TNA WILL FADE AWAY AND FILE ITSELF AS OBSOLETE!; TNAWFUL: ONE SHITE ONLY: WORLD CUP OF WRESTLING: I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE! NO ONE ELSE IS!

I could have watched Bayley debut on the wwe main roster last night, you know that right?

However, i was never going to part €25 to watch a Gobshite from Mtv or a Return Promo-SO THERE!

WELCOME TO WORLD CUP OF WRESTLING, A SHOW FILMED 4 WEEKS AGO WHEN WWE WAS GOING OUT OF IT'S WAY TO BUILD BATTLEGROUND-ONLY FOR DIXIE TO RELEASE THIS SHOW 2 DAYS BEFORE THE WWE SHOW (ONE DAY IF YOU'RE EUROPEAN!)

So this is another tournament-this time for a trophy-which they probably rented from the bowling alley down the street! 4 teams of 5, 4 men-1 knockout!-will face each other in matches for points whatever 2 teams win the most will battle in a 10 person tag Main event!

TEAM BENNETT               TEAM STORM         TEAM DRAKE     TEAM [REDACTED]
Mike Bennett                          James Storm                Eli Drake                [Name Redacted]*
ec3                                          Bram                           Drew Galloway       Eddie Edwards
Crazy Steve                            Trevor Lee                   Mahabali Shera       Jesse Glassjawz
Rosemary                               Madison                       Sienna                     Jade
Grado                                     Baraka                          Dax                         Robbie E

*Yeah it's Jeff Hardy but the current storyline is that the Final Deletion was apparently for the Use of Jeff's image as intellectual Property. To the point where Jeff is no longer allowed to wrestle as Jeff Hardy but as Brother Nero

Anyway the main story is that Bennett has made his rival Ec3 his team mate...and it bit him on the ass! Remember when the self serving Jobber-Killer was Ethan's Gimmick-well, IT'S STILL HIS GIMMICK! Storm just picked everyone else who had a beard! That's it! Why isn't drew a captain, when this was filmed he was still the world's champion! However Drake was a good choice because backstage, none of his team were having none of it!

35 Minutes and 2 ad breaks later, we FINALLY have matches! all matches are one point each, because why shake things up, when every ppv is a tournament?

Trevor Lee was a good choice to put against Drew Galloway, This was a great opener. Styles makes fights, as they say, and Lee's striking-centric style was the antidote to the Technical Galloway, who still won! Team Drake: 1 point

Next was Bastille Baraka Loses to-I Mean-vs-Ethan Midcarder The Turd!-THE FUCK YOU THINK HAPPENED! ONE POINT-TEAM BENNETT

1st captain's match became a comedy match when Drake drank Storm's beer and storm V triggered and curb stomped Drake in a Raging Rampage Of Revenge! this will lead to the stupid Title vs Beer match where Storm will become King Of The Mountain!

I thought it was all over when Shera hit Eddie with the Sky-High, but somehow latched on to win with Boston Knee Party!

A precursor to the feud that they are having now, Bram countered the Jumping DDT into Brighter Side Of Suffering aka IT'S JUST A FUCKING DDT! It would have being funnier if Bram said something like "OI! STEVE! I SHAGGED YER BIRD!" Before hitting it!

2 of the strongest men of the roster, Jessie Godderz and Baron Dax, duked it out, Dax had a great showing but Glassjawz hit Adonis Lock on Dax!

Mike Bennett Vs [REDACTED] WAS A GREAT MATCH, BECAUSE MARIA DID HER JOB AS HEEL VALET, RIGHT!

Bennett knees [REDACTED] and revived to hit him with the Miracle In Progress!

Jade won the 4 way by pinning Rosemary-NEXT!

Next was a really unfunny comedy match. Oh Grado, what have they done to you? Still he won the Point, Which was nice!

Main event-Team Bennett vs Team [REDACTED] Turned into a clusterfuck! Ethan Naturally turned on Bennett, making him pinable by Jesse Godderz...OH DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WE ARE PUSHING THE GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER?

WELL THAT'S IT! NOT TOO BAD, JUST WISH TNA WOULD NOT PULL THIS 1/2 DAY(S) BEFORE WWE PPV BULLSHIT FOR ATTENTION!...ONLY FOR THEM TO SANDWICH BOUND FOR GLORY BETWEEN NO MERCY AND THE CLASH OF CHAMPIONS!

