MLW FUSION EPISODE 213-THIS SHOULD NOT BE THE FINAL EPISODE!

 List of Champions-No Changes and Two at time of Filming 

World's: Killer Kross

Openweight: Austin Aries

Middleweight: Templario

Southern Crown: "Trevor Lee"

Tag: The Good Brothers (Doc Gallows and Karl Anderson)

Featherweight: "Shotzi Blackhart"

Filmed in July in Queens New York as part of the MLWXSTARDOM Event. 

Before I start, I need to address the elephant in the Room. The Tubi Deal.

Currently, through proper Channels, Tubi is unavailable In Ireland. And as someone who lives out of his pockets week to week to do this, buying a VPN when at any time it can become illegal to do so, isn't worth the risk. If you thought the IRS In America are Hard-Asses, they are pussycats compared to the TV Licensing Bureau in Ireland. And You are not missing much! You get a pre-taped Show from months ago, 3 days earlier than YouTube.

The Japanese Proverb "A Golden Frog is Still A Frog." Is an Apt one in this situation. So, you get to see a prerecording 3 days early-SO WHAT?

Opera Cup Qualifier Bracket 5-Aries vs Tracy Williams. The World Travelling best worker in the Indies and New York Native got no reaction. The crowd sadly knew what this was, a filler with an indie guy not under contract. Shame, because this was a Solid Technical match, one would even say World of Sport-like! But who are you fooling, Austin Aries won.

Talk-N-Shop on the Road-Good Brothers Check in while on their 3-week trip to The Orient. From Sri Lanka, Doc Gallows announces C.J. Gallows will make his singles debut in a few weeks. 

Opera Cup Qualifier Bracket 4-Oddyssey Jones Vs Okamura. A quick win for the Other New York Native in this tournament. 

MLW INSIDER WITH RICH BOCHINNI. THIS WEEK'S GUEST, The Featherweight champion, Shotzi Blackhart, who will pick her next Challenger. That's when H.A.T.E from STARDOM arrive to attack Shotzi. I can't tell what they look like because they are wearing merch T-shirts over their gear, but one is a Pink haired girl with a whip and the other is a girl in heavy goth makeup and what looks like Ass-less Chaps. And THIS? Is who we have being hyping up for months? These Two Schoolgirls who they treat like Hell's Greatest Soldiers? SURE(!)

Backstage: Killer Kross calls Josh Bishop on the Phone. Bishop thinking Kross is a Cop, pulls a "Dave's Not Here, Man!" Even when Kross tells him he's not a Cop. Kross has Matt Riddle in his social circle. You'd think he'd have more patience for people with ..."Altered Perceptions of Reality".

Main Event: Opera Cup Qualifier Bracket 6-Mistico vs Trevor Lee. Lee the Southern Cross Champion and The Only Double winner of The Opera Cup shake hands to start. After a Drop down, Leapfrog to start both shoot the legs to reset the match.

Hot shot by Lee after Mistico's Irish Whip, followed by a sliding Elbow into the corner, where they trade Flair Chops, into a Head scissors and a Low Abdominal Stretch, Lee Heels it with Stomps the Mexican's Ankles and Wrists when he got to the ropes. And that is the Break Spot

Back from Break, Mistico Recovers from Punches With some Flippies and Dippies, Austin Aries Comes Out in the Mask he Ripped off Mistico recently. A double kick means Double Knockdown. Powerbomb countered into a hurracanrana. Powerslam after Mistico misses his own moonsault, he then stumbles into a loud kick. Cave in misses. Mistico Charges Lee gets his knee up, a German Suplex follows. Aries Pulls the Ref to the floor and pushes him into Harm's way by Mistico's flying move. Mistico regains his stolen Mask, but Aries Nutshots Him from Behind and gives him the Brainbuster. he takes out a protesting Trevor Lee. When The ref comes to, he starts a count. When Austin Realizes MLW uses a 20 count for the influx of Luchadores on the Roster. He beats up Mistico more to not answer the count of twenty. Lee Wins by Countout and Mistico is Denied making History in the Opera cup once again!

Next week Is The deferred Fightland event, where the Taboo Tag Tangle is the only confirmed match. They may have already scrambled to wipe any mention of Tessa Blanchard. Join me next week for whatever else they throw at us. Also, scramble over to Bluesky and Throw me a follow to eamonnisenli.bsky.social

MLW EPISODE 212: WHEN FIGHTLAND? WHY FIGHTLAND? WHY NOT FIGHTLAND?

I need to address something that only got cleared in this episode. The Fightland ppv is no longer a ppv, but a special episode to be aired IN TWO WEEKS! I want to say, is that MLW'S website was no help in dishing out that information. And in advertising Fightland on last week's Fusion, as if it was still a Live Pay-per-view. As I said before, MLW Won a Lawsuit against WWE For millions for proving the fed was Monopolizing Wrestling, so you would think Court Bauer would pay some Office Boy or his Secretary Extra to Update his Promotions Wiki and Socials. And given the Whole Contraversy over Tessa Blanchard, Transparency and Honesty will be need more than anything.

Unless mlw gets their act together, expect Only wwe ppvs, with Money in The Bank being the last ppv overall from this site in 2026. I will be covering Fightland and any specially named episodes of Fusion, but only because they are the scheduled show for that week.

List of Champions-No Changes and one at time of Filming 

World's: Killer Kross 

Openweight: Austin Aries

Middleweight: Templario 

Southern Crown: "Trevor Lee" 

Tag: The Good Brothers (Doc Gallows and Karl Anderson)

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

Filmed in June and July In Queens, New York as part of the MLWXSTARDOM Event 

Video Package on the Opera Cup-That is interrupted by Josef Samael. He has two men in the Tournament and a better chance of Contra winning, and when they do, they will melt down the cup and mould it into a saber to continue destroying the Antiquated History of Wrestling. Now I kinda want to see that! It won't happen, but I still want to see that!

Zamaya vs a Quote "1 Year Pro" as if that is something to be Public Knowledge and Celebrated. Zamaya squashed her opponent.

The announcement that Fightland is in two weeks as a Special not a ppv. We can surmise mlw will no longer be doing anything longer than 50 minutes ever again!

Backstage The Skyscrapers arrive, the animosity between them seemingly over, though Bishop still Cops an attitude about Veterans.

Backstage Riddle shows Kross he got a haircut. Does that mean Mr "I Smoke W**d So I Don't Hit my Wife" is maturing? Unfortunately Not!

Opera Cup Qualifier Bracket 7-Labron Kozone vs Joe Coffey. Match of the Night. What is a bigger Travesty-The fact LaBron Kozone isn't in a Bigger Company? Or How a Big Company saw nothing in The Glasgow Boys. Heavy Hitting match, After Some rough chops, the holds started to be exchanged starting with Kozone hitting a Big Back Body Drop. Mark Coffey draws the referee, so Wolfgang can trip up LaBron. Side Slam by the Scot, only a two count. Kozone fires back. Coffey attempts to perform a Boston Crab, but LaBron powers out. Kozone sets up a Powerbomb, but he sells his back, Coffey takes this miscue as a chance for a Roll up Crab. Labron gets to the ropes and ref forces a break. A shoulder barge into a T-bone Suplex  into a Double knockdown Break Spot.

After The break, Kozone with an impressive Set of Sweeps and kicks a man his size has to right to do as well. Coffey with a Clothesline gets 2. Another Distraction only leads to 2, Test of Strength, with Coffey wins into a German Suplex and Kozone kicks put, Powerbomb only gets 2, but it's a Set-up for the Lariat for the win. LaBron Kozone Qualifies!

Opera Cup Qualifier Bracket 8-Diego Hill vs Anthony Greene. Former NXT Jobber Anthony Greene. WOULDN'T YOU KNOW WHO WON THE PONY, Hill Qualifies!

Matt Riddle vs Brick Savage is your main event for this week. And I think the H*sh has melted Riddle's brain as he tried to put a sleeper on Savage from the Jump. And Savage Demolishes him with a Splash. Riddle fires back from this Drubbing he is getting, but Brick stands during the Bro-Ton and uses that momentum as a Powerbomb, A Judo Flip Jawbreaker as a finisher and a Big Upset Victory ends this episode of Fusion.

Next week More Qualifiers for the Opera Cup as Mistico faces Trevor Lee in Bracket 6.

MLW FUSION KINGS OF COLLUSEUM : CORRINE JOY'S DERISION

 List of Champions-No Changes and one at time of Filming 

World's: Killer Kross 

Openweight: Austin Aries 

Middleweight: Templario (officially confirmed tonight!) 

Southern Crown: "Trevor Lee"

Tag: The Good Brothers (Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson)

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

Filmed in Chattanooga Tennessee in May.

Out comes The Tequila Mascot for the Middleweight championship match between Templario vs Divebomb Diego Hill. A good choice for the Opener. Templario gets in Hill's face, even though both are faces. Leapfrog Drop down spot leads to a Space Flying Tiger by Hill. THAT WAS A THING OF BEAUTY! Clothesline by Hill, GTS, Clothesline by Templario. Hill counters with Psycho Knee, Templario with a Spinaroonie to recover. Shooting Star by Hill didn't hit all of it but enough to Charley Horse Templario legs. He walks it off outside, baiting the Challenger into a outside inside powerbomb. Rope walk frog splash gets 2, Body Slam gets a crowd reaction. Hill caught in a Suplex, counters into a powerslam. Making his way to do a Splash, Mistico is caught by Hill doing a Combat Roll into a Palm strike to set up a Superplex spot only to gets 2. Flying Cutter only gets 2. Powerbomb after the missed Divebomb. And this powerbomb finishes this stellar Opener.

