Monday, August 29, 2016

A ROCK STAR'S HOBBY WHEN NOT ON THE ROAD PRESENTS: TNA XTRAVAGANZA: TAKE THIS JOBBER AND SHOVE IT!

A week removed from Tna's latest Reboot! comes one of 3 cobbled to together shows that was hastily edited in the space of 4 days! Welcome to Xravaganza! once a proud show showcasing the backbone of Tna, now reduced to a 3 hour Gut Check!

 THIS shows premise is...WHAT ELSE?...A tournament!, this time for a X division championship, which may or may not be written in as the plot demands, since One Shite Only's Events are never mentioned on Impact!

JB Starts Introducing The Indie Boys to make up the numbers when...WHAT ELSE?...A hell interrupts. This time it's Rockstar Spud! So here are your competitors from Outside the Company

ZENSHI-Formerly Zenron-a Jobber that Ethan Midcarder bought out to do his dirty work, despite the fact he's supposed to be the Super-face of Tna.

DAVID STAR-Called the "Product". Star has all the tools to get it done!
CALEB CONLEY-IT'S THE MATRIX, NEO!
MARSHE ROCKETT- TNA'S Newest signing, towers over Spud, his music sounds like Ric Flair trying to pass a Tricky Shit! It's Terrible!
J.T. DUNN-GREAT VALUE SETH ROLLINS!
JOHNNY GRESHAM-THE NEW MAN BEHIND THE SUI-SHITE! COSTUME!
CHUCK TAYLOR-DUD STARTS A FIGHT WITH HIM AND TAYLOR CHALLENGES HIM RIGHT NOW!

Before i start, i must mention the Production value an Presentation of this show. it was terrible! The Show's light was darkened to hide the empty seats, and even worse, Josh Matthews and The Black Pope were Arguing though out like a Married Couple, arguing about who sucks more! Guys you equally Suck!

Chikara's Chuck Taylor Defeated Mockstar Dud by making him look like an idiot throughout! Worse still for Spud, Even Earl Hebner kicked his ass! He must be so glad that he didn't except the invite for the CWC!

Next was Marshe Rockett's debut, against the man who only won British boot camp to enhance their guys, Mandrews! FOREGONE CONCLUSION! Rockett Wins!

Speaking of Forgone Conclusions, Zima can only wins on non-roster guys! so Gresham lost, however, Gresham is a great talent and had a nice showing! so he has a job now, though not on this own terms...Leading us to....

Gresham did Double Duty as SUICIDE! Against the Product-David Star! Despite Hitting the Product Placement-An Arm-trap German Suplex -Gresuicide won trying all night to hit the Kendrick on The Man from Chicago...after an apparent Referee Stoppage! Sloppy Sloppy. work!

Braxston Sutter won after he busted open PoundShop Seth Rollins, JT Dunn with a Outside, Inside, Flying Bella Buster! Braxston won with the Flatliner.

Caleb Conley the guy dressed like a Matrix Extra lost to a guy with a lot of Momentum at this time Eddie Edwards. If only Caleb took the Red Pill!

Crazy Steve took on Zenshi and won. that's about it!

To make up the 3 hours, not only did we have clips from tna's glory days, but a Ultimate X match for $10,000...worth of Food Stamps! Between The Blowmans and the Helms Dynasty, Finish was the Screwy finish from a few weeks ago! Faces unhooks X, Helms Distracts Ref, Heel grabs X from face! ANYWAY, CONGRATS TO TREVOR LEE AND ANDREW EVERETT, THOUGH I HAVE A FEELING THE MONEY WON'T BE SPENT ON HAIRCUTS!

Finally. Braxton won an X division Title Shot in the Ladder Match Main Event! to be used if the Monkeys in Creative actually remembers to write that fact in!

Well that's in!
I'm currently Playing the Schedule by Ear but i do know what i'm doing in September, next week a September Schedule will come out on this blog!

Monday, August 22, 2016

WWE SUMMERSLAM 2016: CHINLOCK CITY, BITCH!

Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to put your ppv at the exact same time as the Olympic Closing Ceremony, eh Vince?

As such, I forgot about the 1st 15 minutes! gladly that was how long Enzo's Promo was so i missed nowt! Despite the Hometown response, The Realest Guys In the Room got owned by the Most Legit Veterans on the Roster!, ending the match with an off the Cuff Pop-up Codebreaker! That's right the set up for one Special tags into another! That's some Inazuma Eleven type shit for you!

