pathofenlightment.blogspot.com TIMELINE 2009-11

2/12/09
the site is launched as ask the path an online service for those who have general knowledge questions. i also posted the song spiderfag making fun of the then rumoured appearance of louis walsh on heroes.

2/13/09
what became a tradition here at Enlightened Towers, Eamonn taste-tested the first batch of limited edition walkers. the first batch includes irish breakfast, bhaji,duck,fish and chips, chilli and chocolate and (yes seriously!) Squirrel.

2/13/09
My first mock the week spoof, things you don't to hear over a supermarket tannoy is also written that day.

2/27/09
wrestlemania on the horizon again is Eamonn's First but not last article on Pro wrestling

3/5/09
Wrestlemania is great and all but...is Eamonn's first but not last parody on Pro Wrestling

4/1/09
my first headers are complied on this post.

4/2/09
Eamonn's first theme month a set of April fools stories are released.

5/19/09
the blog changes its name to THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE FROM THE EDGE! Its focus is now a side-ways look at wrestling and other things.

5/27/09
i compare wwe in 80s 90s and 2000s

5/31/09
Eamonn made fun of Ken Anderson for the first time, refering to him as a injury-fiegning piece of shit.

6/11/09
my face-palm moment came when i predicted that people will talk about Umaga by the end of the year. and well...

6/29/09
micheal jackson tribute

July 2009
Monty python month
first wwe results night of champions

August 2009
why wwe sucks month
codes for extra sky channels and first tna results hard justice. its also the launch for bogger box office a film review blog and vechile for the Joe-Jack The Culchie charector. joe-jack has a profile on my blog.

September 2009
TNA is the future month (this is before Hack Hogan, ovivously!) i joined youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment

10/14/09
my thoughts on the historic 7-diva draft.

winter 2009
Glossary of wrestling terms

12/5/09
...Umaga is found dead this day. his death was the first i tributed.

Christmas eve 2009
results for final resolution was written at my parents house it has a bad connection and it took 4 hours to post. i vowed never to post at christmas again!

january 2010
royal rumble results and atop the 4th wall parody lyrics.

februrary 2010
Road to Wrestlemania

3/11/10
undertakers streak is re-told in march.

4/7/10
Chris Kanyon tribute.

5/13/10
the massive crossover, 3 tickets to hell, pulls into the station in may, with my review of dead or alive.

5/28/10
last years world cup walkers where reviewed with teriyaki winning it out in my opinion

july 2010
eamonn evaluated the wwe roster. he also joined the wrestling forum XWA.

10/18/10
in eamonn's most read article ever TNA IMPACT THE WORSE IS YET TO COME, Eamonn unloads on the fallout of 10-10-10

November 2010
Cadbury's month

January 2011
the Flippes my awards finally see the light of day. The Miz is (begrudgingly) the 1st wrestler of year

February 2011
YEAR 3 STARTS RIGHT NOW!

summerslam results (quickie)

rey mysterio bet Dolph ziggler in an exciting opener

mvp bet Jack Swagger in a wrestling masterclass

Jeri-show bet cryme tyme in match where crime time looked great!

kane bet Khali in a boring match

dx bet legacy in a dull match

Christian met william regal in less than a minute

orton retained in a match with 3 restarts. Garcia fucked up the annoucement and ab-libbed to the the best of her ability into a no dq match

Cm punk won the worlds championship in a wild and unpredictable tlc match after the lights flickered and gong was played. Hardy was replaced by Undertaker who chokeslammed the champ. Taker is back!

notes
Aerosmiths new album is called"Honkin' with Boyz". something Louis walsh could write a book about!

the "fan" that attacked the ring during orton vs cena is Bret DiBiasie the answer is yes by the way.

to those who want to know who i am

this is my blog that hopefully will give me a cult following

I am Eamonn bermingham, 24, unemployed receptionist.

but on blogger i am a persona i created I AM.......

Like the Devil known by many names.

• the Wizard of Wit,
• The Guru of Girth
• The Barron of Badness
• the Shaman of Swagger
• the Working class hero,
• the biggest MOTHERFUCKER ON THE WEB TODAY
• THE PATH OF ENLIGHTENMENT, EAMONN ......FUCKING .... BERMINGHAM!

AND THIS IS THE ENLIGHTED PAGE MY INNER SACTUM WHERE I DISPENSE ADVICE AND BANTER WITH EQUAL MEASURE WITH RANTS AND LOUIS WALSH IS GAY JOKES

so welcome to those who have stumbled to this page you are in for a treat of humour, stories and such in my unique style.

Eamonn bermingham

ps rte this is what you need to be a successful rte 3 program but you old fossil wouldnt know a good program even if you CANCEL IT EVERY MONTH FOR FUCKING FORIEGN FUCKING FOOTBALL WITH NO FUCKING IRISH PLAYERS!!!!!!!

€180 FOR A TV LICIENCE MY ASS!!!!!!

failed party games

• the game for wrestling dumb in your life! Game of no life!
• recession monopoly! play as a pink-slip, a boarded up bank and a atm with insolvent funds
• hide the sausage (a favourite of Louis Walsh and his boybands!)

now that what i call parody songs 2

Yes there is pattern here

FAG BOYS
(to the tune of Bad boys by inner circle, a.k.a the cops themes)

fag boys
whata gone
whattagonnado,
when louis walsh he comes for you

tell me
whatchaa do-oo
oh year
Chorus:
Fag boys, fag boys,
whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do
when they bumfuck you(x2)

nobody now getting now getting no break
every body now says F**k's Sake
the difference between george micheal and microwave,
microwave stops when the door is open!

chorusx2
you alienate your brother rob makeup from your sister,
you upset your mother, and your daddy want to hit ya
some thing something something something
more forgotten than the national anthem!

Chorus(x6)
fade out

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a song for you

Background to this song LOUIS WALSH , THE KING OF FAGS! of all people was going to be a super villian in the hit tv show Heroes. When asked by one of those trashy celebrity stalker programs of what superhero he would be he said Spiderman. dear lord what if he was a gay spiderman? so this to you,
a song called...

SPIDERFAG

spiderfag,
spiderfag,
does what ever a spiderfag can.
can he suck off a cock?
Yes he can,
What a shock(!)

Look out(fellas)
here comes a spiderfag!

Is he strong ?
Well he could
if he was'nt playing with his wood!
Can he mess with your head?
your son his sleeping in his bed!

lookout here comes a spiderfag

on the x-factor he never does us proud.
he'll run a mile
cos he gets OWN3D by Simon Cowell

Spiderfag, Spiderfag,
South Dublin's Spiderfag
Wealth and fame he's ignored?
YEAH FUCKING RIGHT HE'S LOUIS WALSH

Beware!
If he wan'ts you to join a boyband
your cock will be in his hand
THERE GOES A SPIDERFAG!!!!!!

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Spiderfag song
copyright Bermingham/Hayden