next month my famous non-wrestling theme months returns with a nostalgic tribute to a staple in my childhood,in your childhood in most of our childhoods. more than films games or tv.
chocolate.
or in this cause cadburys chocolate the brand about to hit America.
last year kraft bought the british institiution and added milka to its folder.
Milka was before it was bought by kraft so expensive, that shops would only stock it at christmas. today its a worldwide francise.
cadbury if your not from ireland,europe or the commonwealth will be a new expierierence for Americans so join me for a trip down candy-land this month in
CADBURY'S:AN AMERICANS GUIDE TO A BRITISH AND IRISH INSITUITION!
SCHEDULE
Week 1-Dairy Milk brand
Week 2-other bars
Week 3-confectionary
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
TNA IMPACT-THE WORST IS YET TO COME!
You know i dont give vince macmahon enough credit.
despite all the arrests harrasments and triple h we will miss vinny boy when he goes "scouting female talent" in that strip club in the sky.
but despite all this he is not Dixie Carter. the 40 something Money-Mark that turned tna the number 2 company in the wrestling world back into the theme park-side attraction run by an electric company that they spent all last year to disprove.
so what happened?
five words
hulk hogan and eric bischoff
everyone knows that it was hogans politics and bischoffs spending that ran wcw the number 2 company in 2001 to close its doors. and yet somehow more-cash than brains thought hiring them as management when jeff jarrett the founder got his end into kurt angles ex-wife.
so last week was bound for glory. and for months, abyss a 300 pound head crab zombie prophetizes that "they" are coming and "they" are already here and who where they hogan and bischoff and the crowd were suprised...that they didnt show their true colours sooner.
so hardy turned on angle and ended his carear *coughBULLSHIT*cough and now Hack hogan and Sleaze-E are in the ring for a 30 minute promo. yes 30 MINUTES! IN A 2 HOUR SHOW! THAT IS 25%!
So i'm going to give you the crib notes version of this promo.
HOGAN: BLA-BLA-BLA- I LOVE MONEY, BRUTHER!
BISCHOFF:(takes credit for everything.)
ABYSS: YABBA! MY ICING!
JARRETT:(i liked this. its his own dahm company, he cant help being attractted to some-one's ex wive and look at the quality of wrestling from 2009 and this year. carter should have known not to hire hogan in the first place.)
FOURtune came out and sverved everyone. flair who legits hate hogan is teaming up with him? but its really about fourtune, the tna originals, the guys misused because carter threw money at vinces table scrappings.
backstage, Kevin Nash and sting made their way to the ring.
i'm watching the ads now.
they are more entertaining.
we are back.
so now Kevin Nash, the third man responsible for killing wcw,whos in it for the money,who feigned tearing his quad in lieu of jobbing,is now TNA's Moral Compass?
THATS LIKE RICHARD FUCKING DAWKINS RUNNING FOR POPE,MAN!
40 MINUTES AND NOT A SINGLE MATCH. ARE YOU ENJOYING HIS TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION?
so backstage Nash and sting are leaving.Carter accuses sting of warning her using (HERWORDS) "cryptic langwich".
Lady, to you english is a cryptic languange.
So Gunner and Murphy the two HEEL wrestlers that were planted as HEEL Enforcers are now HEELS?
Wow that came from nowhere(!) So they escort the Dumb bitch out and Serge, her husband, who only serves to get betting up by wrestlers...you know the rest .
so 45 minutes in and finally our first match its a womens match, you know what, i dont care, i'll take it!
its tara vs madison and tara lies down for her opponent.
it was 5 seconds including the 3 count.
this was to put over Madison? really? the girl who since she debuted had a 10 month singles run losing streak and when she did start winning her finisher was a roll-up?
and tara?
she goes from being treated like a christmas cake because she"too old" in wwe to being treated like trash in tna. and you wonder why sales are going down, carter?
so back stage some women that we are told is "J-WOW" from the mtv show, Jersey shore has came to tna. i have to say this. i dont watch "music" Television so i dont watch Jersey shore, but from what i gather its camera following KEWL young people doing KEWL things like drinking heavily and unprotected sex. what rolemodels(!)
so angle comes to say goodbye and Jarrett comes out to taunt him about doing his wife. so wait a guy is hurt and force to "retire" and the thing you focus on his poking his wife? IRRELEVANT!!
