Showing posts with label wwe draft. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wwe draft. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 3, 2023

WWE Draft: piece by piece

 Hello And welcome to the aftermath of the WWE. This is will a paragraph of each pick in order they were determined.

ROUND 1.

REMAINING ON SMACKDOWN-THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION ROMAN REIGNS W/ PAUL HEYMAN AND SOLO SIKOA.

.... Thus confirming the worst kept secret of last week, that the Newly revived Heavyweight championship is exclusive to raw. 

CODY RHODES REMAINS ON RAW

Well that makes no sense! Are they really bringing back belt so Cody can be champion and not take it from Roman?

BIANCA BELAIR DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

And now all we do is wait to them to confirm Rhea is going to Smackdown so they could swap belts unless Io is going over on Backlash, more on here later.

BECKY LYNCH REMAINS ON RAW

So it looks like once Becky is finished with Trish, she'll get a feud with Rhea.

ROUND 2

STREET PROFITS DRAFTED TO SD!

PERSONALLY I WISH THESE TWO WERE SPLIT UP ALREADY!

IMPERIUM DRAFTED TO RAW.

I am all for Gunther being in the A-show. You want to establish big names for the Tournament for the new belt? That's an odds on favourite. Plus imagine the Personality of Former Chickenshit heel Sami meshing against the Current Toady Ludwig Kaiser.

EDGE DRAFTED TO SD!

.... WHAT FOR? TO DO WHAT?

MATT RIDDLE REMAINS ON RAW

 I suppose we are supposed to buy Riddle as a contender for the new belt?

ROUND 3

BOBBY LASHLEY DRAFTED TO SD!

.... there goes my pick for the new title.

DREW MCINTYRE DRAFTED TO RAW

You think Drew being lex Luger'd in his own country was bad, watch how worse he'll be directly under Vince!

THE CLUB WITHOUT BULLETS DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN! 

Clearly the plan is to have them win the all the brand's titles but there is a Problem with that! Currently the Smackdown women's  title is unconfirmed and the tag belts are other faces. 

THE MIZ IS STILL RUINING RAW

HE'S A GATEKEEPER AND NOTHING ELSE!

ROUND FOUR

DAMAGE CONTROL DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN!

Oh I can't wait to see Michael Cole squirm in his seat with Bayley giving him the business! Also that now means Io may go for the title, after all.

SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DRAFTED TO RAW.

He'll make a good Showing in the tournament, then Vince will never use him again!

ALL NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONS CALLED UP TO RAW.

Poor Indi Hartwell! She proved she could be taken seriously after the Sameface's made her their Sitcom Daughter, only to be drafted to raw, dropping the belt and no doubt be reuniting with Dexter Lumis and the Samefaces! Speaking of, Nikki Cross has a thing for Dexter, hasn't she, so watch her get even and have Isla and Alba have their names dragged in the mud!

FROM THE FIRST SUPPLEMENTAL DRAFT AKA "CREATIVE HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU, PAL!"

JD MCDUMBASS DRAFTED TO RAW

ZOEY STARK DRAFTED TO RAW

NATTIE, SONYA, CHELSEA AND APOLLO CREWS DRAFTED TO RAW (They aren't a group, they just didn't bother to give them a separate graphic!)

LACEY EVANS REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

THE VIKING RAIDERS W/ ANTI-VAX THE IMPALER DRAFTED TO RAW

DEXTER LUMIS AND CANDICE SAMEFACE REMAIN ON RAW

MAXIMUM MALE MODELS DRAFTED TO RAW

FROM MONDAY NIGHT RAW 

ROUND FIVE

PICK 1: RHEA RIPLEY REMAINS ON RAW

So it was obvious what was to happen and will happen, it's all change for The Title Holders. Case in point....

PICK 2: AUSTIN THEORY DRAFTED TO SD! 

Smackdown is starting to shape into the Smackdown of old, with a Roster of Veterans and Upstarts, It works on paper, but will it work in practice? 

PICK 3: SETH FRANKLIN ROLLINS REMAINS IN RAW!

