SUMMERSLAM 2020: ASS SURPRISE (yOU'LL nEVER sEE iT cOMING!)

OR SUMMERSLAM....CAN'T WE GET BEYOND THUNDERDOME?

Here I am, defying any new Lockdown restrictions to come in to get this out, and i will get these reviews out, even if i starve myself to afford the credit on for my phone....

First Match, Asuka vs Bayley for the Smackdown Women's championship, a good paced exciting opener, as I expected it to be, Bayley softened up Asuka's Leg, And after a Distraction By Banks, Bayley won with the most devasting move of all...The Fucking Roll-up!

#BANTHEFUCKINGROLLUP!

Kevin Owens Joins Commentary for the Raw tag Team Championship Match between the Street Profits and Garza/Andrade. This Match was Ok, Standard Stuff, Montez Ford got beat down, Angelo Dawkins got the Hot Tag and that was all she Wrote. Kevin Owens did announce that tomorrow on Raw, His guest on the KO Show Will be Aliester Black. Yes! Do Something With Black, Owens vs Black will be something I would pay to see!

And Speaking of Raw Tonight....
Keith Lee has being Called up to Raw. I guess if there is a rematch with Kross, we know who's winning, Don't we?

I was Pleasantly Surprised with the Loser Leaves WWE match with Mandy Rose vs Sonya Deville.
Mandy's new Ring Gear should have told you everything...she is taking this serious! And with all the Build and promos that Sonya Had prior to last night's loss, does that mean her push is over? ABSOLUTELY NOT! WATCH HER BE REVEALED AS THE LEADER OR AT LEAST A MEMBER OF RETRIBUTION!

Worst Match of the Night!
Seth Rollins vs Dominik Mysterio. If I can Channel Jim Cornette, Dominik is a Fishy-White skinned, no Definition, Indie Mud-show Fuck! Dominik is Not Ready! Dominik is Not NXT READY! HE IS NOT EVEN DARK MATCH READY! THIS WAS THE MATCH I FEARED WAS GOING TO BE WORST MATCH OF THE NIGHT, AND I WAS RIGHT! AND I'M NOT A WRESTLER! NOR WOULD I BE ABLE TO DO WHAT THEY DO FOR 300 PLUS DAYS A YEAR...BUT IF DOM IS SERIOUS ABOUT BEING A WRESTLER HE SHOULD HAVE PRESENTED HIMSELF BETTER! IN CASE YOU CARE, ROLLINS WON!

Congratulations to Asuka for winning the Raw women's championship she should never have lost!

In a Fierce Back and Forth Match, Drew Defeated Randy Orton to retain the WWE championship. Finish was Drew going for the Claymore Kick, only for Orton to go for the RKO, leaving Orton wide open for a backslide!

So if you where expecting, Alexa to be repackaged as Sister Abigail, or Retribution to reveal themselves, you were sadly mistaken. Main Event was Braun vs The Fiend and it was presented as a Heel Vs Heel Match, with noone to root for, this match dragged on! Plus it was a falls count anywhere, so it was just two big bulls in a china shop! The Surprise at the end was not the fiend winning the title, but the return of Roman Reigns, Roman lost a bit of weight he looks to be in fantastic shape, after remission!

Well That's It!
If you think I'm paying for another ppv in a weeks time filled with rematches from this show, YOU HAVE YOUR SHITE!

The Next time you'll see me is the last show ppv i do this year-HELL IN A CELL IN OCTOBER! But I will have content here between now and then, so keep it locked!

If you feel like it, Follow me On Twitter @REALENLI

PEACE!

Rest of the year schedule.

Hello Everyone, I Hope you are all safe and well in this tough and terrible time. Usually i wont do a schedule update til after Summerslam, but the lack of televised competition (and to any songwriters under #NocredEd employ pretending to be executives, NO! SHITSHOWS ON TINY PHONE SCREENS DON'T COUNT!) Meaning unless MLW reopens its doors before 2021, WWE is the only game in town and as such, the blog is going to seem like that.

SCHEDULE FOR THE REST OF YEAR (SUBJECT TO CHANGE)

• AUGUST-Summerslam
• October- Hell in a Cell
• December-CLOSE FOR CHRISTMAS!