I'll be back next month with my 1st summerslam in years! but before that, tomorrow i have a new taste-test-Keep One, Destroy one with Doritos!

See you Tommorrow!

THE COMPLETE WWE 2016 DRAFT *CONTAINS SUSPECTED WWE BATTLEGROUND SPOILERS*

I was going to to a complete play-by-play of last night, except the matches were too short and were shit anyway! After Smackdown was a Supplemental Draft this post will now reveal the full Split Roster!

WWE RAW ROSTER FOR 2016/17
COMMISSIONER-STEPHANIE MACMAHON
GENERAL MANAGER-MICK FOLEY

CHAMPIONS
US CHAMPION -RUSEV
WWE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS-THE NEW DAY
(BIG E/KINGSTON/WOODS)
WWE WORLDS WOMEN CHAMPIONSHIP
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP-TBA

Finn Balor
Roman Reigns
Brock Lesner
Sami Zayn
Chris Jericho
Kevin Owens
Big Show
Neville
Cesaro
Sheamus
Titus O'Neill
Darren Young
Sin Cara
Jack Swagger
Mark Henry
Braun Strowman

TAG DIVISION
Enzo and Cass
The Club
The Dudley Boyz
Dallas/Axel
The Shining Stars
Golden Truth

WOMEN'S DIVISION
Sasha Banks
Nia Jax
Paige
Summer Rae
Alicia Fox
Dana Brook

MANAGERS/VALETS
Paul Heyman
Lana
Bob Backlund

OPINION: WELL LOOKS LIKE NEITHER OF THE MID CARD BELTS ARE CHANGING HANDS! Plus unless Seth can get the belt on sunday or reinstate the World's championship, the flagship will not have a major belt. or Smackdown is going to have a GOBSHITE FROM MTV AS IT'S TOP MAN!

WWE SMACKDOWN ROSTER FOR 2016/17
COMMISSIONER: SHANE MACMAHON
GENERAL MANAGER: DANIEL BRYAN

CHAMPIONS
WWE CHAMPION-DEAN AMBROSE
WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION-GOBSHITE FROM MTV

AJ Styles
John Cena
Randy Orton
Bray Wyatt
Baron Corbin
Dolph Ziggler
Alberto Del Rio
Kane
Kalisto
Apollo Crews
Erick Rowan

TAG TEAM DIVISION
American Alpha
The Usos
The Ascension
Hype Bros
Breezedango
Vaudevillians

WOMEN'S DIVISION
Becky Lynch
Natalya
Naomi
Alexa Bliss
Eva Marie
Carmella

MANAGERS/VALETS
Maryse

OPINION: AS I EXPECTED, Smackdown has become a more diverse male roster with a tag division and a women's division that will have to claw each week until the next draft to get notice! Naomi's fan base fuming that she is not in title contention ...



more strange is that Carmella is on the main roster....but NOT WITH ENZO AND CASS? What the Hell?

So that's it!
this is going to be wild ride, we still don't know if the rumours of the revised wwe ppv schedule is real or not! But until then! I have a a pre-recorded ppv from a company who doesn't give a shit anymore to do on Monday!

Late Summer schedule: Rumours, Innuendo and Shadows!

(This schedule is yet to be confirmed, but the bogger box office reviews are Legit, since all i need is a dvd to make a review! Wrestling is not as simple! I need ample funds to buy a ppv, Also I need to know if my Country gets the television rights!)

WWE-THE DRAFT, BATTLEGROUND AND THE PHANTOM PPV SCHEDULE!

First things first, after paying for Mitb, I will not be buying Battleground! Besides, 5 days before Battleground is the 1st Live Smackdown and the draft on with it! Who is going to Smackdown? who's staying on Raw? Will Nxt Superstars be Drafted to The Main Roster? Will we ever see Finn Balor in the Club? Will Charlotte get Hugged pout of the title? Will we ever get Cena vs Joe? Will Miz be demoted to Nxt to LEARN HOW TO THROW A FUCKING CLOTHESLINE RIGHT? All will be revealed on the 19th of This Month.

this also raised the question of a supposed leaked revised schedule. One that will return to the old style of Branded PPVS every 2 weeks, and the Big 4 being Dual Branded! if this is true, thenppv showing in Ireland may changed into one of 3 Scenarios

1. With 20 PPVS A year, Sky Box office continues to show all shows at €25 a pop, regardless of quality, which fluctuates as it is! (UNLIKELY!)
2. Much like the Nxt Takeovers and Bash At the Beach, Most of these Shows will Exclusive to the Network and ....anyone in Ireland rich enough to pay €70 for the worst quality Broadband in Western Europe! (SADLY, VERY LIKELY!)
3. Sky, who cares more about ppv boxing than wrestling, throw there hands up and say "Fuck it!" and return to the much loved "ppv this month, free next month" alteration (VERY LIKELY!)