SO this a hour of the show and in that hour we had 5 seconds of wrestling.
Second match of the night Abyss vs Samoa Joe. a good match until it ended in a dq. i dont think i'm alone in saying that no-one likes a dq, they want a winner and a loser. so in 2 matches both are non finishes.
so RVD comes out for his part in TNP (TOTAL NON-STOP PROMOS) and jeff gives a very emo Wangsty promo that friends only befriend only to fill their own intentions.
Backstage bischoff fires Brooke adams as his secrartary and implies that brooke adams the one from extreme expose who couldnt dance wrestle or cut a promo,will be a full time wrestler? are you that desperate for former wwe talent that you'll give money to anyone who even stood in wwe ring, tna?
okay the next match is the pope versus 5 member of fortune. best match of the night right there.
so appartently there is a Jersey shore gimmick in tna call creativly the Shore. and no no NO! j-wow his doing a Miz! tna has signed its own Gobshite From Mtv to a wrestling contract! I WATCH TNA FOR WRESTLERS WRESTLING! Not for Pop culture flavours of the month playing Dress-up!
oh and of the four matches tonight(including a rvd vs mister anderson match that ended in a no contest)
2 were no contests and 1 was an angle with 56 minutes of wrestling in a two hour show.
i dont know about you but will not be watching tna anymore after this.
please let me know what you think!
despite all the arrests harrasments and triple h we will miss vinny boy when he goes "scouting female talent" in that strip club in the sky.
but despite all this he is not Dixie Carter. the 40 something Money-Mark that turned tna the number 2 company in the wrestling world back into the theme park-side attraction run by an electric company that they spent all last year to disprove.
so what happened?
five words
hulk hogan and eric bischoff
everyone knows that it was hogans politics and bischoffs spending that ran wcw the number 2 company in 2001 to close its doors. and yet somehow more-cash than brains thought hiring them as management when jeff jarrett the founder got his end into kurt angles ex-wife.
so last week was bound for glory. and for months, abyss a 300 pound head crab zombie prophetizes that "they" are coming and "they" are already here and who where they hogan and bischoff and the crowd were suprised...that they didnt show their true colours sooner.
so hardy turned on angle and ended his carear *coughBULLSHIT*cough and now Hack hogan and Sleaze-E are in the ring for a 30 minute promo. yes 30 MINUTES! IN A 2 HOUR SHOW! THAT IS 25%!
So i'm going to give you the crib notes version of this promo.
HOGAN: BLA-BLA-BLA- I LOVE MONEY, BRUTHER!
BISCHOFF:(takes credit for everything.)
ABYSS: YABBA! MY ICING!
JARRETT:(i liked this. its his own dahm company, he cant help being attractted to some-one's ex wive and look at the quality of wrestling from 2009 and this year. carter should have known not to hire hogan in the first place.)
FOURtune came out and sverved everyone. flair who legits hate hogan is teaming up with him? but its really about fourtune, the tna originals, the guys misused because carter threw money at vinces table scrappings.
backstage, Kevin Nash and sting made their way to the ring.
i'm watching the ads now.
they are more entertaining.
we are back.
so now Kevin Nash, the third man responsible for killing wcw,whos in it for the money,who feigned tearing his quad in lieu of jobbing,is now TNA's Moral Compass?
THATS LIKE RICHARD FUCKING DAWKINS RUNNING FOR POPE,MAN!
40 MINUTES AND NOT A SINGLE MATCH. ARE YOU ENJOYING HIS TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION?
so backstage Nash and sting are leaving.Carter accuses sting of warning her using (HERWORDS) "cryptic langwich".
Lady, to you english is a cryptic languange.
So Gunner and Murphy the two HEEL wrestlers that were planted as HEEL Enforcers are now HEELS?
