WCW GREED-I MEAN TNA BOUND FOR GLORY 2015: THE END(?)

YES IT IS!

Not only is this my last ppv I'm reviewing this year (Christmas and budget Restraints is the reason) but until i restart in January, Tna may have closed it's door by then, they will certainly will  stop their tapings in February. And considering what was announced yesterday morning, when the faithful Irish and British fans waited their turn to see the show legally, Creative had done the most Stupid thing possible to make Ethan Midcarder not only a bad wrestler, but an unprofessional douchebag, more on that later!

Anyway to the show itself! and we have technical difficulties again as North Carolina was struck with thunderstorms that played havoc with the microphones, giving every sound at ringside clear to hear and every move sounding like a stampede of bulls!

Also Pope's 3rd man on commentary...was his action figure! Pope Just Beyonce'd us!

FIrst match was as always the x division match. Tigre Uno was successful against BJ Perkins (the former Manik) Dj Zima ion and Andrew Everrett, who didn't know when i made my prediction post this time last year, turns out his  dad is a hanger-on from the Hardys Omega Days. a fairly good talent but he was lost in the shuffle.

Bound for Gold Gauntlet Match had so much that is wrong with TNA. 1st Mr Anderson didn't get his drop drop mic entrance and then...you know when you are in a battle royal you must have the first two entrants have a good one-one segment before it becomes a clusterfuck...SO WHY DID TNA PUT THE GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER TO WRESTLE A WORLD CHAMPION FOR 5 WHOLE MINUTES? After Eli Drake and Al Snow, came Aiden O' Shea, a thick built Oirish-'MURICIAN thug With a mohawk and tattooed arms. Luther Ward, if you are reading this, Contact your Solicitor, you are being ripped off by TEEANDEH, Y'ALL! After Robbie's entrance was unceremoniously cut by the ad break, Mahabli shera came out and eliminated Drake and with the BGM Still on! everyone did the Stupid Shera Dance, (Or like the rednecks in the impact zone, they did the shera Dance...and ended up doing Gangnam Style) Out came Thunder-Thigh-rus and Melendez. followed by A polka dot sporting Tommy American Dweamer. Flaybss came out to settle it with Thyroid, and the Pope entered the match to fanfare!..only to eliminate himself when faced with Flabyss and Thyroid! from in on in it's just Tyrannosaurus just giving people the Asiatic spike and throwing Bodies!
ODER OF ELIMINATIONS

1. DRAKE
2. O'SHEA
3. SNOW
4. MELENDEZ
5. SHERA
6. POPE
7. ABYSS
8. ROBBIE E...by the worst Legscissors I've seen, it had to be from Jessie Godderz!
9. DREAMER
10. JESSIE GLASSJAWZ
11. KENNEDY
12. WINNER OF THE WORLD TITLE SHOT: BRODUS, BORE-US, TYRUS, TYPHOID, TYROID, TYRANNOSAURUS, WHATEVER HIS FECKING NAME IS!

Rather than watch the paint by numbers tag match, i checked out a video by my good friend, Jonathan Ritland. he does great analysis and best and worst videos and you can find him on twitter @RebourneAgain, Also can find me on twitter @RealEnli. Wolves won the match if you are wondering!

I said that Lashley vs Roode wasn't going to be a half-hearted affair and it wasn't! It was Great! they even broke out each others finishers! Also Christy Hemme was on Ringside Duty so if this is the last show we were denied Borash's Last ever announcement of "BOBBY! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

After the hall of fame induction, last year it was a dinner and ceremony...this year was a on-aired segment in front of the same rednecks in Orlando! After that was the Knockouts championship. one thing that Gail vs Kong does, that Gail vs Maddie never could at every single fucking One SHITE Only is reinvent the wheel for who the end should be, and breaking out Top rope version of their standard finishers were a master stroke, given that we don't usually see Kong go higher that the middle rope!

