if you thought yesterdays story was good

i would like to apologise for my assumption that the "iceberg in Sydney" hoax was the greatest hoax in the world. it was a mere icecube in relation to this hoax one so famous it completley made everyone into a hysterical idiot

No not the War of worlds radio-play that is too famous.

i mean the pararama "spaghetti trees" hoax

for this hoax i would like to bring you on a journey on my verbal TARDIS

the 1950s
war was over
and with it came the television
with the first television rolling across britian there was mass hysteria for buying a television as the bbc promised to show the cornation of queen only on television.
during that time the televison itself, not just the programs in it was a talking point.
it was working. the public were in there hands
now to the main story
Pararama was (and still is) one of the most influencial current affairs program. Giving views on current affairs on places seem so far away. In short if it was on pararama. it must be true.
just what they wanted.
one night they were showing footage (which by today standards were obviously doctored) of a spaghetti being grown on a tree. Pasta wasn,t well known in the fifties and most people only saw spaghetti in hoops. in short they didn't know where it came from.
from footage in "swizterland" (in truth, Yorkshire) the harvest was taking place.
then the good bit. the reporter then revealed that british soil was the optimum condition for growing pasta all one had to do is plant a tin of spaghetti and within a month a fully grown tree
with a bounty of £200 worth of pasta every month
now pararama was (and still is) an hourly programme from 10pm
so imagine those who missed the programme waking up to neighbours digging and burying tins of spag hoops into the early hours of the morning
the next night - April 2nd pararama revealed the truth
APRIL FOOLS!

ah its April....

the birds are chirping.
the coat is getting off...for a while
and dentists are rubbing there hands in delight when a child who eat too much chocolate doesn't have a medical card

of course its was unless you don't have a cruel bone in your body,the first of april yesterday

and i have a story to tell you have what could be the most infamous April fools joke ever

I'm refering to the Iceberg in Sydney incident

i'll explain.

in the 1920s an australian millionaire in the mould of howard hughes,(read eccentric) claimed that he was making money on a mining operation but what and where was he mining?
gold in columba?
diamonds in south africa
no .

ice from antartica.
yes you read it right ICE!
he then said that he was going to barge a giant iceberg to syndey to his factory to be rendered into icecubes and selling them for $20 dollars each
the public argued that was too dear for an fecking icecube
but the millionairre said that a icecube pure and centuries old, would be the compliment to any drink.
the day arrived and so did the iceberg 40 ft high and wide the crowd was buying it they should have payed attention to the date:
april the first
and the weather report
Heavy rain as soon as the rain hit the "iceberg" it was revealed on the crowd.
all over the crowd.
because the ice berg was made of shaving cream and a 40 ft stack of blankets
the crowd then realised that they were covered in an elaborate hoax as the barge owned by the millionaire was christened....
APRIL FOOLS!!!

do you like my headers ?

i got the idea from the bravo continality, here is the ones i have on my blog in the past

• on the road to wrestlemania
• opening a can of WHUPASS
• as part as a nutritious breakfast
• crying police brutality
• is a sign of the apocalypse
• NOT eating my weight in chocolate
• is a lumberjack but that's ok!
• doing the time warp again!
• MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!
• running wild, brother!
• watering my cherry tree because its earth day
• FOR GONDOR AND MIDDLE-EARTH!!!!!!!!!
• voting sinn fien
• wants to go 12 rounds with John Cena.... with a kendo stick!
• served with chips or rice!
• behind enemy lines
• WHOS YOUR DADDY??????
• ARSE! FECK! DRINK! GIRLS!
• has performed a illegal action and needs to be shut down.
• is not asleep he's dead!
• moonwalking
• eating spam
• upper class twit of the year
• is not the messiah hes a very naughty boy!
• armed with a pointed stick!
• sleeping on the couch
• and new heavyweight champion!
• walking that ailse
• drinking Monster ripper
• kicking ass and taking names
• Crying wont help you, praying wont do you no good!
• flying the flag
• mothers lock up your daughters!
• you wont like him when hes angry!
• doing night fever in the mirror
• HAS TWO WORDS FOR YA.......SUCK IT!!!!!!
• I AM A MAN! (PUNCH)
• has too much free time on his hands
• hallo am i on D'air?
• won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck
• pitying fools!
• raising the roof
• 64 degrees and cloudy
• does what he likes and likes what he does
• FREEBIRD!
• wavy-gravying
• living the dream
• dilute to taste
• intro to "show me how to live" by Audioslave (im not writting it all out again-eamonn)
• Carving pumpkins
• dAZED aND cONFUSED
• read in 7 countries and counting
• transformed and rolled out
• learning how to backstroke
• and christian bale are done profressionally!
• taping my thumb in respect!
• has a shiny nose!
• pulling crackers
• Meow
• playing Guilty Gear
• IS OVER 9000!
• enlightened for a year and will be for many more!
• lives like a super villian.
• tired and emotional
• IM FROM WINNEPEG YOU IDIOT!
• Welcome to 3 tickets to hell
• felt the rains down in africa.
• Sunburnt
• Would like a 99!
• Drinking monster kaos
• is the stig!
• may contain nuts
• sweet
• as part as your 5 a day
• Kicking your skinny fat ass!