Wow that came from nowhere(!) So they escort the Dumb bitch out and Serge, her husband, who only serves to get betting up by wrestlers...you know the rest .
so 45 minutes in and finally our first match its a womens match, you know what, i dont care, i'll take it!
its tara vs madison and tara lies down for her opponent.
it was 5 seconds including the 3 count.
this was to put over Madison? really? the girl who since she debuted had a 10 month singles run losing streak and when she did start winning her finisher was a roll-up?
and tara?
she goes from being treated like a christmas cake because she"too old" in wwe to being treated like trash in tna. and you wonder why sales are going down, carter?
so back stage some women that we are told is "J-WOW" from the mtv show, Jersey shore has came to tna. i have to say this. i dont watch "music" Television so i dont watch Jersey shore, but from what i gather its camera following KEWL young people doing KEWL things like drinking heavily and unprotected sex. what rolemodels(!)
so angle comes to say goodbye and Jarrett comes out to taunt him about doing his wife. so wait a guy is hurt and force to "retire" and the thing you focus on his poking his wife? IRRELEVANT!!
SO this a hour of the show and in that hour we had 5 seconds of wrestling.
Second match of the night Abyss vs Samoa Joe. a good match until it ended in a dq. i dont think i'm alone in saying that no-one likes a dq, they want a winner and a loser. so in 2 matches both are non finishes.
so RVD comes out for his part in TNP (TOTAL NON-STOP PROMOS) and jeff gives a very emo Wangsty promo that friends only befriend only to fill their own intentions.
Backstage bischoff fires Brooke adams as his secrartary and implies that brooke adams the one from extreme expose who couldnt dance wrestle or cut a promo,will be a full time wrestler? are you that desperate for former wwe talent that you'll give money to anyone who even stood in wwe ring, tna?
okay the next match is the pope versus 5 member of fortune. best match of the night right there.
so appartently there is a Jersey shore gimmick in tna call creativly the Shore. and no no NO! j-wow his doing a Miz! tna has signed its own Gobshite From Mtv to a wrestling contract! I WATCH TNA FOR WRESTLERS WRESTLING! Not for Pop culture flavours of the month playing Dress-up!
oh and of the four matches tonight(including a rvd vs mister anderson match that ended in a no contest)
2 were no contests and 1 was an angle with 56 minutes of wrestling in a two hour show.
i dont know about you but will not be watching tna anymore after this.
please let me know what you think!
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
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or write something in the comments page.
for all those in america, britian, ireland,russia,canada,tunisia,china,germany and latvia who has read my blog
thank you. and i what to thank you by grtting into contact with you.
which i why i left my email address.
heres hoping for feedback!
Monday, September 20, 2010
wwe night of champions 2010
WWE NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS
WE ARE LIVE IN CHICAGO WHERE EVERY TITLE IS IN SERIOUS JEPORDY!
WWE INCONTINENTAL MATCH
Dolph ziggler(C) w/vickie guererro and random skank vs kofi kingston
tie -up to start with huge chants for kofi. kofi goes for trouble in paradise early but misses. this is enough for vickie to dismiss her useless skank.Ziggler stomps kofi and throw him to the ropes. dreadlock bounce. crossbody on the outside. neckbreaker by ziggler.camel clutch into low sleeper. kofi punches out gets 2. dolph locks on a body scissors, followed by a fame-asser. pendulum corner kick by kingston then another crossbody boom drop. t.i.p misses sleeper countered into ramei, foot on the ropes. another crossbody. ramei countered into sleeper zig-zag
Winner and still champion: ziggler 3/5
big show beat punk with a Linkara Punch-I AM A MAY'UN*PUNCH*
US CHAMPIONSHIP
GOBSHITE FROM MTV (C) vs Daniel bryan
Bryan whoops mizs no talent ass!
winner and new champion: daniel bryan
WOMEN TITLE UNDEFINING MATCH
for most part the lumberjacks do nothing! only nattie and gail kim get involved and michelle comes in takes advantage.
WINNER AND UNDEFINED CHAMPION: TAKERS BITCH!
KANE WINS IN A BRAWL WITH LITTLE WRESTLING.
LEGENDARY SUCKS AND I WILL RIP INTO IT ONE DAY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE.
TAG TURMOIL
MATCH 1
HART DYNASTY(C) VS SAMOA WRESTLING TRIBUTE SHOW
Quick offence by kidd.moonsault by kidd. super kick by an uso.
MATCH 2
USOS VS SANTINO AND KOZLOV
THE FUCK YOU THINK!
MATCH 3
USOS VS HENRY/BOURNE
Strong slam and shooting star press.
