TASTE TEST 2K19: RICE FUSION PRINGLES

I planned to review the new Heartbeat International Icecream but my Ambition...no scratch that..My Expectation of any Shop having all the new products in my hometown so until this is resolved, a Different Review Entirely.

Pringles have always being the company that turned the simple spud into snack sensation, But how would they fare with Weaving Reformed Rice into their Snacks?

Going From Left to Right Closet to Ireland

INDIAN TANDOORI CHICKEN
Colour: Clay
Nutritional Info: 610 calories in 30g Serving, Suitable for Vegetarians!
Not a Good Start, Dry curry Powder, No taste of chicken Underneath the Crisp of reformed Rice. you could get a Budget microwave curry for the price of this, and it would have real chicken in it!

PEKING DUCK WITH HOISIN SAUCE
Colour: Grass Green
Nutritional Info: 609 calories in 30g Serving
Suitable for Vegetarians
Peppered with Star Anise and lathered in Hoisin sauce, this at least has the taste of duck under these usually overpowering spices and sauces! Cast your Mind back to the very first review on this blog, and you'll remember i criticized Walker's Duck and "POISON" Sauce 10 years ago! But Pringles succeeded where Walkers has Failed!

MALAYSIAN RED CURRY
Colour: Terracotta
Nutritional Info: 609 Calories in 30g Serving
Suitable for Vegetarians
The Spiciest Of the 3, Curry Power and Beef flavouring makes this the best of the bunch!

Well that's it! I'll be back on Wednesday to reveal the roster after both nights of the wwe draft.
see you then!

THE LEGENDARY TRADITION RETURNS! 5TH CYCLE OF THE WALKERS LIMITED EDITION CRISPS

Even Though The Enlightened Page has gained fame as a wrestling results site, It had a humble beginning as a humour site, made in a school project. The very 1st time I wrote about? Limited Edition crisp flavours. As every year the Page developed, Walkers released new flavours, (Though Red Nose Walkers was a Close call to not ever happening in Ireland!)

Last year, Repackaging the crisps to have Real Locally Sourced Ingredients, Killed the Promotion in lieu of a cash giveaway. But this year it's back, But with the consensus that each flavour contains 1 of Walkers Locally Sourced Ingredients: Cheddar, Chicken, Tomatoes, Pork, Sour Cream or Aberdeen Angus Steak.

Let's Start!

WINNER OF THE CHEESE RECIPE: BAKED BEANS ON CHEESY TOAST

Package colour: Blue
Taste/Appearance: As I Thought would happen, The baked Beans has completely overpowered the taste of the cheese, to the point I can't even tell if their was Cheese used!

WINNER OF THE CHICKEN RECIPE: CHIP SHOP CHICKEN CURRY

Package colour: Orange (Natch!)
Flavour/Appearance: I  open the bag and smell of curry spices and potato starch overpower my olfactory senses, Making me have a Marcel Proust-esque "Madeline Moment" taking me back to when I had an office job 7 years ago, when Walker had this flavour on it's XL Line. A delicious blast from the past but it's not the only 1

WINNER OF THE TOMATO RECIPE: HOT DOG

Package Colour: Red (natch!!)
Flavour/Appearance: After Washing the spicy residue off my hands to uncorrupt the flavours Another blast from the past, from World Cup Walkers 4 years ago, only this time the tomato was more evident with a red power, ketchup and zest of the tomatoes combined with a pork char. scrumptious!

WINNER OF THE PORK RECIPE: PULLED PORK IN A STICKY BBQ SAUCE

Package Colour: Pink
Flavour: A smoky thick BBQ Sauce as flavoursome as it is aromatic. IT COULD HAVE BEING SWEETER, THOUGH!

WINNER OF THE SOUR CREAM RECIPE: RACCOON IN RANCH DRESSING (NOT MAKING THIS UP!)

Colour: Yellow
Flavour: UGGGGHHHHH! NUCLEAR DAYGLO GREEN CRISPS! AVOID AVOID AVOID!

