Welcome to the last wrestling post of 2020, currently being done over 23 hours. With all that has gone on this year, the surprise announcement that tna ppvs are free in Britain again, mean as you read post number 445, that the 500 post will be a thing in either 2021 or 22!
Quick rundown of bfg!
Deaners bet the Rascals on the preshow. Once again I will state the " that 70s show gimmick of the Rascals ruined Desmond Xavier.
6-way Scramble was a clusterfuck, Rohit Raju retains x-division belt.
Rhino was the first to come and the last to go in the Call Your Shot Gauntlet, earning a title shot of his choice, but also giving Heath a job, while saving his own.
Cinematic match between Moose and Ethan Midcarder was the shits, but it shows that it was Ec3 who is Radicalizing THE GROUP WE CALL RAWTIFA! It was all a lesson for Moose to take wrestling seriously and not as a second paycheck after NFL, so moose won...I guess?
Eddie vs Shamrock was a great match...until Dumi Calahan ruined it with his hacker blackout gimmick, and on distraction shamrock won
Best match of this morning, the fourway tag match, Shelley was taken out by Josh Alexander, and Sabin had to go it alone!
But it was too much for him, and outnumbered by 3 full teams, the North regained their titles!
Su Yung and Rich Swann are Husband and Wife Champions, long before Mr and Mrs Sameface had a look in! Su replaced Kylie Rae to beat Deonna Purazzo and Swan bet Eric Young in a tetonic paced anticlimatic match!
So that was Bfg when you read this later it will be from me on Monday morning!
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23 hours later and I'm back with last night's Wwe Hell in A Cell. So let's get down to it!
The bizzare choice to open with the Wwe Universal champion match was a blessing in disguise given what will happen later on.
Roman Retained against Jey Uso, which was expected, but the brutality involved and the pluckiness of the Challenger, was some of the best heel and face work I've seen in a long time. When Jey passed out, the ref tries to stop the match, this sends Roman to take out the ref and have officials storm the ring. Finish was Jimmy put in the Guillotine in front of Hey, who quits to save his brother, as Afa and Roman's father Sika approves all this. A Strong opening...too bad the 3 cell matches where the 3 slices of bread of a Double Decker Shit Sandwich!
Elias returns and also his Jobber to the Stars Status, being beaten by Jeff Hardy.
Even Stevie Wonder in a Dark room at night, saw the betrayal of Otis by Tucker a mile off! As if 2020 wasn't bad enough, we may have GOBSHITE FROM MTV! as champion again, thanks Vince!
The second cell match was the women's title bout, and the offence was innovative. I never seen moves like those in the cell and possibly never from anyone else. Sasha wins, earning her Grand Slam.
Next was the open challenge that the Hurt Business made on the preshow. But the stakes we're higher they chose Bobby Lashley, the U.S champion, so it's now a title match so they chose Retribution's weak link, the masked midget, Slap-Nuts...I mean....Slapjack! This was a squash pure a simple!
Finally a big brutal brawl to end it all as Randy Orton put the end to Drew McIntyre's breakout title run! It ended on the roof and they brawled a bit there but the finish was the rko on Terra firma. Randy Orton is tied for second for the most title reigns ever!
So that 2020...and it can kiss my ass!
Enlightened towers is now closed til 2021. You can still see my handiwork on boggerboxoffice where I tear through bad films, or just keep in the loop by following me on Twitter @RealEnli
So until January 6th....
This is Eamonn Bermingham telling you to keep on keeping on, be good to each other, and WEAR YOUR GODDAHM MASKS!