While we are still not sure what the gimmick truly is, there was no way raw was losing him close to a title tournament.

PICK 4: CHARLOTTE FLAIR REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

To make sure what ever belt does come over it will be become the WORLD CHARLOTTE CHAMPIONSHIP, 

ROUND 6

PICK 1: SAMI ZAYN AND KEVIN OWENS REMAIN ON RAW THOUGH BY  VIRTUE OF BEING TAG CHAMPIONS ARE CURRENTLY DUAL BRANDED.

PICK 2: THE USOS REMAIN ON SMACKDOWN.

Because how will their storyline go if they weren't?

PICK 3: JUDGEMENT DAY REMAINS ON RAW. 

Finn is a top contender for the new belt. Priest is a top Contender. Dominic....

PICK 4: THE LWO AND REY MYSTERIO DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN.

We are so sick of Rey being Betrayed by his son. So we can't wait to see Rey Being Betrayed by his Surrogate Son! 

ROUND 7

PICK 1: CHICKEN WAITRESS AND THE HAPPIEST GIANT GIRL IN THE WHOLE USA DRAFTED TO RAW (THOUGH BY VIRTUE OF BEING TAG CHAMPIONS ARE CURRENTLY DUAL BRANDED!)

PICK 2: ASUKA DRAFTED TO SD!

Now that's more like it! Asuka Following Bianca from Raw this will make the women's division interesting. From here on in the quality drops in some way or another.

PICK 3: NEW DAY DRAFTED TO RAW

I wished that they broke them up! I'm sorry that im not saying anything new or revolutionary, but wwe should get off that horse, err Unicorn, They have Ridden into the ground!

PICK 4: BRAWLING BRUTES REMAIN ON SMACKDOWN

No doubt to be the first feud of Round 9s Pick!

ROUND 8

TRISH STRATUS REMAINS ON RAW

So she's at odds with Becky, after that, and then what?

KARRION KROSS AND SCARLETT REMAIN ON RAW.

See Nakamura, Shinsuke!

RONDA ROUSEY AND SHAYNA BLASZLER DRAFTED TO RAW.

At this point does Ronda even WANT to be champion?

PICK 4: LA KNIGHT REMAINS ON SD!

If Smackdown is becoming the roster of Veterans and Upstarts L.A. Knight would be my first pick! Now the real question do you turn him face now or let the crowd do it organically against Austin Theory?

PICK3: BRONSON REED REMAINS ON RAW.

So he's not winning the belt on Saturday, however Bronson reed becoming would champion in his Return after his ridiculous firing! Shame he's supposed to a heel, otherwise it would have being a great storyline!

PICK 4: PRETTY DEADLY CALLED UP TO SD!

(ANGRY JONN RITLAND NOISES!)

YES BOY! The Prettyboys are coming to Smackdown no doubt to put their manicured hands on the titles.

ROUND TEN

BLOATIS AND SHOOSH BOY! REMAIN ON RAW.

If any team needed to split for the good of their careers, it's Alpha Academy! Let Otis Get little laughs as a overweight fashion model, just to save Gable's reputation!

RICK BOOGS REMAINS ON SD!

Do we really need to see this? Boogs new gimmick is he's insecure and lack Confidence. If i looked like that I'd be in the Mirror for Hours on end! He's not a sidekick anymore, Shin's on raw, Elias is now a free agent! This boat is drifting aimlessly.

THE CORONA QUEENS CALLED UP TO RAW DESPITE HAVE A NXT WOMEN'S TAG TITLE SHOT!

So the Belts are worthless now!

Also Don't think Direct management will cast a Blind eye if They pulled what they did for me to bestow this nickname on them. For those who don't know, Katana Chance used to be the only women to win America Ninja Warrior and used that small fame to Turn a Birthday into a Super Spreader event during the Pandemic. So these two can fuck off!

UNCLE HOWD-I MEAN, CAMERON GRIMES! ON SD!

Let's keep that our little secret and not Judge him on that?