THEME MONTHS
It has being a long time since I've Done a theme Month. I have a few Ideas for what i can do in September. but nothing set in Stone just yet! Watch This Space!

OPINION PIECES
Should the wrestling world get rocked by another Death or Controversy, since ppvs are now so few and far between (ok, 2 months because of bills and health!) I will have a obituary piece or an opinion on it! Keep in mind, any opinion unless it's a serious issue will written as sarky and tongue-in-cheek as i am on Twitter.

MEANWHILE ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
July is nearly over which means My reviews of Code Lyoko is nearly over. Next week is the season 3 finale and after that i'm putting it on the back burner!

SCHEDULE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR ON BBO (SUBJECT TO CHANGE)

• Next Monday:Code Lyoko-Return to the past now-Final Round
• August: My Super Ex Girlfriend
• September: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow!
• October: Halloween Special (TBA)
• November: Simps of Prey: The Over-Saturation of Harley Quinn's Ass!
• December: Christmas Special (TBA)

And that is my and your lot for the rest of this terrible, TERRIBLE YEAR!
Remember, Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli, Stay Safe and WEAR YOUR GODDAM MASKS!

AND IF YOU DO, WE WILL SEE YOU HERE AGAIN!
PEACE!

EAMONN
AKA
ENLI!

WWE Backlash 2020: THIS IS THE GRATING SHOW!

Good Morning!
Eamonn Here hoping you are here after not playing a drinking game for everytime Someone said Greatest match Ever or Greatest Show last night, because if you did, well,....


Preshow and Apollo Crews Push is real...why? new Music with Lyrics! Apollo Retains the Us Championship with a win over Andrade. Now Andrade can go back to bed or wherever he hid during his paper Championship reign!

To the Show Proper and we start with a 3 team tag match for the Women's Tag Belts against Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross, the IIconics and the Champions Sasha Banks and Bayley, and is HEYKAYLA!'S new gimmick is that she is an Idiot? I mean The Champions are about to go out for there entrances and you are out there asking stupid Questions that you could have asked After the Match! Kayla, I think you are not Even A Real Jouralism! Anyway good pacing until Sasha caught Bliss in the most Deadly of Moves...THE FUCKING ROLL-UP!

Following up was the Sheamus and Jeff Hardy Match and Despite the tastelessness from Smackdown, this was a Competitive Back-And-Forth Match! It was also a greatest Hits Match. Jeff hitting all his signatures and Sheamus Hitting his! But in the end, Sheamus Brogue Kick Jeff...like a Bad Habit!

Then we had not one but 2 Garbage matches. Asuka vs "The Annoying Potato" NYEHNYEHNYEHNYEHNYEH-NIA JAX! Went to A Count-out! And Braun retained universal championship when the Gobshite from Mtv and Johnny "I Will Personally Give the last Brick to Tr**p when he Builds the wall!" Morrison, turned on each other when Miz' Pin was broken, by Morrison. This Distraction was all the window the champ needed!

Things Improved with the match for the wwe Championship against Bobby Lashley, Who sprang into action on the behest of the Mastermind planning of One MVP! Bobby latched on the Masterlock (because that's what it is, and i will not correct myself!) before the bell rang and Drew sold it like he just inhaled Poison! Lashley looked Great...until for storyline purposes....THE TAPEWORM Crawled out! Lana's Distraction cost Lashley the Title. Can we please Fire Lana already? The WWE does not need A second Sable! One was bad enough!

The Raw Tag Team Championship match was cancelled due to the time constraints of the pre-recorded Main Event...Which was "Edited with Dramatic Camera Angles and Enhanced Sound for you Viewing Pleasure" This Enhanced Sound was a White Noise Machine that made the Arena sound like it was Haunted by a more excited crowd. This was not a good choice as when the match settled down the White Noise sounded like...well White Noise... and considering that wwe is shown live after Midnight in Ireland, The background Noise may have being Whalesong or A lullaby! I would like to say though, the tribute to Howard Finkel-the Spotlight on his MSG Microphone and the recording of him announcing Randy Orton and Edge, that was classy! The match itself was too long for my liking, but It showed that Edge can Forgo the Chairshots and really Wrestle and Orton could really hang if he wanted to, Allusions to past feuds were added, Orton Using a pedigree and rock Bottom, while Edge used his Partner's Unprettier. In the End of this Grueling Match, Orton Took the Low Road and Kicked Edge in the Love-Spuds and followed up with the Punt. I'm told that During this Match Edge's Shoulder was torn during the first fall to the outside. Thankful it was not the neck!