MATCH 4
HENRY/BOURNE VS MCINTYRE/RHODES
after some get offence by Bourne, it gets countered by Boring into the BORING DRILL
WINNERS AND NEW TAG CHAMPIONS: MCINTYRE/RHODES
FIVER SAYS ERIC MINNESOTA WILL MAKE A MASH-UP CALLED BROKEN SMOKE AND MIRRORS ON YOUTUBE!
SIX PACK CHALLENGE
ORDER OF ELIMINATIONS
1. JERICHO(Shocker of the year right there!)
2.EDGE
3. CENA
4.WADE
5.SHEMUS
WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: ORTON
OVERALL: THIS WAS A GREAT SHOW. I SUGGEST YOU WATCH THIS SHOW ITS FANTASTIC!
WE ARE LIVE IN CHICAGO WHERE EVERY TITLE IS IN SERIOUS JEPORDY!
WWE INCONTINENTAL MATCH
Dolph ziggler(C) w/vickie guererro and random skank vs kofi kingston
tie -up to start with huge chants for kofi. kofi goes for trouble in paradise early but misses. this is enough for vickie to dismiss her useless skank.Ziggler stomps kofi and throw him to the ropes. dreadlock bounce. crossbody on the outside. neckbreaker by ziggler.camel clutch into low sleeper. kofi punches out gets 2. dolph locks on a body scissors, followed by a fame-asser. pendulum corner kick by kingston then another crossbody boom drop. t.i.p misses sleeper countered into ramei, foot on the ropes. another crossbody. ramei countered into sleeper zig-zag
Winner and still champion: ziggler 3/5
big show beat punk with a Linkara Punch-I AM A MAY'UN*PUNCH*
US CHAMPIONSHIP
GOBSHITE FROM MTV (C) vs Daniel bryan
Bryan whoops mizs no talent ass!
winner and new champion: daniel bryan
WOMEN TITLE UNDEFINING MATCH
for most part the lumberjacks do nothing! only nattie and gail kim get involved and michelle comes in takes advantage.
WINNER AND UNDEFINED CHAMPION: TAKERS BITCH!
KANE WINS IN A BRAWL WITH LITTLE WRESTLING.
LEGENDARY SUCKS AND I WILL RIP INTO IT ONE DAY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE.
TAG TURMOIL
MATCH 1
HART DYNASTY(C) VS SAMOA WRESTLING TRIBUTE SHOW
Quick offence by kidd.moonsault by kidd. super kick by an uso.
MATCH 2
USOS VS SANTINO AND KOZLOV
THE FUCK YOU THINK!
MATCH 3
USOS VS HENRY/BOURNE
Strong slam and shooting star press.
MATCH 4
HENRY/BOURNE VS MCINTYRE/RHODES
after some get offence by Bourne, it gets countered by Boring into the BORING DRILL
WINNERS AND NEW TAG CHAMPIONS: MCINTYRE/RHODES
FIVER SAYS ERIC MINNESOTA WILL MAKE A MASH-UP CALLED BROKEN SMOKE AND MIRRORS ON YOUTUBE!
SIX PACK CHALLENGE
ORDER OF ELIMINATIONS
1. JERICHO(Shocker of the year right there!)
2.EDGE
3. CENA
4.WADE
5.SHEMUS
WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: ORTON
OVERALL: THIS WAS A GREAT SHOW. I SUGGEST YOU WATCH THIS SHOW ITS FANTASTIC!
Friday, September 17, 2010
Night of champions predictions
as always all matches are in title importance
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP 6-PACK CHALLENGE
Shemus(C) vs Edge vs orton vs barrett vs Jericho vs John FUCKING Cena
money on:who cares? if miz drops the belt to bryan we could have the worst champion since David Arquette.( no sorry, Arquette had WRESTLING TALENT)
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
Kane(C) vs undertaker
money on:kane to set up hell in a cell.
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Dolph Ziggler (C) vs Kofi Kingston
money on: IWC FAN LAW: IF A HEEL CHAMPION IS PUT IN A LOSE BY DQ MATCH, THEY WILL WIN THE MATCH CLEAN.
USA CHAMPIONSHIP
GOBSHITE FROM MTV VS AN ACTUAL WRESTLER!