Women's Match was next and i think Sasha is legitimately hurt. Ref made a Judgement call and changed the finish, That's what it looked like! Here's hoping it's not too Serious!

Toilet Break Championship was a joke I made up last week to make fun of Miz's title reign as the Intercontinental champion. Turns out to be true as People were actually leaving their seats in droves! Cameramen focus more on tight shots as damage Control. Surprise Surprise, Miz won by Cheating, Because who needs overrated stuff like "TALENT" Or "TECHNIQUE"?

To Distract us from throwing our Garbage into the ring, what happened next was the highlight of last night/earlier this morning! Which I will now do play by play for! this is special, i only do play by play for the best matches!

JOHN CENA VS AJ STYLES!
Opening Bell, and Both Competitors Lock Up. Hammerlock by Cena, Clean Break. Side Headlock by Styles Clean Break, but Styles Admonishes Cena for some reason, Flying Superman Tackle sends Cena into the ropes. inside, Outside, Suplex onto the Ring Apron by Styles, getting a breath, back in to the ring for Cena, Back Body drop followed by a drop kick, then a Snap Suplex, followed by a headbutt! it's different Five Moves of Doom because here's the F.U.! PELE KICK! TO COUNTER! Styles Clash by AJ! 1. 2....
NO SELL POWERS! ACTIVATE!
A. A BY CENA! IT'S DONE! HE HULKED UP AFTER TAKING A FINISHER! STICK A FORK IN MR MOPTOP!
1...2....
INTERNET DARLING POWERS!
ACTIVATE!
IT'S NOT OVER!
Rack Spinout Powerbomb sends Cena into a Corner, where he gets Catapulted, Lifting Cutter into a facebuster! AA by Styles! with Cena Planted Styles has him set for Spiral Tap, AJ MISSES! Canadian Destroyer by Cena! John with a German Suplex into a face buster of his own. Styles finds his feet. after punches and kicks, Styles plummets with a missed Springboard. STFU Into Crippler Crossface, into Calf Crusher back into the SUBMISSION THAT'S FUCKING USELESS! Dragging Cena to a corner to force a ropebreak. into a frankensteiner by styles. Phenomenal Forearm  gets 2. Clothesline by A WEAKENING! Cena, Who Pulls out all the stops with A Super AA! Still only gets 2! HOLY SHIT!
 Finish is AJ taking advantage of a doubled over Cena and hitting Styles clash and the Phenomenal Forearm!
WINNER: STYLES!
After the match, Cena takes off one of his arm bands and leaves it on the canvas! The Future has ran through Cena, but can Cena still run?

NOONE WANTED JOHN STEWART HERE! EVEN AS THE NEW DAY'S SECOND! HE INTERFERED WITH THE CLUB AND BIG E HAD TO COME OUT! CAUSING A DQ!

All of the Momentum that Dolph collected last week, diminished in an instant.That was A Career Low considering he was in the Spirit Squad, A Caddy, and Saddled with Maria,And as Vickie's Boytoy! you might think that was his Biggest Career Low!

But no, this is Dolph's Career Low!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8J3V6wchSE

I...I HAVE NO WORDS! SEEING THAT AFTER HIS MATCH WAS A PORTAL TO MADNESS! EVERYTHING AFTER THAT BECAME A FAT MAN ON SKIS-IT WENT DOWNHILL QUICKLY!

Replacing All Botch Everything was Nikki Bella, Confirming she is now on Smackdown. So The Usos may have being dragged to the blue brand by holding Cena's Jock!, but turns out Nikki still has work because of what's under it! All night they were all alluding to Alexa Bliss "Learning From Nikki" but considering her rep backstage, It's no wonder Miss Bliss earned the nickname "Blonde Bella!" Heels Won after Nikki hit Rack Attack-aka Johnny Ace's Job Interview as she ended in her natural state-on her knees!

NEXT WAS THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP-
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THIS DESIGN IS RED-UNDANT!
Everytime the belt was shown on screen people booed- it took away from the match! and it was a great match at that between Seth Rollins and "THE DEMON KING" Finn Balor! Congrats to Balor! it'll that all your talent to make this Figuratively  BLOODY STUPID LOOKING belt a legitimate championship!

Both last matches ended in no contests-what are you doing wwe?

