 2010
eamonn evaluated the wwe roster. he also joined the wrestling forum XWA.

10/18/10
in eamonn's most read article ever TNA IMPACT THE WORSE IS YET TO COME, Eamonn unloads on the fallout of 10-10-10

November 2010
Cadbury's month

January 2011
the Flippes my awards finally see the light of day. The Miz is (begrudgingly) the 1st wrestler of year

February 2011
YEAR 3 STARTS RIGHT NOW!

want more sky channels? OF COURSE YOU DO!!!!

THESE ARE THE CODES THAT SKY IRELAND DO NT WANT YOU TO KNOW!
To get these codes press your services button and press 4 twice you will be on a screen called ADD CHANNELS
there are 4 panels in the first with your remotes key pad log in the code in panel 2 toggle between H or v these are the two satellites
the third is signal strength 22.o or27.50
finally the frequency: 1/2, 3/4 4/5, 5/6, 7/8

ok now you know how heres you codes

10788 h 22.0 5/6
contains:bbc 1 london bbc 2 england cbbc cbeebies bbc3 bbc4 bbc n1 five

10.758 v 22.0 5/6
contains: itv1 london itv2 citv itv4 granada Anglia east and central west

10.832 h 22.0 5/6
central east central south itv4+1 wales itv1 west itv border

10.891 h 22.0 5/6
itv tt north, meridian south, anglia south yorkshire west itv2+1

10.906 v 22.0 5/6
stv, utv, channel islands, talksport itv3 itv3 +1

bbc frequencies
10.788 v 22.0 5/6
bbc1 west midlands,north west, yorkshire and linconshire,yorkshire, east midlands, east(east)

10803 h 22.0 5/6
bbc 1 wales bbc2 wales bbc1 scotland bbc 2 scotland bbc 1 ni bbc radio 5 live extra

10818 v 22.0 5/6
bbc1 west, south west, south, south east, cumbria,oxford

10.847 v 22.0 5/6
bbc cambridge (aka east-west) channel islands, bbc hd(hd box only-DUH!)

11.954 H 27.5 2/3
BBC news, parliment, alba, radio one,radio two, radio 3,radio 4 fm 4 lw, radio scotland wales, cymru, 1 extra, 6 music,7 rna g, london, ulster, Asian, world service.

DISCLAIMER:
Now your sky box can only hold 50 of these channels stored in OTHER CHANNELS so you have to choose between radio,itvs and bbcs. its trail by error and what preference of music and programmes will help you choose. choose stv as it show films instead of fa cup matches if you dont like football.