BSKYB HATES THE WRESTLING FANS WHO MADE THEM RICH, PASS IT ON! (RE: WWE/BTSPORTS DEAL)

As of last week, Sky Sports, the British home (and Irish, by proxy!) of wwe for nearly 3 decades is finished.

In January 2020, The televisual Rights of Smackdown, Raw and an "1 hour wwe British show" (could it be NXTUK? which sky never had rights too? or a new magazine show for British Audiences?) on BT's Premier channels so I will have cancel sky sports to pay for BT Sports!

But that is not the problem!

The problem is that wwe pay-per-views will be on BTBoxoffice, a channel that is HD only!

I have a Standard definition TV and Standard definition Box

You see where this is going do you?

As of right now, Summerslam will be the last show of the year for me, after August all other shows will be unimportant, Survivor Series i Never watch due to it being close to Christmas! Impact and go and fuck themselves with the "WE Are Showing The Pay-Per View a week later and Taking food out of blogger's mouths, but you should be grateful!" Bullshit! As i wait out the 5 month transition from Late August to January, The only wrestling i will be able to review will be Major League Wrestling and any WOS or IPW should they return! After Summerslam, you will not be able to hear from me about any current wrestling as the 5 months between August and January I will be Updating the tv packages and staying at home to welcome technicians. I may also have to buy a new television! Every review i make comes out of my own pocket! Irish Broadband continues to be the shits, so the network, that's €40-YEAH #FUCKYOURAPP!

This will not effect Bogger Box Office til 2020, as a matter of fact, CodeLyoko Return to the past NOW! may see Season 3 after all!, But The price of the ppvs will be up for non-bt customers, plus VAT for Irish Customers. I only do shows 2 months at a time til winter, to begin with, making it 4 shows a year, but keep in mind 2020 and beyond That it may be less with the price rise!

Things will be clearer in the winter Schedule. As mentioned before Summerslam will be the last WWE ppv i do this year!

Thank you for listening, in the next months i may update you a progress Report!

STOMPING GROUND 2019: REMATCH CITY, BITCH!

Well, wasn't this show a mixed bag? If I had to compare it to anything, It would be like getting your Pick of the Biscuit tin, after all the good varieties of Biscuits were taken, all you have left are Plain biscuits and those horrible Garibaldi's that you'd sooner stick in the bin, than in you your mouth!

This is what happens when you built a ppv, a B-show PPV, BUT A PPV NONETHELESS! Around Rematches, and not give us anything...ANYTHING! To pique or interest!

On the Preshow as I Predicted/Dreaded, Drew Gulak became the Cruiserweight champion in front of a small but lively Tacoma crowd, Defeating Akira Tozawa and the former champion Tony Nese!

Onto the show itself, we opened with Becky Lynch Putting the Strap up against Lacey "JonBenet" Evans, and to everyone chanting "You Can't Wrestle" to Lacey: Shut up! Has Lacey being overexposed lately? YES SHE HAS! But so has everyone else who took advantage of the Wildcard Rule! Everyone is mad that Lacey is getting a title shot from nowhere after her call-up! Of course she is! She's a Fresh face Heel! So of course she is going have a few more opportunities than others, If she was a face, she would have to go through Hurdles to get the title shot! You will not hear this sentence again in 2019, but here goes: CREATIVE DID NOTHING WRONG!

...In regards to Booking Lacey anyway!

Promo for Ali, as he's being slightly repackaged as the former Cop, in a White Knight, sort of way. and i can dig it! Ali is a good man outside the ring, and Islamic Representation is Something that WWE hasn't done well in the past!

After a cheap shot on Big E, The bone has finally being Thrown towards Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens!

Match of the Night!
Ricochet defeated Samoa Joe for the US Championship in a match that felt like an X division match back in the day!