Join me next Monday for more Rage as 1 of 3 pre-recorded TNA ppvs have their existence questioned despite the backdrop of a new regime in TNA! And maybe when i get some straight answers from the tv stations, my Winter schedule should be up too!

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

SummerSlam 2016 predictions post

Through better health or maybe because of my wonderful friends and loyal fans, I Have decided NOT TO TAKE A SUMMER SABBATICAL! SUMMERSLAM WILL BE WATCHED LIVE! AND REVIEWED HERE!

A Reminder that the show is 4 hours long, and will start an hour earlier than what you are use to, in my case, It will start at midnight in Ireland!

Lets Get to it!

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP!
DEAN "TITTYMASTER" AMBROSE (C) VS DOLPH ZIGGLER

I watched Smackdown last night and i never seen Dolph as impassioned as he was last night, I am expecting a full on heel turn by Dolph! Dean only had a warm-up match with Erick Rowan where he won so...
MONEY ON: DOLPH

WWE BESTEST BELT IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE TIMES INFINITY PLUS ONE NANANANA!, NO TAKEBACKS! CHAMPIONSHIP
SETH ROLLINS VS FINN BALOR

Can I just say that the "Universe" Belt is a stupid name? I get it you are into theme naming, You name the worst singles belt after something small-Europe and then you build by calling the belts after something bigger than the previous thing (USA
To the match itself, this will be a showstealer, i can't call it! I may have to do a full play-by-play on Monday morning!

WWE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
CHARLOTTE VS SASHA BANKS(c)
Are we suppose to feel sorry for Asya 2.0 for getting kicked to the kerb by Charlotte?
TO HELL WITH THAT!
MONEY ON: SASHA
TOILET BREAK CHAMPIONSHIP

GOBSHITE FROM MTV (C) VS SMILLIE VON HAPPYTOBEHERE!
Miz didn't have a match last night, and Crews had one on Main event! and the build up was during the commercials last night on smackdown! No one cares!
MONEY ON: JUST RETIRE THE IC BELT!

US CHAMPIONSHIP
RUSEV (c) VS BLOWMAN LAMES!
Aw, he's defending the honour of his wife
YAY!
...OH WAIT! HE'S A STILL A SNEAKY FORIEGNER!
BOOO BOOO GO 'MURICA BOOO!

MONEY ON: ROMAN, NEPOTISM, ASSKISSING...AND 'MURICA!

WWE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
NEW DAY (KINGSTON/WOODS) (c) VS THE CLUB (GALLOWS/ANDERSON)

It looks like the positivity train has being derailed. It has being a fabulous, fantastic, fun fill run for 300+ days but all good things must come to an end
MONEY: Without it's heavy Hitter, there is only so much that Kofi and Xavier a man with a very dodgy knee, can do! Finish will be arrival of Big E, miscommunication and a roll up-new Tag champions!

SMACKDOWN VS RAW
A DRUG TAKING MAN CHILD WHO IS ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY VS ANOTHER DRUG TAKING MAN CHILD WHO IS ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY!
COULD NOT CARE LESS! NEXT!

6-WOMAN TAG MATCH!
BECKY/IMMARAISIN/CARMELLA VS NATALYA/BLISS THE BLONDE BELLA/ALLBOTCHEVERYTHING

I bet Eva doesn't turn up! besides she probably doesn't now what event she is booked for! Let me ask her!

SO, EVA! ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT YOU MATCH AT...WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW AGAIN?

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MONEY ON: EVA TO DITCH NATTIE AND BLONDE BELLA SKANK! EASY WIN FOR FACES!

TAG MATCH
ENZO/CASS VS JERICHOWENS!
How Popular are the Big Cass and Enzo Amore? There first Summerslam and it's in there home state and they get to wrestle two top men! I smell feud title hunt, How you Doin'!
MONEY ON ENZO AND CASS!

BEST OF 7 ROUND ONE
LAME-ARSE VS CESARO
CESARO HAS TO FIGHT LAMEARSE 7 MORE TIMES?
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APPEARANCES BY JOHN STEWART, NO DOUBT HE WILL PIN HEATH SLATER TO STOP HIM GETTING A CONTRACT! COME ON WWE, HAVE A HEART! HEATH HAS CHILDER TO FEED!
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WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
Well that's it!
Results will up on this blog on Monday sometime after 11am local time! Hope you enjoy the show!