So far nothing is confirmed apart from Night of Champions now called "Clash of  The Champions!"
 Apart from summer slam and Clash which i am definitely doing this year, I am at a loss, until things get cleared up

SUPPOSED SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS

• 12/09/16-Supposed review of WWE RAW: BACKLASH (tumblr)
• Clash of Champions (this blog)
• October-Supposed review of smackdown: No Mercy!
•  All shows beyond October will be reviewed on Tumblr, but on my own discrection! leading Nicely into....

IMPACT WRESTLING-ONE SHITE ONLYS, A GAMESHOW CHANNEL WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING AND AN OWNER WHO KNOWS LESS!

I'm not reviewing Battleground as i said already, but i was expecting, Tna to take advantage of the 5 week Built-up this show was going through...AND THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE! Take advantage of the wait the fans would go through and put a show to make company fresh in the audience minds when the rival company finally has their show. And sure Enough, Tna filmed a World Cup Of Wrestling on the 13th of June!

When will show be aired?
THE 22ND OF JULY-2 DAYS BEFORE A SHOW WWE HAD 5 WEEKS TO BUILD TO! WORSE FOR IRELAND AND BRITAIN! SINCE WE DON'T A LIVE IMPACT CONTRACT, WE HAVE TO WATCH IT A DAY BEFORE THE LIVE PPV!

And that bring s me back to the 6 day wait BULLSHIT! That was implimented by ChallengeTV, just  so it keep it's Precious menclature of all the ppv on Saturday so it's Precious, Precious Re-runs are not screwed up! Because of this, I'm Not Sure if there will be a Bound For Glory review this year, if they spring this 6 day wait on us again! if it's live, great! if it's back to 3 day wait, that's manageable, But anything for than 5, COME ON ARE YOU SERIOUS! No Mercy if it exists, may be the new last ppv I do this year!

GLOBAL FORCE WRESTLING-STILL WAITING JEFF! IT'S BEING A YEAR NOW!
September makes a year since Jeff Jarrett, and Boulder Creek Intl Productions announced going into business to distribute their shows on British Television, and where are now, a cut and paste message on twitter of "WE ARE WORKING ON IT, {INSERT NAME HERE!] STAY TUNED!

(DEEP BREATH!)
At least Bogger Box office is still under Some level of Control!

LATE SUMMER SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

• August-Guns, Girls,Gambling
• September-Surf's Up!

well that's my lot, Gentlemen and few ladies!
Rest assured, when i get a solid piece of confirmed news i will update this schedule! But for now, ah man, we are really driven to distraction!

Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli where usually I am more Mellow than this! Usually!

REVENGE OF THE TASTE TEST 2K16

Imagine how annoyed I was a Few weeks ago when, after finishing my limited edition Pringles Taste test, this came out of the blue!

Cadbury's has released for the summer 3 icecream inspired flavours of their baked good-The Mini Roll-A chocolate roulade about 3 ins long covered in Cadbury's signature Chocolate! Being limited editions, you can't buy these separate, only in packs of 10. We will do this is Alphabetical Order.

Before i Start, the advertising suggests that i should put the cakes in a freezer overnight!


I'm Eating these straight out of the package, with a cuppa, Like a cake, CAUSE IT'S A FUCKING CAKE! WHO FREEZES A CAKE?

CHOCOLATE HAZELNUT
Package Colour: Brown and White Scarf
Calorie count-510 calories
Package Mottoes-"Freeze Me" "Cold as Ice" "Ice To Eat Me" "Spread the Joy" "Choc Full Of Joy" "Choc-Tastic"

Two Bites and Confection is obliterated, Chocolate Sponge with a Chocolate Cream, looks bland, tastes bland, is bland. The cream keeps the dry sponge most, so there's that!