Well That's it!

I am, after Wednesday taking a much needed Sabbatical. I will be back Reviewing on the 1st of next month on Bogger Box Office. Here though, Unless plans change, i doubt i will be doing anything wrestling related til Summerslam. See you soon and remember to stay safe!

CREDITS 
FIST OF THE NORTH STAR is based on the manga published by Shueisha. All rights Reserved!

TASTE TEST 2K20: EAMONN REVIEWS MAGNUM RUBY COLLECTION AND MERMAID CORNETTO

Amid the Corona Virus Pandemic, we have reasons to be cheerful, and we have 2 right here!

MAGNUM RUBY COLLECTION
Package Colour: Blush Pink With Cocoa Bean Print
Calorie Count: 917
Flavour: Raspberry/Vanilla Ripple Icecream encased in Ruby Chocolate. Ruby Choclate is the recently Discovered Fourth Kind of Chocolate, Creating by Processing the Entire Berry not just the Beans, which are the seeds. Up until recently it was a trade secret Known only to Nestle, But it's still somewhat of a Luxury Item. Side Note: 2019 was the 30th anniversary of the magnum Brand so if Heartbeat had permission last year we could have had Ruby Chocolate for the Ruby Anniversary!
Taste: at 72 grams, this icecream is tiny! Who can something that weighs that much have a 900 plus change calorie count? This is more an Amousebouch than a desert. Be that as it may, the Raspberry like flavour and creamy texture of the chocolate would compliment any one flavour of icecream but to mix it with a raspberry ripple, when the chocolate itself has a raspberry like taste is confusing. It's not bad, i just wish it was bigger!

MERMAID CORNETTO
Package colour: Blue with scale Motif and nautical Decorations!
Calorie Count: 827
Flavour: Raspberry Sorbet, Matcha Green tea icecream, raspberry sauce in a Beetroot wafer cone, half-filled with chocolate, covered in White chocolate balls. edible Silver Glitter and Quote "Blue Nautical themed Biscuit Pieces" in reality they are all Stars!
Taste: Bright pink Sorbet, Nuclear Green icecream, Edible Glitter and Viagra Blue Biccies. Why does it look like a dancefloor after a 90s rave? also why make a "Trendy" Cornetto, putting in a Green Tea icecream and calling it Mermaid? what is the connection, if any? It tastes fine it's just... weird!

Rebellion 2020 night 2: Wednesday Night Heat

Boy, wasn't last week an adventure on my socials? All I can say is that once society becomes close to what it was mere months ago, don't be surprised if ppvs never become tv specials ever again...unless you are Major League Wrestling....you are alright!

And maybe I have to watch a TELEVISED! Show on a phone screen, in a country with third-world quality broadband, maybe I should starve myself to afford a Amazon dongle thing, to watch impact payperviews, and therefore, defeating the purpose of having a tv deal! Or I could just wait til it's televised in Britain, whenever they feel like it! Because God forbid I have to deal with some songwriter defending no cred Ed...without ever telling us WHY? The up to 1 month wait! But now you know, Amazon dongle things for the back of your tv is cost, 200 euro in fact! And week ppvs are 30 euro...keep in mind I'm not buying WWE every month, since every review I make comes out of my own money!

...and night 2 was ok! They should have a title match here, or at least taken the belt off Tessa Blanchard a week ago! Anyway...

And Legend Say Chris Bey and Rohit Raju are performing standing switches on each other to this very day...

As always, the first match was an x division match...I know the dry cleaners here in Ireland are closed due to Corona, and so are the ones in Nashville, Suicides costume is looking Manky! The only thing that stinks more than Suicide... Is the game he came from!

Good match, weak finish, for a guy calling himself a finesser, a boot to the head is hardly poetry in motion

Next is the guy who possibly responable for all the ruptured blood viens in Jim Cornettes forehead, Joey Ryan. Now doing the Right to Censor 2:0 gimmick...going after...Cousin Jake Deaner...yeah it was a squash match that when too long not helped by an ad break that NO ONE asked for! Ryan Won with the most devasting move on the planet...the Roll-up!

