michael jackson 1958-2009

i was up watching the end of ecw on sky sports 3
a terrible thunderstorm was staring up illuminating my dark hallway with every flash so i turned in sky news for the weather.

but i never got it.

because Michael jackson has died.

Despite his recent years and the fact i crictised him for being "innocent" of his crimes.

Jackson was a true pioneer in dance in music in video in lyrics

movies and pepsi ads not so much
but still michael is a pure legend and his musical legacy has absolved his controversy

next month
PYTHON MONTH as scheduled.

and now for something complety different!!!

hey kids!
its almost July!
you know what that means!
probably not since i'm making it up!

its MONTY PYTHON MONTH!

on my first post and every post next month i will be posting in the genius style of messers jones gilliam cleese palin terry and chapman

so here is my schedule

week 1: top 10 monty jokes
week 2 : songs
week 3 : tribute post
week 4: an original story with monty python elements and pathofenlightment elements

please fondle my buttocks!
the bus station? over there!

to those who want to know who i am

this is my blog that hopefully will give me a cult following

I am Eamonn bermingham, 24, unemployed receptionist.

but on blogger i am a persona i created I AM.......

Like the Devil known by many names.

• the Wizard of Wit,
• The Guru of Girth
• The Barron of Badness
• the Shaman of Swagger
• the Working class hero,
• the biggest MOTHERFUCKER ON THE WEB TODAY
• THE PATH OF ENLIGHTENMENT, EAMONN ......FUCKING .... BERMINGHAM!

AND THIS IS THE ENLIGHTED PAGE MY INNER SACTUM WHERE I DISPENSE ADVICE AND BANTER WITH EQUAL MEASURE WITH RANTS AND LOUIS WALSH IS GAY JOKES

so welcome to those who have stumbled to this page you are in for a treat of humour, stories and such in my unique style.

Eamonn bermingham

ps rte this is what you need to be a successful rte 3 program but you old fossil wouldnt know a good program even if you CANCEL IT EVERY MONTH FOR FUCKING FORIEGN FUCKING FOOTBALL WITH NO FUCKING IRISH PLAYERS!!!!!!!

€180 FOR A TV LICIENCE MY ASS!!!!!!

VINCE MCMAHON IS AN IDIOT! (RE: UMAGA RELEASED)

with competion and cost cuts in the wwe, some wrestlers are joining the dole line like the rest of us some are obvious choices. wwe dont give a crap about cruiserweights so they are dropping like flies, jobbers are useless to a company that barely uses them and to be fair the pg rated era doesnt need any more dancers bikini models or "actresses". they need WOMEN WRESTLERS in the WOMEN WRESTLING division but surely they would not release a main eventer coming off a match that was one of the best this yea...

UMAGA HAS BEEN RELESED OF HIS SMACKDOWN CONTRACT. WE WISH EDWARD (UMAGA) FATU THE BEST IN HIS FUTURE ENDEVOURS

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

now for my advice.

Umaga go to TNA. in fact a tag team with Samoa Joe as the Nation of Violence would be unstoppable
in fact it would be the absolute tonic for being fired by that gobshite after that great strap match !

one bit of advice though lose the Samoan spike finisher. make it trademark at least but use that Black hole slam as your finish or your splash as your finish instead.

and to make sure your adhere to the florida fans use the promo skills that vince denied you to use. I bet you cut a good promo, your the Rocks cousin for christ's sake!

good luck and i'll give you my (TAPED) thumbs up!

things mr kennedy could do with his hands!

this a blog of two faces.

1. this is a comedy blog of my opinions and of the best kind of banter. Witty.
2. this is a wrestling blog as wrestling can be funny and filled with the best kind of wrestling banter. Smarky.

so now two tastes that taste good together.

wrestling rants and my home-made mock the week scenes we like to see. i give you....

Mock The WWEek!

today's subject is the video that Kennedy posted after being fired by wwe because his skeleton is as fragile as FUCKING balsa. he doesn't know what to with his hands i have a few suggestions

• sell microphones
• do an interview that every washed-up wrestler does and say Macmahon GAVE YOU the steroids so you get suspended when you got caught.
• make cheese you are from Wisconsion
• make a voodoo doll of vince!
• juggle but wait you already juggled your suppossed "rehab" and "Healing" time to make Behind in the box office ratings......i mean enemy lines
• and finally learn first aid that way when tna does hire you to a $2 million dollar contract you dont piss that making a straight to dvd film......for universal studios!