After the match Jesus bigs up Chattanooga on behalf of Don Gato. This brings out Contra with Okamura barely gets out the words "Title Shot". Kwon mists Jesus in the face, meaning it's Kwon who wants the title shot by spitting mist at a Stooge for the house of Duran, it seems too familiar of things they have done before. 

Opera Cup Brackets revealed 

Bracket 1-Riddle vs Mark Coffey 

Bracket 2-Ikuro Kwan vs Andrew Everett 

Bracket 3-Big Damo vs Wolfgang 

Bracket 4-The Former Raw Hide and Seek Champion, Oddyssey Jones vs Okamura 

Bracket 5-Aries vs Tracy Williams 

Bracket 6-Mistico vs Trevor Lee

Bracket 7-Labron Kozone vs Joe Coffey 

Bracket 8-Diego Hill vs Anthony Greene

Fightland Main Event Revealed as something called "Taboo Tag Tangle" more on that later.

MLW Insider Matt Riddle speaks to Rich Bochinni. (Winds the key in Matt Riddle's Back) "You-Owe-Me! You-Owe-Me!" He also says fighting Brick Savage next week has him "Bricked Up" and Rich pretends not to know what that means.

Corrine Joy vs Lady Frost...And Welcome back to AEW Collision on ITV4! DRIZZLING SH*TS! Lady Frost still deserves better! And better than some Bimbo off TikTok who only knows 2 kinds of Kick!

Contra promo on Matt Riddle by Josef Samael. He says Riddle is blessed in being so oblivious to the war going on in front of him, but next week Contra will drag him into it.

Andrew Everett vs Big Damo-SQUASH! NEXT

Talk'N Shop on the Road-The Good Brothers cut a promo from a Sushi Bar

In the Back, Josh Bishop refuses to listen to Dijak's advice, something Kross sees in the shadows.

NO HOLDS BARRED FOR THE WORLD TITLE-Killer Kross Vs Josh Bishop. While this was a Garbage Match, I had to include the finish because I never seen it before. After tearing up the Ring, Kross draped the Belt over the middle rope and got on the mic he told Young Bishop if he wanted the title so much, reach for it as he put the Sleeper on his Challenger. Bishop didn't reach out; he tried to fight out and that showed the audience he wasn't ready. After the match, It looked like Bishop got the teachable moment. And that's good, because we learned via Edited recording that the Main event at Next week's Fightland ppv- The Taboo Tag Tangle like the Wcw Battle Bowl, sees Fueding Wrestlers Tag with each other as Kross and Bishop now team against Austin Aries and Mistico. 

Next week is either a Double feature or Just a Fusion as they made no mention on this episode that Fightland is live on YouTube. Fightland is one week away and neither Mlw's Website nor Wiki has confirmed it. I Can only confirm that on Fusion Bracket 7 of the Opera Cup, Kozone faces the other Coffey Brother, Joe. And Matt Riddle will face Brick Savage. 

I will be leaving my Town this weekend for Family Reasons. However, it will not interfere with my writings, and it will be up on Monday same as always!

MLW FUSION EPISODE 210-BRICKING IT!

List of Champions-No Changes and one at time of Filming 

World's: Killer Kross 

Openweight: Austin Aries 

Middleweight: Templario (yet to be confirmed on screen)

Southern Crown: "Trevor Lee"

Tag: The Good Brothers Doc Gallows and Karl Anderson 

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

Filmed in Chattanooga, Tennessee back in May.

Welcome to a Shrinkflated Episode of MLW Fusion. As this week is the shortest one yet! Standing at a tiddly 38 minutes!

Jazzy Yang vs Shotzi Blackhart for the title. We were supposed to get also get Corrine Joy vs Lady Frost this week too, but maybe this 38 minute show was just too packed already(!) So Corrine will play the role of Second to Yang. The jury is still out til next week if Corrine just a E-Wh**e who wants an acting career via Wrestling, but Jazzy is a work. She may do all the Gen-Alpha Virtual H**ker crap, but it's a Gimmick. She works a lot like her father, Jimmy Yang, who has inherited his blend of Martial Arts and Lucha Hi-Flying from. She also inherited his ability to make her opponent look good, this was a match that went back and forth and though prerecorded 4 months ago, I thought Shotzi could have lost any time. After the Title Defence, Shotzi raised Jazzy's hand and took selfies with Corrine Joy's phone, which a minute ago was nearly used as Knux, and that brings out Lady Frost to stare at her Opponent next week.

Brick Savage Promo, with Samael doing all the talking

A Video Package with CGI diamonds with Legally Distinct Diamonds are Forever being played, this is either the return of Richard Holiday who used that as his entrance, or Perish the Thought, Tessa Blanchard.

Backstage: The Good Brothers and CJ Gallows leave the arena for their 3 week tour of Japan.  This blasé attitude angers the Glasgow Boys who demand Promo time after seeing the tag Champions Duck them for 21 days.

Flip Sequoia vs Brick Savage. Squash by A man who may never shake being a "Food at Home," Bronson Reed. Fireball after the match to a fake fat "Medic". I knew it was one of the Jobbers, because if I saw a medical doctor that Fat, I would question his credentials. All I'm saying is if he walked up to someone having breathlessness and Heart problems, my response would be "Speaking From Experience?"

Backstage The Skyscrapers are helping Dyer prepare for his match. Josh Bishop lashes out, being the young upstart in the group

The Opera Cup Begins in 2 weeks, Possibly at Fightland. No reveals apart from Matt Riddle. 

Main event: Matt Riddle vs Bishop Dyer. Since this was May, and Barren Boredom would return to the Evil Empire a month later, I wanted to say he just phoned it in-Except That is how he wrestles. No flair, no flash, just Plodding Tectonic Pace. After an Age, #NOMEANSNOBRO Hits the R-K-BRO! To Dyer. this brings out Dijak, which Brings out Kross, which brings out the Other Bishop! Kross takes a Chokeslam and gets on the mic, Next week (Fortnight?) it'll be Kross vs Josh Bishop for the World's Title-NO HOLDS BARRED!

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MLW FUSION EPISODE 209: AVERNO, NO, NO, NO!

 List of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD and one more champion at time of Filming 

World's: Killer Kross 

Openweight: Austin Aries 

MIDDLEWEIGHT: TEMPLARIO (Kushida is not billed as champion, but would lose belt in May, when this was filmed)

Southern Crown: "Trevor Lee "

TAG: GOOD BROTHERS (DOC GALLOWS AND KARL ANDERSON)

Filmed in May in Chattanooga, Tennessee 

Killer Kross cuts a promo. Just like before, the open contract for anyone to step up is still there. This brings out all 3 Skyscrapers. Dijak bigs up Bishop Dyer and this segment must have being edited, because they make mention of the "I'm Not Baron Corbin, I'm Bishop Dyer, Idiot!" tweet that became a T-shirt (YEAH...ABOUT THAT!) And parts of it is blanked out. Dijak introduces himself then Josh Bishop takes the mic and says, "And I'm Josh Bishop...and I'm not afraid of Anyone!", he charges the ring and it ends with a pull apart with the whole roster. 

Zamaya vs No Entrance no introduction. Here's a nameplate that says Angelica Risk.  Put it on her chest so they can identify the body Lightning match so 10-minute time limit. Zamaya won in 2.

Matt Riddle speaks out on MLW Insider with Rich Bochinni. Matt still waffles on that Kross "Owes Him". But also to announce he will be entering the Opera Cup Tournament that starts in 4 weeks.

Backstage are the new Featherweight roster members. Jazzy Yang, the daughter of Jimmy Yang. And Corrine Joy who is an Influencer Turned Wrestler....Yeah!.... HOW LONG DO I GIVE HER?

"About A Week!"

They don't even have matches til next week, according to Shotzi who introduces herself.  She says she needs an opponent next week and the two Noobs play rock paper scissors which Jazzy wins. This display disgusts Lady Frost who has a genuine Claim to the title after technically beating Shotzi in a Triple Threat last week, even though it was Scarlett who was pinned. so if Frost wants a match, she can face Joy next week. Wait. Lady Frost gets to wrestle Green Girls with no experience? It's like she never left AEW!

Kushida vs Trevor Lee for the Southern Crown championship. A Fine, Nicely Wrestled match. Once again this is the Kushida they could have had in WWE if they didn't insist to still dress like Marty McFly. After the match, Trevor announced he was recently made a father.  This was interrupted when a Big Bruiser came out with Samael and destroyed Lee and a group of Security Jobbers.

Triple threat match for the Openweight championship: Austin Aries vs Mistico vs Averno. Averno like I said before, looks more like a Balding Plumber than Balding Plumber Moxley, and did he get Fatter In 2 years? This match was dragged out! This was not Wrestling! This was CMLL putting their foot down and supplying guys for main events they don't deserve. Because for every Mistico, Templario or Hechicero, there are 10 Balding Plumbers or Sweaty Grandpas! After 20 minutes of taking turns to be Cool Move Doers, Doing Cool Moves, Aries Did something to wake this crowd up! He Stole Mistico's Mask and while Mistico covered up his face, Austin slipped the mask on, put Averno in the brainbuster and retained his belt for Nuclear Heat!

Next week, Jazzy and Corrine, make their IN-RING DEBUTS, Jazzy gets a title shot against Shotzi, Corrine Joy gets Lady Frost. Who will join Riddle in the spread for this year's Opera Cup? Josh Bishop faces the World's Champion. That and all fallout from this week's episode, only on the Enlightened Page. 

MLW FUSION EPISODE 208-COFFEE AND A CALZONE WOULD REALLY HIT THE SPOT RIGHT NOW!

