WRESTLEMANIA SUN PREDICTIONS

Hey everyone!
Eamonn Bermingham here with another predictions post. Well, it's Wrestlemania season and i think this year's show, despite the Cruiserweight controversy, has a very solid undercard, the undercard matches will no doubt the matches talked about more than the Marquee Events!

ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE WHICH MEANS THE PREDICTIONS POST WILL FOLLOW THIS ORDER

• WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
• UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
• RAW WOMEN'S/ SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
• INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
• US CHAMPIONSHIP
• RAW TAG TEAM/SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
• CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
• NUMBER 1 CONTENDER'S MATCH
• SINGLES MATCH
• SQUASH

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
BRAY WYATT (C) VS BLANDY BORETON

After that superb Warmup Bray Had against Luke Harper last night, Bray looks ready to take revenge against Orton! After all the Humming and Hawwing, this match SHOULD! Be the main event of the Evening!
MONEY ON: WYATT!

BESTEST BELT IN WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE NAW NAW NAW TIMES INFINITY PLUS ONE NO TAKE BACKSIES!
OLDBERG (C) VS BORK!

For those complaining that this match exists for the title, need i remind you from the subtitle above that the Universal Championship is a joke made about Steph being so petty that the biggest prize in wwe is on the b-show. Hey steph! how's the ratings going? Smackdown has Ellsworth! A GOBSHITE FROM MTV! And a 2 horse race for a tag division, AND IS STILL WHOOPING  YOUR ASS!
MONEY ON: I BET THE PART-TIMER YOU DOESN'T CARE ANYMORE WINS THE BELT!

FATAL 4 WAY ELIMINATION WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BAYLEY(C) VS NYA JAX VS SASHA BANKS VS CHARLOTTE

Bayley is paying for her friendship with now former raw GM Mick Foley, that she is getting dogged by Nia Jax almost every week! Add to the Mix Charlotte accusing Sasha of being a fairweather friend of Bayley, and this match will be a powderkeg of emotions!
MONEY ON: 2 SCENARIOS SHAPE IN MY HEAD! BUT ONLY IF SASHA AND BAYLEY ARE THE LAST 2
SCENARIO 1: SASHA TURNS ON BAYLEY, WINS TITLE
SCENARIO 2: BAYLEY RETAINS, SASHA ATTACKS BAYLEY POST MATCH

Either way, Sasha Turns Heel!

PRESHOW DIVA CLUSTERFUCK FOR THE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S TITLE
ALL AVAILABLE WOMEN ON SMACKDOWN ROSTER
(ALEXA BLISS (C), BECKY, NATTIE, NAOMI, CARMELLA, MICKIE JAMES AND OTHER TBC!)
Oh look! Naomi's return to her Hometown has being relegated to the Preshow! and from an injury as well!

MONEY ON: NAOMI
IC CHAMPIONSHIP
DEAN TITTYMASTER AMBROSE(C) VS BORING SIDEBURNS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx7ldTl7txQ
MONEY ON: CORBIN! DEAN'S LACKADAISICAL TITLE RUN ONLY SCARRED THE LEGACY OF THE IC BELT EVEN FURTHER!

US CHAMPIONSHIP
CHRIS JERICHO (C) VS KEVIN OWENS
If we can't the cruiserweights on the card, then at least the show can still be saved by this match! The real Kevin Owen segment last week? Outstanding! the Emotion of this match may mirror, even top the match Jericho had with Shawn Michaels at Mania 19, one of the greatest matches ever committed onto tv screens!
MONEY ON: CAN'T CALL IT!

WWE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! LADDER MATCH
THE CLUB (C) VS ENZO AND CASS VS BROWN TONGUE AND BRASS RING

So the match is now a ladder match, and one of the teams is a 7 foot man whose man offence is throwing his Orange Goblin (NOT THIS GUY!)

MONEY ON: FERRA/TOR/... I MEAN MASTER BLASTER...I MEAN ENZO AND CASS!

THE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPION THE USOS WILL BE TAKE PART IN OVERBOOKED 2017
EVERYONE ELSE VS EVERYONE ELSE!
SHORT LIST OF WINNERS

• Brawny Strongman
• Sami Zayn
• Luke Harper
• Making Big Shite win his last Ever Match because it's his home state is pointless...Which means Vince will do it anyway!

PRESHOW...BUT HOPEFULLY IN 5 DAYS THEY CHANGE THAT!
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
NEVILLE VS AUSTIN ARIES!