Next Heavy Machinery worked the crowd as faces, but it was a losing battle as Homestate Hero Daniel Bryan. The Washington state crowd were on fire tonight, chanting "Please Recycle!" "Drive A Prius!" and "Captain Planet!" to the team of Rowan and "The planet's Champion"

And Finally a run through, Bayley bet Alexa, AGAIN! Roman Bet Drew, AGAIN! Kofi Bet Dolph, Again, amidst of  everyone practically waiting on Big E to turn on Kofi, but didn't! And Seth bet Baron in the worst match of the Night, week, month, maybe year. As Lacey Evans was picked to be the Special Guest Referee, Lacey Played the Crooked Ref, fast counts for Corbin, slow counts for Rollins changing rules on the fly, but this match was slower because of it, and giving that Corbin moves with all the speed of a Tectonic Plate, This match was Torture! Rollins is still Champion after an Assist by Becky, and a second referee after a Ref Bump! Terrible.

Tomorrow I have an announcement/Rant about recent WWE news In Britain. If you are Interested, Please join Me Tomorrow!

As always, Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli

I will be back with results of MLW's Kings Of Colosseum when made available. But as i said, I have a rant about recent news regarding wwe in Britain, and HOOBOY! Is it A Doozy!

I would Usually say Peace but I'm Not In the mood til I vent Tomorrow!

EAMONN
 AKA
ENLI!

WWE STOMPING GROUND PREDICTIONS

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Welcome one and all, to Enlightened Towers! Well It's that time again, it's months since the last ppv i reviewed so i have the Money to buy, the Strength to endure 5 hours without sleep, and the curiosity to peep my head out like a groundhog on the first day of Spring!

Sadly, I am only do this show because it's being 2 months since Mania, and it'll be 2 month again til Summerslam, This is a Stopgap to stop readers from leaving and never coming back. And with how the WWE Product is going at the moment, I don't blame people not caring anymore!

THE FOLLOWING PREDICTIONS ARE SET IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE, AND IS NOT THE MATCH ORDER!

BESSER BELL IN DA UNIVERS
SETH ROLLINS(c) VS BALDING BORE-BLAND! WITH SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE!
It's going to be Brock Lesner, that Corbin Picks, Because Corbin can make matches despite not being the Constable anymore?
MONEY ON: Rollins, then cash in by Brock! Because we have to have at least one Title change!

STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
KOFI KINGSTON (C) VS DOLPH ZIGGLER!
Yeah, unless they turn Big E or Xavier Heel or reveal a new partner for Ziggler to interfere, that belt ain't moving!
MONEY ON: KINGSTON

WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BECKY LYNCH (C) LACEY EVANS
I Would like to thank Jonn Rittland (@RebourneAgain)'s recent episode of Real Honesty for naming the subtitle of the review of this PPV-"REMATCH CITY, BITCH!"
Is this the Rubber Match? because I see this Dragging til Summerslam
MONEY ON: LACEY CLEAN OR BECKY BY DQ! EITHER WAY NOT OVER YET!

WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP...WITH A WOMAN FROM RAW
FUCK OUTTA HERE, BRAND SPLIT!
BAYLEY(C) VS ALEXA BLISS W/ NIKKI CROSS!
Ah, yes, Alexa Bliss, the women who put's the "ASS" In GlASS Cannon! Still Management has not faith in Bayley or the smackdown brand if They had to plant Raw Wrestlers into Smackdown Title matches!
MONEY ON: BLISS, PLEASE TURN BAYLEY FULL DARK OR HEEL!

WWE US CHAMPIONSHIP
SAMOA JOE (c) VS RICOCHET 
A Salvation inside this Impeding Massacre. This is the only match I  care about! After that Pitiful display back at wrestlemania, I-NAY WE-Hope this match is given 10 plus minutes!
MONEY ON: JOE, BUT IT'LL BE WORKED SO GOOD TIL THE REMATCH AT SUMMERSLAM!

WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
DANIEL BRYAN/ROWAN (C) VS HEAVY MACHINERY
In the shallow pool that is the Smackdown tag division, it's probably easier to make a Splash! Case in Point, Heavy Machinery faced 2 jobbers with cardboard belts and boom, title shot!
MONEY ON: WHEN ARE GOING TO STOP DANIEL SLUMMING IT WHEN HE SHOULD BE FACING JOE AND RICOCHET IN THE MATCH ABOVE? THE TAG TEAM BELTS DON'T MATTER, GIVE THE BELTS TO OTIS AND TUCKER AND BUILD THE DIVISION BACK UP!