List of Champions-No Changes and some were champions at "time of Filming"

World's: Killer Kross 

Openweight: Austin Aries 

Middleweight: "Kushida"

Southern Crown: "Trevor Lee "

Tag: "The Skyscrapers" (Dijak and Josh Bishop) 

We open this week's show (Filmed in Chattanooga, Tennessee in May this year) with a Battle Royal, the only way you should debut, your new Superheavyweight. In this match, Andrew Everett, Manny Lo, Flip Sequoia, CJ Gallows, (The 19-year-old son of Luke Gallows) Labron Kozone, Azteca #44, Diego Hill, Ikuro Kwan, Okamura, The Debuting "Big 400", Jumbo, Mark Coffey, Wolfgang, Jesus Rodriguez, And Don Gato. Jumbo is big but also charismatic with facials.  He is clearly a face, though i didn't think this was the direction it was going. The Battle Royal planted some new Storyline. Namely how Don Gato took out Azteca and Jesus, what with the Deal between Don Gato and Currently AFK House of Duran, which if you remember, Don Gato was introduced as a Lucha Promoter that Cesar was trying to keep sweet by not going against him. But with Azteca Lucha coming up in November, Maybe now is the time you remember storylines. And Kozone Dealing with The Glasgow Boys. Jumbo wins the Battle Royal, which seemingly was just here for Him to make a splash. 

Despite just having a match, LaBron Kozone wants his revenge on Teddy Long's Assailant Mark Coffey, (Which Autocorrect kept calling Mark COFFEE Vs Labron CALZONE!) A hard Hitting match, which was a personal Grudge, so I didn't mind it going outside. The big story is that GBOT distracted Labron to give him his first Major League Wrestling Loss.

MLW Insider with Rich Bochinni: This week, Mistico was to Conduct an interview. So not one to be miss an opportunity to make an ass of himself, out comes Openweight Champion Austin Aries.  Mistico via Google translate, tells Aries, if he has a Pair between his Legs. He'll see him next week for the title. So now the match with Balding Plumber Averno, is now a triple threat between them and Mistico! And honestly, with all the time Austin Aries puts his foot in his mouth, It's the only source of protein he has!

Contra Dossier. This was a nice package to introduce Josef Samael to a newer audience, and it was nice to see Jacob Fatu 

Main event: Tennessee Tornado match for the Tag championship- Good Brothers vs The Skyscrapers, With Bishop Dyer who had just put ink to paper to return to WWE, elects to go out. Tennessee Tornado match, which means brawling on the outside. I'll let it slide that 2 matches turned into Garbage this week. Coffey vs Kozone was a personal matter. And this wasn't a one fall match, so I'll let it slide...this time! What I won't let slide was a table at ringside all night with nothing on it. Set up solely for Dijak to be driven through as part of the finish. Where and good on Baron Corbin-That's his name forevermore, was the one who took the Magic Killer Finisher. After the match, CJ Gallows came out to celebrate with his father and uncle. 

List of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD and one "at time of Filming '

World's Killer Kross 

Openweight Austin Aries 

MIDDLEWEIGHT: TEMPLARIO (Kushida is in a match next Week, he was not mentioned as Middleweight champion. Templario has being champion since May, where this taping is from!)

Southern Crown: "Trevor Lee"

TAG: THE GOOD BROTHERS (DOC GALLOWS AND KARL ANDERSON)

Featherweight Shotzi Blackhart 

Next week After Killer Kross successful title defense, Will he honour Matt Riddle's favour? In action, we got Kushida, seemingly no longer a champion seeking new gold against The Southern Crown champion Trevor Lee. Speaking of Gold Aries put his foot in it and now his match against Balding Plumber Averno is now a title threat with Mistico in the mix for his Openweight championship.

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Rest of the Year Schedule for 2026

 Hello Friends New and Old, Greetings from Ireland!

If you come from my new home in Bluesky, this is one of my many tri-annually Schedules for upcoming reviews on both The Enlightened Page (This blog) and the Movie review blog Bogger Box office, which I also created.

Go to Easy Street, Go Directly pass the Jail Muskrat should be in, Collect 2000 pageviews!

Man, has it ever been this good?

I have left X for over a month, and my mental health has never been this fantastic!

When I used to get 2000 pageviews a month. I have been getting that amount EVERY DAY!

And let me tell you, that has motivated me more than I have been in a long-time! So much so The Halloween special is already finished its Hand Drafting Phase! More on that later. 

And for you all to grace me with that much traffic in such a short amount of time, given I had thoughts to just give up, you will never know how much that means to me!

And I owe it to you all to keep going!

SCHEDULE FOR THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR OF 2026

(All posts Subject to Change)

• Every Monday (unless Stated)-Mlw Fusion 
• September 14th-Mlw Fightland 
• October 5th- Mlw Slaughterhouse 
• October 12th- WWE Money In the Bank 
• November 9th- Mlw Azteca Lucha (Final Pay-per-view of the Year)
• December-Christmas Haitus

ALL PPV RESULTS ARE DOUBLE FEATURES WITH THAT WEEK'S FUSION RESULTS 

VELVET (WAITING) ROOM!

As it was revealed this summer, Persona 6 was Revealed to be in the works. And so, once it gets made and 100 percented by Let's players, Then and only then will I start work on the Tarotober Series of Essays of The Tarot's Narrative in 4 pieces of Media. I will now reveal the 3 other pieces of media who will be reviewed with the new Persona. And they are Undertale, GranBlue Fantasy and Fire Emblem 3 Houses. But that is assuming a 2027 release, otherwise I best lay of the coffee and eat a bit more salad to live long enough to see Persona 6!

SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER OFFICE

No Storyline to go with the film reviews for a while though that may change in the creative process as the months go on!

• Tuesday September the 1st-Cassandra episodes 4-6
• Thursday October the 1st-Halloween special: The Gourmet Detective (Pilot)
• Monday November the 2nd-Crap Happens Episodes 4-6
• Tuesday December the 1st-Christmas Special: Witches of Oz.

And that's all I have planned til December. I want to say, once again, thank you so much for your support, even If it's in the shadows still. 600 posts was a great Milestone, but don't expect any to be broken any time soon. Bogger Box office will have its 400th post next but that will be 2 to 3 years' time, given its monthly release. But who knows? Maybe 2027 will be newsworthy year to produce 90 posts.

MLW BLOOD AND THUNDER 2026 (AKA FANTASICO MANIA WEEK 4)

 List of Champions-No Changes and some "at time of Filming"

World's: Killer Kross 

Openweight: Austin Aries 

Middleweight: "Kushida "

Southern Crown: "Trevor Lee "

Tag "The Skyscrapers" (Dijak and Josh Bishop)

Featherweight Shotzi Blackhart 

Triple Threat Featherweight match which I guess is now non title? This would have been a good match if it was one on one, but being a Triple Threat someone had to be knocked out the ring and take a Dramatic tumble til it was their turn. And maybe this wouldn't have looked like GLOW! Lady Frost looked impressive, I'll give her that, She won with the Frost bite Moonsault on Scarlett as a warning to the Champion.

H.A.T.E., A heel faction from STARDOM Is coming soon. The MLWXSTARDOM Event tapings are the next block of tapings before we are caught up.

It looks like Fightland will be a ppv, and not a block of tapings, because it got an advert!

Seriously though, Does MLW only have one Enhancement Talent? Joe Coffey won against AlanAngels. After the match, Coffey claimed he took out Trevor Lee and Teddy Long, the latter caused LaBron with a chair and it caused a pull apart.  Coffey and Kozone will fight next week.

The Opera Cup returns this winter. Brackets for the tournament will be revealed In the coming weeks and months. 

World's championship match- Killer Kross vs Satoshi Kojima. A Tentative start, headlock by the veteran. Clean Break gets an applause from the audience. Headlock, leapfrog, drop down, dropkick takes down Kross for the first time. Kross takes down Kojima for the first time, but Kross follows up with mounted Punches. In the corner, Satoshi unleashes burning chops. Elbow drop only gets 2. DDT By Kojima also get 2. Kross powers out of the Cozy Cutter. T-Bone Suplex. Cozy Cutter by Kojima, the set up for  the Lariat, which gets a Swing and a Miss. Cross with a Cozy Cutter of his own, then a Lariat of his own.  Kojima hits the LARIOTO! out of nowhere, only gets 2. Doomsday Saito gets 2, Cross Jacket locked in Satoshi gets out once, but he taps out seconds later. 

After the match. Kross praises Kojima, but it's interrupted by Matt Riddle mouthing a repeated phrase, before getting on the Mic to say "You owe me one!" 

Next week, as well as Coffey vs Kozone, We have the Tennesse Tornado match for the Tag team championships. See you all next week.

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Backstage arrivals earlier today show Oba Femi boxing a Heavy Bag, and the arrivals of Aldis, Gunther, The Bella Sk*nks and the Fatal Str*ppers. And CM PUNK and Cody Rhodes 

Iyo Sky vs Chicken Waitress for the Raw World Women's Championship. It started alright, but as soon as Iyo started pointing to her head, she has to remind us that she's Craze-O, Doing reckless Sh*t! Ending with Iyo giving Liv the Bullet Train on the ring post-HOW THE HELL DID LIV NOT DIE FROM THAT? Despite nearly having her ribcage nearly popped like a pimple, Liv retains her title.

Backstage the Bloodline prepared for their match against Solo, Knight and Keyes next.

Whoever told Jacob Fatu to crawl like a dog in time to his music so he can do something while 

Jey Does a Yeet...He Or she should be fired! That was Aura Stealing. Solo Sikoa's new Gimmick is that he is as CRAZE-O AS IYO! Faces got the win. What more does L.A. Knight has to do to get to the World Title picture?

WWE Paid rights to Oasis for Nick Aldis' Entrance? And his family is at ringside? OH, HIS ASS IS LOSING! Okay despite my Snarkiness, this was a great match. Wade Barrett was a good choice to call this match, as he was emotionally invested in the man who gave him his first professional match. Wade Never Sat down, he was that involved. I was made to believe that Aldis had a chance, so great action, good back and forth and they told a Phenomenal story. After the loss, Nick Aldis is joined by his wife Mickie James and his son Donovan to a standing ovation. 