THE SECOND "CREATIVE HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU PAL" SUPPLEMENT

Raw gets:

Johnny Sameface, Broke-Ass Brook, Nikki cross, Angel Garza, Humberto, Akira Tozawa, Piper Nevin, Tegan Knox, Mustafa Ali, Indus Sher, JOBBER MAHAL, Riddick Moss and Emma 

DING DING DING!

VINCE IS BACK AND MADE 90 PERCENT OF HIS FOREIGN TALENT INTO JOBBERS!

Odyssey Jones called up to raw. (BRUCE PRITCHARD IS GONNA TELL VINCE MARK HENRY IS BACK!)

Grayson Waller on Smackdown.

Like I said "VETERANS AND UPSTARTS"

Superstars who asked For or gained Free Agency

BROCK LESNER

ELIAS

VAUGHN WAGNER

BARON CORBIN (UNDRAFTED)

OMOS

SHELTON BENJAMIN AND CEDRIC ALEXANDER.

Well, that's it! 

Normal Service of the TICKET TO HELL EVENT Resumes on Monday over on the sister site boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com  Thank you for reading. and I will see over there!

PEACE!

Tuesday, April 13, 2021

A Tentative Summer Schedule for 2021

 Greetings from Ireland. Eamonn Here with a heads up of the Reviews I will be doing over the summer. But let's not Kid ourselves! In the return to Normalcy, reviews will be cancelled Since i was called by  Social Services to arrange my Covid Jab...Which is up in the air, but it means I will have to drop everything if my appointment has a date!

be that as it may....I Can Announce what will be Reviewed No Matter What!

ENLIGHTENEDTOWERS SUMMER SCHEDULE 2021

  • NEXT WEEK! Taste Test 2k21: Tayto Sandwich Flavours 
  • THIS SUMMER: THE WWE DRAFT!
  • June: Money In the Bank
  • August: Summerslam
(SUBJECT TO CHANGE!)

BOGGERBOXOFFICE SCHEDULE

2 TICKETS TO HELL-MACHINATIONS OF THE MARA

Ticket To Hell, My Double Feature Event Returns...But this won't be the Triumphant Return Everyone wanted, No This will Leave People Reeling, On the Review Side of the Event I Review the Modern Rom-Com Double Pack. And the Films Within

  • April to May 2 TICKETS TO HELL
    • Joe-Jack and Satanic Ostrich Reviews I Love you, Man!
    • Eamonn reviews Dinner For schmucks!
  • JUNE: MEN IN BLACK INTERNATIONAL
  • AUGUST: DORA THE EXPLORER, THE MOVIE! (YES REALLY!)
IT'S JULY ! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

In what could be the Last time I do this for Bastille Day, July will Continue With New Episodes of Code Lyoko Return to the Past Now!

And that is the Schedule as it Stands, Please Refer to my Twitter account (@RealEnli) if any changes are made!

Thank you for all your Support!

PEACE!

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EAMONN AKA ENLI

Monday, August 24, 2020

SUMMERSLAM 2020: ASS SURPRISE (yOU'LL nEVER sEE iT cOMING!)

OR SUMMERSLAM....CAN'T WE GET BEYOND THUNDERDOME?

Here I am, defying any new Lockdown restrictions to come in to get this out, and i will get these reviews out, even if i starve myself to afford the credit on for my phone....

First Match, Asuka vs Bayley for the Smackdown Women's championship, a good paced exciting opener, as I expected it to be, Bayley softened up Asuka's Leg, And after a Distraction By Banks, Bayley won with the most devasting move of all...The Fucking Roll-up!

#BANTHEFUCKINGROLLUP!

Kevin Owens Joins Commentary for the Raw tag Team Championship Match between the Street Profits and Garza/Andrade. This Match was Ok, Standard Stuff, Montez Ford got beat down, Angelo Dawkins got the Hot Tag and that was all she Wrote. Kevin Owens did announce that tomorrow on Raw, His guest on the KO Show Will be Aliester Black. Yes! Do Something With Black, Owens vs Black will be something I would pay to see!

And Speaking of Raw Tonight....
Keith Lee has being Called up to Raw. I guess if there is a rematch with Kross, we know who's winning, Don't we?