CURRENTLY NOT ON PRESHOW, BUT PROBABLY WILL BE, PAL!
THE LITTLE-MAN BELT FROM HUNTER'S LITTLE MAN SHOW THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE TELEVISED WORLDWIDE, PAL!
TONY NESE (C) VS AKIRA TOZAWA VS DREW GULAK
Ok, I'm Currently following a Youtube channel that condenses 205/NXT/NXTUK Shows To 30 minute videos (I WON'T NAME THAT CHANNEL, ENCASE IT GETS COPYRIGHT STRIKED!) So I'm finally caught up without having to piss away €40 TO WATCH A TV SHOW ON A PHONE!
Still pissed this show doesn't matter, so it'll only be the only time this title will be on a ppv!

MONEY ON: GULAK, AFTER THE KANNELIS' COST NESE THE TITLE!

DREW GALLOWAY VS ROMAN REIGNS!
REMATCH CITY, BITCH!
So Roman's first singles loss after returning from Leukemia was at a Saudi Blood Money Show to "The Wrestler In The World"-A Sweaty, Delusional, Middle-Aged Executive! Now if that is not a big enough reason to wheel Vince up to a retirement home's doorstep in the dead of night and ring the doorbell, then i don't know what is! They are Trying so hard to make Roman like this Cousin, by making him fight the power that is the CO-executive, not anyone important like Hunt-uh, But wwe's weekend manager at the supermarket! So Reigns is facing Shane's Scottish Stooge, and possibly the Revival are at ringside too!
 MONEY ON: ROMAN! BECAUSE IT'S ROMAN!

FINAL CONFIRMED MATCH!
PLAIN OLD TAG MATCH
THE NEW DAY VS KEVIN OWENS/SAMI ZAYN
If they are planning to turn Big e or woods heel, Then this should be the match that opens the show. Booking this as a plain tag match, after making a stipulation tag match to big up this match ,when it was made monday, was Ass-Backwards Booking! I will be watching this match to see how it might factor in Kofi's title Defence
MONEY ON: GIVE THE HEELS A BONE! SAMI GETS THE WIN FOR THIS TEAM!

....Well that's it!
Results will be Monday Morning GMT Sometime after 10am! Because of this there will be no Code Lyoko Retroview this week on Bogger box office, though i did 2 episodes this week to make up for it!

Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli
And Read me lose my shit on Monday

PEACE!
EAMONN
AKA
ENLI
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SO IT'S COMES TO THIS! A MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING REVIEW

...Yes i said was not going to review this company, but there is no Alternative. Scratch that, there's no VIABLE Alternative to wwe.

Impact are morons who won't show there ppvs live or at least deffered by a few days. They are shown a week too late....that is if Fight Network doesn't do a FAKE! Fan Vote and defer it by 2 weeks, like they did Rebellion, because what fan would vote for an old ppv, when a new one is just waiting in the wings? And i Did a whole Skit on ITV and AEW snubbing everyone in Ireland who still owns a Standard Definition TV, SO I've said enough on that matter!

So Saturday was MLW's Fury Road TV Special. An Hour long TV show with 3 Matches!

So we Open with a package of the Recent Path of carnage by The Contra Unit. The trio of Fatu/Samael/and A clean shaven and almost unrecognizable Simon Gotch! They have taking out all the faces including a fireball attack on Rey Fenix in the space of 2 weeks.

We are in Wakesha, Wisconsin. A town, that on day of filming, was hit with thunder and hail storms so film and Musical Equipment is on the fritz throughout but they soldiered on! There is supposed to an interview with their world champion, Tom Lawler, but he is not here, But Jim Cornette puts it down to traffic problems due to the extreme weather!

Now to the Action!

Opening Contest, Myron Reed, a Social Justice Warrior with his mouth taped, due to his feud with the referees, who caught him, a Black man, cheating and All the refs are white...Despite being a heel and all heels cheat and lie!, faces El Gringo Loco, aka I DIDN'T KNOW SETH ROGEN COULD WRESTLE! This Gringo guy can Lucha just as well as any Mexican! I was blown away by this match! Gringo hit a Super Top-rope Falcon Arrow, that got everyone on there feet! I never seen that before and neither did Cornette by the sounds of it...But It was not the finish! Myron Reed was Pretty Tough and the finish was the Ref seeing Reed reaching into his tights and accosting him, Reed Protests and walks into a That's Incredible By the Gringo! After the Match Reed reveals a pair of Knux and goes to town on the Gringo!

Second Match was the final match in the tournament for the New Openweight Championship! If you Don't Believe in Reincarnation, You will after seeing Brain Pillman Jnr. He looks like his Da, sounds like his Da, and Wrestles like his Da. And his opponent, A member of MJF'S Faction, The Dynasty, Alexander Hammerstone. Hammerstone looks like a Sprayed-Tanned Dumi Calahan, expect with Talent. This match was One of the best I've  seen recently. Nice Technicality, superb back and forth and great story-telling (Hammerstone was Shouting things about Brian's father, and Jnr's Emotion, got the better of him!) Hammerstone is Major League Wrestling's inaugural Openweight Champion!

We were getting Ready for the interview with Tom Lawler, when the production Truck sent a message to the commentary team to play a promo. They did and it was Contra Unit attacking Lawler in the car-park and kidnapping him, it cut to Samael with a bound and gagged World Champion. As Fatu held him, Samael cut Tom Lawler's hair. Cornette told the production truck to cut to a ad-break and did. When they came back, Cornette played up the storyline like a genuine thing, Apologizing for Any Offence, Cursing Out the Contras, saying things like The Contra Fought into the Production truck, Knocking down a Women, an investigation by Management, basically, Jim Cornette Doing what Cornette does, Tell a story! And by god did it work!

And then....
HOOBOY AND THEN!

After that Goodness that was the openweight championship, we had A garbage wrestling Match between Teddy Hart the Middleweight champion and Jimmy Havoc, and you wonder why didn't want to review this company, if Garbage Wrestling With Papercuts and Stable-Guns are main events but Real Wrestling like the previous matches were Curtain Jerkers. Hart Retained But The Dynasty attacked Teddy, Until David Hart Smith and Pillman made the save. This rivalry is not over!

The Next time I will be reviewing Wrestling will be stomping grounds which is 2-3 weeks away?
Follow me on twitter @RealEnli and I will see you soon!
PEACE!

TASTE TEST 2K19: EAMONN FINALLY REVIEWS NEW ICECREAMS

...In fact i have both new Magnum's right now in front of me, as this is an off-the-cuff review, as i wait for next week to upload Arceus and the Jewel of Life over on Bogger Box Office!

MAGNUM BROWNIE BAR

Packaging: Brown and Gold, with Tab Pull for fast Eatin'
Calories: 980

Like my 5FT 5 Inch self, Big things come in small packages! You read that right! this 75 mililitre (as icecream is measured as a liquid!) is nearly a STACK of Calories! Looking like a Magnum without it's Stick, It's...Nothing Special! a High End Icecream Mars Bar!

MAGNUM WHITE CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES

Packaging: White With Brown Sides, on brown sides White Text that read #NeverStopPlaying, the Buzzword to it's advertising Campaign.
Calories: 984
It looks like a Hersey's Cookies and cream bar on the outside, with a chocolate/vanilla ripple on the inside. I maybe Unbiased, because i love White chocolate, But This was a Delicious Flavour. 10/10.

Well, that's it!
Over on Bogger Box Office Arceus and the Jewel of Life gets a Launch on Tuesday Morning! My Next PPV should be Stomping Ground if not it's the repeat of Major League's Fury Road! You'll Know as soon as i do!

Until then,
PEACE!
EAMONN
AKA
ENLI!

THE T-SHIRT COMPANY DOUBLE OR NOTHING: The British get Double and the Irish GET NOTHING!

(ITV REPRESENTED BY IT'S DEMOGRAPHIC)
VIRGIN MEDIA REPRESENTED BY A GOOGLE IMAGE FROM THE SEARCH FOR "IRISH LAPDOG!"
ME AND THE REST OF IWC REPRESENTED BY?/??

"YEAH, SO WE ARE GOIN' TO PUT DOUBL AH NUFFIN' ON ITV BOX OFFICE HD FER ONE NIGHT, NO REPEATS AND EXCLUSIVELY ON A CHANNEL DAT IS NOT AVAILABLE IN IRELAND OR STANDARD DEFINITION!