WINNER OF THE ANGUS STEAK RECIPE: SIZZLING FAJITA

Colour: Brown
Flavour: Spicy Beef with a hint of fajita flavouring a stir fried Veggies, the Crisps that retained the skins throughout the bag, has an audible crunch and lingering, but pleasant aftertaste.

Well that it! That's it for August! I'm taking a break for the summer but will return in September with the Autumn Schedule. Please follow me on twitter @RealEnli or ask me anything at enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com

pathofenlightment.blogspot.com TIMELINE 2009-11

2/12/09
the site is launched as ask the path an online service for those who have general knowledge questions. i also posted the song spiderfag making fun of the then rumoured appearance of louis walsh on heroes.

2/13/09
what became a tradition here at Enlightened Towers, Eamonn taste-tested the first batch of limited edition walkers. the first batch includes irish breakfast, bhaji,duck,fish and chips, chilli and chocolate and (yes seriously!) Squirrel.

2/13/09
My first mock the week spoof, things you don't to hear over a supermarket tannoy is also written that day.

2/27/09
wrestlemania on the horizon again is Eamonn's First but not last article on Pro wrestling

3/5/09
Wrestlemania is great and all but...is Eamonn's first but not last parody on Pro Wrestling

4/1/09
my first headers are complied on this post.

4/2/09
Eamonn's first theme month a set of April fools stories are released.

5/19/09
the blog changes its name to THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE FROM THE EDGE! Its focus is now a side-ways look at wrestling and other things.

5/27/09
i compare wwe in 80s 90s and 2000s

5/31/09
Eamonn made fun of Ken Anderson for the first time, refering to him as a injury-fiegning piece of shit.

6/11/09
my face-palm moment came when i predicted that people will talk about Umaga by the end of the year. and well...

6/29/09
micheal jackson tribute

July 2009
Monty python month
first wwe results night of champions

August 2009
why wwe sucks month
codes for extra sky channels and first tna results hard justice. its also the launch for bogger box office a film review blog and vechile for the Joe-Jack The Culchie charector. joe-jack has a profile on my blog.

September 2009
TNA is the future month (this is before Hack Hogan, ovivously!) i joined youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment

10/14/09
my thoughts on the historic 7-diva draft.

winter 2009
Glossary of wrestling terms

12/5/09
...Umaga is found dead this day. his death was the first i tributed.

Christmas eve 2009
results for final resolution was written at my parents house it has a bad connection and it took 4 hours to post. i vowed never to post at christmas again!

january 2010
royal rumble results and atop the 4th wall parody lyrics.

februrary 2010
Road to Wrestlemania

3/11/10
undertakers streak is re-told in march.

4/7/10
Chris Kanyon tribute.

5/13/10
the massive crossover, 3 tickets to hell, pulls into the station in may, with my review of dead or alive.

5/28/10
last years world cup walkers where reviewed with teriyaki winning it out in my opinion

july 2010
eamonn evaluated the wwe roster. he also joined the wrestling forum XWA.

10/18/10
in eamonn's most read article ever TNA IMPACT THE WORSE IS YET TO COME, Eamonn unloads on the fallout of 10-10-10

November 2010
Cadbury's month

January 2011
the Flippes my awards finally see the light of day. The Miz is (begrudgingly) the 1st wrestler of year

February 2011
YEAR 3 STARTS RIGHT NOW!

and the winner is...

two months ago i told you what about the new flavours of walkers and i think i have falling love with the winner
(drum roll please)

FISH AND CHIPS IS TOO FUCKING GORGOUS!!

There should be a warning on the packet

WARNING FISH AND CHIPS WALKERS WILL SEND YOU ON A FLAVOUR TRIP

even the colour of the crisp is a light transulent red .
thats right, a crisp in the old school

and old school is COOL!

So last night i tried the limited edition....

So last night i tried the limited edition Squirrell flavered Walkers. for those who don't know Walkers had a comp to find a new flavour and the six new flavours are

Full Irish Breakfast.
Crispy duck
Squirrell
Onion Bhaji
Fish and chips
and Chilli and chocolate....WTF

Honestly if you blindfolded me, and gave me squirrell and smokey Bacon crisps i would not have told the difference

next time i'll try a Duck flavour