WWE Battleground predictions

Hello, fans and friends "Enlightened" Eamonn Bermingham with you once again with my 2 cents on Sunday's PPV-THE BROCK LESNER SHOW AKA-battleground, I'm now on a summer Sabbatical from Live Reviewing! so results will be on my tumblr as episode 3 of Second Hand Smoke!

(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE!)
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
BROCK LESNER VS CATWOMAN JUSTIN BIEBER SETH ROLLINS (C)
Ladies and gentlemen. the only match that matters on Sunday is this one, Brock is back and he is more out of control than ever, But don't expect Seth to just stand there and take a beating like BLOW-Man Reigns did! Expect something to be pulled out the hat by Rollins!

MONEY ON: ROLLINS, BUT NOT CLEANLY(Expect dq, run-in or betrayal by Heyman)

SHIT SANDWICH FOR THE IC CHAMPIONSHIP
STEROIDBACK(C) VS THE BIG SHITE VS GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
I Rely on making predictions for ppvs, on the former wrestling site TheWrestlingFan.com's tried and tested "Win On Tv, Lose at PPV" Formula-this week, Miz or Lady-GaGobshite on the crap he's wearing HASN'T Had a Tv Match!-Maybe because his music is now programmed as a Pavlovian Response to take a toilet break!
MONEY ON: In all seriousness Ryback has improved, and shouldn't need a man who moves like a tectonic plate and another who has being 10 years and still can't throw a clothesline right to prove that!

US CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
JOHN CENA VS KEVIN OWENS 3
THE FIRST BALLOT FEUD OF THE YEAR COMES TO A END ON SUNDAY!
Each Man has suffered a loss, but Owens has suffered a big loss, the Nxt title lost is a spectacular match in sumo hall in Tokyo to Finn Balor. So Owens wins a Match, Cena wins a Match, Owens gets us tile match, Owens loses NXT Belt, Superstars can't hold Nxt and wwe belts at the same time! and Brock aint gonna win his match for the WWE championship, and Cena is now sick of slumming it in mid-card!
MONEY ON: OWENS! CONNECT THE DOTS PEOPLE!

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
PRIME-TIME PLAYERS (C) (TITUS O'NEILL/DARREN YOUNG) VS POO-DAY(KINGSTON/WOODS/BIG E)
So the former champs get their rematch-i wonder wHHHicHHH one of Kofi's friend arranged tHHHat?
Money on-PRIME TIME PLAYERS-They just won the belts, let them have some fun!

" I LOVE HUNTER MORE, NO MORE HUNTER MORE!
BLANDY BORE-TON VS THE CELTIC WASTER, LAME-ARSE (UNOFFICIAL NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCH!)
Two charter members of Hunt-uh's Brown Tongue Brigade go at for the ultimate prize-the unlimited title shot Game Genie that SHITista left Behind
MONEY: WHO CARES?

BLOWMAN REIGNS VS BRAY WYATT
I hate when they write wrestlers family life into wrestling-nothing good ever came from it! this feud will linger and if it goes the way i think it's gonna go, WWE will lose it's adoption agency sponsorship due to bad taste!
MONEY ON: WYATT BUT DON'T DO WHAT I THINK YOU'RE GONNA DO AND HAVE HIS DAUGHTER BRAINWASHED BY THE WYATT FAMILY TO SAY HURTFUL THINGS TO ROMAN!

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH
KING BARRETT VS R-TURD
END! END! END! JUST END!
MONEY ON: JUST END!

So there are my predictions! results will be up on my tumblr on Monday-a link provided on my twitter timeline @RealEnli on Monday!

see you there!

So

BEATING THE BURN? DORITOS ROULETTE REVIEW

It's being a season of let-downs it seems,

Battleground is gonna suck, Tna is dead, and now walkers crisps have cancelled it's limited edition flavour event, AGAIN! For a cash giveaway!

But if say we are going review new crisps, then we are going to review new crisps

Today's special is the Doritos Roulette: a two flavoured bag of mostly cheese but also a small ratio of Capsicum (chili Extract) soaked Extra Hot! It so hot, that it's not suitable for children, Is it possible to each through without hitting a single spicy chip?

To Conduct this experiment, I've done the following:

• I've counted out all the chips and put them in a bowl, so i can separately mark each as spicy or cheesy, 
• Since some crisps get damaged in transit, i'm only marking full chips, or chips with a spacial coverage more than 60%, Curled chips are also omitted!

• to not pollute or influence in anyway, I will watch by hands of any residue that may effect my scoring, Milk based products and dental floss are also at hand for that purpose!

After counting a eating some damaged chips, i have already felt the ultra spice already-and it's excruciating! The worst thing? all the crisps look uniform so if you were looking for yellow cheese powder vs red chili powder as a visual clue, THINK AGAIN!

CHEESE TO SPICY RATIO OF A BAG THAT CONTAINED FIFTY FIVE UNDAMAGED CHIPS
CHEESE-37
SPICY-18
NOT COUNTING THE BROKEN CHIPS, THE RATIO IS 2:1, YOU WILL GET BURNED AND THIS MIX IS BRUTAL: IT LITERALLY FLOORED ME AND GAVE ALL SORTS OF PAIN AFTERWARD! DO NOT EAT BY YOURSELF!

I have no Idea what I'm doing before Night Of champions, when I think of something I'll let you know at my twitter account @RealEnli!