OH MASTER, YOU ARE SO GREAT...BUT WAIT A MINUTE AREN'T WE GETTING THE TV RIGHTS FROM ITV, WE ALWAYS GET YOUR PROGRAMMES FROM ITV!

NAH, DON'T WORRY ABOU IT!, PRETEND FER ONCE, THAT YOU 'AV YER OWN IDENTITY! WOT'Z DAT NOISE OUTSIDE?

"IRISH IWC RIGHT NOW!"

Yeah I will watch buy-in because i won't be ABLE TO WATCH DOUBLE OR NOTHING LIVE, AND NEITHER WILL A GOOD PORTION OF IRISH PEOPLE! I KNOW STARTING COMPANIES HAVE TEETHING PROBLEMS AND THIS BRITISH DEAL WAS ONLY INKED LAST MONTH, BUT COME ON! SAD TO SAY, BUT IRELAND DOES NOT HAVE IT'S OWN CABLE SERVICE WE PIGGY-BACK ON THE BRITISH SERVICES, SO TO PUT IN ON A CHANNEL NOT AVAILABLE FOR ALL, I DON'T WANT TO USE A WORD AS STRONG "SNUB"....

BUT YEAH ITV HAS SNUBBED A WHOLE A NATION! 

BUT THIS MOCKERY COMES FROM A PLACE OF LOVE AND A GLIMMER OF HOPE, BY THE TIME TUESDAY NIGHT DYNAMITE COMES IN THE WINTER, HOPEFULLY THIS DOES NOT BECOME A RECURRING THING!

Well, I think that's one more can of worms That I wanted to Open today!

Follow me on Twitter, where I am usually More Chill, @RealEnli

CREDITS

Mob scene Property of 20TH Century Fox 

Summer Schedule And a personal Update!

As of Right Now, I am Being Collected by My Parents to The Wake of My Grandmother, Who had died 2 nights ago!

I'm Telling you this because, there will be some of you who would stop reading my blogs and never come back. Because of this work in getting the rest Of Ticket to Hell will be put back by a week.

Please be Patient, as I plan to be back in My home County by Monday! and thank you for all the support during this trying time!

Speaking of Ticket to Hell

Despite the all this, I plan to get Ticket To Hell out on every month this summer!

• May-Pokemon Movie 11: Giratina and the sky warrior
• June-Pokemon Movie 12: Arceus and the Jewel of Life
• August-Pokemon movie 13: Zorark, Master of Illusions

 JULY IS THEME MONTH! 
To celebrate the Month that Bastille Day is in, BBO will catch up on Code Lyoko Return to the Past til August, I plan to get 3 posts (6 episode recaps) out by then. I will also be taking about my favourite and worst French Animation in 2 top 10s

3 PAINFUL WORDS
Yes, As always i plan to do a Summerslam Review on the 20th of August, but between Wrestlemania and Summerslam, I've being asked Questions.

"When is World of Sport Coming Back?"
"When is Season 2 of IPW?"
" Will Impact ever show a ppv in Britain live or at least during the week of it's release"
"Will you Review Major League Wrestling PPVs as an Alternative?"
How is Article 13 Going to affect you In Ireland"

And the only answer i Can give you is the last 3 words anyone wants to hear.

I DON'T KNOW!

For once WWE is the only game in town, and i hate it! Impact has become so Paranoid from Content Creators that they don't want anyone to say anything about their shows! Impact now gives televisual rights to their ppvs a whole week after original Broadcast! that might wash with casuals but not the likes of me! On top of that, Impact televises the Results show of the ppv 2 days before the repeats, so that makes the experience worthless.

As for WOS, the damage of the itv Executive Meddling has being done. WOS own twitter has not being updated since March. IPW still exists, thriving infact but not date for season 2 yet! As For Major League Wrestling, yeah, It's Garbage! Any Show that gives Dumi Calahan and Joey Ryan Employment, does not have Quality matches to save it!

Well that's it!
I will be back next week drafting so the actual reviews will be out in a fortnight! Again thank you for all your Support, because without all of you, I would not be here talking to you right now!

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