Kurt Angle's surprise twist that this match was now no dq...would have being better if Hemme didn't announce five minutes before that it was no DQ! Anyway angle got piledrove on his problematic broken neck, and the match was officially over by Referree Stoppage...but angle came back and won the match...that was not counted because the match was stopped due to the ref's terrible disease called Common Sense!

Matt Hardy become Champion after defeated Ethan MidCarder and Drew Galloway, who celebrated in his home state with his father, jeff, his wife Reby Sky and if Baby Maxell (Wait if he becomes as Fat his father and becomes a wrestler, does that mean in 20 years i may have to call him XL LARDY? I don't thin i'd doing this when i'm 50!) aw,what a nice moment....IT JUST A SHAME THAT CREATIVE RUINED IT YESTERDAY MORNING! Thanks to my friend from Peanut Butter Disater Peter Serafinawitz. (i think that's his real surname, but you can find him on twitter @KiraKennedyHNR) Tna has done a storyline that Ethan MidCarder has put a injunction on Matt Hardy, because Of the injunction, Ethan cannot have this Legal binding Rematch Clause or Tna would be sued, So Matt has dropped the belt and now every single superstar and Knockout are in a month long tournament. so not only do we no longer have a champion but the inevitability of male on female violence is being teased. instead of doing a triple threat of Tyrus who won a legally  binding title shot going against the Legally binding rematch clauses of Carter and Galloway, but no! lets make the least talented champion since David Flair like an unprofessional crybaby!

Thankfully, this is my last pay-per-view i write this year, so i don't need to put up with this shit anymore, and by January when i restart reviewing wrestling, I'd Probably be doing Global Force if they replaced Impact on Challenge!  

Predictions for TNA Bound for Glory 2015!

This is the end...my only...friend...the end!....
 Yes it is, only 2 levels. It could be the last live ever show ever made by the floundering company, and because of my own financial constraints, i don't live review any shows during November and Christmas. through i may feel like giving it mention on an episode of Second Hand Smoke on my tumblr page!

Here is the full predictions of the show coming out of Last nights Taping, keep in mind that because of Britain's tv deal with Impact, this show would not being shown until next Wednesday, so you can wait like a good law abiding fan, or watch it on an illegal stream and bleed more money from promoters!

(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE!)

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE TNA WORLD'S TITLE
ETHAN MIDCARDER THE TURD (C) VS MATT HARDY VS DREW GALLOWAY

It would make no sense to make the Company Killer's "undefeated" Streak start on a 3rd year, the only people who watch the few title matches he had was wondering which heel was on babysitting duty for Create-A-Wrestler-Default-Man! I have no idea why Matt Hardy is in the mix, mainly because Jeff is the special Ref, but the real story is Galloway, the man seen as the antithesis to Daniel Bryan's Bag-Carrier...and who the smart money is on!

NUMBER 1 CONTENDER FOR THE WORLD TITLE "BOUND FOR GOLD" GAUNTLET MATCH
MR ANDERSON VS FLABYSS VS MAHABLI SHERA vs BORE-US CLAY VS ROBBIE E VS JESSE GLASSJAWZ VS AIDEN O' SHEA (WHO?) VS ELI DRAKE Vs CHRIS MELENDEZ

By now you've read that all the focus past this point is on India's televised tour. and as such they want to put the title on Shera. Dixie Carter has not being this high on a Wrestler Since Magnus and remember the rumours on to how close they were? remember, I was calling him "SHAG-NUS?" When he won the title?

MONEY ON: SHERA!

KING OF THE MOUNTAIN CHAMPIONSHIP
BOBBY ROODE(C) VS BOBBY LASHLEY

Despite the title's name, this match is not a King of the Mountain match, so the title is now just the secondary belt with no real identity to it! as for this match, Roode's has agents from everywhere breaking down his door for his services and Bobby is returning to Bellator full time, but these two won't phone it in!
Money on: Roode

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE WOLVES (C) VS THE JOBBER FROM WWE AND A DEFROSTED CAVEMAN FROM ANOTHER COMPANY

Seriously, the company is Really in the shits when the number one contenders ....don't even work for you!
MONEY ON: SERIOUSLY?

