THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE LYRICS(PARODY OF ATOP THE 4TH WALL)

Welcome to Eamonn's new blog,
the enlightened page!
when it comes to tv and wrestling,
Eamonn is a sage!

McMahon,
your not the smartest
Kennedy
you're a con-artist!

dont mention RTE cause
he'll go in a rage
BERMINGHAM!
HE'S ENLIGHTENED, BITCH!
Don't call him fat

BERMINGHAM!
Its the other guy
who wears a purdy hat!
BERMINGHAM!
Hogans, Bischoffs Nashes and Halls
THIS MATCH SUCKS BALLS!

BERMINGHAM!
sits down on the couch
and forces himself through it!
and poorly booked and ugly mess
but someones got to do it!

he doesnt care what Jordan did!
he wants 'Mania tickets for 20 quid!
but he wouldnt go to wwe show
because the audience is filled
with little kids

with random rants, mock the weeks reviews and diatribes
eamonn is here to lead the fans defiant
the enlightened page
like in a loin in cage!
come on divas dont you know anything about wrestling?

He would have love to work for WWE
But vince and Cena
turned it PG!
And now theres nothing left to do
but bitch bi-monthly on pay-per-view!

BERMINGHAM
HE IS ENLIGHTENED BUT
Whats that on his neck?
BERMINGHAM!
His favourite curse words
are bastard and feck!
BERMINGHAM!
Cooking up a storm on wrestlemania night!
BERMINGHAM!
BUT.
THIS.
MATCH.
IS SHITE.

BER-MING-HAM!

LYRICS-eamonn bermingham
(original song by Vincent E.L.)
(THEME SONG FOR ATOP THE WALL-CREATED BY LEWIS LOVAUG AKA LINKARA)
(WWW.THATGUYWITHTHEGLASSES.COM)

santino marella makes Cena look like a credible wrestler

i would like to apoligise to all the john FUCKING cena fans that i made angry so much that i had to buy them icecream to calm them down.

cena is a CREDIBLE wrestler compared to the terrible wrestler Santino Marella

now once this was a different story
Antony Carrelli is a legit two time Judo champion so when given a contract he was so unsure of what gimmick he would have so vince macmachon in his INFINITE WISDOM(!) said this you have an italtian name we'll make you an ITALTIAN

OF COURSE!!!
now what is wrong with that

first of all santino cant wrestle Cena cant wrestle but at least cena's finish is a wrestling move
even if it is a body slam!
Santino finisher is a roll-up
Yes a roll-up
not a neckbreaker as suggested in the games
A roll-up
not a triangle choke like many trading cards say
A FUCKING ROLL-UP
to those who dont know what a roll-up is (all 99% of you!) is where you sneak up behind grab the opponent's knee pit and pin him down to the ground

oh thats indimidating!

Next is his voice it is the worst italtian accent i have heard unfortanatly this make some of his interview a bit funny to be honest
here are is a funny song making fun of stone cold's crappy film the condemned to the tune of Rehab and tell me that's not funny

try and make watch the condemned i say
no no no
its a sad fact
stone cold can not act
he just
blows blows blows
he likes to hang out in bars
i gave his movie zero stars
(repeat first two lines)
ok thats funny but the fans are treating him like the second coming of the Rock
yes the rock was entertaning but the
company is called
World WRESTLING entertainment

got that macmahon?
P.S. GIVE FINLAY A TITLE SHOT!

now that what i call parody songs 2

Yes there is pattern here

FAG BOYS
(to the tune of Bad boys by inner circle, a.k.a the cops themes)

fag boys
whata gone
whattagonnado,
when louis walsh he comes for you

tell me
whatchaa do-oo
oh year
Chorus:
Fag boys, fag boys,
whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do
when they bumfuck you(x2)

nobody now getting now getting no break
every body now says F**k's Sake
the difference between george micheal and microwave,
microwave stops when the door is open!

chorusx2
you alienate your brother rob makeup from your sister,
you upset your mother, and your daddy want to hit ya
some thing something something something
more forgotten than the national anthem!