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

THE RETURN OF TASTE TEST 2K16 RETURNS: PICK ONE DESTROY ONE

As if last week wasn't stressful enough, what with the Draft and a One Shite Only, Doritos Just went and Released 2 Limited Edition Flavours In part of a cash prize drive to add one (AND ONLY ONE!) Flavour. The one not chosen will be destroyed in a way chosen by a random drawn competition entrant in an ad campaign for the winning Flavour

Here I am to help you with this decision

DORITOS OPTION A: SPICY SALSA
PaPackage Colour: White
Calorie Count: 616 calories per 30g serving
"Does Doritos really need a new Salsa Flavour?" I foolishly asked before opening this bag, and was shut upped by it's slow burn and complex flavour-ON A CRISP! Replace Chili Heatwave with this, Please!

DORITOS OPTION B: ULTIMATE CHEESEBURGER
Package Colour: Black
Calorie Count: 619 Calorie per 30g
YOU HAD ONE JOB! And that was make a CHEESE-Burger flavour, the Gravy(?), Mustard and Pickles make the cheese flavouring non-existent! Also the crisps are Shit-Brown Coloured! Walkers does a far more Superior Limited Edition Burger Flavour!

Well that's it!
Join me next month for Summerslam, my first summerslam in years!

Monday, July 25, 2016

TNA WILL FADE AWAY AND FILE ITSELF AS OBSOLETE!; TNAWFUL: ONE SHITE ONLY: WORLD CUP OF WRESTLING: I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE! NO ONE ELSE IS!

I could have watched Bayley debut on the wwe main roster last night, you know that right?

However, i was never going to part €25 to watch a Gobshite from Mtv or a Return Promo-SO THERE!

WELCOME TO WORLD CUP OF WRESTLING, A SHOW FILMED 4 WEEKS AGO WHEN WWE WAS GOING OUT OF IT'S WAY TO BUILD BATTLEGROUND-ONLY FOR DIXIE TO RELEASE THIS SHOW 2 DAYS BEFORE THE WWE SHOW (ONE DAY IF YOU'RE EUROPEAN!)

So this is another tournament-this time for a trophy-which they probably rented from the bowling alley down the street! 4 teams of 5, 4 men-1 knockout!-will face each other in matches for points whatever 2 teams win the most will battle in a 10 person tag Main event!

TEAM BENNETT               TEAM STORM         TEAM DRAKE     TEAM [REDACTED]
Mike Bennett                          James Storm                Eli Drake                [Name Redacted]*
ec3                                          Bram                           Drew Galloway       Eddie Edwards
Crazy Steve                            Trevor Lee                   Mahabali Shera       Jesse Glassjawz
Rosemary                               Madison                       Sienna                     Jade
Grado                                     Baraka                          Dax                         Robbie E

*Yeah it's Jeff Hardy but the current storyline is that the Final Deletion was apparently for the Use of Jeff's image as intellectual Property. To the point where Jeff is no longer allowed to wrestle as Jeff Hardy but as Brother Nero

Anyway the main story is that Bennett has made his rival Ec3 his team mate...and it bit him on the ass! Remember when the self serving Jobber-Killer was Ethan's Gimmick-well, IT'S STILL HIS GIMMICK! Storm just picked everyone else who had a beard! That's it! Why isn't drew a captain, when this was filmed he was still the world's champion! However Drake was a good choice because backstage, none of his team were having none of it!

35 Minutes and 2 ad breaks later, we FINALLY have matches! all matches are one point each, because why shake things up, when every ppv is a tournament?

Trevor Lee was a good choice to put against Drew Galloway, This was a great opener. Styles makes fights, as they say, and Lee's striking-centric style was the antidote to the Technical Galloway, who still won! Team Drake: 1 point

Next was Bastille Baraka Loses to-I Mean-vs-Ethan Midcarder The Turd!-THE FUCK YOU THINK HAPPENED! ONE POINT-TEAM BENNETT

1st captain's match became a comedy match when Drake drank Storm's beer and storm V triggered and curb stomped Drake in a Raging Rampage Of Revenge! this will lead to the stupid Title vs Beer match where Storm will become King Of The Mountain!

I thought it was all over when Shera hit Eddie with the Sky-High, but somehow latched on to win with Boston Knee Party!

A precursor to the feud that they are having now, Bram countered the Jumping DDT into Brighter Side Of Suffering aka IT'S JUST A FUCKING DDT! It would have being funnier if Bram said something like "OI! STEVE! I SHAGGED YER BIRD!" Before hitting it!

