Monday, August 24, 2020

SUMMERSLAM 2020: ASS SURPRISE (yOU'LL nEVER sEE iT cOMING!)

OR SUMMERSLAM....CAN'T WE GET BEYOND THUNDERDOME?

Here I am, defying any new Lockdown restrictions to come in to get this out, and i will get these reviews out, even if i starve myself to afford the credit on for my phone....

First Match, Asuka vs Bayley for the Smackdown Women's championship, a good paced exciting opener, as I expected it to be, Bayley softened up Asuka's Leg, And after a Distraction By Banks, Bayley won with the most devasting move of all...The Fucking Roll-up!

#BANTHEFUCKINGROLLUP!

Kevin Owens Joins Commentary for the Raw tag Team Championship Match between the Street Profits and Garza/Andrade. This Match was Ok, Standard Stuff, Montez Ford got beat down, Angelo Dawkins got the Hot Tag and that was all she Wrote. Kevin Owens did announce that tomorrow on Raw, His guest on the KO Show Will be Aliester Black. Yes! Do Something With Black, Owens vs Black will be something I would pay to see!

And Speaking of Raw Tonight....
Keith Lee has being Called up to Raw. I guess if there is a rematch with Kross, we know who's winning, Don't we?

I was Pleasantly Surprised with the Loser Leaves WWE match with Mandy Rose vs Sonya Deville.
Mandy's new Ring Gear should have told you everything...she is taking this serious! And with all the Build and promos that Sonya Had prior to last night's loss, does that mean her push is over? ABSOLUTELY NOT! WATCH HER BE REVEALED AS THE LEADER OR AT LEAST A MEMBER OF RETRIBUTION!

Worst Match of the Night!
Seth Rollins vs Dominik Mysterio. If I can Channel Jim Cornette, Dominik is a Fishy-White skinned, no Definition, Indie Mud-show Fuck! Dominik is Not Ready! Dominik is Not NXT READY! HE IS NOT EVEN DARK MATCH READY! THIS WAS THE MATCH I FEARED WAS GOING TO BE WORST MATCH OF THE NIGHT, AND I WAS RIGHT! AND I'M NOT A WRESTLER! NOR WOULD I BE ABLE TO DO WHAT THEY DO FOR 300 PLUS DAYS A YEAR...BUT IF DOM IS SERIOUS ABOUT BEING A WRESTLER HE SHOULD HAVE PRESENTED HIMSELF BETTER! IN CASE YOU CARE, ROLLINS WON!

Congratulations to Asuka for winning the Raw women's championship she should never have lost!

In a Fierce Back and Forth Match, Drew Defeated Randy Orton to retain the WWE championship. Finish was Drew going for the Claymore Kick, only for Orton to go for the RKO, leaving Orton wide open for a backslide!

So if you where expecting, Alexa to be repackaged as Sister Abigail, or Retribution to reveal themselves, you were sadly mistaken. Main Event was Braun vs The Fiend and it was presented as a Heel Vs Heel Match, with noone to root for, this match dragged on! Plus it was a falls count anywhere, so it was just two big bulls in a china shop! The Surprise at the end was not the fiend winning the title, but the return of Roman Reigns, Roman lost a bit of weight he looks to be in fantastic shape, after remission!

Well That's It!
If you think I'm paying for another ppv in a weeks time filled with rematches from this show, YOU HAVE YOUR SHITE!

The Next time you'll see me is the last show ppv i do this year-HELL IN A CELL IN OCTOBER! But I will have content here between now and then, so keep it locked!

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PEACE!