THE SHOW IS 5 HOURS!
AND SOMEHOW!
BLO-RIDA, SHITBULL AND LARD-ARSE LEWIS' SONG ABOUT DRUGGING WOMEN AT A PARTY AND MAKING THEM HOOKERS AND DRUGMULES! AND FUCKING WEATHERMAN IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A TITLE MATCH?
MONEY ON: ARIES! AND I HOPE THE CROWD SHIT ALLOVER THE MINI CONCERT! 

MIXED TAG MATCH
SUPERCENA AND WONDERBRA VS GOBSHITE FROM MTV AND PLAYBOY WHORE!

Anyone who tells me has "improved" and i should forgive Miz for the worst wrestlemania in history and 6 years ago have passed! my response?


MONEY ON: CENA/NIKKI

UNSANCTIONED FIGHT!
HUNT-UH...VERSUS-UH.. THE KING BREAK-UH!
Hyperbole like "It's Personal" and "This March will Shape the Future" have being thrown about a lot, but it probably wouldn't have is this match didn't seem doomed! expect this to be rough!

"LOOK KIDS! LOOK AT YOUR COOL DAD!"
SHANE MEEKMAN VS THE STYLISH ALLEN JONES!
Styles should be in the title hunt again soon, so a loss to a 45 year old hotdogger who jumps of things will not stand!
Money on: Styles

AND FINALLY
UNDERTAKER VS ROMAN REIGNS
It took 3 wrestlemania's. it took him pushing and cursing at his own fans at 31, it took him carjacking his boss and beating him up last year and finally it's going to happen with the defeat of Undertaker, Roman will finally turn heel!
MONEY ON: ROMAN REIGNS!

EXPECT SURPRISE APPERANCES!
HOSTS: THE NEW DAY AND THEIR ICECREAM STALL! AND WE ALL KNOW THAT XAVIER WOODS KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT WOMEN LICKING HIS CREAM!

Well that's it!
Results will hit this blog sometime after 10am GMT! Because of Mania. Boggerboxoffice.blogspot.ie's review of Ella Enchanted will hit that blog on friday at 7am!

I will see you all on Monday!

St Paddy's Day Special!: 10 IRSH GIFTS TO THE WORLD

Ireland.
Land of Saints and Scholars, Heroes and Rebels, For Eons, Irish culture has being seeped in songs and stories, and survived influences from three neighbouring Superpowers. however their influence is nothing compared to our influence worldwide. And it has saturated all media. that's a lot for a little Island in the Atlantic to do!

NUMBER 10
THE MODERN SUBMARINE
Okay, the submarine existed in one way or another but in 1875, after reading about the battleships of the American Civil war, John Phillip Holland, a teacher from Clare, Devised Plans to Built the Military Submarine, Despite Financial Troubles, a lack of sponsorship, a language Barrier (Holland only learned English late in life) and even a broken leg!, In 1900 the us navy commissioned Holland 1. soon all the navies of the world's fleets was filled Holland's invention.

NUMBER 9
OUR LEGACY IN EUROVISION
OK. SO WHAT IF WE NEVER WIN AGAIN? SO WHAT IF FUCKING AUSTRALIA IS NOW NOW A PERMANENT CONTESTANT IN EUROVISION? Our 7 wins will never be forgotten. It's not like we are wining the world cup anytime soon?

NUMBER 8
DIAMANDA HAGAN
If i never plucked up the courage to send her my reviews on Boggerboxoffice, then chances are I would not be talking to you right now!

From Northern Ireland (so Technically British, but that's aside!) Diamanda's twisted Horror reviews made her and her Partner, Omega Geek cult icons long before Joining TGWTG. It was them that inspire me to join their forum. It didn't work as well for me as it did, but i made a lot of friends there and i am happy for them both!

NUMBER 7
DUSTIN THE TURKEY
In the world of Children television, one constant among the Fetish Fuel attendant Girls, and the annoying Gay guys who can get any other work! presenters will always be paired of with Puppets! but a world filled with Zig and zag, Otis the Aardvark and Others, Dustin will be ALWAYS! be the king why?

well as strange it sounds, a puppet on a children show was Ireland's only source of Satire on Irish state television!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9rUmGAd3PM

NUMBER 6
THE LATE LATE TOY SHOW
In itself, the late late show is the world's longest episodic chat show, but on the last Friday of each month, for 30 plus years, the Christmas institution, explodes into an all-singing, all dancing Calvalcade of Toys and Merriment! Last year's Toyshow was streamed  so much worldwide, it actually overshadowed Youporn as the most streamed content in November!