Money on: see above!
TAG CHAMPIONSHIP
HART DYNASTY VS DREW MCINTYRE ANDDASHING BORING CODY RHODES
Money on: Hart Dynasty
WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP UNIFICATION
WINNER BECOMES FIRST UNIFIED( OR IS IT UNDEFINED?) CHAMP.
Melina perez vs either Layla el or Michelle mcTool
winner if against layla-melina to win
if against mctaker- michelle
NON TITLE MATCH
BIG SHOW VS CM PUNK
WINNER: WHO THE FUCK CARES?
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP 6-PACK CHALLENGE
Shemus(C) vs Edge vs orton vs barrett vs Jericho vs John FUCKING Cena
money on:who cares? if miz drops the belt to bryan we could have the worst champion since David Arquette.( no sorry, Arquette had WRESTLING TALENT)
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
Kane(C) vs undertaker
money on:kane to set up hell in a cell.
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Dolph Ziggler (C) vs Kofi Kingston
money on: IWC FAN LAW: IF A HEEL CHAMPION IS PUT IN A LOSE BY DQ MATCH, THEY WILL WIN THE MATCH CLEAN.
USA CHAMPIONSHIP
GOBSHITE FROM MTV VS AN ACTUAL WRESTLER!
Money on: see above!
TAG CHAMPIONSHIP
HART DYNASTY VS DREW MCINTYRE AND
Money on: Hart Dynasty
WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP UNIFICATION
WINNER BECOMES FIRST UNIFIED( OR IS IT UNDEFINED?) CHAMP.
Melina perez vs either Layla el or Michelle mcTool
winner if against layla-melina to win
if against mctaker- michelle
NON TITLE MATCH
BIG SHOW VS CM PUNK
WINNER: WHO THE FUCK CARES?
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
winter schedule 2010
all post correct at the time of posting.
September
POE-night of champions
October
BBO-Wasting away
POE-HELL IN A CELL
NOVEMBER
BBO-Ant and Decs Alien Autospy
POE-Cadbury's: an American Guide to a British(and Irish) Insituation
December
BBO-Eamonn top 10 Enternal Christmas class
POE-THE FLIPPIES 2010 AWARD!
(random rants and other thoughts not announced. schedule may likely to change.)
September
POE-night of champions
October
BBO-Wasting away
POE-HELL IN A CELL
NOVEMBER
BBO-Ant and Decs Alien Autospy
POE-Cadbury's: an American Guide to a British(and Irish) Insituation
December
BBO-Eamonn top 10 Enternal Christmas class
POE-THE FLIPPIES 2010 AWARD!
(random rants and other thoughts not announced. schedule may likely to change.)
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
WWE ROSTER EVALUATION! PART 2 SMACKDOWN
Alberto del rio
real name:Alberto Rodriguez
yet to debut superstar calls hiself the honestman. jericho called he wants his gimmick back!
Beth Phionex
real name: beth cardiee(sic)
From:new york
finishers:cradle suplex,glam slam
Pros: best womens wrestlers on the roster
cons:promos lag a bit, but wrestling makes up for it.
Big show
real name:paul wight
from:tampa florida
Finishers:chokeslam,final cut 1,colassial clutch,cobra clutch backbreaker,Linkara punch
Pros:veteren
cons:changes alignment more than a women changes clothes.
Chavo Guerrero
from el paso texas
finishers:tornado ddt, frog splash.
pros: legandary upbringing.
cons:its a jobber thanks to hornswoggle.
Chris Masters
real name:chris mordesky
from: l.a
finishers: masterlock, wheelbarrow suplex
pros: backstage, is a class act. in dublin a little girl didnt have an annual but he bought her a figure and signed it
cons. needs a title runs.
Cody Rhodes.
real name:cody runnels.
Finishers:boring drill(cross rhodes) cure for insomnia(ddt)
from:marrietta georgia.
pros:chemists should turns his dna into an insomnia cure.
cons:i hate his gimmick, and him he cant wrestle. he got everything because he is dustys kid.
Dolph ziggler.
real name:nick nememth.
from:dayton ohio.
pros:great amatuer wrestler.
cons:sleeper isnt a bone-fide finisher.