Bella S**nks and Paige vs The Fatal Str**pers. I know a Toilet Break when I see one! I don't see why Hunt-Uh is so dahm obsessed with Making Lacey Negligee A Star. But seeing she's a Woman with Black hair, a Peanut shaped head, a toothy grin, and a voice that can break glass! Maybe Ole Hunt-uh! Has a type! And in the stupidest heel turn Nikki attacks Paige for stealing her Spotlight....Even though replacing yourself with her was YOUR! Idea!

Undisputed championship match. I was so invested in this match; I didn't take notes. "Cody Hogan" Didn't get as much cheers as he would, the Crowd are starting to get annoyed by Cody once again. C M Punk retained with the unknown help of the returning Randy Orton. Of you were wondering who's next or even who's left, Orton is back after Treating Pat MAGAfee as Scorched Earth.

And your main event for night one. Hell In A Cell, The tiebreaker between Oba Femi and Brock Lesner. 3 Suplexes that Oba absorbed. Then the Furniture came out so it was no longer a Wrestling match. But Oba took one hell of a beating- 3 F5s a few Suplexes, and even A Tombstone on exposed planks and Oba rose like a movie monster. Fall from Grace on the wood and Brock loses 1-2 in the feud. After the match Brock more or less confirmed he is retiring. He called himself the past and Oba the Future.  Michael Cole went on to finish the show by saying Oba Femi is now "The Next Big Thing!"

Night Two- Say What You Will about Tony Khan, He Would Never Put Danhausen On Pay-per-view!

Backstage arrivals,  Danhausen's Ice-cream Van, Dom, Charlotte, Jade, Chelsea, Tiffy, Trick/Lash Baron, Seth and Roman

Number one Contenders match is now A Fourway, Sami Zayn vs Finn Balor vs Gunther vs the returning Kevin Kevin Owens, who was on the shelf for 15 months due to neck injury. We have to make every important match multi-person, don't we? So immediately 2 are Taken out so they languish at ringside til their turn. This became a schmaltz but, in the end, Owens Stuns Sami to become number one Contender to Cody Hogan.

United States championship. This was a given that Baron Corbin was to win a title in his return. Though setting up putting his hands on the Face's Heelish Rapper with Too much Free time Manager and putting him through a table sets up a rematch

5 woman ladder match for the women championship- Tiffy versus Jane Versus Chelsea vs Lash vs Charlotte. 3 Green girls, Chelsea who is Indie-Minded like her husband, Matt "Don't call me A Jobber" Cardona, and Charlotte, admittedly a World class Athlete, and former World's Champion, but one with documented Knee Injuries. So, this went as well as so expected. It was a Clusterschmaltz that needed 3 different cameras to follow groups. After everyone was taken out, it was Chelsea, knocked out hung up in the tree woe on the ladder, who woke up and won to big cheers. The fans clearly want new Stars, but now the trajectory is "Rhea Comes Back-Beats Comedy Heel Easily!" And somehow this was not the worst ladder match of the night! That dishonour goes to...

Human Monies on a Pole Match (BRO AND NU YAHK SOUNDS INTENSIFIES!) 

At this point, I was fighting sleep, it was 2am GMT. Danhausen can only work with people his size, once the T-shirt sales are down, He will be Jobbing to new Monster heels forever. They tried for competitive, then when McDumbass interfered out came the Minihausens. One may have been, if Michael Cole is to be believed, that Bull Midget when they made The Colons Bullfighters. Finish was Dom going for the Frog Splash until Danhausen Cursed the ring post and Dom got a Firework up the arse! The Winnerhausen is Danhausen. 

Ic title match. Chad Gable is looking for redemption and forgiveness for being Grande Americano, in front of his family, in his hometown...he finally becomes a singles champion defeating Penta ....and WWE IMMEDIATELY TURNS THIS HEARTFELT MOMENT INTO AN ADVERT FOR ROOT BEER, WITH A CLOWN WITH A BULLDOG HEAD GYRATING TO GABLE'S MUSIC!

"And Everyone Hated That!"

Wwe Championship Match Roman Reigns vs Seth Rollins Again. Controversial Take Time...

I Did not care for these two always coming back to face each other. It insists on itself. They wanted to book this match like the Stone Cold Vs Rock match at Wrestlemania 17, But That match only worked because both did moves from their early careers to show how much they grew in 4 years of feuding, while in comparison, Roman just learned ONE SUBMISSION HOLD IN 12!

At this point it was heading towards 3 in the morning and this match refused to end! Maybe that's why I'm a little annoyed by this match. The finish when it finally happened Contained a Ref Bump, and Reigns was going to recreate the Shield Split with a steel chair. but they just throw fists. Rollins' Pedigree is countered into a Spear as the Ref Gains Consciousness, While I, at 3:45, slipped out of mine!

Thank you for waiting! Renovation Plans for my home is on the horizon. But I will be back Monday with MLW Fantastico Mania week 4 results on Monday. The Next PPV either is Money in the Bank or Fightland, but the plans to draft the final half of Cassandra starts This weekend. Next tuesday I will have my Rest of the Year Schedule a complete battleplan of every review Til Christmas.

I am now Full-time on Bluesky!

You can find me at eamonnisenli.bsky.social 

 

MLW FUSION FANTASICO MANIA WEEK 3: DOOKIE. HE NAMED HIMSELF. DOOKIE!

 List Of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD and Some "at time of Filming "

World's Killer Kross 

Openweight Austin Aries 

Middleweight "Kushida "

Southern Crown "Trevor Lee "

Tag "The Skyscrapers" (Dijak and Josh Bishop)

Featherweight Shotzi Blackhart 

Who are Dookie and Desperado-AND WHY SHOULD WE CARE? We had no promo, or video packages to big up these two Masked morons? Anyway Flippies and Dippies with The match starting with Sweaty Grandpa whipping his dripping wet leather jacket at Mistico. Anyway Flippies and Dippies. After 6 minutes. Mistico hits la Mistico on the broken down lard lump. Through Subtitles, Mistico wants the Openweight championship Now, so Austin leaves with his tail between his legs.

Backstage in the Clubhouse, The Good Brothers issue a challenge to the Skyscrapers for 2 weeks time, A Tornado tag match for the belt. 

Glasgow Boys make their debut. It'll be Wolfgang and Joe Coffey Squashing Okamura and Ikuro Kwan. TOP HEEL FACTION IN THE COMPANY, BTW!

Rich Bochinni interviews The Skyscrapers. They except the challenge. 

LaBron Kozone gives a Statement on Teddy Long. Whoever supposedly did this to a guy who wasn't even the Building, is gonna get it!

Big Damo vs Krule ended in no Contest after Contra interfered. But we left on an important note, as the good brothers were stalled by the Sendai Death Squad, the lights went out and a fireball flashed in the ring. When the lights came back on, Josef Samael was standing in the ring over a prone Krule. The Serpent has revealed himself!

If you are looking for Summerslam results, please come back Tomorrow (4th of August,  2026)

MLW FUSION FANTASICO MANIA WEEK 2: Once in a Circle that's a Square, I beat a man that wasn't there!

List of Champions-No Changes and "some at time of Filming"

World's: Killer Kross

Openweight: Austin Aries

Middleweight: "Kushida "

Southern Crown: "Trevor Lee"

Tag : "The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Josh Bishop)"

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

Filmed in April as part of Its Fantasico Mania Taping. 

Heavyweight Contract signing. Matt Riddle Comes out with Kross and says he has being training with Kross. Yes, the Heel former champion and real life Sleazebag, who was defeated by the current Champion. Maybe someone should Recant the tale of "The Farmer and The Snake" to Kross. Introduced and adjudicated by Rich Bochinni, out comes Kojima, they are about to sign, but out comes The Skyscrapers and then Austin Aries, Butthurt that Kojima was called "The Greatest Champion" In MLW. Josh Bishop asks if Matt Riddle passed a "P*ss Test", So it'll be Josh Bishop vs Matt Riddle.  The Contract is Signed with Austin staking a claim to the title.

LaBron Kozone vs Andrew Everett was the Opener. Everett is a pupil of the Hardy Brothers so he knows how to put together a match and work to a loss competitively. The whole "In my Mind, I'm seven feet tall" Gimmick isn't working for me, but, any comedy spots where Everett failed to lift LaBron were the only opening LaBron had. Still a Squash, but LaBron had to work for this W.

GBOT Makes their debut. Mark Coffey wants the Southern Crown championship currently held by Trevor Lee.  Does that mean It was The Glasgow Boys who attacked Trevor Lee. Given what anyone who can just look up Wiki page can they you, we can by lead to believe it was, but why not just say it outright?

MLW X STARDOM Video Package. That will be the next block of tapings, taken from the unnamed Pay-per-view back in July. We are nearly caught up.

Out Comes Priscilla "Tampon Girl" Kelly for her revenge match against Zamaya. She was going to cut a promo, but so much for that! If I were to cut and paste the review of the match these women already had, would you notice? I was tempted to do so, but unlike MLW foisting 3 month or less shows as brand new, I don't insult my audience's intelligence!

Jumbo "The Big 400" is coming to MLW 

Contra Mercs backstage call out Big Damo. Shotzi tries to get the mlw website on a windows 95.

Contra supposedly takes out Teddy Long. We only heard he was here, and we haven't seen him all episode. 

He wasn't even There! It were Owen!

Austin Aries comes out to join commentary!