NUMBER 5
THE WORLD'S SCARIEST CAR SAFETY PSA!
WARNING! THIS VIDEO HAS BEING BANNED BEFORE THE 9PM WATERSHED FOR IT'S GRAPHIC CONTENT!
IF YOU WATCH THIS VIDEO YOU'LL NEED A NEW PAIR OF PANTS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMG-eN1iibY

NUMBER 4
IRISH SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT MONTAGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvMyPO18jrg

NUMBER 3
OUR PEACEKEEPING TROOPS OVERSEAS
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!

NUMBER 2
IRISH DIASPORA IN GENERAL
Forget the Cynical Money-grab " The Gathering", The Dail's Pathetic timeshare scheme to make AH-RISH 'MURICIAN'S Pay money to fund the our dwindling Building sector, Our small Ireland has shaped the Destiny on all four corners of the world!

And Finally the Most famous thing Ireland Ever Produce, Ironically, Because Rte's Kowtowing To the Church, this thing had to be made in Britain, but It's still has a Beating Heart that Pumps Green, White And Gold Blood, that thing is.....

NUMBER 1
FATHER TED

Banished from their, respected Dioses, 3 Priests, the Gambling Addict Fr Ted Crilly (Back, the Late Dermot Morgan), The Drunk and Lecherous Fr Jack Hackett (front, the Late Frank Kelly), And the Dimwitted Fr Dougal Maguire (Left, Ardal O'Hanlon, whose Banishment was due to an incident involving a Stolen Oil tanker, A Pump Action Shot Gun, and Mistaking Nuns for Penguins!) are landed by their Bishop, the Formidable Len Brennan on the Bleak and Backwater Craggy Island. For 3 series, before the untimely Death of it's star, The 3 holy men and their Tea Obsessed House-Keeper, Mrs Doyle. (Pauline McGlynn), Survive the Barbs of The Bishop, the Deranged Island Folk, Temptations of riches, love and fame, other Priests, each more eccentric than the last, and the simple Fact that being a priest would be a boring life if it wasn't for all the bets and capers Ted has set up/landed in!

Funny, Urbane, and Slightly Dark In places, Father Ted Should have Offended the Higher Up at Rte, But instead, Tapped into the Zeitgeist of Irish Culture at the time!

Well That's it!
My next post will be 2 weeks from now with my wrestlemania Sun Predictions,. have a great Patrick's day on Friday, I'll see you 'round da Christmas!

ICECREAM 2K17: EAMONN REVIEWS MAGNUM DOUBLE RASPBERRY AND MAX DUO

Conspicuous by it's absence last year, the reason i didn't  review Magnum when they were "NEW" Last summer is became they where not new! they were flavours back in 2001-2004 and then they were discontinued!

However, here we are again with a flavour that IS NEW! as well as the an icecream that may be too decadent to waste on children!

MAGNUM DOUBLE RASPBERRY
Wrapper Colour: Cheetah print
Calories 998
Flavour: Raspberry icecream encased in raspberry coulis smothered in thick layer of milk chocolate.
It's also smaller that the standard Magnum, this is the size of lightbulb!
Taste: the thick layer of chocolate cracks and the coulis oozed forwards, the thickness of the chocolate and sharp and creamy raspberry flavour, almost reminds me of a Lindt Cream Easter egg...on a stick!

ok, cup of coffee, a glass of juice, a quick flossing and my mouth has being purged of it's flavour so i can give a full non-partisan review of the next icecream!

MAX DUO
Wrapper Colour: White and Brown with Jungle Leaf Curtains. Since this part of the children's line (pun intended) the mascot Max the Lion is etched the wrapper running toward the viewer holding the item.
Calories: 389
Flavour; 2 pieces of what i assumed was icecream, one vanilla, one chocolate, side to side and half dipped in chocolate.
Taste: I bite in, And i am taken aback by the strange texture of the the Duo! what ever i am eating is not icecream! it tastes more like a marshmallow than an icecream! i like marshmallows, but i wanted marshmallows, i would have bought Marshmallows! No wonder there is a obese child crisis! if this is what we are giving kids! fake icecream! YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH!