TASTE TEST 2K16: TASTE OF SUMMER PRINGLES

A YEAR TO THE WEEK SINCE I WAS FLOORED WITH TASTE OF DORITOS ROULETTE'S CAPSICUM EXTRACT, I SHAKE UP THINGS TODAY AHEAD OF THE MOST REVIEW LOADED SUMMER I HAD IN AGES!

Today, I am Reviewing 2 limited Edition Summertime Pringles-Limited only (At Time Of Writing!) to LIDL!

ONION RING FLAVOUR
Colour: grass green
Cartoon: Pringle on barbeque with onion rings, in front of flames. an onion ring around his "neck" with a flaming crown overhead.
carolies: 639 per 30g serving
Strong OnionTaste without the sour cream to reign it in, And that's about it! 190 grams of dried Onion Powder, Now even paired with a condiment of some kind!

FLAME GRILLED STEAK FLAVOUR
Colour: Brown
Cartoon: Pringle on flaming barbeque with steak, High flames and a crown once more, only this time the Pringle is "holding" a spatula like a spectre
Calorie Count: 637 per 30g serving

Spraypaint of brown misquette and exclamination points of pepper dash the surface of the snack. Flavour is smokey and robust, par the course for EVERY meat flavoured Pringle ever, but compared to the disappointment of Previous flavour, You'll take what you'll get!

Well that's it!
Wednesday will see the launch of The Little Panda Fighter on bogger box office! after that i will have Mitb and Crappiversersary predictions! after that starting with Battleground, 3 back-to-back  WWE PPVS INCLUDING SUMMERSLAM AND NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS!

SEE YOU SOON!

LIVE! FROM THE FORWARDING ADDRESS! TNA: VICTORY ROAD: OH BEAUREGARD, AH DO DECLARE...YOUR GIMMICK SUCKS!

A MONTH BEFORE SLAMMIVERSARY, WE HAVE A PPV THAT HAS BEING KEPT SECRET, SO FOR ONCE I'M GOING IN BLIND!

This show was suppose to be a tournament for entry into battle royal for a future title shot! but instead that was made into a Dark Main Event! Drake/EC3 is tonight's main event, because frankly, the last 2 One Night Only had that match for it's main event, granted Joker's wild was for money, and knockdown was an all female battle royale, but if you eat the same meal every day, you lose the taste for it!

Anyway, this is gonna be quick! Tomorrow I have a Special Edition of Second Hand Smoke that will cover  Extreme Rules and the Recent Releases!

As always X division action starts off as the newest member of The Helms Dynasty, Andrew Everett  under the tutelage of the legendary G.S. Helms ...and Zima Ion was also there! Okay that's mean, But face it! when Gregory Helms said "bring out the ENHANCEMENT!" and Zima was the 1st out, no one booed they nodded with agreement! Everett got the W! with the 450! Keep an Eye on this Everett, chap! in 5 years he could be  World Champion!

VELVET SKY CAME BACK(!)
Days after wrestling her last match, she appeared on a show to be aired as "brand new" days later, ok maybe it's not as bad as last year's batch of One night onlys! but it's still some very confused continuity! Anyway Marti Bell's new gimmick is that she now speaking 5th class Spanish and translated what she said in English, In  case you don't have eyes in yer head that couldn't see she is Hispanic! Anyway this match was a farce! Marti got in Hebner's faces and the old pervert kissed her and had a heart attack! Velvet covered Marti in such a way that the ref would she the always exposed Panties of Sky, and Be revived enough from the shock to count the pin!

But then it got worse!

Enter from Philadelphia, Mississippi, The World Debut of Beauregard, an top heavy, bearded and mulletted  Red neck Slob who makes his entrance to Bluegrass whilst riding an invisible Horse and claiming to rid the world of "Hooliginosity" in the world, Starting with Sgt. Chris Melendez! WHAT? After claiming that every soldier that doesn't die in combat is a coward! (WHAT??!?) Beauregard proceeded to steal Chris' Prosthetic Leg and Play it like a Guitar! Sarge even on one leg, defeated this piece of Southern Fried Stupidity!

Let That be a Life Lesson-FIRST IMPRESSION'S MATTER!

Next was  Bram Vs James Storm, and Storm have picked the right approach for these shows, have fun because they don't matter! Storm Won and celebrated heartily with the fans!

Next where the Former French Legionnaires Now called the Tribunal! AKA Truth Co-mission 2.0! After deriding the crowd for calling them cowards out comes the BLOW-mance as the all American faces, those Jesse's Face turn is complete!  BLOWMANCE WON! Also Marcus Louis' New Name is Baron Dax, While Sylvester LeFort's new name is Bastille Baraka!
YES I KNOW THERE IS BOTH A LINKARA AND A MORTAL KOMBAT JOKE WAITING TO BE MADE HERE!

BOBBY ROODE CAME BACK! But that's not the only bit of Discontinuity! How about a repackage Wrestler who hasn't debuted yet, Wrestling in his old gear, with his old name on them as Jeremy Borash announce him as his old name "Pepper Parks" and in Post Production calls him his new name on Commentary -"Braxton Sutter!" And Braxton is such a stupid name, i keep callin' him "Branston" and when i do my stomach instantly craves this!

anyway good match but the discontinuity was too off-putting!

Speaking of Offputting all this allusion to pickles made me so hungry i ate and overslept through the main Event of Eli Drake and "THE BAG CARRYING MACHINE!" ETHAN MIDCARDER! but ec3 winning was a foregone conclusion. The Wresling Wiki Confirms it so!

OK. DONE!
TOMORROW I WILL HAVE A SPECIAL EDITION OF SECOND HAND SMOKE ON enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com covering Extreme Rules and the recent releases. And this time Next week I'm shaking things up with a review of The Summer Festival editions of Pringles as this year's taste test!
If like this and what to know more, of just want to say hi! drop me a line at @RealEnli on twitter! I follow back though if you are a bot i will block you!

See you soon!

EXTREME RULES PREDICTIONS 2016

Hello everyone, and I welcome you once again to a Predictions Post to a show I'm not watching, But that's what happens when you like in a country where their is a good chance a tna ppv and a wwe ppv are mere days! away from each other! Usually it's Four Days to a week's difference, This Month! A DAY! So i had to make a choice this show for €22 euros! or TNA World Cup for free! The same shit happens next month so Money In the Bank gets Withdrawn to be Replaced by CRAPPIVERSERY!

BE THAT AS IT MAY, IF I SAID EXTREME RULES WAS SHAPING UP TO BE A MEMORABLE PPV...I'D BE FUCKING LYING!

(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE!)

IT'S NOT A GOOD STORYLINE! IT'S A BAD STORYLINE! BUT IT'S STILL THE STORYLINE!

EXTREME MUTHAFECKIN' RULES! FOR WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
BLOWMAN REIGNS(c) VS AJ STYLES
By now most of the world (not us! Britain get's it's first repeat tonight!) has seen Roman botch hard in the Styles Clash! And this Grey Morality thing is not working! since the Douchsos got involved with chairs...by hitting the only guy who didn't use a chair, but hey, given that Blowman Carjacked and Assaulted  his boss in front of his screaming wive two months ago, then speared her on worldwide tv!, they probably have so much Paragon Options for Creative not to Notice the baying boos!
MONEY ON: AJ STYLES! RENEGADE FOR LIFE!

SUBMISSION MATCH FOR THE WWE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
CHARLOTTE (C) VS NATALYA 
This Match has become Personal!
Growing up, these 2 were mere pawns in the feud between the Flair's and the Hart's extended Family.
But now these 2 pawns have being Promoted to Queens!
Charlotte's Right Arm remains an X factor, as it's use may hinder the locking in on the Figure Eight, however the figure 4 remains just as dangerous! Ric Flair is banned from ringside and if he disregards this, Charlotte automatically loses the title, which almost always means a clean win for the heel whenever stips like this in in effect!
MONEY ON: CHARLOTTE!

FATAL 4-WAY MATCH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
GOBSHITE FROM MTV! (C) VS CESARO VS KEVIN OWENS VS SAMI ZAYN
2 Weeks ago, Sami was added to this Match, which was a triple threat, meaning it doesn't take 3 men to carry Miz's no talent ass, but it takes 3 MEN TO CARRY THE MIZ'S NO TALENT ASS!
MONEY ON: MIZ UNFORTUNATELY!, HE ONLY HAS ONE MATCH ON TV THIS WEEK AND LOSES IT!

US CHAMPIONSHIP
KALISTO (C) VS ALEXANDER "I WILL EAT HIS HEART!" RUSEV!
HALLELUJAH! 
KALISTO HAS A MATCH ON THE ACTUAL PPV!
OH!
MONEY ON: RUSEV, THE SAFEST BET I'M MAKING TODAY!

WWE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE NEW DAY (C) (TO BE CONFIRMED ANY COMBINATION OF KINGSTON/WOODS/BIG E) VS THE VAUDEVILLIANS (GOTCH/ENGLISH)
After that nasty accident last month involving Enzo Amore, it's very clear on two facts. 1) Enzo is a tough motherfucker! 2) putting the belts on the 'Villains and then a revenge match between them and Cass and Enzo will put Holes on Seats!
MONEY ON: ENGLISH/GOTCH!

LETHAL LOCKDOWN  AMBROSE ASYLUM MATCH FOR REVENGE FOR A POTTED PLANT AND A JACKET! NO I'M NOT HIGH!
CHRIS JERICHO VS DEAN AMBROSE


PRESHOW
DOLPH "JUST RELEASE ME ON FRIDAY, ALREADY! ZIGGLER VS BORING SIDEBURNS!

YEAH PRETTY MUCH MY REACTION!


WELL, THAT'S IT FOR THIS WEEK! AS I MENTIONED, MORE WWE RELEASES ARE EXPECTED ON FRIDAY SO MY RESULTS ON enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com MAY BECOME A SPECIAL AS I REVIEW A FORENIGHT OF FIRINGS AS WELL AS SUNDAY'S SHOW.
TNA'S SHOW WILL REVIEWED HER ON MONDAY MORNING AND TUESDAY WILL HAVE A TASTE TEST ON THE NEW PRINGLES, AHEAD OF BOGGER BOX OFFICES REVIEWS OF THE LITTLE PANDA FIGHTER!

SEE YOU SOON!

WWE PAYBACK PREDICTIONS 2016

Payback is shaping up to be a great show this year. Sadly, Ireland and Britain has a bank Holiday, so results will be on my Tumblr page, enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com as a Second Hand Smoke! LETS GET RIGHT TO IT!

(ALL MATCHES ARE IN DESCENDING IMPORTANCE, DUE TO THE DIVAS TITLE RETIREMENT AND REPLACED WITH THE WORLD'S WOMEN'S TITLE THE ORDER HAS CHANGED FROM NOW ON MY PREDICTION WILL GO:

1. WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
2. WWE WORLD'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
3. INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
4. U.S CHAMPIONSHIP
5. TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
6. NUMBER 1 CONTENDER'S MATCH
7. NON TITLE GIMMICK MATCH
8. SQUASH
9. NON TITLE LADIES MATCH!

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP

BLOWMAN REIGNS VS AJ STYLES

Reigns is now doing Make-A-Wish Visits. HE WILL NEVER TURN HELL NOW! As for the match, I don't know if they will turn the Bullet Club against Styles, i think a title rematch at Summerslam is in the cards!

3 POSSIBLE SCENARIOS

SCENARIO 1: BULLET CLUB ATTACKS REIGNS AFTER REF BUMP, STYLES RUN THEM OUT, WALKS INTO SPEAR, DUSTY FINISH!

SCENARIO 2: BULLET CLUB ATTACKS: STYLES TURNS HELL WINS TITLE

SCENARIO 3: BULLET CLUB ATTACKS THEM BOTH! MATCH THROWN OUT, STYLES AND REIGNS DISTRACTED BY THE LIGHTS GOING OUT, BALOR ARRIVES TO TAKE THEM BOTH OUT, BALOR TO MAIN ROSTER!

WWE WORLD'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP!

CHARLOTTE(c) W/ RIC FLAIR VS NATALYA WO/ BRET HART!

Yeah, the word is that Bret does not want to work with Ric after the bitter feud he has with him.

I'm sure that they can work it into a storyline at the last minute! and replace him with Tyson!

MONEY ON: CHARLOTTE

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!