ULITIMATE X FOR THE X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
TIGRE UNO (C) VS B J PERKINS VS ANDREW EVERETT (WHO?) VS DJ ZIMA ION

You'll wonder why i put Bj Perkins and not Manik, because with the revolution (and the only reason it was ever successful, James Storm) gone, the faction dissolved and finally JOCK-STRAP FACE Took the Jockstrap off his face! I don't know who Everett is, he maybe an x-factor
Money on: TIGRE OR EVERETT (IF HE'S ANY GOOD THAT IS!)

KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP: FULL CIRCLE!
GAIL KIM VS AWESOME KONG

So, as blase as Brooke Adams is, she doesn't deserve a rematch to the title she lost? anyway i couldn't have picked a better match to exemplify this company's turbulent fourtunes than this match!

GRUDGE MATCH
KURT ANGLE VS ERIC YOUNG
I Don't know why Dixie was building Young as a mystery opponent, since he was the one who took Angle out this summer, Eric Young, turned on Tna to fight in team GFW at Lethal Lockdown, is currently look to join Gfw and Angle is rejoining WWE. So this their swansong so they could put on a show or phone it in.
MONEY ON: YOUNG! They want at least one heel to win, since Ethan will lose the title!

Well that's it!
Join me 7 days from now (i know, a 3 day wait because Ireland doesn't have a live contract, but thems the brakes!), next week are my 299TH AND 300TH POSTS! ...though they are not wrestling related, but if you like the Discworld novels then stop on by for Pratchettober starting next friday!

WWE Night Of Champions 2015-shoes, Showmanship, Slight Stupidity and Success

Last night was Night of Champions and while the show was not without a hiccup or two, I enjoyed it!

1st Kevin Owens Defeated Ryback, in a match where Ryback became a huge star right in front of our eyes. But it wasn't enough, as a limping Ryback favored his knee to much and was defeated. Owens would gloat about the win, making reference to the Self Help Book,The Secret, To which Ryback has attested his new attitude to, and to the fat-shaming by Jabba the Dunn, who is one to talk!

But never mind shit we want to see, lets see Dumber Rae Pegging her shoe like an Traveller on a Night out~!

Next Match, For the tag team title's ended in Dq, but it was entertaining up to that point, once again Xavier woods went through a table!

You can have your title reign, Nikki Bella, just know it'll never happen again! Charlotte won Cleanly though Nikki spent all the match...Punching Charlotte in the Camel Toe! But she persevered and made her tap. Her father Ric Flair came out and he was overwhelmed with Emotion. And you know what? I was too! Congrats charlotte on winning the title, I think you should clean it before wearing it, That belt has being near Nikki's Cooch, so it must be swarming with STDS!

Chris Jericho was revealed to be the mystery partner, but not before some Gobshite jumped the rails, and got took done hard by security. This is the second time in the space of a fortnight this happened! Do these Morons strongly believe that if they jump the barrier that Vince will automatically give them a job? anyway to the match itself, Jericho Showboated too much and it cost him the match, tagging himself in and getting caught in Stro(ng)man's Chloroform.

CENAWINSLOL!

Sting vs Rollins was an unwatchable mess, since the Network cut out mid match! Seth retained, but Sheamus failed to cash in( did you see how badly Lame-Arse Ironed his Shirt? UNACCEPTABLE!) But what can be worse than a Lame-Arse Title win? Why the Return of the Big Red Disappointment, Kane!

Well, that's it!

In two weeks what could be the last ever live recorded TNA PPV, Bound for Glory will be reviewed next month, as well as the Beginning of Pratchettober Next week!

WWE NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS 2015 PREDICTIONS

Sunday i'm back on the horse doing live reviewing, the 1st time since before my health took a nosedive! Sunday's show is very much like My Country's Weather! changable and inconsistant!

(all matches in Descending Title Importance. Which means I discuss the WWE Title first, Then IC. Then tag, then Divas, then the non-title matches!

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
STINK VS SETH ROLLINS(C)!
...I doubt that this will be the main event, i think Rollin's Double Duty will start with this match, Sting, as good as you were, you are not in that Idiot's Theme Park Attraction Run by her Daddy's Money anymore, you can't just turn up when you feel like it and win titles on the trot! No, this night won't end well, for both combatants!
MONEY ON: ROLLINS TO RETAIN, LAME-ARSE!  CASHES IN MONEY IN THE BANK, LAME-ARSE WINS TITLE!

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
RYBACK(C) VS KEVIN OWENS
People won't want to admit it but this will be the match where Ryback's character will be esthablished. Kevin Owens has got more savvy too, by telling wwe producer and fat-shamer supreme Kevin Dunn to stick it up his own fat self-hating ass! Ryback is coming on in leaps and bounds, as both a wrestler and a character. But Owens is yet to do something devious enough to warrant a feud proper!
MONEY ON: RYBACK BY DQ!

WWE US CHAMPIONSHIP
SETH ROLLINS LOSES TO...I MEAN VERSUS JOHN CENA!
We get it! Seth is too big for his boots and talking about triple h behind his back has sealed his fate! and it's no secret that cena is a company man and Sheamus is Hunt-uh's Workout Partner and personal Lackey!
CENAWINSLOL!

WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
NEW DAY (ANY COMBINATION OF BIG E/KINGSTON/WOODS) VS THE DUDLEY BOYZ
It was the return that heralded the scriptwriters at TNA To rewrite, as to the shock of many The most Decorated team of all time returned. The New Day gimmick does suck!, but my god isn't Xavier woods doing this level best to get over!
MONEY ON: I DON'T KNOW! I WANT TO SAY TO DUDLEYS BUT I THINK THE NEW DAY WILL SNEAK ONE PASS!

WWE DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP
BELLA SKANK #2 VS CHARLOTTE
I was so pissed about the end of the match on monday, and this is the rematch, despite this match being signed was made into the match on monday and because of the #BellaBullshit, Nikki has now become the longest reigning Divas champ. Now she can drop the belt! or would!
MONEY ON: PAIGE TO TURN ON CHARLOTTE, BECAUSE THE DIVAS REVOLUTION ON THE MAIN ROSTER HAS FAILED...AND I WILL USE THE PARAGRAPH OF THE NEXT MATCH TO TELL YOU WHY!

SHITTY MATCH!
RUSEV VS DOLPH ZIGGLER
...Okay i'm not saying that those involved in the Divas Revolution are not bad at wrestling, but it had become so apparent that the rest of the diva roster was getting more tv time for low-brow shite! Case in point, this piece of National Enquirer that has come to live! I could not care less! I want this to be over so bad I 'm not even going to call the action of this match. I hate what this has become! i hate that all the writing for female characters has turned Lana and Dumber Rae into Hormonial LovePuppets! I hate that the complex charecteristics and ditcomany of all the divas have being boiled down to a single sentence! in short mr Jim Cornette says it best!


6 MAN TAG
WYATT FAMILY (WYATT/HARPER/STRO(NG)MAN VS AMBROSE/REIGNS/???

Ok, First things First, yes, I see did the still that showed Baron Corbin as the mystery partner, that picture was also shown to be fake, beside Bill Corberg is as green as catshit, and stinks just as bad!
no, it's widely believed to be Cesero, but Orton isn't ruled out and Erick Rowan is off the shelf

PRESHOW
6 MAN TAG
TIM CURRY STARDUST AND THE LEGION OF DUMB VS NEVILLE AND LUCHA DRAGONS!
Can we swap this match for the Rusev/Ziggler match, please?
MONEY ON: STARDUST/KONNOR/VIKTOR

Well, that's it! i think that's all of them! Results will be here on Monday morning! On post number 296, wow i'm so close to 300, which maybe Bound for Glory! but until then, and until Monday, have a great week!

A IDIOT WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW A SEQUENCE WORKS PRESENTS: TNA: GUTCHECK: I THINK I BRAINED MY DAMAGE!

Well, it can only get worse from here, my friends!