I was Pleasantly Surprised with the Loser Leaves WWE match with Mandy Rose vs Sonya Deville.
Mandy's new Ring Gear should have told you everything...she is taking this serious! And with all the Build and promos that Sonya Had prior to last night's loss, does that mean her push is over? ABSOLUTELY NOT! WATCH HER BE REVEALED AS THE LEADER OR AT LEAST A MEMBER OF RETRIBUTION!

Worst Match of the Night!
Seth Rollins vs Dominik Mysterio. If I can Channel Jim Cornette, Dominik is a Fishy-White skinned, no Definition, Indie Mud-show Fuck! Dominik is Not Ready! Dominik is Not NXT READY! HE IS NOT EVEN DARK MATCH READY! THIS WAS THE MATCH I FEARED WAS GOING TO BE WORST MATCH OF THE NIGHT, AND I WAS RIGHT! AND I'M NOT A WRESTLER! NOR WOULD I BE ABLE TO DO WHAT THEY DO FOR 300 PLUS DAYS A YEAR...BUT IF DOM IS SERIOUS ABOUT BEING A WRESTLER HE SHOULD HAVE PRESENTED HIMSELF BETTER! IN CASE YOU CARE, ROLLINS WON!

Congratulations to Asuka for winning the Raw women's championship she should never have lost!

In a Fierce Back and Forth Match, Drew Defeated Randy Orton to retain the WWE championship. Finish was Drew going for the Claymore Kick, only for Orton to go for the RKO, leaving Orton wide open for a backslide!

So if you where expecting, Alexa to be repackaged as Sister Abigail, or Retribution to reveal themselves, you were sadly mistaken. Main Event was Braun vs The Fiend and it was presented as a Heel Vs Heel Match, with noone to root for, this match dragged on! Plus it was a falls count anywhere, so it was just two big bulls in a china shop! The Surprise at the end was not the fiend winning the title, but the return of Roman Reigns, Roman lost a bit of weight he looks to be in fantastic shape, after remission!

Well That's It!
If you think I'm paying for another ppv in a weeks time filled with rematches from this show, YOU HAVE YOUR SHITE!

The Next time you'll see me is the last show ppv i do this year-HELL IN A CELL IN OCTOBER! But I will have content here between now and then, so keep it locked!

If you feel like it, Follow me On Twitter @REALENLI

PEACE!

Monday, October 21, 2019

WWE DRAFT 2019/20 HOT TAKE

IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN THAT MEANS AFTER 2/3 WEEKS THE ENTIRE ROSTER IS FINALIZED! THE ENTIRE 2 ROSTERS GOT HIT BY THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE TRY-HARD RULE SO THE ROSTER IS BEING RIPPED UP AND STARTED ALL OVER AGAIN, EVEN IF IT MEANS RAW CHAMPIONS, WITH CHAMPIONSHIPS WITH THE RAW NAME IN THEM, DRAFTED TO THE SHOW THEY BELONG TO!

RAW ROSTER FOR 2019/20 
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION SETH ROLLINS
RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPION BECKY LYNCH
US CHAMPION: AJ STYLES
WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: THE KABUKI WARRIORS (ASUKA/KAIRI SANE)
WWE RAW TAG CHAMPIONS: THE VIKING RAIDERS (ERIK/IBAR)
24/7 CHAMPION: CURRENTLY R-TRUTH


  • Drew McIntytre
  • Bobby Lashley
  • Kevin Owens
  • Randy Orton
  • Ricochet
  • Andrade
  • Rusev
  • Aliester Black
  • Samoa Joe 
  • Rey Mysterio
  • Ethan Midcarder the Turd!
  • Eric Young
  • Sin Cara STILL WORKS HERE?!?
  • Humberto Carillio
  • Rowan
  • Bubby Murphy
  • Cedric Alexander
  • JIN AND JUICE MAHAL
  • Akira Tozawa
  • Shelton Benjamin
  • Titus O'Neill
RAW WOMEN'S DIVISION