NEAPOLITAN
Package Colour: Pink and White Scarf
Calorie Count: 515 calories
Package Mottoes-the 1st four above are repeated but are joined by "Triple Trouble" and "THE Classic!"
You Can smell it through the plastic and all the memories of summer holidays and family parties come flooding back! To invoke the taste of Neapolitan,the sponge is not chocolate, but vanilla and the cream (the very little of it!) is strawberry, Delicious and Novel concept, would have liked more cream!

TOFFEE SWIRL
Package Colour: Sand and white Scarf
Calorie Count: 540 calories
Package Mottoes; "Toffee-tastic" "Naughty but Ice" "BRRRRR!" "Melt in Your Mouth" "Just For Mum"
As always, the Toffee Flavour is the most heaviest flavour of the bunch. The sponge is vanilla again and cream is joined by a thin layer of butterscotch on it, which spirals to the bottom the closer i eat to the adjacent end. It has the same problem the 1st had, no contrasting flavours, chocolate hazelnut had chocolate-in-chocolate-in-chocolate, whilst this has vanilla-in-vanilla-in-vanilla, with the chocolate breaking up the flavour!

Well, that's it!
I'm gonna sitting here waiting for #TNAWFUL to release the next One SHITE whenever they feel like it, instead of capitalizing on the 4 week wait til WWE battleground and RELEASING IT NOW!

I'm review it when it does get released, I will no longer be reviewing Battleground, BECAUSE I AM OPTING TO WATCH THE DRAFT ON THE LIVE SMACKDOWN INSTEAD!

See you all soon!

MONEY IN THE BANK 2016: TITTYMASTER OF HIS DOMAIN!

How apropos a setting for a high risk match than Las Vegas! It was built as the GREATEST MONEY IN THE BANK EVER! AND It Didn't Disappoint. Mania quality Main Event's that were held nicley by the undercard however, nothing is ever 100% which brings us to....

on the Preshow, OLD TURDS Defeated Breeze and Fandango, because they....were covered in sunburn! I don't know what was more painful, having to work a match in that condition or watching it!

Did the Dudleys come back from the Theme Park Ran by An Electric Company, just to put over young talent? It's the way of the world of wrestling I understand that, however you don't need to put over Kalisto, as he is well talented and I've Sin Enough Cara has a brown tongue somewhere in that mask!

To the Show itself and we had a solid start with the 4 way match, it made the champs look strong but also the other 3 teams, winning sequence was all 4 teams hitting their finishes ending with Gallows taking Midnight Hour! New day are 9 days from being the Tag team record held by Paul London and Brain Kendrick.

Waiting for Dolph vs Boring to end be like...
 
Baron Won, like anyone cares!

SHOCKER OF THE NIGHT! NATTIE TURNED HEEL ON BECKY! After losing to the women's champion, Charlotte and Asya 2.0! Dana continues to be the Shits!

Crews bet Lame-Arse with a Roll-up!
3 dreg match on the trot!
Looks like Sheamus's legs....(Puts on sunglasses) weren't Rocksteady!

Despite an awesome match, a ref bump insured that that the club did help it's leader in defeating John Cena. I SMELL REMATCH!

Next was the reason we came, the Money in the bank ladder match, and never had i heard a crowd split-6 ways, Every entrance the crowd was lit! We had a lot of unique offence cannonballs onto ladders Springboard SHORYUKENS! In the End  Dean Ambrose won the contract, but his night was not over yet...

To get to it, Titus faced Rusev in a title match that was owned after Vince MacMahon's bullshit! And even then, Rusev retained! But remember what i said on Wednesday-Title changes at a wwe ppv is one Minimum!

It was Bittersweet for Seth Rollins last night, coming back from injury after 9 months, winning the title he never lost, only to Dean to REV UP DEM TITTIES! As he Promised, Dean Ambrose cashed in on Seth and celebrated in Sin City with the Gold-ware!

WELL THAT'S IT! I HAVE A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT COMING SOON, AS WELL AS THE SCHEDULE FOR LATE SUMMER! If you want more Enlightened Goodness, follow me on twitter @RealEnli

MONEY IN THE BANK PREDICTIONS

(Reads TNA Spoilers and Public Apology from Pop Tv)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

OH I'M SO GLAD I AVOIDED THIS SEWAGE PIT OF A COMPANY THIS WEEK!