Drew Mcintyre
real name:drew galloway.
from:scotland
pros:handpicked by vince but...
cons: it has made him high matinence.
Hornswoggle
real name:dylan postl
from seattle
finisher:tadpole splash.
pros: popular with kids.
coms: smarks hate him with a passion!
Jack swagger
real name: jake hager.
from: perry oklamhoma.
finisher.gutwrench powerbomb
pros.living the young mans dream:weath fame and a pornstar wife!
cons:his lisp makes him sound stupid!
JTG
Real name:jason peyton
from:new york
finisher:mugshot, shout-out
pros:i dont have any!
cons:his gimmick sets off my Racist Alarm.
kane
real name:glen jacobs
from:memphis,tennesee.
finisher:chokeslam
pros:marquee name
cons: middle of the road career.
kelly kelly
real name:barbie blank(irony is delicious!)
from:tampa
finisher:fame-asser
pros:she got big tits
cons: wouls have to think to be an idiot!
kofi kingston
real name:kofi sarkodi-mensa
from:boston mass(born in ghana)
pros:top-mid carder
cons:needs more respect from management.
Layla el
from Miami(and NOT England. hence the FAKE accent!)
finisher: crap looking neckbreaker.
pros:BIG TITZ!
CONS:SOMEONE SHUT HER UP!
Luke Gallows.
from Bullhead county,Maryland
Finisher:flapjack,gallows pole.
pros:write this down gallows will be the breakout star to watch.
cons:its really not your gimmick,is it luke?
matt hardy
from cameron,north carlina
finisher:twist of fate.
pros:popular.
cons:"fat" hardys weight issues.
Michelle McCool
from palatka,florida
finisher:the not styles clash
pros:lets face it she'll never be fired!
cons:enjoy these nicknames!
MCRIB
MCTOOL
MCFAIL
MCTAKER
McVegetative State,
and my own, Phenom Phucker!
MVP
real name:aziz aman(born alvin burke)
pros:rolemodel
cons: needs a fued!
rey mysterio
real name:oscar gutriziz
from;san diego.
finisher:619
pros:extremely popular with kids. especially his masks.
cons: exploiting eddies guerreros death.
rosa mendes
real name:milenna rouka
finisher:sideslam,bow and arrow.
pros?men show of hands who would?
cons:she is nothing but a job girl.
Serena Deeb
finisher:kick to the ribs.
pros:decent in the ring and on the mic.
cons:we don't know much about her.
Shad Gaspard
from:new york
Finisher:Thugnifience
pros: big
cons: sent down to florida to be repackaged.
Tiffany
real name:taryn terrel
from:florida
finisher:big boot(really?)
pros former genaral manager but...
cons: SHES SOLDZ ECW 4 MAGIK BEANZ!
Undertaker
real name:mark calloway
From:housten texas
finisher:tombstone,chokeslam,last ride,hells gate.
pros:tenured and respected superstar
cons:career is made of sporadic bursts.
Vickie Guerrerro
from:El Paso
role:consultant
pros:can draw heel heat easily.
cons: her part in eddiesplotation angle.
TEAMS
The Dudebusters
Members:trent baretta and caylen croft
Real names:Greg Marasciulo and Kris Pavone.
Finisher:Youth in Revolt
pros: young charismatic team
cons:wwe doesnt care about teams
gatecrashers:
members:vance archer and curt hawkins.
real names:lance hoyt and n/a
finisher:mask of sanity slipping(archer) heatseeker(hawkins)
pros:being pushed.
cons: both jobbers.
real name:Alberto Rodriguez
yet to debut superstar calls hiself the honestman. jericho called he wants his gimmick back!
Beth Phionex
real name: beth cardiee(sic)
From:new york
finishers:cradle suplex,glam slam
Pros: best womens wrestlers on the roster
cons:promos lag a bit, but wrestling makes up for it.
Big show
real name:paul wight
from:tampa florida
Finishers:chokeslam,final cut 1,colassial clutch,cobra clutch backbreaker,Linkara punch
Pros:veteren
cons:changes alignment more than a women changes clothes.
Chavo Guerrero
from el paso texas
finishers:tornado ddt, frog splash.
pros: legandary upbringing.
cons:its a jobber thanks to hornswoggle.
Chris Masters
real name:chris mordesky
from: l.a
finishers: masterlock, wheelbarrow suplex
pros: backstage, is a class act. in dublin a little girl didnt have an annual but he bought her a figure and signed it
cons. needs a title runs.
Cody Rhodes.
real name:cody runnels.
Finishers:boring drill(cross rhodes) cure for insomnia(ddt)
from:marrietta georgia.
pros:chemists should turns his dna into an insomnia cure.
cons:i hate his gimmick, and him he cant wrestle. he got everything because he is dustys kid.
Dolph ziggler.
real name:nick nememth.
from:dayton ohio.
pros:great amatuer wrestler.
cons:sleeper isnt a bone-fide finisher.
Drew Mcintyre
real name:drew galloway.
from:scotland
pros:handpicked by vince but...
cons: it has made him high matinence.
Hornswoggle
real name:dylan postl
from seattle
finisher:tadpole splash.
pros: popular with kids.
coms: smarks hate him with a passion!
Jack swagger
real name: jake hager.
from: perry oklamhoma.
finisher.gutwrench powerbomb
pros.living the young mans dream:weath fame and a pornstar wife!
cons:his lisp makes him sound stupid!
JTG
Real name:jason peyton
from:new york
finisher:mugshot, shout-out
pros:i dont have any!
cons:his gimmick sets off my Racist Alarm.
kane
real name:glen jacobs
from:memphis,tennesee.
finisher:chokeslam
pros:marquee name
cons: middle of the road career.
kelly kelly
real name:barbie blank(irony is delicious!)
from:tampa
finisher:fame-asser
pros:she got big tits
cons: wouls have to think to be an idiot!
kofi kingston
real name:kofi sarkodi-mensa
from:boston mass(born in ghana)
pros:top-mid carder
cons:needs more respect from management.
Layla el
from Miami(and NOT England. hence the FAKE accent!)
finisher: crap looking neckbreaker.
pros:BIG TITZ!
CONS:SOMEONE SHUT HER UP!
Luke Gallows.
from Bullhead county,Maryland
Finisher:flapjack,gallows pole.
pros:write this down gallows will be the breakout star to watch.
cons:its really not your gimmick,is it luke?
matt hardy
from cameron,north carlina
finisher:twist of fate.
pros:popular.
cons:"fat" hardys weight issues.
Michelle McCool
from palatka,florida
finisher:the not styles clash
pros:lets face it she'll never be fired!
cons:enjoy these nicknames!
MCRIB
MCTOOL
MCFAIL
MCTAKER
McVegetative State,
and my own, Phenom Phucker!
MVP
real name:aziz aman(born alvin burke)
pros:rolemodel
cons: needs a fued!
rey mysterio
real name:oscar gutriziz
from;san diego.
finisher:619
pros:extremely popular with kids. especially his masks.
cons: exploiting eddies guerreros death.
rosa mendes
real name:milenna rouka
finisher:sideslam,bow and arrow.
pros?men show of hands who would?
cons:she is nothing but a job girl.
Serena Deeb
finisher:kick to the ribs.
pros:decent in the ring and on the mic.
cons:we don't know much about her.
Shad Gaspard
from:new york
Finisher:Thugnifience
pros: big
cons: sent down to florida to be repackaged.
Tiffany
real name:taryn terrel
from:florida
finisher:big boot(really?)
pros former genaral manager but...
cons: SHES SOLDZ ECW 4 MAGIK BEANZ!
Undertaker
real name:mark calloway
From:housten texas
finisher:tombstone,chokeslam,last ride,hells gate.
pros:tenured and respected superstar
cons:career is made of sporadic bursts.
Vickie Guerrerro
from:El Paso
role:consultant
pros:can draw heel heat easily.
cons: her part in eddiesplotation angle.
TEAMS
The Dudebusters
Members:trent baretta and caylen croft
Real names:Greg Marasciulo and Kris Pavone.
Finisher:Youth in Revolt
pros: young charismatic team
cons:wwe doesnt care about teams
gatecrashers:
members:vance archer and curt hawkins.
real names:lance hoyt and n/a
finisher:mask of sanity slipping(archer) heatseeker(hawkins)
pros:being pushed.
cons: both jobbers.
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