GOBSHITE FROM MTV! (c)VS CESARO

REMEMBER THE LAST TIME THESE TWO WRESTLED ON PPV? AND THE NO TALENT PIECE OF SHIT PUNCHED THE SWISS MAN IN THE TOBERONES?

MONEY ON: I WOULD LIKE TO SAY CESARO, BUT AFTER THE ONE DAY TITLE REIGN OF ZACK RYDER, VINCE MAY STILL BE IN A "FUCK YOU, INTERWEBZ!" MOOD!

PRESHOW AGAIN!

KALISTO VS (c) STEROIDBACK!

Well Creative, if you Don't give a shit, why should I?

MONEY ON: NEXT!

NUMBER ONE CONTENDER'S MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!

ENZO AND BIG CASS VS THE VAUDEVILLIANS (AIDEN ENGLISH/SIMON GOTCH)

Two of my favourite teams duke it out for the number 1 contender-ship to the Nigh Unstoppable New Day! who will win the day? The #QuiteManly throwbacks who are booked as heels? or will the dueling promos from two entertaining teams be what people want to see?

MONEY ON: CAN'T CALL IT!

DEAN AMBROSE VS CHRIS JERICHO

It's time to Break the walls down and REV UP THEM TITTIES!

Dean hosting a talk show segment is weird, since he not really that talkative, but i suppose they had to have a means for them to fight! Jericho winning will make no sense, he's hitting 47 this month! he's constantly fucking off to play with his band, or host gameshows or take part in gameshows, his heart is not it anymore! and his body catching up! he's stiff he's more injury prone and he's getting soft in the middle too!

MONEY ON: AMBROSE!

KEVIN OWENS VS SAMI ZAYN

These two should put on a good show, if they want to earn spots in Money in the Bank next Month! As for it being over, this is just a singles match!

MONEY ON: OWENS! THEN SAMI WIN REMATCH THE NEXT NIGHT, THEY QUALIFY FOR MITB, TAKE EACHOTHER OUT TO SET UP STEELCAGE/I QUIT/NO DQ/ MATCH AT SUMMERSLAM!

DOLPH ZIGGLER VS BORING SIDEBURNS!

PUSH CORBIN! HE'S A MASTODON! I'M VINCE MCMAHON DAMMIT!

SPEAKING OF!

VINCE MCMAHON TO PUBLIC ADDRESS THE FUTURE OF SHANE AND THE UH-TORITY!

Due to the Bank Holiday on Monday, Results will on my tumblr on Tuesday, the subtitle of this show is Career Suicide Tuesday! Victory Road will shown in Ireland a Day before Extreme Rules. so i choose to review the free tna show over the wwe ppv that costs €25.00. over on bogger box office, due to a delivery, Jupiter Ascending will launch a day early, on the 4th of May!

I Will be back on tuesday!

see you soon! 

PEACE!

LIVE FROM THE WAREHOUSE DISTRICT! TNA KNOCKOUTS KNOCKDOWN: REBEL WON A MATCH? (Warning Contains *SPOILERS!*

IN LOVING MEMORY OF JOANIE "CHYNA" LAURER
1969-2016
A month after the greatest Women's match in Recent History, and a week after the the death of a true trailblazer in the annuls of women's wrestling. TNA FINALLY! returns in kind, with it's all female tournament. I've only ever reviewed this show once, and that's because the show follows a formula, knockout faces indy girl, indy girl jobs! Only 3 women bucked the trend, Jackie Moore-because she's a veteren, Havoc, because she signed a contract, and Reby, because she is boning BIG MONEY ICONIC MATT HARDY BIG DINNERS MORONIC FATT LARDY!

Speaking of Fomula, Once again JB is interuptted by the Heel's with the biggest X-pac Heat! this year it's the Underwhelming Miracle and his Trophy Wife! who undermine the girls every word and action, Let's Meet the Girls and their Opponent's in no particular Order:

LAURA DENNIS-The Recently Hired "Cherry Bomb" Sucks up to the Bennets, this is because she is *SPOILER Now called Ally is Maria's assistant after she showed that any idiot can climb a ladder!* She will face the recently released Velvet Sky
JAMIE JAMESON: Who Borash calls "Jamie Jackson" who is well built and flexes with Mike Bennett. She will face Martibelle? Marti-Belle? Marty Bell, however it's Spelt , she's facing her!
VEDA SCOTT: Who looks like a Porn version of Velma from Scooby Doo! She will Face Rosemary in Her in-ring Debut!
BARBI HAYDEN: Who looks like a  Curvy pin-up Girl who hogs the camera, and is a local Orlandite! She will Face...Raquel? who the fuck is...oh it's the Brazillian Ring Rat From Tough Enough!I FORGOT SHE  STILL WORKED HERE!
LEVA BATES: WHO GETS A MASSIVE POP! she will face the Current Knockout's Champion, Jade
DEONNA: at 21, is the youngest girl of the group, she will face Madison Rayne
SHELLY MARTINEZ: Who is only back for the cheques from Dixie that bounced since the last time she was in TNA! And she is looking Dog-Rough, the can't even afford Wrestling Gear, she's wrestling in a Swimsuit and Halloween Makeup! this will be easy for her, she's facing the Low level Enemy of the Dollhouse, the Girl who was only hired so Christy can have a friend from work she could drink with, Rebel! Because Rebel has not Won a Match, AND NEVER WILL!
ALLYSIN (B-COZ PUR LITRA-C IZ...KEWL!) KAY: *Spoiler: Now signed and now calling herself Sienna*) Kay says that she is as classy as Maria because "When she Drinks her Beer can, she holds it Pinkies out!" that was pretty funny! she will face Gail Kim in our 1st match!

Gail Kim lost to Allysin by Count out after Maria tookout Gail on the outside. And That ending was not Needed! Because Gail was Totally Destroyed by the Powerhouse That is Kay! It was so Onesided You'd think it wasn't Gail getting squashed! yeah Allysin qualifies to the Gauntlet Main Event, though the Finish was Bullshit! Gail challenges the Bennetts to a Mixed Tag Later with a mystery partner!

Speaking of Miracles, I JUST SAW ONE!
REBEL WON A MATCH!
THIS IS AMAZING! I HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE!
HEY, OPRAH! REBEL WON A MATCH!

HEY DOUG! REBEL WON A MATCH!

HEY ELLIS!
REBEL WON A MATCH!

DON'T FORGET TO TELL YOUR PETS!

John Ritland , Your rebuttal to Rebel actually winning a match?

https://t.co/Njhdp1zC8w

YEAH PROBABLY NOT!
REBEL WINNING A MATCH? ISN'T THAT ONE OF THE SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE?

Laura Dennis defeated Velvet Sky in a match that was a combination of Laura being world Class and Sky phoning it in! One complaint, What's with Laura and the high Pitched, almost orgasmic squeels with she is hit! I'm watching this in Ireland in the Early hours at it's a little embarrasing! Still nice back and forth, Dennis can get a great match from anyone!

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!
When people heard that It was Leva vs Jade, Internet be like...

Jade won after Leva slipped on the turnbuckle, but prior to another screwy finish, this Match was amazing and I promise not to use the above picture ever again!

Rosemary Mortal Kombated and curb stomped the red hair dye out of Veda's head! Rosemary looking good in her in ring debut! also Rosemary has a bit of a following, and maybe because she looks a lot like Bayley in Makeup!

Next Barbi Hayden Introduced her "friend" in the audience, who she refferred to as "Trina" even though this woman was not in that seat at ringside before and after this match. Yes she was a plant. And helped Barbi win against Raquel in another screwy finish.
You are facing the Ring Rat from Tough Enough, think you can take her!

Madison Rayne vs Deonna was a pedistrian affair. Deonna kept shaking Madison's hand for some reason. I Went to the kitchen to make a bowl of Spicegetthi and the Match was already over. Madison gets the final spot in the Gauntlet!

Gail Revealed her Mystery Partner to Be....DJ Z?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....WELL OF COURSE THEY LOST!
Jade won the Gauntlet for the Queen of the Knockout Tiara and Sash...though Money would have being nice too!
ORDER OF ENTRY

1. BARBI
2. MARTI
3. MADDIE
4. REBEL
5. LAURA
6. ALLYSIN
7. ROSEMARY
8. JADE

ORDER OF ELIMINATION

1. BARBI
2. LAURA
3. REBEL LOST A MATCH AND ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD!
4. ROSEMARY AND ALYSIN
5. MARTI
6. MADISON BY PINFALL!

WELL THAT'S IT!
because of the bank Holiday and the fact that doing 2 shows a week between themselves is a strain on my health, I will NOT be doing PAYBACK, but i will have predictions on Wednesday, the rest of the world will see Victory Road the friday before Extreme Rules, but Britain will see Victory Road the day before! as such, i will only review Victory Road  Next Month, as The ppv is only on the Network and i don't have the network! SO until Next month, I HAVE BEING "ENLIGHTENED" EAMONN BERMINGHAM AND YOU CAN FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AT @RealEnli

CREDITS
I would like to thank my Friend, John Ritland, who you can follow at @RebourneAgain on twitter, for taking time out of his busy schedule to supply his cameo for this review.
John, a chara, a Cead mBhilla Failte Rombh!
(My friend a Thousand Thank Yous!)

 

Summer Schedule 2016

The Days are Getting warmer, the Nights are getting shorter...but I'm in Ireland where a week without rain is considered "a good summer"! So since i will be cooped up like a battery Hen, I'm gonna lay down my Summer Schedule.

SUMMER SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS

Due to several family commitments, I'll not be reviewing Extreme rules Again this year. In fact anything before June  will be subject to change. And Because Payback is a day before a Bank Holiday, my use of the internet cafe will be hindered so both post Mania PPVS are regulated to Second Hand Smoke

• 25th of April-TNA One Night Only: Knockouts Knockdown: Rebel Won A Match? (blog exclusive)
• ALSO 25TH-Second Hand Smoke: Extreme Rules 2016
• May the 3rd-Second Hand Smoke:WWE PAPERBACK: Career Suicide Tuesday!
• Top of my head, i don't know what the July payperview is called again! ( battleground?) but will review it 1st hand!
• July -Money in the Bank
• August -Summerslam on Second Hand Smoke

(All post are subject to change and others may be added to blog. Second Hand Smoke can be read on my Tumblr page and that's enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com)

GLOBAL FORCE WRESTLING
As of time of writing, I've only had one correspondense with Boulder Creek International, the British Distributer of Global Force Wrestling, Negotiations with Global Force and Boulder Creek happened last month, but we still have no idea where, when or will we ever have a British Tv Deal. I will keep you Posted, but it seems i won't be reviewing GFW ppv anytime this year!

SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

TICKET TO HELL RETURNS
The Enigimatic Pimpernel from Earth 3 makes his Presence felt in a twist that No-one would see coming! on the backdrop the review of the Most Razzie-worthy films of this decade!

• April-May: EPISODE 105:DA  ALIEN BEES R STEALIN' OUR WIMMEN: EAMONN REVIEWS JUPITER ASCENDING! (EXPECTED TO BE A PART WORK!)
• June- Episode 1??-Little Panda Fighter
• July-Episode 1??-League Of Gentlemen: the Movie
• August-Episode 1??-Guns, Girls and Gambling

(All posts subject to change!)

Follow Me on Twitter at @RealEnli

WRESTLEMANIA 32: ASS, SALT AND BATTERY

It's time, What Are You Waiting For? Welcome to the longest Single Wrestlemania ever! An Epic 5 hours! (not counting the 2 hour Pre-show Before Hand!) But Does Quanity mean Quality

In the Preshow, Kalisto Retained the U.S Title from Steriodback. The 10 Diva clusterfuck ended with Team Brie getting the win after Brie applied the Yes Lock. Eva was a non-entity! And of Course since Naomi's team lost, the fan base started up again on twitter! Look, yes she is talented, but the reason she is not getting title shots is because she got her priorities wrong and is focusing on this crappy E! SHOW. But no, the fan base believe it's another reason! YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!

Naomi fan base be like...

The Boo-sucks Defeated the Dudleys to no Fanfare from anybody!

Now to the Main show, Who else was shocked that Zack Ryder won the ladder match? oh and Sin Cara, you sly dog! you are wearing black for weeks and then you wear an angelic theme costume last night! AS IF IT WASN'T SO OVIVIOUS YOU ARE TURNING HEEL TONIGHT! Anyway, congrats to Zack Ryder! I Never Lost Faith In You, WWWYKI!