Sunday is the event that will promise to change the current status quo of WWE. If you win Money in the bank, you are guaranteed to be a top guy in Wrestling.

JUST ASK DAMIAN SANDOW!
OH WAIT!

And if you win it means Creative have complete faith in your abilities!

JUST ASK THE BIG DEAD CAREER AND GOBSHITE FROM MTV!

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
THE MAN SETH ROLLINS VS THE GUY BLOWMAN LAMES!
I Wonder if Rollins is 100%. but don't worry!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AT FULL STRENGTH-TO MAY ROMAN LOOK STRONG!
MONEY ON-REIGNS! THIS MATCH MAY BE A LITMUS TEST ON IF THE MITB WINNER WOULD JUST CASH IN THAT NIGHT!

THE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION WILL BE IN ACTION
BECKY LYNCH & NATALYA VS CHARLOTTE AND DANA "LEX LUGER IN DRAG!" BROOK
Charlotte just got over an arm injury, now she's gonna throw her back out, Carrying Dana Brook
MONEY ON: FACES IT'S NON TITLE THEREFORE IT DOESN'T MATTER!

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
RUSEV (C) VS TITUS O'NEILL
After that ridiculous suspension 3 months ago, It's only fair that Titus gets this shot! by ironically putting his hands on a white man!
MONEY ON: EVEN THOUGH THESE PPVS ARE USUALLY ONE TITLE CHANGE MINIMUM, VINCE OWES TITUS THIS SHOT!

FATAL 4-WAY MATCH FOR THE WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
 THE NEW DAY (C) (TBA-ANY COMBINATION OF WOODS, KINGSTON AND BIG E) VS THE VAUDEVILLIANS (GOTCH/ENGLISH) VS ENZO AND CASS VS THE BULLET CLUB 
If they don't put the belts on Gallows and Anderson, then what is the point of signing them?
MONEY ON: THE CLUB!

MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH
ALBERTO "PAIGE'S PAPI!" DEL RIO VS CESARO VS KEVIN OWENS VS SAMI ZAYN VS CHRIS JERICHO VS DEAN AMBROSE!
ALL TALENT! ALL EXCITEMENT! NO PLACEHOLDERS! NO BIG SHITES! NO BIG RED DISAPPOINTMENTS! NO R-TURDS! NO GOBSHITES FROM MTV! WHOEVER WINS THIS MATCH! DESERVES TO WIN THIS MATCH!
MONEY ON: BOOKING A MONEY IN A BANK IS SIMPLE REALLY! ONGOING FUEDS CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT! SAMI AND OWENS ARE STILL FEUDING! AS ARE DEAN AND JERICHO. SINCE CESARO AND DEL RIO ARE NOT DIRECTLY FEUDING IT COULD EASILY BE ONE OF THOSE 2!

THE DREAM MATCH!
AJ STYLES GETS BURIED BY-I MEAN VERSUS- JOHN CENA!
WHAT TO HEAR JOHN CENA'S NEW THEME MUSIC? IT'S AN IRISH FOLK SONG BUT DON'T HOLD THAT AGAINST IT!
https://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjy3cvG1qnNAhWjKMAKHaUSAXkQ3ywIHzAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DApHj9vOu2eQ&usg=AFQjCNG926brjva9e14v_FGG8-CdYWJjlg&sig2=3UXTMK2lIXRKXrnHt3Jwbg

MONEY ON: THE FUCK YOU THINK? AND STYLES CALLING CENA OUT ON IT? ALL HE GOT WAS CENA SAYING "AT LEAST I ADMIT IT!"

PRESHOW
LAME-ARSE VS APOLLO CREWS!
Lets see Crews smile after Lame-Arse kicks him with the Boot-Licker's Boot!

DOLPH ZIGGLER VS BORING SIDEBURNS-AGAIN!
WELL, SINCE WE ARE RECYCLING...


WELL, THAT'S IT!
Results will be up on this blog on Monday Morning! and apart from any surprise reviews or announcements you will not hear anything til next month! And For those Asking YES! SLAMMERVERSARY WILL BE "NEW" IN EUROPE ON SATURDAY 17TH  OF JULY 2016! And NO! there will NO COVERAGE OF A SHOW SHOWN LAST WEEK! When Spoilers are more readily available. Not here, Not on Tumblr. YOU WHERE GIVEN THE CHANCE TO LET US DO OUR JOBS IMPACT WRESTLING AND CHALLENGE TV! BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN!