As my title card alluded to, It's being revealed that many of the Night Only's this year were in fact, shown out of it's running order, this show was supposed to be shown in March, wmadee they would have capitised on Drew's signing and Mika and a Eli Drake getting a better introduction of, "yeah we are a faction now! but the guy who doesn't and never belonged here with turn on us!"

This show has so much discontinuity, that adding the commentators in post-production, makes it look worst as it is especially when comes to camera pans of empty commentary table and Borash doing "Double Duty" as ring announcer, even at time cutting himself off, to get his word in!

So anyway, tonight's show to make it fresh for everyone, is the return of Gutcheck: an indie wrestler faces a main roster wrestler, while 3 judges gave their opinions on who got a main roster contract! It was good tv!...until PritchardGate fired all the winning talent to save money, as well as a then bed-ridden Jesse Sorensen and a then- Pregnant Madison Rayne. Also those who did get called up, have being released anyway, So no-one from this gimmick has lasted in the long run!

Al Snow comes out to introduce the 9 contestants!...until Robbie E using his BLOW-Mance theme, you know that team that had dissolved 6 months ago! Complaining that any of these men could take his spot. So the 9 contestants introduce themselves, as Robbie and Al shared barbs, actually it boils down to:

Robbie E: AL, YOU'RE OLD, LOL!
Al: ROBBIE, YOU'RE GAY, LOL!

So the 9 victims introduce themselves:

• Shaun Ricker (Eli Drake) who begins one of his swarmy, jokey promos that made everyone say, yeah that guy's gonna turn heel
• Next is Mika, Wrestling under this real name...Fajita Burrito? Polenta Tequila? Banana Fanana? ERANU UVARVU?...FUCK IT I'M CALLING HIM MIKA!
• Ross and Marshall Von Erich-yes these 2 3rd generation knuckleheads who couldn;t even beat BLOW-MANCE For contracts last year at BFG!
• Dalton Castle, who looks  and talks like Jack Black,  if Jack black was emancipated!
• CRIMSON-WHO IS UNDER CONTRACT AND ALWAYS HAS BEING! WHY IS HE HERE?
• TONY CANZINA-WHO LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN HIS 60S! AND IS THE LOVE CHILD OF BOB HOSPKINS AND ALKI DAVID!
• Pepper Parks, accompanied by his wife Laura "Cherry Bomb" Dennis, Sadly she wont be competing!
• John Davies-who look like he stepped of the assembly line of the Tiny Lister Black Journeyman Factory
• And Finally Martin Stone, formerly NXT'S Danny Birch!, he's still bitter about his treatment but he channels his rage pretty well again his opponent...and his match is first!  

Martin Stone defeated GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER with a roll-up after Jesse paused to pose, Godderz had slowed this pace of the match to a crawl, as you can see him thinking "what do i do next?"

To fill time we have an old GUTCHECK tryout...where the contestant lost! you don't want to show the wins because everyone who won is no longer in your employ!

MVP CAME BACK(!) And made quick work of John Davies

JAMES STORM CAME BACK(!) and not only can the Von Erich Ring-brats lose spectacularly to a team where one member jobbed to a microphone, they can't even beat a man with a Jockstrap on his face!

Tony Cazina vs Davie Richards wins worst match of the year! Cazina fell of the turn buckle, bumped his head, couldn't get up and Davie pinned him!

SAMUEL SHAW CAME BACK! AND JOBBED TO CRIMSON! THAT'S IT!

Umbongo TheyDrinkItInTheCongo or whatever Mika has writen on his birth cert. won against Ethan Carter!...BY DQ! THE COMPANYKILLER IS STILL UNDEFEATED, Mika's Father, Haku came out and took out Tyrus with the Tongan Death grip!

Dalton Castle vs Dj Zima ion started well, then it Dissolved into who can make their annoying noise the loudest! I'll say this! Castle's Bridging German Suplex is a thing of beauty!

Match of the night! Pepper Parks versus Drew MacIntyre who was in that transitional period between leaving IWC and returning to America! Pepper and Cherry Bomb Played their Parts very well and Drew look great! this terrible night had made this match stand out in my memory!