  • Alexa Bliss
  • Nattie
  • Nikki Cross
  • Charlotte
  • Liv Morgan
TAGTEAM DIVISION

  • The Orange County Club without Bullets
  • The Narrators( Street Profits)
Managers/Valets

  • Zelina Vega
  • Lana

SMACKDOWN ROSTER FOR 2019/20
WWE CHAMPION: BROCK LESNER
WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPION: BAYLEY
WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION:  SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPION: THE REVIVAL (WILDER/DAWSON)


  • Roman Reigns
  • Braun Strowman
  • Bray Wyatt
  • Daniel Bryan
  • Ali
  • GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
  • King Corbin
  • Chad Gable (I REFUSE TO CALL HIM SHORTY G! FUCK THAT, VINCE!)
  • Elias
  • Apollo Crews
  • Drew Gulak
  • Heath Slater
WOMEN'S DIVISION

  • Sasha Banks
  • Lacey Evans
  • Tamina 
  • Carmella
TAGTEAMS


  • ROODE/DOLPH 
  • LUCHA HOUSE PARTY
  • NEW DAY
  • B-TEAM
  • HEAVY MACHINERY
MAANGERS/VALETS

  • Paul Heyman
  • Sami Zayn (At Least I CAN GET HIS FUCKING NAME RIGHT, FOX!)
CURRENTLY UNDRAFTED AS OF SMACKDOWN LAST FRIDAY THE DRAFT IS OVER
  • Cesaro
  • Luke Harper
  • Mojo
  • No Way Jose
  • Dana Brooke
  • Fire and Desire
  • IIconics
  • Sarah Logan
  • AOP
  • HAWKINS/RYDER
So there it is! Smackdown came out better since they on theory anyway have a mid-card that can revitalize the Forgotten IC championship. I mean a roster with Gable, Ali, Crews and Drew would be too good not look over! If Nxt are doing call-ups it better be to the women's division, as of right now if you discount the tag-teams, the challenger pool is very shallow. Also Sin Cara is still employed?

So that was my hot take on the draft. If i'm lucky I may have results of Major League Wrestling's Slaughterhouse One hour Special tomorrow morning. Until then thank you for reading and follow me on twitter @RealEnli!



Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Superstar Shake-up 2018 (plus IMPACT ANNOUNCEMENT!)

Should Impact And 5 Broadcasting that owns 5spike even due come to an agreement about a tv deal....YEAH GUESS WHAT? FUCK YOU! You KNEW There was A PPV coming up, You KNEW It was Live, You Knew the tv deal was nearly up, so YOU THOUGHT (Snigger~) TO STOP PEOPLE TALKING SHIT ABOUT IMPACT AGAIN, THAT YOU DIDN'T TELL ANYONE IN CASE IT LEAKED ONTO A MEGGAGEBOARD WELL...
Image result for NEWSFLASH DOUCHEBAG!

So there will be no Redemption (IRONIC!)....Not from me anyway....from now until tnawful gets a new tv deal or SOMEONE! gets a tv deal in Britain, I will be reviewing nothing but WWE for the unforeseeable! My poor, poor wallet! But not til June! FUCKING BANK HOLIDAYS!
LEGEND:
RED: MOVE FROM RAW
BLUE: MOVE FROM SD!
YELLOW:CALL UP FROM NXT, INCLUDING LAST WEEKS CALL UP!


RAW ROSTER 2018/19
COMMISSIONER: STEPHANIE MACMAHON
GENERAL MANAGER: KURT ANGLE

BRAND CHAMPIONS
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION:BROCK LESNER
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: SETH ROLLINS
WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPION: NIA JAX
WWE RAW TAG CHAMPIONS:VACANT UNTIL GREATEST ROYAL RUMBLE
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION: CEDRIC ALEXANDER!