TNA CRAPPIVERSARY: A PREDICTION'S POST IN VERSE!

TNA'S SLAMMIVERSARY is on Saturday
But the Brits and this Irishman won't see it anyway!

So what has put me in a very bad nature?
All Tna ppv's on Saturdays, because of Menclature 

One SHITE Only, a night later well that is just Grand
but 6 day wait for a live show? I'M GONNA THROW HANDS!

We tweeted that proposed to change it to wednesday with a bit of Nudge
But the gameshow channel that know Jackshit about wrestling, wouldn't move a budge

A Rebrand at challenge is coming to revert to a gameshow ONLY! Station
They already cancelled... 



So after MITB, I WON'T REVIEW TNA TIL JULY!
Because if you don't care, THEN WHY SHOULD I

Not having the show this week does not make sense!
But i suppose i can throw in my two cents!

DREW GALLOWAY VS BOBBY LASHLEY IS YOUR MAINEVENT THAT NIGHT!
The Match is Billed as a Legitimate Fight!

Drew has being fighting champion,  the Scot's Double Tough!
But being an MMA fighter, Lashley Know's his stuff!

What has Happened to Matt Hardy-Everyone's Hero?
He's got Badger-Arse Hair and is obsessed with "BRUVAH NERRRRRRROOOOOOO!

Using Baby as a prop is some stupid style villainy
HE AND JEFF HARDY WILL FIGHT IN NOT-TLC!

MIKE BENNETT IS A WORLD CLASS WRESTLER! THAT'S A FACT
(But someone should told the Creative Team That!)

the guy only fights jobbers and that makes me sick
Ethan Midcarder got pissed "Hey that's my Gimmick!"

AT HIS FIRST CRAPPIVERSARY! BENNETT HAS THE FIGHT OF HIS LIFE
....Too bad all the focus has gone to his Wife!

For Months, Maria has dome nothing but Scold
With her voice she stole from a 4-year old!

MARIA THE HEAD KNOCKOUT FACES GAIL KIM WITH NO INTENTION TO QUIT!
....YEAH GOOD FUCKING LUCK YOUR GONNA NEED IT!

JADE THE KNOCKOUT'S CHAMP FACES MARIA'S NEW PROXY
(Because Maria's style of Wrestling is, at Best, Poxy!)

Sienna-formerly known as Alysin Kay
Crushed the veteran Gail like a beercan....on her very 1st day!

Jade seems like she has her work cut out for her
She still wishes Rebel was at Ringside, even if she is Dumb As Dirt!

A Cash in the feast or fired took as long as it take
We have new King of the Mountain and his name is "EL.I. DRAKE!"

THE FORMER CHAMP BRAM WANTS TO BEAT HIM LIKE HIS EX-WIFE!
But he won't...AND THAT IS JUST A FACT OF LIFE!

Al Snow these days is acting like a tool!

"IN MY DAY, WE HAD TO WALK 15 MILES TO WRESTLING SCHOOL!

Al's new charges are the French Legionaires

the guys with potential but wwe didn't care!

THE FRENCH AND AL HAVE BEING TREATING GRADO AND SHERA LIKE JERKS!

Somewhere during this Shera forgot how the English Language Work!

If you expect faces to win, don't hold your Breath!

they must make this new faction look like a threat!

THE X DIVISION 4WAY WILL OPEN PROCESSIONS

THE CRUISERS THE ONLY GOOD LEFT IN IMPACT WRESTLING!

The current champ Trevor Lee, looks like a Caveman, Defrosted

takes advantage of opponents G.S. Helms Accosted!

It's time for Eddie Edwards to have a singles belt to Wear

...And Zima Ion will also be there!

To the tag belts now, and what can i say?

Abyss's career is reborn because of Decay!

they put Jesse and robbie back together because single runs fell flat

and now they are managed by Tough Enough's Ring-Rat!

They got back to together so they can feud over a skank!

This wont end well, take that to the bank!

Pepper Parks now Braxton Sutter will debut on Slammerversary

BUT HIS OPPONENT IS AT THIS TBC!

WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS RHYME!

I'LL BE BACK WITH MITB PREDICTIONS SO SEE YOU NEXT TIME!