So, is Matt Riddle a Face now, or just one by default since everyone hates The Skyscrapers? Riddle comes out with a Flurry of Blows, But Josh Bishop stops it cold with just one. Front Suplex and What's this-All night ever match was in the ring-and Only now to sell a main event, they go to the outside? How long will this last?  Austin Aries derides the skyscrapers. Flair Chops by Bishop in the corner, out of the Corner A sidewalk Slam gets 2 and that's the Break Spot. After Paid Promotion, Riddle has a Guillotine Choke on the Big-man, Suplex to get out of it and a Powerbomb. It's all Bishop, so why are Dijak and Dyer coming out? This brings out the Good Brothers. And of course that means they Fought Off! They Just Fought Off! RK-BRO And the Bro-ton gets the 3.

as the credits roll, we get Pre-tape of Big Damo, the new member of Contra calling out the "Traitor" Krule for next week. Speaking of...

Next week, despite being Summerslam weekend, Tuesday's post will not a triple feature. On the Bank Monday-August 3rd. I will have Fusion same as always on Monday, which will be launched from home. The next day I will have both nights of Summerslam. Though keep in mind I will be going like the Winds Of Hell all next weekend. It's just that the Anomaly that is the Bank Holiday still exists in a world that no longer needs it. So look out for both links on both days on my Bluesky Account

eamonnisenli.bsky.social 

And I will see you all next time. 

THE 600TH POST: MLW FUSION SPECIAL FANTASTICO MANIA PART 1 PLUS SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

 List of Champions-No Changes and some "at time of Filming "

World's: Killer Kross

Openweight: Austin Aries 

Middleweight: "Kushida "

Tag "The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Josh Bishop)"

Southern Crown: "Trevor Lee"

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

Filmed in April as part 1 of Fantasico Mania

Fourway Middleweight championship Kushida vs Taiji Ishimori vs Alan Angels vs Templario opens the show. Fourway March, one fall, no Eliminations, LAAAAAZZZZY BOOKING! It's time to do our favourite dance move. "Slide in, do a move, take a move, Slide Out!" Ishimori is still in good shape, I'm glad he took one look at tna back in the day and said "You know what, I don't need to break America!" Anyway,  despite being sick of multi man matches, this was wrestled at an exciting pace. Making the Heel finish by Kushida, a source of heat. As the Crowd didn't except this after an exciting match. After the match, Kushida baited Templario for a handshake. He will face Kushida in the CMLL portion of Fantasico Mania for the Middleweight championship In Mexico. 

Kojima is filmed eating Chicken-Number one Contender for the World Title, BTW.

Shotzi's Graveyard Shift was next with her guest, Scarlett Bordueax.  Pleasantries and Friendship is left at the door. Scarlett is what happened to women's Wrestling when Girls grew up idolising Sable. This brings out Lady Frost. Shotzi will give a title to whover wins between them.

Diego Hill laments his recent losses, until Mistico talks him out of it. 

MLW INSIDER: Rich Bochinni reports someone has attacked Southern Crown champion,  Trevor Lee backstage. 

Carolina Homecoming for LaBron Kozone. AKA a Squash match. After the match, LaBron asks Kojima who's eating a basket of Biscuits, to be his partner, Kojima agrees as long as they get more Biscuits.

Killer Kross has a message for Kojima, he just signed The contract for Main event for FANTASICO MANIA WEEK 3 in two weeks time. Teddy Long returns next week.

What was billed as a 3on2 Handicap match between the Contra Mercs and the Skyscrapers is now a six man, when Bishop Dyer "Returns". Yes Baron Corbin is back in the WWE, But since this was taped in April, his appearances are still being shown, however the Elephant in the room cannot be ignored; Dyer was still leaving for the WWE.  To the match, Big Meaty Men Slapping Meat. We do get a Surprise, Progress Wrestling's new Co-owner, Big Damo Comes out to take out Kruger.  Thanks to the Distraction, The Tag champions cheat to win against a shaken Contra Mercs. 

AND NOW TO MY ANNOUNCEMENT WHICH WILL BE MADE BELOW.

I'll go out and say it. Best to just rip the bandage off.

I have left X.

I still have my account, but from now on, all my contact will be through this blog, Bogger Box office and my Bluesky Account  which is called

 eamonnisenli.bsky.social

I couldn't take X anymore. I didn't join X. I joined Twitter. I can't take opening up that app and seeing people I follow being replaced by engagement bots and card Carrying Bigots. I'm sick of being followed by e-girls and accounts with no posts but 5 plus years of existence. 

So I'm moving on. To those who have followed me, like Really came into Contact with me, I would like to see you again in this new format. I know for many still on X, that you are doing the best you can to promote and Create. You keep Fighting that fight. But I feel that I can't on such a negative experience in the past years. Yes-I got so much views and many milestones in that time. 

But I wasn't Happy.

And if you cannot make people happy when you are not, Then you Won't, until you are!

I plan to do Polls on Bluesky For Reviews on Bogger Box Office, once I get back on my Feet. It'll be hard to say goodbye to so many of you, but for so those who are already there to greet me on the other side, I hope you're ready For A Journeyman to Walk among you.

With Loss, but hopefully, With Love,

Eamonn.

MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING FUSION EPISODE 203-BUYTEQUILABUYTEQUILABUYTEQUILABUYTEQUILA...

THE NEXT POST IS MY 600TH POST. PREPERATIONS ARE BEING MADE. 

List of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD and some "at time of Filming "

World's Killer Kross 

Openweight Austin Aries

Middleweight "Kushida" 

SOUTHERN CROWN "TREVOR LEE"

TAG: THE SKYSCRAPERS DIJAK AND JOSH BISHOP 

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

Welcome to a particularly sparce episode of MLW Fusion. Now, I know it's because they are just filming an hour of a 4 block as an episode each week, meaning you will get shows like this. But any attempt to make it entertaining for someone beyond myself maybe impossible. 

Out comes The Source for Tonight's Subtitle, Don Gato and his Bottle Girls in Lucha masks. To appease the CMLL deal with here is, fresh off Jobbing to Death Riders and Balding Plumbers, Titan vs Magnus was this a good match, it might be...if the camera didn't keep cutting to the TEQUILA MASCOT AND THE MODELS EVERY 5 SECONDS.  Oh, and the models were not smart to the business. So when the fight went to the outside, because in MLW, of course it does!, Magnus got in the girls' faces and didn't know what to do. They were paid to stand and that's what they did. Finish was Titan kicking Magnus in the head, a signal to go home, and a pin in the ropes.

Blood and Thunder TV Special is 4 weeks away, and the Fightland ppv is 8 weeks away.

The Skyscrapers cut a promo online, they want the Good Brothers, but they want to come out tonight to address some things about the team change.

Contra Mercs meet at of the match to drink more Fecking Tequila!

We get more extended scenes to that Bloody heart vignette from last week is actually for Former AEW Wrestler, Lady Frost. Shotzi vs Lady Frost for the title soon? Oh Yes Please!

Featherweight championship match Shotzi vs Kira, also from CMLL. Commentary are really taking the page out of Sockface's book by claiming a woman who had her first match being with her father in an exhibition at 14, makes her a Ten year Pro. Kira came out in a leotard that covered nothing! It got a rousing chant of "Happy Birthday" for nearly coming out in your birthday suit! Another squash match, too one sided, Did not need to a title match.

LaBron Kozone vs Okamura. No Teddy Long, Not even Kojima out. So we get no resolution to the CozyMax's split. Anyway, if you want to make stars, if you really want to use Veterans, have veteran that can still Go. Okamura did indie Crap for too long. 

Skyscrapers promo. Dijak says to hell with Teddy Long, they are Not The "New" Skyscrapers. They are The Only Skyscrapers. And they can do whatever they want. 

Gallus Video Package. They are now called GBOT-Glasgow Boys On Top.

6 man tag match: Contra Mercs (Doc Gallows, Karl Anderson and Krule Kruger) vs Contra (Ikuro Kwan Kushida and Kananga) Yes Finally we get the Name of the Flesh Golem they have in Contra, he is Kanaga, and is apparently "The Caribbean Butcher" that is the palest Caribbean I have ever seen, unless they found him face down in Gulf of Mexico! Anyway this match was Thrown out after five minutes when Kanaga put a black hole slam on Kruger and used it to drive a railroad spike into the eye socket of Kruger. The ref saw it before anyone else, so there was mass confusion to all parties who spilt up to fight all across the arena. But it wasn't over as the Tag champions attacked the Good Brothers as they Brawled Contra! 

And that was 40 minutes of Fusion! Next week all the fallout from the main event plus, Shotzi will have Scarlett as a guest on the Graveyard Shift. This is and more on my 600th Post-Plus My big announcement next week! 

MLW FUSION EPISODE 202: MURICA DAY EPISODE...FILMED IN APRIL!

 List Of CHAMPIONS-NO CHANGES and some "at time of Filming "

World's Killer Kross 

Openweight: Austin Aries 

Middleweight: "Kushida "

Tag: The Skyscrapers Dijak and Bishop Dyer 

Featherweight Shotzi Blackhart 

Filmed in April as part the Fantasico Mania event, this is episode 202 of Fusion. 

Cold Open to celebrate The Fourth of July....IN APRIL! Only to be hacked by Contra. The Serpent's voice disapproves of the fans not only celebrating Independence Day,  but wearing T-shirts of the Contra Mercs (the faction of the Good Brothers,  Krule and Shotzi who were to reveal the name last week but it was cut for time.)

Straight to MLW Insider with Rich Bochinni. The Contract Status is in. And they are in an impasse. As such Bishop Dyer is locked out his contract. Which brings us to his partner Donovan Dijak. He has until the end of the show to find a new partner.