Chorus(x6)
fade out

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now that what i call parody songs 1

the Goverment are Chancers
to the tune of Rhytmn is a Dancer

the goverment are chancers
biffo is a bastard
recession is in the air

Elderly aren't jolly,
patients are on trollies
hearney doesn't even care

OOOOOOOOOH
they are wankers
oooooooooooooh
you know they dont care
they are bastards
woooooah-oooooh-oh

(rap)
y'know that they wankers
they kicked Celtic tiger
in the Knackers
why did they get Bertie out ?
he should have saved us all with a bailout
he should have called paddy the plasterer
so save us all us all from distaster
now
hello
oh no
biffo
HELL NO
He learned how to count with potatoes
i'm serious like cancer
when i say government are Chancers
Copyright Bermingham

another song for you

i am a wrestling fan. i love everything about Wrestling even though it is fake. i mean come on it is, the moves are real. but the matches are pre-ordained.

one person who is single handedly ruining the wwe is John cena

who is cena? everyone knows john cena he's this generation's Hulk Hogan (read: talentless hack who can't wrestle but is a main eventer because he is marketable towards little kids)

Now every wrestler even those going by their real name like cena has a gimmick
Cena's gimmick is that of a Rapping Whigger (yes that is the real spelling it is a portmanteau after all)

so this song is making fun of Cena to the tune of Pretty fly for a white guy by the Offspring.

IT DOESNT FLY (HE'S A WHITE BOY)
you can't see me, baby
F-U, F-U,
you cant see me, baby
f-u, F-u,
1,2,3 and F-u's pretty sweet.

i know its kinda hard just watch wwe,
this handrared from Boston has made it PG,
no Hardcore matches filled with blood and pus
its even after 10 they dont EVEN CUSS!

Chorus:
Down on my luck, i'm gonna upchuck,
he put the spinner on the title and i'm
Saying WHAT THE FUCK?
And the champ is here
He's a queer,
all kids in the audience is putting me on beer
i'd rather watch TNA,
over on bravo2!
(Repeat first verse)
...and my gimmick doesn't fly because,
i'm a white boy!

he starred in the marine in 2005
it went straight to DVD BECAUSE IT WAS SHITE!
he was in a subway ad and were he was beating up by kids
the look on his face he was giving his pants some skids.
(chorus)

Now the Mcmahons have realise that Cena
is hated by smarts booed out of the arenas
but vinny Mac is the one in denial,
this fucking gobshite always gets the title!!!

(repeat 1st verse,repeat chorus)
....the world loves TNA
let's watch more TNA!
over on bravo 2.

copyright Bermingham/Hayden/Jordan

a song for you

Background to this song LOUIS WALSH , THE KING OF FAGS! of all people was going to be a super villian in the hit tv show Heroes. When asked by one of those trashy celebrity stalker programs of what superhero he would be he said Spiderman. dear lord what if he was a gay spiderman? so this to you,
a song called...

SPIDERFAG

spiderfag,
spiderfag,
does what ever a spiderfag can.
can he suck off a cock?
Yes he can,
What a shock(!)

Look out(fellas)
here comes a spiderfag!

Is he strong ?
Well he could
if he was'nt playing with his wood!
Can he mess with your head?
your son his sleeping in his bed!

lookout here comes a spiderfag

on the x-factor he never does us proud.
he'll run a mile
cos he gets OWN3D by Simon Cowell

Spiderfag, Spiderfag,
South Dublin's Spiderfag
Wealth and fame he's ignored?
YEAH FUCKING RIGHT HE'S LOUIS WALSH

Beware!
If he wan'ts you to join a boyband
your cock will be in his hand
THERE GOES A SPIDERFAG!!!!!!

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Spiderfag song
copyright Bermingham/Hayden