MALE ROSTER

  • Finn Balor
  • Roman Reigns
  • Titus O'Neill
  • Apollo Crews
  • Curt Hawkins
  • Elias
  • Curtis Axel
  • Bo Dallas
  • Bobby Lashley
  • Jinder Mahal
  • Sami Zayn
  • Kevin Owens
  • Dolph Ziggler
  • Baron Corbin
  • Zack Ryder
  • Mojo Rawley
  • Mike Kannelis
  • Chad Gable
  • Bobby Roode
  • No Way Jose
  • Drew McIntyre

TAG DIVISION

  • Slater/Rhyno
  • Revival
  • Matt/Bray
  • Authors Of Pain
  • Breezango
  • Ascension 
WOMEN'S DIVISION

  • Alexa Bliss
  • Ronda Rousey
  • Mickie James
  • Sasha Banks
  • Bayley
  • Alicia Fox
  • Dana Brook
  • Ember Moon
  • Ruby Riott
  • Liv Morgan
  • Sarah Logan
  • Nattie
NO CHANGE TO PERSONALITIES OR COMMENTARY DESK

SMACKDOWN ROSTER 2018/19
COMMISIONER: SHANE MACMAHON
GENERAL MANAGER: PAIGE

BRAND CHAMPIONS
WWE CHAMPION: AJ STYLES
US CHAMPION: JEFF HARDY
SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPION: CARMELLA
SMACKDOWN TAG CHAMPIONS: THE BLUDGEON BROTHERS

MALE ROSTER

  • Shinsuke Nakamura
  • Daniel Bryan
  • Rusev
  • Sin Cara
  • Aiden English
  • Primo
  • GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
  • Samoa Joe
  • Big Cass
  • R-truth
  • Eric Young
  • Alexander Wolfe
  • Killian Dain
  • Andrade Almas
TAG DIVISION

  • The New Day
  • The Usos
  • The Bar
  • The Club
WOMEN'S DIVISION

  • Becky Lynch
  • Charlotte
  • Lana
  • Tamina
  • Sonya Deville
  • Mandy Rose
  • Asuka
NO CHANGES TO COMMENTARY OR PERSONALITIES 

TALENT WITH DUAL BRANDED STATUS

  • John Cena
  • Corey Graves
  • Renee Young
  • Triple H
INJURED OR UNSURE STATUS?

  • Dean Ambrose (Injured)
  • Jason Jordan (Injured)
  • Maryse (On Pregnancy Leave)
  • Maria Kannelis (On Pregnancy Leave)
  • Nikki Cross (Wasn't Mentioned in Sanity announcement
  • Paul Ellering (Seemingly "Fired" By AoP 
  • Zelina Vega (Wasn't Mentioned in Almas Announcement!)
So there you have it. The Tree that was Blocking the growth for new ideas has being uprooted and new green shoots for new storylines have started. Paige Having a conflict of Interest with Absolution, Nattie vs Ronda, HeelKana, Bryan Braying for  Miz's Blood, American Alpha back together when Jordan returns, these are all soft balls that creative should be able to hit! 

Well that's it!
I will be back here in June...I'm not sure what i'm doing, yet! but I'm still here on the internet, working on Reviewing the Emoji Movie between now and June on Bogger Box Office!

PEACE!
EAMONN
AKA
ENLI
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Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Superstar shakeup-WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

So this week was the superstar shakeup and what happened was months of pushes and storylines were destroyed in a space of 48 hours here are the changes to the roster

LEGEND
RED TEXT: MOVED FROM RAW
BLUE TEXT: MOVED FROM SMACKDOWN
YELLOW TEXT: CALL UP FROM NXT
PURPLE TEXT: JOINED CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION

WWE RAW ROSTER TIL THE NEXT DRAFT
COMMISSIONER: Stephanie MacMahon
General Manager: Kurt Angle

BRAND CHAMPIONS
WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION: BROCK LESNER
WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: DEAN AMBROSE
WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION: NEVILLE
WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPION: BAYLEY
WWE RAW TAG CHAMPIONS: THE HARDYS


  • Finn Balor
  • Roman Reigns
  • Apollo Crews
  • Chris Jericho*
  • Titus O Neill
  • Darren Young
  • The Miz
  • Braun Strowman
  • Curt Hawkins
  • Mark Henry
  • Elias Samson
  • Curtis Axel
  • Bo Dallas
ONLY ONE CHANGE TO CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION

  • Kalisto
TAG DIVISION

  • The Club
  • The Revival
  • Enzo/Cass
  • Cesaro/Sheamus
  • Slater/Rhyno
  • Golden Truth
WOMEN'S DIVISION

  • Sasha Banks
  • Nia Jax
  • Alicia Fox
  • Dana Brook
  • Alexa Bliss 
  • Mickie James
  • Emma
ANNOUNCERS, MANAGERS ,VALETS AND PERSONALITES

  • Micheal Cole-Head Announcer
  • Corey Graves-Heel Colour
  • David Otunga-JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE!
  • JoJo Offerman-Ring Announcer
  • Charley Caruso-Backstage
  • Mike Rome-Backstage
  • Paul Heyman-Advocate for Brock Lesner
  • Maryse-Valet for The Miz
  • Bob Backlund-Manager for Darren Young
SMACKDOWN ROSTER UNTIL THE NEXT DRAFT
Commissioner: Shane MacMahon
General Manager: Daniel Bryan

BRAND CHAMPIONS
WWE CHAMPION: RANDY ORTON
WWE US CHAMPION: KEVIN OWENS*
WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPION: NAOMI
WWE SMACKDOWN TAG CHAMPIONS: THE USOS


  • Aj Styles 
  • John Cena
  • Shinsuke Nakamura
  • Jinder Mahal
  • Sami Zayn
  • Baron Corbin
  • Dolph Ziggler
  • Rusev
  • Sin Cara
  • Erick Rowan
  • Luke Harper
  • Aiden English
  • James Ellsworth
TAG DIVISION

  • American Alpha
  • New Day
  • Shining Stars
  • Hype Bros
  • Breezango
WOMEN'S DIVISION

  • Becky Lynch
  • Charlotte
  • Lana
  • Natayla
  • Carmella
  • Tamina
ANNOUNCERS, MANAGERS, VALETS AND PERSONALITIES 

  • Tom Phillips-"HEAD" Commentator
  • JUMPED-UP BULLYING LOWLIFE!-Heel Colour
  • "Shut-Up!" Byron Saxton-Face Colour
  • Dasha Fuentes-Backstage
  • Renee Young-Backstage
*This roster spot is open to the us champion only. If Jericho wins the title at backlash, he will join Smackdown in Owens' Place

Opinion
I  don't like it, as I said a lot of pushes are now dead in the water, the biggest casualty? Baron Corbin, now the ic belt is on raw and Dean attacked GOBSHITE FROM MTV!-its only a matter of time before it becomes the Toilet Break Championship again, Pure Smackdown Midcard guys who came to Raw thinking they have a chance only for Miz to follow them like a bad smell! Not one roster became stronger, but not one became weaker either! I put Lana in the women's Division as rumours are she is "ready"...whether or not she really is up for debate. 

Monday, April 10, 2017

Summer schedule 2017: EVERYTHING CHANGES!

Hello World. Eamonn Here with a summer update, one that will change how wrestling is reviewed on this blog forever!

COMPETITION FROM 4 COMPANIES!

Seriously, Waiting for a wrestling company to get a tv deal is like the Bus Service In My Country, You wait for 1, and 3 arrive all at once!

Starting Next Week, Impact returns to British and Irish Screens On Spike, A month Later, after a 30 YEAR HIATUS! And a triumphant return on New Years Day! WORLD OF SPORT WRESTLING returns live and free on itv (and knowing Tv3's rep for being Ireland's "itv lite!" Probably there too!) and if that's not enough! A month after that, in June, as stated earlier this year! Dominant Wrestling also launches on Spike Uk.