Jericho won Styles Jericho 4 in a fantastic Match! But the reason they are two a piece, guess what's the main event on Raw in London? YEP! STYLES/JERICHO 5!

Despite jumping out of giant box of cereal dressed as Saiyin Warriors (BECAUSE CONTEXT...IS BOOTY!) It wasn't enough to beat the League Of Evil Foriegners it was now a 6 man none title match, Barrett's departure must be more imminent than we thought! Barrett challenged anyone to a another Match, and out came Shawn Michaels, Mick Foley and Stone Cold to wail on the "Lads"

Brock Lesner Defeated Ambrose in the most Anticlimatic Street Fight Ever!

After the Hall of fame Class, all worthy of the honour this year, by the way, we saw the announcement from Amy Dumas that the Divas Title is retired, and Replaced by the WWE WORLD WOMEN'S TITLE! This match stole the entire show! As such, It's only fair to do a Full Play-by-play!

TRIPLE THREAT DIVA'S FEMALE SUPERSTAR'S MATCH FOR THE
1ST EVER WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
I said on twitter that since 2016 is the Centinary of My Country's Freedom! That my Country Woman should come out in Rebel Gear. She came out wearing a green comordore's hat and a black trench coat, the uniform of Nationalist's! Sasha was sang to the ring by her cousin Snoop Dog! And Charlotte wore a Robe, made from her Father, Ric Flair's Retirement Robe, After the Introductions and all the girls cheered, It seems that their is a remit on the Commentators Not to call them Divas anymore, as they were now referred as "ladies" or "FEMALE SUPERSTARS!"
THIS MADE ME HAPPY!

Quick pins to start as the 3 ladies begin the feeling process! Sasha gets thrown out by Charlotte and Becky takes a Rude Awakening in the Ropes! Drop Kick By Becky, and Disarm Her on Charlotte, Roll up forces Becky to release, Figure Four, but the damage done on Charlotte's arm means he can't bridge into the Figure 8! FROM NOWHERE! Banks hits both competitors with a Frog Splash! Sasha Wearing Gear that looks like those of Eddie Guerrero! Lynch takes out Flair who has being playing spoiler all this match, Moonsault by Lynch on Sasha, after being outside to check on her father, Charlotte is back with a Double Natural Selection, Sense of Desperation as Charlotte tries to repeatedly pin her adversaries. Sasha has Flair in a Electric Chair, which Lynch Assists with a drop kick. All 3 hit their respective finishers, to no avail, Until Ric trips up Sasha to stop her interfering with the finish.
WINNER AND THE NEW WWE WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPION: CHARLOTTE!

Shane MacMahon Shown Incredible Heart and a whole lot of guts (including attemping to Hit the Leap Of Faith from the top of the Cell), but it wasn't enough!

PUSH BORING CORBERG! HE'S A MASTODON! I'M VINCE MACAMHON DAMMIT!

THIS YEAR IS WRESTLEMANIA STAR, NEXT YEAR IS WRESTLEMANIA SUN, WHAT'S 34 GOING TO BE CALLED, WRESTLEMANIA BLACK HOLE? OH THERE'S ME TALKING ABOUT HOW BADLY USED NAOMI IS!

After being cheered by cheerleaders, the Rock read the attendance record, only for the Wyatt's to come out, but we had another Suprise, as Rock was dressed to wrestle under his civvies, Beating Erick Rowan in 6 seconds, a new Mania Record!

AND THEN THE MAIN EVENT...
for some Reason Triple H's entrance...was a Fetish Video!, Seriously Stephanie was Dressed in the Kind of Leather Gear Not even the most Heelish Diva's would think of Wearing, calling people worms and filth as she was surrounded by Gimps dressed Hunt-uh's suits! After the chorus of Pelting and Deafening Boos the entire match Plodded at a slow pace! Roman Put us all out of our Misery by winning, but not before spearing, Steph, Because Roman is a Good Guy!

Well, that's it I'm gonna eat Some ICEPOPS to deal with this caffiene Hangover, But i will be watch and live Tweeting Tonight's Raw!

See you soon!