Bunkhouse Stampede for the Southern Crown championship. Eight Top mlw guys...one who doesn't work here and Jesus. More specifically;

Trevor Lee, Andrew Everett (Now doing an Andre the Giant Gimmick, he's a cruiserweight.!), Ikuro Kwan, The Beastman,  Dive bomb Diego Hill,  Jesus Rodriguez,  Paul "Noone expects Nick Bockwinkel from a Rookie" Hauser, Festus, Josh Bishop and Matthew Justice. 10 men, one fall, no Dq four separate camera feeds, LAAAAAZZZZY BOOKING! And this sparse Wrestling show is away with Festus activating. Has anyone explained why Gallows can just appear as Festus even though we know he is not....impaired? He cleans house and it just becomes a four camera clusterschmaltz. With no way to track or trace this match. After a while all the heavyweights Fought off, they Just Fought off! Leaving a more manageable Cruiserweight Match. But it's nearly over at this point, Cave in by Trevor Lee on his old Carolina running buddy , Everett. Lee is your new and first champion. 

Teddy Long returns, he's heading out when he bumps into Dijak. He tells Teddy if he thinks he hasn't thought of a plan already, he's mistaken.  Teddy had a funny line, that since he managed the original Skyscrapers, that he had a patent on the name.

Contra Mercs are in their Clubhouse, getting drunk off Tequila. 

Killer Kross photographed in shots and promotion in some Bollywood film that was never named. 

Teddy Long announces the entrance for  Lebron, is he Kozone's manager? I don't know. Kozone makes his debut. And I can already see it. Kozone is an African American with a Muscular Physique and dreadlocks. The Comparsion with WWE'S Oba Femi will haunt his career. And it shouldn't. Both are powerhouses but if LaBron can focus on the moves only he can do, like that Springboard elbow drop, he'll have a great career of his own. Anyway to the match. It was a squash of course being a debut. Alan Angels took the loss. Does mlw  not have a second Pin monkey?

After a Don Gato ad, we get the delightful (!) Image of a cow's heart covered by blood. Not what I wanted to watch with my breakfast yesterday,  I can tell you that much!

Karl Anderson vs Dijak as the main event. Adequately put together match. Dijak comes out with both tag belts. The bell rings, and Dijik immediately tries to ambush Karl with a Big boot, but it's a swing and a duck, Flair chops by Anderson to force Dijak to the outside. Dijak chokeslams "Machine Gun" onto the apron, and then he's thrown like a piece of garbage back in the ring. back from break, Dijak hits a slingshot elbow and a sleeper hold, Anderson fires back, but his Cutter is countered into an Airplane Crash, another chokeslam gets a 2 count. Moonsault from the big man misses, Anderson chops away at Donovan Dijak. Spinebuster by Anderson. Dijak with his discus boot which is the call for the Feast your Eyes. Dijak hits his Finish, but a cagey and sneaky roll-up by the veteran tag champion for the quick win in this main event.

After the match, Anderson is ambushed by Bishop....Josh Bishop, that is! He is the new Skyscraper. And if MSL Was still on tv this would still make sense as all 3 are (were?) members of Saint Laurent's World Titan Federation.

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD AND SOME "AT TIME OF FILMING "

World's Killer Kross 

Openweight Austin Aries 

Middleweight: "Kushida"

TAG:THE SKYSCRAPERS (DIJAK AND JOSH BISHOP)

SOUTHERN CROWN "TREVOR LEE"

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

MLW FUSION EPISODE 201: Lari-Art Appreciation Class

 3 POSTS LEFT TIL BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

List of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD 

World's: Killer Kross 

OPENWEIGHT: AUSTIN ARIES 

Middleweight: "Kushida"

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Filmed in Atlanta sometime in March 

Zamaya vs Priscilla Kelly. Being on the roster means Kelly at least got some shots in, but you knew this was still a match to feed Zamaya before winning the belt.

CMLL Package, which confirms what will be billed as a "Fantasico Mania" themed Fusion capping off these Atlanta Tapings

Austin Aries celebrate his title win tonight, cutting a promo that was interrupted by Diego Hill, but before he came out, Austin declared he will put the belt up in all his appearances. So Diego wants his shot and after he was insulted by Aries, he threw a Super kick at the Openweight champ.

Kojima returns to teach his new Protege LaBron Kozone and the Secret of the Lariat. Kojima's English hasn't improved and I suppose they are doing this instead of him confronting Okamura because neither can promo in English. Kojima meets Kozone and brings him to a literal "Learning Tree" where they bruise themselves hitting a white oak. Then they remove their shirts to do the pec dance and it gets too silly!

Speaking of Silly,  someone who is no longer that is the newly repackaged Paul "The Mercenary " Hauser, one of Eight men in next week's Bunkhouse Stampede for the freshly minted Southern Crown championship, vs Bryce Cannon. With a new ring gear, based on his character in Naked Gun and a new attitude. Hauser no longer wrestles like an ECW Grado, but with real love and skill. He even won with a Texas Cloverleaf and when was the last time you saw that?

Southern Crown championship announcement of who is the inaugural match next week: Trevor Lee, Diego Hill, Jesus Rodriguez,  Doc Gallows (As Festus), Paul Hauser, Matthew Justice, Andrew Everett and The Beastman

MLW INSIDER WITH RICH BOCHINNI: This week, There is news of a contract dispute with management and Bishop Dyer. Dyer, no doubt in a slam piece to WWE stars Roman Reigns and CM Punk, has hired an entertainment Agent and demands Limo Service, 6 star hotel stays and promotional spots for his Coffee brand. Despite dealings in Mexico, Court Bauer himself will announce the Resolution to Dyer's Crazy Demands.

Billed as a surprise, they didn't add this to the video description on YouTube, So this was a great match as always from these two, it's just a Shame Austin Aries has a barrier to do better things and that is being Austin Aries. He could be doing better in WWE as a coach in the Developmental Centre or Ring of Honour, if he didn't pull what he pulled in TNA to Christie Hemme and never apologized. Anyway good match, intense back and forth, great psychology.  Finish was a master class in Heel work, no Crotch shots needed! Austin drew the ref, belt shot to Hill, knocked him out, put him in the Last Chancery, and then the Brainbuster to get a vainglorious win.

The Serpent reveals himself...or at least his Silhouette. And that makes believe the Serpent could also be former Contra member and Backstage handler Josef Samael. They are really launching red herrings left and right, aren't they?

Hammerstone makes his way to Commentary to scout Matt Riddle.

Main Event-Matt Riddle vs Trevor Lee. An Attempted Sneak Attack by Riddle thwarted by Lee. Riddle hits a An Arm Drag and starts Hotdogging. Lee with a waistlock and he hotdogs and Riddle hates that! Lee hits an Armdrag of his own and nearly wins with An Oklahoma Roll. Alex and Tom Lawlor, strike each other's nerves on commentary. Leglock by Lee while all this is going on. Riddle escapes by backing into a corner, yes kicks by Matt, arm drag after a swing and a duck and it's now All Lee with an Arm bar, Irish whip, atomic drop and a Shin kick. Lee forced ringside and on the apron, gets a final Flash from Riddle, who jumps down to get in Alex Hammerstone's face.

Back from Break, Riddle hits a Fisherman's suplex, a clothesline and a t-bone Suplex and goes straight into an Arm Bar. Lee Counters into a Sleeper attempt, settles for a victory Roll, Kick out! Final Flash countered into a Collision Course, A final Flash of Lee's Own, Cave In countered into another Final Flash Knee only gets 2, Back and Fourth strikes, Moonsault attempt by Riddle, but lee jumps to the ropes like a cat, suplex, cave in attempt, Ref Bump and Distraction, roll up and a Pull of the tights for a cheap win for Matt Riddle. Riddle gets in Alex Hammerstone's face and he punches him the hell out. It's chaos once again to end this episode of Fusion!

Next week, The Southern Crown championship Bunkhouse Stampede hits Atlanta, So in his home town Teddy Long has an announcement. With the Tag belts in question, Donovan Dijak will face Karl Anderson. And the Chairman makes his decision on Dyer's Future. All this and more on A show, recorded in April for The Fourth of July.

ALL THIS AND MORE ONLY FROM THE OFFICES OF ENLIGHTENED TOWERS!

MLW FUSION EPISODE 199-200

4 POSTS TILL BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

List of Champions-No Changes but some champions were "at time of Filming"

World's Killer Kross

Openweight "Blue Panther "

Middleweight "Kushida"

Tag The Skyscrapers Dijak and Bishop Dyer 

Featherweight Shotzi Blackhart 

Episodes 199 and 200 filmed as a double feature because if you look at the first 4 matches...well, they made the right Choice!

Filmed as the remaining half of the Lucha Apocalypto event filmed in February, this is episodes 199 and 200 of Fusion 

Episode 199-Oops! All Squashes!

Sobernaro vs Neon start the show with the cold open of what happened last week with the dq finish of the world title match. Flippies and Dippies, and a lot of moves that could be finishers being kicked out of 1. Sobernaro gets heat by kissing Female hecklers (God, I hope they are plants!) Finish was Sobernaro distracting the ref by feigning seeing a run in, a nut shot on Neon and a Sidewalk slam to end this. 

Okamura vs local competitor. Absolute squash one sided and just lame. You couldn't use this match to build a new star?

Kojima returns next week. How will he react to his Friend Okamura becoming his enemy?

Backstage Kross was to accompany Scarlett for her match but gets annoyed by Riddle who has Hammer in two weeks (I.E next week's post.)

Scarlett vs Blair Onyx, who looks like a Brunette Alexa Bliss Tribute dressed in a Spiderman onesie. And as a tribute act, she bites Scarlett's ass during the Stinkface and hits a sister Abigail because of course. Then Scarlett hits a Clothesline and then Scarlett letter for the win.