MIKA Defeated Martin stone, Dalton Castle, Crimson and Shaun Ricker to win a contract. And I'm sure winning this Show has being the launching pad to great thing in his ca....HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!1! I'M SORRY I COULDN'T EVEN WRITE THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!

Join me on Monday the 21st where i'll be doing it all over again! with results of Night of Champions! And while tna is in turmoil, they have proclaimed that Bound For Glory is still on...Maybe for the final time!

Regardless, see you all soon!

Winter Schedule 2015

I NOW PROCLAIM THE ENLIGHTENED TOWERS...REOPEN!

I am back from my sabbatical, slim, trim and in good health! thanks for all your pageviews while i was gone, i do this for all of you, you know!

WINTER SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS

• 21st of september-WWE Night of champions-exclusivley on this blog!
• October-TNA Bound of Glory-Exclusivley on this blog
• all TNA One Night Only-will be kept for prosperity

PRATCHETTOBER
Theme month returns as i celebrate the works of one of my literary heroes, Sir Terry Pratchett. I had planned to review all his works that had being made into tv shows, but i couldn't find proof of them converted into dvds. and the sheer undertaking that is just writing a review of Wyrd Sisters is overwhelming so the schedule of october looks like this:

• TOP TEN DISCWORLD BOOKS 
• TEN BOOKS THAT SHOULD HAVE HAVE MADE BETTER SHOWS THAN GOING POSTAL!

MEANWHILE ....IN BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
The speed we are going down the Road to 100 Is so fast that we may leave the chances of doing a christmas special in the dust

WINTER SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

• TOMORROW!(1/9/15)-Eamonn reviews The Invention of Lying Part 2
• October- PRATCHETTOBER-WYRD SISTERS 
• November-Eamonn reviews Balls Of Fury!
• DECEMBER-THE 100TH EPISODE! 
• This Mystery film is kept under wraps! At time of writing, i haven't seen it yet! But I can tell you that it is a throw-back to the very first review at BBO in our second ever post, when Joe-Jack sped throw Dance Flick! Well, 6 years later, Joe-jack will review a worse Waylan Brother film!

SIGNIFICANT MILESTONES!
In Addition to bogger box office getting to 100, you, YES YOU!, Are currently reading post #293! of this site! which means that sometime after November I may have to sacrifice some making merry with my family to review a ppv to make #300 worthy!

PRESCRIPTIVE  300TH POSTS
November-TNA One Night Only- Young Blood
November-WWE Survivor Series
December-TNA One Night Only $10k Classic
December-WWE TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS

If i do get to 299 by late December-then the royal rumble in January will be my 300th!

Well, that's it! I have a review to launch tomorrow so i have my work cut out for  me! Join me tomorrow at boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie for the the kick-off!
Peace!
Eamonn.
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WWE Summerslam predictions

I'm back!....doing predictions and tumbling, but I'll be back reviewing wrestling back in September, my 2 month sabbatical is nearly over and my health has nearly restored, but I'm not at full vigour just yet!As such, and despite what my schedule says, i will NOT be watching summerslam live! which means results will be commissioned onto enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com as a Second Hand Smoke Episode, on monday!

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP AND US CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER TAKES ALL MATCH!
SETH ROLLINS LOSES TO, I MEAN VS JOHN FUCKING CENA!
CENAWINSLOL!
CENAWINSLOL!
CENAWINSLOL!
SPOILERS*CENAWINSLOL!
MONEY ON! SETH ROLLINS-I JUST YANKING YOUR CHAIN!-CENAWINSLOL!

SHIT SANDWICH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIT
 STEROID BACK(C) VS THE BIG SHITE! VS GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
This match will not go away! it has to happen! even cancelling it when Ryback NEARLY HAD HIS LEG AMPUTATED! Didn't kill the beast. Sadly, Miz and show has loss on tv this week and no matches on Superstars so thier chances of winning has ballooned
MONEY ON: IF ONLY RYBACK HAD A STRAIGHT TO DVD MOVIE TO PROMOTE THIS MONTH! THEN HE'LL KEEP HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!