As such some housekeeping needs to be done in regards to the fact that 4 companies are now monopolizing the British Market:


  • After Backlash in May (which is also my birthday week!) I will only buy and review the dual branded shows 1st hand. Summerslam will be my last wwe show this year. as i continue to review only between January and October!
  • After washing my hands of Tna, Actually becoming Impact, despite the company being called impact for years! My acknowledgement of the pure fuckery will only be by tweeting as part of the returning #ImpactUk. However if the channel that does live mma without trouble can do live ppvs just as easy then Slammerversary and Bound For Glory are locks!
  • World Of Sport is now being pocketed by Impact so i don't know how that might affect the quality of the show! however this show is not episodic like the other companies, it will have a 10 episode season. I will only tweet this show, as i doubt we will have anything that resembles ppvs from this brand
  • Dominant Wrestling is launching in a big way in 2 months time, with a 30 week, 128 man tournament every saturday til the 1st week of 2018! after that The weekly ppvs will become tv tapings, but until then all my resources will focus purely on Dominant Wrestling.
i will continue to do predictions on upcoming ppvs, specials and any opinions that may come my way. but all the branded ppvs after May? they will be exclusively on my tumblr page. This year is going to exciting for me! especially when these 30 shows will excel me further to my goal that is 400 posts!

Bogger box office will continue and will continue to launch a new review every 1st working day of every month, THAT IS A GUARANTEE!

I will be back tomorrow to review tonight's Superstar Shakeup!
Until Tomorrow!
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EAMONN AKA ENLI!

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

THE COMPLETE WWE 2016 DRAFT *CONTAINS SUSPECTED WWE BATTLEGROUND SPOILERS*

I was going to to a complete play-by-play of last night, except the matches were too short and were shit anyway! After Smackdown was a Supplemental Draft this post will now reveal the full Split Roster!

WWE RAW ROSTER FOR 2016/17
COMMISSIONER-STEPHANIE MACMAHON
GENERAL MANAGER-MICK FOLEY

CHAMPIONS
US CHAMPION -RUSEV
WWE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS-THE NEW DAY
(BIG E/KINGSTON/WOODS)
WWE WORLDS WOMEN CHAMPIONSHIP
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP-TBA

Finn Balor
Roman Reigns
Brock Lesner
Sami Zayn
Chris Jericho
Kevin Owens
Big Show
Neville
Cesaro
Sheamus
Titus O'Neill
Darren Young
Sin Cara
Jack Swagger
Mark Henry
Braun Strowman

TAG DIVISION
Enzo and Cass
The Club
The Dudley Boyz
Dallas/Axel
The Shining Stars
Golden Truth

WOMEN'S DIVISION
Sasha Banks
Nia Jax
Paige
Summer Rae
Alicia Fox
Dana Brook

MANAGERS/VALETS
Paul Heyman
Lana
Bob Backlund

OPINION: WELL LOOKS LIKE NEITHER OF THE MID CARD BELTS ARE CHANGING HANDS! Plus unless Seth can get the belt on sunday or reinstate the World's championship, the flagship will not have a major belt. or Smackdown is going to have a GOBSHITE FROM MTV AS IT'S TOP MAN!

WWE SMACKDOWN ROSTER FOR 2016/17
COMMISSIONER: SHANE MACMAHON
GENERAL MANAGER: DANIEL BRYAN

CHAMPIONS
WWE CHAMPION-DEAN AMBROSE
WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION-GOBSHITE FROM MTV

AJ Styles
John Cena
Randy Orton
Bray Wyatt
Baron Corbin
Dolph Ziggler
Alberto Del Rio
Kane
Kalisto
Apollo Crews
Erick Rowan

TAG TEAM DIVISION
American Alpha
The Usos
The Ascension
Hype Bros
Breezedango
Vaudevillians

WOMEN'S DIVISION
Becky Lynch
Natalya
Naomi
Alexa Bliss
Eva Marie
Carmella

MANAGERS/VALETS
Maryse

OPINION: AS I EXPECTED, Smackdown has become a more diverse male roster with a tag division and a women's division that will have to claw each week until the next draft to get notice! Naomi's fan base fuming that she is not in title contention ...

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more strange is that Carmella is on the main roster....but NOT WITH ENZO AND CASS? What the Hell?

So that's it!
this is going to be wild ride, we still don't know if the rumours of the revised wwe ppv schedule is real or not! But until then! I have a a pre-recorded ppv from a company who doesn't give a shit anymore to do on Monday!