if you like my headers or have an idea for one please drop me a line at eberminghamot@live.ie my dream is that my headers get a wikiquote page
look out for a new one tomorrow!

replacement host for plank kenny (not real its a joke)

• Russel brand
• Freddie star
• Gary glitter
• Dara o 'brien
• Osama bin laden
• Dustin
• me!!
• howard stern
• the nostalgia critic (believe me he's one funny sumbitch)
• MOBO the news monstor (from futurama)
• ME!!!
• The guy from big brother with the tourettes symdrome
• Podge and rodge
• dame enda
• ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE REMOTELY ENTERTAINING THAN PLANK KENNY

dont let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!

next sunday, wrestlemania 25

next sunday the wrestling equalivement to woodstock, wrestlemania is coming to our screens on sunday
here is the full line-up starting saturday

next saturday the hall of fame induction ceremony

Sunday the whole fucking event

the card in order of title importance

wwe title:
randy orton verSus "the Game" triple h
money on: HHH

World heavyweight title
EDGE VS the big show vs JOHN FUCKING CENA
money on: FUCKING CENA

intercontinental title match
john bradshaw-layfield versus rey mysterio (Jbl promises "something historic" taking mysterios mask off?)

money in the bank ladder match (winner gets a title match for any time within the year)
kane vs christian vs C.M Punk vs "The gold standard" Shelton benjamin vs MVP VS finlay vs mark henry vs kofi kingson
money on:benjamin
wishful thinking: our own finlay!

tag title unification match to crown the Undisputed tag team champions
the colon brothers versus john morrision and that dude from MTV!!!!
match will be lumberjack match (i.e. ring surrounded by wrestlers not good enough to be at a match at wrestlemania)
money on: miz and morrison

miss wrestlemania (25 women over the top battle royal, despite that there is only 16 women on the roster!)
money on:suprise entrant
wishful thinking:cancel this match

shawn micheals versus undertaker
money on: 'Taker 17-0, the safest bet ever made.

chris Jericho versus jimmy superfly snuka, ricky "the dragon" steamboat and Rowdy roddy piper with ric flair (WOOO!!!): handicap match
money on: jericho
wishful thinking:"i'm outta retirement!WOO! AND I WANT A REMATCH!WOOOOOOO!!!!!

jeff hardy versus matt hardy
EXTREME MOTHERFUCKING RULES! E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!
winner: to close to call
wishful thinking: matt to beat the crystal meth out of jeff's system! now that's an intervention!

things you don,t what to hear at strike or rally

• BLAST OFF! IT'S PARTY TIME! AND WE ALL LIVE IN A FACIST NATION!
• BLAST OFF! IT'S PARTY TIME! AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???!!! (towards minister)
• Reduce carbon or we'll burn your house!
• death to the west!(shiek scream)
• you can take my job BUT YOU CAN NOT TAKE MY FREEDOM!!!!
• when you see my face hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell.....
• THIS. IS. TUI! (kicks Persian messager into well) AND TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!
• E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!
• i know lets not get the government involved
• of course its not a tank! who would bring a tank to a chinese student rally?

places you don't want to go on a school outing

• titanic boat ride
• louis walshe's closet
• big brother set at midnight with the cameras still on!
• vatican male changing room
• iraq
• pontypridd all-u-can eat "fresh" Bacon blowout!
• hell... also known as the gaeltacht!