2 of the strongest men of the roster, Jessie Godderz and Baron Dax, duked it out, Dax had a great showing but Glassjawz hit Adonis Lock on Dax!

Mike Bennett Vs [REDACTED] WAS A GREAT MATCH, BECAUSE MARIA DID HER JOB AS HEEL VALET, RIGHT!

Bennett knees [REDACTED] and revived to hit him with the Miracle In Progress!

Jade won the 4 way by pinning Rosemary-NEXT!

Next was a really unfunny comedy match. Oh Grado, what have they done to you? Still he won the Point, Which was nice!

Main event-Team Bennett vs Team [REDACTED] Turned into a clusterfuck! Ethan Naturally turned on Bennett, making him pinable by Jesse Godderz...OH DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WE ARE PUSHING THE GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER?

WELL THAT'S IT! NOT TOO BAD, JUST WISH TNA WOULD NOT PULL THIS 1/2 DAY(S) BEFORE WWE PPV BULLSHIT FOR ATTENTION!...ONLY FOR THEM TO SANDWICH BOUND FOR GLORY BETWEEN NO MERCY AND THE CLASH OF CHAMPIONS!

I'll be back next month with my 1st summerslam in years! but before that, tomorrow i have a new taste-test-Keep One, Destroy one with Doritos!

See you Tommorrow!

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

THE COMPLETE WWE 2016 DRAFT *CONTAINS SUSPECTED WWE BATTLEGROUND SPOILERS*

I was going to to a complete play-by-play of last night, except the matches were too short and were shit anyway! After Smackdown was a Supplemental Draft this post will now reveal the full Split Roster!

WWE RAW ROSTER FOR 2016/17
COMMISSIONER-STEPHANIE MACMAHON
GENERAL MANAGER-MICK FOLEY

CHAMPIONS
US CHAMPION -RUSEV
WWE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS-THE NEW DAY
(BIG E/KINGSTON/WOODS)
WWE WORLDS WOMEN CHAMPIONSHIP
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP-TBA

Finn Balor
Roman Reigns
Brock Lesner
Sami Zayn
Chris Jericho
Kevin Owens
Big Show
Neville
Cesaro
Sheamus
Titus O'Neill
Darren Young
Sin Cara
Jack Swagger
Mark Henry
Braun Strowman

TAG DIVISION
Enzo and Cass
The Club
The Dudley Boyz
Dallas/Axel
The Shining Stars
Golden Truth

WOMEN'S DIVISION
Sasha Banks
Nia Jax
Paige
Summer Rae
Alicia Fox
Dana Brook

MANAGERS/VALETS
Paul Heyman
Lana
Bob Backlund

OPINION: WELL LOOKS LIKE NEITHER OF THE MID CARD BELTS ARE CHANGING HANDS! Plus unless Seth can get the belt on sunday or reinstate the World's championship, the flagship will not have a major belt. or Smackdown is going to have a GOBSHITE FROM MTV AS IT'S TOP MAN!

WWE SMACKDOWN ROSTER FOR 2016/17
COMMISSIONER: SHANE MACMAHON
GENERAL MANAGER: DANIEL BRYAN

CHAMPIONS
WWE CHAMPION-DEAN AMBROSE
WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION-GOBSHITE FROM MTV

AJ Styles
John Cena
Randy Orton
Bray Wyatt
Baron Corbin
Dolph Ziggler
Alberto Del Rio
Kane
Kalisto
Apollo Crews
Erick Rowan

TAG TEAM DIVISION
American Alpha
The Usos
The Ascension
Hype Bros
Breezedango
Vaudevillians

WOMEN'S DIVISION
Becky Lynch
Natalya
Naomi
Alexa Bliss
Eva Marie
Carmella

MANAGERS/VALETS
Maryse

OPINION: AS I EXPECTED, Smackdown has become a more diverse male roster with a tag division and a women's division that will have to claw each week until the next draft to get notice! Naomi's fan base fuming that she is not in title contention ...

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more strange is that Carmella is on the main roster....but NOT WITH ENZO AND CASS? What the Hell?

So that's it!
this is going to be wild ride, we still don't know if the rumours of the revised wwe ppv schedule is real or not! But until then! I have a a pre-recorded ppv from a company who doesn't give a shit anymore to do on Monday!