Shotzi in a Forest does Scooby Doo crap in the forest lake where Krule was buried. (I thought it was a Tar pit!) He is revived by the Featherweight champion via a Car Battery which she just happened to carry in her backpack. 

Fantasico Mania mention. Fantasico Mania was the joint ppv with New Japan and CMLL during Wrestlemania week which will become the next block of tapings.

Alexander Hammerstone vs Sweaty Grandpa. Hammerstone tears off his mask, even though Sweaty Grandpa doesn't wrestle in a mask. Everyone goes to the outside way too often In this promotion, But Hammerstone at the very least has his assaults look more deliberate than anyone else. Ultimo Guerrero has more on the tank to Hotdog during this match, but Hammerstone with a Ref Bump and Nightmare Pendulum ends Sweaty Grandpa. After the match Riddle is interviewed by Rob Drombroski and calls Hammer trash and they end this hour with a pull apart brawl.

Episode 200-Rise of Krule, Loss of Aura!

Openweight championship sees the 43-year veteran, Blue Panther vs the ever Divisive and Acerbic Austin Aries. Hammerlock exchange hammerlocks but he beats on an Elderly man, however it's not as one sided as you think, as the Crowd rallies to the side of the Legend, and it builds up the momentum for a suicide Dive. Aries comes to ambush Blue Panther with a chair, but Diego Hill, who had been mentored by Panther stops it, but Hill accidentally gets taken out by Blue Panther flying Senton. He gets thrown back in by Aries, hit by a flying knee and then when put In a Last Chancery, Blue Panther doesn't answer the ref, so he's done. But that doesn't mean Aries is done, as he tries to tear off Blue Panther's mask and when Hill stops it, gets Spat on for his troubles. Aries is your new Openweight champion and I bet he won't shut up about it!

Backstage: The Skyscrapers invade Shotzi's Locker room as they didn't get one. After Dire spits into her helmet. Security throws her out. 

Zamaya vs Lili Ruiz, she gets an entrance so she's probably on the roster. Didn't save her from Zamaya. 

Backstage, Shotzi vents to Krule. so Krule is now Dixie-Era Abyss, he was a monster heel, now he a simp for a Face girl for no good reason!

Mistico vs Templario was officially billed as the main event, but we would have Krule vs Bishop Dyer later on. Mistico and Templario had a great match as always.  Flippies and Dippies as Standard, but unlike the other Lucha match, Templario has groundwork to rise up the high-flying moves, plus the rep of Mistico and the fact Templario is the only man to beat Mistico in MLW, means there is a story that can be told. Good back and forth, dynamite action and a Fiery crowd after what Aries did. Finish was a hard Irish whip into a flashy la Mistica. After the match Don Gato offers a bottle of Tequila to toast for 200 episodes of MLW!

MLW Insider with Rich Bochinni. He reports that since Cesar's Disappearance, Owner of MLW, Court Bauer will take over day to day management. He also says Killer Kross will defend his title on his international dates. 

Blood and Thunder is 8 weeks away and will be a tv special. 

Dyer vs Krule is your bonus match for the evening. My Comparison to Abyss for Face Krule still stands. He now has a girl for no reason and his Aura is gone! He could barely beat Dyer who despite being Tag champion is booked to lose constantly and by his own Stupidity. Case in Point, Krule wins with the ddt on Dyer's own tag belt. After the match Dijak blindsides Krule and ties him to the ropes to attack Shotzi until the Good Brothers make the save. And we end the 200th episode with Gallows, Anderson, Shotzi and Kruger getting legless on Tequila.

List of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD and one more champion in time of Writing 

World's: Killer Kross 

OPENWEIGHT: AUSTIN ARIES 

Middleweight "Kushida"

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight: Shotzi Blackhart 

NEXT WEEK ON Fusion: We are in Atlanta for announcement on the Southern Crown championship.  Trevor Lee will be in action, Paul Walter Hauser will have promo time, Kojima returns and as stated, Matt Riddle will face Hammerstone. 

MLW FUSION EPISODE 198: A SECURITY LEDGE MADE OF TIN FOIL!

 5 POSTS LEFT TIL 600TH POST AND ANNOUNCEMENT 

List of CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD and some "at time of Filming"

World's: Killer Kross

Openweight: "Blue Panther "

Middleweight: "Kushida "

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

FEATHERWEIGHT: SHOTZI BLACKHART 

Previously filmed In February as part of what was supposed to be The Lucha Apocalypto event. This is episode 198 of Major League Wrestling Fusion.

Middleweight championship Kushida vs Alan Angels, a match we were to have last episode. Angels finally get to prove he can go, now he has washed off the Dork Odour! But it's Kushida I need to commend, as he doing the best work of his career. Turning heel and changing his gear to black karate gi is getting him Nuclear heat. If they let him do this wwe he wouldn't have left. Great match with these two. Finish was a ref bump and a low blow. To cement the heel turn, Kushida wouldn't let go of the Hoverboard Lock. And the bell rang throughout. Kushida celebrated by giving Okamura a Contra Shirt.

Kross on his thoughts on tonight's Main Event against Matt Riddle. He says Matt Riddle's greatest weapon is his mind. He can get you by being personable. Which is why he liked him on the first place, and why he feels they are so alike.

Backstage Hammer wants to beat up Riddle, but refs and officials break it up. Later we learn Hammerstone is ejected from the building. 

Josh Bishop vs Matthew Justice, Chicago Street Fight. This was in their taping in Cicero, Illinois. Is this the Building where the Hall's Owner actually went and told Matthew Justice not to do a stage dive in his premise? even again, because if it is, Justice can't fully blame the bottle of tequila he Stole from Don Gato as an excuse as he stood on a security gate in the nosebleeds, and the gate BENT! Under the weight of the 6ft giant and as he fell, completely missed Bishop prone on the table. The Ref, having the sense to Go Home, meant the finish was still a reckless table spot, a powerbomb from a smaller platform in the Crowd. ROTTEN MATCH!

Hype for the 200th episode 

Southern Cross championship Confirmed. actually, it's the Southern CROWN, it's intended to be quote "A Love letter To the Southern Territories." And it's inaugural Champion will be crowned in Atlanta in fittingly a Bunkhouse Stampede. 

Killer Kross vs Matt Riddle 2 for the World's Title, Riddle can still fight and wrestle, but he's embraced his scummy behaviour as his Gimmick. Lock Up after a tentative start. Headlock takeover by cross as Riddle goes for the Sleeper. The champion points at Riddle as if to say "I got Your Number!" and that sends Riddle over the edge! Riddle Puts on the choke again, but he breaks it to slap Kross on the Ass! Riddle Just doesn't want to play ball, as he could go for the pin any time, but is too busy swearing at kids and Hot women. Back from the Break, Riddle has a Cross Arm Breaker on Kross Double knockdown spot with the challenger up first. Floating Bro catches the knees, Kross up with Death Valley Driver gets 2, Riddle fights back with a cutter, and that only gets 2, Jackknife, Final Flash, Another after a Fake out Jackknife, Bro-Ton gets countered in Sleeper of Cross' own, Riddle gets to the ropes, Doomsday Saito, Kross Jacket Choke countered into a Piggyback Stunner, Kross went for a second, But Out comes Alexander Hammerstone into the ring to whale on both competitors, and the show ends with a No Contest, as the crowd Boos loudly!

Cesar Duran returns but his announcement is hijacked by Contra. A Voice claims he has taken Out the Chairman and Contra is now In full Control. The Serpent has Slithered into MLW, And Its Coils Surround everything!

I Don't know who the Serpent is but watch it be Cesar the whole time Playing both sides to gain trust with management, that would be the kind of 4-dimensional Chess move Cesar would do! 

See you next week for More MLW Fusion!

Taste test 2k26: TAYTO CANDY FLOSS FLAVOURED CRISPS-WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE?

 This week I was doing my Grocery Run whilst Drafting the Madame Web Review, when I found something that practically fell on my lap to be reviewed.

Remember when I reviewed the Cola Bottle Flavoured Taytos back In 2022? And at the time I derided Tayto that no way would they ever create something so stupid ever again?

THAT WASN'T A CHALLENGE, TAYTO!

No really this exists, they thought that this was a good idea, I know Tayto has to have a Limited Edition Every Summer since they started doing them but instead of going on about, whether they could, they needed think about if they should!

So here's the Breakdown of the Vital Statistics. 

TAYTO CANDY FLOSS FLAVOURED POTATO CRISPS!

Packaging: Sky Blue and Pastel Pink gradients in and out of each other. Mr Tayto holds a Stick of candyfloss behind the logo. Underneath the Logo, the Words Candy Floss in blue and pink letters. Underneath that are Photos of the Crisps and I Cannot tell if it's because of lighting, or the metallic Foil they use, but does the Crisps have Granules of Sugar on them?

Calorie Count: 184 calories in a 35g bag (Probably less after you Vomit most of this crap up!)

Flavour: The Staple of Funfairs and Coastal Towns the World over, Candy floss is heated sugar spun in a Centrifuge until it becomes fibrous on a paper stick and "Flavoured" with Blue or pink syrup. It's sweet, but that's about it. It's not really filling. To me Candy Floss doesn't taste like Anything. 

Taste: opening the pack there is a Smell, that shouldn't come from a packet of crisps, a heady waft of Sweet smells Invades my nostrils. There is something off putting about having crisps smell as sickly sweet as a bottle of Children's Cough Medicine. Taking a crisp out for inspection, there is no sugar on it's surface. It looks like a regular crisp-And that frightens me! No time like the present!

......

Remember I said Candy Floss tastes like nothing to me? That's how it feels; like Sugar and Fried potatoes. Despite my Hyperbole earlier that this shouldn't be fit even for animal consumption, it could be worse; they could have tasted like Strawberries, not just smells like them! Otherwise, it would go from uninteresting to Disgusting very quickly. This is quite possibly the most Forgettable Flavour OF ANYTHING! I've taste tested in years!

MLW Fusion Episode 197: A TITLE CHANGE? THAT IS NEW INFORMATION

 List Of Champions-No Changes but some champions were "During Filming "

World's: Killer Kross

Openweight:"Blue Panther "

Middleweight:"Kushida"

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight: "Shoko Nakajima "

(Filmed in February as part off what was billed as Lucha Apocalypto this year)

Featherweight championship match opened the show. Shotzi Blackhart vs "Big Kaiju" Shoko Nakajima. The Godzilla entrance with this 4ft 11 schoolgirl stomping on cardboard building is still ridiculous. Shotzi actually locked up to open this match. Will wonders ever cease? Despite looking like complete fools, this was a technical bout. Shoko clocked Shotzi and turned heel for this match. Then both women exchanged Sentons. When Shoko missed the Kaiju Splash, it was all over. She took the T-Knee-o and a Senton to crown a new champion. After the match, Shotzi alluded to Zamaya, saying she's not done fighting monsters.

Diego Hill vs Mistico. Great match. When Mistico wrestles Trampoline cowboys, he just joins in playing, but There is something to Diego Hill, that I like. Whether it really is Blue Panther as his Mentor or just the potential in front of us, if I was Shawn Micheals , Tony Khan, or even TNA's Smiling Idiot in a Baseball Cap. I would sign Hill to Developmental deal,  Right Now! Mistico won in the most back-and-forth match he's had in a long time. After the match,  and thankfully subtitled, Mistico praised Blue Panther as a Maestro, but he Proclaimed Hill as the Future. This drew the ire of one Certain Small Angry Turnip Eating Man, As Austin Aries arrived to throw Tortillas at Fans from the entrance way. He tells Blue Panther to put his Title on the line next week, and tells Hill to be at ringside to see how a real master works!

Alan Angels vs Kushida cancelled after backstage attack. Kushida was Joined by new Contra member, Okamura. OK, So Okamura was getting more heelish last year, but this is how you announce the turn? More odd when all of two years Okamura was right beside Kojima leading the charge against Contra, So to announce it this way is very strange. Angels will face Kushida next week.

Rich Bochinni interviews Hammerstone, after the former was attacked by the later. He doesn't attack Rich, but he does threaten him to be his stooge to the office...or else!

Tag team championship table match between The Skyscrapers and The Good Brothers. Garbage Match. You should have ended the show with Hill VS Mistico. This was not A wrestling match, so I did not take notes. Skyscrapers Retain. After the match the Good Brother Miraculously revived after the bell and what did they do to close out this Show? They Fought off!

Next Week On MLW:

We have two title Matches, As Killer Kross Defends against former world Champion Matt Riddle in the main event. Blue Panther puts the openweight title up against Austin Aries. Alan Angels gets his revenge on Kushida after the attack he took tonight, MLW Booker Cesar Duran Returns with an Announcement that there will be Quote "No turning back from!" Could this announcement be the long rumoured "Southern Cross Championship" and what does That Mean?

All this and More Next Monday Morning, Only From the Offices of Enlightened Towers!

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN BOLD "Some Champions remain during Time of Filming"

World's Killer Kross 

Openweight: "Blue Panther"

Middleweight "Kushida"

Tag The Skyscrapers Dijak and Bishop Dyer

FEATHERWEIGHT SHOTZI BLACKHART  

DOUBLE FEATURE: NEW FUSION EPISODE 1 AND WWE CLASH IN ITALY

 Part One: MLW Fusion Brand new Era Episode 1 M-L-Double Down.

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-NO CHANGES "AT TIME OF FILMING!"

World's: Killer Kross 

Openweight:"Blue Panther"

Middleweight:"Kushida"

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight: "Shoko Nakajima"

PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING. 

At The Battle Riot Event, Killer Kross went the distance in the featured Namesake 40 man match, becoming champion in the process. 5 months on, we have The champion address the public with Major League Wrestling brass, presenting him.

The other newsworthy event was Krule Kruger turning on his Contra teammates to focus soley on retaining his title.  In the Battle Riot, after Krule made his entrance, Contra made their move. One by one Contra members including the new member Kushida, destroyed the then world's champion, including an obese man in a mask. Who is this massive interloper?

This special 2 hour show is actually two back to back episodes of Fusion.

Number one Contenders match for the Featherweight championship Tampon Girl vs Shitzi Blackfart. Indie Crap that The Fed could never wash out of them. Instead of locking up, they instead go for Headscissors and 619. Good match later on, just lock up please. Shotzi wins with a Senton of the top rope.

After the Match Shotzi wants Nakajima for the title.

Press conference on the new world champion Killer Kross with Court Bauer Danny McBride and Scarlett Bordueax. Kross uses the event to issue an open contract...unfortunately there will still be Sponsorship with Don Gato. As the Aztecas steal some bottles. By the way, where are the Durans and MSL? We see no one screen bookers in this return to television. 

Backstage,  Alex Hammerstone learns someone has already signed the open contract. And he is not happy with Rick Bochinni when he finds out. 

Squash match Scarlett Bordeuax vs Aleah James. Anyone who does a Stinkface or sells a Stinkface as a false finish isn't taking this seriously.  Bordeuax wins with a Muscle Buster. 

Backstage, The Good Brothers arrive and the Skyscrapers ambush.

Contra package. We never learn who the fat guy is, but we are to believe Kruger is buried in a tar pit!

Blue Panther Package. It leads to Diego Hill getting advice in present.

Main Event for hour 1; Austin Aries vs Trevor Lee. Great match. Good technical match and competitive back and forth. Despite powering through the Last Chancery, Aries was too much.  After the match Aries calls out Mistico, still Seething after the loss of the Opera Cup last winter.

Backstage.  It's revealed Matt Riddle signed the open contract. 

Hour 2 opens with the Skyscrapers joining commentary. 

Coffey Brothers vs The Good Brothers. You want to know why the WWE tag division is the worst in the world.  Firing Teams like Gallus. Great match. But let's be Honest, it's the Cool T Shirt Bro Tribute Show. Now that The Bullet Club is officially finished. 

Don Gato ad. The one we saw before but was built as "The Origin Story"

Next was Diego Hill vs Adam Brooks.

A clash of styles-a High Flyer vs a Bruiser. However as a High Flyer. Diego started the match Clowning Brooks. And so you should. But not in the beginning of the match. And only after your High Flyer gets his ass kicked! Brooks kicks out of Hill's finish. The ref got Booed for that.  Hill still won after an impressive finish.

Shoko Nakajima accepts via Satellite 

Zamaya squash match. Zamaya looks like Willow Nightingale dressed as A Power Ranger Human Villian OC. She's Trying to be the frightening big woman heel like Awesome Kong or Luna Vachon...the Jobber was the same height. Also someone has to sit down Major League Referees and explain what "One Fall" means. It means you cannot have people fight on the outside then do a count-out when one come enters, when the camera starts filming you!. Also the Ref they had to act all a-scared off looked like a Petrol Attendant.

Backstage Riddle cuts a promo. On how it's still his title and that's why Alexander Hammerstone can go cry about it!

Bishop Dyer vs Hammerstone. Who do we cheer for? Hammerstone is a heel. And so is Dyer. Anyway two big Beefy men slapping meat. Anyway after a Plodding age, the finish was The Good Brothers stopping Dijak at the pass, Dyer distracted long enough to walk into a powerbomb.

Part 2- WWE Clash in Italy: "Turin gets Shrouded in Glory....And Adverts!"

Cody Rhodes vs Gunther For one of the world titles opened the show, with this happy European crowd. Great Opener to this show. Crowd was split down the middle something, that was evident 60 percent of this show. Controversy was raised by the finish. When Cody pinned Gunther when his foot was under the bottom rope. This is not over. IT'LL NEVER BE OVAH! 

"HEY LA Knight, Liv, And Giul-Uh, creative have nothing for you, Pal-uh! So sit in the crowd-uh!"

Rhea Ripley vs Jade Cargill Was next. And news to me, I didn't know Rhea's grandfather was Italian. I knew she was Italian-Australian. The crowd loves Rhea. Jade is Still the Drizzling Sh*ts! And it's the only reason Mia Yim is put with her. However one look at B-Fab, who was out of position to pull Jade's leg onto the top rope. And you are like "alri't, Bet!" It was so bad, Charlotte had to interfere to show old Be-Flat how it's done. Rhea retains when her cronies were disposed with.

Oba Femi vs Brock Lesner Rematch. One sided Dominace by The Beast as expected. He didn't just beat Oba. He didn't just humiliate Oba by putting him through the table. He Destroyed him. After the match. He said to Oba "1 and 1, B***h! This is another thing that isn't over. And with Brock's hometown of Minneopolis hosting Summerslam this year, and retirement still rumoured, is the rubber match the final match?

Becky Lynch vs Sol Ruca for the Beckster's women's Intercontinental Championship. And Sol Ruca has finally gotten over her Yips! As she finally hit Sol Snatcher to win her first main roster title. 

And to finally finish as the sun settled over the Alps, Tribal Combat was your main Event.  Jacob Fatu grew back his chest hair, his dreads and his Aura! He was mean to the fans as he came out, he was the heel in his match, though the crowd was split down the middle again. This was not a Wrestling match. This was a brawl; the only thing of merit is Roman used a metal toolbox to weaken Jacob's hands thus weakening The Tongan Death Grip. It was a grueling fight that went to the wire. But Roman Retains not only the world title, but the title of Tribal Chief. As a dejected Jacob leaves the ring, he sees MFT In the crowd, since we can't let Solo get beyond being jealous of Roman.

Join me next week for Episode 3? ...I guess.... of MLW Fusion.