pathofenlightment.blogspot.com TIMELINE 2009-11

2/12/09
the site is launched as ask the path an online service for those who have general knowledge questions. i also posted the song spiderfag making fun of the then rumoured appearance of louis walsh on heroes.

2/13/09
what became a tradition here at Enlightened Towers, Eamonn taste-tested the first batch of limited edition walkers. the first batch includes irish breakfast, bhaji,duck,fish and chips, chilli and chocolate and (yes seriously!) Squirrel.

2/13/09
My first mock the week spoof, things you don't to hear over a supermarket tannoy is also written that day.

2/27/09
wrestlemania on the horizon again is Eamonn's First but not last article on Pro wrestling

3/5/09
Wrestlemania is great and all but...is Eamonn's first but not last parody on Pro Wrestling

4/1/09
my first headers are complied on this post.

4/2/09
Eamonn's first theme month a set of April fools stories are released.

5/19/09
the blog changes its name to THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE FROM THE EDGE! Its focus is now a side-ways look at wrestling and other things.

5/27/09
i compare wwe in 80s 90s and 2000s

5/31/09
Eamonn made fun of Ken Anderson for the first time, refering to him as a injury-fiegning piece of shit.

6/11/09
my face-palm moment came when i predicted that people will talk about Umaga by the end of the year. and well...

6/29/09
micheal jackson tribute

July 2009
Monty python month
first wwe results night of champions

August 2009
why wwe sucks month
codes for extra sky channels and first tna results hard justice. its also the launch for bogger box office a film review blog and vechile for the Joe-Jack The Culchie charector. joe-jack has a profile on my blog.

September 2009
TNA is the future month (this is before Hack Hogan, ovivously!) i joined youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment

10/14/09
my thoughts on the historic 7-diva draft.

winter 2009
Glossary of wrestling terms

12/5/09
...Umaga is found dead this day. his death was the first i tributed.

Christmas eve 2009
results for final resolution was written at my parents house it has a bad connection and it took 4 hours to post. i vowed never to post at christmas again!

january 2010
royal rumble results and atop the 4th wall parody lyrics.

februrary 2010
Road to Wrestlemania

3/11/10
undertakers streak is re-told in march.

4/7/10
Chris Kanyon tribute.

5/13/10
the massive crossover, 3 tickets to hell, pulls into the station in may, with my review of dead or alive.

5/28/10
last years world cup walkers where reviewed with teriyaki winning it out in my opinion

july 2010
eamonn evaluated the wwe roster. he also joined the wrestling forum XWA.

10/18/10
in eamonn's most read article ever TNA IMPACT THE WORSE IS YET TO COME, Eamonn unloads on the fallout of 10-10-10

November 2010
Cadbury's month

January 2011
the Flippes my awards finally see the light of day. The Miz is (begrudgingly) the 1st wrestler of year

February 2011
YEAR 3 STARTS RIGHT NOW!

and the winner is...

two months ago i told you what about the new flavours of walkers and i think i have falling love with the winner
(drum roll please)

FISH AND CHIPS IS TOO FUCKING GORGOUS!!

There should be a warning on the packet

WARNING FISH AND CHIPS WALKERS WILL SEND YOU ON A FLAVOUR TRIP

even the colour of the crisp is a light transulent red .
thats right, a crisp in the old school

and old school is COOL!

do you like my headers ?

i got the idea from the bravo continality, here is the ones i have on my blog in the past

• on the road to wrestlemania
• opening a can of WHUPASS
• as part as a nutritious breakfast
• crying police brutality
• is a sign of the apocalypse
• NOT eating my weight in chocolate
• is a lumberjack but that's ok!
• doing the time warp again!
• MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!
• running wild, brother!
• watering my cherry tree because its earth day
• FOR GONDOR AND MIDDLE-EARTH!!!!!!!!!
• voting sinn fien
• wants to go 12 rounds with John Cena.... with a kendo stick!
• served with chips or rice!
• behind enemy lines
• WHOS YOUR DADDY??????
• ARSE! FECK! DRINK! GIRLS!
• has performed a illegal action and needs to be shut down.
• is not asleep he's dead!
• moonwalking
• eating spam
• upper class twit of the year
• is not the messiah hes a very naughty boy!
• armed with a pointed stick!
• sleeping on the couch
• and new heavyweight champion!
• walking that ailse
• drinking Monster ripper
• kicking ass and taking names
• Crying wont help you, praying wont do you no good!
• flying the flag
• mothers lock up your daughters!
• you wont like him when hes angry!
• doing night fever in the mirror
• HAS TWO WORDS FOR YA.......SUCK IT!!!!!!
• I AM A MAN! (PUNCH)
• has too much free time on his hands
• hallo am i on D'air?
• won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck
• pitying fools!
• raising the roof
• 64 degrees and cloudy
• does what he likes and likes what he does
• FREEBIRD!
• wavy-gravying
• living the dream
• dilute to taste
• intro to "show me how to live" by Audioslave (im not writting it all out again-eamonn)
• Carving pumpkins
• dAZED aND cONFUSED
• read in 7 countries and counting
• transformed and rolled out
• learning how to backstroke
• and christian bale are done profressionally!
• taping my thumb in respect!
• has a shiny nose!
• pulling crackers
• Meow
• playing Guilty Gear
• IS OVER 9000!
• enlightened for a year and will be for many more!
• lives like a super villian.
• tired and emotional
• IM FROM WINNEPEG YOU IDIOT!
• Welcome to 3 tickets to hell
• felt the rains down in africa.
• Sunburnt
• Would like a 99!
• Drinking monster kaos
• is the stig!
• may contain nuts
• sweet
• as part as your 5 a day
• Kicking your skinny fat ass!

if you like my headers or have an idea for one please drop me a line at eberminghamot@live.ie my dream is that my headers get a wikiquote page
look out for a new one tomorrow!

So last night i tried the limited edition....

So last night i tried the limited edition Squirrell flavered Walkers. for those who don't know Walkers had a comp to find a new flavour and the six new flavours are

Full Irish Breakfast.
Crispy duck
Squirrell
Onion Bhaji
Fish and chips
and Chilli and chocolate....WTF

Honestly if you blindfolded me, and gave me squirrell and smokey Bacon crisps i would not have told the difference

next time i'll try a Duck flavour