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Late Summer schedule: Rumours, Innuendo and Shadows!

(This schedule is yet to be confirmed, but the bogger box office reviews are Legit, since all i need is a dvd to make a review! Wrestling is not as simple! I need ample funds to buy a ppv, Also I need to know if my Country gets the television rights!)

WWE-THE DRAFT, BATTLEGROUND AND THE PHANTOM PPV SCHEDULE!

First things first, after paying for Mitb, I will not be buying Battleground! Besides, 5 days before Battleground is the 1st Live Smackdown and the draft on with it! Who is going to Smackdown? who's staying on Raw? Will Nxt Superstars be Drafted to The Main Roster? Will we ever see Finn Balor in the Club? Will Charlotte get Hugged pout of the title? Will we ever get Cena vs Joe? Will Miz be demoted to Nxt to LEARN HOW TO THROW A FUCKING CLOTHESLINE RIGHT? All will be revealed on the 19th of This Month.

this also raised the question of a supposed leaked revised schedule. One that will return to the old style of Branded PPVS every 2 weeks, and the Big 4 being Dual Branded! if this is true, thenppv showing in Ireland may changed into one of 3 Scenarios

  1. With 20 PPVS A year, Sky Box office continues to show all shows at €25 a pop, regardless of quality, which fluctuates as it is! (UNLIKELY!)
  2. Much like the Nxt Takeovers and Bash At the Beach, Most of these Shows will Exclusive to the Network and ....anyone in Ireland rich enough to pay €70 for the worst quality Broadband in Western Europe! (SADLY, VERY LIKELY!)
  3. Sky, who cares more about ppv boxing than wrestling, throw there hands up and say "Fuck it!" and return to the much loved "ppv this month, free next month" alteration (VERY LIKELY!)
So far nothing is confirmed apart from Night of Champions now called "Clash of  The Champions!"
 Apart from summer slam and Clash which i am definitely doing this year, I am at a loss, until things get cleared up

SUPPOSED SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS

  • 12/09/16-Supposed review of WWE RAW: BACKLASH (tumblr)
  • Clash of Champions (this blog)
  • October-Supposed review of smackdown: No Mercy!
  •  All shows beyond October will be reviewed on Tumblr, but on my own discrection! leading Nicely into....
IMPACT WRESTLING-ONE SHITE ONLYS, A GAMESHOW CHANNEL WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING AND AN OWNER WHO KNOWS LESS!

I'm not reviewing Battleground as i said already, but i was expecting, Tna to take advantage of the 5 week Built-up this show was going through...AND THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE! Take advantage of the wait the fans would go through and put a show to make company fresh in the audience minds when the rival company finally has their show. And sure Enough, Tna filmed a World Cup Of Wrestling on the 13th of June!

When will show be aired?
THE 22ND OF JULY-2 DAYS BEFORE A SHOW WWE HAD 5 WEEKS TO BUILD TO! WORSE FOR IRELAND AND BRITAIN! SINCE WE DON'T A LIVE IMPACT CONTRACT, WE HAVE TO WATCH IT A DAY BEFORE THE LIVE PPV!

And that bring s me back to the 6 day wait BULLSHIT! That was implimented by ChallengeTV, just  so it keep it's Precious menclature of all the ppv on Saturday so it's Precious, Precious Re-runs are not screwed up! Because of this, I'm Not Sure if there will be a Bound For Glory review this year, if they spring this 6 day wait on us again! if it's live, great! if it's back to 3 day wait, that's manageable, But anything for than 5, COME ON ARE YOU SERIOUS! No Mercy if it exists, may be the new last ppv I do this year!

GLOBAL FORCE WRESTLING-STILL WAITING JEFF! IT'S BEING A YEAR NOW!
September makes a year since Jeff Jarrett, and Boulder Creek Intl Productions announced going into business to distribute their shows on British Television, and where are now, a cut and paste message on twitter of "WE ARE WORKING ON IT, {INSERT NAME HERE!] STAY TUNED!

(DEEP BREATH!)
At least Bogger Box office is still under Some level of Control!

LATE SUMMER SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

  • August-Guns, Girls,Gambling
  • September-Surf's Up!
well that's my lot, Gentlemen and few ladies!
Rest assured, when i get a solid piece of confirmed news i will update this schedule! But for now, ah man, we are really driven to distraction!

Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli where usually I am more Mellow than this! Usually!