#BanTheFuckingRollup!

Next was a Full Metal Mayhem Match...and Quick Question..
Who was the face and who was the heel...ok I get why they had this match...Jordan Grace couldn't attend given the situation and it was not a title match. But Rosemary trying to weasal out of the match against Havok...Confused Me! Halfway through some Woman called Nevaiah, ( whose name I just butchered, and I'm sorry!) Appeared at ringside...and disappeared, just as quickly! Madison Rayne know who is was, but didn't tell us Who she wasEr....that's great you know her....Care to elaborate who she is to the rest of us! Rayne remained schtum before Rosemary won! At least it wasn't another " THE BLADE! THE BUTCHER, THE BLADE!" Moment

And now the main event...keep in mind they could easily just take the belt off Tessa and have the go for the title when she is stateside again but with Elgin, Eddie and 2 men who are now in the main event all in contention. Instead we had a triple threat with Moose, Elgin and Hernadez, it was ok, it was just made worse that it was booked like the defunct that world title meant something....well it means Moose maybe ready for the real thing...but this came off as hokey!

So that's it! If there is even a ppv in June, I will review it and it'll be the last ppv I do before, heading out the country for the wedding...if there is even a wedding still!

Until then see ya!

Impact Rebellion Night 1: #NoCredEd finally let's British Bloggers get paid and fed!

Nordholm: yet Vince, can I borrow your Homework?

Vince: No Problem, just change a few things so you won't get caught, PAL!

Corona Virus is good for something, it finally got impact to show a ppv on time, even it has being downsized to a tv special! I have tagged Impact uk and Ed Nordholm in this review, so they might not even read it, but knowing how they handle ppvs for the britsh audience I'm sure it take between 6 days and 1 month for them to tell me to go fuck myself!

And now our feature presentation!

First was a 6-man tag with Ovarie (because All the Crist brothers can do is Bleed every month!) And Sad man Futon....the man with the size and mobility of a couch! Vs Tommy Dreamer, Rhino and the returning Crazy Steve. Real talk without Dumi Callahan's influence (More on Mr. Buy my Attempted Murder T-Shirt Later!) Jake is actually pretty good. Faces won in a tepid match.

The world title match is jeopardy next week! Tessa is stuck in Mexico, and Eddie Edwards has decided to stay safe.

With one size man match we now follow it up with...another 6 man match! This time a 3 team match between the Rascalz, Xxxl, and the team of TJP and Fallah Baah. The tag match shown had the true strength of the tag division: it's diversity: only here you can see fly flyers and guys that look like XxXl and Fallah returning them in kind, after an exciting bout, the rascals are set to the contenders for the north down the road!

Best match of the night!
Ace Austin defended the X Division championship against Willie Mack, it was the self doubting Mack against the devious Ace, in a match with great pacing action and storytelling, a good 15 minute or so, the 2 had each finish countered so each had to dig deep, but In the end, a stunner off the top rope gave Mack the opening for the frog splash and we have a new champion!

PoundShop Bayley vs Blueberry Ice Alicia Fox in a WWE Superstars type squash match. Kylie Ray, aka PoundShop Bayley, won via submission

And now the main event which was a Cinematic Unsanctioned match between impact hall of famer, Ken Shamrock and Sami Calahan, and it was just a mess! The only thing of value is that it just confirmed what we already know, that the Hacker Gimmick is separate from Ovarie. Last image was Ken Shamrock locking the ankle lock on Calahan in a carpark and walking away from a prone Sami!

Next week Part 2 including what ever decision management has given over the world title picture!

Update from my house!

Greetings from LockDown Ireland!

In a few moments I will finalizing my review of the hot chick for Bogger BoxOffice. And that us the issue I'm addressing,

Despite still being able to still produce reviews they will not be at a standard that I hold myself to, so when the Pandemic is neutralized or at least contained, all posts since April will be remastered at a future date!

Only those who follow my Twitter and this blog will know, I am not retweeting this to anyone as it's not something I am proud to admit, but I am reducing my workload to just Bogger BoxOffice until the crisis is over! There will no more ppv results until I say so!

Please understand my hand has being forced by unforeseen circumstances.

I'm sorry
Eamonn.