4-WAY MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
PRIME TIME PLAYERS(C) (YOUNG/O'NEILL) VS NEW DAY(TIT E/ KOBE JOHNSON) VS LOS LATINOS STERIOTYPICOS (JOBBERCO UNO Y JOBBERCO DOS) VS LUCHA DRAGONS (CALISTO Y SIN CARA) 
Okay, i have no idea how to call this one! The PTP have a match this week on Superstars. but that usually means they will retain their championship. all the other teams have stakes to the belts and the reason why i assumed kofi and e will the duo in this match, well I'll get to that at rumoured matches section!
MONEY ON: THIS IS A TOUGH ONE, BUT PCP TO RETAIN!

9 WOMAN CLUSTERFUCK INCLUDING THE DIVAS CHAMPION
TEAM BELLA (Nikki/Brie/Alicia) vs TEAM PCB (Paige/Charlotte/Lynch) vs Team B.A.D (Sasha/Tamina/Naomi)
Wow. Sasha is on double duty this weekend, not only in this match, but a title match against Bayley, the night before! A loss of that title will light a fire under her!
MONEY ON: SCENARO 1: BAD WINS Because losing the women's title will make Sasha go Ape-shit!
SCENARO 2: FACES WIN in both scenaros bellas lose because this match is non-title, And they have book CENA'S HO! to lose once and a while!

BROCK LESNAR VS THE UNDERTAKER
This is the match everyone is taking about! the revenge match that took 2 years almost to get around! This will deliver!
MONEY ON: TAKER!

RUSEV VS DOLPH ZIGGLER
....Sadly this won't deliver! It's clear that Dolph hasn't signed an extension to this contract to be put in shit like this! but it's not a mixed tag with a girl isn't a wrestler and a girl who can't wrestle...yet! so be thankful for small mercies!
MONEY ON: ZIGGLER!

BLANDY BORE-TON VS LAMEARSE!
Seriously Triple-H? if they can't share Bastista's unlimited title shot game genie, then no-one should have it!
Money on: Orton to win but see rumoured matches below!

WYATT FAMILY VS DEAN AMBROSE AND ROMAN "THE WANK PHEASANT" REIGNS!
This is so ovivously a heel turn set-up! Look at Reigns-Handsome, 3rd generation, and poster boy for the amercian adoption agency and family man, and Dean Ambrose-Sleazy, dress like a hobo, makes faces like a he's sniffed every thing in bathroom cabinet! and fights like he's being paid in sandwiches, and business has being slow!
Money on: Wyatt. Welcome to the Family Dean!

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!
CESARO VS KEVIN OWENS 
Sadly This watch will be missed but apart from this and Lesner and Undertaker i would be paying for only 2 good matches! this match like The 9 woman Clusterfuck! will teter on events at Takeover the night before! But Backstage whispering has told me that wwe creative has soured on Kevin Owens because of his weight, and maybe that's why Cesaro is getting is a look-in, because there only room in the doghouse for 1 at a time!
MONEY: ON CESARO (WHETHER FINN BALOR WILL MAKE AN APPEARANCE IS ANYONE'S GUESS!)

SHITE!
ADRIAN NEVILLE & STEPHEN AMELL VS KING BARRETT & TIM CURRY STARDUST
THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS MATCH, ONLY PICTURES!


RUMOURED MATCHES!/EVENTS
Xavier woods vs Mini Mantaur
Dark Matches and promos by Nxt stars
Padding with John Stewart
Summerslam has 4 official theme songs and the show is 4 hours-expect mini-concert bullshit!
 
 well that's it!
ENLIGHTENED TOWERS WILL REOPEN ON SEPTEMBER WITH MY WINTER SCHEDULE! Results of summerslam will we written at enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com on monday! to tie you over until then, checkout my movie reviews at boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com including a this month's review of This is it!

I',ll see you here in a fortnight!
PEACE!